just something that makes me laugh

The other side makes me laugh… They really are bitching about Jenna not saying anything about the disasters that are happening around the world but when she did say something she was “fake caring” just because it was related to her brother (even though after she clarified that he was ok, she said that her thoughts and prayers still were with those who were struggling). So, if she really says anything else, will they stop judging every single thing she does? I don’t think so. I really don’t get how you can live hating someone so much and yet follow every single step that this person takes. How pathetic.


Above submitted by an Anon

I would like to add that not only are they judging Jenna for her lack of posting about these natural disasters, MY INTELLIGENCE was questioned because I wasn’t offended by it.  Me, who was directly effected by Hurricane Irma.  I’m not going to speak for Bestie but she was directly effected by Hurricane Harvey and if she is deeply offended that Jenna didn’t say she was praying for Houston, she sure as shit didn’t tell me.  That right there should tell you where the real issue is.  And on that related note……not one of the shady side members said that they were praying for Houston, Jacksonville, Florida, Mexico, or any of the Islands that have been destroyed in the last month. 

Originally posted by my-gifs-for-stuff

Dark’s voice in fanfiction: “His voice deep and gravelly, yet sophisticated and enthralling, luring people in like a deadly siren, etc.”

 Anti’s voice in fanfiction: “w͠h̢at t͘e͜ f҉ook d̶o y̢e ҉wa̵nt t̴h̶is̕ ̛ty͞me ͘ya͢ ̵ars̵e͜ piec̵e͟ of shi̸te̵? foo҉kin͡'͞ ͞c͟irc͞l̡e̢ş ̀i͠ tel̸l ya͞,̷ ̡jeasu͝s͝ ͘chri̢st͏🔪🔪🍀”

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anonymous asked:

Just wanted to point out for your wtf is going on gifs of Dan eye eating phil; in fnaf sister something dan also looks at phil with hunger at like 17:59 then looks at the camera like shit cant edit that out and laughes bc he fucked up and it is one of my most favorite moments tbh

okay this one it’s the one that fucks with me the most, because i literally don’t know what the fuck is going on.

[for analysis sake i’ve made most of the gifs on 0,2 frame rate and, sharpened, brightened and coloured them but besides that, nothing’s been changed]

let’s break it down, because i have a lot of thoughts.

firstly, the game is at a point where they’re like trapped in some vent and the lady is telling them that the guy who’s helping them is gonna tell them to do something, but the lady tells them that if they do, they’re gonna die. 

so, naturally, phil turns to dan and says “so where’s the truth?”, that prompts to them staring at eachother:

one of the things that fuck with me the most, it’s that most of this exchange is highlighted by not showing the game, but them directly, which is a conscious editing decision, if they wanted it to go unnoticed, or at least not highlight it, they would’ve sticked to the little cam on the corner. But they didn’t, the stayed on them looking at eachother.

And then, that’s the most odd thing of all: dan, immediately (this is literally after they look at eachother, no stop), looks at something that’s not in frame, it might be something on the table, or something in phil’s lap, we do not know, but dan looks at it once and then back at phil’s eyes, then does it a second time.

Phil’s face goes from kind of serene at his remark of “where’s the truth” to, like kind of trying to understand the situation. To me, Dan is trying to tell him something, trying to transmit an idea without verbalizing it, and phil’s trying to figure out what he means, but doesn’t want to direct his gaze to whatever dan is looking at, but seems to realise what he means, because exactly after this, they look at the camera.

And it’s very funny, this is incredibly funny, because a) they both turn to look at the camera at the same fucking time b) dan’s face is like acknowledging that something just happened and we witnessed it but c) phil just looks fucking concerned, his face of distress kinda makes this situation incredibly hysterical. 

And then, during the “the office stare”, they cut again to the game.

and the stare still is happening, dan still looks like uh oh just caught us in something, and phil’s is like oh my god u caught is in something.

And the game is still going on in the background, giving them more informatin and instructions on what they have to do, but they’re not focused on that at all, they’re focused on the (i assume) inside joke that they just shared and a cheeky one at that, that they’re even kind of concerned that they did that on camera.

