just try to not fall for this dude just try

little things about the Dear Evan Hansen cast album

- evan’s “oh… ://// good… :////” in the opening

- the perfect teenage logic of connor’s (not word-for-word) “oh you don’t want me to go to school high, then i won’t go, glad we agree *leaves*”

- heidi and cynthia’s harmonies yas 

- okay but waving through a window is actually v sad especially when you know the storyline and it’s messing me up and ?

- the transition from “do you ever really crash or even make a sound” to “did I even make a sound” like!!!!

- the musical silence from “will i ever make a sound” to when the chorus starts again LoUDLy

- ben’s VibRaTooOOoOoOoOoO

- “i’m on the ground, my arm goes numb.” pause. “and i see him come to get me.”

- the desperation in evan’s voice when he repeats “he’s come to get me” like babe no

- evan calling connor “buddie” pls my heart can’t take this

- the implications of evan, when creating connor in his head, immediately imagined that connor had helped him after falling from the tree like frick

- “Why would you write that?” “I’m just trying to tell the truth” i love you jared

- jared’s sarcasm, “ s m oking d r u gs?”, “KINKY!”, “very specific”

- evan calling connor “dude” lol bro nice try

- even when evan and connor specifically do their “no homo” it’s still very gay 

- HEY HEY HEY HEY ***harmonies****

- cynthia can i hang out with you pls thx

- “that YoUUUU ARe NOt the MONSTER that I knewwww”

- the vibrato on the word “he” like

- ben’s voice so seamlessly transitions from low to high it’s

- “i’m just trying to remember the best ones” too precious

- “you looked really pretty–er–uh–*cough*–um–ah–it looked pretty cool”

- the progressions of the “I love you”s 

- mike’s voice is so pureeeee

- the little final whispered “disappear”

- the growth of YOU WILL BE FOUND to the full chorus just BLASTING their beautiful HARMONIES

- michael park is such a dad, i’m emotional

- can i fight evan’s actual father asap

- “you don’t have to be scared you’re not enough”

- BEN AND LAURA’s HARmonIEs Just!!!!!

- how quickly evan responds, like he’s just so excited, these two

- the hand-drums during “only us” yes 

- ANGRY HEIDI

- g u i t a r “I’m SORRY that I’m NOt EnouGH, THANk GOd They RESCuED You” like fuq let it out heidi

- alana and jared’s harmonies!!!!! their voices are so pretty!!! and strong!!!! petition for an alana and jared musical 

- how quietly ben starts until he’s absolutely BELTING “I gotta find a way to STOP it STop IT just let me OOOOOOOOOUt”

- someone nominate Rachel Bay Jones for a Tony

-ben’s breathing in “words fail” someone help him

- the throwback to “waving through a window” i’m not crying you’re crying

- actually now we’re both crying

- who the fuck approved evan going off his meds like dr. sherman wtf

- how ben emphasizes certain words and it’s so painful i can’t talk about it this song is just so–too-i

- “would they like what they saw…or would they hate it…too” 

- i cri

- hope at the end but i’m still crying

please write more lgbt characters in books that aren’t specifically about sexuality (although we need more of those, too).

i just want to be able to pick up a book and see two girls falling in love while trying to battle a corrupt government, while trying to defeat this one evil dude, while time travelling. i don’t want ‘lgbt’ to be a genre of its own, you know? i want genre books with main characters who just happen to be lgbt. i want this so much. 

imagine that lena asks kara to go to the gym with here–because she’s seen (ogled) karas muscles, clearly the girl works out and she’s a busy ceo but wants to spend time w her friend but there’s only so many hours in the day, so multi tasking (and she gets to see kara. in tight exercise clothes, flexing her muscles). and kara is a kind dork who says yes but there’s just one problem:

kara has never worked out a day in her life.

she has done 0 actual workouts she’s absolutely Useless at the gym all those muscles come from the sun or fighting against alex in the DEO sparring room and has no idea how much weight she SHOULD be lifting or how to work any of the machines or how to have good technique when doing some of these exercises.

she’s just Panicking and calls alex and alex is just like it can’t be too horrible lemme see you do a push-up and a crunch.

