just pwned

Slytherin's Girl Dormitory
  • Pansy: [squeaks] Daphne! Milly! Tracey!
  • Daphne: What is it Pans? Are you alright?
  • Pansy: [grins] Draco and I are going on a date!
  • Tracey: Wow! Good for you! You've been wanting to go out with him for months now.
  • Millicent: And he asked you out? That's great!
  • Daphne: Sooooo, when's the date???
  • Pansy: It's on the 30th of this month!
  • Tracey: But isn't it February?
  • Pansy: So?
  • Daphne: [gasps] Oh, honey... [hugs her]
  • Tracey: [taps Pansy's shoulder] I'm sorry honey.
  • Pansy: Why?
  • Millicent: Should I tell her?
  • Tracey: Go ahead.
  • Pansy: What's going on?
  • Millicent: Pansy, there's no 30th of February.

cherrykabo  asked:

I heard you're playing Mother 1! Will you ever draw Lloyd and Ninten together? :0

they’re great! i love them!!

also, i think i fell in love with ninten.

i cried so hard when i realised he just single handed-ly pwned 3 alligators

his offense up made him too op. 

“Why Ciel with a hula hoop though?”
Well that’s because sometimes people just don’t have the creativity to draw things I want, so I get tired of waiting for artist to do it and end up drawing it myself.
Now alright everybody LISTEN!!!

When Valentine’s Day finally comes, you need to walk up to that very special person and tell them exactly this:
“Baby, you’re just like a hula hoop: either you’re too weird for some people to try you out, or you’re just weird enough for me :3”
And I swear you will get laid right then and there. No matter where you are. Even if you’re in Starbucks- fuck Starbucks’ people man! You’re getting laid, and you know what? Those people won’t even complain cause you just pwned the shit out of them, and couples are gonna be like “Why didn’t YOU tell me the hula hoop???” And the other will be like “I’m sorry I just-” “Fuck you Michael!”
And they will aaaaaall start to break up, and you will laugh cause they’re breaking up. And you didn’t break up. You’re getting laid!
And that’s how you win Valentine’s, yes.
This was a message from your one and only senpai :3

Straight White Boy Problem #595

*puts pen cap on my pen and pretends to draw a pen line down my bros tshirt* hahah bro chill out the cap was on the pen just chill out bro lol you just got PWNed!! *bro freaks out, gives me a BIG SHOVE in front of the teacher and we both get detention even though it was totally his fault*

Review - Otherbound by Corinne Duyvis

I think we’ve all seen those posts where some douchebro is like “not every thing needs a bisexual low-income mute woman of color who use sign language or a one-legged epileptic Latino guy”.  Those examples are done in the spirit of spiteful condescension, like it would be TOTALLY RIDICULOUS to have a story like that.   Which is why it gives me exceptional pleasure to say:

Go home boys, Corinne Duyvis has just pwned you all.  

Otherbound is a heart-pounding page-turner that sweeps you up in a thrill ride that you can’t put down.  This is a ‘stay up until you just can’t keep your eyes open please please one more page Mom!’ kind of book.  It’s 400 pages but I blew through it in 3 days because I was absolutely enthralled by Nolan and Amara’s intertwined stories.  

In our world, Nolan is a Latino teen boy with a prosthetic leg and  what doctors call epileptic seizures.  But they are not really seizures.  They are what happens when Nolan becomes overwhelmed by visions of what is happening in a magical world to a mute servant girl named Amara.  

The first time we meet Amara, she is enduring horrifying physical abuse by her master Jorn for the crime of learning to read.   She is in pain from having her arm burned, but it doesn’t last long.  Amara has the gift of healing in a world where many people, called mages, have magical gifts.   It is why she was abducted from her position as a palace servant when the current leader deposed the royal family.  Jorn, a powerful mage, forces Amara to serve the renegade princess, Cilla.  Her healing abilities are useful since Cilla is cursed and Amara can direct the painful curses onto her then heal quickly.  They live constantly on the move from those hunting Cila, and Amara has to navigate everything from Jorn’s drinking to her secret love affair with the other servant, Maart.  

Nolan finds that his latest anti-seizure medicine allows him to control Amara’s body after years of only being able to watch, making her aware of his presence for the first time.  However the timing of this revelation could not be worse as the danger to both Princess Cilla and Amara is growing.  As are the feelings between the two girls.  Nolan’s presence is both unwanted and necessary in ways I will not spoil, but color me extremely impressed that Duvyis is able to tell this story without it ever feeling like Nolan is a pervy voyeur.  The ending is full of twists and turns that ratchet up the already considerable tension to nail-biting levels.      

