just so goode

Like a friggin’ ghost, Castiel appears out of nowhere at the end of the table.

“What’s a ‘DILF’?”

Dean raises his head from his book at the same time as Sam. They meet each other’s eyes across the table and promptly enter into a silent battle of wills.

Sam raises his eyebrows. Dean shakes his head subtly. Sam frowns and narrows his eyes. Dean frowns back and flicks his eyes pointedly to Castiel. Sam purses his lips. Dean flicks his eyes to Castiel again. And then Sam wins the argument by cheating, deliberately looking back down at his book on extinct South American languages and doing his best impression of someone who hadn’t even heard the question. He makes an exaggerated show of turning his page and peering closely at the text, even making stupid little noises of interest like the book is the most fascinating thing he’s ever read, and Dean’s frown deepens into a scowl.

“Did you hear my question?” Castiel asks.

Dean sighs, makes a mental note to throw in a red shirt with Sam’s next laundry load of whites, and shuts his own book.

“Where did you hear it, Cas?”

“At the mall,” Castiel answers immediately. “There was a group of adolescents and I heard one of them say the word to her friend.”

“Okay, Cas. Number one? Stop spying on teenagers at the mall, it’s fucking creepy.”

“But I learn so much from them,” Castiel protests.

“And B, ’DILF’ isn’t a word, it’s an acronym. It means… well, it means ‘Dad I’d Like to Fuck,” he says bluntly, deciding to just spit it out, because god knows that using subtlety on Cas doesn’t always have the best track record. “They were saying they thought some older guy there was hot. Usually you don’t hear ‘DILF’ that often though. ‘MILF’ – or Mom I’d Like to Fuck – is a lot more common. It’s pretty popular in some circles, there’s an entire porn niche dedicated to ‘MILF’s. Hell, I’ve even heard of ‘GILF’s before.”

“He doesn’t need an entire lesson on your disturbing porn-watching habits,” Sam mutters from the side of his mouth, without looking up from his book.

“Hey, he asked,” Dean snaps back. “I’m just being thorough – since someone here is zero help.”

“I see,” Castiel says, ignoring their bickering. He looks thoughtful, like he’s pondering something. “…so I’m considered a ‘DILF’?”

“Christ, they were talking about you? Of course they were,” Dean mutters, rubbing a hand over his face. He sighs and straightens up a little. “Not really, Cas, you gotta be a dad to be a ‘Dad I’d Like to Fuck’, and your…whatever it is…with Claire doesn’t really count, you’re not technically her dad.” He mulls it over for a second, then shrugs. “I guess you’re just an ‘Angel I’d Like to Fuck’.”

Castiel looks surprised and pleased. “Thank you, Dean. I find you extremely attractive as well.”

It takes Dean about 1.6 seconds to process what just happened. 

“Wait a second – that’s not what I –“

But Castiel, the flighty bastard, is already striding out of the library just as quickly and efficiently as he’d appeared, apparently satisfied now that his question was answered. The bottom of his trenchcoat disappears around the corner.

“ – meant,” Dean finishes lamely. He grits his teeth in annoyance and tears his eyes away from the empty doorway - straight into Sam’s smug face and knowing smile.

“Smooth, Dean. Real smooth.”

“….you know that’s not what I meant!” he tries again.

“Uh huh. Whatever you say.” Sam looks back at his book and turns the page again, still wearing a stupid smirk on his face.

Dean glares down at the table. “Wasn’t what I fucking meant,” he mutters under his breath. Although he’s not sure if he’s still trying to convince Sam, or himself.

…and how the hell is he supposed to pronounce ‘AILF’ anyways?

Date a boy who...
  • Looks at you like you put the moon, sun and the rest of the starts on the sky- 

-even when you are not there

  • Decides to be goofey with you
  • Seems to drift close to you because you make him comfortable
  • Is there to offer you help and at the same time respects your boudaries- 

-and decisions

  • Would fight tooth and nail for you when you are vulnerable
  • Will never give you his back and instead receive you with a hug
  • Trusts you abilities no matter what
  • Will open up to you on his moments of weakness because he trusts you
  • Who will be there for to have your back even on the moments you are doubting of yourself
  • Date…. Shiro

Date Takashi Shirogane

What OC has done to RC

Before I start this post I just want to say something important: I do not think that OC is reprehensible for taking his brother’s name.

At the time of the contract OC was severely traumatized, starved, abused and a shadow of the child he had been a month earlier; this is a person who had considered himself inferior even before the kidnapping.

In retrospect, OC had just seen his brother (and countless other children) slaughtered in front of him, he saw his parents corpses only a month earlier and had recently sworn his own life away to the same demon who potentially ate RC. OC is also intelligent, he knew that if he returned as himself things would never be easy and he would never be seen as equal to his brother.

Therefore, it makes sense that OC took his brother’s name, he was a young child and the adults around him (though it is the society at fault more than the Phantomhives themselves) should take the majority of the blame. Not that this excuses everything, especially the negative actions OC has taken as a teenager, but that isn’t something I’m going to discuss here.

