just noticed that they are two pics

100% Vampire Widow Skin

Because it is subtle and I still see some people not convinced/#IWantToBelieve-ing @ the Huntress and Comtesse skins so I turned my in game screenshots to take at 9x resolution and took some pics

So yeah this are inarguably fang marks. Think everyone has seen these by now but at least I haven’t seen them at this resolution yet

Teeth! Pointy little teeth! 

And in case you didn’t notice in the last two pictures, her eyes are clearly not normal. They’re a deeper gold than usual and have red pupils. They also are shinier, I think? I’ve noticed in some lights they can appear almost completely gold or completely red which is neat.

So hey even if she didn’t get a Halloween skin at least she still technically has a vampire one

I know this isn’t the first post of this flying around but since I haven’t seen screenshots this clear yet I decided to share

My Moon, you’re too busy admiring the sun to notice how beautifully you glow.

I have yet to draw these two being intimate so I fixed that

I hope you guys don’t mind if I just tag this ship ShuYuu? No one seems to know what it is (but let me know if there is an existing tag already LOL)

Scarf v. Crabot, Docket No. 3838

Citizens of the jury. Check this shit out.

Before I show you this shit, I would like to remind you all what brought us here today. Exhibit A:

That’s right. This beautiful, good man. But more specifically, this, Exhibit B:

What exactly the hell this is has teased inquiring minds for years, one can safely presume. There have been theories and inquiry into the neckwear of antiquity. But this man’s fashion sense has eluded precise articulation. The prevailing theory is that it is a cravat, but a Google Image Search shows otherwise. Exhibit C:

A cravat seems to be like an extra puffy necktie scarf thing. It certainly does not flutter to that extent, being tucked inside the shirt.

An alternate, but equally doomed theory arose–that of the jabot. Exhibit D:

A more likely option, with the layers and the fluttering, but, please observe again Exhibit B:

See how the collar is a few inches tall, with dimples in the cloth, around his neck, and how the fluttery layers seem to come out from the top of it and down? Here’s an image of him in his daily asskicking duties to compare as well, Exhibit E:

Well, it clearly doesn’t have the thin collar and flat lay of the jabot, because the fluttery front comes over the top of the collar, not attached to the bottom like the jabot.

I too was resigned to ambiguity, until I was sitting on my bedroom floor writing fanfiction one Sunday afternoon and my mom brought me something. She had been cleaning out her closet and found something interesting from her Los Angeles department store days in the 1980s. It is a booklet guide from Nordstrom on how to wear scarves. The booklet, Exhibit F, is in such a state due to Dog:

Cute, wholesome, etc. But the true revelation waited inside. Citizens of the jury, my decisive evidence, Exhibit G:

[Transcript: 6 SQUARE SCARVES 1. Take a square scarf and make accordian (sic) pleats from top to bottom 2. Wrap around neck and flip one end over the other. 3. Fan out pleats and wear off to the side or in front.]

BROS DO U SEE THIS RN??? This shit has the exact same features that were missing in the cravat and jabot, and is identical to the Chest Kleenex on this beautiful man. Once more, Exhibit B:

Conclusion: He’s been wearing a specially folded square scarf this whole time. The prosecution rests. *mic drop*

*hasty scrambling to pick up dropped mic* The prosecution takes official notice that there are three layers of ruffle in every official art, not two. The prosecution saw that just now and has no idea how that could be but stands behind its argument. Okay, thanks guys. *puts mic back into stand*

FIREWORKS IN FINAL FANTASY

UH HAS ANYONE EVER NOTICED WHAT GOES ON WHEN FIREWORKS GO OFF IN FINAL FANTASY????????? ROMANCE OI OI OI *PLAYS CARELESS WHISPER*

My wonderful friend @sailor-matcha pointed this out to me, I quote her:

❝ THE LAST TIME THEY HAD A SCENE WITH FIREWORKS IN THE BKG. THE TWO PEOPLE ARE IN LOVE AND GETTING ENGAGED ❞

EXHIBIT A: SERAH AND SNOW

OH, WHAT’S THIS????? GOLDEN SAUCE DATE!?!?!?!?

EXHIBIT B:  CLOUD AND TIFA/AERITH (srry i don’t ship cloti or clerith i just pulled whatever pics i got from google image searching ‘ff7 golden saucer date’ lol)

BUT WAIT.  BALLROOM DANCING!?!?!?!??!  THAT’S PRETTY ROMANTIC!?!?!

EXHIBIT C:  SQUALL AND RINOA

…. and finally, this.

EXHIBIT D:  NYX AND LUNA AYE AYE AAAAAAYEEE!!!!!