Finally, while Phil stills looks concerned, dan dissolves into giggles. [i’ve zoomed in, into the tiny camera at the corner]

phil is STILL looking at the camera in total dispair, and dan has his ever typical giggles of  “this situation is ridiculous, i can’t believe this just happened”, he decided to just look at the screen again and kind of, let the moment pass, while phil’s doesn’t even SMILE ONCE, he’s just absolutely concerned, which is RIDICULOUS.

and then dan keeps laughing.

Dan’s just kind of, ohhh myy godd okay, let’s focus on whatever this lady is saying right now. And looks at somewhere else, that’s not the screen to just kind of focus on the game’s voice again, still giving them instructions. Meanwhile Phil just kind of sucks in a breath, looks at the game and just,,, like,, turns the page on that one, zero smiles, zero further acknowledgement. 

What makes this odd to me is that: a) dan is obviously trying to transmit an idea to phil that’s maybe a cheeky answer to “where’s the truth” b) they clearly don’t want to share the joke, they look at the camera like, wow this happened yet let’s ignore it c) DAN’S LAUGH like haha okay this just happened lol d) phil’s concerned face says it all, dan’s laughing because they just did something cheeky meanwhile phil doesn’t think it’s funny at all ??? e) they DECIDED TO KEEP IT IN THE VIDEO???? not only that but HIGHLIGHT IT by putting it on full screen, if they didn’t want to share it or raise suspicion, why did they keep the thing in, in the first place??????? 

in conclusion:

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“I still don’t know how to deal with stress. It either builds up inside of me or I just stay alone and I stay still until I can find something that makes me laugh. But when that happens, there were a lot of instances when Jungkook comes and moves around to make me laugh. If he didn’t do that, I would stay silent.” - JM

Don't ever leave the table in the middle of an argument...

I’m DMing Pathfinder for a group of six players (around level 7) whose characters don’t really see eye-to-eye. They had just taken down a boss with a sleep arrow and were discussing whether they should kill him or let him live.

LG Monk (IC): I say we let him live. Killing him only makes us as bad as him. And anyway we need to question him.

Rogue (IC): But if we let him live nothing will change.

Oracle (IC): I agree.

LG Monk (IC): No. No I won’t let you. We’ll question him and take him to the guards.

OOC the guy who plays the monk goes to the bathroom.

While he is gone:

Rogue (OOC): Can I stealth and then make a Coup de Grace attempt on him without (LG Monk) seeing?

DM (Me): Oh my God, OK, give it a shot.

*Rogue proceeds to roll an insane Stealth check (somewhere in the 30s) and roll huge damage on the attack.*

DM (Me): *laughing* OK, Jesus, yeah. You fire an arrow straight into the unconscious man’s skull. He is well and truly dead.

The monk’s player returns to the table.

DM (Me): Hey, can I get you to make a perception check real quick.

LG Monk (OOC): (Assuming he’d just missed something) Yeah sure, that’s a uhhh… 16?

DM (Me): Yeah ok, never mind.

LG Monk (OOC): Right, I pick the man up and put him on my shoulder. We can take him somewhere safe to question him.

At this point the rest of the party is trying really hard to keep from laughing. The monk is getting suspicious.

LG Monk (OOC): Actually I’ll try to wake him up here. I give his face a slap.

DM (Me): As you go to slap his face you see the shaft of an arrow protruding from his skull, his face is covered in blood.

LG Monk (OOC): WHAT! (Looks at the people giggling around the table) I SENSE MOTIVE THE PARTY!!!

Everyone rolls terrible Bluff checks.

DM (Me): The rest of the party bursts into uncontrollable laughter.

LG Monk (OOC): GUYS! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!

OOC everyone actually bursts into uncontrollable laughter.

The next session that player swapped characters. He said playing someone Lawful Good wasn’t a good fit for the party. He was definitely right.

4

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTIAN PULISIC

“he’s very self-confident, christian. you can see it in training, and the way he plays. he’s not nervous, he’s very ambitious. It’s nice to have him.“ -thomas tuchel on christian pulisic

The Boxer Part Two

Pairing: Y/N and Harry

Word Count: 5K

WARNINGS/TRIGGERS: MENTIONS OF MISCARRIAGE AND PHYSICAL FIGHTS.

