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It’s Not Gonna Suck Itself

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Word Count: 1,290

Summary: The reader sends a naughty text to the wrong person.

“What the…no way, dude!” Jared bursts out laughing, practically falling off of his leather chair.

“What?” Jensen asks with furrowed brows, wondering if it’s worth getting up from the couch.

“Wow. I can’t believe she sent me this.” Jared grins widely, glancing back down at the text from you.

“Sent what? Who?”

Jensen grows impatient, his best friend still hasn’t answered him and it’s annoying as hell. He sighs dramatically then moves towards Jared, waiting for an answer.

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BTS reaction to their idol crush showing interest in them

Anonymous said: How would BTS react if an female Idol (they have a crush on) actually Shows her interest in them ?? ( + a Lot of other Male Idols have crushes on her and actually tried to Date her)

Ah, I’m so sorry it took me practically forever to get to this ;-;

I hope you still enjoy it though! c:

Rap Monster (Namjoon):

Originally posted by jimiyoong

Namjoon would be backstage with the rest of BTS at a music show, watching your performance in awe and amazement. As the music would echo through the venue, he would watch your powerful movements, his eyes fixated completely on you, wondering how you could pull off such difficult choreography and still look flawless in the process. The other boys would nudge each other, chuckling and giggling to themselves as they would glance over at Namjoon who would still be completely mesmerised by you. 

The truth would be, he would have had growing feelings for you for a few months now, falling for not only your good looks, but also your lively personality, the way you lit up the atmosphere of the room as soon as you walked in. The way you were always smiling and staying strong, even through difficult times. Plus it would be an added bonus that you were a natural beauty. “No wonder practically everyone has a crush on her,” he’d muse to himself, as you watched you take centre stage, capturing the attention of everyone there.

So, when your performance finally ended, the audience would roar up in applause, the lights on stage going out and so allowing you and your group to exit the stage. Namjoon would finally snap out his trance, vigorously clapping and bowing politely as you walked by. While the rest of your group smiled and thanked everyone before walking onward, you’d linger behind, looking directly at Namjoon as your lips curled up in a genuine smile. His heart would skip a beat, a curious expression forming on his face as he’d look around to ensure it was him you were looking at. You’d walk up to him, and before long, the two of you would be deep in conversation, to the complete surprise (and slight jealousy) of the other males idols around. Though Namjoon would act chill about the whole situation, his heart would feel like it was about to burst out his chest in joy, and so when you’d say your goodbyes and walk away, Namjoon would stand there, a grin etched on his face and the other members would pat him on the back and cheer for him. 

Jin (Seokjin):

Originally posted by aestheticvbts

You would be part of a popular girl group under BigHit Entertainment, and although you would’ve just debuted only a few months ago, your powerful style and sheer talent would attract attention worldwide. Being under the same entertainment company as BTS, you would often bump into them; on your way to practice, on your way out, even when coming in to record.

Jin would notice how cheerful you always were, always greeting the staff enthusiastically, and always putting 100% into everything you did. He’d appreciate your hard-working nature, your strong work ethic inspiring him to work harder. He would admire your seemingly effortless beauty, from the way your smile seems to shine brighter than the sun, immediately lifting the atmosphere, and improving the mood of everyone around you. The way your hair would tumble down your shoulders, bouncing around as you walked along. The way your eyes would light up, a small sparkle dancing across your pupil when you danced or sang.

So, one day on his way into practice, he’d notice you humming along with your earphones in, your hair swinging around in a cute ponytail as you’d throw your bag down into a corner, sliding your jacket off your shoulders and you’d prep for a long day of practice. You’d quickly adjust your hair, only to look up and see Jin standing by the doorway, a small smile tugging at the corner of your lips and you’d beckon him to come in.

“What, me?” Jin’s facial expression would contort into one of both surprise and curiosity, as you’d beckon him to come into the room. He’d tilt his head to the side, a little like a puppy, which would cause you to giggle and stroll up to him, grabbing his hand and pulling him in. His heart would flip inside his chest, a smile forming on his face as you would endearingly grin up at him.

Suga (Yoongi):

Originally posted by pjkook

(A/N: I’m sorry if this part came out crap, my brain basically fell asleep ;-;)

You would be a solo artist, one of the most charismatic and successful female rappers in this present age. You’d never fail to get the audience hyped at your performances, lights flashing as you’d jump around the stage, the audience roaring and dancing along, as you (pretty much) spit fire from your vocal chords, rapping at seemingly the speed of light. Yoongi would admire you since your debut, clearly impressed by your rapping prowess. 

On the other hand, you would also be an avid fan of Yoongi himself before you debuted. You’d admire his amazing song-writing skills, always listening intently to the lyrics of every song of his and of Bangtan’s. You would look up to him, and so your own style of rapping would have a lot of elements of Yoongi’s style also, from his flow to even how he shut down haters.

During a music show one day, you’d be preparing for your performance, which would be straight after BTS’ performance, staring intently up at the screen while make-up artists would rush around the room, make-up products lying everywhere. During Yoongi’s verse, a grin would creep up onto your face as you’d admire his sheer talent, feeling your body moving along to the beat. When their performance would finally end, and you’d move backstage, mentally preparing yourself to perform. As BTS would walk past, you’d bite your lip anxiously, debating whether to say anything or not. 

“Ah, Yoongi sunbae?” You’d call out, causing him to stop in his tracks, looking over at you curiously. “I was wondering if you had any tips for me before I went on stage?” You’d ask, as you fiddled with your hands behind your back. 

“Uh, sure,” Yoongi would smile, pretending like his heart wasn’t soaring in his chest. He’d feel so happy that you came to him for advice, not Rap Monster, not J-Hope, but him. “So, what you want to do is…”

J-Hope (Hoseok):

Originally posted by cleolux

Hoseok would grin down at his phone, his eyes skimming over the text you had sent him.

You: Hey is this Hoseok?

Hoseok: Yeah who is this?

You: Ah this is (Y/N)? From (Y/G/N)? I was wondering if you could help me with some choreography, knowing how amazing you are at dancing haha

“Ah, what should I do? What do I do?” Hoseok would pace around the room, trying to work out what to text back to seem cool. “Namjoon, what should I say to her?”

“Just tell her, yes, you’d love to help, and arrange a time and place,” Namjoon would laugh, shaking his head with a smirk. “Clearly she admires you, calm down and stop freaking out Hobi.”

He’d take a deep breath, before sending;

Hoseok: Ofc, I’d love to help, when do you wanna meet? ^^

“Phew,” you’d sigh in relief, your heart doing somersaults when you’d realise that you were actually going to meet him, one on one. While you could use some help with your choreography, this was also partly an excuse to spend some time with him, as you would admittedly have had growing feelings for him since the time you first met him.

You: Is Friday good? At around 12 maybe?

He wanted to help you, so why were you feeling so nervous?

Hoseok: Yeah thats perfect, see you then ;)

“Do you think the winky face was too much?” Hoseok would dramatically press his hand against his forehead, a long sigh escaping his lips.

Namjoon would simply hit him playfully, assuring him that everything was going to be fine.


Originally posted by bangtanofarmys

Jimin would stand in front of the mirror, practising what he would say to you, how he would act. He’d push his hair back, smirking in an attempt to look suave, but this charade would only last a few seconds before he’d scrunch his eyes up in embarrassment, giggling at himself, shaking his head.

“Are you still freaking out?” Yoongi would smirk, leaning against the door frame, holding his fist to his mouth as he’d try to suppress his laughter. 

“Hyung!” Jimin would whine, still giggling as he’d push Yoongi out the bathroom, brushing his fringe out of his eyes. He’d sigh, anxiously looking down at his phone, anticipating a text from you.


You’d pace around your dorm room, nervously chewing on your lip as you’d glance around at all the clothes scattered around. “What should I wear, Lisa? Casual? Or should I dress up? Heels or flats?” You’d wave about five different items of clothing in your best idol friend, Lisa’s face, as she’d step back, laughing as she’d wave her hands. “Aren’t you the one who asked him out, (Y/N)? Why are you freaking out so much?” She’d laugh.

“Girl,” you’d put your hands on your hips, looking at Lisa with an expression of disbelief. “Have you seen Park Jimin? Ah, he’s so…” Your lips would curl up in a smile at the thought of him, causing Lisa to hit your shoulder, laughing.

(A/N: That last paragraph is low-key how I feel about Jimin ;-; He’s been wrecking my bias list recently, I’m so sorry Tae ;-;)

V (Taehyung):

Originally posted by taehanstic-baby

Taehyung would look around when you’d approach him, looking a little like a lost puppy. “Is… she talking to me?” He’d ask, his mouth stretched into an O-shape as he realised it really was him you were addressing, despite all the idols sitting at the tables.

While he would be flattered that you’d chose to talk to him, he’d be a little confused as to why him, and not all the other handsome male idols in the room that most girls would kill to even make exchange greetings with. After all, you were one of the most popular female idols in the present age, known not only for your stunning visuals, but also for your amazing voice. So why him?

Despite this, once you took a seat next to him, a pretty smile on your face, he’d relax, and the two of you would hit it off almost immediately, talking about everything and anything, the conversation flowing from topic to topic effortlessly. 

Truth is, you wouldn’t have given much thought about all the others who’d approached you before, trying to act suave as they’d attempt to talk to you. You’d simply politely greet them, turning them down gently so as to not come off as rude. But when you’d see Taehyung sitting there, a rectangular smile on his face as he interacted with everyone in the most enthusiastic way, you wouldn’t be able to help the grin that would creep onto your face, tilting your head slightly as you watched.

You’d exchange numbers, giving him a hug before you walked off again, leaving a blush creeping up on his face while his group members would all simultaneously cheer for him, as he’d press his hands to his flushed cheeks.


Originally posted by buy-me-jams

Jungkook wouldn’t know what to do with himself when he’d see you walking towards him, especially as he’d glance around to see the slightly jealous expression on the faces of the other idols, who were also waiting backstage. He would have had growing feelings for you for a while now, but he wouldn’t know what to do, whether to approach you, or whether to just keep quiet about it, leaving his feelings to bottle up out of control.

You’d approach him, touching his shoulder as you’d greet him. He would open his mouth to say something, only to close his mouth again when he’d realise he had no idea what to say, or how to greet you. You’d giggle at his awkwardness, instead deciding to take lead of the conversation, talking about pretty much anything, from their comeback, to other idols you looked up to. He’d eventually begin to relax, a grin beginning to appear on his face as you’d talk. He’d finally join in with the conversation, laughing and chatting along. 

The other boys would glance over at him, some of them holding their hands to thier mouths, laughing yet surprised at the same time that Jeon Jungkook, out of all people, was actually holding a successful conversation with a girl for once without finding an excuse to run away.

“Wow, our Kookie has really grown up, huh?” The boys would comment in awe, as they stared at the two of you, deep in conversation.