FUCKIN FIREWORKS and she also says: 

❝ Yesterday, sorry I didn’t give you my name and left. I guess the most safest place is by your side. May I ask your name? ❞

THE MOST SAFEST PLACE IS BY HIS SIDE OMOOOOOO–

if anyone wants to get on this one-way ship to lunyx hell, feel free to join me oi

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Hey Coraline fans!

I was watching the movie for the idk what millionth time and I noticed in the scene where the Other Mother suggests playing hide n seek in the rain the lightning that appeared just before it started to rain looked like a creepy hand, y’know the hand

@coralinenotcaroline @hellocoraline

jiksis  asked:

ooh~ ooh~ my turn for an ask lolol how would the rfa + saeran react to an mc who has a really big, mean, and just generally aggressive looking dog but it turns out to be the sweetest thing (like my sisters' pitbulls, omg they're so cUTE??? HOW ARE THEY CONSIDERED SO BAD HOLY SHIT) sorry if it's a little confusing but i just love dogs


d’aw… i kinda relate to this… I used to have a very mean looking husky but he was just a cuddly sweetheart, like he’d run up to someone and just walk around them. The fun part was when people were seated because he’d jump on them and lick them. he was adorable af, and then my mom gave him away ;-;  f u allergies…

Zen

  • glad you don’t have a cat
  • when he sees him e’s a bit surprised
  • then you just tell him he’s a cuddly sweetie
  • he doesn’t look like one but ok…
  • after a bit he just notices how sweet he is and he’s just ???
  • he falls in love with your dog
  • probably sends a pic of ur dog to Jumin}
  • “Furball better watch out”
  • Gets along pretty well with your dog

Jumin

  • no just no
  • why would you have dog when you can have a cat?
  • Jumin bby pls…
  • when you tell him your dog is the sweetest thing he calms down a bit
  • then he sees it…
  • shook
  • Mc he looks aggresive
  • he’s not coming near Elizabeth 3rd, no
  • takes a while for him to notice it really is a sweetie
  • holy shit he was wrong
  • still not a fan tho
  • cat mom
  • after noticing how sweet your dog is he’ll let him come close to Elizabeth
  • not for too long tho
  • Jumin pls

Jaehee

  • Thank goodness it’s not a cat
  • when you tell her your dog is increadibly sweet she can’t wait to see it
  • sees it and just
  • well… looks fool sometimes so…
  • unfazed by how ur dog looks
  • notices it’s really sweet 
  • well with an owner like you no wonder it’s so nice
  • pretty sure even ur dog noticed u blushing
  • oops

Yoosung

  • HYPED
  • this boy loves animals
  • you tell him you have a dog and he’s just
  • YES
  • sees your dog
  • bit scared
  • MC what if your dog eats me?
  • Yoosung… Sweetie no
  • also effing omelette yoosung just popped on my mind after writing that goddamit
  • when he notices your dog’s a sweetheart
  • He’s  so happy
  • d’aw the two puppies…

Seven

  • Probably found a pic of your dog when he stalked researched you
  • he jumped when he saw it
  • and now you’re telling him to meet your dog
  • scared
  • he remembers how a pic of your dog almost gave him a heart attack
  • he can’t tell you that tho
  • he’s a brave chip
  • you take him to see your dog
  • your dog leaps towards him
  • probably yelps a little when your dog tackles him
  • then he realizes your dog is literally just liking his face
  • omg yes
  • forget Elly not really
  • he’s always near your dog now
  • they’re so fucking adorable you just wanna take pics 
  • cute babes 

Saeran

  • umm ok?
  • desn’t really care tbh
  • has he ever seen a dog?
  • holy shit if he hasn’t this would be so cute yo
  • Let’s say you forgot to tell him your dog was sweet af
  • so when he sees your dog he just
  • fuck
  • your dog just walks towards him and he’s like welp this is how i die
  • then your dog just sits in front of him
  • “Saeran, he wants you to pet him”
  • You’re telling him to touch this beast? are you insane?
  • *pets him*
  • your dog just jumps at him
  • shook
  • “Oh he likes you”
  • oh okay… what would your dog do if it didn’t like him holy shit
  • your dog grows onto him
  • loves how he looks pretty scary
  • edgelord here wants a scary pet pls let him be
  • also loved how scard his bro was of your dog at first

hope this is what you wanted! 

I'm noticing a trend amongst some black people whenever they speak about Michael Jackson and his kids

Before anyone says shit, let me say that I am a black man and a Michael Jackson fan so I should have a say in this whole thing. I noticed that whenever black folk (yes specifically black folk since they do this the most compared to other folk) want to question or doubt that Michael is the biological father of Prince, Paris and Prince II (Bigi/Blanket) they do one of two things: 

  1. They compare pics of his kids with him in the Thriller era. (Dark skin MJ before the vitiligo). 
  2. They compare pics of his kids with him with plastic surgery in the late 90s/2000s, post-vitiligo. 