Prompt: 

“You’re supposed to be in the hospital gown, it’s why we laid it out for you,” Y/N stated, pointing the pen in her hand at the white gown by his feet.

“I’m not wearing that paper shit,” Harry grumbled, “and I’m perfectly fine to leave.”

“That cut says otherwise,” Y/N says.

Harry watches as she sets down the clipboard and turns on the sink to wash her hands, she’s cute. She’s nothing like the kind Harry would go for. His usual prey would be at the bar, lonely, maybe going through a breakup, but he knew for sure that by the end of the night she would be in his bed. Y/N on the other hand looked like too pure for him, and he hated that look.

From his experience Harry had learned that girls like Y/N believed that they were too good for a guy like him. Girls like Y/N, with an innocent smile, soft skin, and soft voices, tended to only use him for one thing, to make their parents upset. Harry had seen it time and time again, it was only a matter of weeks before the girl would crush his heart and move on to someone better.

“I don’t feel anything,” Harry stated.

Harry had grown numb to just about everything. He couldn’t feel the punches thrown at him, he couldn’t feel his emotions, it all just seemed gone to him. He didn’t mind though, no emotions meant he couldn’t get hurt, and no pain meant he was unstoppable.

or

Boxer Harry Styles highers, incredibly perky Y/N as his on-call nurse.

Part One


Harry wasn’t sure which he hated the most, expression his emotions, or having to handle them.

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Guys My Age (3)

Pairing: Bucky X Reader

Words: 4k

Warnings: Lap dance to rough Smut. NSFW gifs.

Anon asked “Can you please do a part 3 to ‘guys my age’ were Bucky asks reader for another lap dance”

A/N: The fic that started it all. I’m so glad people liked it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Let me know if you want to be tagged. Also, dominant/jealous Bucky is just wow. Let me know if you want to be tagged HERE or HERE. Go away kids! And please use protection y’all.

