Bucky to everyone else: I Am The Darkness™. I hate each and every one of you and if you come any closer I will murder you with my left pinkie. Does this face look like it’s fucking around? No. I eat ice-cream with my two front teeth just to intimidate my foes. Now fuck off.
Bucky to Tony: *kissing cheek in greeting* Hey babe come look at this adorable puppy gif I found on the interweb today I think I just peed a little look at them they’re dancing.
For those of you who don’t know what Deadly Day is…
The 22nd of every month is Deadly Day, where the boys basically say “Fuck management” and do whatever they want. They say whatever they want in interviews, they do things they’re not supposed to, Harry and Louis act like a couple in public. It’s like their break from being cookie-cutter boybanders.
(This is not my post, it was originally posted by what-love-means, but they’ve deleted.)
( So we’re playing a game where Madness is a thing. One of our characters just received a new Madness that makes them fall in love with a certain character according to a dice roll. The unfortunate character was out translator mushroom that sits on my character’s shoulders and she’s very fond of him. )
DM: Ethan is now in Love with Stool. What do you do.
Ethan: (makes some casual flirty remarks at the mushroom who just peed himself with fright)
Me: (IC) Get the fuck away from my mushroom. I won’t let you taint him with your creepy advances.
(Two other characters, a robot chronomancer, and a demolitions expert with a speech problem casually discussed something amongst themselves)
Demoman: I think mushroom and man make good couple. We ship them
Chrono: (nods in agreement)
(Some general arguing later the pair start chanting “We ship it. We ship it.” Finally…)
Me: Okay okay! Here let me hand him over to you. (My character holds out the mushroom but instead of handing it over to the lovesick man, I placed a firm hand on his shoulder and casted Greater Restoration curing him of his madness)
DM: And he’s cured! (OOC) Thank fuck for that… that was creeping me out.
( The rest of the party sighed with relief including Ethan. The shippers weren’t so happy though.)
I should’ve been sleeping. It was 3am and I couldn’t sleep due to the enormous bump on the front of me. Baby Andrews was 41 weeks and I was sure to pop at any moment and my stomach was so big it made me unable to sleep. I looked to my side to see Archie sleeping peacefully. I groaned and shifted to the left a little bit, wishing the days of sleeping on my stomach were still here. Suddenly, I felt a faint wetness between my legs.
LET ME CRY ABOUT ALL OF THIS. GOD, OBI-WAN’S LIFE IS THE SADDEST EVER.
- Revenge of the Sith has just happened - He’s taking Anakin’s son to Tatooine to give him up - Baby Luke just peed on him - This is the last robe he’s likely to have for awhile - And then he thinks about Anakin some more and how Anakin gave him a birthday robe one year
Just. Let me lay here and cry about my Star Wars feelings.
Hi! We’re a BPD discord server that does NOT consume piss and does NOT defend abusive behavior and/or relationships!!
No but for real if ya’ll were in @.bpdconcept’s discord server and left due to the piss drinking incident and still need a server to go to to connect with people with BPD, please feel free to join BPDbuddies! It requires an application and we’ll send you a link, so the process is a bit slower than the other server, but…
I mean… We don’t drink piss. \o/ So that’s a plus.