Since they are basing their doubts whenever they do these things above, it seems to me that they have: 

  1. Disowned Michael since the BAD or Dangerous eras (when his skin was getting lighter due to vitiligo and NOT bleach). Or just pretended that the only Michael Jackson to exist was dark-skin Michael. 
  2. Never trusted Michael on any damn thing (ESPECIALLY after the child molestation allegations in 1993 and 2003 which were all proven to be bullshit PLUS his race).
  3. Thought that MJ hated being black (this pisses me off the most). Or that he’s too black and shouldn’t have white-passing/lighter skinned children (while totally ignoring that he married a white woman - Debbie Rowe - and had vitiligo which took his black skin over time) 

Can they just admit that they hate MJ? They never got the chance to rip him to shreds while he was alive so they express their hatred of him by attaching his seed (especially Paris, who’s on a roll right now in the modeling business). People were so pressed when Paris came out identifying as black despite her white passing appearance? 

How more mad would they be if Paris chose her whiteness over her blackness? WHITE-PASSING BLACK PEOPLE DO EXIST YOU KNOW!!! JUST BECAUSE THEY DON’T LOOK IMMEDIATELY BLACK OR DON’T “ACT BLACK” DOESN’T MEAN THAT THEY AREN’T BLACK. Nobody does this sort of shit to Sofia Richie (Lionel Richie’s daughter) who is white-passing as well, but everybody wanna crucify Paris just because….she’s MICHAEL’s child.

I and many others have spoken on this topic here, here, here, and here. Feel free to review them. Or just continue believing in the tabloid media’s lies about MJ and his kids that played y’all so much until the day MJ dropped dead. Keep in mind, those some tabloids were key in MJ’s downfall.

/rant

things i think about a lot:
  • Tamaki trying to give Kyoya piano lessons
  • (He’s not v good but he’s doing his best ok)
  • Tamaki having a whole album of cute Kyoya pictures on his phone
  • Cute-but-grumpy morning Kyoya, candid pics, selfies of them together, etc
  • He always has one of them as his lock screen
  • Kyoya keeping a polaroid of the two of them taped on the inside of his notebook
  • The first time Tamaki notices it he melts. his bf is adorable
  • Tamaki is always listening to silly pop songs and Kyoya makes fun of him for it a little, but sometimes Tamaki catches him singing them under his breath and he just. smirks bc his bf is so cute.
  • After school they go home together and immediately take naps/cuddle for at least an hour
  • Kyoya like never takes care of himself bc he works too hard, so sometimes Tamaki has to force him to rest and gives him tea and back rubs and kisses
  • At first Kyoya acts like he’s annoyed from being interrupted but honestly? he loves it
  • Tamakyo getting a cat that ends up liking Kyoya more than Tamaki
  • Kyoya doesn’t think he’s one for pets but he falls in love w that kitty right away
  • It gets SO SPOILED
  • Tamaki has taken to calling him “cat mom”
  • Kyo does not approve
  • Kyoya meeting Tamaki’s mother (again) but as his boyfriend, and she instantly loves him like her own son
  • “Oh, Réne, he’s quite handsome- but so skinny! we need to give him a good meal!~”
  • no, m’am, h’es just an actual twig,,
  • Tamakyo wedding with all their friends and close family..…everyone’s emotional and there are tears
  • Both of them holding their kid for the first time. once again, lots of tears
  • Tamaki wishing his and Kyoya’s family could all have tea under the kotatsu together, like one big family
dating would include's // ezra miller

request by anon– Hey guys, not sure if you’d do this but could you write some headcanons for ezra? Like maybe dating him or liking each other and realizing you’re falling in love? I’d love it if you could write these yall :’)