Meanwhile Otherbound doesn’t shy away from REALLY difficult questions.  How can Nolan and Amara work together when she feels his intrusions into her body as a violation?   Can real love and trust ever exist between Amara and Cilla given their vast class and power differences?  And what about Maart, who is constantly encouraging her to run away and rebel against the system?   And when you have power for the first time in your life, what is the right decision when your actions affect so many others?  

Author Corinne Duvyis (who also co-runs disabilityinkidlit) is herself a bisexual disabled woman and her passion for representation shows.  She has taken unique care to present a story with a diverse cast of characters that never falls into disability tropes or bisexual cliches.  The end result is a rollicking page-turner that blends classic adventure-fantasy aesthetic with thought-provoking depth.   

- Sarah

So, I got caught up on s5 of TW and actually am quite enjoying it! 

Spoilers Ahead for Season 5, Episode 1 and 2.

Primarily, I feel like everyone is really, really IN CHARACTER. I realize that this is canon and obviously they are sort of in character by definition but, you know what i mean. For example:

  • Suspicious Stiles. I have always been a HUGE proponent of suspicious, overly organized, obsessive Stiles. A Stiles who keeps maps of where everyone should be and lists of people he doesn’t trust and does whatever necessary to back up his claims and get proof.
  • Trusting Scott. I mean, Scott believing the best of everyone is just wonderful. But the fact that he also doesn’t really get mad at Stiles for being suspicious. Like he thinks Stiles is wrong and encourages him to stop but so far we haven’t had an angry “god you are just WRONG” mean moment Scott. I hope the show continues like this. I don’t want Scott to choose Theo OVER Stiles at any point. 
  • Insecure Scott. I think I just really identify with this- but Scott not telling anyone he wants to go to UC Davis because he’s afraid he’s not good enough… I do the same thing with important goals! So i think that’s awesome.
  • Badass Scott. Scott owning that werewolf dude in Ep1 is like… just ugh. Flashback to Scott owning that assassin chic from last season. I hope villains never stop underestimating Scott McCall because seeing them just get pwned like effing n00bs is my jam. like… umad bro?
  • Paintaking Scott. Obviously there are not enough words in the universe to tell you exactly how I felt about this scene. 
  • Parent Scott and Stiles. The Scott/Stiles/Liam relationship is just really well done I think. Like I just got gooey feelings of joy whenever the three were on the screen together. But both of them giving him advice in seperate scenes ALSO made me squee aloud. Like you two are such good co-parents. And now its not even because ive written fic of that. It is canon. open a werewolf orphange, you two.
  • Lil Baby Liam. So Liam has never been my favorite character but I think he MIGHT BE this season. Just Liam following orders and being a teenager (oh one earbud. the youth) but also like… Stiles needs me to check out Theo with him. Okay! Stiles needs me to turn the ignition of his car? Okay! Stiles needs me to get out of this hole? Okay! Oh, the girl is bullying me but i deserve it but also I DON’T DESERVE THIS, head-on-locker Liam is too cute.
  • Oh No the parents are Fighting Liam. So the car scene mentioned about with Perfect Scott and Losing His Temper Stiles? It was HONESTLY MADE EVEN MORE PERFECT by The cuts to Uncomfortable Liam. Like… I swear, that is honestly what kids look like when their parents fight. Just: please stop, oh my god, this is so awkward, oh god, please work, Jeep, please work, pls, pls pls….
  • Protective Puppy Liam. I just LOVED when Theo found Stiles and Liam and Liam stood protectively in front of Stiles. LIKE AH. Stiles being the pack’s most valuable human and Liam will NOT let anything happen to his Alpha’s Second. Or his Alpha’s Co-Alpha. And then Liam shifting to save Mason.
  • Liam and Mason. Mason who has researched all summer. Liam who is afriad to tell him. Liam who encourages Mason to check out the soccer players as a supportive bro. Pimp out that soccer team, Liam. Pimp it on out. And, of course, Mason who goes and checks out soccer players and then works out nonstop and texts nonstop waiting for his friend. Like I am here for this friendship. 
  • Blunt Wonderful Malia. A Malia who talks openly about how hot Theo is and then offers to torture him? Yes. This is the Malia I know and love. A Malia who challenges Stiles but still loves him but also seems much more secure in herself, even if her parents are CRAZY people. She knows that. She also knows she is still a badass. LET ME JUST LIFT THIS TREE FOR YOU KIND CITIZENS. 
