just trying to be as creepy as possible

And speaking of gross bros thinking of nerd girls like fucking unicorns…

I was actually talking to a female client once about cannon-fannon and how much I love listening to her talk comics, and had a male client interupt us to tell me he has never met a chick that is into comics before, he’s never even heard of a girl being into comics before,  and he has always wanted a nerdy girlfriend and that i absolutely MUST give him her number.

I actually had to explain to him that I wasn’t joking when I said she was out of his league.
Yes, she is incredible, she is beautiful, she is intelligent, successful, highly knowledgeable and enthusiastic about comics, and she’s also not even going to look twice at you because literally all you got is that she fulfills a fantasy of yours.

Yes bro i get it, she’s your ideal girl.
Trust me, she’s a lot of people’s ideal girl. And you’re not even on her radar. You’re not special because you’re into comics. She has a very wide range of potential partners to choose from and ‘never having met a nerdy girl before’ isn’t a good character trait, because it means you know zero women. Or zero women have trusted your creepy ass with the knowledge that they are into comics.


The most concerning part of that entire conversation was his complete inability to grasp the concept that she wouldn’t date him and his insistence that she would.


He insisted that I give her name/number/fb/actually call her and ask her to come to the studio (wtffff???) because he needed to meet her.
And then just could not fathom that I refused.
He seemed to be running on this idea that if she met him, she would like him. For no other reason than that he was into comics and he wanted a nerd girlfriend.

And I was somehow out of line for refusing to give my best freinds deets to this creepy nerdbro because I couldn’t possibly know that she wouldn’t be into him.

He got really upset. 

He was in my studio for 45 mins arguing with me on and off about this and trying to push me into giving her number.

Out. Of. Your. League. Not on your level. Too fucking good for you. Not a possibility. You’ve got nothing she wants. You’re one of literally thousands who would want her. You have nothing to offer her. You tick zero of her boxes. You do not even meet the minimum requirements for me to even ask her.  

NOT 

HAPPENING 

MATE.


This is why women don’t say they’re women in WoW, this is why women don’t say they’re into games irl. This is why women don’t hang out in comics stores. This is why nerd women hide one of these two aspects of themselves when interacting with nerd men.

Because you creepy as FUCK about us.

What podcasts I listen to

This is a post that most likely no one cares about since I shitpost whatever I’m into but I wanna get my thoughts about the podcasts I listen to regularly and what I feel about them. 


Welcome to Night Vale - This is the one that got me into podcasts although it scared me at first. I managed to listen to 60 episodes in almost a week so I was pretty hooked. This is about a friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful and mysterious lights pass while we all pretend to sleep. It’s set in a H P Lovecraft style of world where the scariest of things are seen as the most normal of things. Things change when a beautiful stranger comes to town but you’ll fall in love instantly. Episodes come out the 1st and 15th of each month

Alice Isn’t Dead - This is done by the same company that does Night Vale and it’s a lot darker and creepier. It is about a truck driver who drives around the country trying to find her wife Alice while discovering things about the towns she goes past. A warning if you don’t deal with gore or violence very well (also spoilers) someone does get murdered in the first episode and the main character does get attacked in a later episode. This show is only done by Joseph Fink and his style is a little scary at times but it’s still good. I recommend binge listening to the first season before the second one comes out because it’s a little easier to keep up with the story that way. I prefer Night Vale over Alice but that’s just a personal opinion. Episodes will continue when the next season starts. 

Wolf 359 - This is one of my favourite podcasts I have ever listened to. Written by Gabriel Urbina, it’s about Doug Eiffel’s life on the Hephaestus Research Station as they orbit the red dwarf star Wolf 359. This a podcast you’ll want more of and you’ll want to know every single plot twist and theory. The characters are loveable and it just makes me really happy. Renee Minkowski is the station’s commander and she makes sure that her boys stay in check (mostly Eiffel). Dr. Hilbert is honestly a little creepy but you can’t hate him and HERA is my computer wife. Every storyline is great and will only keep you guessing. The website also has other cool stuff such as playlists for the characters which are on spotify and there are small little things that are fantastic. The early seasons are very lighthearted and Zach Valenti (@iamzachvalenti) voices both Doug and Hilbert and it’s just fantastic to listen to. Episodes come out every two weeks.

Limetown - Limetown is very different compared to the other podcasts. It’s a news report that follows a reporter, Lia Haddock, as she tries to find out what happened to an entire town of people that just vanished into thin air. The length of the episodes span under 10 minutes to nearly an hour. It’s interesting but Lia is kinda annoying with her methods of obtaining the information she desires but her intentions are in the right place, despite her actions getting innocent people hurt. The podcast kinda stopped in December last year so it’s real easy to listen to but you will want more which is disappointing since you want to know what happens in the next season. It takes a very realistic turn of events so who knows when the next season comes out. If you like realistic podcasts then this is the one for you 

The Bright Sessions - Another personal favourite of mine and I no joke want more right now. The only way I can describe the podcast without spoiling it is X-men go to therapy. It’s an actual pleasure to listen to and it keeps you hooked. Lauren Shippen  (@thelaurenshippen)  has created something thats actually beautiful and has created characters who are relatable in every way. Sam is a time traveller with anxiety, Caleb is a high school student who can feel others emotions, Chloe thinks she’s going insane with the voices of angels then there is a mysterious character who I shall not name. It’s defiantly worth a listen and it’s an A++ podcast. The website also has things that are unique to each person. Sam has a blog, Caleb has instagram and playlists of his own and Chloe has tumblr. This is no joke something I want to make in the future so it’s amazing to me. New episode dates will be released with the new episodes. 

King Falls AM - This is like Night Vale but less creepy and more paranormal. The main characters are Sammy “Shotgun” Stevens and Ben Arnold who host a  late night call in show. I can only imagine this like Night Vale because of the similar format but they are completely different. King Falls AM is what Night Vale would be if the town normal and unusual things aren’t normal. The characters are really loveable and I just love them so much. There are people you will love to hate and it definitely makes you feel like you are a citizen of the town which is great. It brings a sense of community to the small fandom. I want to say more but it’s very spoilery so I will say no more. It’s worth the listen to and I recommend binge listening to this one, trust me you’ll want to. New episodes come out the 1st and 15th of each month. 

EOS 10 - I’ll admit that I haven’t finished this podcast but I don’t think they’ve made new episodes since last year?????? (it was December so I wasn’t wrong). The story follows Ryan Dalias arriving on EOS 10 to check up on the doctor on the ship who has been going through his share of addiction. From what I’ve listened from this, it’s not bad but not my cup of tea. Scifi podcasts don’t work for me but I still enjoy this quite a bit. Warning if you aren’t interested in hearing people do the frick frack then there is a part of episode 3 that you’ll want to skip because it’s a little uncomfortable. The first two seasons are out and god knows when the next season will be available. 