a/n – I LOVE EZRA MILLER I REALLY DO I REALLY WANNA MEET HIM AND HUG HIM FOR ETERNITY YAY

Originally posted by may-th

  • You two would meet because you were a new photographer and was supposed to work with him on one or two projects
  • (Ezra has so many swoon worthy model pics in existence but Wikipedia and IMDb doesn’t say he’s a model?? so imma just assume he did modelling)
  • You had a different style from the other photographers he’s worked with before, and had different instructions to how he should pose and stuff. He finds out he likes your style over the others.
  • He also noticed your great looks /personality /character /attitude /intellect /(your best features). Drawn to it, he would try flirting constantly, but because it was your first time working with a real model, you thought they were all as playful and happy-go-lucky as he was.
  • Besides, he seems so cute and genuine and lovely… so you flirt back.
  • You two would call each other cheesy names, like him calling you “buttercup” and you calling him “honey” or “darling.”
  • Then there’s the smirks and wriggle of shoulders and eyebrows, before you two snap out of it and laugh.
  • Yes, laughter. There’s so much laughter between you two, it makes flirting  much easier and keeps the conversation light and casual.
  • He realises he likes that. But any guy who is interested in someone would like to take it up to the next level of ‘flirting’. So, taking a bold move, the following day you receive a single red rose from him, with a note and a cheesy pick-up line.
  • The pick-up line would be a Harry Potter based one, (because we all saw that interview ;) ), and after he sent it, he immediately regretted it because if you didn’t get it, it would be awkward on both sides.
  • He thinks that he might have very well doomed your relationship if you didn’t get the reference, and you might think he’s an ultimate nerd.
  • So the next time you guys meet to complete the photoshoot, he awkwardly asks if you got the Harry Potter reference.
  • Little does he know, you had almost swooned from the pick-up line, because all your exes never got the point of Harry Potter, and you were a big big big fan.
  • So very enthusiastically, you squealed and almost tackled him with a hug when he brought it up, but clumsily tries to redraw at the last moment, so you kinda crashed into him instead, knocking over a lot of lights and backdrop equipment as both of you fall.
  • Very cliché–ly, your lips crashed together, with you on top, and the entire studio goes, “OOHHH” because your flirting hasn’t gone unnoticed by them for the entire project.
  • When you get off him, scrambling to your feet and stammering non-stop, he blushes too, but then very romantically cups your face and kiss you again gently.
  • Imagine his lips though. He would be soft and hesitant, wondering when you would push him off until he realises you won’t, then he would deepen the kiss by tilting your head and oH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE.
  • Cue the “AWWW” from the other cast.
  • Then he pulls off, grinning so hard he thinks his face would spilt from it all, and you blush and make weird stuttering sounds. You try to shut up and stop your face from burning, but he finds it really cute that you’re flustered.
  • Then he clears his throat and officially asks you out to dinner that night, with a deep bow and everything dramatically because EZRA IS A CUTE GENTLEMAN AND WILL MAKE EVERYTHING LESS EMBARRASSING FOR YOU
  • You laugh and of course say yes.
  • Then you realise that the entire studio was silent since the kiss, and that the guys were staring and the girls were almost swooning from the whole romance of it.
  • (the girls of the studio would have very high expectations on how guys would ask them out ;DDD)

BONUS:

- whenever you two need either a model or a photographer, you would automatically get each other, so he helps you out with your individual projects and you help him take nice photos

DOUBLE BONUS:

- when Ezra becomes globally known for FBAWTFT, he constantly asks you if his performance was OK and if anyone likes Credence or anything, you would assure him that it was brilliant, going as far as to threaten him with the search results of the gradence tag on Tumblr (whoops)

- also, the entire HP fandom would just die of fluffness when they find the photoshoots you two do together

~kiera

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Things I want to see in Skam soon
  • The Isak and Sana study session
  • Yousef walking in and getting lowkey (but highkey) jealous
  • Sana sensing Yousef’s jealousy bc she’s observant af and she just kinda smirks
  • Isak would notice the tension but he’s lowkey distracted by how hot Yousef is (bonus points if Sana catches him checking him out and smacks him on the arm or something)
  • Cute giggles and smiles between these two cuties being the bestest of friends
  • Sana getting advice from Isak on how to be straight up with her friends
  • Isak changing his fucking facebook/icon to something else (if he refuses to make it a pic of himself it should at least be one of Even’s drawings of him if he wants to keep the cartoon look)
  • idk just more of everyone i love them all 
settle down around the fire kids cause it’s story time

I feel like sharing this story again. Haven’t in a while.

Long time ago, before SFS Animation was SFS, we were under a different name with a different goal. This was back in 2011.

We’ll just call this former group Project S.

This group was still related to animation, except we were going to make a full on feature length film.

Sounds stupid? It was. This’ll get long, so check below the break.

Keep reading

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Breaking my rule again. These are no photo booth pics. But whoa :O! A female Bluebird has started to build a nest in my nestbox, as you know. Tonight, I noticed a BB who was singing very loudly, and he sounded kind of different (yeah I am nerdy like that, I think I can somehow differentiate their calls…) Well, lo and behold. It seems it was a different guy. These two were fighting like Peter Griffin and the chicken forever. It was crazy to watch. Pic quality isn’t great, but this is for documenting. Hence no watermark either. It gives me hope that my BB couple, I named them Mickey and Mallory, are gonna make it just fine :)

anonymous asked:

A hc where Mc has a stalker ex but doesn't tell Jumin because she wants to deal with it herself, only she underestimated how creepy and crazy her ex can be. He sends her creepy stuff which she manages to hide from Jumin, shows up at all the places they go to, and even threatened to hurt the people she cares about, stuff like that.

eyy first hc! analysed some hc to get the style, hope its okay. I’m more comfortable with writing ‘you’ than ‘her’ so bare with me please;; also, send in requests if you think this is good! (it’s a liiiitle long cuz i get too detailed all the time ;~;; tho i cant be serious at all


