just omfg i want the world to know about this

TAEKOOK FIC SERIES {DAY 4}

Error {vkook} - { One shot, fluff with slight angst, slight one-sided taejin} (I was requested to read this by one of y’all and honestly I loved)

“Jungkook had no idea that his biggest job as an intern would be to look after the country’s greatest, most-secretive, superhuman on the planet - V”


in your open arms, baby, i belong - { One-shot, smUT, tattoo artist Jungkook mmhM}

Taehyung wasn’t the type of person who thought twelve times before making an important decision. Most of the times he just went with the flow and thought about the consequences later. Not much could stop a sober Taehyung who made a dubious decision of doing something stupid and definitely nothing could stop a drunk Taehyung in fulfilling his drunken dreams.


The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway  - { Chaptered, currently chp5, rivals au, fluff}

Taehyung has been skating since he was five and he loves it. His dream is to be a professional figure skater, and now that he has made it on the National team, he wants to represent Korea at the World championships. To go to Worlds he has to win Nationals and the only thing in his way is Jeon Jeongguk. What will Taehyung do after getting to know Jeongguk? He could Kiss Jeongguk, like hes wanted to do from the beginning, or Taehyung could own his ass at Nationals, but there are no rules that say he can’t do both…


Pizza for Weeks  - {One-shot, drabble, flUFF, definitely something taekook would do}

“omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said i love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that im not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we just confessed our undying love for each other”


a symphony of the world gone wild - { Chaptered, currently chp 3,  slow build, College/University, light angst, hate to love}

When Kim Taehyung, art major on a scholarship, is forced to collaborate with Jeon Jungkook, obnoxious photography major, he expects the worst. Which is exactly what he gets, and then some.


Note:

My favourite kind of fics are angst with happy endings, college/ university au’s, hate to love/ RIvaLS, fake relationships mHHHM THE ANGST IS ALWAYS REAL and Top/Dom!Jungkook. (Though I do appreciate switching~)

^ I know I can’t believe I’m attracted to this squid either.

OMFG LGBT OF TUMBLR

So I was taking a test in my old lecture today and my teacher now knows about my tumblr but I’m not allowed to talk because I’m taking my test. She says, “A student came up to me saying they met someone they want to date on tumblr, is this a thing?” Everyone in this class said, “No! Tumblr is for memes and other funny pictures and sometimes to rant.” I’m just confused because like are they unaware that they’re literally on the biggest lesbian dating site of the world? Like let’s be real, half of y'all are talking to or dating someone from here, half of you have met someone from here, my God. It’s like they’re only accessible to .01% of tumblr and it’s not even the good side.

Mikayuu Headcanon

Interviewer: What do you think about Yuuichirou Hyakuya?

Mika: I can’t answer. It’s private.

Interviewer: Please, Mikaela, tell us. Don’t be shy.

Mika: OK…well…Yuu-chan is really cute. I’m always drowning in his eyes. His smile is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I want to protect him from all the cruelty of this world. I want to be with him forever and hug him and kiss him…I mean…*blushes* you know…I…I…I love him…

Later

Interviewer: Yuuichirou, what do you think about Mikaela Hyakuya?

Yuu: HE IS FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!! I’M SO TIRED OF HIS SHIT:“YUU-CHAN, PLEASE NOTICE ME!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU, YUU-CHAN!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU LOOK AT THIS GIRL????!!! WHY DO YOU LOOK AT THAT GUY???!!!! DON’T YOU LOVE ME, YUU-CHAN???!!!!!!!!” IT HAPPENS EVERY FIVE SECONDS!!!!!! HE’S ALWAYS TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!!!! HE IS SO ANNOYING!!!! OMFG, I JUST CAN’T STAND IT ANY MORE!!!! I tolerate all of this because…*blushes* I love him with all his flaws…

Some Of The Reasons I Love Facebook

-when you see a group shot of people and you go “let me find the person I’m friends with” and honest to god, you have no clue 

-when somebody posts their vacation photos and somebody else responds with “omg you were in ___ why didn’t you call me” cuz it’s like you beautiful unaware lil trainwreck

-omfg is this clickhole? No, it’s just an old person who thinks people from every other country in the world is trying to poison us with fruit or something and here is the broken link 

-ah, I always knew you were a racist. Wonderful, just wonderful

-cool, tell me more about your misguided feelings on being pro-life

-Interesting, very interesting, an extremely long paragraph about your bad day. I’m sorry that happened to your coffee order.

-Congratulations on getting married. That’s not sarcastic I want to look at all your wedding photos and see if anybody I know was in the bridal party 

-You seem pretty well-functioning. How are we the same age again?

-I am being so dead serious that I live for any genuine post from an older human on facebook. This includes:

a) pictures of dogs that note that dogs have better lives than ours ie “this is the life” and the dog is sleeping on a couch, the couch that was for humans

b) a meme that is like “share this if you have a daughter”

c) a comment on a picture signed “love, aunt viv” or whatever

d) an article that is blissfully unaware of how much we make fun of articles with headlines like “and what happens next will blow your dick off” and it’s a dog like, feeding a young girl who just got home from the military or something equally heartwarming

- When somebody posts an article and it’s painfully obvious they saw it on Buzzfeed first and googled it in order to not post a Buzzfeed article. Like, whatever dude, Buzzfeed is great.

-I could have a weapon to my head I kid you not and I would have no idea how I know you

-Even though I don’t know how I know you, hand to God I could spot your boyfriend on the street, tell you where you work, and gently remind you of that one period of your life where you were only posting Spotify links to Tori Amos

-very revealing statuses from people I only know because one time in high school they vomited on a car?

-aww, all my friends from high school are still friends. Maybe it’s because I’m the frigid bitch who sits around making passive aggressive lists about facebook

-although omg somebody from my high school posted a feminist article, I have faith in the world again

anonymous asked:

Isn't it angst-worthy to think about how precious Mabel is to Dipper? Like, for real. Boy's very young. Little kids don't even realize the depth of their love for anyone, much less their siblings. Alex Hirsch must really love Ariel. Just. Damn.

I think about this every day of my life omfg. I seriously believe a large part of Gravity Falls is just Alex letting Ariel know how much she means to him, how much she’s always meant to him.

For Alex to base a character like Dipper off of him, he must love his sister so much. He must really cherish their relationship. Mabel means the world to Dipper honestly. He’s always looking out for her. He takes insults to Mabel more personally than he takes insults to himself. He always wants her to be safe and happy, and he’s always like amazed at the wonderful person she is. Dipper is such a sweet and loving brother and he’s still so young and it just blows me away. He would do anything for her, no matter what. Mabel always comes first. She matters more to him than anyone or anything, and it’s just such a profound love omg. I am constantly crying over a 12 year old boy’s love for his sister.