just so everyone is clear on that

sonhoedesrazao  asked:

JIMON: "Are you flirting with me?”

(because you asked no nicely, it’s based on this picture.)


Simon walked into the bar and was a little taken aback when he noticed it was empty. Even more strange than that, Jace was behind the counter, cheerily building a Jenga tower.

“Oh, you’re early!” His boyfriend said, eyes widening. 

Simon frowned, amused. “I can…go back later if you want. What’s going on? Is this the part where you tell me you got a gig on the side? I kinda like the idea of having a bartender for a boyfriend. Everyone will be, like, ‘are you flirting with me?’, because that’s what bartenders do, but I’ll just casually approach the counter and they’ll will be like, ‘oh, he’s so cool! That hot bartender just kissed him!’”

Jace chuckled, hands resting on the counter and his eyes cast low. He licked his lips and cleared his throat. “Yeah, something like that.” He lightly drummed his fingers on the counter, took a deep breath and said. “Uhm, I was kinda hoping I’d have time to finish this before you showed up, but since you’re here…wanna help me out?”

Simon shrugged. “Sure.” He put his phone down and picked one of the pieces. “Are we playing for something here?”

Jace pursed his lips, considering. “Nah. I don’t think so…no. Yeah, no, we’re not playing for real. Let’s just see how high we can make this thing.”

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anonymous asked:

"grumpy jerk and actual ray of sunshine are BFFs" + Red and Blueberry. (RaccoonSinQueen seriously, totally and completely changed how I feel these two would interact with the chapter where they sneak into Reader's room and read her diary in 6S1M. I now thirst for these interactions between them.)

(LOL nice. ALSO JUST TO CLARIFY THIS IS NOT F/O/N/T/C/E/S/T OR S/E/L/F/C/E/S/T. PLEASE DON’T TAG IT AS SUCH. Completely platonic. Thx)

  • Red is obviously always the one getting them both into trouble.
  • Not a good influence seriously.
  • Blue reminds him of his brother when he was younger so he takes him out drinking and does all sorts of…”little brother stuff” with him.
  • “if i don’t make it out clear my browser history”
  • “RED, EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS WHAT’S IN YOUR BROWSER HISTORY. AND I HAVE WAY BETTER TASTE THAN YOU (JUST SAYING)”
  • He went scarlet “dude, shut the fuck up”
  • Blue always seems to win their bets. Red has lost a LOT of money to him so far.
  • Ok so you know how I said Red always gets them into trouble? Well Blue PERPETUATES IT. But he always has a solution for a possible sticky situation in the end.
  • Keeps Red morals in check and has also collected a fair amount of money in a swear jar. 
  • “PAY UP, RUFFIAN! I’M USING THIS MONEY TO BUY MORE CUPCAKE PANS”
  • “you have six.”
  • “YOUR POINT??”

@raccoonsinqueen (Love your fic btw. But I’d definitely kick Black’s ass >:3 )

things that happened this week (two weeks before launch):

- posted a thread on reddit, asking about the ratio of LGBT characters to straight characters. got a lot of feedback. a lot of “who cares if it’s realistic this sounds great just go for it” and “there are TONS of games that are 100% straight, white, and male, so go for it”. also people warning me that having lots of LGBT characters won’t entice everyone, that it’s a niche market.
conclusion: make it clear that this is a game for people who are LGBT. it is a form of escapism. it is not meant to reflect reality.

- changed rewards to mostly digital. beach badges and pins are the only physical rewards, and are available to donations $25 and up. debating getting rid of one or the other (badge or pin) because they are made in bulk (100-250), and i will probably only get around ~50 orders of them.

- asset creation:





WARNING: see below

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ. 

Warning: Please don’t listen to the audio if you are in any way uncomfortable with sexual things. This Audio was included as part of proof in a call out post I should’ve made a while ago.

