just posting it here so i can get it

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alright i made a richard spencer getting punched shirt, the first pic is the front and the second is the back. you can buy it here on the store that i just put up. sorry its so expensive thats just the price zazzle gave me im making like $1 in profit off this 

Taking a break from finals studying! I wrote this one shot where none of the Red Queen characters can get a jar open, and basically, everyone just slowly gets angrier and more annoyed.

Takes place sometime in the second half of King’s Cage at the Scarlet Guard camp. Enjoy!

A loud thud followed by a distraught “UGH” is what brought Mare into the kitchen that morning.

“Here Gis, I’ll do it,” she says, reaching for the jar that was in her sister’s hand.

Gisa shuts the sink off and lets out another huff. “I swear I’ve been trying to open this for twenty minutes.”

“Oh come on, now your just being dramatic,” she says with a smile.

“Mare calling someone else dramatic?” Kilorn says, walking into the room. “The irony…”

She fixes him with a glare and debated punching him for that. Before she could get violent, she gives the jar a twist and unknowingly started what would be an infamous story for years to come in the Scarlet Guard camp.

“Damn, that IS stuck!”

“Let me try,” the fish boy says.

“No just give me- a second- I almost-”

“Yeah, looks like it,” Kilorn says, laughing at her aggravated expression. “Give it to me.”

Mare scowls, but hands it to him with a sigh.

“All that training with Mr. Perfect Prince and- you can’t even- op- shit.” The lid didn’t budge.

“Ha ha,” she teases.

“Told you,” Gisa sighs.

“Give it to me let me try it ag-” Mare starts to say, but gets cut off by Kilorn.

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Goals to pursue over the summer

Okay so like, I’m just gonna post this here just to keep track and so you guys can have some idea what I’m gonna be doing! 

Astrology 

  • Build an official website to post articles, take readings on etc.,(Already in progress) 
  • Look into getting some tangible qualification in astrology 
  • Post more about Vedic astrology 
  • Get started on my first astrology book (!!!yes it’s happening!!!) 
  • Branch out to other platforms of social media (hopefully) 

Witchcraft 

  • Work more to build up my witchy blog (post more dreams, tarot etc) 
  • Further my knowledge of divination of all kinds 
  • Do more kitchen witchery 
  • Release my repressed fears of previous experiences and get back to working with spirits and the astral realms.
  • Look more into my deities and the Celtic gods 
  • Work on my grimoire 

Miscellaneous 

  • Improve on my cooking skills 
  • Garden more Stargaze (a hell of a lot) more 
  • Learn to wine taste with different meats and cheeses 
  • READ MOREEEEE

I just tried to post this but tumblr was like gET THAT TRASH OUT OF HERE

in honor of Endless Summer book 2 almost being in reach I! Started! Binging! Book! 1! Again!!!!!!!

and naturally I had to draw myself in the style because I will marry Jake McKenzie one day

So if @playchoices ever needs someone to add to the cast LMK I CAN BE THAT GARBAGE CHARACTER YALL

anonymous asked:

Still going with the baby theme, can you please make a scenario where Ishimaru, Souda, and Ouma's S/O when their water breaks?

It’s been a while since I did a baby post so here we go~

Request: Ishimaru, Soda and Ouma when their S/O’s water breaks

Kiyotaka Ishimaru

  • OH SHIT
  • OH SHIT SHIT SHIT
  • PANIC BUTTON
  • WHAT DO YOU DO
  • It’s okay Taka just get me to hospital it’s not like the baby is going to appear right away
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • He’s prepared for all sorts of situations
  • But the one he hadn’t prepared for in high school was teenage pregnancy
  • Because that’s not appropriate in a school environment!
  • But you were older now
  • And you had prepped him before hand on what to do
  • But it’d gone out the window when the real thing was happening
  • He was having a pre parental panic
  • He would have you at the hospital in a flash
  • Once he got himself together
  • But you have to obey the speed limit
  • And he’d be with you the whole time if you were comfortable
  • But his heart would be in his mouth until baby was born
  • And then he would probably cry with joy

Kazuichi Soda

  • What
  • Huh
  • What do you mean
  • He didn’t hear you clearly first time
  • But then he went over what you said again
  • And your discomfort
  • Then he’s like
  • Super fast
  • Even if the baby isn’t coming right away
  • He’s taking you to hospital
  • Asking you a million questions
  • Is there anything you need
  • He’s going as fast as possible
  • Carries you from the car to a wheel chair and speeds you in
  • Demands you be seen to and looked after
  • And stays with you and is making sure to get you whatever you need that he is capable of getting