✰ * º ❛ harry styles lyrics ask meme. ❜

‘  meet me in the hallway.  ’
‘  i just left your bedroom.  ’
‘  give me some morphine.  ’
‘  is there any more to do?  ’
‘  just let me know, i’ll be at the door hoping you’ll come around.  ’
‘  maybe we’ll work it out.  ’
‘  i gotta get better.  ’
‘  i walked the streets all day.  ’
‘  give me some more.  ’
‘  just take away the pain.  ’
‘  we don’t talk about it, it’s something we don’t do.  ’
‘  cause once you go without, nothing else will do.  ’
‘  just stop your crying.  ’
‘  it’s a sign of the times.  ’
‘  welcome to the final show.  ’
‘  i hope you’re wearing your best clothes.  ’
‘  you can’t bribe the door on your way to the sky.  ’
‘  you look pretty good down here, but you ain’t really good.  ’
‘  you ain’t really good.  ’
‘  we never learn.  ’
‘  we’ve been here before.  ’
‘  why are we always stuck and running from the bullets?  ’
‘  we gotta get away from here.  ’
‘  they told me that the end is near.  ’
‘  just stop your crying, have the time of your life.  ’
‘  have the time of your life.  ’
‘  things are pretty good from here.  ’
‘  remember, everything will be alright.  ’
‘  we can meet again somewhere.  ’
‘  we can meet again somewhere – somewhere far away from here.  ’
‘  we don’t talk enough.  ’
‘  we should open up before it’s all too much.  ’
‘  will we ever learn?  ’
‘  we’ve been here before. it’s just what we know.  ’
‘  stop your crying, baby.  ’
‘  you say i remind you of home.  ’
‘  feeling oh-so far from home.  ’
‘  better swim before you drown.  ’
‘  you’re a good girl.  ’
‘  you feels so good.  ’
‘  how could you ever turn me down?  ’
‘  there’s not a drink that i think could sink you.  ’
‘  how would i tell you that you’re all i think about?  ’
‘  i met her once and wrote a song about her.  ’
‘  i wanna scream, i wanna shout it out. and i hope you hear me now.  ’
‘  i hope you hear me now.  ’
‘  make me feel so good.  ’
‘  same lips red.  ’
‘  same eyes blue.  ’
‘  same white shirt.  ’
‘  same white shirt, couple more tattoos.  ’
‘  it’s not you and it’s not me.  ’
‘  tastes so sweet, looks so real. sounds like something that i used to feel.  ’
‘  sounds like something that i used to feel.  ’
‘  i can’t touch what i can’t see.  ’
‘  we’re not what we used to be.  ’
‘  we’re just two ghosts standing in the place of you and me.  ’
‘  we’re just two ghosts standing in the place of you and me, trying to remember how it feels to have a heartbeat.  ’
‘  the moon dances over your good side.  ’
‘  this was all we used to need.  ’
‘  we don’t say what we really need.  ’
‘  we’re just two ghosts swimming in a glass half empty.  ’
‘  we’re still young.  ’
‘  don’t know where we’re going, but we know where we belong.  ’
‘  it’s hard when we argue. we’re both stubborn, i know.  ’
‘  we’re both stubborn, i know.  ’
‘  wherever i go, you bring me home.  ’
‘  when i run out of rope, you bring me home.  ’
‘  i always think about you and how we don’t speak enough.  ’
‘  i saw this angel.  ’
‘  i really saw an angel.  ’
‘  open up your eyes, shut your mouth, and see that i’m still the only one who’s been in love with me.  ’
‘  open up your eyes, shut your mouth, and see.  ’
‘  i’m just happy getting you stuck between my teeth and there’s nothing i can do about it.  ’
‘  broke a finger knocking on your bedroom door.  ’
‘  couldn’t take you home to mother in a skirt that short, but i think that’s what i like about it.  ’
‘  i must admit i thought i’d like to make you mine.  ’
‘  and there’s nothing we can do about it.  ’
‘  just you wait and see.  ’
‘  it turns out you’re a devil in between the sheets.  ’
‘  wanna die tonight.  ’
‘  you worked your way through a cheap pack of cigarettes.  ’
‘  all the boys, they were saying they were into it.  ’
‘  such a pretty face on a pretty neck.  ’
‘  you’re driving me crazy, but i’m into it.  ’
‘  i’m kind of into it.  ’
‘  it’s getting me crazy, i think i’m losing it.  ’
‘  i’m having your baby, it’s none of your business.  ’
‘  it’s new york, baby, always jacked up.  ’
‘  you’re such an actress.  ’
‘  i’m having your baby.  ’
‘  it’s none of your business.  ’
‘  tell me something.  ’
‘  you don’t know nothing, just pretend you do.  ’
‘  i need something.  ’
‘  tell me something new.  ’
‘  i need something, tell me something new.  ’
‘  choose your words ‘cause there’s no antidote for this curse.  ’
‘  what’s it waiting for?  ’
‘  must this hurt just before you go?  ’
‘  tell me something i don’t already know.  ’
‘  had enough from you.  ’
‘  should we just search romantic comedies on netflix and see what we find?  ’
‘  i’m selfish, i know, but i don’t ever want to see you with him.  ’
‘  i’m selfish, i know.  ’
‘  i don’t ever want to see you with him.  ’
‘  i told you, but i know you never listen.  ’
‘  i hope you can see the shape that i’m in while he’s touching your skin.  ’
‘  i hope you can see the shape that i’m in.  ’
‘  he’s right where i should be.  ’
‘  he’s right where i should be, but you’re making me bleed.  ’
‘  apologies are never gonna fix this.  ’
‘  i’m empty, i know.  ’
‘  promises are broken like a stitch is.  ’
‘  this thing upon me howls like a beast.  ’
‘  woke up alone in this hotel room.  ’
‘  where were you?  ’
‘  i got drunk by noon.  ’
‘  i’ve never felt less cool.  ’
‘  we haven’t spoke since you went away.  ’
‘  comfortable silence is so overrated.  ’
‘  why won’t you ever be the first one to break?  ’
‘  even my phone misses your call, by the way.  ’
‘  i saw your friend that you know from work, he said you feel just find.  ’
‘  i see it’s written all over his face.  ’
‘  why won’t you ever say you can’t me to stay?  ’
‘  maybe one day you’ll call me and tell me you’re sorry too.  ’
‘  maybe one day you’ll call me and tell me you’re sorry too, but you never do.  ’
‘  woke up the girl who looked just like you… i almost said your name.  ’

zombieland starter sentences
  • "It's amazing how quickly things can go from 'bad' to 'total shit-storm'."
  • "Stop, no names. Keeps us from getting too familiar."
  • "You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife."
  • "More? No, one for me. One and done, I always say...I said that once."
  • "I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch."
  • "You're a peppy little spit fuck, aren't you?"
  • "I could use a Twinkie."
  • "I hate coconut. Not the taste, the consistency."
  • "I find lots of things disturbing."
  • "When you're afraid of everything that's out there, you quit going out there."
  • "I don't usually unlock my door to the sounds of panic...but my neighbor is insanely hot."
  • "Look, the point is I'm here for you, okay?"
  • "And as long as you're by my side, I'm not leaving this apartment."
  • "You see, you just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me."
  • "You wanna feel how hard I can punch?"
  • "I'm worried about you."
  • "Time to nut up or shut up!"
  • "You got a purdy mouth!"
  • "Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it."
  • "Act normal, try not to freak her out."
  • "Better you make the mistake of trusting us, than we make the mistake of trusting you."
  • "Nice going genius."
  • "I never had headaches like this 'til your ass came on board."
  • "Do what you want with a man, but do not fuck with his Cadillac."
  • "Thank God for rednecks."
  • "Gotta enjoy the little things."
  • "She was like a crouching tiger."
  • "You got taken hostage by a 12-year-old?"
  • "Well, girls mature faster than boys."
  • "It's amazing how far you can get with some costume jewelry and a cut-throat attitude."
  • "You know what, I may not shoot you, but you still royally piss me off."
  • "How about we play the quiet game?"
  • "Let me begin my three-part apology by saying I think you're a wonderful human."
  • "You gotta enjoy the little things...Even if that means destroying a whole lot of little things."
  • "You know, I think sleep deprivation is like the number one health problem in America."
  • "We're in Hollywood, let's sleep in style."
  • "Dibs on the bed."
  • "Oh, this is so exciting, you're about to learn who you're gonna call...Ghostbusters."
  • "Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose."
  • "Don't make me drink alone."
  • "I don't even know your name, but this is actually really nice."
  • "You know? Between me and you, you're actually kind of cute."
  • "You are like a giant cock-blocking robot developed in a secret fucking government lab."
  • "This is the problem with getting attached to someone. When they leave you just feel lost."
  • "That's why I don't let people close, you only get burned."
  • "Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck."

life is strange: before the storm sentence starters

❛ i can’t believe firewalk is playing a show at the old mill. ❜
❛ mom would kill me if she knew i was out here. ❜
❛ twenty bucks?! that’s robbery! ❜
❛ and don’t call me baby! ❜
❛ that guy’s a dick! ❜
❛ aw, yeah! sweet, sweet victory. ❜
❛ holy shit! i’m rich! ❜
❛ i know your name, you idiot. ❜
❛ you bought pot from me every month for a year. ❜
❛ look at that get-up. studs? you’re trying too hard. ❜
❛ what are you even doing here? ❜
❛ how’d you even hear about this little shin-dig? ❜
❛ okay, so, you holding? i could definitely use something to take the edge off. ❜
❛ hey! hey! what are waving around this kind of money here for? ❜
❛ you really don’t think before you act, do you? ❜
❛ now beat it, _____. you’re cramping my style. ❜
❛ you don’t know who i am, do you? ❜
❛ let me know how that works out for you. ❜
❛ fuck yes! finally made it! i can’t believe it! ❜
❛ you spilled my beer, bitch! ❜
❛ you should be more careful. ❜
❛ i don’t like your attitude. ❜
❛ i’m sorry about the beer, okay? ❜
❛ how about i show you how unimpressed i am with limp-dick assholes who get butt hurt over a spilled beer? ❜
❛ she’s gonna regret every word! ❜
❛ oh, this is gonna be good! ❜
❛ i’m gonna teach this little punk some manners. ❜
❛ you wanna see me get angry here? because i’m getting there and it won’t be pretty. ❜
❛ she thinks she can take you? ❜
❛ it’s actually a pretty nice view. ❜
❛ i like games. deal with it. ❜
❛ so far what i’ve learned about you is that you’re into acting, lying, and playing games. ❜
❛ you’re either full of imagination or full of shit. ❜
❛ this game involves spying on people from afar. ❜
❛ luckily we’ve got some high-tech surveillance equipment right here. let’s fire it up. ❜
❛ alright. here’s the game: you find some people for us to spy on and then you and i will act out what they’re saying and thinking. ❜
❛ see? you’re a natural. ❜
❛ no matter how fast i go, i’ll never out-walk this wedgie! ❜
❛ that’s so tragic but also beautiful in it’s own way. ❜
❛ wait.. you’re a prostitute? but i’m a prostitute! now who gets paid?! ❜
❛ hey.. are you alright? ❜
❛ we’ve been ditching now for hours and we haven’t even gotten wasted yet! ❜
❛ you don’t ask a girl out and then not buy her a drink! ❜
❛ i’ve heard that actors are moody but.. wow, ______. ❜
❛ i’m not moody. i just need some space. is that alright with you? ❜
❛ i thought we were having a great day together. why are you acting like this all of a sudden? ❜
❛ i’m not acting like anything! i just want to be left alone right now. ❜
❛ i don’t understand. you can’t just turn on me for no reason. ❜
❛ i guess i forgot it’s always about how you feel, isn’t it? ❜
❛ sad ______’s fucking sad again! ❜
❛ maybe you should try giving a shit about other people for once. ❜
❛ are you serious right now? ❜
❛ here. if you really want to smash something this should do the trick. ❜
❛ i asked you to leave me alone. ❜
❛ are you kidding me? ❜
❛ seriously? fuck you. ❜
❛ i’m leaving. see you around, ______. ❜
❛ you can’t leave! ❜
❛ ______, wait. don’t go. ❜
❛ i don’t want to ruin this the way i ruin everything else in my life. ❜
❛ and what is this exactly? ❜
❛ i thought ______ doesn’t need friends. ❜
❛ i guess it’s easier to be alone if you decide it’s a choice. ❜
❛ i’m sorry for whatever i did or didn’t do. ❜
❛ i screwed it up somehow like i screw everything up ‘cause i’m a fucking screw up. ❜
❛ please.. i don’t want to be alone anymore. ❜
❛ i’m sorry, ______. i can’t say why and i know it isn’t fair but i can’t be your friend right now. ❜
❛ can’t or don’t want to? ❜
❛ i’m really sorry. goodbye, ______. ❜
❛ fuck this place. ❜

