just thought i'd share ;)

i was on a school bus yesterday and these boys sitting in the seats beside me in the other row were yelling at each other and one of them threatened the other one by saying:

“i’ll squeeze your nipple so hard it’ll lactate”

i wheezed

then this guy behind me kept poking me and nudging my seat so i turned around and said:

“i’m going to punch you so fucking hard do you want that?”

and all his friends went:


and i deadass thought he was abt to fight me, this bitch was 5′7 and im a whopping 5′2, i would get my ass beat, but thankfully, he just laughed and said: 

“i’ll take it, i’ll take it”

and then my friend who was my seat partner asked me who this guy’s name was so i told her the name

and the annoying guy who kept poking me overheard, so he yelled out:

“OOOOOH ANNA HAS A CRUSH ON [insert boy’s name]”

so i panicked and blurted out:

“i’m gay”

If you’re ever feeling sad and need a pick-me-up then allow me to give you a suggestion:

Harp seals. 

They’re like marshmallows of the arctic.

Just look at them go!!

They’re so cute!!!

I giggle every time I see a little harp seal

He’s so happy!!!

In conclusion: If you’re sad, look at harp seals. You won’t be sad anymore.

one second i’m calling tom my daddy and then the next i’m calling him my baby boy

can we think for a second.

the “hey Connor love the new hair length, very school shooter chic” was essentially written for mike faist.

when mlb went on for connor he still had longer hair.

today is the first day that we’ve had a connor with short hair. and now that line is confusing me.

everytime i think i’ve made a horrible decision i think about the fact that i once let my drunk friend tattoo the word “daddy” on my ankle and i realize that no decision can possibly be worse than that

PSA: If you’re depressed, don’t drink alcohol.

I know some of my followers are above 21 (or 18 for non-US followers) and are responsible drinkers so you can just disregard this if you fit that description. This is mostly for my underage followers.

Depression is more common than it would like to be admitted in high schoolers and young adults. It comes with a load of things: stress, anxiety, life decisions, jobs, school, peer pressure, societal pressure, or just having the mental illness in general.

I went to a high school where it’s more common than not that kids got together on the weekends and had a few beers or some shots of tequila or hard liquors. I’m here to tell you that you don’t have to drink to seem cool.

If your friends are pressuring you into drinking underage then you drop them. If you’re of age and you don’t want to drink and your friends are pressuring you to, drop them.

“But drinking is so much fun!!” Lol, it may be fun but drinking…

  • Is a depressant and will make your depression worse
    • you’re not drowning your sorrows, you’re making them worse
  • Increases your anxiety
  • [obviously] leads to alcohol poisoning
    • Tip! Don’t give your shitfaced friend a cold shower to sober them up. If they appear sick or like they have alcohol poisoning, take them to a hospital (even if you’re underage).
  • Is addictive and that can lead you and your family members down a dark road.
    • Alcoholism can run in the family
  • Doesn’t mix well with medication
  • Can lead to drunk driving and we all know what that can lead to…

Basically, what I’m trying to say is: just be patient and wait until you’re of age; and for the love of everything, be careful, please.

Note: There’s nothing wrong with drinking (in moderation or not) during the appropriate times.

me: *looks up new celeb crush’s sign* 

me: *finds out they’re not compatible with me at all*

me: why do they hate me