Genre: I say FLUFF

  • “Is everything alright, MC?” Jumin looked at you, concerned
  • tbh it’s really difficult to keep secrets from this man
  • espeicially in this case
  • Your ex is unstoppable, he is also smart and has he sources.
  • He sent you weird text like “ //iM//;’gO0na;.[CoRRupt{{y=ou “.
  • You didn’t want to engage in anymore conversations with him so you promise yourself not to reply no more. Let his hope dieeeee
  • You’re weren’t the only one though. One day, Jumin showed you a box he received with white roses and his portrait in funeral photo frame style. There were no name of sender. 
  • But you quickly brushed it off and blamed the innocent Seven. he now owned another reason to not be able to touch elizabeth
  • You did blocked the creep’s number, you were SOO over him.
  • …to only realise that he can send you stuff with other numbers too…
  • You kept blocking, he kept creating.
  • It’s not like you don’t want to change your phone number. You can’t.
  • How are you going to tell Jumin?
  • What are your excuses be?
  • Poor MC, surrounded by two utterly intelligent guys. 
  • Meanwhile, Jumin did noticed the shock in your eyes every time you were on your phone.
  • He’s worried.
  • He’s even worried when you say that you’re perfectly fine.
  • But this sweetie tries to trust you. So he ain’t gonna ask more.
  • So one off day he took you out for tea at an expensive ass cafe.
  • Your ex sent you a text: “YoU”{L00k hAwt 2dAy:babE”
  • Wha…t….he’s here?!
  • “What’s the matter, my love?”
  • “O-oh, n-nothing…it’s just a cute cat photo I found on Facebook”
  • you quickly displayed a cat pic on your phone and show it to him
  • *pop* 
  • “What’s…this? Who is it from?”
  • “Yes, Jumin…?” you took a look at the phone screen
  • “iM<GonA&^%*KiLL++ yOU, jUm1n”
  • oh shit oh shit mayday mayday wroooong timing
  • You bit your lips, searching through your brain for a valid excuse
  • “err…random q-quote generator! haha….”
  • “Did you really mean it…? To kill…me? Why?”
  • oh boy this man is gonna cry i repeat jumin han is going to cry
  • *mc deep breathes* *gulps* 
  • “Sir,sorry to interrupt but there’s a suspicious man with a knife outside looking at you and Mrs Han for the whole time. Should I take any actions?”
  • You were unsure if this is going good but the cat has to come out of the bag.
  • “Really? Confiscate the knife and contact the police immediately.”
  • Jumin went from a heartbroken child to an Executive Director in a snap
  • “My dear, MC, was it him..? The guy who kept making you uncomfortable when you use your phone at night? I want to know the truth.”
  • “Y-yes, Jumin…I’m so sorry for not telling you. I thought I could deal with him myself…I didn’t want to burden you..I-I’m so so sorry..I’ll explain everything to you later so you’ll forgive me, okay?” You started sobbing out all the stress and fear.
  • Jumin pulled you into his embrace and brushed through your hair. 
  • “It’s okay. You don’t have to apologies. I could have given you more attention…I’m sorry, princess” He kissed you on your head.
  • The police were fast, they recognised Jumin and fangirled internally and took your ex to the station
  • Jumin say he’ll only make a report tomorrow so poor ex has to stay there for a shooort while
  • You both went home immediately and cuddled all night
  • while you spilled out the truth
  • you begged him to forgive your ex and not to punish him too hard with his power because you felt bad a little
  • he promised but internally he was like
  • are??? you??? kidding??? me??? forgive??? no??? he harmed my precious darling !!! HESGOINGTOHELL.
  • anyways you slept beside him on the couch after kissing him and telling him that you will only be his
  • it was a looong tiring day but not compared to other nights *winkswinks*
junhoon masterpost

in no particular order but what does it matter i love junhoon

so that’s basically it, feel free to add/link more moments if there are any i missed and pls love junhoon

Sweet Dreams, Love.

A/N: Hello! this is my first little drabble! I got this because Taron always looks super tired in pics and that bb needs sleep ;o;

Summary: Eggsy has been working non stop for the past two weeks, and you notice he’s becoming incredibly tired. He comes home after his last mission and you have a night-in to let him recoup.

The door slammed from behind you, followed by a long yawn and a few curses muttered under an exhausted sigh. Eggsy had been on missions constantly the past two weeks. It was just one at first, but Kingsman kept buzzing him in, asking him to take someone’s place on a mission or to go as an extra precaution. After each one, he’d come home, more tired than ever, and curl up on the couch for an hour or two, before being notified again that he was needed. It was painful to watch, and you’d ask him to stay home for a few minutes more and sleep. It was so evident in his dazed eyes and the bags that got extra crinkled when he’d give you a sympathetic smile that he need rest. However, he’d pass it off, saying that he was fine before kissing your forehead and trudging out the front door.