The 1975 sentence starters
  • "Don't call it a fight when you know it's a war."
  • "Go sit on the bed because I know that you want to."
  • "You've got pretty eyes, but I know you're wrong."
  • "Get in the shower if it all goes wrong."
  • "I swear there's a ghost."
  • "I feel like I'm just treading water."
  • "I love the house that we live in."
  • "I love you all too much."
  • "I've got a woman now."
  • "This one's on the house."
  • "It all tastes the same, but there's something different about your mouth."
  • "You try chasing dreams, it's harder than it seems."
  • "Stick another pill in my head and go to bed."
  • "We're not doing it again, so leave it."
  • "I wanna see you, but you're not mine."
  • "You think we're doing it again, keep dreaming."
  • "Yeah my shirt looks so good, when it's just hanging off your back."
  • "She's got a boyfriend anyway."
  • "All we seem to do is talk about sex."
  • "He's got a funny face, but I like that 'cause he still looks cool."
  • "Does he take care of you or could I easily fill his shoes?"
  • "If we're gonna do anything we might as well just fuck."
  • "And you're a liar, at least all of your friends are."
  • "It's my party and I'll cry to the end."
  • "You must try harder than kissing all of my friends."
  • "You're alive, at least as far as I can tell you are."
  • "And it's not my fault that I fucked everybody here."
  • "Do you wanna dance?"
  • "It's no fun if you've only a bottle of wine."
  • "Yeah, I want you."
  • "I'm so high, I think I love you."
  • "I was thinking about leaving again, it all depends."
  • "Are we just friends?"
  • "We go where nobody knows."
  • "Oh, my hair smells like chocolate."
  • "Stop looking at my friends."
  • "Write another song about your friends."
  • "I love you, don't you mind."
  • "I think I've lost a lot of my friends."
  • "Well fuck me if you must then."
  • "Treat me like an old friend."
  • "I'm not scared."
  • "I used to think you're cool and I believed you had a wonderful vision."
  • "I was always looking for a way to get out."
  • "You just write about sex and killing yourself and how you hardly ever went to school."
  • "I'm falling for you."
  • "Maybe you'll change your mind."
  • "I'll take you one day at a time, soon you will be mine."
  • "Do you fancy sitting down with me? Maybe?"
  • "I don't wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your neck."
  • "I can't believe that we're talking about him."
  • "Why do you talk so loud?"
  • "I think you're trying too hard."
  • "I've been thinking lots about your mouth."
  • "I forgot to call you."
  • "I remember that I like you, no matter what I found."
  • "It's nice to have your friends round."
  • "It's just you and I tonight."
  • "Gotta love the way you love yourself."
  • "You got something to say? Why don't you speak it out loud, instead of living in your head?"
  • "I don't seem to be having any effect now."
  • "I guess I'll never learn 'cause I stay another hour or two."
  • "You know I can't be found with you."
  • "I'm so fixated on the girl with the soft sound and hair all over the place."
  • "You're cold and I burn."
  • "She had a face straight outta magazine."
  • "Babe, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay."
  • "I'll give you one more time."
  • "You've got a pretty kind of dirty face."
  • "Babe, you look so cool."
  • "What's the fun in doing what you're told?"
  • "I could persuade you."
  • "I'm not your typical, stoned 18 year old."
  • "Girl, I'm not your savior."
  • "They're just girls."
  • "One moment I was tearing off your blouse, now you're living in my house."
  • "What happened to just messing around?"
  • "You just sit and get stoned with 30 year olds and you think you've made it."
  • "Well, shouldn't you be fucking with somebody your age?"
  • "I told you from the start, I'll break your heart."
  • "She's definitely got the style."
  • "I'd like to say you've changed, but you're always the same."
  • "I'd love you to stay but that's simply insane."
  • ""Well, I think I'll say a couple of words if you don't mind..."
  • "You've seen so many faces that I've never seen before."
  • "We're never gonna lie to you."
  • "I know it's me that's supposed to love you."
  • "Is there somebody who can love you?"

Requested by @lollipoppopsicles. Hope you like it:) (Y/F/N= Your First Name. Y/L/N= Your Last Name) 

You P.O.V 

“Come on Y/N, if you want this to be your best performance you.re going to have to work a lot harder!” My manager shouted from the front of the stage. I was doing rehearsals for my performance at this year’s VMA’S and I’m so nervous. I’ll be performing my single ‘Side to Side’.

“I am trying alright!” I shouted back, the exhaustion to getting to me causing me to snap at her. “Look I’m sorry. I am trying” I said, rubbing my forehead, trying to get rid of my headache.

“It’s okay. Let’s run it through one more time and then you can have a break” she said, smiling slightly at me. I nodded and sighed about to get on my exercise bike when I heard a shouted “Go get em’ babe!”. I turned and saw my boyfriend, Justin Bieber standing next to my manager. I smiled, blowing him a kiss.

I turned and swung my right leg over the seat of the bike and lifted myself so my bum was on the seat. I place my feet on the peddle and made sure my heeled shoe doesn’t slip. Yeah, I’m rehearsing in heels but my manager made me.

The music started and I began to sing. As I was doing my choreography on my broke, my foot slipped and bent in a weird angle making me yell in pain, the noise echoing though out the arena due to my headset on my head.

“Stop the music!” I yelled, getting of my bike. I tried to walk but I fell to the ground, next to my bike.

“what happened Y/N?” My manager asked as her and Justin ran towards me. Justin knelt down next to me, grabbing my ankle and tried to move it gently making me hiss and tears left my eyes. He looked at my face and wiped my tears, kissing me gently muttering that it’s going to be fine.  

“I don’t know, my foot just slipped and bent” I said, being pulled up by Justin. I rested my head on his shoulder as he carried me out to the car, bridal style.

“Okay, we’ll take you to the hospital now” My manager, Amy, said. I nodded. He placed me in the back seat so I could stretch my leg. Amy got in the passage seat and Justin was obviously driving.

“Do you think you’ll be able to perform tonight?” Amy asked, turning to look at me. I also saw Justin glance at me through his mirror.

“I think I should be able to, it’s not broken I don’t think” I said, trying to twist my ankle but hissed when a sharp pain ran the my ankle.

“Oi, don’t twist it” Justin said as he parked the car. He opened the door and pulled me out gently, lifting me up bridal style. I sighed, this would have to happen to me.

“Okay, you have a sprained ankle. It should be fine by tomorrow but you can wear this tight sock to help with the pain” the doctor said, as he began to pull the tight boot on my foot. (I don’t know if this happens I’m improvising).

“She has a performance tonight; do you think she’ll be able to do it?” Amy asked, crossing her arms her full attention on the doctor.

“Yeah, her sprain isn’t serious, the boot should help so you can perform smoothly” he said, smiling at me. I nodded and got up. I walked and felt hardly any pain, just a dull feeling making me sigh in relief.

“Okay thank you doctor” I said, patting his arm and walked out the door. I felt Justin close to me making me turn to him.

“What’s wrong?” I asked, waiting for Amy at the car. He sighed and leaned against the car.

“I was worried about you. You really scared me” he said, placing his hands on my waist pulling me into him, his back now pressed against the car.

“I’m sorry babe” I said, leaning up and kissed his lips. I heard sigh and run his hand up my back the back of my head. I smiled through the kiss and pulled away.

“Come on love birds” Amy said, tapping my shoulder. I giggled and pecked his lips once more before fully pulling away.


“Okay, remember, make sure your foot doesn’t slip of the pedal” Amy said, standing next to me. I nodded at her, taking one more look at myself in the mirror. I was wearing a white crop top and white trousers. My hair was in a high ponytail and I had a pink had on.

“Okay” I said, walking onto the stage and onto my bike, waiting to be introduced.

“Our next performer is new on the scene but definitely blew us away with her new hit single, performing ‘Side to Side’ with a sprained ankle, Y/F/N Y/L/N”

The music began and I began singing and doing my choreography. It was so much fun to perform my song for the first time, hell, this is the first time I’m performing at all.

“If you wanna Minaj I got a tricycle” Nicki rapped the last line. The arena erupted with claps and screams from the fans. I smiled looking around. I saw Justin and Amy in the front row, jumping up and down making me giggle. I turned to Nicki and hugged her.

“You did amazing!” Justin shouted, running into my dressing room as I was taking a drink from my bottle of water.

“Really?” I asked, screwing the cap back on my water bottle. Justin walked to me and hugged me tight.

“I’m so proud of you. I knew you could do it” He said, pulling away so he could see my face. He placed his hands on both sides of my face and pulled me to him, kissing me on the lips. I smiled through the kiss. He pulled away put pecked my lips again.

“ Thank you babe” I said, kissing him again, making him smile this time. 

Sorry for any mistakes<3        

Star Crossed - Part 5 (H.S AU)- “Sweet Creature“

Maddie POV

 I had just gotten out of the shower when I heard my phone ringing on my bed. It’s an unknown number. Feeling brave, I answered the call and brought the device up to my ear.


“Left before saying goodbye, did we?” Harry. His voice sounds dark. It’s deeper, and his accent thicker. I take a few seconds to calm my weak knees after hearing him speak.

“I’m sorry, I wish I could have stayed long enough to say goodbye to you guys, but I’ve still got so much to pack, and I’ve gotta put together a game plan for move-in day tomorrow.”

“I was hoping you might mention tomorrow. I was wondering if maybe you would like some help transporting your stuff so that you don’t have to make so many trips.” He was sweet, a part of my half expected that when he woke up this morning he’d be a completely different person. That maybe the alcohol was what lead to him being so kind toward me, and that it potentially wasn’t how he always acted towards people.

“That would be such a life saver, thank you, Harry.”

“ ‘s not a problem. Just text me your address, and I’ll swing by whenever you’re ready tomorrow.”


“Have a good day, love,” ‘Love.’ There go my knees again. Whenever he called me that I felt my stomach doing summersaults and I could sense how flustered it made me look and feel. The way that word rolled off of his tongue was mesmerizing. I couldn’t tell if he was trying to hint at something, or if that was just something he called every girl he spoke to.

“…Maddie, you there?” shit.

“Oh-uh-ya,-sorry, uh thank you, you too.”

“A’right, bye love.” The line went dead, but before he hung up I heard him laugh. Well, that’s not embarrassing or anything.

I try to shake it off and go back to wrapping the furniture in my room. About a week ago, my mom and I ordered a new bed for my new living space, because she wanted my bed to be here in case I ever decided to spend the night during visits. As long as he-who-shall-not-be-named was living here, though, that was highly unlikely. I am really concerned about Robin staying here. She’s too young to understand exactly what’s going on and too outsized to defend herself in any sense - verbally, physically, or otherwise – in any way.  

So, being the protective big sister I have always had to be, I sat Robin down and told her what I wanted to do whenever she was in a threatening situation. And if she and Chuck were the only ones in the house, she was to lock the door in my old room, and inside my old bathroom. It wasn’t fullproof but it was enough to at least slightly settle my nerves. When I decided it was time to have a chat with my mom regarding the mansion, she told me that Niall had said on record that he didn’t want us to pay for anything, which made me feel like utter crap because that house is anything but cheap. I am hopeful that I can find a way to make it up to him, and all of the ‘lads’ for that matter after what they’ve so generously provided me.


It was noon the next day when a black Range Rover pulled into the driveway. When it’s door swung open, out stepped none other than Harry Styles. His navy beanie had tucked away all the long curls residing atop his head, with small tufts poking out in the front. He clearly dressed for today’s wind, because he had on a soft army green jacket over his red t-shirt. I’m pretty sure his favorite thing to wear are skinny jeans, seeing as he is wearing another pair right now- these being a dark shade of denim. His outfit was completed by the slightly distressed brown boots that ended at his ankles. He seems to wear those style shoes a lot as well. I wish so badly that  I could say he didn’t look good, but that’d be a lie. Every time I had seen him so far he and his sense of style had taken my breath away, which was a dangerous thought because it only drew me to him more.

I rushed down the steps and opened the door, ushering him inside.

He pulled me in for a quick hug with one arm, bidding me a quick good afternoon before we headed out to the garage and got my new bed which was delivered in a box. We loaded up my mom’s car as much as we could, which surprising only left a few boxes to be packed into Harry’s car. We were back in my room grabbing the last of the boxes when I heard a little knock on my door startling both Harry and myself. We whipped our heads in the direction of the noise.

“Can I help?” Robin beamed up at me. Her thick hair was pulled into two large French braids that I recognized as our mother’s work.

“Do you think you can handle it little bird? This box is reaalllly heavy?” I held up the lightest box up, knowing she could carry it, but the look on her face when she felt strong was worth it.

“Yes! I am a strong independent woman,” she nodded proudly and marched forward, toward me while Harry silently laughed.

“Oh, Harry this is my little sister, Robin. Little bird this is my…” shit what do I call him, “my housemate Harry.” His face faltered slightly at my statement but nevertheless, he kneeled down and held out a hand for Robin to shake.

“Nice to meet you, Robin” he smiled brightly at her with those cute dimples coming into play. She stares at his hand before slowly reaching out and shaking it.

“Are you sure he’s Irish?” she squints at me in a questioning manner, “aren’t Irish people short, and don’t they wear green?”

“Oh my gosh, Robin, okay, one - my…partner is Niall, and two - this is Harry - I met him because he’s friends with Niall.” She looks back over to Harry.

“Hi,” he waves with a laugh, staying squatted down to her level seemingly nervous from her staring.

“I like your hat.” She pokes it.

“Thank you, I like your hair” he wiggles both braids in his hands.

“I like him,” she turns back to me and smiles, making me roll my eyes. 

“Alright little bird, let’s get these last boxes in the car.” She nods and grabs the box I assigned her and walks off.

“At least one of you likes me,” Harry scoffs. My eyes almost fly out of their sockets. 

“What? Harry-”

“ ‘He’s my housemate’ ” he says in a girl’s voice, “ ‘I know him ‘cause of Niall’…”  there’s a brief, sad pause, “do you…not wanna be friends?

“What? No, Harry of course I do!” he smiles at my statement. I stand there unsure of what to do, so I fidget with my fingers.

“Can I ask you something?”

“You just did,” I joke and turn around. He quickly grabs my right arm and whips me back around so fast that I bump into his chest.

“Sorry,” I push myself off of him gently. I return to fidgeting once more.

“Why are you so nervous around me?” his eyes are filled with curiosity, but he’s smiling slightly, with his dimples on display again.

“I’m sorry, I’ve just…I’ve never actually had a friend before,” I confess.

