You’re sitting in the theatre. Everything is perfect. It’s accurate, it’s visually stunning, everyone is on point. It’s a perfect adaption. The title flies on screen.
Deep voice: Fullmetal Alchemist
Everyone in the theatre:(slightly different intonation) Fullmetal Alchemist.
Does anyone else ever get that feeling where you’re worried you’re bugging the people you speak to and consider friends? Like for no reason at all? Like you could be mid joke, mid conversation, chatting with a group of friends and then suddenly feel like you don’t really belong there and people just feel sorry for you?
- if a female teacher/authority figure/adult seduces a male teen, it’s statutory rape, same as a male doing it to a female student. that double standard is nasty as fuck, and you can’t excuse it as ‘well, what teenage boy wouldn’t want to have sex with his teacher?’
- stop hitting men, ladies. or, stop hitting them first and expect not to get hit back. it’s self defense at a certain point. punching a man and saying ‘why’d you hit back?! you’re bigger than me, asshole!’ is just…scummy. nasty. wrong. you’re taking advantage of the fact that 9/10 times, responding officers will take your side due to the fact that you’re a female.
- poking holes in condoms in order to ‘lock your man down’ isn’t okay?! neither is faking pregnancy tests or asking for money for an abortion that you don’t even need. it’s just so wrong, and distasteful, and we need to stop glorifying this kind of behavior.
- don’t falsely accuse men of rape. it happens so often that it’s sickening. don’t take advantage of a jury’s empathy, and don’t ruin an innocent man’s life! not to mention playing with the emotions of your loved ones and his loved ones.
don’t call me out on whatever i tag this as, i just want people to see this post tbh
To anyone feeling lost or overwhelmed right now: take a deep breath and just stop for a minute. Things will work themselves out, life has a way of doing that. You are a strong, smart and good person and you will get through this.
so i just bought turf wars and I’m sorry i’m CRYING can you imagine Kya coming out to Aang????? like he would just be soo happy can you imagine how his face would light up and him hugging her so tightly she can’t breathe and aang getting so axcited to meet her girlfriend and just being so proud of her for exploring her feelings and figuring this out about herself and JUST he’s so accepting he would just be so happy 😭😭😭
imagine him and Katara making a feast when Kya brings home her first girlfriend and she doesn’t know it but the whole family spent the entire day cooking and getting ready because they were so excited and then she gets there and Bumis all rambunctious and prying and 12 yr old tenzin is kinda timid and asks her polite questions about where she’s from and her family and this girl is just floored that she’s having dinner with freakin avatar aang and the OG Waterbender Katara and they’re all so friendly and welcoming and no one can stop smiling and I’m sorry i’m just really overwhelmed with emotions right now 😭😭
’ i dont know if i need a hug or to fuck. ’
’ you know what? fuck this shit. ’
’ are you out of your fucking mind? ’
’ do i look like i give a fuck? ’
’ i wish i had a fuck to spare but i don’t. ’
’ you’re fucking stupid, honestly. ’
’ you know what, fuck you dude. ’
’ fuck you right back. ’
’ you did not just say that, you fucker. ’
’ what do you think i am, just a fuck? ’
’ i’m just another fuck to you, huh? ’
’ i really just want to fuck right now. ’
’ please stop using fuck in every sentence. ’
’ you use the word ‘fuck’ a lot, you know. ’
’ you are a fucktard but a cute fucktard. ’
’ you have lost every bit of my fucking respect. ’
’ if you say ‘fuck’ one more time, i swear. ’
’ do you wanna fuck or what? ’
’ someone else wanted to fuck you? ’
’ please stop telling me about your fucks. ’
’ do you ever not go around and fuck? ’
’ all you do is eat, sleep and fuck. ’
’ seriously, how to you stand to fuck that much? ’
’ did you fuck anyone last night? ’
’ i know i’m a good fuck, so whatever. ’
’ i will fuck you up, don’t even try. ’
’ don’t get fucked up today. ’
’ you will get fucked up if you don’t shut up. ’
’ what did you just fucking say to me? ’
’ why don’t you fuck off? ’
’ seriously, fuck you. ’
’ fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. ’