I’m sure everyone knows the story of how I met Ultima. It’s quite a funny story actually, I insulted his teeth on a livestream and that led to us getting an interview arranged. Shortly after he interviewed me and Vade, we starting talking a decent amount. It was clear he wanted to date me, and I told him that that summer I just wanted to focus on my studies, but he insisted that we give each other a chance. So I agreed, and we started going out early August. There were a few things that made me uncomfortable in the relationship, but nothing that I thought was damning. He was very insistent that we sext, even when I repeatedly told him no. However I figured it was just a thing that happened in online relationships, since I had previously never had one, and went with it. Nevertheless, we dated for about a month until I fully realized that this wasn’t attractive to me, and that he as a person wasn’t attractive to me, and I tried to break up with him.

I’ll say now that I was definitely not sinless in this relationship, and didn’t stand up for myself in times that I should’ve. I let things happen that I shouldn’t have let happen, and for that I do apologize. I’m obviously not very experienced, and he took advantage of that. When I tried to break up with him, he said a lot of things that set off the Psychologist alarm bells in my head. He told me only he would ever treat me well, and that I would never find someone who would give even half the same kind of love of respect. I’ll find the exact quote: “The worst part of all of this is that YOU are the one who will be losing the most in this situation. I will move on and you will be the one who has a higher chance of regretting the decision to just let me go.”

He then said he would forgive me for this “mistake” if I just agreed to drop it and get back together with him. I insisted that this was my decision that I wanted to make and that was that. A few days later, he contacted me saying that he wanted to get back together. I declined. A few weeks later, he again insisted that we get back together, and that even if we didn’t he asked if he could fly up to my apartment in December and have sex. I again declined. By this point I was dating hawker, and specifically told him we were together. He again asked if we wanted to get back together. I told him quite forcefully that I was dating hawker, and insisted he stop asking.

He still asked occasionally, but it wasn’t until December that I really realized what was going on. Ultima sent me an audio. Remember, this is about 2 months after me and hawker started dating, and he was fully aware of this fact. He sent me an audio fantasizing about having sex with me, completely out of the blue. (AUDIO IS INCLUDED ABOVE). REMEMBER THIS WAS AFTER I HAD REJECTED HIM AND HE KNOWS IM GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. It was around that same time I got some more information.

Jenn came to me and asked a question about Ultima. She told me what had happened (see her blog), and I immediately told him that both the audio and the fact that he did this to Jenn really made me uncomfortable, and I didn’t want to be in contact with him further.

A bit of time passed, and more inconsistencies started to pop up. Upon asking around, both Camila and others he had interviewed had a similar experience. Then, when I confronted him about him pestering other people to date him as well, he blatantly lied to me, saying that they were the ones who had pursued him. Then things began to unfurl, and I realized he had been manipulating and pestering almost every woman he had interviewed.

I didn’t want to make this post to be a vindictive bitch, or to throw him under the bus or anything. I just really wanted to warn people about what type of person he actually is. By all means, if you like his content, watch his content, but don’t think for a second that he is the person he says he is.

I honestly was fooled by his nice guy approach. When Vade and a few more friends told me that he was doing some really questionable things, I defended him. Even now, I’m still feeling a little bad for doing this. But I also got into this mess by not saying what I needed to say when I needed to say it, so I’m going to do that now.

If you are a woman that he’s interviewed and he asks you out, think very carefully about if you want to say yes. Don’t let him pester you, and don’t let him get his way. If he sends you explicit pictures, block him and report him. 

This is also hopefully to show him not to do this in the future. I’m sincerely not trying to ruin his life, and I’m pretty torn up about doing this, but it needs to be done. 

I know this is an extremely stressful time for you, but just remember you can only do as much as you possibly can. Then, give yourself a definite break of at least an hour to two, just to give yourself (brain included) a rest, which everyone needs once one reaches their limit. Remember, you will still be alive tomorrow, the sun will still rise the next day, so its not “A matter of life or death.”
—  Krista Cowton

You know what’s my favorite trope/headcanon ???

Clingy as f u c k Bucky/Winter Solider

Like every time the Winter Solider comes out, he follows Tony everywhere and is constantly touching him. Maybe because the Winter Solider (and Bucky) are touch starved as HECK. And Tony doesn’t mind.