Within the Wires - This is another one done by Night Vale presents. Within the Wires is written by Jeffrey Cranor and the story is based through a series of standard relaxation tapes where you soon realise that yours aren’t standard. The woman on the to the main character and you slowly figure out what that connection is. The tapes themselves are a little creepy but they are sort of relaxing at the same time. Season two may be different and possibly might not be relaxation tapes but that’s the exciting thing about it. I personally prefer this podcast to Alice because I can listen to this and not feel scared when I’m trying to sleep. This one just creeps me out opposed to scaring me so I stay awake. I wouldn’t listen to this before bed though. I recommend to listen to this on a really long road trip because that’s the most comfortable I felt when I heard it. New episodes will come out when the new season does. 

ars PARADOXICA - Imagine if you had accidentally created time travel and you find yourself in 1942 in the middle of the second world war. That’s what Sally Grisham does and she soon discovers that her time travel only goes back so she attempts to find a way to go back to her own time which is a little difficult with only technology from the early 40′s. I’ll be honest, I did really like this podcast when I first started it but the last 4 episodes make me question if I actually want to continue it. The latest episode makes me think that I could continue it. They do give warnings about gun violence and terrible things happening to kids which made me super uncomfortable but the warning was nice. New episodes come out the 1st of each month

The Orbiting Human Circus (of the Air) - Yet another Night Vale presents project but it’s not written by Joseph or Jeffrey. The story follows the janitor Juilen as he tries to get into the show without getting caught. The podcast is set on top of the Eiffel tower and the most magical things happen such as a bird who can recreate a whole orchestra perfectly and a machine that can make the thoughts of a cricket come to life. There are only four episodes so far but it’s pretty good so far. The janitor is my favourite and he just shares stories about his life that only make me want to get to know him better which is nice. The french accents also make me really happy. New episodes come out every other Wednesday and I high recommend it. 

Podcasts I haven’t started but are on my list

Homecoming 

Lore

The Penumbra Podcast

Return Home

Our Fair City

LifeAfter 

I wanted to make this in case anyone was interested with what I was listening to and I would like recommendations with podcasts because I’m always looking for new podcasts to listen to

MBTI and an Escape Room

ISFJ: “No, no, no, no”

ESFJ: *crying and furious* “This is tearing us apart! Get it together people!”

ISTJ: *Says everyone is an idiot for trying the wrong thing- never offers his own solution*

ESTJ: “I would take over, but I like watching ENFJ fail at it.”

ESTP: “Wait guys, I got this” *does something stupid* *fails*

ISTP: “If you guys would just listen to me then I could get us out of here- ok no one is listening to me, that’s fine too, whatever”

ESFP: *completely oblivious to everyone’s stress* “This is so fun!”

ISFP: *mopping in the corner* “I’m just really tired, I don’t want to do this.”

ENFP: *simply talking and rabbit trailing about random possibilities* “Hey look at this! This is so cool! Oh that’s kinda creepy…what if-”

INFP: *super chill and relaxed* “Man, this is so much fun. Hey guys- we should try and scare ISTJ”

INFJ: *Thinks he knows how to get out but can’t talk because all the tension in the room is about to make him cry*

ENFJ: *Keeps trying to create order amongst the group, but gets too emotional to handle the responsibility* 

ENTJ: *Has already planned out which one of his friends he will have to sacrifice first*

INTJ: *Knows how to get out after discussing with INFJ* *Doesn’t tell anyone because ESTJ said some rude and they want to watch ESTJ fail* 

ENTP: “Hey guys, I know what will work!” *tries something complicated and stupid* *fails* 

INTP: “My goodness, I can’t believe you guys haven’t figured it out yet, it’s so obvious” *doesn’t actually know how to get out*

vlademetri  asked:

Malec + "are you wearing my clothes?"

Magnus spent the whole day outside of his loft, visiting different clients, prearing potions, making spells… He even got to summon one demon. He was absolutely exhausted.

It was around 11 in the evening when he finally portalled to his loft.

He immediately noticed Alec’s boots and his bow and quiver on the floor and he couldn’t help but smile.

Alec now spent most of his night with Magnus, unless he had a night patrol. It all felt so incredibly domestic and all kinds of perfect. Magnus almost forgot how good it could feel to have someone to come back home to. He almost forgot he could have that.

He hang his coat on the rack and took his own boots off. After the whole day of walking, his feet were begging for a long bath and a massage.

He heard the noise in the kitchen so he went there.

Magnus was trying to stay silent so he could oberve Alec for as long as possible. Not in a creepy way, he just enjoyed watching Alec being so focused on his task. Alec loved cooking and he always looked so incredible when he was trying to make something delicious for both of them. He didn’t cook very often, most of the time he was too tired to do much. But during those rare days when it was a rather peaceful patrol, he would come back and make something special.

It wasn’t very easy to observe Alec, though. His heightened senses usually allowed him to notice Magnus very quickly.

Magnus wanted to lean down against the doorframe in order to watch Alec but before he could do that-

“Are you wearing my clothes?” he asked surprised, his jaw dropping just a little bit.

Alec turned around immediately, like a spooked animal.

He was wearing Magnus’ black boxers with golden details on the side and one of the very few T-shirts that Magnus somehow had in his wardrobe. He only wore T-shirts on those lazy days when he would just stay in bed and eat junk food.

“I- I’m sorry,” Alec said, he was already blushing a little bit and Magnus found it adorable. “I came back from the mission and I- well, I was covered in slime and I didn’t have any extra clothes with me so… yeah,” Alec explained, his head slightly lowered so he wouldn’t have to look at Magnus.

Magnus was in front of Alec immediately and he put of one his hands on Alec’s hip and the other one under his chin so he could raise his head.

“I’m not complaining,” he said with a smirk. “Quite the opposite actually,” he added and kissed Alec.

They were kissing for a while and Alec’s hands were on Magnus’ neck, sending shivers down his whole body.
Seeing Alec in his clothes was making him feel things, he couldn’t even explain it. Alec looked incredibly hot.

“Although, I gotta say. That T-shirt is way too big in the shoulders for you,” Magnus said when they stopped kissing to catch a breath.

“Well, of course. It’s yours, after all. I mean, have you seen yours arms?” Alec asked while looking at them.

Magnus chuckled. He knew Alec had a thing for his arms. “Yes, darling. I do own a mirror.”

“God, I love those arms,” Alec breathed out. “I mean-”

“I know what you mean,” Magnus stopped his blabbering by kissing him again.

Before he lost himself in the kiss completely, with a snap of his fingers, he turned the oven off. He didn’t want to burn his loft just because his boyfriend wanted to destroy him.


send me requests?

anonymous asked:

RFA+V+Saeran meet MC before the party while she is a coffee barista? Maybe she recognizes them and leaves them a little note or something :3 ~ I love your headcanons btw. Also your english is totally fine. Have a nice day ;)

Oh, thank you! Okay, maybe this is silly, but this request made me feel really touched. And I’ll explain why, I remember when I joined tumblr and started reading mm headcanons, I saw a request just like this and it was soooooo good, so freaking cute! I decided I could try to write hcs too and started this humble blog. I never found that headcanon or that blog again, tho :(

So it was so hard to do this, because I kept thinking about that hc, how good it was, and how mine could never get that good. (never compare your writing, children, it’s an endless road of insecurity and self sabotage) But I think in the end these are cute? Hope you like it!