“Oh,” he looks surprised. “Well, in that case, I’m honored to be your first” he turns around with a dopey smile and grabs the box, exiting my room. I follow suit and walk behind him while he marches like Robin did. When we meet Robin at the front door, she’s tapping her foot impatiently. This kid I swear.

Placing the three boxes in the back of Harry’s car, he reaches up and closes the trunk.

“I think that’s everything,” I sigh.

“Can we play outside one last time before you go?” she pouted up at me. It felt kind of strange having another soul present when she asked me that question, but strange in a good way. It had always been just me and my little bird of a sister against the world.

“I don’t know little bird…” I glance over to Harry. He’s probably going to think it’s lame.

“Pleeaaaaase Maddie? Harry can play too.”

“What game do you want us to play, Robin?” I raise an eyebrow.

“Tag,” she smiles wickedly. She know’s I hate running.


“Aw come on, Maddie, don’t say no just because you’re gonna lose.” He shakes his head.

“Yeah!” Robin nods, secretly fist-bumping Harry. She thinks I don’t see it but I do, and he gives it away with his adorable smile. I stand there with my mouth agape and stare at both of them as if I am offended.

“Alright, fine. You’re on.” I start walking towards the house, and tap Harry’s shoulder smugly, “You’re it!” I sprint through the house into the backyard, with Robin, Harry chasing after us shortly behind.

Harry’s POV

The crisp, windy air was filled with the sounds of laughter and feet hitting grass as we all took turns chasing each other. I had finally caught up to Maddie when we reached the backyard, so she was “it again.” Once she tagged Robin I decided to go easy with my speed, wanting to put a smile on her face before Maddie and I have to leave. We were all spread out amongst the various different flowers in the garden, without a single worry in the world. The only problem was that I was starting to grow very fond of Maddie, and that was something to worry about. So when Robin caught me, I immediately threw myself in Maddie’s direction.

When I caught up to her, I threw her off guard by wrapping my arms around her from the back and swinging her around. She blessed our ears with the beautiful sound of her laughing before I gently placed her back on her two feet, and she turned around to face me. The smile on her face was so radiant, that it felt like it was eclipsed when she realized our close proximity, and her face turned serious. I wanted nothing more than to lean in and press my lips against her there in that moment. So badly it almost felt painful.

The only sound that could be heard was the both of us trying to catch our breath. We just stood there, and all I could do was stare at her beautiful blue-green eyes. Trying to push aside how I longed to reach out and kiss her, I threw myself backward onto the ground, acting tired, and heard laughter emitting both her and Robin.

She was a sweet creature, Maddie’s sister. A lot like Maddie in that very sense. Maddie is by far one of the sweetest people I have ever met.

“You find my death amusing?” I said between breaths. Maddie doesn’t say anything, but she lies down next to me on the ground and turns her head to look at me. And just like that, with the simplest of her gestures, I wanted to get to know Maddie Parker, and that was a very dangerous thought.

My two cents regarding “shipping wars” in the One Piece fandom

Alright, I’ll get straight to it and always remember that I raise no claims to completeness. Also, I will take SaNami and LuNami shippers only into this as strawmen, since, as I’m a SaNami-shipper myself, these are the ones I see the most.

Disclaimer: Oh yeah, please keep in mind that, especially in the second part of this post, the “It’s great to have an opinion, but please don’t bother people thinking otherwise with it”-part ONLY (ONLY!), at least in this post, applies to shipping. Our world needs more constructive discourses about real problems (not gonna give an example, just open your eyes and pick your poison), shipping isn’t a real problem but something you do for fun (and it’s, until the work is finished, 100% up to your interpretation).

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The “Things Said Around My Gaming Table” Starter Meme

(Here’s a list of quotes from games I’ve run or played in for you to use as RP Starters. Enjoy!)

“Did you just interrupt Hades to arrest me?”
“Hi, Nice to meet you. Let’s go steal a moon.”
“Look, a Gyro Stand!”
“Scariest thing is you called it. Three hits and he’s down.”
“I’ve never seen somebody fail so hard that it looped back around to epic success.”
“What do you mean ‘Anubis declared me his BFF?’”
“Did the Pope’s brain just bless our endeavor?”
“Like him or hate him, that was still one hell of a shot.”
“He couldn’t even die without doing it dramatically.”
“It seemed dramatically appropriate.”
“I just saw an angel bodyslam a viking with a pirate ship while an ancient dragon watched.”
“And thus, the cover of a heavy metal album was born.”
“That guy was supposed to be your nemesis.”
“Holy reanimated velociraptors, Batman!”
“It seems that even a submarine sandwich is a lethal weapon in your hands.”
“The great Circe demands a boon. She wants the whole collection of Scrubs on Blu-ray.”
“Oooiiil Caaan…”
“Hand me your dice, you’re clearly cheating.”
“How are you still rolling so high?”
“Did you marry the dice gods?”
“You just stabbed him so hard his whole army exploded.”
“It’s not every day a Sasquatch asks me to save a child from being petrified.”
“Great. Stuck in Boston during the molasses flood.”
“Why is this the second time a bar has exploded as soon as we walk in?”
“Just sign the contract of friendship and this will all be over.”
“Physics are for people who can’t be magical girls.”
“You’re surrounded by magical girls and giant robots. This won’t end well.”
“Ow. Just cut out my heart, why don’t you?”
“What kind of guy modifies a lute to turn it into a crossbow?”
“I’m going to crash my airship into that dinosaur’s chest!”
“I cast Create Food on the floor! Three yards of Cotton Candy!”
“It has been nothing short of a pleasure, stabbing you in the back!”
“Bottles marked 'Drink Me’  rarely have good things come from them.”
“Why is there a rhinoceros in the space base?”
“How do you manage to set off every trap, and still survive?”
“Why is there a lighthouse in the middle of the desert?”
“On the bright side, now the enemy won’t get our ship.”
“He waited until the refugees were in another galaxy before sending a hit squad? What an ass.”
“Ok, you’ve hit your pun limit for the day.”
“That’s the second most beautiful boom I’ve ever seen.”
“Can the third rail on subway ground out magic?”
“I’m an undead samurai with an alchemical medal fused to his spine. I’ll stop drinking when I say I’m ready.”
“Yeah, the next time someone says they want a Yondu-style weapon, I’m going to say no.”
“What kind of guy looks at a swarm of spiders and says 'I should weaponize this?’”
“I just told a volcano to sit down and shut up, and it did.”
“I’m trying to write a song about our crew, but there’s not a lot that rhymes with 'wanton vandalism.’”
“I just beat up the Egyptian gods with a pair of crowbars.”
“We started with a good idea, took a quick detour into a bad idea, then got lost somewhere around dumb idea. Now I don’t know where we are.”
“'Nuclear grenades’ is never the solution to 'unstable wormholes.’”
“Oh whoops, left my magic staff’s safety on.”
“Wheel of insanity, turn turn turn…”
“This is one of the few times when a towering inferno is a good thing.”
“You know, usually reaching orbit from Baikonur involves a rocket…”
“We’ve gone ten minutes into this royal ball, and none of us have secretly tried to usurp the throne.”
“I have a heart of gold and a liver of steel!”
“That is not a heroic use of superspeed.”
“Please, baby, put the toaster down.”
“So, apparently, our new team motto is 'We’re gonna need a bigger…’”
“I’m gonna go Jumanji on him!”
“If you were so drunk that you can’t remember making the plan, maybe we shouldn’t do it.”
“Did he just break into a noir narration in the middle of a monologue?”
“This is just a symphony of shenanigans.”
“I think you just punched his hatred out of him.”
“So, i got married to a pyromaniac priestess…”
“You hacked an ATM to spit out only singles?”
“This place isn’t supposed to be on fire for another two hundred years.”
“For the record, sticking the landing hurts.”
“What do you mean 'he already used his world ending move on me?’”
“Pudding is not supposed to bounce like that.”
“I’m going to suplex the wolf onto the other wolf!”
“And this is why we’re not allowed to perform first contact.”
“We’re going to throw a party in the Silent Citadel!”
“Sorry, being shirtless is my natural state.”
“We don’t use our friends as projectiles!”
“I’m not drunk enough for this!”
“I am drunk enough, but I still don’t wanna be here.”

                  SHE WANTS REVENGE         lyrics starters.


’ It’s never hard to tell when things are done. ’
’ She looked into my eyes and a voice said: RUN. ’
’ It’s alright, whether it’s two weeks, two years or just tonight. ’
’ You can occupy my every sigh. ’
’ You can rent the space inside my mind, at least until the price becomes too high. ’
’ I can find a reason that we should quit. ’
’ I can find a reason to do it. ’
’ I can find excuses for all my shit. ’
’ I need red flags and long nights. ’
’ It’s not that it’s my fault, it’s just my style. ’
’ He’s not into you, he’s into the idea of. ’


’ There’s nothing to see here. ’
’ No one cares when the show is done. ’
’ I heard it’s cold out. ’
’ She’s locking me out. ’
’ It’s cause of these things. ’
’ Let’s make a fast plan, watch it burn to the ground. ’
’ I try to whisper so no one figures it out. ’
’ I’m not a bad man, I’m just overwhelmed. ’
’ Lovers hold hands to numb the pain, gripping tightly to something that they’ll never own. ’
’ No mistakes, only now you’re bored. ’
’ This is the time of your life but you just can’t tell. ’


’ I knew that this would happen, that things would go this way. ’
’ This was never planned. ’
’ I know that you’re the right girl. ’
’ But do you think that I am the right man? ’
’ Right face, wrong time. ’
’ Too late, so deep. ’
’ Can’t sleep, can’t eat, can’t think straight. ’
’ I don’t want to fall in love. ’
’ You say it’s not a problem. ’
’ You say it’s meant to be. ’
’ But love is not an option. ’
’ Our love is never free. ’
’ And things are not so easy. ’
’ So cold and we’ve been burned. ’
’ That’s the price of one more lesson learned. ’


’ Oh my God, it’s my favorite song! ’
’ We can’t slow down even if we tried. ’
’ Our hearts steady-beating, the sweat turns to cold. ’
’ We’ve got nowhere to go. ’
’ We’ve got nothing to prove. ’
’ Instead of dancing alone I should be dancing with you. ’
’ Or maybe it’s only you. ’
’ Either way, let’s begin. ’


’ Lover, forgive me. ’
’ My guilt is my only crime. ’
’ I’ll carry it round till it breaks me down every time. ’
’ This is the time of night when the moonlight shines down and we can reveal who we truly are. ’
’ Just give me the safe word. ’
’ Take your hand and smack me in the mouth, my love. ’
’ A half open mouth and the whole truth that no one would take. ’
’ Pretend all you want you can cry to your heart’s own beat. ’
’ We will take love and swear upon the things that we just can’t keep. ’


’ Pay attention, my love, cause it’s over. ’
’ At the tip of my tongue is the price you weren’t willing to pay. ’
’ Still this is something akin to a breakdown. ’
’ Broken promises for broken hearts. ’
’ When you look back now was it special? ’
’ Was it nothing but anecdote that you can tell now and then? ’
’ I delude myself it was worth it. ’
’ From the beginning I could see exactly how it would end. ’
’ I wanna wish you away. ’
’ I wanna kiss you away. ’


’ She smelled like 2am. ’
’ This could only turn cold. ’
’ No touching tonight. ’
’ Tuck me in. ’
’ You better lie down cause the angels are watching. ’
’ Quit the talking. ’
’ You can hurt me, do whatever you like. ’
’ Shut your mouth, the angels are listening. ’


’ Late last night I was looking through pictures. ’
’ Flooded with memories I lied on the floor. ’
’ Still I can’t forget. ’
’ All the fiction and lies, all the tears and the laughs take a walk through the past. ’
’ You and I hand in hand as we look at this thing called us. ’
’ I tried my hardest to cry but it just wouldn’t come. ’


’ Please don’t touch me. ’
’ I’ve come too far to let you bring me down. ’
’ You think that I’m easy. ’
’ Try as you might you can’t have me now. ’
’ I can tell you’d like some company. ’
’ I can’t fix you when you don’t want me. ’
’ I call for the witness, present the facts, write down the little things. ’
’ They say the heart is resilient in black and white. ’
’ You swore there’d be no strings. ’
’ Under the sound of my footsteps this time there will be no long goodbye. ’
’ How can I trust you? ’
’ How could you need me to know? ’
’ It’s getting to be so cold. ’
’ The decision is in and I won’t break. ’
’ Well, someone might get hurt and it won’t be me. ’


’ This mindset, maybe it’s right. ’
’ At the right place and right time, maybe tonight. ’
’ Wanna make out and kiss hard – wait, nevermind. ’
’ It’s cute in a way till you cannot speak. ’
’ It’s only just a crush, it’ll go away. ’
’ It’s just like all the others, it’ll go away. ’
’ You pray it all away but it continues to grow. ’
’ I want to hold you close. ’
’ Lie still and close your eyes. ’
’ So lovely, it feels so right. ’
’ I want to fucking tear you apart. ’

What I love tho is that when Deadpool came out, I didn’t hear a single concern about Deadpool reigniting scene culture or reigniting the bad boyz r kewl culture. I didn’t see any concerns about people dressing up as Deadpool more and more. When we know Deadpool cosplayers are often crass, and lewd, and go up to other cosplayers “consenting females” so they can be groped for a photo.