and then kara does. or she Tries and alex is like. shit. you look like a flailing magikarp fuck well ok i’m gonna teach you how to do these VERY BASIC ONES this is how a treadmill works you press this button and then this button STAY ON THAT

and when she meets lena at the gym and lena is kinda Dying like holy shit she didnt really realize how ripped kara is????? but holy shit and poor kara she also gets to see lena in tight exercise clothes and sweaty and she did not think this through and maybe kara does Try but she’s more than a little bit distracted by lena. and. well. some falling/clumsiness ensues.

but there’s this guy trying to lift way more weight than he should and he’s kinda trapped (you know that one where you’re laying down pressing the weight up and down i forget what they’re called) and he’s a p buff dude but he is Trapped and kara just jogs over and lifts it??? v easily??? like they don’t even see her muscles actually straining At All and everyone’s staring and kara’s ‘i work out’ line doesn’t really work because SO DOES EVERYONE THERE THEY WERE JUST LAUGHING AT HER A JUST LITTLE BIT FOR BEING SO WELL MUSCLED AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO WORK ANYTHING

poor alex she knew this was gonna end badly but hey at least lena got to see kara in shorts and a tank top so she’s calling that a win

How To Talk About Transphobia In Otherwise Delightful Anime/Videogames/Etc (lite version)

Does the treatment of gender-nonconfirming (especially trans feminine) folx in [INSERT MEDIA HERE] bother you, but you feel like you can’t criticize their depiction (or have been thwarted in the attempt) because someone pointed out the character doesn’t identify as trans or isn’t “technically” trans? 

INTRODUCING: Trans-misogyny. It’s a super helpful framework developed by Julia Serano (a prominent trans scholar whose book you should read).

Here’s a brief definition by her:

Serano’s overall point is that our culture that both marginalizes folx who don’t conform to their assigned gender and marginalizes women reserves a special conflux of hate for those who do both. And what’s especially interesting and useful for us here is that anyone, regardless of identity, who experiences transphobia by not conforming to their assigned gender and misogyny for behaving/performing/expressing themselves in feminine ways, can be a target of it. How you identify is part of it, but another big part of it is how culture devalues femininity itself, regardless of who it is found in. 

Guilty Gear’s Bridget, Dangan Ronpa’s Chihiro, Catherine’s Erica, Fire Emblem: Fate’s Foleo, for example, are identified as “really male” by their creators in one way or another, which is typically used for more or less bad faith arguments that trans criticism shouldn’t apply to them. It is, of course, a real danger to impose an outside conception of gender on someone, so it’s a legitimate argument in a certain way. 

Look at the treatment of these characters from the angle of trans-misogyny and you’ll see a very clear picture, however: 

there’s a lot of hyper-sexualization of these characters, ridicule of their femininity, disgust with their bodies or framing them as artificial or fake, and targeting them for their weakness because of their femininity. Not all of these apply to all of those characters, but at least one applies to each; don’t fall for trying to arguing that a character is trans, just look to see if if trans-misognyny applies.

Arguing the genders of fictional characters written by dudes with no conception of a real trans person’s experience gender will fall apart and misstep very badly because you’re trying to argue something that’s flawed at its very premise. If the author doesn’t think trans women are women, arguing by the in-universe logic of someone who thinks that is going to get you nowhere. Never fall into that trap in the first place!

This isn’t to say that those characters can’t be great characters who you like and/or identify with, just that their depictions reflect the trans-misognynistic culture we’re all subject too. The ways these characters are treated, but more important the ways that the works they are a part of depict femininity and transness, are specifically trans-misognyistic, no matter what the creators say about them or what your own personal idea of what their genders are. Look for how the work (and just as importantly, if you’re making fan works, you!) treats these characters and how they might be debased or fetishized.

If you’re not trans feminine (maybe you’re just trans, or just feminine) you can still use this framework to look at how devaluing of transness or femininity independently happens. A lot of action heroes who are women are also excepted to not be feminine in order to be badass, which should not be a requirement. And we can also see how, say, Persona 4′s depiction of Naoto is very hostile to the idea of transition and how that’s an issue regardless of that character’s identified gender—something we’ll never be able to tell from someone who is fiction and can’t self express.