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EXO: boyfriend Chen
  • oh boi this is my soft smol dirty minded boi
  • like before you even started to date, he’d make your day every single day w/ his adult humor and tbh this is probably one of the reasons you finally fell for him
  • aka don’t lie we’re all dirty minded 
  • :’))))))))
  • so when he realized that he’s starting to fall for you, this would really shake him up man
  • he was sure as hell he didn’t want to be stuck in the friendzone 
  • bc like……..he was 500% sure he was never going to feel the same way about someone if you were to reject him…………….ur his best friend man
  • so he told you straight up what the deal was 
  • and if it was any other person you’d think it was kinda hostile how he kinda cornered you and basically stated all the reasons why he loves you and gave you a choice whether to love him back or not and it’s like ??? 
  • but it’s Jongdae so
  • you were like…………deal
  • but also you probably can’t help but kiss him bc his satisfied smirk is unreal
  • okay now we got that out of the way
  • dude he is nOT a morning person
  • and whenever he’d pull you back in his arms when you want to get up, he feels bad about it afterwards ??
  • “y/n I am so very sorry I put you in this situation here today”
  • “ok so why are you still cuddling onto my leg”
  • “………………….it’s warm and also have I told you I loved you yet ;;;;;;”
  • but when it comes to making breakfast foods, he’s hella ready
  • w/ his ‘kiss the chef’ apron and spatula and everything aw
  • however there won’t be much kissing going on bc he’s deadly serious about perfecting those eggs and cook the sausages at the right temperature
  • afterwards he’s like “aren’t you glad your boyfriend is a great cook who spoils you every morning ;))))”
  • “jongdae it’s literally almost noon”
  • *feeds u a sausage* “shhhhh
  • in front of the other members, he will not hold back on his affections for you
  • he’s straight up french kissing you in their dressing room before a show and you won’t even realize how long you’ve been on the dresser until the members get agitated and call for him
  • “listen we know ur both like little lovesick bunnies but our company’s gonna literally kill us if we’re late to another show is2g jongdae”
  • he’s dead set on making you learn exo’s routines and honestly it’s so amusing
  • mostly bc you’re always complimenting him on his dancing skills 
  • “Aw baby you were dancing so great, you should join the dance line and leave all the singing to minnie”
  •  you probably will regret that bc he won’t stop belting off his high notes for the whole day bc you still low key hurt his feelings 
  • “no, baby, you gotta move your legs like this but keep your hand at your shoulder!!!!”
  • “babe look, I don’t think any normal human being besides exo can get the monster routine right just let me live”
  • “ok time for call me baby, then :’)”
  • he’s literally just always clinging onto your arm or waist 
  • and it’s kinda comforting bc you just have to turn your head and tell him a joke or something that just popped in your mind 
  • and he’ll always laugh and poke your sides 
  • and kiss your forehead all softly and probably makes you blush hella 
  • ohmygod I’m soft for him 
  • sometimes you’ll just be cuddled into his side as he plays w/ your hair and working on writing lyrics at the same time
  • and so he’ll absentmindedly hum along 
  • and freaks out when you speak up all of the sudden and tell him his voice is so soothing 
  • but now he’s screaming as he usually does bc you scared him lmao
  • he whines cutely in your ear a lot bc he knows it amuses you
  • he’s willing to slow dance w/ you anytime, anywhere 
  • like if he just hears a slow song or……….”Your song” playing, he’d pull you flush against his chest and leans his forehead against yours 
  • and the world just kinda slows down when you’re stood right here w/ him, so it ain’t all that bad 
  • always hyping him up over texts when he’s away and he happens to suddenly send you a selfie 
  • “OMFG that’s the loml?????? how is it legal for u to look like that in a suit when i’m not there ;((((”
  • but seriously tho he looks so fine in a suit
  • and he’s always dressing up and taking you out to fancy dates, but tbh all you’d care about is sneaking pics of him as he’s ordering or just staring at you without knowing
  • but he knows afagshdjkflglh
  • he loves taking baths w/ you and does it often after he’s worn out after practice 
  • and he’s such a gentleman like 
  • he’ll get out of the tub before you and hold up a towel and assist you when you step out omfg 
  • also always buys you flowers for no occasion ??? like he’s just 
  • “it’s what every boyfriend should do :’)”
  • jongdae pls
  • leaning your head on his shoulders as much as you can bc he’s so smol and soft and he loves this 
  • he’s just so cuddly in general like I don’t think you understand 
  • and also you should know that once he starts kissing you, things go downhill and neither of yall wanna stop anyway so
  • life’s good w/ dae 
  • so take care of him and love him and cuddle him 💛

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Je T’aime

Peter Parker x Reader

Summary: You have a huge crush on Peter. You know he doesn’t know French as well as Spanish, so you randomly flirt with him in French. Until Peter catches on.

I try to keep these as gender neutral, I’m sorry. French is very specific with masc. and fem. words, I tried.

(This is my first one, it’s short and sucks, sorry. Btw I am taking French, and I’m terrible at it so I used Google Translate. If you notice something totally off and want me to fix it, please let me know.)


     You grabbed your backup, pushing past students towards the cafeteria. Please, walk slower, it’s not like people have places to go, you thought angrily. You pushed open the lunch doors, looking around for your friends. You made eye contact with Peter from across the room, quickly smiling and waving at him. Peter smiled back and waved you over. Butterflies filled your stomach, making your face feel warm. Why is he so amazing? 

      “Hey Y/N!” Ned cheered when you sat down.

      You smiled at Ned, “What’s up guys? Anything new?”

       “Well, we have a math test next period. I hope you studied,” Peter answered.

     “Of course I did, beau garçon.” You winked in his direction, causing his face to turn a soft shade of pink. Handsome boy

    MJ snorted next to you, not even looking up from her book.

    “You know, I may not understand French, but one day I’m going to find out what you’re saying.” Peter promised.

     You shrugged, laughing. You highly doubt Peter would spend five minutes looking up the words you’ve said. Especially when he spends all of his time at that Stark Internship.  

    The bell rang, signaling the end of lunch. You packed your stuff up, before turning towards the boys, “Au revoir Ned. Au revoir, ma lune.” Goodbye Ned. Goodbye, my moon.