Kokichi Ouma

  • Hahahaha it’s joke?
  • Nahhhh you’re fine
  • There’s no baby sticking out-
  • Stfu
  • Oh wait
  • There is liquid on the carpet
  • Guess it’s legit
  • He jokes with you a bit
  • Until he sees how serious you are
  • And then he’s trying to remain calm
  • Oh shit
  • You’re about to become a dad
  • He isn’t ready
  • Omg what are you going to call it?!
  • What if it’s a boy or a girl?!
  • We’ll decide that when it arrives
  • He’s suddenly on hyperdrive and also making sure you’re okay
  • But he’s switching between his own panic and making sure you’re okay
  • When you arrive he’s pretty abrupt with the nurses
  • “CAN’T YOU SEE THERE’S GOING TO BE A BABY PROTRUDING ANY MINUTE?!”
  • Okay let the professionals assess that
  • He’s asking the nurses tonnes of questions
  • Asking what he can do
  • Though throughout labour he’s making stupid comments to wind you up

anonymous asked:

I'm sorry if I'm bothering you but I've been getting so MANY threats from ARMYs! All because I've been posting about SHINee!!! I'm getting so frustrated with them! BTS winning BBMAs is a HUGE thing for KPOP but I can't even find it in me to respect their win because their fans are just taking everything to a new level and being so disrespectful :((

Bruh wtf??? Are people really out here being dumb and sending death threats again? This is making me really mad, no joke. Shinee deserves all the love and support and I’ll fight anyone who threatens you or says otherwise

Voltron Shipping Rant
Voltron Shipping Rant

Here Comes The Rant! Hella Frustrated  so its rant time.

Text Version: 

Hey there guys, Cookie here. Just a fair warning here, im recording this on my phone so the quality is not gonna be too great.

So this is really starting to make me irritated! I see it in like every damn popular fandom and it’s so freaken dumb. Like it pains me to see all this.

So in every fandom there is so much damn hate towards every fucking shiiiiip. Like every one of them. But now that I’m knee deep into it cause I’m proud to say I ship one of the ’ Not Okay ’ ships, it’s getting damn irritating. I can proudly say I’m a big ol Voltron nerd who ships Sheith.

Every time I’m in the ship tag I see hate posts here and there, but in the main just plain ol Voltron Tag I see so much hate it pains me sometimes. And it’s so damn stupid. Okay I get it, you don’t like the ship but why do you feel the need to make a whole hate blog or a big long post calling people disgusting, Pedophiles, and so on? Why? Are you doing anything productive doing that? Do you enjoy putting people down just for liking something fictional that you happen to not be a fan of?

I get that you don’t like the ship but do you need to insult everyone for it? I myself can’t stand klance, I don’t find it appealing at all. But you don’t see me calling the ship gross and sick or the users who do ship it disgusting. Because even though I don’t enjoy the ship I don’t think I should tell people they cant enjoy it. It’s called being respectful.

Why put so much effort into being so rude towards people, you aren’t doing anything but being a jerk and wasting your time. Sure you have the right to express your opinion but why waste your time being so rude and hateful when it’s easier to go: Well I don’t ship it, but okay that’s cool. When you see a ship you yourself don’t like.

And to be completely honest, all that hating your doing isn’t gonna change someone’s opinion on their ship. I see tons of hate and it doesn’t make me ship sheith any less than I already do.

And yes I get it, some characters are younger than others so it’s wrong in your opinion. Bla Bla Bla.

But look here, The ages in Voltron are all left unsaid except Pidge. Who is 14. Disney shipping Pidge, go right ahead. But unless she is aged up in personally don’t ship her with anyone unless it’s a Disney ship.( Disney shipping means if it can’t happen in a Disney movie it’s not okay ) BUT even though I think it’s wrong, I’m not gonna flat out bash people for it and waste my time doing so. And it’s rude and hurtful for me to do so, it’s much easier to simply be respectful. And BECAUSE IT’S FICTION and it’s not really happening I dont have a reason to cause some uproar.

If I saw that irl yes I would say something but shit if it’s fiction and you aren’t hurting, anyone fucking go for it. I think it’s wrong but not gonna bash people for it. 

But when it comes to characters like Keith, Lance, or Hunk, they are all just ’ in there late teens ’. But with no real cannon ages, don’t know if they’re 17-19. And from what I know Shiros age is also left unknown.