RFA + Saeran and V meeting a barista MC

Zen

  • He thought about getting some coffee before a morning rehearsal
  • And there’s this coffee shop on his way to work. Perfect!
  • He walks in and you immediately look at him. No… Zen? H-here? Did he find you? No, he couldn’t, your profile pic is not that good and…
  • “Uhm… excuse me? Lady?” he tries to get your attention, you’re taken aback. He chuckles, yes, this is a normal reaction for women when they see him.
  • Then you proceed to take his order and you keep glancing at him. Well, he’s used to it, but this barista is really cute…
  • “I really liked ‘Promiscuous Jalapeno’” you say and smile cheerfully. “Oh… so you’re a fan? Thank you!”
  • “Yes! Can I get an autograph, please?” oh, usually his fans ask for pictures with him… You’re really different, ain’t you?
  • “What’s your name?” “Hum… you don’t need to put my name, just write… ‘With love, Zen.’” He blushes a little, what’s with him? He does this all the time.
  • “Here you go, sweetie.” He hands you the napkin he wrote the autograph and you hand him his order. “I can’t wait for your next musical!” you say as he gets out of the shop, he turns and smiles.
  • He’s smiling to himself, what an interesting girl… no, forget about her, what about MC?
  • Then he sees the little note on it: “I couldn’t ask for a photo now, I would rather do at the party when we’re alone. With love, MC.”
  • He wants to go back, but he’s pretty late for work. Oh well… guess he will have to drop by again tomorrow, and the next day too, and the next…

Yoosung

  • He was on his way to college and needed some caffeine after putting an all nighter playing LOLOL.
  • You see those violet eyes and immediately smile. Oh my god… what are the chances? Hum, this should be fun…
  • You get his order and keep smiling the whole time. Okay, he knows the people who work here are usually nice, but you are on a whole another level.
  • Or maybe there is something in his face? Oh no… so embarrassing! He looks like a fool in front of such a cute girl…
  • “I couldn’t help but notice, is this a LOLOL bottom in your hoodie?” “Wh-what? Oh… yes! Yes, it is!” Oh, there’s nothing wrong with his face, thank god.
  • “Do you… do you like LOLOL?” “Oh yeah, I’m ranked #12 in the shooting star server.” “WHOA, SERIOUSLY? I… play there too.” “Cool, are you having problems with that Superman Yoosung too? I gotta say, that guy is good!” OH. MY. GOD!
  • “Yeah…” he just chuckles, he doesn’t know what to say, he wants to yell “It’s me! It’s me!” but he’s too embarrassed.
  • You also want to yell “It’s me!” but it would ruin the fun, so you just hand his order and tell him “Good luck with LOLOL!” he’s so flustered he just waves to you as he walks away.
  • Wow, you’re amazing! And so cute… wait! He shouldn’t be thinking like this, he’s already talking to MC in the chat room… oh, but she’s probably into Zen anyway…
  • He’s on the bus stop when he sees the note: “LOLOL is fun, but I hope this helps you focus on your studies. Go get’em, Superman Yoosung! ~MC”
  • He immediately pops in the chat room: “Oh my god, MC! Why didn’t you say anything?” “Meh, it wouldn’t be that fun, right? I like your hoodie, by the way.” You bet he needs that coffee to focus after that…

Jaehee

  • She drops by this cute coffee shop on her way to C & R. Well, this wouldn’t take long and… tbh, she’s not that worried with C & R as she used to be…
  • She admires the decoration in the place, and finds this smiley barista staring at her.
  • You want to greet her and tell her who you are, but nah… her face when she recognizes you in the RFA party will be really cute to watch.
  • “Did you like the decoration, miss?” “Yes, everything here is so cozy! Your boss have a good taste!”
  • “She does, it’s a shame she’s selling this place…” “Oh, she is?” you can only imagine all the thoughts she’s having right now, considering your last conversations in the chat room and can’t hold back a chuckle, which she thinks a little… odd.
  • She watches with attention as you prepare her coffee, you notice and explain to her the grounds you used, the techniques, she’s extremely interested.
  • “Here you go, miss.” “Thank you! Oh… I should get something to Mr. Han too…” Yes… she almost forgot about Jumin…
  • You hand hers and Jumin’s coffee. “Have a good day at work, miss!” you smile,oh… what a weird familiar sensation.
  • Yes, there’s something about you that’s really familiar… almost like… MC? No… it can’t be, you would have say something if it was you, right?
  • “Assistant Kang, why does my coffee says ‘go easy on Jaehee, okay?’?” she looks puzzled, than she notices hers has a little note too: “I bet your coffee tastes better, but enjoy this! I’m always rooting for you! ~MC”
  • She smiles for the rest of the day, so many thoughts running in her mind… especially that little fact you shared about the coffee shop being up for sale…

Jumin

  • He’s there to prove a point, okay? Zen teased him about always making Jaehee doing the simplest tasks for him, he probably couldn’t even get a coffee by himself!
  • Well, challenge accepted! But as he steps into the coffee shop, he regrets it. How… how does this even work? Do they come to you or…?
  • You can’t believe what your eyes are seeing. Is that man over there Jumin Han? Well, judging from his fancy clothes and completely lost, yet very stoic expression, it can only be him!
  • “Sir?” you go to him, “can I help you?”  “Yes, I would like to…” “Oh, follow me to the balcony, please.” Hum, so that’s how it works, he has to go to you… still, how considerate of you to go to him…
  • “What do you recommend?” you tell him and he asks for that, you smile and he feels… really amused.
  • When you hand him his order, you notice he’s uncomfortable, as if he wants to say something. “Can I get you anything else, sir?”
  • “Yes, I… I need to take a picture, but my photos keep getting blurred, can you take it for me?” Jesus Christ, you want to hug this man! Control yourself, MC!
  • “Of course” he hands you his phone and you take a picture of him holding his order, hoping he doesn’t notice your little note.
  • And he doesn’t, as he thanks you and walks away leaving a veeery generous tip to you, you’re not sure if he’s paying that much because of your extra service or because he has no idea how much he should pay.
  • He notices the note when he’s in his car: “I hope you’ll let me take a lot more pictures of you, maybe of us? ~MC” he chuckles and suddenly feels really hot.
  • “Driver Kim, make sure to stop by this shop every morning from now on.”