  • Gonna go get what she wants Lydia. Yup, Lydia is on the Marrish train. I am on the Marrish train. Lydia is driving that train you better be all aboard. I also like that her flirting seems much more geniune and sweet than it did in previous seasons. Mature Lydia is my jam. 
  • Benevolent Goddess Lydia. A girl is having trouble? Lydia will take care of her. Lydia will see to it that a cop is watching the house all night. CARING LYDIA IS SO WONDErFUL She’s that totally popular girl at school who seems too cool for you, but is not. I bet Lydia is just the nicest if you are brave enough to talk to her. But If you’re not brave enough and you’re having trouble, she will come fix it. Oh and dear god, if you are mean at this school, she will destroy you. Bullies watch out. Lydia Martin runs this school and she does not like your kind.
  • The Lydia and Kira Dream Team. Give me all the silent communication between the two smartest girls in class. Give me even more of the Kira slinging one arm over Lydia as they walk away. I am very happy with this. VERY HAPPY. 
  • Wearing a Belt that Turns into  A Sword Kira. Not sure about the logistics of that belt but I loved it. Kira is actually just WONDERFULLY funny this season. IMMA GO WALK- wait. no it’s raining. Nevermind. OOPS, I just got too excited and blew up a lamp. Let’s continue making out anyway. Kira is a wonderful ray of sunshine and I love her and Scott togehter very much.
  • The Yukimura Family. Especially Ken. Adorable dorky father who is just too nice to everyone. I declare cinnamon roll. Re: Driving Scene with Malia. Badass Ghost Story Telling Noshiko is also a plus. Didn’t really follow the story or why she felt the urge to share but I appreciated that she did. You tell those cryptic myths, ma’am.
  • Ready to Mingle Sheriff Stilinski. The wedding ring is off, secret conferences about protecting Parrish are ON and I see a Melissa/Sheriff takeoff in the near future.
  • Supportive Sheriff Stilinski. He doesn’t really believe his son but… wait his son is a genius. Alright. HAVE SOME COP ADVICE AS YOU STALK THIS OTHER TEENAGER, SON. ENJOY POLICE WORK. (meanwhile, let me keep my lil parrish bb safe from the world…)
  • Slightly Scatter Brained Melissa McCall. i swear this is EXACTLY how i picture her. Is there food in the fridge? Nope. Does she have cash? rarely. Is she really aware of where her son is? Not always. Is she still the best mom in the entire unvierse? HELL YES. Give me all the realistic single, working Moms, please. ALL OF THEM. That reminds me…
  • Note-Leaving Scott McCall. Incredibly Powerful True Alpha Werewolf that Runs his Own Pack and protects Beacon Hills against Alpha Packs, Hunters, Assassins, and Giantic people wearing skulls on their head who ALSO LEAVES HIS MOTHER A NOTE TELLING HER WHERE HE IS AND WHEN HE’LL BE HOME. Like honestly. Just drown me in the fluff already.
  • Evil Theo. Okay, I really love that Theo is evil. I love it because Stiles is right and he’s so wonderfully slimey and i LOVED the last scene of episode 2. A bad guy who (at least rn) seems to be fully aware of his evilness and who has kidnapped people into playing his parents? Yes. This is a bad guy I can get behind. Smart, age-appropriate, a very good liar. My slytherin self respects the hell out of him. USE THAT DEAD SISTER ANGLE, THEO. REALIZE THAT STILES IS THE IMPORTANT ONE YOU HAVE TO WIN OVER AND TRY TO MANIPULATE HIM TOO. Like, honestly, this season is looking to be a head-to-head between Stiles and Theo and I think it’s going to be glorious. Two Slytherins going head to head is always awesome. So much trickery! So much backstabbing! YES!

Okay, I should stop there. But basically, I am VERY pleasantly surprised by this season. Obviously, it’s not perfect and I reserve the right to change my mind but so far… good stuff, TW. 

I shall now tag this OUTRAGEOUSLY so that every possible combination of blacklisted works comes up and people are not spoiled if they have not watched it…

anonymous asked:

Dude legit i've been at secondary school for 5 years and I remember in primary school we always had to sing the national anthem at assembly and we don't do that now and legit all I remember is Australians all let us rejoice .....young and free? Golden soil? Wealth? Something about being girt by sea Blah blah ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAAAAAAAAIR!

omg at my primary school we sung both versus every assembly and then in my high school we only sung the first verse at every assembly and i was like ???

omg i just reemember being so pwned on the floor of the assembly hall and hearing the words “and we’ll now stand for the national anthem” and eveyrone groaning and standing up and stretching and almost passing out from the sudden change in blood pressure or w/e

omg i just googled the lyrics and wtf apparently its “beneath out radiant southern cross” ok all this time i thought it was beneath our raging southern cross