Even tho Deadpool, as I said before, in a male version of Harley Quinn’s jester suit, is also on every shelf in every corner of the Hot Topics stores all across the country. Hot Topics, a store that predominantly young girls (wow no coincidence there) shop at. I personally am not big on scene culture but I can see in the past as a younger teen girl how many of their things would have interested me.

I went to Hot Topic and saw all sorts of Disney merch especially Frozen, Deadpool merch (even before the movie), MARVEL merch, literally so much Loki everywhere, Doctor Who/Sherlock/Supernatural (even a Mishapocalypse t) merch, some DC/TDK trilogy merch, some bands, and other various things including memes like the doge meme.

Hot Topics isn’t a scene store. It’s a freaking fandom store. I’ve never seen so many “We a Have a Hulk” and “Loki uwu” shirts in one place in my life. Heck, there were more LOKI shirts than there were Avengers shirts!

Shopping at Hot Topics is like logging onto tumblr. Fandoms everywhere. I was actually embarrassed to be able to recognize almost everything in Hot Topic I’ve already seen on tumblr.

So I’m not understanding the whole “Suicide Squad will bring back scene culture Hot Topic style” guess what binches, when y'all log onto tumblr to brood about how no one understands you and spend your time with others who no one understands, crying over fictional characters, y'all are emo. Y'all are scene culture. Y'all brought back scene culture with your woobification and Avengers/Sherlock/Doctor Who/Supernatural fangirling.

Anyways, the point is, when Deadpool came out, y'all were all perfectly fine. Y'all even wrote endless metas to prove how deep Deadpool goes beyond his lewd disgusting jokes about his genitalia and even past the lolz so randum jokes/scenes that saturated the movie. Even the awful advertising with the emo cartoon drawings of Deadpool and the poop emojis that specifically were meant to appeal to a particular age group (*cough*) y'all lauded and lapped it up like ice cream on a hot summer day. Y'all even contrived multiple reasons why Deadpool is great representation ( l o l with that predominantly white cast) and a super progressive movie (um) I mean where does it end???

Everyone continued to cosplay it. Females continue to get groped “in the name of in-character cosplay”. Guys got to go order their Deadpool t-shirts and their Deadpool mugs and girls got to order their Deadpool merch and everyone was happy. No one was harassed or made fun of. There wasn’t a single dent in the earth.


- How dare Suicide Squad, happens to be 55% poc with 4 main female characters, two of of which are non-white be a movie? I’ve seen fans literally rally to fund Deadpool’s movie production. But h-how dare a Suicide Squad movie exist???¿¿¿

How dare the movie potentially encourage more girls to dress like Harley Quinn? Notice how no one complained that “more dudes!” (often smelly rude and perverted dudes in my experience) would dress like Deadpool but it’s an issue that more girls will dress like Harley Quinn. Hmm 👀🤔

Notice how Suicide Squad is being branded an edgy Hot Topic movie (by MCU stans) but none of your beloved MCU movies or even Deadpool isn’t. I can find Deadpool on every single merchandise in Hot Topics- from mugs to shoelaces to erasers to freaking fragrance bottles. There’s more Loki shirts than there are Black Widow or pretty much any other character in Hot Topic.

So don’t try tell to me :-) 🔪🔪 that this :-) 🔪 isn’t bias :-) 🔪🔪🔪 from multiple aspects :-))) 🔪 disguised as something else 🔫

“Yes I know the DC movie is breaking Hollywood norm and giving minorities a chance to succeed like we’ve been asking from our own Marvel movies but it looks too edgy so no one should watch this movie!”

“No it’s not that I prefer my white favs with the one background poc who is the white fav’s prop like we get in Marvel movies. It’s just that diversity doesn’t matter in the DC movie!”

(Let’s see how long MCU stans ride the “it doesn’t matter if it has pocs, pocs don’t make a good movie” train until Spiderman Homecoming comes out 👀🕵🏾✍🏾💁🏽)

You guys are perfectly fine overlooking your whitewashed jews turned neo-naz*s and your yellow face movies and your “all blacks people look the same” CEO and your “stole the majority of my black costar’s paycheck” RDJ and your “child rape isn’t real” Scarlett Johansson, and “which female character can I bang first” Seb Stan and your “female characters are sexy lamps” movies and your various sputtering problematic aspects of the MCU, and still give them money and the time of day.

Then you should have no problem overlooking Jared Leto (who most likely will be woobified anyways) and stop bending over backwards for the “boycotting” of Suicide Squad and telling everyone that the pocs do not matter or mean anything because it’s “too Hot Topic-y”.

This post isn’t about or excusing Jared Leto’s disturbing gross antics he used to get into character. This isn’t about one line that Harley Quinn said in a 2hr+ movie that none of y'all have even seen yet. But I’m sure all of you will still persist and argue that “it’s too edgy” and “they completely screwed up Harley Quinn” as your excuse anyways won’t ya. I can foresee all the reblogs saying “but it’s too edgy 😩!” “All the GIRLS will wanna dress like Harley Quinn while it’s fine that all the GUYS wanted to be Deadpool” anyways. Prove me wrong for once. Just once.

Avengers Academy Starters || Part 6 || S

Star-Lord - Peter Quill

  1. “Aliens, am I right?”
  2. “Aliens tell me I’m an excellent dancer. I think. Sometimes I…don’t really know what they’re saying.”
  3. “Can’t I just go to one planet where somebody doesn’t try to kill me?”
  4. “I didn’t do it.”
  5. “I miss that Earth smell.”
  6. “It’s…hard work guarding a whole galaxy.”
  7. “Let’s go. Dance off. Right now.”
  8. “Nice.”
  9. “People call me Star-Lord! …I’m being serious. Some people call me that…”
  10. “That’s cool, man.”
  11. “That’s my jam. ”
  12. “Where’s my headphones? Oh! On my head.”
  13. “You can trust me—almost all of the time!”
  14. “You gotta feel the music.”


  1. “Don’t give up.”
  2. “Has anyone seen Thor?”
  3. “I fear no one.”
  4. “I refuse to lose.”
  5. “I’m proud to fight by your side.”
  6. “Keep fighting.”
  7. “Let’s fight!”
  8. “Midgard is strange.”
  9. “When’s the next battle?”
  10. “You’d be a fool to fight me.”

Spider-Gwen - Gwen Stacy

  1. “Cool.”
  2. “How come you don’t return my texts?”
  3. “I might be a zillion miles from home, but I’m still in charge.”
  4. “I try not to think about the whole ‘alt. universe’ thing.”
  5. “Let’s jam.”
  6. “Super-villains are lame.”
  7. “Ugh! Bluh, bluh, bluh.”
  8. “Wanna help me put up some flyers?”
  9. “We got this.”
  10. “Why is every universe filled with jerks?”
  11. “You’re no match for my tiger-style.”

Spider-Ham - Peter Porker

  1. “I can do anything a Spider-Ham can!”
  2. “I’m the Sporctacular Spider-Ham!”
  3. “It’s your friendly neighborhood Spider-Ham!”
  4. “Let’s eat!”
  5. “Oink, oink, losers!”
  6. “One pig knuckle sandwich, coming up!”
  7. “What’s a BLT?”
  8. “You act like you’ve never seen a pig with spider powers!

Spider-Man - Peter Parker

  1. "Can I interest you in a rogue’s gallery?”
  2. “Don’t move! This is going to be a perfect shot.”
  3. “Great. Just more typical Parker luck.”
  4. “Have no fear, Spidey is here!”
  5. “I need to check on Aunt May.”
  6. “I though Manhattan was crazy.”
  7. “If we’re being honest, I can only do some of the things a spider can.”
  8. “It’s easy being good when things are going good.”
  9. “It’s your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!”
  10. “My spider-sense is tingling.”
  11. “Say radioactive cheese!”
  12. “This place needs more skyscrapers.
  13. "Who are you calling itsy-bitsy?”
  14. “With great power comes great responsibility.”

Spider-Man - Miles Morales

  1. “Am I the only one with a curfew?”
  2. “Hmm, what would Peter Parker do?”
  3. “I thought my universe was weird…”
  4. “I wish my universe had a superhero school.”
  5. “I’m here to help!”
  6. “Just call me Spider-Man.”
  7. “Maybe I need more practice.”
  8. “Where do you go to get a burger around here?”
  9. “Where’s the phone? I have to check in with my mom.”
  10. “That’s insanely awesome!”
  11. “This is gonna be cool!”
  12. “You can call me 'Ultimate,’ I’m okay with that.”
  13. “You have to let me save you.
  14. "You look familiar… Do we know each other?”

Spider-Man 2009 - Miguel O'Hara

  1. “Don’t make me use my fangs.”
  2. “Far out!”
  3. “Let’s get it right this time?”
  4. “Let’s party like it’s 2099.”
  5. “Maybe he’s the Spider-Man of the past. Have you ever thought about that?”
  6. “Time is a flat circle.”
  7. “Time to glide.”
  8. [yawn] “Time travel really takes it out of you.”

Spider-Woman - Jessica Drew

  1. “Escaping from peril can be pretty tiring.”
  2. “Go ahead and doubt me…”
  3. “I fight, glide, climb walls, and speak eight languages. What do you do?”
  4. “I was climbing walls before it was cool.”
  5. “Let’s get moving.”
  6. “Pret-ty exciting, huh?”
  7. “Ticking me off can be…poisonous.”
  8. “Wait 'til you see what I do next!”
  9. “Who else can wall-crawl in heels?”
  10. “Who needs stairs?”
  11. “Who’s Spider-Man?”
  12. “Why does everyone still think I’m a double-agent!?”
  13. “You can trust me. Or can you? …I’m just kidding - you totally can.”
  14. “You don’t have to listen to me, but you should.”
  15. “You know you can’t resist me!”

Squirrel Girl - Doreen Green

  1. “I always win!”
  2. “I don’t like beating people up, but I’m good at it.”
  3. “I’m here to kick butts and eat nuts!”
  4. “I’m unbeatable!”
  5. “I see you lookin’ at my tail.”
  6. “Let’s go, Tippy-Toe!”
  7. “Squirrel Girl to the rescue!”
  8. “Squirrels are a girl’s best friend.”
  9. “Sure thing!”
And You Are? Part Two


And You Are?  (PART ONE)

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Part 2 of and you are?!?!

As asked, here is the second and last part to this imagine :)

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It had been seven months since Ashton had come home, how we have had to slowly piece his memories back together and it’s been difficult to endure. At times when we would go out with his friends he would be confused about how they knew more of my past than he did. On many nights we sat and talked until the sun came up, just to become more familiar once again, neither of us giving in.

Seven months of hospital visits to check on his progress, see how his memory has come back in small pieces, he can remember moments but not specific chunks of our relationship, but it’s better than having no one at all. Today we have to go back for the weekly visits to the hospital, these visits are draining for both of us. They make us sit and they do tests on Ashton’s memory, from the last thing he can remember and events in the world he missed out on and how the accident happened. He knows the story off by heart having it hammered into his memory now. He may not remember living through it but knows how it happened at least, he isn’t living in the complete dark.

A couple of weeks ago we had Ashton’s family stay with us since we couldn’t get back to his home, the doctors thought flying for such a long period of time would be damaging. Having his family here was difficult at times for sure, but mostly it seemed to relax him which is what is good to see. Seeing him bond with his siblings and help out his mum it makes me smile thinking of it all.

After the hospital visit we come back home, the usual run of events after a visit is to refresh ourselves then watch films all night and talk about anything that Ashton wants to know. It can range from my upbringing to how I learnt to drive or my first kiss. Things that he knew once like the back of his hand, but now it’s alien to him but it’s not his fault. If it wasn’t for him I wouldn’t be sat next to him today, brushing his golden curls out of his face, seeing those dimples form when he smiles to me or the fully amazed and interested look he has whenever I tell him something new.

To begin with when we got home initially I felt like I was walking on ice around him, he was kept in a wheelchair for a few weeks in case he caused anymore damage in his legs or was prone to falling which may have resulted in his head to become even worse. I would avoid him and sit upstairs in my study just to cry, he didn’t quite understand why or knew about how upset I would be, as he didn’t know me. For a while he didn’t talk a lot, he seemed like part of him was holding back every time we ate a meal or when we said good night. He admitted recently how scared he felt, that he was living with a stranger who was supposedly his fiancée and that this was his life. I always told him if it wasn’t for him I would understand but he remained persistent, eventually I joined him.