Saeyoung

  • He knows where you work, and he really wanted to see you. He was worried after the hacker attacked the chat room.
  • He doesn’t share selfies of him in the chat room, so he should be fine.
  • As soon as he walks in, his phone rings. Shit, it’s Vanderwood! Did them already notice he went out of his house?
  • You listen to this voice and turn your head to see this cute red haired guy with colorful glasses. Oh my… could It be…? Yes, that’s definitely his voice!
  • “Hi! Do you have Dr. Pepper here?” yep, it’s definitely him, and he’s definitely teasing you. Oh well, let the games begin!
  • “We do not, sorry. But we have this new latte with honey. Do you like honey?” As in Honey Budha Chips? Sure… wait!
  • He’s staring at you. Do you…? No, how could you know? He’s pretty sure he never sent any photo of him in the chat room.
  • He’s feeling a little embarrassed at the way you look at him, oh shit! This was a bad idea, wasn’t it? Yeah, he shouldn’t feel like this when you look at him.
  • “Can I get a name for the order?” “Uhm… Tom.” “What a cool friendly name!” you tell him and smile innocently. “Here you go, Tom!” Oh… maybe you don’t know it’s him after all.
  • Well, that was close… and he thought he would feel better and able to focus if he saw you like that? Well, bad bad mistake, 707…
  • At least you didn’t know it was him, and… wait… “I know you’re worried, but I’m fine, as you saw for yourself. Now go back to defend justice, God Seven! ~606”
  • He should feel worried that you actually recognized him, but right now… all he can do is smile.

Saeran

  • He knows where you work, he just wanted to make sure his target is behaving and not doing anything stupid that could ruin his plans
  • Oh, and they serve sorbet here, cool!
  • You spot this weird guy with this grumpy expression… where do you know him from? Think, MC, think!
  • Ugh… it’s so frustrating seeing such a familiar face and not being able to tell why.
  • “Cool tattoo.” You tell him as you make his order. He just nods. That tattoo… you saw it before!
  • He notices you keep staring curiously at him. What could you possibly be thinking?
  • Oh, the tattoo! This eye… yes! It was in that weird email Jaehee was talking about in the chat room. Mint Eye or… something like this…
  • Shit! He knew sending that picture when he was trying to convince you he was not a creepy was a bad idea. But he thought he was so well disguised… or maybe he underestimated you…
  • Call it intuition, 6th sense, whatever… you just knew! This guy was Unknown!
  • You weren’t afraid, he wouldn’t do anything with all these people around, and he should know you aren’t scared of him.
  • So you calmly hand his order and tell him to have a nice day. Okay… that was just a weird vibe, you probably didn’t suspect a thing.
  • Then he saw the note as he got into his car. “Why did you never text me back? Are you afraid? You should be… ~MC”
  • He couldn’t tell what he was feeling. It should be anger, but for some reason, he wasn’t angry, he was amused… You were very cute thinking you could threat him like that.
  • He grins, yes, he is definitely making you pay for defying him like this when he takes you to paradise.

V

  • He stopped by this cozy coffee shop before going to the airport.
  • Seven told him where you worked, but he genuinely didn’t remember. Yes, so much was going on, and he was so worried for you staying in that apartment, your job was just a detail he completely forgot.
  • Of course you noticed this really handsome customer with blue hair. How could you not notice?
  • But he looked familiar… this blue hair… so unique and beautiful… where have you seen it before?
  • V? Well, you couldn’t see much from his profile pic, but yes… it looked like this guy standing in front of you, waiting for you to take his order…
  • He smiles softly as you apologize for spacing out. He even asks if you’re feeling well… yes, it’s him! You’re pretty sure!
  • “Cool camera! Is that a Nikon D5300?” you’ve been studying to exchange emails with his friend Rui, you really want him at the party since he’s V’s friend. “Yes, it is! Do you like photography?”
  • “ I do!” “Well, I just take pictures as a hobby.” Modest son of a bitch… “If you’re interested, you should check Rui’s work, he’s really good.”
  • “I hear that V guy is pretty good too. Have you heard about him?” Wow, you were cute… he couldn’t hold back his arousal from you saying you liked his work.
  • “I’m pretty sure he would like to take pictures of you, you would be a perfect model!” you blush, oh shit! You thought you were in the control here? Bless your soul…
  • You hand his order and watch him walk away, almost regretting for your silly note.
  • That he only sees when he’s about to catch the plane: “You shouldn’t be so modest, I bet you can make even me look good in a photo. ~MC”
  • He laughs softly, yes, he’s been so worried he almost forgot how sweet the new RFA member is.
  • Now he can’t wait for the party, maybe everything will be solved until then and he’ll be able to talk to you… and take lots of photos of you.
#271: You Sit On His Lap

A/N:

This is something I actually love doing at parties. Or more likely it always seem to happen because there’s always lack of chairs and if I’m standing with a few of my friends talking they always put me down on their laps and serve me a drink haha! I think it’s very cute and cozy which is also the reason why I loved this request! So thanks to the anon for the idea x

Requested: Yes //  Find my Masterlist here

Luke:

The seats had been taken and since you knew the trip would be long you found the best solution. He was broad after all but sitting down with you on his lap made you smaller and you were able to sit and wait without the pain in your legs. The morning was early but that didn’t make the airport less filled with people desperately waiting to come home. You were tired it was obvious but you still fought the last bit until you were on the airplane. “You can just close your eyes you know.” He whispered carefully and leaned his chin on the top of your shoulder. “You didn’t get that much sleep through the night… I’ll just wake you up when we have to board.” You turned your head so your nose connected with his cheek and smiled softly. “You sure?” You asked and he nodded his head in agreement. “Just sleep princess. It’s needed.” 

Calum:

It was a thing you always did when partying or being at some sort of club. It was easier if the place was completely crowded. People always saw the two of you as close as possible and most of the time that included sitting on his lap. It gave away the fact that you were completely his and he didn’t have to worry about creepy guys trying to hit on you at events like this. And it wasn’t like you were the boring couple that distanced away from everyone else no you showed the affection right there with everyone. They knew you’d be ten times funnier when being together and that was the reason why they never complained. “You know you can just take some of my beer if you’d like.” He commented when noticing the glass was empty. But secretly he just didn’t want to to leave for another drink because having you right in his arms was where you belonged. 

Michael:

There was a lot of space on the couch it was obvious but nothing could compare to the sweet affection shown by sitting on his lap. It was like when you were cuddling, once you were in his embrace you knew nothing would ever happen or harm you. You would barely get the chance to take a seat on the available spot on the couch next to him because once you were in his reach you couldn’t get away. He would sneak his arms around your waist and pull you down to his lap in one second. It didn’t matter how much space you owned, it was the best apology to having you right where he needed it. You could be watching films or just simply talking and it would be the best thing ever. You could rest your cheek on his chest and hear his heart beating loudly, cheesy being him saying that it was only because of you. You loved it. 

Ashton:

It wasn’t intended but with the lack of space on the couches and chairs there was no way out of it. You weren’t even supposed to be a part of the interview anyways, it was secluded in the backstage area by the arena with hungry magazine interviewers wanting to hear what was going on in their lives. You had been sick recently and just wanted to be on the bus but Ashton was encouraging and preferred for you to be in his sight all the time. He was a bit uneasy to sit on since he was a man with a lot of energy but with his arm wrapped around yours he held you carefully. He had a microphone in his hand and spoke when it was needed but at times he also made sure that you were okay. It was mostly just to check up but you appreciated it every single time, the heat from his body radiating against yours in the best way possible. 

dancing in a snow globe | shawn mendes

AKA THE SEQUEL TO “POEMS I WOULD WRITE YOU”

AKA COLLEGE!SHAWN PART TWO

MY MASTERLIST

word count: 10,143 (you didn’t think it was possible for this to be longer than the last one, did you?)

author’s note: thank you all SO, SO MUCH for all your feedback on part one (which you should probably read before you start this, and you can find it HERE). this second part covers sophomore year, and it’s a bit more nsfw so, like, don’t read this at work or your grandmother’s house, ya feel? i’m dedicating it to emily aka @saysweartogod bc she’s been my main cheerleader and literally revived herself from the dead to tell me to finish this. title comes from “you are in love” by taylor swift. enjoy xo


Your name: submit What is this?

i.