I hope this was interesting and helpful! However, I definitely recommend reading an actual book rather than leaving your education at a Tumblr post, and Julia Serano’s book Whipping Girl goes into great detail!

someone: legend of the sword was terrible because it wasn’t historically accurate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m interested in history so this bothered me!!!!!! 

me, an intellectual & a historian: None of the arthurian legends have been historically accurate to the time they claim to be set in, including the OG legends

Where’d You Learn That? (c.h)

a/n: Calummmmm. okay now that that’s handled… Smut with Nerd!Calum. I’m listening to Lil Dicky right now… I don’t know why. There’s like a little bit of ddlg shit in here but it’s not a lot so if you don’t like it, still read it bc there’s not a lot haha

Y/N- Your Name

Y/F/N- Your Friend’s Name

“Wouldn’t you just love to know what’s in his pants? I mean honestly… How bad could it be?” Y/F/N asks me. 

I cringe, “Shut up! That’s something I could’ve gone my whole life without thinking about… He’s so nerdy like he probably doesn’t even know what else his dick could do but release waste.” Y/F/N slaps my arm as she laughs, causing me to laugh too.

I don’t even remember how we got on this topic… I think I was telling her about how I have this long project in AP History and how I was upset because we’re fucking high school seniors and we can’t even pick our own groups. Today we are supposed to get our partner and I’m dreading the class because it’s full of nerds, including Calum who is notorious for having the highest scores on every video game he ever played. We wouldn’t even be able to hold a conversation. 

And nothing against nerds it’s just that I have nothing in common with them so this project is going to be hell no matter what.

“Only five minutes until you have to walk to that class, Y/N. Are you ready?”

“I’m going to have to be, right?”


“Okay, class, settle down. Get into your assigned seats so that I know who everyone is and then I can assign you your project partner,” my history teacher shouts. We’ve been in this class for about five months and she still can’t remember our names unless we’re in the assigned seats she gave us.

My seat is next to this burnout named Zain (no shade… maybe [?]) who smells like weed everyday. As bad as he is I would still probably rather work with him than any other person in this classroom.

I look over at Calum as my teacher gives out partners to other people. The conversation from earlier subtly enters my mind and the more I think about it the more I believe that maybe Calum isn’t that bad in the sheets. Nothing he’s done has led me to believe that but just looking at him. His hair slightly falling in his face as he looks down, scribbling on his note paper, eyes clouded and focused. Imagining his eyes focused on something sexually kind of turns me on. 

But as soon as I’m lost in my thoughts, I’m snapped right back into reality by my teacher. “Y/N! Calum! You two are partners… You have the rubric I gave you yesterday and the topic you guys are going to work with is the Renaissance. Good luck!”

I begrudgingly look over at Calum who doesn’t look up for a second but immediately stops writing when the teacher stops speaking. I see his lips move but I can’t make out what he muttered. I grab my stuff and walk over to the empty seat in front of him.

I open my legs so I can face Calum though the chair is in the way, my legs fall on either side of the chair.

“Hey, Calum,” I whisper in an asking way, hoping to gain his attention.

“Um hey, Y/N,” he says, his eyes still not leaving the paper in front of him.

“So… The Renaissance… Do you know a lot about it or should we just wait to work on it at my place with a computer so we can look up facts?”

“The latter.”

“Well okay then… Give me your number so I can text it to you after school,” I say.

Calum pulls out his phone and hands it to me, so that I can put my number in.

That’s not really what I asked for but okay…

I type in my number and hand the phone back to him, our hands brush in the slightest way and Calum ferociously pulls his hand back.

I mutter an okay and turn around in the seat, putting my head down until I hear the bell for the next class.


It’s the end of the day and as I’m walking out of the school I remember that Y/F/N went home early so I don’t have a ride back. It’s a chilly but dry winter day so I figure walking home can’t be too bad. As I’m almost out of the student parking lot, I hear someone call my name. I turn around to find Calum in a white BMW, pulling up to me.

He throws his hand on top of his head, lacing his fingers through his fluffy-looking hair. “Do you need a ride home or something?” he asks timidly.

“I can walk but thank you…”

“Y/N, for fucks sake… Just get in the car,” Calum chuckles dryly. Caught off guard, I open the passenger door and fall into the seat. I didn’t even know Calum cursed… Or said sentences that had more than four words in them.

“Thanks,” I gulp. “Do you want to just go to your place so that we can do this project? I’m assuming you have a laptop…”

“And why is that, Y/N?”

“Because you’re known for playing video games… I mean I know there’s a lot of places to play them and PC is one of them so I just thought…”

“Yeah, okay. We can go to my place.”

