just think about it

Imagine Soccer Dad!Jason Todd
  • Jason: Kids, I will turn this car around!
  • Jason: I don't care if you're late for ta kwon do, sweetie. It your peas.
  • Jason: Eat my ass, Carol
  • Jason: If the coach doesn't like the snacks I brought to practice, he can buy them with his money next time!
  • Jason: Tell that to you're husband, Pam.
  • Jason: Goddammit, Marsha. SOME OF OUR KIDS ARE ALLERGIC TO NUTS
  • Jason: I may be single, Linda, but I still got standards
  • Jason: Yeah, Principal Johnson. My kid started it and not the football player you can't afford to take out of the game.