It had always been strange to you that time never felt consistent. One second could feel as though it stretched out into several eons, but three months could be compressed into one blink. As your freshman year of college ended, you felt like you weren’t looking around enough to notice the changes: the trees becoming lush with green leaves again, sweatshirts becoming t-shirts becoming tank tops, your boyfriend becoming more open, more kindhearted, more incredible with each passing day.

As your sophomore year progressed, you learned two things:

  1. You were in love, and
  2. You had no idea what to do about it.

But let’s start a bit before that.

Keep reading

hatred | j.j

Originally posted by mallverine

h a t r e d

ship / female!reader x jughead

warnings / bad grammar

plot / y/n cannot escape the torture of constantly being reminded of how she liked her archenemy, jughead jones, in the fourth grade. but little did everyone else know, she still likes him, despite pretending to hate him. all goes swell and unnoticed, until a game of seven minutes in heaven, hosted by the infamous, cheryl blossom. 

a/n / this is my first imagine so be easy dudes. btw, y/b/i means your biggest insecurities. and don’t forget, requests! are! open!


y/n hated parties. especially when it’s the ones hosted by cheryl blossom.

it wasn’t her first choice to be here, in fact it wasn’t her choice at all. her mom thought a party would be a great way to make new friends, instead of staying in her room for copious amounts of hours at a time. veronica, of course, was the one who mentioned a party at thornhill. followed up by kevin, who encouraged the idea of y/n going.

which brings us to now, her trying to find an isolated corner of some sort to avoid confrontation from any other person there.

she walked into a beautiful fireplace which casted a warm tinted glow over the rest of the room. her eyes averted to an empty wall space, so she can just latch on there.

deep in thought, she was thinking of possible excuses to use in order to leave. kevin, veronica, betty, and archie left her in the dust. and quite frankly, y/n didn’t have a reason to stay in a creepy mansion filled with even creepier people. 

“well well well, if it isn’t for little miss vampira showing up at a party way out of her league. took me by surprise.” the familiar voice of her be-hated rival, jughead jones, ringing behind her.

Originally posted by jughead-thethird

y/n gave him a sarcastic smile before snapping back, “i could say the same, i wouldn’t expect a weirdo, as so yourself, at a party in general.” y/n was not very witty, so it was hard to pull off a mean comeback. 

jughead chuckled before stepping closer, “my god that was almost as awful as your black lipstick. however that shade kind of resembles your whole death eater aesthetic. i wonder what your parents think of a goth case gone wrong like you.” his words stung.

y/n would be lying if she said that it didn’t bother her. in fact she wanted to cry right then and there. she retorted without thinking, “yeah well at least i can rest at night knowing my dad isn’t apart of some gang that is fully capable of killing!” she raised her voice higher, but luckily no one seemed to notice.

y/n was one of the very few that know about jughead’s dad’s relations with the southside serpents. she knew only because he let it slip in an argument. she knows she shouldn’t had used his dad against him, but she couldn’t help it.

jughead stepped even closer to her, towering over her small frame. he whispered, “are you implying my father had something to do with jason blossom’s death?” she shook her head confidently.

“at least my mom’s not some-” y/n interrupted, “at least my mom wants me!” she shouted loud enough for everyone to direct their attention towards the pair.

jughead’s eyes were glassy and his face was a bright red. his breathing was loud and he dared to step closer to y/n.

“at least i don’t have to deal with y/b/i!” jughead screamed. she was taken back and embarrassed. then again shed let it slip once in an argument about y/b/i. but she didn’t think he would just tell everyone.

she clenched her jaw before connecting her fist with his face. y/n has had enough. jughead didn’t move, nor did the punch affect him in any way.

he grabbed her fist in his hands before being faced with reggie.

“woah there bonnie and clyde, chill.” reggie laughed excitedly. “i think they’d be perfect for starting our seven minutes in heaven game, don’t you think?” cheryl chimed with that smirk of hers.

Originally posted by roadtoriverdale

“there is no way i’d spend seven, let alone a second, with this pshyco in a closet.” jughead said in defense.

“agreed.” y/n said, for the first time in forever.

“well i mean, archie and i could replace the two of you.” cheryl grinned mischievously.

y/n knew betty liked archie, and she didn’t want to let that happen to her. she would just have to get over her stupid hatred for jughead for just seven minutes.

betty looked over at y/n with pleading eyes. she knew that she had to oblige.

“yes plea-” she interrupted jughead once again, “no, we’ll do it.” 

jughead shot y/n a death glare. he began to open his mouth, but then y/n shoved her hands over his lips so all that came out was a muffled noise. she continued to rush in the closet pushing jughead with her. she then saw betty whisper a thank you to her, and that was worth it.

the door was shut and it was just the two of them. alone.

“before you start your whining i did it for betty. she likes archie and i can’t just let cheryl ruin that.” she said not making eye contact with him.

jughead stared at her blankly. y/n couldn’t tell if he was mad or what. “so you’re going to stare at me for the remanding minutes now? and on a random note, your aura gives me vibes of a reincarnated edward jones- queen victoria’s panty sniffer.” jughead couldn’t stop himself from chuckling.

“i hate you.” jughead mumbled not making eye contact either. y/n replied “the feeling is mutual.”

jughead then again stepped closer to y/n. he looked into her eyes as if he were searching for something. “on a random note, your eyes remind me of the scenery of minqin county in china. voted #8 of one of the bleakest and ugliest places in the world on buzzfeed”. y/n snorted, “i thought you were getting mushy on me, then your revolting ego stepped in the way.”

“well you did insult my family and me out there, so to make it a little special, my revolting ego is only for you, my dearest.” his voice fluttered in the most ironic way possible.

“i don’t feel bad, you exposed my y/b/i. i would say we are even, but i must really hate myself or something if i were trying to reason with you.” y/n tried to blow it off, but a sense of hurt was very evident in her voice.

jughead furrowed his brows, his eyes twinkling with some sort of remorse. y/n let out a soft stream of tears. she looked away once again getting prepared for jughead to make a big deal out of her crying.

instead, jughead reached out to y/n’s face, and his cold fingers gently stroked her cheek in a reassuring manor. “but your tears, they remind me of the angel falls in venezuela. crystal like water falling from a mountain, which the sun illuminates over. creating the almost-perfect reference to your face right now. the most beautiful stream of tears i’ve ever seen coming from the prettiest face with the brightest glow ever. and peep that it’s almost-perfect because i just noticed a large pimple on your forehead you tried to cover with foundation.” y/n was a bit hurt at that last part, but was too distracted at the fact words like that could come out of his mouth.

y/n playfully slapped jughead on the arm, before pulling him in to the biggest, and most sloppiest kiss she’s ever had yet.