So is he shy or not?

Ten minutes later we pull up to a contemporary apartment building, which aren’t hard to find around here but it isn’t usually where families choose to live.

“Who do you live with? If you don’t mind me asking…” I blurt out.

Calum laughs a little, “Myself. I live with myself.”

My eyes almost pop out of my head. I knew that he was old enough to live by himself, I would’ve just never thought of Calum to do so.

“Are you serious?”

“Pretty serious… Well I mean I have a pet turtle but technicalities,” he chuckles.

I laugh along with him as he puts the car into park.

We walk into the all white apartment building and get into the elevator which takes us five stories up. When we get to his apartment and Calum opens the door, my mouth instantly flies open. All around his plain white walls, Calum has posters of bands all the way from Nirvana to Pierce the Veil… Not a video game poster or station in sight. 

He probably has a whole room dedicated to his gaming side.

“Dude, what the fuck?” I laugh, throwing my bookbag onto the floor. I run over to his fuzzy white couch, which I didn’t even know was a thing until now, and fall onto it. “I’m not trying to be mean but since when was this your personality?”

“A while? I mean like I think I’ve been like this for a while now… I don’t know. That was a weird question, Y/N, and I’m trying not to take offense to it,” Calum laughs.

“I’m sorry,” I apologize. “I just mean like even in school today you were just so soft-spoken and you barely said anything to me and now I get here and you’re speaking to me more than your walls.”

“Well… Never mind.”

I stand up from the couch and walk over to this man that I just found is a book that’s glued shut. “What, Calum?”

“The reason I didn’t talk to you is because as soon as I found out we were partners, I started thinking about how we would get to come back to my place. And I just started imagining you in clothes that aren’t conservative, you know because we wouldn’t be in school. I started imagining your body in tight clothing and it kind of made me hard and there was nothing I could do about it at that time and I regret saying this completely…” Calum trails off and I stand in front of him with nothing to say.

“Calum, I–”

“I’m sorry… You probably feel so awkward now… I knew I shouldn’t have said anything… I’m just a nerd like I know you probably don’t even want me to be talking to you and you probably don’t even want to be in the same room as me now. I’m sor–”

I smash my lips against Calum’s soft ones. He grips my waist with his rather large hands, digging his fingers into my flesh. He kisses me back, hands leaving my sides and falling onto my ass. He squeezes the right cheek and smacks the left, causing me to gasp and moan into his mouth.

“Fuck,” he mutters, reattaching his lips to mine. His lips guide mine apart as he slips his tongue into my mouth, exploring every part of it. He uses his hands to get my legs wrapped around his torso as he carries me over to the couch, not breaking the kiss.

I never would’ve expected this roughness from Calum, someone known for being able to click a mouse for a computer 210 times in ten seconds. He moves his face to the crook of my neck, using his teeth to bite down on almost every exposed part of my neck. He licks over the marks he’s made.

“I’ve wanted to do this for the longest fucking time, Y/N. If anyone asks you who gave you these marks,” Calum points to them, “what are you going to tell them?”

“That you gave them to me, Calum,” I moan out for the sake of good sex… If I let it get that far.

Calum grabs my arms and pins them together above my head. “Not good enough, babygirl.”

Yeah… I’ll let it get that far.

He uses his teeth to bring up my shirt before reaching one hand down, the other holding my wrists together, and unclasping my bra. He brings his teeth to mark his territory once again, this time on my breasts. “Who gave them to you, babygirl?”

“You, daddy, you gave them to me.”

“Shit, you’re so fucking hot,” Calum groans, letting go of my wrists to focus fully on my boobs. “I’ve imagined these beauties for as long as I can remember.” He attaches his mouth to my left nipple, licking and biting it while his fingers play with the other. “I would just sit in my room and touch myself almost everyday, I would imagine seeing you look like this, completely overtaken by me, squirming under my touch.”

“Oh, Calum,” I moan. He shoots up, clicking his tongue and shaking his head. “Now, princess, I thought you caught on to what you should call me… A girl like you should know what happens when you don’t call daddy by the right name…”

“How many?”

“Only five, baby.”

Calum sits straight on the couch as I climb on top of his lap, my butt in the air. “Count with me, baby,” Calum demands as his hand lands harshly on me. We count up to five before he pets me and whispers for me to get up and lay back down the way I was before.