So when he came in, you stopped writing the email you were sending to your boss, and ran to meet him at the front door where he was hanging his coat. He looked terrible. Of course, he was wearing a suit, which helped him appear sharp, but the man underneath was exhausted. He didn’t even notice you were there.

“How was your mission?” You asked quietly.

His posture jolted up at your voice, but sank down once again as he recognized it was you. “It went well. They said I could take the next few days off, if I wanted to.”

You walked over to him and caressed his cheek, trying to get a better look at his condition. Not only was he tired, but he now had a black eye and a deep gash on his forehead, along with a few stray scratches.

“Jesus, Eggsy.”

“You don’t have to say my name twice, (Y/N).” He gave you his award winning smirk, causing you to roll your eyes, but you still felt the corners of your mouth giving in. He took your hand and held it in his own, lacing your fingers together as he gave you as soft peck on the lips.

“I really am sorry, Love. I probably had you worried sick.” He murmured.

“Yeah, you really have me in a tizz, and not the good kind. You’ve been so tired recently and now you’re hurt… I understand Kingsman is your job, and I’m so, so proud of you knowing everyday you walk out the door you’re going to save the world. You don’t need to apologize for that, okay? You just need to start taking better care of yourself and you have to establish your limits so that you don’t wear yourself out too much.”

“So that we can use that energy for…?” He sing-sang as he wiggled his eyebrows.

Your cheeks turned red as your cast your eyes to anywhere but his face. “Go get washed up, I’ll order a pizza. You look like shit.” You over exaggerated a sniff and added, “ Ew, you smell like it too!” as you waved in front of your nose.

“Breaking news, I have a five year old for a girlfriend.” He snickered as he walked past you towards the shower, giving your butt a a soft tap as he walked by. 

You stuck your tongue out at him in retaliation as you dialed the pizza place. So much for those manners.

———————————————————————————————————–

“Oh my gosh, I hate you.”

You looked at Eggsy like a deer in headlights, one piece of pizza hanging out your mouth and another in your hand as you sat criss-cross on the couch.

“It came before you got out!” You tried to say with a full mouth. While Eggsy had been in the shower, the pizza man came with the pizza. You tried to resist opening the box until he got out, but you were weak.“Sorry, babe.”  

“I’m kidding, but I will have to say, part of the reason I’m forgiving you is the fact you have a Salvador Dali marinara mustache on your face.” He grabbed a slice from the box.

“Ugh, you’re kidding me.” You groaned.

“Nope.” He laughed, taking a picture of you with his phone as he sat down next to you.

“You are so mean, you know that?” You pouted.

“Yup.”

You gave him the evil eye as you stuffed another slice in your mouth as you grunted a “Whatever, loser.”

Eggsy turned silent, and after a few minutes, you noticed he was sleeping, his slice of pizza resting on his blue, cotton shirt. You took a quick picture of the scene before gently putting the piece of pizza in the box and put the box in the fridge. You gently smiled at him as you contemplated waking him up to bring him to the bedroom or to let him sleep on the couch. You decided he probably wanted to wake up tomorrow morning without a neck cramp, so you gently shook his shoulder, causing his eyes to flutter open.

“Hey, sleepyhead.”

“How long was I out?” He murmured, rubbing his eye with his fist, his hair cutely sticking up every which way.

“Not long, maybe fifteen minutes. But let’s get you to bed, Eggs. You must be really tired” You whispered, placing a kiss on his cheek.

“Mhm.” He said, slowly getting of the bed with your help. You held his hand as he stumbled down the hallway and into your bedroom. Before you knew it, he was in the bed, his mind out like a light.

You giggled as you crawled in next to him, trying to steal the covers back from him. As you did, he opened one eye at you.

“Having trouble?”

“Yes.” You said in a small, high pitched voice.

“Come here.” He said, patting the spot next to him. “Be my little spoon.”

You blushed as you cuddled up next to him. “How can express your emotions so bluntly and not get embarrassed?”

“My mum says it’s because I’m just naturally cheeky. Now go to sleep, love.” He mumbled into his pillow as he draped his arm over your waist.

You sat there for a few minutes until you heard his breathing even out. Your face heated as you let the words that had been circling your mind the whole day slip from your lips.

“I love you so, so much, Eggsy. Please be safe. I don’t know what I would do without you… ”

You felt your muscles relax as you said it, but immediately felt a pair of lips of your neck press a loving kiss against your soft skin.

“And I love you, (Y/N). More than you could ever know. And don’t worry. I won’t be leaving for a long time. Now, sweet dreams, love.”

So I’ve probably mentioned this before but of all the hockey players that I have had the privilege of meeting, getting to meet Kelly Terry is my favourite post-game signing experience (save for Erica Kromm but Kromm is on a whole other level). 