Originally posted by cutie---kisses


hello lovelies💞💞so this is technically my first post, let alone imagine ! i don’t think jughead is as gushy as i made him out to be in this one oops. i will happily take requests atm, so basically just submit what ship and plot you want to see next. i do write smut! too! maybe in another post i’ll write out a whole request form and whatnot. but anyway i hope you all enjoyed and don’t forget to submit ! -lilyxx

Pentagon Reaction to You Falling Asleep in Their Lap

Request: I can’t find your rules but I still want to request. I hope it’s okay 💖 Could you do a Pentagon reaction to you falling asleep on their lap? 💖

Written by Ande

Jinho

Jinho would try to stay as still as possible. He wouldn’t want to wake you up when you had just fallen asleep. Jinho would sit there no matter how awkward he felt. 

Originally posted by pyuupa

Hui

Hui would get all shy and fidgety. When you would wake up from all the fidgeting he was doing, he would immediately apologize.

Originally posted by jjaebs

Hongseok

Hongseok will hum/sing softly while you sleep. He’ll want you to stay asleep and not wake up for a little bit.

Originally posted by bfjongup

E’Dawn

E’Dawn would be the guy to fall asleep while watching you. Not in a creepy but a in awe that he was able to get you as a girlfriend.

Originally posted by kangniel

Shinwon

Shinwon will run his fingers through your hair and play with it to keep himself entertained. Sometimes you’ll wake up with knots in your hair or it’ll be braided perfectly.

Originally posted by pentagorila

Yeo One

Yeo One wouldn’t be fazed by you falling asleep in his lap. He would continue watching T.V. or playing on his phone.

Originally posted by yeosprout

Yan An

Yan An wouldn’t know what to do when you fell asleep in his lap. He would start messing with your fingers and the hems of your shirt.

Originally posted by woozeok

Yuto

Yuto would trace your face with his fingers, like he is memorizing your facial features. He would also tangle his hands in your hair.

Originally posted by suju-bangtan

Kino

Kino would grab a blanket that is laying around and would cover your body with it. He slowly would start to doze off, resting his head on the back off the couch.

Originally posted by weirdawn

Wooseok

Wooseok wouldn’t notice that you had fallen asleep at first, but when he does he picks you up and lays you in the bed. He would tuck you into bed and go back to whatever you two were doing before you fell asleep.

Originally posted by themermaidshive

4

And it’s finished! The Reaper Leviathan is now fully detailed and ready to swim into your nightmares! :D

I started this more than a month ago but I only worked on this piece occasionally. And I’m very proud of how it turned out! I spent a lot of time trying to cram as many details as I can into this guy’s ugly face and I went all out on trying to make him look as creepy as possible. I lack the ability to draw cute things, of course.

I’m really surprised it turned out so good though! I’ve never tried drawing a creature as intensely detailed as this entirely from scratch and I’ve never been good at drawing expressive faces. I’ve definitely learned a lot from this one!

Also included below the final piece are a version without all the murky water shadows and a version with just the Reaper Leviathan.

Hope you enjoy the pretty picture! =)

MCL Boys: Summer Headcanons

hmmm i can see that a lot of requests in my inbox are for summer headcanons. and i, kahasan, am here to provide you with your summer vibes. i hope you enjoy!


Nathaniel

  • Actually likes playing at the beach. Volleyball, tennis, frisbee, he’s really into beach activities.
  • That one guy that holds his food everywhere in every place until he’s done eating.
  • Has such nice looking trunks. So nice? He’s not even trying but they’re such aesthetic trunkS
  • Though he’s not a fan of sweets vanilla ice cream is tolerated, we know this.
  • If he wanted to bring anyone, he’d definitely bring Armin. Who brings Alexy. Who brings Kentin.
  • Wouldn’t actually take anyone with him. But he wouldn’t mind Armin or Kentin’s company.
  • Looks really good in a visor ?? Like holy damn this boy can pull it off with zero effort.
  • “Alright..but I did find something we could try out before we swim!” Won’t admit he’s scared of swimming, he tries to improvise.
  • If Candy knows how to swim, he’ll ask in a heartbeat, he’s not super open to swimming deep in the water.
  • That kind of guy that doesn’t like sweets but buys Candy her favorite sweets anyways. probably limits how much to get because he’s a mom
  • His favorite thing to do is throw a frisbee. he just loves throwing that damn thing into the sky to see how far he could go
  • Super competitive! He won’t have mercy on Candy! Until she gets too annoyed..he’ll reconsider.
  • Loves taking candid pictures of Candy, especially when she’s playing around.
  • Really thinks that frilly swimsuits are cute, especially with a skirt. Though he’s not super into that stuff, it’s nice to think about.
  • Can and will tear anyone up at volleyball or tennis. try him, he has no mercy
  • Kinda afraid of swimming?? Blame his fear on all those documentaries he’s watched of people drowning.
  • Will refuse to let Candy swim without some swimming equipment,, because he’s protective like that™

Castiel

  • Debates between a pony tail or a man bun. But really, both are good?? he pulls them off 1000%
  • Would prefer to wear khaki shorts over trunks since at least the thing has some damn pockets.
  • Tbh, his day would revolve around Demon like he’s not super interested in doing much??
  • Was most likely dragged by Candy or just had a strong urge to spoil Demon.
  • If he wanted to bring anyone, it’d have to be Armin and Lysander.
  • Peronsally, he doesn’t care what Candy wears to the beach. But he has a thing for pin-up tops and short shorts.
  • Not the best thing to do to bury him under the ground, or ask. He hates the feeling of sand since it takes a lot to get rid of it.
  • Can’t stand when sand gets stuck him?? He would honestly wear some shoes or sandals, he’s not about that life.
  • Will lay anywhere to sleep. On the bench, some blanket, chair. As long as something carries his body.
  • Gets the best tan, just honey-colored tan. Glistening angsty tomato gets the best tan no competition-
  • Would enjoy playing volleyball, any kind of activity that involves hitting and throwing; Castiel approved.
  • Would pick Candy up by surprise and low-key run to the water just to scare her.
  • Actually likes cute bathing suits. Though he wouldn’t mind if Candy turned up the heat a bit hayy
  • “Everyone complains it’s so hot and come to the beach as if it’s gonna cool them down.” Honestly doesn’t like beaches. It’s very hot and the sand burNS,, complains about it.
  • Really competitive in sports?? This boy will jump from lengths to be the winning team.
  • Actually likes building sandcastles. It’s pretty therapeutic, he can make a good sand castle.
  • That one kind of guy that buys an ice cream and hesitantly gives it to the crying kid next to him.
  • Really loves snow cones lemon or cherry flavors usually.
  • Actually yelled went a crab pinched his trunks he’s really scared of creepy crawlers.