The team doesn’t know about it at first. When the Winter Solider was out and about, everyone stay clear of him. And Tony being Tony waltzes in and just burrows in the Solider’s chest because he’s warm and Tony is so tired.

And everyone is like “!!!!!!!!!!!” But the Solider doesn’t move Tony. In fact he envelopes Tony and whispers softly in his ear. And Tony s o a k s up the attention.

And the team is like “??????????”

And of course Steve ask Bucky if it bothers him. That he can talk to Tony and tell him to back off.

And Bucky almost snaps and says “If you ruin this for me, Rogers, I will beat your ass again and leave you in that river”

And Steve doesn’t ask again. Bucky absolutely loves having Tony sleeping on him. Or just chilling beside him.

10/10 love this concept

BigHit: Okay the coast is clear! No super groups are having a comeback at the moment so we should let BTS drop their new song and win all the awards and sweep the charts!!

StarShip: I think we finally have the timing right! If we drop Monsta X’s new comeback rn we’ll get out first number one annnd finally prove ourselves in the industry!!

JYP: THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME!! Let’s have 2pm and Got7 comeback and just SLAUGHTER everyone and win EVERYTHING! *laughs* And I mean we totes can do it cause who’s big enough to stop us anyway??

SM: *smiles knowingly*

SM:*slithers out of the shadows*

SM: *whispers* SHINee’s Back

BigHit:

Starship:

JYP:

JYP: Damn

I only feel like myself when I’m dancing around a penthouse apartment in a fur coat, drinking champagne from the bottle. He’s watching me, laughing, with his wallet out and his dick hard.

I’m painted like a sad sixties movie star. At 2am I lie in bed with my head on his chest. It’s black & white, but I know my tongue shines like rubies, wet & glossy. Is he watching me sleeping? I’m getting warmer but I don’t want him to see me soften just yet. 

When I try to go he stops me with his hands around my throat. If I say no then I’m a ghost & I’ve never been the kind of girl who fades out like a star. I’m neon signs & prison bars. Give love and then I take it. I’ve been taken from the most.

Sometimes I think I’m so pure that my blood runs clear like holy water & everyone who looks into my eyes will know that I don’t fall in love. I fall from heaven. He thinks I’m here to save him….

Face of an angel & the body of a porn star. The men play cards and split cash like God is watching but he keeps his eyes shut tight, like I do at night when they touch me like a rose, only petals, no thorns…

but where they see a halo, i see horns.

I think my favourite thing about Bubbline is that in the first episode that made it clear this is going to turn real gay real fast (What Was Missing), the characters still had their initial traits. Princess Bubblegum was this perfect little princess who always gets everything she wants and everyone adores her. Marceline was this “dark and mysterious” ancient vampire who’s oh so cool and nonchalant, but also a terrifying force when angered.

Originally posted by enitari

And now we see so much deeper into their characters. Bonnibel is actually almost as old as Marcy is and she’s been hardened into a ruthless despot, who is ultimately well-intentioned but also goddamn scary sometimes, and above all so, so deeply flawed. Marcy herself is still the lost little girl she was when she turned immortal, her blasé attitude is actually just a defense mechanism and yeah, she’s still a powerful vampire, but also a precious awkward potato most of the time.

Maybe even better than all this is the fact that they both helped each other develop. Bonnie is less tense now and focuses more on her personal relationships and sees beyond the masses of her citizens. Marceline was briefly mortal again thanks to PB and is vastly better at handling her emotions and maintaining her relationship with others.