Calum tells me to pull of my pants and underwear before I lay down… I oblige.

He eyes my core before slipping his head in between my thighs. He kisses up and down my thighs before suddenly attacking my middle, causing me to scream out what he wants me to call him.

“That’s right, Y/N, let the whole city know who’s making you feel this good,” Calum groans before reattaching his lips to my heat, plunging his tongue into me. His tongue moves in and out of me as he reaches his hand up to play with my clit.

“Fuck, daddy,” I whimper.

Calum removes his lips from my core before slipping his pants off. He reaches into his pocket silently before I interrupt him and tell him I’m on the pill.

“You’re such a little slut aren’t you, baby? Just know that stops now because you’re mine, only mine,” Calum states before slamming his cock into me, hard. He rests his arms on the side of my body and speeds up. “You. Are. So. Fucking. Tight.” he blurts to the beat of his thrusts.

Calum brings his hand up to slap my breasts repeatedly. “You are so hot, baby. Don’t come until I tell you to, sweetheart.”

“Calum… I need to come.”

“Same time, Y/N. One… Two… Three!” Calum shouts as I clench my walls around him, coming onto his cock. His come squirts up into me and it’s the most beautiful sensation.

Calum slips out of me and falls next to me. He says something about how hot it is that his come is dripping out of me.

“Where did you even learn to do that?” I ask and giggle, completely spent.

“Baby, you’d be surprised how many gamer girls want to be fucked,” he laughs and I slightly laugh along with him.

I don’t know why that kind of gets to me… It’s not like we’re dating and I’ve surely slept with people as well but something about the words Calum said a few minutes ago made me feel like I was actually his…

I didn’t think it was something I would ever want but somehow at this moment I don’t want anything else but that.

“So all the things you just said–”

“Are true if you want them to be, Y/N,” Calum interrupts.

“I think I do want them to be true…”

“Well then we’ll work on that… After we work on this project, babygirl,” Calum smiles.

I smile back, “okay.”

We both stand, find our clothing, and start to get dressed. Calum says while putting on his pants, “Look at me… I’m so good in bed I have girls like you believing they want to be with me.” 

I playfully swat at his arm. “I do want to be with you.”

Calum grins, “Good.”

You know what sucks?

Falling in love with your best friend.

not for like “they’ll never love me back *cries*” reasons

but because you’re just trying to casually have a conversation with them

and your brain goes 

“it’d be great if we kissed right now” 

and you go

“buddy no for so many reasons starting with she lives in Australia and also dude i’m just trying to have a conversation about centaur babies could you like not?”

and your brain’s all like “hm yeah I see your point but like WOULDN’T IT BE GREAT IF WE KISSED RIGHT NOW??” and it’s annoying

IMPORTANT ERERI HEADCANON

asexual-levi YAAAAAAAS Eren as like all long awkward limbs he’s so much taller than Levi 
pls imagine Eren trying to be all flirty and trying to straddle Levi in a chair but he cant get his dumb long legs to fit right and hes really uncomfortable and Levi’s just like giggle-snorting in his levi way im gonna throw up blood

IMAGINE THE CHAIR BEING A ROLLY CHAIR THOUGH AND IT FUCKING //TIPS OVER// IM GONNA CRY HOLY SHIT

DUDE IMAGINE THE WHOLE THING JUST TIPS AND EREN JUST FALLS ONTOP OF LEVI AND HES SCARED LEVIS GONNA BE ALL MAD AND HES LIKE BABE IM SORRY IM SO SORRY AR EYOU OKAY AND LEVI JUST STARTS LAUGHING SO HARD AND HES LIKE YOU’RE A LOSER EREN AND EREN GET SALL BLUSHY LIKE NO IM NOT IM GONNA CRY

tbh Fareeha is rly bad at flirting and shit like that and every time a girl is within ten feet of her she starts blushing and her palms get all sweaty and if she tries to talk its just a jumbled gay mess….

so like,,,after she’s embarrassed herself like a lot in front of Satya trying to get her attention,,she decides,,,,,that a better way to do the whole flirting thing is to show off her muscles bc then she can get Satya to fall in love with her without ever having to actually ask her out!! foolproof!!!

