just one bee

you: vassa is white she has red hair 

me, an intellectual:

i’m sorry i couldnt 

hear you over the 

sounds of 

the sixth queen

queen vassa 

the cursed firebird

Lance: (playing ukulele and singing) I need to know that when I fail you’ll still be here, cause if you stick around I’ll sing you pretty sounds, and we’ll make money selling your hair…

Pidge: Boi what hair

Lance: Don’t interrupt me!

Pidge: I already cut my hair off

Lance: PIDGE

in news that will probably excite no one but me and maybe @crackedverbosity i have just finished spending almost every free moment of my week off drafting the thirty page first chapter to a VERY FLUFFY FFXV promptis comic chocked full of chocobos (O    v  O) <3 it’s a very merry un-birthday gift to myself <3

anonymous asked:

omg okay so i just read your kageyama and oikawa's little sister scenario and it was SO CUTE. can you please do one in reverse? where oikawa is dating kaeyama's older sister and neither of the boys knew? basically i just wanna see their reaction to kag's sister dating oiks. THANK YOUUUU!!

Of course! As everyone might know, I highly enjoy writing for siblings because they’rE AMAZING!!! Alrighty, here you are, anon! Please enjoy both this scenario and this request! -Admin 4AM


“Oi! ____-nee, don’t wander off to far!” You heard someone yelling. Turning around, you saw your adorable baby brother, Kageyama Tobio.

“Move it or lose it, Tobio-chan!” You teased, skipping ahead a couple more paces and then waiting for your slowpoke of a brother to finally catch up. “Today is the day that I finally get to watch my brother play in a match! How come you never invited me to go?”

“Because there’s a lot of boys there…”

“Aw! My darling little brother is jealous!”

“I’m not! Now be quiet, I need to find my team.” You sighed in defeat as Kageyama looked around some and then ran off to join the others.

“Crap, I didn’t ask what team he was playing against… or which court they’re playing on.” You sighed once more and decided to try and follow the path that Kageyama took to find his team. “Ah… I’m at the crossroads of destiny.”

“Actually, sweetheart, if you look at the sign in front of you… to the left is the men’s bathroom and to the right is the women’s,” a familiar voice said. You turned around and saw Oikawa Tooru. “Yo.”

“Hey!” You smiled.

“I thought you said you weren’t going, that you had family business to attend to.”

“Yeah, I’m here with-”

“Get. Your. Hands. Off. Her.”

“Oh, great. Look who’s here,” Oikawa mumbled. Kageyama stood in front of the two of you and ripped you away from the captain.

“Did he hurt you? Where else did he touch you? That stupid…” Kageyama bit his tongue and steadied you behind him. “What did you do to her?”

“Listen, Tobio-chan, you’re too young to understand the concepts of love, so if I can just have my-”

“No! Come on, ____-nee, I shouldn’t have left you there alone.” Kageyama started to walk away, but Oikawa’s hand latched onto you yours in time.

“You can’t go dragging my girlfriend away!” Immediately both boys stopped trying to get you out of the hands of the other and froze. They looked at each other, then at you.

“You’re his sister?!”

“You’re his girlfriend?!”

“I’m a tug toy?!!” You managed to get yourself out of their grips and then turned towards the boys. “Way to kill my arms!”

“How come you never told me, ____-nee! I thought you promised that if you ever dated a guy you would tell me!”

“How come you never told me that you were related to… that?!”

“… I guess I forgot?” The two groaned and then you swore you felt sparks flying from the behavior of the two boys.

“Wanna see who the better man in ____’s life is, Tobio-chan?”

“It’s always gonna be me, there’s no question.”

“That’s not what she said-”

“Boys! Settle it on the court,” you yelled. Looks like you remembered who your lovely brother was playing against in the match today.