As we both walk in, hand in hand he goes and makes us a drink each. Some people think that the relationship isn’t normal, how I am trying to make him remember me, those people think I’m holding him back and that he should live his life now, not trying to remember everything that did happen. Ashton remains perfectly capable of everything he did before, playing the drums and singing with the guys, dancing terribly and naming every single Pokemon character. He now knows so much about me, it’s almost like everything was the way it used to be, almost.

As Ashton walks into the living room handing me a drink I give a small smile, he raises an eyebrow and sits down next to me, taking away my drink so he can hold me close. Four months ago he picked back up on my mood and how it can alter, this wasn’t something I had to explain it was just his own instinct. He knows how tough I find the sessions, reliving the night of the accident and he always holds me close, never wanting to let me go.

Neither of us say anything, we sit there in silence embracing each other, finding peace within the muted world. Sometimes he will say soothing words, or repeat an old story or tell me about something he remembered us doing once, it may only be a small glimpse of a memory but I usually fill him in on what he missed, we make it work.

Once we usually feel better and share stories I go up and refresh whilst Ashton orders something for dinner. We have a routine as the doctors told us that routines tend to be good and can help with the brains activity, so we came up with this routine of things at least on Tuesday’s.

“Ashton, I’m just going to have a shower!” I tell him as I see him pick up the phone, nodding to me.

When I reach the bedroom I take out my dressing gown and place it on our bed, I remove my necklace and place it down looking at it carefully. It was my engagement ring. As Ashton came home I kept the ring around my neck, rather than on my finger as it wasn’t something to show off now. It wasn’t a symbol of what we have, it’s a symbol of what we had instead, it’s something I want to hold close to my heart instead. I head for a relaxing shower and once I get out and dry my hair off I secure my dressing gown around myself and go to put my necklace back on, only to see it isn’t on the bed side table.

I begin to look around it and in the draws, trying to prevent myself from freaking out or breaking down. It’s around somewhere that’s a fact, maybe Ashton would know.

As I head down the stairs I rub my eyes, feeling tired and spreading black under my eyes even more so than it originally was. “Have you seen my necklace?” I ask letting out a yawn, not paying attention to where he was whilst I got some water.

Taking my glass and heading into the living room I see candles lit across the room, the tv on and Ashton sat on the sofa, an array of food and my favourite snacks nearly presented. “What’s the special occasion?” I ask surprised.

He looks nervous, but there’s no need to be. “Just wanted to treat you, you deserve it y/n.” He says walking towards me and kisses me softly.

As he pulls away I let out a chuckle, “Guess I feel a bit under dressed.” I motion to my dressing gown and my damp hair and make up under my eyes.

He twirls me around and then stops me, pulling me close to his chest. “You look beautiful to me whatever you wear or don’t wear, how ever you look.” He kisses the top of my head and I snuggle into his chest, smelling something different.

“Is that a new aftershave?” I jolt my head up to face him and he shyly nods, as if he was worried I hated it. “It smells great Ash,” I say winking to him and we settle down on the sofa, tucking into Chinese. “So what are we watching first?” I ask with a mouthful of noodles.

He chuckles at the sight and bites into some prawn toast. “Actually I found this film that I wanted you to see.” I raise an eyebrow with curiosity. “Remember when we showed each other films from when we were kids, of us singing or playing around?” I nodded remembering it well, Ash joked about how I looked cuter then and my singing voice has gotten worse with age, I joked about his hair mainly. He let out a soft chuckle at the vivid memory we shared, “Well the thing is I found one more.” He said and I put my food down and moved closer into his chest wrapping my arms around him, he placed an arm around my back instinctively.

As it began I could hear some commotion and some distinctive voices. “Ash why did you drag us here? I was playing Mario kart!” I knew that was Michael, the distinctive moaning regarding video games has never faltered.

“You know why dummy, now cheer up. I went to the effort to style my hair.” Luke said now visible pouting to the camera, I let out a giggle as Michael rolled his eyes.

“That took effort? I thought you just woke up ten minutes ago?” Calum spoke up and Luke went silent, his facial expression saying it all.

“You guys are such dorks.” I heard a voice behind the camera, looking to Ashton who smiled to me, pulling me closer to him. “So, what do you wanna say?” He asked the boys as they sat on a sofa which I recognised as the one we were sat on now.

“About what? Sleep? Life? Sex? Food? Be specific mate.” Michael spoke up and Calum hit him.

“You know what Mike, it’s important.” He mumbled to him and Michaels expression changed to one of joy.

“Ohhhhh that!” He exclaimed and I rolled my eyes, finding it so weird yet normal of Michael in terms of his behaviour.

“So, y/n?” Ashton said behind the camera and I could feel myself blush, turning to Ash who had his eyes focused on the camera.

“She’s almost as good as me at guitar.” Calum spoke up but laughed.

“Cal you’re crap at guitar.” Luke joked, and Calum shrugged his shoulders.

“Exactly.” I let out a laugh, thinking back to when I wanted to learn guitar but Luke gave up after half an hour whilst Calum watched.

“She is very good at looking after us, especially you.” Luke motioned to behind the camera, “She didn’t give in on you, that’s love right there.” I smiled, wishing I could thank Luke for the kind words.

The boys turned to Michael waiting for an answer. “I mean, she’s kinda cool I guess.” He shrugged his shoulders and there was a long pause. “Oh I’m just fucking with you.” He scoffed, “Y/n,” he pointed to the camera, “you make Ashton so so happy it’s crazy. You’d think after all that shit most people would be out of the door the first chance they got, but you, you stayed with him. I remember seeing you sat there for five days straight, in and out of his room and you barely spoke, you occasionally blinked or accepted coffee, but mainly you just wanted to be by his side so he didn’t feel alone. Even now after he couldn’t remember you you stuck to him, helped him remember. That is what love and commitment is, and I couldn’t be happier for the two of you.” He nodded signing off and I had tears in my eyes, amazed such kind words could come from Michael.

“Plus she has a great butt!” I heard Michael yell and the others agree as the screen went black.

I laughed at the comment and turned to Ashton, still incredibly confused. “They aren’t wrong you know.” He said looking to my butt, but I shook it off, wanting to see what was going to happen next.

The screen came back on and it was his family. His mum, and two younger siblings, on the same sofa. “Okay guys, gotta take this seriously.” I heard Ash breath in and out behind camera, trying to calm himself down.

“Ash be calm, y/n loves you with all her heart. You can do this, I raised you to be a gentleman.” His mum told him and I smiled, hearing him mutter behind the camera.

“Mum, you can start.” Ashton told his mum who readjusted herself on her seat and looked at the camera.

“Y/n, sweeetie. Since the first time we met I have always seen you as a part of the family, you are amazing with the kids and were so willing to get involved with every aspect of our family lives. When Ash toured you came to visit when you could, keep the kids company and joke around with them. After the accident you remained strong like I knew you could, I always told Ashton to find a woman who is capable of anything, and I think he found her.” She points to the camera and smiles.

Ashton pokes his head around and is very close to the screen pulling a stupid face. “She means you dummy.” I smile and look to Ash who is blushing like crazy. “Lauren? Do you want to go next?” Ashton disappeared behind the camera and she nodded happily.

“I thought a lot about having a sister when I grew up, what she would be like to play with or talk to about girly things.” She started, “Like I have mum but it’s not the same, Harry doesn’t understand and Ash is well,” She points to behind the camera, “He’s Ash.” She jokes. “But when Ash said he had a girlfriend I got nervous, when he was coming home and introduced us to you immediately I felt at ease. You were so friendly and were interested in me and what I cared about. You helped me with my homework when Ashton was away, we went shopping and baked cakes together.” She laughed and I let out a watery laugh now, “Y/n you’re the sister I always wished to have, now my dream is becoming a reality.” She finished holding onto her mums hand. Her mum kissed the top of her head, telling Lauren how well she did.

“Right, it’s all down to you Harry.” Ashton said and a thumbs up appeared in front of the lense.

“Okay, y/n. My brother means a lot to me, he was like our dad growing up. He cared for us when there wasn’t an additional figure to help. When the accident happened we broke down, mum practically fell apart and Lauren didn’t talk, that meant it was up to me, the man of the house to take control. I remember you helped me out a lot, you spoke to me when you could even though when we visited I could clearly see how damaged you were. I admire you y/n, and I am happy for you and Ashton, always will be.” He gave me a thumbs up and I wiped away a tear that fell.

“Thanks guys, you all did great.” Ash said behind the camera and the screen went black, I shifted in my seat as I wiped my eyes, wanting to try and seem like I was together for this.

Ashton now sat alone on our bed, he held his hands in front of him leaning on his thighs. He let out a sigh, and picked up a piece of paper that was next to him, muttering whatever he had written before putting it down and facing the camera once again. “To my beautiful, most caring and committed girlfriend y/n.” He started and let out a shaky breath. “You were my everything, and I’m so glad you still are. We went through hell, you went through hell watching me suffer in silence, I was told about how you didn’t leave my side and still managed to look after my family, my friends and even me when I didn’t know. I vividly remember waking up and seeing your face, God you were so beautiful, you were exhausted, crying but you looked perfect in your own way. When you told me you were with me, I wished I could’ve danced, but you didn’t see it. I didn’t want to let you go, I was desperate to know you again but a part of me was afraid you wouldn’t want to. I was scared to be alone again, I saw all the pictures and heard your laugh, I saw you cry and I’ve seen you dancing at 4 in the morning just because we couldn’t sleep. You looked after me in the best possible way and loved me through it all.” He paused and rubbed his face, I took the moment to hold back the sob I suppressed, rapidly wiping my eyes. “We’ve known each other for so long now, and I have had the pleasure to fall in love with you all over again, thank you y/n, I love you.” He smiles and gets up to turn the camera off, the screen goes black and the film ends.

Ashton removes his arm from me and we sit up, both of us seem to be in a bit of a state, he wipes my fresh tears and kisses me passionately, once we pull away, breathless he moves away from me, standing up.

“Y/n.” He holds his hand out for me to take and I accept, standing in front of him. “The day I woke up do you remember what day it was?” He asked and I nodded.

“It was our wedding day.” I told him, once I would have burst into tears thinking about it, but now I am thankful that Ashton is alive, my wedding day was the last thing I thought of when we were sat in that hospital room.

He took my hands into his, “I know how prepared we were to be husband and wife, how by now we would’ve hoped to have moved or planned to move somewhere else in the country, planned on having kids whilst I did a few more tours with the guys. In a few years coming home to the smell of cakes and cookies for the kids, seeing our children aspiring to be what ever they want to be. Having our families visit for the holidays, being one big unit.” I imagined it all so clearly, it seemed like so much pressure placed upon that one day, the day we should’ve had that pressure placed on us was the day some of the pressure was lifted off of mine. “Thing is y/n, I love you, I love you so much it hurts me at times. When I woke up part of me knew I loved you and that I would never stop.” He moved away and went down onto one knee, I brought my hands up to my mouth in shock, now trying to stop myself from crying anymore. “I may have lost three years of our lives together, but I don’t want to miss anymore.” He pulled out from his pocket my necklace with my engagement ring on it, he chuckled as I raised my eyebrows. “Yeah, I took it whilst you were in the shower.” He joked, easing the nerves we both felt. “So y/n y/m/n y/s/n, will you do the honours of being my wife?” He asked looking up at me with that same look in his eyes of aspiration.

Before I could even speak I was on my knees and crashed my lips onto his, kissing him deeply and passionately. As I abruptly pulled away, panting and catching my breath I nodded. “Yes Ash, yes a hundred times over.” I giggled as he removed the chain from the necklace and placed the ring back onto my finger.

“I love you so much.” He pulled my into a hug.

“I love you too Ash, forever.” I let tears of happiness fall down my face as I smiled brightly.

“Never again will I forget you.”

hamilton sentence starters!!

ahhh, yet another sentence starter list!! i love doing these and i thought why not do one with my favorite musical at the moment, Hamilton?? it has one of the best soundtracks i’ve ever heard and it’s just a great play okokok. also I KNOW IT’S SO LONG THERE’S 200+ DON’T HATE ME, IM SO SORRY. I HATE MYSELF TOO LMAO!! i just couldn’t decide which ones to take out to make it shorter. 

one more thing: if you’re going to request from list, please specify if you’d like it to be fluff, angst, or smut (or even all three) and if you have a plot in mind, feel free to specify that too!! you can also add prompts into your requests from here and here !!