    Peter furrowed his eyebrows, watching you walk away with MJ. “Do you know what she said? Isn’t Spanish similar to French?” It drove him nuts not understanding what you’re saying. Sometimes he think you’re flirting with him, but he doesn’t want his hopes to get too high.

    Ned shrugged, “Doesn’t May know some French? Ask her.”

    Peter faltered his walking for a second, May knows how much he likes you, but does he really want her to be involve with it? “Yeah, okay I’ll ask when I get home.”


     The next day, you walked with MJ towards the steps of the school, talking about your science project due next class.

     “Whatever, I had it done for two weeks. But the real question is, when are you going to tell Peter you like him?” MJ casually slipped out.

     “I already did, like everyday. Not my fault he doesn’t understand me.”

     “You know he’s smart, but he’s oblivious. You call him handsome, love, moon, and you told him you loved him in French! He’s also taking Spanish, I don’t understand how he doesn’t get it.”

    “Wait, you know French? Since when? You’re not in my class.”

    “Maybe I am, you just don’t see me,” she blankly stared ahead, walking faster. 

     Shaking your head in confusion, you followed her to the doors, walking after her. Spotting Ned and Peter at their lockers, you both walked up to them. When you got closer, they glanced towards you, their conversation quickly stopping.

     MJ rolled her eyes, “No please continue your nerdy conversation. We totally care about what you have to say.”

     You elbowed MJ lightly, “Tais-toi.” Shut up. You turned towards Peter and Ned, “Salut les gars. J'aime ta chemise, Ned. Peter, tu es très beau comme toujours.” Hi guys. I love your shirt, Ned. Peter, you are handsome as always.

    Ned smiled brightly, glancing down at his shirt. While, Peter’s face turned red, he tried to cough to cover up his anxiety. Confused, you panicked for a second. They usually didn’t react, or paid attention to what you say in French.

   MJ seemed to get it, though, “Ned, they’re selling ice cream for free at the stand. Let’s go.”

   Ned looked at her, “They don’t sell ice cream here.”

   “Woah, it’s a miracle. Let’s go.” Dragging Ned away, MJ glared at you like a warning glance.

    You turned back to Peter confused, “Um, what was that?”

    He was  nervously playing with his fingers, blushing a deep red. He glanced up at you, down at his hands, and back up, holding eye contact. “I was curious about the things you’ve been saying to me. So, I asked- I asked May about some of the words you told me.”

    He didn’t actually asked May, she barely remembers how to say hello in French. He asked Pepper while he facetime Tony, Pepper being more than happy to help him out. Tony wouldn’t stop teasing him over his crush, but it’s one hundred percent worth it if you felt the same.

    Your heart loudly pumped in your chest, he knows I’ve been flirting with him, it’s all over.

     “You love saying how handsome I am,” Peter smiled widely at you. You groaned, burying your face in your hands. You were doing so well, why did he have to find out?

    “I’m sorry, I didn’t think you’d actually look it up. I’ll stop, I was just trying to practice French,” you mumbled, making up some excuse. 

    “No, please continue. I actually learned something in French, ‘Tu es belle, et j'adorerais être ton petit ami’.” You are beautiful, and I would love to be your boyfriend. That’s what Pepper told me to say, right?

     You stared at him for a second in shock, before laughing. His accent clashed with the french language, but you understood what he was saying. 

   “Je serai ton/ta petit(e) ami(e),” you couldn’t stop smiling, taking a step towards him. I would love to be your boyfriend/girlfriend.

    “I’m assuming you said yes in French,” Peter mumbled, leaning towards you, tilting his head slightly. His eyes wide, feeling excited and nervous at the same time.

    “Oui,” you whispered, meeting him half way, pressing your lips against his. YesMaybe I’ll speak more French to him.

Protector

Summary: Takes place after ‘Fitting In (Hogwarts Houses!)’. Roman and Virgil watch Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban together. Conversations are had and lessons are learned.

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“Alright. Favourite character on three.”

“I can’t choose among my darling babies!”