Originally posted by regressionsimulator

These two are amazing.

a collection of notes about what i’d do if i made an aristotle and dante movie adaptation bc i want to make one so bad:

  • Basically all of the semblance of my cinematic inspiration comes from Wes Anderson and shit so bear with me lolI 
  • just, in my mind for the car crash 
  • I would love to film it in a series of short scenes and shots without clear view of the face
  • Most of the focus would be on the bird and the glare of light from the rain etc
  • And the scenes would be so fast the audience would almost have trouble processing what was happening 
  • After the hit, the soundtrack would go silent and it would cut immediately to a wide above view shot of ari in the hospital bed
  • When filming it, I would want to go for Ari’s feeling of seperation and isolation
  • So all the shots would be like normal busts but just TOO wide
  • Like there’s extra space separation him from everyone else
  • Especially dante
  • Since during that time they have the period of emotional and physical separation 
  • AND!!!It would be completely the opposite with dante
  • The shots of him in the hospital would feel crowded and intimate
  • Think the middle ground between a close-up and a bust shot 
  • So like part of the body is cut out bc its so close but not too close u can see the actor’s breath lmao
  • I think Dante would feel overwhelmed and broken after being beat up by those boys
  • So ari crowding over him in concern would be shown in the angles and closeness of the camera
  • And the final chapter
  • OH the final chapter
  • Man oh man
  • It would be quiet
  • really really quiet
  • Not so quiet that the audience wouldn’t be able the hear
  • But I would make sure the actor’s would be subtle in their acting and gestures so everything would be soft and meaningful
  • Especially when Dante finally gets upset
  • It would disturb the awkward silence and shake the scene
  • Propelling the narrative and music to a brighter strong tone
  • And the audio would get louder until ari says his confession, in which it’ll reach a crescendo of emotions, to quiet realization
  • in general: Outside shots would be unbearably wide to make ari feel small
  • And the themes of isolation and crowdedness would probs pop up a lot in the cinematography and the lights would be very washed and there would be minimal makeup to make the characters seem more real and  the music would be very soft, almost like the movie carol also lots of rock ballads and 80′s tunes

bonus: what little i wrote of a screenplay for the final chapter 

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jesynelson: Was gonna leave it because people love to write shit all the time and it’s just something we have to get used to but it’s gone to far now and it’s really starting to get on my boobs 🙄 there never has been and never will be a feud between my Perrie winkle and me! I didn’t like the one poxy picture of myself so I asked Pez to crop me out and like a good friend she did and for some strange reason there has now been a story created that me and my Pez hate each other 🙈 biggest load of bulls**t I’ve ever heard! Anyway just wanted to clear that one up with everyone cs it’s gotten a tad out of hand now 👍🏻

just a friendly reminder that when i say “i love alexander hamilton” or anyone else im referring to lin’s characterisation of hamilton or whoever im talking about’s depiction of the person not the actual historical figure, i am very aware that the real humans had flaws and shouldn’t be ‘romanticised’

On PewDiePie’s latest video...

Okay, so let me start by getting a couple of things out of the way.  I’m half-Jewish on my mom’s side.  That said, I’m not religious, I don’t observe Jewish traditions, and I’ve never been the victim of anti-semitism.  So I recognize that my own feelings and experiences aren’t going to be representative of everyone with Jewish heritage and shouldn’t be taken as such.

Second of all, I want to make it clear that while this post may be critical of some of PewDiePie’s actions at points, I don’t feel that he’s a bad person and I don’t want to start any drama.  This is just me getting my own feelings out there.

I’ll admit that I’m pretty new to PewDiePie’s videos, although in the relatively short time I’ve watched him he’s said and done a number of things that many have considered ignorant and offensive.  I don’t think that he’s said these things because he’s genuinely bigoted or actually wants to hurt anyone - I think he’s either going for comedy and/or using outdated jargon.  However, regardless of his intentions, he has offended some people and I don’t like how quickly some others are to invalidate those feelings.  Yes, something might not be offensive to you, but you don’t know how certain words and phrases have effected other individuals throughout their lives.  You don’t get to decide what’s hurtful or offensive to someone else.

I will say, though, that I feel that there are some people who like to take PewDiePie’s statements out-of-context and judge and attack him, not because his statements effected them personally or even applied to their demographic, but because they just don’t like him and this gives them a chance to feel morally superior tearing him down.  And these are the people who I think need to get a life, stop white knighting for minorities who can speak for themselves, and just avoid watching people they don’t like instead of throwing hate at them.