 but ofc she doesnt want to look like a fucken tool (uhm like mccree when hes trying to impress a dude tbh) and just start flexing whenever she sees Satya so like,,,,,

instead she just picks up and/or crushes whatever object is closer to her?? if its big and heavy she lifts it…and if its small she crushes it with her bare hands as a testimony to her strength™ bc yeah thats how to get urself a gf,,12/10 Fareeha,,good job,,,,,,,,,

but Satya is just as bad at life as Fareeha honestly so she just kinda thinks Fareeha is mad at her a lot bc she keeps shattering mugs into tiny fragments whenever Satya enters a room,,,,,

And after awhile Fareeha lifts something s o heavy that she’s like??????listen she shoulve noticed me by now what could i possibly be doing wrong???? And then she goes up to Satya and shes like ‘liSTEN I HAVE GAINED LIKE TEN POUNDS IN MUSCLE BC IVE LIFTED SO MUCH SHIT TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU’ 

Satya is kinda confused but she’s too gay to question it and then they go on lotsa gay dates and fall in love and its gr8

24 Thoughts While Watching Got7's Hard Carry MV
  1. Upside Down Jinyoung with a slight smile? YES PLS!
  2. Rugged F*ckboi Jackson. JYP it’s only like 15 seconds in and I’m melting into goo.
  3. KEEP YOUR SHIRT DOWN YOU TEASEEEEE (lol pls don’t)
  4. BamBam getting fione too with that premium eye makeup! What are they feeding these kids ( and where can I get some?)
  5. Floating Christmas Trees……I can see the strings. JYP why??
  6. Is this the F-boi comeback? Because Jaebum looks like every bad decision I want to make in my life too!
  7. So now that the plane crashed Jinyoung wants to be able to fly….THAT’S NOT HOW THIS WORKS!
  8. When you’re trying to go higher in life but your friends keep pulling you down. Literally.
  9. Yugyeom did not pelvic thrust and I am disappointed inside
  10. GO AWAY MARK AND TAKE YOUR STEELY GAZE WITH YOU!!
  11. Why does Mark breathe and just look better than 99% of the people on the planet.
  12. BRB googling Yugyeom’s age again……okay I’m good.
  13. Good Gravy Jaebum take care of your trees! They’re freaking dying while you’re trying to seduce me through the screen. Treat mother nature better!
  14. Is he in a jail cell with trees?
  15. Youngjae you look so angelic and soft.
  16. Coming to the conclusion that there is no real mystery in this video and that JYP is just throwing aesthetic scenes together and hoping we fall for it.
  17. Me: *whispers* Jackson just take the jacket off…you know you want to!
  18. Dude the tank isn’t closed yet and not full! Leave before you die!
  19. Annnnd now it’s full gahh
  20. Umm Youngjae how about breaking the tank and saving your friend instead of trying to get your high note in, okay?
  21. Did we really need 6 people to dive into the water to save Jinyoung he obvs won’t stop trying to die
  22. Mark look at me one more time I SWEAR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND CUT YOU WITH YOUR OWN JAW LINE!!!!
  23. We don’t know if the pilots or if any of the crew actually survived the plane crash. They could honestly be dancing on the ashes of people right now!!!
  24. (I’d let them dance on my ashes)
Just Right

Logically they know testosterone is not a reliable contraception method. They also stopped using condoms two years ago after Holster stopped getting periods. The odds were in their favor after all. He’s felt off for a while and figures going to the doctor isn’t going to hurt. It was not the news he was expecting. Like at all. He’s the fucking captain. He’s only out to Ransom and Jack. He absolutely cannot be pregnant.

He’s half tempted to just get it taken care of right away. Not tell Ransom, not tell anyone. Move on with his life. It’s a huge secret to keep though and he knows it wouldn’t be fair to Ransom. Which is why he has Ransom sitting on the bottom bunk and is trying not to throw up.

”I’m pregnant.” The words still sound hollow.

“Dude, I thought-”

“I know. But we knew it wasn’t 100%”

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If Bleach characters and Frozen characters met...


As requested by anon. :)


1. Elsa and Matsumoto

Matsumoto: So I hear you have ice powers.

Elsa: Who me?

Elsa: I mean, yes, I do! Sorry! I’m still getting used to that!

Matsumoto: You know…you’re the ice queen…and my captain is a guy whose release is REIGN over the frosted heavens…

Matsumoto: Sounds like a match made in heaven to me!