When I went to the Furies game in Calgary my main goal was to meet Natalie Spooner, cuz if you haven’t been paying attention, I’m slightly obsessed with her. But while waiting for Spooner I got to meet Terry as well. And it was amazing how she took the time with everyone she talked to. While I was waiting to get to her, she was talking with a few minor hockey players (teenagers, probably bantam or midget age group) and asking them about their season, what team they play for, and it wasn’t like they were just telling her this stuff voluntarily, she took the time to ask each of them about their season, what position they play, what their style of play is. Like, these are girls that she has never seen before, and will probably never see again

When I got to her, I greeted her, asked her to sign this photo. Most of the time, signings go like this

Me: Hi, could you sign this for me please?

Player: Yeah sure

Player: *signs*

Me: Thank you

With Terry? Oh no, not even close. She took a minute to look at it, which, honestly made me nervous cuz it’s one of the first edits I ever made and my anxiety was like “oh my god she hates I can’t believe you screwed this up.” Then she asked me if I made it and told me she thought it was great, which, in all honesty could just be her being polite but let me have this! She then signs and and then makes a comment about how she is always making funny faces in photos of her playing (which, honestly, that pic is so low quality thanks to the photo editor I had at the time I can’t even tell what her face looks like in it). So I told her that I hadn’t noticed her making funny faces in photos I had seen. So she says “oh no, I will show you,” and whips out her phone and opens her photo gallery to show me that yes, she does, in fact, make funny faces while she plays. 

Like, any time or attention a player gives to a fan is great, even if it’s just two seconds to sign a photo or take a pic, because they do not owe fans an ounce of their time or attention. But when a player goes above and beyond and does stuff like this while interacting with fans? That is just so special and I will never forget it. 

anonymous asked:

but you are Ok with Chris using his underage cousin to hint at crisscolfer, right? Because that is not putting a kid who has nothing to do with that shit into a fuck up situation and make her a target for harrasment

We want seriously compare that two situations?

First of all, Chris didn’t post the pic or force her cousins to do that, /his cousin/ actually did that.
In this situation, /the beard/ posted a snapchat about her nephew dressed like Blaine and with Hedwig’s nails. She was aiming to a particularly reference.

Second, Chris’s cousin was yes underage, but seriously, I could expect this from a seventeen years old and not a thirtyone.

Third, we talk here about a kid. A kid who doesn’t even know what her aunt is doing with that pic or what she’s refer. A kid that is three/four? How this can be totally okay?

In Chris’s cousin situation no one ever hit to Darren or CrissColfer, just us as fandom. There wasn’t a particular meaning behind that pic, she’s posted just because she was having a great time with her cousins. Chris’s cousin just covered his boyfriend because it was the right thing to do, but someone asked and asked about who was under the red color and bla bla bla. But, again, no one hint to that. It was not her intention, or Chris’s refer to anything or anyone in particular.

In this situation she posted that pic because she had a really big goal, which was us to notice Blaine’s similar outfit and the Hedwig’s nails. She’s posted that pic with this particular intention, not just because she was having fun or because she wants a pic of her nephew. That pic actually come out from her gallery, so she take that pic and then posted when the time was right for her.

So no, we can’t compare the two situations.

Next time, you came in my ask, informe yourself before.

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((Disclaimer: I don’t claim my analysis as facts. It’s an analysis based on one pov. If you have something to say, please be constructive. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all. Thank you.))

Firstly, I’m still learning and forever will be. If you’re an expert in this area, do inform me if I mentioned a wrong fact. It helps me a lot honestly.

So, my prof told me that she believes in three things under the romantic gestures - eye contact, personal space, and grooming/preening. Skinship becomes common now that it hard to differentiate between romantic or just platonic unless there are different body languages apply. Especially in a country like SK, which skinship among men is pretty common. Even Hen ry once mentioned in Happy Together, the one thing that surprised him the most about SK is the frequent physical contact between men.

One thing I noticed about KD is how their bodies have this certain pulls between them which lead to today’s topic - gravitation (under personal space and eye contact). Some called it magnetic pull. Keep in mind that human behavioral is a big field of scope.

Anyway, according to google dictionary, gravitation means

  1. Movement, or a tendency to move, toward a center of attractive force, as in the falling of bodies to the earth
  2. Movement toward or attraction to something.

The part that bolded apply to body language.

Two person who is attracted to each other has the tendency to attract or gravitate towards each other, including the eyes, not just the body. It’s not a part of the conscious mind. It’s a part of the subconscious mind. The majority of the body languages are a part of the subconscious mind. That’s why they said our body is more honest than our mouth - actions speak louder than words indeed. There’s no lie in that. Because those actions are not filtered. It’s directly transmitted from your brain to your body then movements. It’s like responding to stimuli when the signal is not transmitted to the brain but instead to the motor neuron for fast response. It’s mostly involuntarily.