“Roman, they’re not your- whatever, fine. Favourite… book to movie adaptation.”

“Ooh, fancy schmancy. Okay, one, two, three-”

“Prisoner of Azkaban.”

They answer perfectly in sync, and Roman gasps, clapping his hands in excitement and delight. “I knew it!”

Virgil rolls his eyes. “Oh, please, you probably just like it cause Harry’s hair is at its most accurate.”

“True, it is fabulously disheveled, but I was more going for… I don’t know, it’s more intangible, just the- the atmosphere is portrayed so well and… of course, there’s still issues- like, The Marauders were not given nearly enough time to explore, nor the Animagi concept and-”

“How about we just watch it, then?” Virgil smirks. “I swear, you’re getting nerdier with every passing day.”

Roman scrabbles around for the DVD, shouting back, “Excuse you, I’ve always been passionate about Potterlore.”

No, really? I don’t think anyone’s noticed.”

Roman has already pressed play on the DVD, loudly humming along to the theme tune. The beginning passes pleasantly enough, although Virgil starts to feel a horrible prickle of familiarity when Harry storms out of Number 4, Privet Drive. Things are different now, he reminds himself, and he concentrates on trying to keep his breathing measured.

Roman glances at him out of the corner of his eye. He doesn’t say anything, but subtly taps 1, 2, 3, 4 on a pillow, and it helps, a little. 

They reach The Knight Bus scene and Virgil hears the laughter building in Roman’s voice, even as he tries to say it casually: “Oh, look.” He points as the talking head cracks another pun. “There’s Patton.”

Virgil bursts out into surprised laughter. “D-doesn’t that make Logan Stan Shunpike?!

Roman chuckles. “Wait, wait, hold on!” He snaps his fingers and a replica of Logan’s glasses appear on his face. He adjusts them in an uncanny impression, that shatters as he drawls, “Objectively!” in an appalling cockney accent.

“Oh God, never do that again, Roman, I’ll have nightmares.”

There’s comfortable silence for a while. Virgil finds it oddly endearing how enraptured Roman gets while watching the movie: he mouths along with some lines, and his face goes through a roller-coaster of expressions.

And then, they get to the scene where the Hogwarts Express stops.

And Virgil can feel his uneasiness grow, and he should just be silent, damn it, but he feels like just saying something will make him feel better and, hey, Roman will find it funny, right…?

“Oh, look.” Virgil points as Ron’s hand reaches up to cover the ice forming along the train window. “It’s me.”

Roman’s brow furrows. “…Say what? You’re not Ron.”

Backfired, bad idea, horrible idea! “No, I-” Virgil clears his throat. “I meant-”

The dementor looms onto the screen, and Roman’s face turns white.

“Uh, relax, Roman, it was just a joke.”

He doesn’t need to know it’s a defensive mechanism, ha ha ha, just laugh please-

Roman stares at Virgil. His eyes are wide in absolute horror. “But that’s not true at all!” 

And… wow. He bellows it out with such ferocity that Virgil feels touched.

“It’s fine, Roman. Here.” He nods at the screen. “This means Logan is Lupin, in a way.”

Because isn’t that the truth? he thinks despondently. If not for Logan and that… curve thing, he could never be… managed.

Roman still doesn’t look remotely happy. But, he keeps quiet, brow still furrowed, as if in deep concentration. Eventually, he blessedly breaks the silence by saying, “Perhaps Lupin is a mixture of Logan and Patton.”

“Uh, yeah.” Virgil breathes out, grateful that the subject has been changed. “I can see that. Cute.”

They continue watching, but Roman is still distracted, Virgil can tell. Every so often, he bites his lip.

When they reach the first Divination lesson, Virgil asks, “Hey, um, what house is Trelawney in?” He tries and fails to hide his smirk.

“Hmm.” Roman hums thoughtfully. “Ravenclaw, if memory serves. Why?”

“Oooh. You might need to change Houses.”

Roman gasps, affronted, as Trelawney walks into a table. “I beg your pardon, but I am nothing like her.”

Virgil raises an eyebrow. “Oh, really?” 