So now I want to talk about PewDiePie’s latest video and how it effected me personally.  Again, I’m not speaking for all Jews here…my experiences and feelings are very different from others, and while I don’t feel like I’ve ever been personally oppressed, I feel like what PewDiePie did still applies to me.  Now before anyone attacks me, yes, I understand that it was a joke that doesn’t reflect his actual mindset.  And, yes, I understand that when he typed that request in, he wasn’t expecting it to actually play out the way it did.  But hearing that Jesus-impersonator mispronounce jacksepticeye’s name so horribly was just something I wasn’t prepared for.  As a Jew, I really respect people with a good sense of humor, and while Jack himself may not be Jewish, his humor rivals that of any Jew I’ve ever known.  So I just can’t believe PewDiePie would publish such a horrible butchering of his name.  After that, I just couldn’t bring myself to watch anymore of the video.  I’m sure it was hilarious and probably would have restored my faith in Pewds, and I’ll probably finish it later, I just need a little time.  Anyway, thank you for reading.

Transference (M) – Chapter 02

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Summary: During a routine visit to the local bakery, you stumble upon an intriguing business card and figure, what the hell. The business arrangement becomes…mutually beneficial. Y’all know where this is going.

Pairing: Hoseok x Reader

Genre: Smut, Angst

Word Count: 4,877

Warning: Tantric!Hoseok, therapist/client relationship, sexual themes, discussions of BDSM, shibari, profanity.

A/N: Thank you everyone for the outpouring of love and support for our favorite therapist. I sincerely hope you all enjoy this next installment.

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E: Alex…
N: wow, he’s got a guitar…
E: swipe right, don’t click
N: he looks cool, though
E: point is, you can pick yourself when you get tinder, you can log on, meet a lot of nice people
N: excuse me? I’m not gonna download tinder
E: why not?
N: why not? Isn’t that pretty clear, when I have a guy already?
E: yeah, but he lives in London, Nora.
N: now you’re being lame
E: you are a person who does the right things, you always have to be so nice. Can’t you just jump into it? Do it! Go like this, like OH you know? Yeah, exactly, now I feel like you’re…
N: yes, now… *walks away*
E: Nora!
N: bye, Eskild!
E: love you! Argh, difficult! Oh my god. Everyone knows that William won’t come. Jeeses!

I: uh, Eskild? Can I ask you a question?
E: Isak, seriously. Yes, I accept your apology, it’s okay, like for the last time I’m not mad at you. Okay? I… I get why you said what you said, and now I’m done with it. So you don’t have to walk around here like a… it’s driving me nuts!
I: it’s not that, I seriously need some advice.
E: of me? You need advice, of moi? You want that? Because you trust me? And look up to me?
I: yeah
E: because I’m your Guru?
I: sure
E: say it. Say: eskild is my guru.
I: fuck it, no no, just drop it
E: say it! Okay, okay okay okay, Isak! Okay. What do you need advice about?
I: you now that guy, Even?
E: yes. What about him.
I: we had a thing… and he said that he would break up with his girlfriend. And then suddenly he says that things are moving too fast, and then he’s together with his girlfriend again and then sometime after that again he gives me a drawing. And I’m like, cool, so I send him a text and thank him for the drawing, and then he doesn’t answer.

E: but he has a girlfriend?
I: yeah
E: okay, how long have they been together?
I: like four years
E: okay
I: that’s not good, right?
E: I mean yeah, or… I don’t know. How honest do you want me to be?
I: not too honest maybe… no, fuck it. Just say it like it is.
E: okay, like… I know a lot of guys in heterosexual relationships who sleep with guys, that’s normal, but… it’s not that many that breaks up with their girlfriend to be with them. I think, I mean, that’s just advice from me, just my opinion. My guru-advising. I’m not Buddha, not a God, kinda. So, was that helpful?

important trailer stuff I haven’t seen talked about.

YO! So, as you can see, my head has finally cleared from the outstanding catastrophe that was my mind after watching the second trailer. So, of course, I went over it and decided to make a compilation of everything I missed the first time watching it, and what we should probably be looking out for! 