The main point:

So of course it can’t be ignored that RC didn’t have a choice in any of this either! As far as we know, RC should not receive any less sympathy than OC has ever been given; just because OC was the ‘spare’ does not mean it’s acceptable to overwrite the existence of RC who was equally helpless in their situation.

The more you think about how RC’s identity was taken the more horrific it seems:

  • Nobody knew that RC was dead, they stopped knowing he was gone and caring that he had died.
  • RC’s grave was probably removed, his existence has literally been overwritten and given to someone else; the person he was no longer exists as it has been replaced by OC’s persona.
  • Had RC never returned, nobody would have known that “Ciel Phantomhive” had even been murdered. Just because RC and OC look identical does not mean they are the same person, RC’s life is not interchangeable nor ‘equal exchange’ for his brother’s ‘deceased’ status.
  • Whilst it’s horrific that OC is allowing people to think he is dead (another issue entirely) at least he is given the respect innocents should receive in death. RC is not even given this, nobody will ever mourn him for who he was, they will mourn his brother and the life he made.
  • RC has also been ‘betrayed’ by his brother, his only surviving family.
  • Lastly, in the same way that it’s unfair that OC wasn’t the heir it’s also unfair that RC isn’t allowed to be? If you take his status away from him he is in the same situation OC was - the adults are the ones to blame for this situation not the children who were forced into it. The right of primogeniture makes it hard for any situation to be 'fair’ for the twins.

However, again OC was just a child so I don’t blame him for acting as he did, it really wasn’t his fault considering everything that happened to him. RC isn’t completely a victim either, he’s clearly done bad things just as OC has done! His behavior towards OC in CH129-30 is particularly cruel, though he does have a good reason to be mad… so I’m hoping Yana explores that idea.

Oh and this is assuming that RC wasn’t “evil” in the past, since I believe there’s currently little indication that he had been! Other than his Phantomhive blood of course, but OC has that too.

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Voltron Rebel AU: Keith and Lance

Concept outfit designs.

Can’t wait to do Rebel Klance with @boku-no-heroo at Katsucon 2018!!!

My classes all have a schedule of stuff being due wednesday or thursday and one of my profs pulled a due-monday by 11:59 pm paper so that’s fun. Not a fan. Too many damn papers so far for like the fourth week of the semester

Also have a quick Demyx with his hair down

Don’t repost or use without proper credit, ask first please

I know I’m late, but yesterday was Bi Visibility Day (haha visibility) and I really felt like doodling this

Only my headcanons of course, not the Ultimate Truth. ‘S cool if you don’t agree just don’t be mean about it

AU: Where Whiskey denied Ginger for being a field agent because he didn’t want her to die and also because they’re best buddies. Not because he’s a misogynist.

AU: WHISKEY LOVES WOMEN. HE DRINKS RESPECT WOMEN JUICE (aka Statesman liquor).

AU: After when Whiskey gets healed he wakes up and starts flirting with Eggsy instead of Ginger. “Scream my name, boy.”

AU: Whiskey finally gives Ginger his title because he wants her to be happy and apologizes to her. Champagne retires and Jack becomes Champagne.

AU: Whiskey isn’t a greedy business man.

AU: Whiskey moves on but still misses his wife. He really wants to help Harry and Eggsy but tells them he can’t do the whole mission because “personal” reasons. (Bonus: Jack falls in love with both Eggsy and Harry, though it takes a while for Jack to love Harry.)

AU: Whiskey has a better backstory and doesn’t betray the Kingsman and the Statesman.

AU: Where Vaughn and Goldman aren’t the writers of Kingsman: The Golden Circle.

this-is-such-a-bad-decision  asked:

What if, post-saving the universe, Hunk and Shay always celebrate their anniversary (day they started dating or day they first met) by traveling to a different planet and watching the sunrise? Slightly different (or wildly different depending on the planet) each time, but always beautiful.

YES

The first planet they visit is Earth, of course. Hunk had already visited once to explain the whole Voltron and saving the universe thing to his moms, but this time he gets to bring Shay with him and introduce her to them!!

They love her of course and they all spend the day hanging out and getting to know each other and maybe Hunk gets to show her around the town he grew up in (assuming aliens are like a public thing at that point) and they go shopping and Shay buys some Cool Earth Clothes (PLEASE imagine Shay with a “Sun’s Out, Guns Out” muscle tank) and then Hunk’s moms make them a huge home cooked Earth meal (Hunk and Shay offered to help but they insisted on treating them) and it’s wonderful and the next morning Hunk and Shay wake up real early and climb onto the roof and watch the sunrise together.

anonymous asked:

ugh you met natalie dormer? i'm so jelly.

Yeah, at OzComicCon a few months ago :) She was such a sweet, genuine person.  She signed my GoT poster and we talked Andromeda for a bit. 

i’m now seeing so much intriguing ‘woman in pretty clothes’ and ‘bearded guy’ content that i’m starting to get the sense that maybe i should put the doctor blake mysteries on my watch list due solely to tumblr enthusiasm

anonymous asked:

let's play a game called Is that a Quote from Cr1tikal or a Porno?!. First quote, 'quick, suck the poison out from his penis!'

I’d say Cr1t? but then again it’s viable it could both ahaha 🖤Alex