When a person got used to their partner’s presence, they tend to gravitate towards each other. Their body are familiar with him/her and it becomes a part of their implicit memory - something you do spontaneously and automatically.

If you pay attention to your parents or your friends who are in a relationship, you can see they unconsciously move closer in a room filled with people like a party or gathering or how their eyes just unconsciously find each other. It’s a normal thing you do to your crush as well. You just want to be closer or look at them. Your mind found the idea that looking or stay close to your source of interest/comfort very pleasing and joyful.

You also tend to gravitate in a sense that you want to share everything with your partner. Like when you found something interesting, the first thing you do probably let him/her know about it or just simply look at them. And you have that mutual agreement between the two of you. ’Do you get it?’ ‘I got it.’ You want to include them in your life and include yourself in their life. To have something in common. And these small things are very meaningful.


Now, time for some example~ Let’s the deluluness begin!

1. These two gifs actually didn’t happen right after another (x). KS moved closer to JI in the beginning of the video while JI moved closer at 1.00.

It’s like close is just not close enough. There was no concrete or rational reason to explain this behavior.

This one too.


When you take a picture in a group of people, your body moves inwards especially if you’re at the corner. But one thing I notice about KD, they don’t just move inwards, they stick to each other. 


Another clear example is this one. My fav pic of KD. You can see how the others were just bros taking picture tghtr.

Then we have KD glued face to face.


This is really endearing to watch. Laughing tghtr! I love watching KS laughing! See how his body just gravitates towards JI.

This is definitely not something KS planned to do.

You can see how awkward JI’s body posture. He didn’t know how to react when KS suddenly hugged his sides. And how fast KS just pulled away like oh shit what I did I do. (just my delulu side)

Look at how long JI just kneeled on the ground while staring at KS.

Still staring.


Next, JI sure like to travel~ His power is teleportation anyway hehehe (nice joke there Am lol)

Skipping everyone just to stand next to KS.

Oh, KS too?


Just KD sitting next/close to each other behind the scene.


Let’s move on to one of the honest body parts which are our eyes. If you notice the gif below, PCY also moves his eyes towards OSH.

But only JI’s eyes remained. A simple reminder here, KS wasn’t even talking. Lay was talking.

JI just can’t get enough. Another reminder, KS wasn’t even talking. JM was talking. PCY, OSH and BH were also looking at JM’s direction.

JI, BH was talking. He just unconsciously mirrored KS’s action.

This is my fav staring gif of JI’s. His gazes were so soft (just delulu me).

Flustered KS is the best. (probably be my next analysis. still in progress of collecting evidence)

Loot at these cuties. What were u guys doing smiling like that?


Ji the lost puppy.

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This is from my own experience. I’ve only gone to their concert twice and I got tix at the front for both concerts (e x oluxion2). As expected my eyes are glued to both of them. Haha. I don’t have any proof for this bcoz I don’t like to hold my phone/camera during concerts. I want to see everything that I can with my own eyes.

But I notice one thing tho. It just funny how my eyes were looking/following them while their eyes were finding each other. There was one time JI was at the other side of the stage and KS was at the other end. And I saw JI looked at the other side. I was sure he was looking at KS bcoz there was no one else at the other end. Then when they were leaving the stage for each interval, both of them always looked for each other behind their backs. Like checking if ji/ks is there. Maybe I’m just delulu. They were looking for each other bcoz when they found them, they exited the stage. Similar to when you check that your friend/anyone behind you, you can walk ahead. You know they’re with you.

I also did talk to other fans. B4 1st April, I never ever mention about KD to anyone. Even on my sns. But I talk to other e x o l that likes JI and KS. A friend of mine went to their concert (diff place as mine). She’s a JI stan. She told me when JI was injured and he sat on the chair at the back while the members move to the front, JI always looked at KS’s direction. I heard similar stories from other JI’s stan who went to the same concert. Then a KS’s stan told me she’s jealous of the way KS look at JI. asdfghjkl I’m like how?? She said when no one else was looking like when there was a member who was talking or doing a funny thing (audience attention on that member), KS will just quietly looked at JI. I’m …. omg. hehee.

Both of them don’t even have a reason to look at each other. They just do bcoz they just want to. But I don’t have any proof for this since it’s just convos I have w other fans and things we saw. Take it as it is and leave it as it is. But I totally recommend you guys go to the concert and just look at KD. They just have this certain aura/vibe around the two of them. Idk how to put this into words. It’s like watching my friend and her crush stealing glances at each other. The feelings are mutual but they don’t know about it. Then, act very shyly and I just want them to say hi. Haha.


I just noticed that this post is so long and I’ve provided ample of example/evidence. Well that’s it from me~ For now. Keep calm and support KD! Take care ;)

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