First off, we see a Zarkon flying through space, as shown below. 

And then, later in the trailer, we see everyone standing around, looking out to space, 

Now, I have no idea if it’s just me, but the area looks exactly the same. And I can’t tell for sure, but this 

looks like Zarkon, in my opinion. It could be a Galra ship, Zarkon, or maybe both. We don’t know. However, the point i’m trying to make is, I think it’s safe to say that these to bits are part of the same episode/scene.

Oh, and might I point out that this scene from the first trailer down below is the same place as in the second trailer!

WHAT DOES IT MEAN.

Also… where is Lance in this scene?

… Imma just leave that there… 

Anyways. 

Secondly! 

Please, let us look at Concerned!Coran. Look at his face! LOOK AT IT

Can I just point out and say that we, very rarely, see Coran looking this worried. There are only a few other times we see Coran with this expression, one being when he comforts Lance. I mean, just the way he’s watching Shiro as he takes charge and leads the team. 

my heart is broken moVING ON!

1. This beast is slightly terrifying. 

2. They are obviously on a planet with rocks and such. Perhaps the planet that Shiro and Keith crashed on??? (as shown below)

and 3. I shall, from this moment on, be referring to the creature as Tim and nobody can tell me otherwise. 

Let’s continue. 

Okay, I noticed some stuffs about the picture below. 

1. Lance is in pain. 

2. Oh my word this monster he’s battling is like a giant. 

3. They are obviously inside with the support beams/ceiling. (where ARE they?!)

4. Perhaps this monster is Galra OR another beast sent by Zarkon to defeat the paladins. (Look at the Galra purple eyes, people. You cannot tell me this beast/man is not related in some shape or form to the Galra empire.)

Also, more stressed lance. 

(is it just me or do the buildings look similair?)

Okay, and last but not least! 

Angry Shiro makes his appearance once again. Which, I’d just like to point out, we see a LOT of angry Shiro in the trailer, more so than I would have thought. As shown in the picture above and below. 

Since everyone else is pointing out how we’re getting a possible friendly Galra, I won’t touch up on it. But, there you go! My very long break down of the trailer! 

And, idk if it’s just me, but they seem to be taking a completely different look on the next season from this trailer VS the last one, where it was all dark and “Shiro is probs dead!”, if you know what I mean. It’s interesting, and I can’t wait to see how they’ve created the Second Season! (also, I’m a sucker for the main characters trying to get away from the inevitable so I am ecstatic for this season!) 

Okay, that’s all folks! I encourage you to watch the trailer again and again! And please, tell me what you think of what I noticed! :) Alright, I’ll stop now. :P Resume your normal scrolling.

L: We haVE to show everyone-

K:…

L:…

L: So that camera, has it been on the whole time?

K: *Clears throat* I thought this spot would be good for answering questions 

K: Since we haven’t been on in a few days, y’know

L: Right.

L: I’m surprised we still get asks like this

K: aha, I know, it’s really weird, there’s always so many, even though I delete most of them.

L: Yeah it’s not like we would ever…

K: Yep-

K: I don’t think they’re gonna stop until we…

L: Yeah, I mean we could just do it, get it over with 

L: to stop these anons I mean… they’re becoming more and more annoying

L: Let me know if you’re going to elbow me again, I’d like to brace myself this time

K: Lance, shut. up.

you guys im SO hungover still but listen, there is only one way “elain uses the bond to manipulate lucien” goes