  1. ❝the world’s gonna know your name.❞
  2. ❝there’s a million things I haven’t done.❞
  3. ❝you gotta fend for yourself❞
  4. ❝he/she would’ve been dead or destitute.❞
  5. ❝in new york you can be a new man.❞
  6. ❝you could never back down.❞
  7. ❝you never learned to take your time.❞
  8. ❝will they know what you over came?❞
  9. ❝we fought with him.❞
  10. ❝i loved him.❞
  11. ❝i’m the damn fool the shot him.❞
  12. ❝pardon me, are you [name]❞ ❝that depends who’s asking?❞
  13. ❝i have been looking for you.❞
  14. ❝i’m getting nervous.❞
  15. ❝i may have punched him. it’s a blur.❞
  16. ❝he looked at me like i was stupid; i’m not stupid.❞
  17. ❝then we can prove that we’re worth more than anyone bargained for!❞
  18. ❝can i buy you a drink?❞
  19. ❝that would be nice❞
  20. ❝while we’re talking let me offer you some free advice. talk less. smile more.❞
  21. ❝don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for.❞
  22. ❝you can’t be serious.❞
  23. ❝you want to get ahead?”❞
  24. ❝fools who run their mouth off, wind up dead.❞
  25. ❝two pints of sam adams but i’m working on three.❞
  26. ❝oui oui, mon ami!❞ [yes, my friend]
  27. ❝bon soir!❞ [good evening]
  28. ❝casse toi.❞ [go away]
  29. ❝who is the best? c'est moi!❞ [it’s me]
  30. ❝good luck with that.❞
  31. ❝if you stand for nothing, what will you fall for?❞
  32. ❝who are you?❞
  33. ❝who is this?❞
  34. ❝what’s he gonna do?❞
  35. ❝i’m not throwing away my shot!❞
  36. ❝the problem is i got a lot of brains.❞
  37. ❝i’m only nineteen but my mind is older.❞
  38. ❝i have learned to manage.❞
  39. ❝don’t me shocked when your history books mentions me.❞
  40. ❝i will lay down my life if it sets us free.❞
  41. ❝when i fight, i make the other side panicky❞
  42. ❝i’m a tailor’s apprentice.❞
  43. ❝i know it’s my chance to socially advance instead of sewing some pants.❞ 
  44. ❝but we’ll never be truly free❞ 
  45. ❝you and i. do or die.❞
  46. ❝geniuses, lower your voices.❞
  47. ❝i’m with you but the situation is fraught.❞
  48. ❝oh, am i talking too loud?❞
  49. ❝sometimes i get over excited.❞
  50. ❝i’ve never had a group of friends before.❞
  51. ❝i’ll make y’all proud!❞
  52. ❝i imagine death so much, it feels more like a memory.❞
  53. ❝we have to make this moment last.❞
  54. ❝when our children tell our story, they’ll tell the story of tonight❞
  55. ❝let’s have another round!❞
  56. ❝raise a glass to the four of us!❞
  57. ❝tomorrow they’ll be more of us!❞
  58. ❝daddy doesn’t need to know.❞
  59. ❝like i said, you’re free to go.❞
  60. ❝remind me what we’re look for.❞ ❝she’s/he’s looking for me!❞
  61. ❝your perfume smells like your daddy’s got money.❞
  62. ❝[name] you disgust me.❞ ❝oh, so you’ve discussed me?❞
  63. ❝some men say that i’m intense or i’m insane.❞
  64. ❝i’ll compel him to include women in the sequel.❞
  65. ❝look around at how lucky were to be alive right now!❞
  66. ❝they’re playing a dangerous game.❞
  67. ❝it’s hard to listen to you with a straight face.❞
  68. ❝my dog speaks more eloquently!❞
  69. ❝if you repeat yourself again i’m gonna scream!❞
  70. ❝why so sad?❞
  71. ❝now you’re making me mad!❞
  72. ❝don’t change the subject.❞
  73. ❝and i’ll love you till my dying days.❞
  74. ❝so don’t throw away this thing we had.❞
  75. ❝we got to stop them!❞
  76. ❝i think i could be of some assistance..❞
  77. ❝[name] have you met [name]?❞ ❝yes, we keep meeting!❞
  78. ❝[name], close the door on your way out.❞ 
  79. ❝i called you in her because our odds are beyond scary.❞ 
  80. ❝why’re you upset?❞ ❝i’m not.❞ 
  81. ❝it’s alright, you want to fight. you’ve got a hunger, i was just like you when i was younger.❞
  82. ❝dying is easy, living is harder.❞
  83. ❝why are you telling me this?❞
  84. ❝i’m being honest.❞
  85. ❝i have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight.❞
  86. ❝where are you taking me?❞
  87. ❝i’m about to change your life.❞
  88. ❝well, by all means, lead the way.❞
  89. ❝my life gets better every letter that you write me.❞
  90. ❝there’s nothing your mind can’t do.❞
  91. ❝we’re through.❞
  92. ❝be true.❞
  93. ❝and as long as i’m alive, [name], my love for you is never in doubt.❞
  94. ❝i’ll never forget the first time a saw your face.❞
  95. ❝i have never been the same❞
  96. ❝he’s a bit of a flirt but i’ll give him a chance.❞
  97. ❝if [name] can get married, there’s hope for our ass after all!❞
  98. ❝i came to say congratulations.❞
  99. ❝you are the worst.❞
  100. ❝i heard you got special someone on the side.❞ 
  101. ❝what are you trying to hide?❞ 
  102. ❝i should go.❞ 
  103. ❝leave us alone.❞ 
  104. ❝he’s/she’s married.❞ 
  105. ❝oh shit..❞ 
  106. ❝i will never understand you.❞ 
  107. ❝if you love this woman/man go get her/him!❞ 
  108. ❝what are you waiting for?❞ 
  109. ❝i’m keeping the bed warm while his/her wife/husband is away.❞ 
  110. ❝i’m willing to wait for it.❞ 
  111. ❝stay alive..❞ 
  112. ❝raise a glass!❞ 
  113. ❝he’s/she’s not the choice i would’ve gone with.❞ 
  114. ❝what are you doing, [name]? get back on your feet?❞ 
  115. ❝there’s so many of them!❞ 
  116. ❝i’m sorry is this not your speed?❞ 
  117. ❝[name], you’re the closet friend i’ve got.❞ 
  118. ❝[name], do not throw away your shot.❞ 
  119. ❝this should be fun.❞ 
  120. ❝these people take your name and they rake it through the mud!❞ ❝my name’s been through a lot i can take it.❞
  121. ❝you could die and we need you alive. I need you alive!❞ 
  122. ❝go home, [name].❞
  123. ❝how long have you known?❞ 
  124. ❝you should’ve told me.❞
  125. ❝you deserve a chance to meet your son.❞ 
  126. ❝i relish being your wife.❞ 
  127. ❝look at where you are. look at where you started.❞ 
  128. ❝the fact that you’re alive is a miracle.❞
  129. ❝if this child has a fraction of your smile, or a fragment of your mind, look out world!❞ 
  130. ❝i don’t pretend to know the challenges your facing.❞ 
  131. ❝i’m not afraid, i know who i married.❞ 
  132. ❝i witnessed their deaths first hand.❞ 
  133. ❝i made every mistake.❞ 
  134. ❝even know i lie awake.❞  
  135. ❝i know that we can win.❞ 
  136. ❝i know greatness lie in you.❞ 
  137. ❝see you on the other side❞ 
  138. ❝’til we meet again.❞
  139.  ❝and just like that, it’s over.❞ 
  140. ❝you’re on your own❞ 
  141. ❝awesome. wow.❞ 
  142. ❝domestic life was never quite my style.❞ 
  143. ❝when you smile, you knock me out.❞ 
  144. ❝you outshine the morning sun.❞ 
  145. ❝i’ll do what ever it takes.❞ 
  146. ❝you ready for more yet?❞ 
  147. ❝what’d i miss?❞ 
  148. ❝i can’t believe that we’re free.❞ 
  149. ❝where’ve you been❞ 
  150. ❝we fought for these ideals, we shouldn’t settle for less.❞ 
  151. ❝you wanna pull yourself together?❞
  152. ❝do you have to live an ocean away?❞
  153. ❝take a break.❞
  154. ❝hey, our kid is pretty great❞
  155. ❝runaway with me for the summer.❞
  156. ❝i came all this way..❞
  157. ❝i haven’t slept in a week.❞
  158. ❝i don’t know where to go.❞
  159. ❝i came here all alone.❞
  160. ❝how could you?❞
  161. ❝please don’t go!❞
  162. ❝was this all a setup?❞
  163. ❝stop crying!❞
  164. ❝goddammit, get up!❞
  165. ❝i didn’t know any better!❞
  166. ❝nobody needs to know.❞
  167. ❝i thought you were my friend!❞
  168. ❝let’s take a break tonight.❞
  169. ❝why do you have to say goodbye?❞
  170. ❝i wasn’t aware that was something a person could do.❞
  171. ❝i’m perplexed.❞
  172. ❝that poor man they’re going to eat him alive.❞
  173. ❝they will tear each other into pieces.❞
  174. ❝[name] can’t help you now.❞
  175. ❝[name] is out of control!❞
  176. ❝this is great!❞
  177. ❝you have nothing.❞
  178. ❝i don’t have to tell you anything.❞
  179. ❝is that a yes?❞ ❝um, yes.❞
  180. ❝i couldn’t seem to die.❞
  181. ❝i was twelve when my mother died.❞
  182. ❝that’s one last thing to worry about.❞
  183. ❝i came as soon as i heard.❞
  184. ❝thank god, someone who understands what i’m struggling to do.❞
  185. ❝i’m not here for you.❞
  186. ❝i love [name] more than anything in this life!❞
  187. ❝i will choose her/his happiness over mine every time!❞ 
  188. ❝god, i hope you’re satisfied.❞
  189. ❝i saved every letter you wrote me.❞
  190. ❝i though you were mine.❞
  191. ❝you brought this girl/boy into our bed!❞
  192. ❝i’m erasing myself from the narrative.❞
  193. ❝you have torn it all apart.❞
  194. ❝you forfeit the rights to my heart.❞
  195. ❝now i’m left with only the memories of when you were mine.❞
  196. ❝i gotta be my own man/woman, like me father/mother, but bolder.❞
  197. ❝i can’t do that, i’m making my father/mother proud.❞ 
  198. ❝god, you’re a fox!❞
  199. ❝how about when i get back, we all strip down to our socks?❞
  200. ❝i came to ask you for advice.❞ 
  201. ❝they don’t exactly cover this subject in school.❞
  202. ❝promise me.❞
  203. ❝okay, i promise.❞
  204. ❝they brought him in a half an hour ago. he/she lost a lot of blood on the way over.❞
  205. ❝is he/she alive?❞
  206. ❝can i see him/her please?❞
  207. ❝is he/she breathing? is he/she going to survive this?❞
  208. ❝who did this?❞
  209. ❝[name] did you know?❞
  210. ❝i’m so sorry for forgetting what you taught me.❞ 
  211. ❝you would put your hands on mine.❞
  212. ❝shh. i know, i know.❞
  213. ❝the moments when you’re in too deep, it feels easier to just swim down.❞
  214. ❝you would like it uptown, it’s quiet.❞ 
  215. ❝just let me stay here by your side.❞
  216. ❝i can’t believe we’re here with him.❞ 
  217. ❝you could grab a beer with him.❞
  218. ❝honestly, it’s kind of draining.❞
  219. ❝no, i’m chasing what i want.❞
  220. ❝i learned that from you.❞
  221. ❝i am not the reason no one trusts you.❞
  222. ❝i don’t want to fight but i won’t apologize for what’s right.❞
  223. ❝i stand by what i said, every bit of it.❞
  224. ❝it’s what i do.❞
  225. ❝i can’t apologize because it’s true.❞
  226. ❝you’re on!❞
  227. ❝[name], come back to sleep.❞
  228. ❝i have an early meeting out of town.❞
  229. ❝i’ll be back before you know i’m gone.❞
  230. ❝you’d better hide.❞
  231. ❝he may have been the first to die but i’m the one who paid for it.❞
  232. ❝i was too young and blind to see.❞
  233. ❝i hate to admit it, but he doesn’t get enough credit.❞
  234. ❝i stop wasting time on tears.❞
  235. ❝in their eyes i see you, [name], i see you every time.❞
  236. ❝i can’t to see you wait again.❞
(Don’t) Hop on my Back

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Paring: Eren/Levi

Summary: Based off the AU: I mistook you for my best friend and jumped on your back in public and now I’m embarrassed.

Eren never said he had perfect vision. (Eren’s text name is based off of this video starting at 1:45)

For Ereri Week Day 7: Soumates

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Eren never said he had perfect vision.

To be completely honest he was a step below being called legally blind, so looking back on the incident, it wasn’t entirely because he was texting Armin about snemes (snail memes).