In my personal view I see Keith as 19, Hunk and Lance as 18, and Shiro at about 21-22. And guess what, a 22-…bleh…21 year old dating an 18 or 19 year old happens all the damn time IRL. I myself am 18 and have a few friends I went to school with that are currently in relationships with older people. People who are 21 and 22. It’s a real things that happens people, but when it happens in freaken fiction you guys blow up? I don’t get the reason to throw a big hoopla over it. Like shit guys. I get you don’t like that you don’t like that they have a small age gap. But if they are 18 and older in the shippers eyes since it’s left up to the viewer to depict their age then whatever. Screaming: THEY’RE  A MINOR, THEY’RE A MINOR! is just kinda stupid. Especially if the age gap is realistic. It’s not abnormal for people who are younger to date someone older than them.

When I was 15 I dated someone who was 17 for a while. A close friend of mine is 16 and dating someone who is 18. AND THAT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
Sure age gaps that are a bit bigger are a bit more eh, but it’s not like it doesn’t happen in real life. But you being not okay with that doesn’t mean you should fucking bash people and insult them over it.

How about you just leave your hate to your thoughts and be respectful towards other people? Like it’s so simple to say something isn’t for you so you’ll pass on it. Do you really feel the need to go all out over this?

Just learn to respect other people and users and stop being so damn rude. Get over it, it’s just a FICTIONAL SHIP. Okay? That’s all. Byyye. 

Hello friends!

I am a super very extremely awkward person, my social anxiety makes me very bad at talking to people. But I just wanted to say if you ever need to talk to someone or just vent, my messages and inbox are open and I will do my best to help in any way I can. I know this “discourse” is super stressful, and I hate to think of anyone being upset but not having anyone to talk to about it. So if you ever need me, I’m here. I may not answer right away (I take breaks when I get too stressed) but I will always answer any message as soon as I see it.

Terms and conditions apply: offer does not extend to exclusionists or any form of REG. This is being posted in the discourse tag so that people who are stressed by this can see it. I am aware this means that aphobes may send asks about how they’re stressed out by aspecs/inclusionists/whatever but all of those will be deleted. No purchase necessary. Have a lovely day :)

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HEY KID, HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO WRITE YOUR ENGLISH ESSAYS COMPLETELY IN CODE? WELL, NOW YOU CAN DO THAT! 

Presenting one of the nerdiest things I’ve ever spent three hours on: 

Fordese. Exactly as seen in Journal 3, but as a font. You too can confuse your work partner, twin brother, and dream demon arch-nemesis by simply typing on the keyboard as normal, no pen needed!

I must thank @picnokinesis and the fics they wrote in code for putting the random inspiration in my mind to do this, ahahah. XD 

The font includes all coded letters from A-Z, both in uppercase and lowercase. (They’re both the same, though- I just figured it wouldn’t hurt to double up.) It has a full set of numbers, and the most common punctuation. Some of the letters are annoyingly close to each other, but it couldn’t easily be helped. 

But hey, if anyone actually uses this and makes a post, please feel free to tag me in it so I can see! And if anyone tries this out and there’s any major issues with it, let me know and I can try to fix it! :D

You can find the font right here!

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So, I spent the better half of my Friday (read; all of it) doodling Gijinkas of my Sun and Moon pokemon team.

I hadn’t played the game until very recently so I kind of missed the hype train, but that didn’t stop me from loving the game or my team! And I McFreaking love designing gijinkas so here I am! I didn’t label what pokemon they actually are–Hopefully you can guess that just from their designs! 

((Please ignore what a poor team comp this is. I am a filthy casual and I love my half useless team very much.))

In any case, get ready for a small spam of these guys over the next few days cuz Imma queue up all the doodles I did of them!

Who do you like the best?

05.04.2016 // 12:25

It’s been a long time since I’ve posted an original study photo, so here you go guys. I’m currently writing an assignment on the downfall of Soviet Russia which is so interesting but I’m procrastinating at the same time by learning Russian 🙃🙃but progress is progress and once this is done I can fully focus on my exams beginning in May. These are my LAST EVER EVER EXAMS and I am so excited about this because if anyone has seen my previous posts university was not the one for me and I just want to be proud of myself for getting through it and finishing. Anyway, expect to see a lot more of me and original study posts in the coming months, because I am getting my head down and I am PASSING MY DEGREE.