Lysander

  • Personally, Lysander doesn’t like hot weather. Hot weather and his hair just doesn’t mix.
  • Wears a lot of sunscreen, possibly a sunhat, just anything to shade him from that scorching sun.
  • Likes sharing his ice cream with Candy, he’d probably give it to her though, he’s not too much into sweets.
  • He’s pretty willing to try new things. Like snow cones, he grew a thing for those.
  • If he wanted to bring anyone, it’d be Castiel. He’d bring up Kentin but it’d be super awkward if he did, with Castiel around and what not.
  • Likes having to lend Candy some of his beach wear. That being one of his sweaters or hats, he takes pictures.
  • Would honestly be buried under the sand and try not to sleep because no he has to be awake.
  • Pretty good at making sandcastles?? But whenever he’s asked he’s like “Well, it’s not that good, but thank you.” and it really looks like a mansion.
  • His favorite thing to do is to be buried under the sand! It’s so warm, he likes when Candy builds a little castle on top.
  • Can’t stand when sand gets in his hair or face, it’s super irritating. He actually makes an annoyed face.
  • Really loves watching the sunset with Candy. It’s pretty cliche, but the sunset is never the same thing.
  • Will never be completely shirtless unless it’s serious. Or Candy, both are very true.
  • Hair becomes a lot curlier due to the humidity, quite fluffy hair.
  • Walking around the beach during sunset is a must. He really has a thing for night time scenery.
  • Loves cherry popsicles! Cherry is one of his favorite sweet flavors.
  • Took a lot of candid pictures of Candy. He’d just keep them but?? He’d show her to see if she’s alright with it.
  • Loves it when Candy wears a flowing skirt and a bikini top, that’s a beautiful combination. Whoops taking some more,, candid photos
  • Not really into playing games. Volleyball or tennis is nice, but he’s not the playing type.

Armin

  • Honestly? He wouldn’t go to the beach, he’s more of a water park type of guy.
  • Would rather wear some light colored shirt. He’s not too comfortable showing his body to everyone else? So a t-shirt or tank top would do.
  • Wears some pokemon visor. He personally can’t handle having sunglasses since as soon as they fall off, his eyes are just done for.
  • Loves playing with water guns. He’s super into water activities and some water gun battle would be amazing.
  • Everyone already knows that Armin would bring Alexy there’s literally no point in listing this.
  • More of an ice cream sandwich person. He’ll buy Candy what she wants, sure, but he’d rather have a sandwich since he can’t keep up with ice cream.
  • Likes being a coach. Honestly?? He thinks he’s cool being the coach, yelling out scores, and especially yelling “FOUL!” he takes his job too seriously.
  • Blowing bubbles with Alexy is expected. He’ll blow bubbles a lot, he loves trying to outdo others in making a huge bubble.
  • Tries to surf but slam dunks himself in the water. If Candy can surf, he’ll ask for her how to do it. And still fall, because that’s Armin.
  • Personally did NOT ask to go. He just went for Candy and for the sake of not being dragged…also the swim suit.
  • Though he likes two-piece swimsuits, he’s more into when Candy wears a bikini top and shorts. hot damnnn
  • Alexy drowned him in sunscreen. Tbh, Armin’s skin would be very sensitive to the sun seeing how inactive he is with the outdoors.
  • Gets sun-burned easily and thinks he has every right to complain and/or whine about it back at home.
  • Waterballon fights are a must, don’t argue with him on this, it’s something that has to be done.
  • Pranks Alexy by waving a crab at him, he recorded it and Alexy almost jumped on him after he saw.
  • Likes playing games that involve throwing, usually a good game of volleyball is something he’d do with Candy.
  • Will float in some float for the majority of the time. If Candy and Alexy plan on scaring him, he’d prank them by pretending he’d drown. Lmao then Alexy would whack him upside the head.
  • Very great aim. Thanks to all those shooting games, he’s got quite the senses on how to win.
  • Ends the day with some water gun fight war. Whoever wins gets bragging rights and is called “the best shooter through the whole beach”. If he loses, he’ll be pouty about it.

Kentin

  • Isn’t much of a beach guy, he’ll just walk around here and there but he’s not a super outdoorsy person.
  • Likes riding a bike around the lake, he always finds a way to work himself.
  • Most likely came to the beach for Cookie to have some playtime. And/or if Candy asked him.
  • Likes helping kids make some sandcastles. He doesn’t know why, but he feels really good having to help kids. Such a great husband, right?
  • Shirtless all the way, he sweats too easily to risk himself like that. Glistening abs in the sunlight tbh.
  • Actually plays too hard, doesn’t know his own strength. He’ll be a little too tense if he’s hitting something, so, it’ll go far.
  • Picks Candy up to play in the water. He’s such a playful boy in these kinds of settings?? It’s just so nice.
  • Wears his military cap, his dog tags, and trunks. He looks like a G.I Joe ready to play at the beach, which is expect by others. Ahem Alexy.
  • If he wanted to bring anyone, it’d have to be the famous Alexy. Then of course, Armin who was dragged.
  • He’d get pranked a lot by the twins. Crabs by his trunks, some creepy thing Armin picked up, it’s annoying but he’ll admit it’s fun to some extent.
  • Will honestly buy a lot of sweet treats. Ice creams, chocolate fudge ice cream, slushies, he’s seen it all.
  • Out of all the animals that were used for him to be pranked with, one thing he can’t handle are starfish on his back or body, he’s scared of those.
  • Can surf. He’s more of an intermediate, but he considers it a pretty cool activity to do.
  • Likes watching the sunset. Okay, he’s not really the type to stay long but if they had,
  • He’ll teach Candy, for sure. But again, he’s not a pro - he knows the basics on how to get started and deal with the waves.
  • Likes it when Candy wears a two piece with some transparent top over it. It’s like a mixture of adorable and sexy, he’s super into that.
  • Volleyball is his favorite thing to do! Darting around and trying to hit the ball makes him hyped, he usually wins.
  • Has mercy on Candy with beach games, but he’s good at acting that he didn’t…but then he totally admits it just to rile her up.

Seriously more people need to watch Killjoys:

- Main character is a black woman

- She’s the leader of a group of three (two white guys but listen)

- She gets to be amazing, powerful and vulnerable at the same time, she gets to be a fucking human being

- Everyone knows she’s awesome

- Basically she used to be an assassin she has a fucked up past (and deserves hugs) but she left that behind and now she’s a “killjoy” and picks her jobs herself. She captures people and doesn’t accept jobs that involve killing (too bad shit goes down)

- Her actress, Hannahn John-Kamen, is incredible. She plays two characters in the show, Dutch and Aneela. Aneela is the villain and Dutch’s nemesis and omg I have so many feelings about Aneela

- There’s no unnecessary drama especially no unnecessary relationship drama. There’s communication! Respect! Trust! And the main characters don’t treat each other like shit 

- There’s a super close friendship between Dutch and Johnny, one of the male leads, they’re basically platonic life partners. If she’s feeling down she can go to him in the middle of the night and he’ll read comic books to her

- The two male leads are brothers, family is a big theme including chosen family (see Dutch and Johnny)

- A very important pairing later on featuring two complex WoC

- So many great women

- Listen I could describe the plot but I don’t know how to do it properly without spoilering. Just. It’s good? Really really good? The first few episodes are already really good but then it gets even better and the show just keeps improving idk how that’s even possible

- Dutch is the best???

