- Draco: Father got me this snake for Christmas. I think he's trying to say something to me and I know you speak parseltongue and even though I'd rather jump of the astronomy tower than talk to you, can you just tell me what he's saying?
- Snake: *looks up at Harry* He'ssss sssssuper gayyyy forrr yoouuuuu.
- Harry: *smirking* I thought so.
- Draco: What did he say?
- Harry: He says hi.
i don't know if you're still taking these but whatever, thought i'd try anyway lol malec + "Hey, have you seen the…? Oh.”