And then, he tries it out, this whole teasing thing they seem to have going on. It’s new, but it’s not bad new, and Virgil finds it surprisingly easy to imitate Roman’s booming projection of a voice:

“Are you in the beyond?!

He is stunned that Roman now doesn’t look the least bit offended- he just throws back his head and laughs. 

“An accolade worthy performance, Virgil.”

Virgil smiles. “I just watch and learn from the drama queen.”

They slip into silence again. This time it stretches on for so long that Virgil thinks Roman might have fallen asleep. Maybe he should turn off the-

“A-ha!” Roman exclaims and Virgil jumps.

“Woah, woah, what?”

Roman is smiling, fist punching the air in victory. “I finally figured it out! That is, who you are. In… in this movie, certainly.”

Virgil sighs. “Look, I told you, I’m not bothered about the whole Houses thing-”

But Roman cuts him off, and he points at the screen, as Harry screams, “Expecto Patronum!”

“Why, you’re a Patronus, of course, Virgil! I don’t know why I didn’t think of it before.”

Virgil blinks, then looks at Roman uncertainly. “I don’t get it.”

“Oh, it’s all in the spell. A lot of them are rooted in Latin words, Logan was telling me. Expecto can mean I wait, and a Patronus is a protector. So Expecto Patronum is like saying, “I wait for a protector.” And, you said it yourself, your goal is to protect. Isn’t it wonderful, Virgil!” Roman claps his hands together. “You’re the Patronus charm!”

Surely he must be mishearing things. It takes Virgil a few attempts until he’s finally able to speak. “You’re… you’re saying that I- that I’m…” Strength? Light? I can drive away darkness? I… protect? 

He feels like his throat is closing up. “That’s… Jesus, Roman.” He sniffs. “That’s… probably the- the nicest thing anyone…”

His voice fails again, but he doesn’t care. He shuffles closer next to Roman on the couch, and Roman just smiles at him, briefly half hugging him with one arm. Then, he’s off waxing lyrical about all the different forms a Patronus can take, and how Virgil’s would probably shapeshift because that would be sweet, and what would everyone else’s be…

Virgil lets his words wash over him. Even if it’s ‘just’ fiction, he knows he’d be able to conjure up a strong Patronus. He already knows what his happy memory would be.


Also on ao3 here.

[ BTS REACTIONS ] : He flirts with you at a fansigning.

Kim Namjoon
Be prepared to be blushing like a schoolgirl because Namjoon would be so smooth with you. He’d give you sweet compliments and look you directly in the eye as he speaks with you. He thinks its super cute how you get shy and look away from his gaze. His dimpled smile never fades. There’s also a lot of hand holding and giggling. Namjoon almost picked up the habit if calling you “baby girl.”

Before the signing is over he asks security to keep an eye on you so he could see if there was a chance for him to take you out sometime. The other members notice Namjoon’s little crush and tease him about it.

Kim Seokjin
Such a gentleman. Jin would say that you’re beautiful and kiss the back of your hand before interlocking his fingers with yours (a/n: bitch id fucking die). The conversation would be small talk but he’d mostly be asking you questions about yourself. Mostly of him asking if you’re taking care of yourself. Also lots of dad jokes.

Once it was time to switch to another member Jin got cutely clingy. He held your hand for as long as he could until your fingers slipped away from his as you shifted down the line. Jin laid his head on the table pretending to cry.

“Ahh! Don’t leave me-!”


Min Yoongi
Yoongi would be very soft with you more than he usually is with other fans. He’d be super smiley and show skinship with you more than he usually does. You brought him a pair of kitten ears to wear and as you put them on he’d watch you intently admiring in all your features. You caught him gazing at you and gave him sweet smile and cupped his cheeks with your hands. Yoongi got butterflies almost immediately.

Once you had to leave, Yoongi felt a pang of jealousy in his chest as you chatted with Jin but then you looked over at Yoongi again and gave him a smile. He knew that he wanted to see more of you and refused to let you go without his number.

Jung Hoseok
You were just a ray of sunshine and it would’ve been nearly impossible for anyone of the members to not notice you. Your cheery and sweet nature was very apparent and it really drew Hoseok to you. Lots of skinship, like him holding your hands and gentle touches to your face.