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Hey! So I made an updated commissions post because the old one was art from a while ago. My contact email is iotademon@gmail.com please feel free to contact me there or on here for any questions.

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French Covers of English Songs

I’ve seen posts about French songs and French Disney songs, but there are also lots of French covers of famous songs that are originally sung in English, and I don’t think they’ve been mentioned on tumblr before (within the langblr community at least), so here’s a not-so-comprehensive list I compiled:

All these songs are in French; of course the lyrics aren’t exactly the same but they’re pretty close the originals (well, the ones I’ve heard at least; I’ve yet to check out the entire list… I did hear at least a snippet of each song though).

I wrote the English titles instead of the French ones so that you can easily recognize the songs. Each of these artists has many more French covers so be sure to check out their channels.

Also, I made a PLAYLIST right here where I put all the covers I found (the ones that sounded reasonable at least) and I’ll keep adding to it. Or you could just search Youtube for “french cover songs” or “cover français” and you’ll get a whole bunch of songs and playlists as well. Enjoy ;)

Time Out.

Hi. Jakei here. The real one.

I’m gonna delete the latest posts because this silly game is over. I learned something about this…”kind” of excersise. It was funny, but very serious as well..

Let’s get straight to the point.

In three days Underverse will have one year since I created the first animation, the pilot showing my favorite Sanses from de AUs. 

When I had the chance I tried to said all time this project started as a mistake, like a lucky moment to show people my love for art and videogames. But I learned to stop calling this story like that. Is just something that came up to my mind and made me feel more confident to do something I love with the chance to earn money with this to accomplish my goal to have my own house where I can live in peace with my only family that is my mother.

That’s my main goal. So, don’t think the rushers and haters are making me feel bad and forcing me to quit. I had to deal with real rude and evil people before, getting paid for being humillated from Mondays to Saturdays and coming back home crying because of a real stressing and miserable situation. I don’t think this is the same case here. I’m not receiving money from them. I keep with this because is a way when I can reach my goal giving love to my current job as a independent artist.

The latest posts were just for joking but I realized that some people was taking it too seriously. I’m very, very sorry for worrying you, but also I want to thank you for supporting me. Please don’t hate people who was involved into that shitpost, and don’t hate people who are really trying to hurt me. I don’t want you get hurt or having a bad time trying to defend me. 

Unlike other cases similar to this one. I learned to stop worrying about this. I prefer ignore this or even taking this with humor like I did this week for distract myself in some way due the delay of Underverse 0.3 has been a bit stressful to me because I’ll continue animating until the video is released. Stereohead Studios has also many important things to do so blaming someone is just useless and unfair.

Something that I’ve learned from other big artists that I admire with all my soul like Crayon Queen and Myebi/ Comyet… is that we have enough living hard situations in this world, in our personal lives, and the less thing we can do as recognized artists in this fandom is trying to make our blogs a nice place and spread positive feelings despite hatred and the amount of terrible asks people make to them, because we’re motivating people and teaching kindness and respect to each other.  Not for nothing exists options on this platforms to avoid those bad comments. Is a waste of time crying and messing up your entire day because two or three guys said something that could hurt you. 

Is not that hard when you’re used to it.

Those guys don’t even know you and You don’t know them. So… man… why even waste your thoughts and feelings when you can keep working on your own stuff and improving your skills? Making a space for you and your fans to laugh, to smile, to show you how far have you came because of their support.

You’re doing something you love and that matter. Probably others not, probably they won’t have to deal with this style of life. And I’m sure many of us started to be recognized thanks to this fandom. Everyone started with a little level or we was too shy to show our stuff. 

Drawing well, animating well, telling amazing stories won’t decide your happiness if you’re not happy, if you don’t try to trust happiness and show them that you’re really fighting for that.

If you feel your blogs or another places with things like “uuh I don’t like this thing i made” “I suck” “this person told me that and i’m so upset i hate them” “that person made something terrible go and hurt them because them deserve it” “i love what i do but my life is hell” “i’m tired of x and y because they want z” … things can’t change in your life if you don’t start by yourself.

I thought many times about cancel Underverse and leave this fandom, not only because of haters and stuff. It was because I was judged by many of other big artists that doesn’t like this kind of fandoms and are working in their own projects. I thought it was unfair because I was getting recognition because something that I didn’t create. I just created a fan story. 