  • nobody asks her to do it. she’s just tired of feeling like she’s not contributing, tired of everyone treating her like she’s too delicate and sweet to do the kind of awful, ruthless work the rest of them do. 
  • and also it’s pretty clear that everyone’s feeling about lucien are mixed at best, so she tells herself–it’s okay, he’s probably not that good of a guy anyway, he’s the enemy, it’s okay, it’s okay–
  • her gut tells her otherwise, of course, but she talks herself into it.
  • she gets there and she’s all smiles and flirty arm touches and doe eyes
  • (and lucien… if he doesn’t see through it, he can tell something’s seriously wrong, but she’s here and she’s his mate so even if he’s wary as hell he’s still going to talk to her)
  • this lasts a maximum of twenty three minutes before Elain bursts into tears midsentence and she starts crying im sorry, i can’t do it, i’m sorry, you don’t deserve this, I just wanted to help feyre, i’m so sorry
  • like, guys, lucien is so sad and he has been hurt so many times. manipulating him is like kicking a puppy. I don’t think Elain would go through with it regardless because that’s just not her, but once she’s next to him, once she feels him through the bond and gets even the faintest idea of how much he’s already suffered, game over.
  • Lucien can’t find it in himself to be upset, or even disappointed, honestly. he wants to be hurt, should feel hurt, at the deception, but fuck, there’s so obviously not a malicious bone in her body that all he feels is pity and a sort of directionless anger–not towards elain, but towards the circumstances that made this poor sweet kid feel like she had to turn herself into a monster.
  • Lucien soothes her as best he can, assures her he’s not mad, that he understands. Elain keeps apologizing and can’t stop crying, and Lucien resorts to making dumb jokes to put her at ease.
  • Which just makes Elain cry harder, because he’s being so nice and sweet when she tried to do something awful to him, and–
  • Listen. it’s a mess. Lucien starts crying too a little bit. all the pent up emotions and anxieties about the bond and each other get released in ugly cry-laughter and then Elain gets the hiccups and her whole body convulses with each one and it’s the funniest thing lucien has ever seen in his life.
  • at long last it all works its way out of their system and they’re teary and wrung out, a strange and fragile comfort between them now
  • and elain, because her entire coming here was predicated on the lie that just spectacularly imploded, asks, “What do we do now?”
  • Lucien says, “I think we should be on the same team.”
  • “I’d like that.”
  • and from then on they are
MONSTA X as types of people in a group chat

We’ve all been subjected to the classic types of people found in any standard group chat, so without further ado, the Monsta X boys as stereotypical members of a group chat :))


SHOWNU: The Quiet Observer. He’s really good at reading every message that comes into the chat but never responding. Shownu really just watches everyone else interact and is glad to be invited anyway.

Originally posted by wonkyuns

WONHO: The Selfie-Sender. Nobody knows why he seems to think they’re interested in his daily outfits or hairstyle of the day, but regardless, he’s constantly updating them on his looks or location via selfies. So many selfies.

Originally posted by mybabyoppa

MINHYUK: The Spammer. Instead of taking the time to type out one concise and clear message, Minhyuk is always getting his points across by sending them in twenty different short messages. Once he’s going, he won’t stop. His phone is practically glued to his hand, especially when someone is actually answering him for once.

Originally posted by chiqkihyun

HYUNGWON: The Memer. Hyungwon has a reaction picture for every occasion, and nobody really questions it anymore. If things have been quiet for a while, he won’t hesitate to send one of the many memes he’s collected throughout the day to liven up the chat. Gets annoyed when the other members only reply with laughing faces. 

Originally posted by kpopidolaegyooo

KIHYUN: The Two-Faced. Depending on the day, weather, or any other random circumstance that has nothing to do with anything, Kihyun is either the caring mother or the groups main bully. One minute, he’ll be reminding everyone of their schedules and to dress warm, and the next he’ll be calling the others out and picking on them. It doesn’t even hurt their feelings anymore.

Originally posted by aceyng

JOOHEON: The Late-Night Philosopher. Jooheon will be vacant from the chat all day, but as soon as everyone else has put their phones on the charger for the night and decided to turn in, Jooheon suddenly floods the chat with ideas about life and all it’s meanings, most of which make 0 sense to anyone reading them in the morning hours. 

Originally posted by wonyeols

I.M: The Drama Starter. Let’s face it, he lives for the drama in life. So Changkyun is an expert at stirring up the drama in the chat between the others and then promptly removing himself from the situation. He really just enjoys reading the arguments later on, to be honest. 

Originally posted by seunqyoun