- Why isn’t everyone talking about this show???

- Johnny’s a nerd and Dutch kicks ass and did I mention Dutch still gets to be vulnerable and cared for. She’s badass but she’s also been through a lot of shit and she’s allowed to deal with that and her team really wants to protect her (but also she’s the boss did I mention)

- I LOVE THIS SHOW

- If you don’t hate sci-fi or anything I strongly strongly recommend giving it a try

- The first episode starts out scary there’s some creepy shit for trope subversion I should probably warn ppl 

- But Dutch is the best and the coolest and anyway this show is lovely and people should watch it

Bird With a Broken Wing

Just a short fic based on the latest video and the song “Bird With a Broken Wing” By Owl City. Hope you like it!

Warning: Somewhat suicidal thoughts

Anxiety sighed, tipping his head back. He wasn’t sure how long he’d been walking. After the last few videos, he had just given up. He couldn’t do this anymore. Everyday, he was just forced to face how useless and pathetic he was. And he was sick of it. So he left.

He’d decided to wander into the subconscious, the deepest part of Thomas’s mind where no one ever went. Once he was far enough in, he’d vanish, never to be seen again, as it should be.

Truth be told, he’d kind of seen this coming. After all, he was the villain in this little story they had been playing out. And with all the Disney movies he’d seen, he knew how the story was supposed to go. The villain died, disappeared, was vanquished, whatever. The point was they lost.

The thing was, Anxiety didn’t want to fight anymore. He was sick of it. So he was changing the story a bit, he would get rid of himself before anybody else had the chance.

He rubbed his arms, looking up at the, well, what passed for the sky here. The subconscious was an interesting place. It was dark, some kind of eternal night, and he could hear things passing just out of sight. He didn’t know what they were. Out here all alone, the only person on the path, it did feel a bit creepy. But well, he was Anxiety, he deserved to be somewhere dark and creepy. Besides, he wasn’t afraid, he’d basically come here to die. 

Anxiety began walking again. He should try to get deeper. While he knew he wouldn’t be missed, and that no one would come looking for him, he wanted to get as deep as possible. He figured the further away he was from conscious thought, the less he would affect Thomas.

And so he trudged on, a lone figure in the darkness, vanishing into the nothingness.

Ya'll need to chill

This is the first gay dating sim I’ve ever seen so please don’t fill it’s tag with discourse. It’s normal for dating sims to have a creepy horror route. It’s a bit of a weird trope in my opinion but it happens ALL THE TIME. I don’t know why dating sims do this but they do. Please don’t let this silly horror route trope damage your view of the game.

(I’m trying to be as vague as possible to avoid spoilers for people who haven’t seen that ending yet)

(Also I love horror routes. They add a nice creepy surprise. But that’s just me.)

Okay

Originally posted by wildling-heart

Request Summary: Negan is out with a few of his men and finds this girl in a forest. She’s really anxious and on edge and whenever there is a walker or one of Negan’s men tries to touch her she is all jumpy (and maybe hides behind Negan’s back and stuff)

Okay I’m gonna give a crack at this. I was originally going to do it in Negan’s POV but I couldn’t get it right. I’m happy with the way it turned out in the Readers POV. Sorry it’s short. Thank you for the request! :D


I woke from the dreams of my past. A simpler happier time where you didn’t have to worry about dead people eating your face off. Something that seemed like a dream now. Giving the reality we live in.

Or maybe I woke up to the loud footsteps and laughing. I sat up in the small barely standing tent. Pulling on my boots I quickly settled in a crouched position ready for a fight if they came this way. Going off how loud they were they most likely were close.

“Did you find any Goddamn thing yet?” Asked a loud booming voice making my heart want to jump out of my chest.

The grip on my small pocket knife tightening. I would have much preferred the gun I had a few days ago but it was empty. No good to me other than a blunt weapon.

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klarolineforevermine  asked:

day 1: kc + "we're both in the hospital wing with your bed next to mine, and wait are you actually hitting on me or is that your concussion talking? Hogwarts AU

Happy AU Week guys! It’s my first Klaroline HPverse drabble, so I’m a bit nervous (not to mention hella rusty) but I hope you guys like it! :)

Enjoy!

Concussions & Confessions

She was going to kill Kol.

Caroline glared up at the man she was currently murdering in her hand as he stood at the foot of her bed in the hospital wing giving her a sheepish grin. Her arm throbbed with pain from the Bludger that he accidentally sent her way during the Quidditch match. It shattered her wrist instantly, sending her flying straight into his brother, Klaus, where they knocked heads and fell to the ground. Thank God they were only about six feet from the ground or she’d currently be haunting the hell out of Kol for the rest of his life.

Klaus was in a hospital bed next to her, rubbing his head angrily as he glared at his brother. He smacked his head pretty hard on the ground, leaving a nasty cut that made Caroline wince every time she saw it.

“I’m going to kill you,” Caroline stated, going to cross her arms over her chest.

She winced, inhaling sharply when she moved her wrist. Klaus’ eyes snapped to her quickly at her cry of pain and then winced from the quick movement of his neck. Kol snorted at the comedic timing, placing a hand over his mouth as he tried to hide his amusement.

“Shut up, Kol. I’m going to pull out your brains through your nose since you obviously weren’t using them,” she continued through clenched teeth.

“And after I’m done holding you down for her, she’s going to hold you down for me while I tear out your liver,” Klaus chimed in, leveling a stare at his brother.

“It was an accident, I swear,” Kol pleaded, smoothing down his green Slytherin playing robes. “I was distracted.”

Caroline rolled her eyes. “You were distracted because Bonnie flew up to you and started flirting with you in the middle of the match. She does it every time we play Gryffindor to keep your attention off her Chasers and the Bludgers.”

“You would think after the past two years you would finally start to realize their tactics,” Klaus muttered. “Bloody idiot.”

“Yeah, I hate to agree with Klaus-” Caroline started, lip curling up in disdain as she shot Klaus a look, “-but he’s right.”

“Would you look at that?” Kol grinned, ignoring her chastisement. “My mistakes are finally getting you two to agree on something.”   

“It’s the pain in my wrist,” Caroline gritted out. “It makes me delirious.”

Klaus snorted, rolling his eyes.

There was no lost love between Caroline and him. Their numerous disagreements dated all the way back to their first year meeting in the Slytherin common room. Neither one of them can recall exactly what the fight was about, but a poorly timed jelly-legs jinx and a levitating spell retaliation left them both humiliated and at each other’s throats. They left the common room that night with detention and a thirst for fighting each other.

Since then, they fought on everything, which left behind an amused Klaus and completely frustrated in many ways, Caroline.

Damn teenage hormones.

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