I’m pretty sure when I post the next animation the chaos will be back again but I don’t even care. I don’t have 100k yet so I don’t have a multitude telling me what to do and asking me when. Anyway, if I had them, I wouldn’t still care. Because I have clear what to do and how to make it works. I’m not here just for teaching people how to draw or animate. I’m here too for showing them how to be nice and patient and how those two things can bring you to a better way to see the world. 

That we are real, nice people and we’re having fun, putting effort and love when we’re making something for you. Fandom or not fandom content.


Have a nice day.



And XGaster.

To the corner. Right nao.

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So I can finally post this!! My piece for the @katsudekuzine !! 

I’m all about that cheese so I drew them on a date, and they are a little bit older so uwu/ And of course I had to throw in some childhood memories bc here I am crying over their relationship over all

God I want them to kiss. Also plz look at their necklaces I just had to make it more gay im getting second hand embarrassment bc of these dorks

“I couldn’t make friends, I was just afraid of being outside or around people alone.

and there was this statue of like the founder of something, a really shitty statue, like all rusty metal, 

and it was these shapes

and he was pointing down at me

and I was so… scared…”

first thing of art I’ve made entirely digitally for once, instead of inking it traditionaly first. hopefully I can start getting better and this whole digital art stuff

OtaYuri HCs part 2

people seemed to like the headcanons  I posted a few months back so here are some more *shoves some fluff at you and runs away* 

  • Otabek is a hipster who likes to listen to music on vinyl
  • also he makes Yuri mixtapes “Beka, can’t you just make me a Spotify playlist?” “no.” 
  • Yuri has an entire photo album on his phone of blurry/zoomed in/unflattering pictures of Otabek to use as reaction pictures and occasionally blackmail
  • Otabek has an arsenal of bad puns that he can deliver with a straight face 
  • whenever Otabek is getting dressed to DJ, he snapchats Yuri to get approval on his outfit
  • whenever Chris someone makes an inappropriate joke Otabek always pulls the “You’ll understand it when you’re older” shtick even though Yuri understands most of them
  • Yuri wears crop tops 
  • Otabek totally has a shirt that says “This is what a feminist looks like”
  • whenever Otabek has sunglasses on his head Yuri will snatch them bc “only douchebags wear sunglasses on their heads”
  • Yuri is fluent in Russian, English, and French, and he likes to read Otabek poetry in French just to watch him get flustered  language kink much?
  • Otabek has social anxiety. He’s always nervous around new people and gets overwhelmed by large crowds of people trying to talk to him 
  • bc of this, they have a code so if Otabek needs to leave an event Yuri knows where he went or/and if he needs company
  • they go jogging together a lot
  • the first time Otabek flew to Russia to stay with his boyfriend, Yuri cried in the airport and didn’t stop hugging him for a solid minute
  • most of their dates involve napping together
  • Otabek wears eyeliner and looks damn good
  • the first time they said “I love you” it was some random morning. They were just walking around St. Petersburg and while Otabek was telling a story about DJing, Yuri kinda interrupted him and just blurted it out. 

Sorry this got long  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hello sweeties! When I went through the IB programme, sometimes I felt so overwhelmed by all the reading, work, presentations and everything we had to do. So here are my tips to help you manage your time wisely ♥

Write things down:
It can be an agenda, a board, a calendar, post it notes. ANYTHING where you write down all the things you have to do. I always recommend planners and calendars because you can check the overview of a months and keep track of dates.

Make a to-do list:
This one is just for the day. If you get overwhelmed sometimes (like me) about all the things you have to do, this will help. Youc an start with an easy task to get your momentum going, or with a difficult one to get it over with. You have to find what works for you and know your priorities.

Set aside leisure time:
You NEED relax time. you know that right? there’s nothing else worse than a burnout so set alarms every 30min or so and go do your favorite activity for a little while. 

Know yourself:
What I mean by this is work at the time that you feel best at. Work in a place that you feel comfortable in. If it’s 10pm and you’re tired, don’t go to your bed and lie down to read your boring theory book.

Don’t procrastinate:
Seriously. I know this too well. Especially if you’re a perfectionist, all you’re going to do whine and cry about the work that needs to be done, but that doesn’t help. Break down your tasks and start little by little!

Keep your materials with you:
This is something that has worked for me bc some people tend to be late or class doesn’t start at the time or I’m waiting for an appointment, so if I’m bored or have a little spare time, I can read a book or handout because I have it with me!

I wrote each one of these personally, so please don’t repost. I hope this helps you, and remember to use your time wisely! If you have any questions, don’t hesitate on messaging me ^_^ © freepic icon

Love, Yumi ⏰