Elsa: ….what?

Hitsugaya: STOP TRYING TO SET ME UP WITH WOMEN FROM OTHER UNIVERSES, MATSUMOTO!!

Matsumoto (hurried whispering): He’s got white hair too! Just think about it!

Elsa:

Elsa: I’m just gonna let that one go.


2. Anna and Rukia

Anna: I spent a long time feeling alone and sad because my sister wouldn’t talk to me or play with me or tell me why.

Rukia: I hear that. My brother wouldn’t even look at me for years!

Anna: Oh man! Did it turn out he was just trying to protect you from his crazy powers?

Rukia: Um no but oaths were involved so I guess it’s okay.

Rukia: But now at last we can build sand sculptures together, just like real siblings!

Anna: I FEEL SUCH A CONNECTION WITH YOU


3. Olaf and Kon

Olaf: Hello, my name is Olaf and I like warm hugs!

Kon: Wow - does that work?

Olaf: Does what work?

Kon: Just asking people for hugs. Does that work?

Kon: ‘Cause - one mascot to another - people tend to throw me to the ground and stomp on me when I try to hug them!

Olaf: I got impaled once!

Kon: …because of asking for a hug?

Olaf: Nah it just happened!

Kon:

Kon: You’re a strange little dude.


4. Hans and Aizen

Aizen: Speaking as one evil-guy-who-pretends-to-be-a-wholesome-nerd to another, I just want to say that your plan was lame.

Hans: Excuse me?

Aizen: You were so obviously trying to be everything that Anna wanted. Your plan had no subtlety. No finesse.

Hans: I got a woman to fall madly in love with me over the course of one song.

Hans: How long did it take you to do the same thing with Hinamori?

Aizen:

Aizen: It isn’t a race.


5. Pabbie and Ichigo

Ichigo: So, uh, I hear you guys are love experts or something?

Pabbie: That’s us! What do you need, young man?

Ichigo: Um, well, I’m sort of the hero of my anime. So I get shipped with literally everyone.

Ichigo: How am I supposed to narrow that down to the person I’m supposed to be with?

Pabbie: If a musical number erupted around you right now, who would you want to sing with?

Ichigo: Dunno. Aizen I guess. His voice is amazingly deep.

Pabbie: And there’s your answer!

Ichigo:

Ichigo: Things must work differently in the Disney-verse.


6. Kristoff and Gin

Gin: You know what trolls do, right?

Kristoff: Um, I was raised by them - of course I do!

Kristoff: They sing and dance and teach you about love!

Kristoff: Basically they rule.

Gin: Trolls steal young children from their families.

Gin: Raise them as their own.

Gin: Didn’t you ever wonder where your real parents were?

Gin: They were probably at home weeping that you were lost that day during the ice harvesting.

Gin: While your new 'family’ pretended you were their own.

Kristoff:

Kristoff:

Kristoff: [screaming]

Gin: I love doing that!

pyro-fluffy  asked:

What books would you recommend to people? (with descriptions please because I'm looking for new books to read)

Well, I didn’t realize my user name was goodreads but okay.

Chaos Walking series by Patrick Ness - boy learns that there are in fact females in the world but these assholes from his town keep trying to cock block him

Finnikin of the Rock by Melina Marchetta - Homeward Bound 3

The Girl of Fire and Thorns by Rae Carson-  whiny white men keep trying to kill fat brown girl

Deathless by Catherine M Valente - requires you to take a Slavic mythology course before reading or I don’t know googling shit because we no longer use encyclopedias

Seraphina by Rachel Hartman - half- dragon girl trying to keep her shit together

Rebel Belle by Rachel Hawkins - girl just wants to look pretty and be popular then some asshole dies on her and she has to save the world now and shit

The Parasol Protectorate by Gail Carriger - Sex and Hot Make out Scenes. But you have to read about half naked werewolves, gay vampires, and the main character doing the plot before hand.

A Natural History of Dragons by Marie Brennan -  privileged white female seeking dragons

The Book Thief by Markus Zusak — girl just trying to steal some books while Nazis fuck shit up

Sunshine by Robin McKinley  - girl learns she’s got sunshine in her blood

Stolen by Lucy Christopher - girl refuses to fall in love with her creepy but hot kidnapper, YA readers are outraged


Check my book recs tag, ton of different recs in there.