just pretend theyre not

Yuuri’s sure if it got even a degree colder, his balls would end up bluer than the goddamn sky.

“O-o-of all the t-t-times, wh-why now?” he stutters, stuffing his hands further into his track suit pockets. Any deeper and he might just rip a hole through the material, but Yuuri couldn’t care less. It’s freezing, and he knows as night falls, it’s only about to get colder.

He’s no stranger to harsh weather- Hasetsu has hit him with ridiculously hot summers and chilly winters, but Russia’s cold bites in a way no other place ever has. Yuuri’s spent a majority of his life in an ice skating rink, but the sheer amount of pain he feels at the moment is unnatural. No amount of exposure to ice could possibly prepare him for this.

“The fuck is wrong with you?”

It’s a familiar voice, the anger and stubbornness a comfort that cuts through the fog in Yuuri’s brain. He never would’ve thought Yurio’s voice would be a source of such happiness, but it is.

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lotr meme: seven places (2/7) → Rivendell

[The house of Elrond] was perfect whether you liked food, or sleep, or work, or story-telling, or singing, or just sitting and thinking best, or just a pleasant mixture of them all. Evil things did not come into that valley.

  • Fire Emblem fandom: the new 3ds games are nothing but tropes!! the characters are all one dimensional and they all have gimmicks that they revolve around!
  • Also Fire Emblem fandom: *ignores characters like Joshua, Lute, Ilyana, Makalov, Sain, Florina, and countless others who also revolve around their gimmicks*

sometimes when people on here add bad commentary to my posts i pretend theyre literally just tiny little people yelling at me from inside my computer like that locker scene from men in black 2 

i think i would literally chop off my limbs for dan and phil to do the roast yourself challenge

does anyone else like know that theyre objectively ugly so they just pretend not to be as a coping mechanism and avoid all reflective surfaces when theyre out in public



“He knows me.”

protect lesbian trans girls please

please stop assuming that theyre sexual predators and just are pretending to be trans to watch women in bathrooms

lesbian trans women are women who love women, not men pretending to be women who love women so they stalk women in bathrooms

all trans women are actual women so please end the stigma around lesbian trans women

little julerose headcanons??

  • they watch horror movies together All The Time
    rose pretends to be scared as an excuse to snuggle into juleka but really she loves them. most of these headcanons are up for negotiation but ill fight over this one.
  • rose made juleka a huge scrapbook of all their times together for their one yr anniversary. its the perfect blend of goth and pink and juleka cherishes it
  • they have a shared monster high doll collection 
  • usually when they have sleepovers, rose braids julekas hair and juleka gives rose a manipedi and does her makeup . (they never know why they bother w the makeup part bc it gets ruined like 2 seconds l8r when they kiss)
  • going to lush together and picking out scents for one another tho
  • they get a kick out of pretending to be straight when ppl think theyre Just Friends
  • they watch anime together. their fave is madoka magica.
  • Headcanon that in Shadowhunters Alec and Lydia both work together to set up dates for each other and just pretend to be together when theyre around their parents to keep them happy
  • Theyre both extremely close and become really good friends where Alec tells Lydia everything, including his feelings for Magnus and Jace