just stop that right now

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this is the best video i’ve seen all month

You’re sitting in the theatre. Everything is perfect. It’s accurate, it’s visually stunning, everyone is on point. It’s a perfect adaption. The title flies on screen.
Deep voice: Fullmetal Alchemist
Everyone in the theatre:(slightly different intonation) Fullmetal Alchemist.

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he’s the chosen one the protagonist, gladion

the world was wide enough 

two sad boys sit in a puddle

i don’t know if i’ll ever get used to drawing fanart but ham got me through finals and aaron burr makes me cry

Does anyone else ever get that feeling where you’re worried you’re bugging the people you speak to and consider friends? Like for no reason at all? Like you could be mid joke, mid conversation, chatting with a group of friends and then suddenly feel like you don’t really belong there and people just feel sorry for you?

I’m doing this a lot recently.

things i wanna talk about but can’t articulate

- if a female teacher/authority figure/adult seduces a male teen, it’s statutory rape, same as a male doing it to a female student. that double standard is nasty as fuck, and you can’t excuse it as ‘well, what teenage boy wouldn’t want to have sex with his teacher?’

- stop hitting men, ladies. or, stop hitting them first and expect not to get hit back. it’s self defense at a certain point. punching a man and saying ‘why’d you hit back?! you’re bigger than me, asshole!’ is just…scummy. nasty. wrong. you’re taking advantage of the fact that 9/10 times, responding officers will take your side due to the fact that you’re a female.

- poking holes in condoms in order to ‘lock your man down’ isn’t okay?! neither is faking pregnancy tests or asking for money for an abortion that you don’t even need. it’s just so wrong, and distasteful, and we need to stop glorifying this kind of behavior.

- don’t falsely accuse men of rape. it happens so often that it’s sickening. don’t take advantage of a jury’s empathy, and don’t ruin an innocent man’s life! not to mention playing with the emotions of your loved ones and his loved ones.


don’t call me out on whatever i tag this as, i just want people to see this post tbh

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Added gag gem of Chantal Janzen’s last performance (dutch production) you might have missed so I translated this bit for y’all to enjoy! (x)

masterpost of shawn

so ya girl is shook because shawn is too beautiful for my liking. here we go, hold on to ya panties for some of these okaaaay

tell me

who 

does he

think he

fUCKING IS

like i just

WHO LETS HIM BE REAL

okay this kills me

and this oH MY GOD

A WET SHAWN MAKES A WET QUEEN

this legit looks like him staring into my soul thinking “ i know the shit u write about me i see u

oh my god this suit was an early christmas present

i love my mans

the passion he sings with gives me tingly feelings wow

dear god 

i love this bitch okay

something about his eyes in this makes me moist

i really love shawn

okay GOODNIGHT bc i need fucking holy water after this shit here 

Harry Styles Masterlist

* = smut

^ = angst

Harry chat/concepts

Full Fics

Beneath the Tide (IN PROGRESS)

In which Everley’s only company on a deserted island is a modern day pirate by the name of Harry.

Brutality (IN PROGRESS)

In which Melody is reacquainted with an old classmate named Harry, and must keep afloat in the violent, criminal lifestyle of an underground boxer.

Series

Mess o’ Mine^* // Mouth o’ Mine^* // Mind o’ Mine^ (COMPLETED)

In which Harry’s stolen from you and needs to fix it.

Shakespeare*^ (COMPLETED)

In which Harry is a poetic frat boy who just so happens to be the TA for your new English class.

One Shots

Miss Yeh*

In which Harry has been deprived for too long.

Bit o’ Fun*

In which Harry adds a surprise guest into the equation (Zayn).

Soft*

In which Harry loves your boobs and hates when you sleep.

See Yeh Break*

In which you become well acquainted with Harry’s thigh.

Relax*

In which Harry distracts you from your irrational fear of flying.

Break M’Own Rules^

In which alcohol and pricks make for a messy, angry Harry.

Blurbs and Drabbles

Family Dinner

In which Harry soothes your nerves about meeting his family.

Awards

In which Harry deserves more than just musical awards.

Why won’t you let me steal your flannels?

In which Harry won’t let you steal his flannels.

You need to be quieter.*

In which Harry needs to let off some steam before a show.

Beg for it.*

In which Harry just won’t give in easily.

If you don’t stop right now…

In which Harry’s had enough of your attitude.

Bed. Now.*

In which Harry doesn’t deal with teasing very well.

Do you want me to leave?^

In which Harry has fucked up but still wants to be there for you.

Can I sit here? The other tables are full.^

In which Harry’s your ex and you think you’re over him.

I might have had a few shots.

In which Harry might have had a few shots.

Don’t ask me that.^

In which Harry’s been distracted and forgets your anniversary.

I’m going to take care of you, okay?

In which Harry is beyond patient with your drunken antics.

Talk to me./Look at me—just breathe, okay?^

In which the two of you are involved in a crash, but Harry’s only thought is you.

Why do you smell like smoke?

In which Harry just wants what’s best for you.

That lipstick’s not gonna stay put for long.*

In which Harry doesn’t care how late you are. OR Pure filth.

so i just bought turf wars and I’m sorry i’m CRYING can you imagine Kya coming out to Aang????? like he would just be soo happy can you imagine how his face would light up and him hugging her so tightly she can’t breathe and aang getting so axcited to meet her girlfriend and just being so proud of her for exploring her feelings and figuring this out about herself and JUST he’s so accepting he would just be so happy 😭😭😭  

imagine him and Katara making a feast when Kya brings home her first girlfriend and she doesn’t know it but the whole family spent the entire day cooking and getting ready because they were so excited and then she gets there and Bumis all rambunctious and prying and 12 yr old tenzin is kinda timid and asks her polite questions about where she’s from and her family and this girl is just floored that she’s having dinner with freakin avatar aang and the OG Waterbender Katara and they’re all so friendly and welcoming and no one can stop smiling and I’m sorry i’m just really overwhelmed with emotions right now 😭😭

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(Headcanon that Lance ends up talking about memes during his conversations with Coran about their home cultures… turning Coran into a fellow memer…)

fuck sentence starters.

’ i dont know if i need a hug or to fuck. ’
’ you know what? fuck this shit. ’
’ are you out of your fucking mind? ’
’ do i look like i give a fuck? ’
’ i wish i had a fuck to spare but i don’t. ’
’ you’re fucking stupid, honestly. ’
’ you know what, fuck you dude. ’
’ fuck you right back. ’
’ you did not just say that, you fucker. ’
’ what do you think i am, just a fuck? ’
’ i’m just another fuck to you, huh? ’
’ i really just want to fuck right now. ’
’ please stop using fuck in every sentence. ’
’ you use the word ‘fuck’ a lot, you know. ’
’ you are a fucktard but a cute fucktard. ’
’ you have lost every bit of my fucking respect. ’
’ if you say ‘fuck’ one more time, i swear. ’
’ do you wanna fuck or what? ’
’ someone else wanted to fuck you? ’
’ please stop telling me about your fucks. ’
’ do you ever not go around and fuck? ’
’ all you do is eat, sleep and fuck. ’
’ seriously, how to you stand to fuck that much? ’
’ did you fuck anyone last night? ’
’ i know i’m a good fuck, so whatever. ’
’ i will fuck you up, don’t even try. ’
’ don’t get fucked up today. ’
’ you will get fucked up if you don’t shut up. ’
’ what did you just fucking say to me? ’
’ why don’t you fuck off? ’
’ seriously, fuck you. ’
’ fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. ’