The other members noticed the chemistry between you two and teased him about it.

“I think Hoseokie has a new girlfriend.” Yoongi said into the microphone. Your eyes widened and you hid your face with your hands.
“Are you jealous?” Hoseok asked with a smirk.


Park Jimin
This boy made you so shy. He’d have that smile on his face– you know what smile I’m talking about. The shy one.

Jimin would call you cute names like “pretty girl” or “princess.” Then remove your hands from your face when you tried to hide behind your fingers because you were so shy. He thought you were absolutely adorable and he hated to see you go. But as you visited the other members he would do things to get your attention.

“Jiimin! She’s with me now, stop trying to steal her away!” Jin said.


Kim Taehyung
There was just something about you that Taehyung really enjoyed. You seemed to be the life of the party as you waited in the crowd due to those around you laughing at your jokes; even security guards were smiling at your free spirit.

Once you got to Taehyung you didn’t think he could be anymore sweeter. He was very playful with you. He would take your hands and put them on his cheeks and vise versa and other cute things like compare your hand sizes or make kissing faces at you. Taehyung was sad to see you go but he made sure to write his number down in your autograph book. He definitely was waiting on your call.


Jeon Jungkook
You had caught his attention in the crowd and he had been stealing glances at you the whole time at the fansign. As the line moved up and you got closer he felt himself becoming more and more nervous but he tried his best to suppress it once you got to him.

He quickly noted that you were just as shy as him, if not even more. Jungkook smiled at your cuteness and you blushed at his cute compliments.

“You’re really pretty… What’s your name? (Name)? Ah, very pretty..”

{^ Look at his disrespectful ass neck-}

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I’m Void, Baby - Dylan O’Brien

Author: @mf-despair-queen

Characters: Dylan O’Brien/Reader

Word Count: 12,592

Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Masturbation, Oral (male receiving), dirty talk, spanking, bits of drinking, sexy Void Dylan

Notes: I’m not allowed to say “Can you imagine” especially to @minhosmeanhoe​ because then we just talk about sexy things like this. You guys can thank her for giving me this idea and cranking through bits of the story for it.

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Ten Things I Hate About You

Originally posted by teenwolf--imagines

Prompt: based on the poem on the movie that I absolutely love. 

Pairing: Theo Raeken x Reader

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I don’t ship drarry because it’s “Yaoi” (ew).

I don’t ship drarry just because it’s gay.

I don’t ship drarry just because of the “they’re enemies so gay!!!” Cliche.

I ship drarry because it’s logical. It makes sense. Harry and Draco are opposites, yet they attract. They complete each other.

Any other ship with Harry is good, yeah, but can you tell me honestly that Harry wouldn’t get bored of them?

Harry likes a life of new challenging things, no matter what he says. Ginny is great, because she’s a comfort; something familiar. But, she has always worshipped Harry.

Draco? He would be a challenge. He treats Harry normally. He doesn’t weaken just because he’s the “boy who lived”, nor because he defeated Voldemort.

He would love him because he’s Harry.

Harry is messy hair, epic comebacks, awkward laughs. He’s tea on a cold morning.

Draco is sharp corners, pristine clothes, frosty evenings. He is silent laughs and well brewed coffee.

They compliment each other.

Ginny and Harry are too alike for their relationship to work. It would bore Harry.

You need a dynamic for any relationship to work. Hinny doesn’t have that dynamic.

I live for Draco/Harry because they would work together. Just because JKR doesn’t think the same way, doesn’t mean she’s right.

Family of Strays

Originally posted by waywardimpalawriter

Summary: You sneak something into the bunker that Dean disapproves of. Sam helps you hide it, but what will Dean say when he finds out?

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Word Count: 1,700

Warnings: None, just teeth-rotting fluff

A/N: This is my fic for @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog RomCom Fluff Challenge! Thanks for a great challenge, Mimi! I made it as fluffy as possible! My prompt was “I can’t control her any more than I can control the weather” and is bolded below.

A/N/N: Okay, guys, I swear to god that I had the whole name thing as an HC before Jensen named his son… 

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