just want pizza

Headcanon: Tim and Steph are always “in-between” dating and not dating. No one is sure if they’re together. Not even they’re sure.
“Are we dating?”
“Are we?”
“I thought we were.”
“That’s what I thought but that was before the March incident.”
“What happened in March?”
“I was mad at you for some reason. Hmm, what was it?”
“Wait, so does this mean that I was your accidental boyfriend for the 4th?”
“It wasn’t about business or, heaven forbid, Bruce…”
“I mean, not that I mind but I like to know when I’m dating you because it helps to have a consistent plus one at events.”
“And it wasn’t about your constant obsession with your job. Anal retentive much?”
“Wow, okay, rude. We’re definitely not dating now. And if we’re on flaws, you do not share well. At all.”
“That’s right! You ate my mac n cheese. That’s why I was mad!”
“Yeah, but did we break up?”
“…I don’t think so?? I can’t remember.”
“So are we dating?”
“Are we?”

4

Graves: We are not moving to Chicago for like a million reasons
Credence: But Percy, pizza.
Graves: There’s pizza in New York
Credence: Right. Thanks, Percy, you’re so good at reminding me where pizza is

(Parks and Recreation; season 6, episode 21: Moving Up) 

anonymous asked:

Tucker and Wash on a night when Junior's at a friends house and they order pizza, Tucker puts in "send your hottest delivery guy" as the special request and Locus is the one at the door bc he stopped killing people for money and needed a job and the pizza place was hiring. he leaves Tucker and Wash's house with a 10$ tip and two phone numbers to make a date

Imagine Locus, in his usual ‘death rumble’ voice, going “Pizza Delivery.” 

Harry’s words in Mexico really get to me in a way that does not only apply to the horrible developments in this world, but also on a microlevel to this fandom. I feel the atmosphere here has become a lot more aggressive over the last months and it’s literally what I would like ask of all hateful people out there who either fight each other on this platform publicly, bash people or come into our inboxes attacking us for believing something they don’t. We all literally chose love. That’s the core of why we are here. And I assume it’s why other people are in the 1D fandom too, even if they don’t believe in HL, but in love of some other form. I wish we all could remind ourselves about this every now and then. No matter what anyone thinks is or isn’t true: I wish people could stop being so aggressive and focus on the positives and simply support what they love in regards to this band. It really shouldn’t matter if you agree with other people about things like who is dating who or who is supporting your fave more. Discussions are good, but attacking someone with harsh words and no tolerance level and giving people who voice their thoughts anxiety really, really isn’t. Let everyone just live their lives and have their own opinions. It’s really not that hard.