Simon entered his dorm, slamming the door shut behind him. He had just gotten into his third fight with Agatha this week. This one ended worse than the others, and they decided it was best to break up. Simon had managed to keep his magic at bay. He didn’t go off at all today and he was quite proud of himself.
He headed towards the bathroom but was stopped when he realized the door was shut. He huffed and sat down on the edge of his bed. Football practice must have ended early today. As Simon sat and listened to the sound of the water running, he noticed he could hear something else as well. Baz was singing… very off key too. It took Simon a moment to realize what exactly he was singing. Eventually, he recognized it as ‘You Belong With Me,’ by Taylor Swift. Simon couldn’t hold back the smirk that grew on his face. He never expected Baz to be the pop music type. He had always pegged his roommate as the type of person to listen to boring, classical music. After a few more minutes of listening, Simon noticed Baz had replaced the word you with something else. A name. Only, Simon couldn’t figure out what name it was.
After a few more minutes, Baz exited the bathroom, humming the same song. He sensed someone else in the room and turned around swift-ly. His eyes met with Simons. Baz could feel the blood from all the rats he drained this morning creeping to his cheeks. ‘Did he hear me singing?’
“Hey. So, who were you singing about?” Simon giggled. Baz’s cheeks were burning red. (Taylor pun Intended)
“None of your business, Snow,” He sneered.
Snow… Something clicked in Simon’s brain and he jumped up at the word.
“Snow!! That’s what you were singing! ‘Snow Belongs With Me?’“ Simon stared in disbelief. Baz shook his head.
“N-no. I wasn’t– I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Simon rolled his eyes and stepped closer, closing the gap between the two. “You should have just said something,” he whispers, before leaning in and placing a kiss on Baz’s lips.
Needless to say, it turned out to be both the best(day) (Plz someone get that reference) and worst day of Baz’s life.
Years later, he was married to Simon.
But, Simon never let the story of their first kiss go. He put it on his resume. He bought Baz all the taylor swift albums for Christmas. He even mentioned it in his wedding vows. And he insists they name their first born child T-Swizzle.
Rereading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Chapter Twelve - Silver and Opals
blah blah blah i suck at posting chapters in a timely manner blah blah blah
- so basically, dumbledore keeps leaving for days and harry feels abandoned. oh and theres a hogsmeade weekend. you’re all caught up.
- harry is such a dork sitting in bed reading his textbook on the weekend. WHAT A LAME-O
- ok but like how stupid is harry to be testing out the prince’s made up spells? DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM RIDDLES DIARY?????
- harry thinks the half-blood prince might be his dad and i wanna cry
“I just think it’s very irresponsible to start performing spells when you don’t even know what they’re for, and stop talking about ‘the Prince’ as if it’s his title, I bet it’s just a stupid nickname, and it doesn’t seem as though he was a very nice person to me!” “I don’t see where you get that from,” said Harry heatedly. “If he’d been a budding Death Eater he wouldn’t have been boasting about being ‘half-blood’, would he?”
1. THANK U HERMIONE I AGREE!!!! 2. anyone else find it hilarious at how hard harry is defending snape lol just me? ok
He felt suddenly light and happy. “Want to join us in Hogsmeade, Ginny?” he asked. “I’m going with Dean - might see you there,” she replied, waving at them as she left.
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ok but on the real, am i the only one who found the harryxginny plot kinda random? like harry literally shows no interest in her until this book??? am i right or am i wrong idk lemme know
- slughorn keeps asking out harry and its started to get awkward swerving him
- OMG HARRY IS CHOKING OUT MUNDUNGUS FOR STEALING STUFF FROM SIRIUS’S HOUSE wow this shit is crazy why is no one stopping him from committing murder
“Ron, what are you staring at?” “Nothing,” said Ron, hastily looking away from the bar, but Harry knew he was trying to catch the eye of the curvy and attractive barmaid, Madam Rosmerta, for whom he had long nursed a soft spot. “I expect ‘nothing’s’ in the back getting more firewhisky,” said Hermione waspishly.
SO MANY HORMONES IN THIS ROOM YAL
- ok this scene with katie flying in the air after touching the cursed necklace is freaky as fuck. this is some grudge shit and i dont like it. i came here for fun wizarding antics not to pee my pants
Hagrid stared at Katie for a second, then without a word, bent down, scooped her into his arms, and ran off toward the castle with her.
hagrid, our hero.
seriously tho someone give me a book JUST about hagrid and what he does all day plz
- friendly reminder that jk rowling introduced this cursed necklace FOUR BOOKS AGO YALL. woman is a genius.
“I think Draco Malfoy gave Katie that necklace, Professor.” On one side of him, Ron rubbed his nose in apparent embarrassment; on the other, Hermione shuffled her feet as though quite keen to put a bit of distance between herself and Harry.
LOL ron and hermione are me af
Ron and Hermione exchanged looks that plainly said There’s no point arguing with him.
HAHA literally the fucking savagest best friends anyone could ask for.
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