QUEEN WHEN CLEANING THEIR HOUSES:
Freddie: Gets someone else to do the cleaning and acts as if he is doing them a favor for letting them clean his house.
Brian: Cleans for a couple of minutes and then goes to tweet / look at stereo photos of badgers.
Roger: Scuffs all the dirt under the carpet and into various drawers.
John: Cleans the entire house himself while eating cheese on toast and drinking milk and making new bass lines and making more babies and reading 6 books.