What also didn’t help was Mikasa decided that her long hair, which was then reaching the middle of her chest, was making her become unbearably hot and since it was the beginning of summer she might as well cut it off into a bob-styled haircut.

Long story short; this lead up to Eren being slammed to the ground by the not-so-Mikasa-person.

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Song Lyric Starters {Part 1}
  • "I am affected by you."
  • "I know I really shouldn't stay."
  • "I'm not the one that's going to save you."
  • "I'm just another girl you know."
  • "There's a road that I've traveled to get where I am."
  • "And, I'm sorry if I didn't say it enough."
  • "I was bold, I was brave."
  • "I was foolish to go."
  • "No one is telling me!"
  • "You just wont talk to me."
  • "Tell me what all this is for."
  • "And I’ve gotten so good at not falling apart."
  • "You should have stayed."
  • "I should have kissed you."
  • "And I won't sit here, feeling sorry for myself."
  • "Sometimes you find love with someone whose busy loving someone else."
  • "You should have said, its always been you."
  • "Did I have a chance?"
  • "I was blind but I see you now."
  • "I got heart you got class, we got style."
  • "I took a bottle for a road."
  • "I regret not staying up that night..."
  • "Think about the way it could have been."
  • "I'm sorry that I wouldn't let you in."
  • "Do you wanna kiss me?"
  • "When you're here you know it makes me better."
  • "No rush we can take it slow."
  • "We're a home but this is just a house."
  • "And I am angry cause I am restless and I am flawed."
  • "She'll make you a beautiful wife."
  • "You seem to forget all the games I play."
  • "Candy-coated alibis for where you go and who you see."
  • "But does she know your heart belongs to me?"
  • "Somewhere in between these hotel sheets is something I miss heard or you mis-said."
  • "Maybe I misread."
  • "I don't break...But I could use a break."
  • "Perfect time to finally let me know that you have a girlfriend..."
  • "Don't forget that we're not telling anyone."
  • "No matter how hard I try, I can’t escape that gaze tonight."
  • "I’m hypnotized by the way she moves."
  • "And I’ve been catching myself thinking of it."
  • "She’ll make you believe anything she wants."
  • "And I've been waiting, waiting, waiting for you."
  • "I wish the music would carry me away."
  • "Could I be so cavalier?"
  • "You know the lyrics and I know the melody."
  • "I don't have to wonder if you feel the same 'cause I know that you do."
  • "You know it's taken my pride and now I'm frantic inside."
  • "Cause I just need the real you."
  • "They say love can make you blind."
  • "You had me wrapped around your pinky finger."
  • "I was never the first pick."
  • "I don't wanna be the next best thing."
  • "I ain't gonna be your safety net."
  • "This waiting game is getting old."
  • "Just lying in the dark."
  • "Now it feels like my walls are melting down."
  • "Who knew that letting go, would make me so complete?"
  • "Somehow you're burning away my doubt."
  • "Are we just friends tonight?"
  • "Can't figure out exactly how we stand."
  • "Are we off, are we on?"
  • "Is that it, is there more?"
  • "Not enough, or too far?"
  • "It's okay if the choice is scaring ya."
  • "It's time to decide."
  • "'Cause if we find a single diamond in the rough then it's worth it."
  • "I don't care how much it hurts...It is worth it."
  • "Once again we are standing at the hardest part."
  • "I know we said 'let's be naive'."
The problem with the PowerPuff girls Reboot.

I really didn’t want to make a post on this but the show manage to get a lot worst after watching only two episode and I thought they are least decent! 

I’m the Animewolfgamer and today I’m going to say what I think of the new PPG show and spoilers…I don’t think its really good. In fact its pretty much close to teen titans go level of bad and what do I mean by that? Well first let me get you in on what has been happening recently. You see a lot of fans from the old show has started to go on a riot ever since CN announce a reboot to be coming. 

Just by that image along, it cause so many to loose there shit and to make fans go crazy, they didn’t got all the original people who worked on it. Hell they even gave the voices back to Tara strong and the other two. So ya, not many people weren’t excited about it. But like every sane person we have to wait till it comes out before we judge it. Now that we have…most of us are pretty much agreeing that its not as good as the original. In fact most of us wonder what happen within the production of this show as a lot of obvious fails has happen threw out this series. Lets start with the obvious one and that is the animation. 

Just by one look, you can tell something is wrong here. The animation is so low budget that it kinda rival Johnny test in that regard. There are so many animation errors that you can easily make a drinking game on it but I wouldn’t recommend it because you’re gonna probably die of alcohol poisoning after the 20th error. Here is the major problem of this animation style. They are using the same exact style of animation from the original show only that they updated everything to fit in with in the modern age. Here is the problem, the style doesn’t work anymore and even then, it only looked as good because back then, technology is very limited. Its not to say the original show had no errors because it does have its fair share of it.

 But it happens for less because of quality control! Another problem is how the art style goes against what the show is doing. I said this before that updating a style like this wouldn’t work but when you do completely new thing to this style, the results will be disastrous! 

All these errors are left in without any touch up and you wanna know how that came to be? The storyboards. Now within almost every cartoon that want a focus quality, you have to lay out the scenes and plan ahead. However this show doesn’t do that! Well Sorta as it turns out that the storyboard guys have talent. It’s the fucking animation that prevents them from being any great. 

In this one, we see that the bull actually having character to his movement and expression. But when they animate him, they remove all that. I think the issue comes when the style of animation being that its a update, it didn’t allow them to match them up. This happens threw out the series as every character in this show including the girls never get any expressive traits to make them stand out with the exceptions of memes.

Yes they fucking did this and its the wrong meme to do it. This is a primary example of animators going against a story board. Not to say I would like the meme to be in this show but at least give the correct one! When the two teams cannot see on what to draw or to know what the character are feeling, this is the results. But that is not the worst that this could offer as we just gone threw the surface of this. 

The voice acting for this show is pretty hit or miss but mostly its a huge miss. Now I’m not gonna say that I’m mad they didn’t got the original cast despite having the original from most characters back on board. Even then, Tara and the others did not do a good job presenting there case on it. Now opinion on the new cast has been pretty OK but Natalie who voice Buttercup is really annoying only because it has a hard time deciding on whether a tough girl voice or a soft tomboy. This is so noticeable threw out the show’s life span. But that is just the surface of it as almost all the voice acting here has lots of stutters and lack of emotion. I swear most of the lines they sound not nearly as invested and the only ones that does are the girls as they seem to be trying their hardest. I think that might have something to do with the animation not letting any expression. Voice actors need visual cues and a good director to avoid stale lines like this! But this also leads in to another problem and its a major one compare to the next point I’ll make on this and that is the story and plot lines this show has. 

Oh man the stories and plot lines of this show. OK now when i first saw the two episode, I thought it wasn’t bad. In fact I thought it was Ok but it does have some problems. But however these problems soon became worst and worst when it keeps on going. I will say that I’m glad it didn’t became so action heavy because that would also not work for the girls. Instead they decided to lesson the action and focus on the slice of life and comedy element only. Now I would of been all go for it if it wasn’t for the fact that the comedy wasn’t funny and the plot lines are just as stale and cliche as you get without any variation on it. First off they are using so many memes in this show. I’m not joking that this is there most relied source of Comedy. The meme generator, the meme faces, twerking, and the lowest of comedy that you can think of. There is no clever wit to it and I wouldn’t mind if the comedy is above average for this show as I would welcome it then this! This is the main drive to this show and yet they continue to fail at it with every episode passing by. I honestly am wanting the action to take over as it would of been much better but we only get some so little by little and there isn’t a balance anymore. But when we do get action, the girls are a lot weaker then the original. I mean Bubbles break a bone so easily and I’m like very confuse on that. The characters that are so well love are no longer able to hold most of these plots and became the biggest problem as the characters don’t work in these type of situations. The show seems to be taking the girly parts only without bringing the good parts of them subversive in the first place. Every episode seems to play on these tropes but then lets these tropes take over the episode without giving any new look on them. Its feminism only they focus on the very terrible parts of it. I may agree that modern feminism is not great compare to the past, but I would like it if they do not use that as there main focus on morals. Now I don’t count morals to be an end all but this show really does a poor job at it. One of the best example is the Unicorn episode. This episode is about how Transgender deal with acceptance on what they are despite being something else. The moral is botch up a lot here and not to mention that it ended up making it trans phobic. In fact this show has a lot of guys in dresses jokes and every time they failed at making them funny which again makes them trans phobic. Look I don’t have a problem of cartoons making fun of this as humor is subjective and you have every right to mock anything but these jokes don’t have anything to stand out and its been done like a millions of times. Now I know people will be saying I’m taking this too deeply, well this brings up to my to next point and that is the creators words on what they have said in interviews. 

What you are seeing is the words from the creators mouths. They said it out right that this episode is about transgenders. Since this came out, everybody got angry about it. I’m not kidding that both the SJW and the Anti-SJW went nuts and told the creators they failed on doing that. I may only know a few things about transgenders but even I can say that they didn’t do a good job at it. The creators are too focus on giving these kind of messages that they didn’t focus on telling a good story before doing so. Say what you want about Brother hooves social, that episode gives a much better representative and not to mention the scene where they out right stated that. The writing in this show never was improving as it continue airing and I feel like the writers never had any faith or didn’t try because this is gonna earn them money on toys. But I think what makes final nail on the coffin is dropping Ms. Bellum in the reboot. 

Ok…Now I am going to sum up why this is just a terrible choice. You see Ms. Bellum is honestly the best representation of a beautiful and smart women on the show. This part of the article not only insults those kind of people, but it shows that these people do not know what make the original any good. Look I know that Bellum is not safe from rule 34 and how most see her as just eye candy but she is not just that. She is a strong women who know how to run the town and able to give the best advice to the girls. In fact she is the mother that the girls never had. So you can imagine the amount of anger I had when they remove her because she is offensive to female viewers. Before you ask, yes I have seen the episode on how they address why she is not there. Honestly its OK but still kinda shows a obvious problem. Now let me say something very important to close this off. You see women always have these problem when portray in media. I get the issue since I saw how badly this can get. But When a women is not allowed to be sexy, smart, and feminine all in the same time, you are giving a mix message to girls. I’m very tired of people saying you have to sacrifice one for the other and this is a prime example of it. 

So I hope you guys understand why I didn’t like the reboot. Now if you like it that is fine. You manage to enjoy something I don’t. Also don’t worry guys as this is the only time I will talk about this because like Teen titans go, I will ignore it and not give a single view. But if there is one thing I worry about, it might make an episode to address the criticism it’s getting from old fans. Its gonna happen knowing how the creators inserted themselves instead of cartooning themselves. But I’m not gonna respond to it as I’m am done and its back to watching cartoons that deserves my views. 

This is Animewolfgamer and I hope the next day will be even better. 

soulsans-deactivated20170128  asked:

can u do a step by step on how to draw us sans and papy and the cute little face too? i want to know how to pleas.... i wanna learn more art styles :3 i jest love drawing so much

alright. lets do this shit

so first. you just plan out what you want to draw. like screw looking at skelly anatomy. we’re too lazy for dat.

k so after you draw this…”thing”.. you start doing the lining. i use this pen setting. fav pen. 100 100

k so after you do the thing. just start  to outline papy becuz idk., i always start with him first for no reason.

then you give him a face becuz he’;s not slender man.

then draw the smol

oh. if you want dem guide lines then you do dis

draw the sansy face. 

then draw the pap

ohshit. wrong one. 

after they’re ready to m,ingle. we go bak to the drawin. so you drwa the sansy face adn the papoorus’s neck 

then fcu karound wit hthe bosy

then you coloru theik whole thignk in

and play osu for 4 hours.

omg. im way too tired for this

OKAY. what you should learn from this is DONT DRAW LIKE ME! 

everybody’s unique in their own way which is the reason why we all have different style. their intention is to influence/motivate your style as you continue your journey of becoming a great artist. well practically you’re already one since YOU HAVE’NT GIVEN UP ON DRAWING YET! THAT’S PRO SHIT RIGHT THERE! 

Drawing is much more exciting when you’re trying to improve your style constantly rather than trying to imitate others. This way, when you look back at your old drawings, you’ll feel a little bit proud since you’ve improved/changed overtime. phase. you’re going through a phase harry.

(in my case, it makes me wonder why i kept on drawing)

I already check out some of your artwork and i dont think you need a step by step tutorial. your art is already amazing itself, there’s no need for you to start over. step by step tutorials isn’t that necessary when you already know the structure of that object/character. I wasn’t planning on replying to this ask because there’s no wrong way to draw US sans and papy. idk just experiment. 

the reason why i responded to this ask is because i just wanted to use that “instruction unclear meme” 

dont expect actual tutorials from this blog.