just look at that 8th wonder of the world

Acoustic #3 Nico di Angelo x Mortal! Reader

Acoustic #3
Goo Goo Dolls
Nico di Angelo x Mortal! Reader

They painted up your secrets
With the lies they told to you
And the least they ever gave you
Was the most you ever knew

Leo dragged Nico down the drom room hallway.
“Leo, I’m fine. I don’t want to go out!” Nico protested as he dragged his heels in the ground. Suprisingly the Latino boy was able to pull Nico towards the outside world.
“Look dude. You’ve been study for DAYS! You need a break and you need to meet someone and get the college experience. It’s my job to make sure that happens!” Leo declared. Nico groaned and broke free of Leo’s grasp and walked next to him.
“One hour, Valdez!”

And I wonder where these dreams go
When the world gets in your way
What’s the point in all this screaming?
No one’s listening anyway.

(y/n) was the happiest girl alive. She had just started her second year at (Dream College). Every since she was in the 8th grade and they asked her what she wanted to do when she grew up. She decided to get here first. If she got into (d/c) then she would deicide where she wanted to go.
She smiled next to her best friend who had dragged her to a bar that was only a mile off campus.
“Are you going to drink at all?” (Bf/n) asked. She was already slurring and you two had barely been there for an hour when two guys walked in.
“(Bf/n)! That’s him! That’s the guy from my Creative Writing class! The one I told you had the really good story!” She smirked.
“HEY GOTH BOY!!!” (Bf/n) shouted. He of course looked over, but so did everyone else. He pointed to his chest and mouthed ‘me’. “YES YOU! GET OVER HERE!”
(Y/n) muttered “Oh no.”

Your voice is small and fading
And you’re here alone
And your mother loves your father
‘Cause she’s got nowhere to go

Nico sat next to the two girls after being nudged by Leo and Leo promised him ten bucks.
“I’m Nico.” He said with a pained smile.
“I’m (y/n). We’re in the same Creative Writing class and-“
“She liked -hic- you writing!” (Bf/n) slurred. Nico could have sworn a blush crept in on her face.
“Thanks. I didn’t think anyone would actually like it. It’s a little dark.”
“But that’s why I love it. Everyone in that class plays it safe and writes fairytale. And it’s nice to see a change. I also liked what you said about that quote by Ernst Hemingway. What was it again?” Nico smiled and closed his eyes slightly.
“’The best way to find if you can trust somebody is to trust them.’” Nico recited. His words were smoothed and connected. The way he talked reminded (y/n) about poetry.

And she wonders where these dreams go
‘Cause the world got in her way
What’s the pointing ever trying?
Nothing’s changing anyway

They talked for an hour, but to them it felt like minutes. They talked about writing, about their childhood (more your then his), and just about random things. After a while Leo walked over and patted Nico on his shoulder, but the two were in such deep conversation that Nico jumped.
“Hey man! It’s been an hour, you’re allowed to leave, if you want.” Leo walked back towards the dance floor. Nico looked at (y/n). Her face had fallen. She was disappointed. She thought he was going to leave.
“Hey, (Y/n)?” Nico started. “Do you want to get out of here?”
She leaned over and kissed his cheek.

They press their lips against you
And you love the lies they say
And I tried so hard to reach you
But you’re falling anyway

Nico was shocked. She pulled away and pressed her hands to her face.
“Oh my god! I’m sorry!” She quickly got up and she ran out of the bar.
At a brisk pace Nico followed her outside. It was pouring rain.

And you know I see right through you
‘Cause the world gets in your way
What’s the point in all this screaming?

“(Y/n) wait!” She stopped and Nico caught up to her. “You didn’t let me finish.”
Nico pressed his lips against hers.

You’re not listening anyway.

The Harry Effect: Fond Louis

So we always talk about Harry’s heart eyes: the laser frog stare, the Louis-should-probably-get-a-restraining-order look, the twinkling-eyes-floating-cartoon-hearts gaze, etc, etc. But we don’t talk about Louis’ fond nearly as much. That boy has a HARRY FACE and it’s severely under appreciated!!!! When Louis pulls the heart eyes the entire world just stops. He tries to act all cool and tough but all bets are off when Harry is around. His demeanor changes, the walls come down, and he gets the happiest, softest, trusting, head-over-heels-in-love little pixie expression on his face. I like to call this phenomenon “The Harry Effect.” This is a post about the 8th Wonder of the World: soft giggly happy fond Louis

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"Fast Food First Food"

I happen to have someone in my life now
Yes gladly he is as black and African as you’d wish,

Let’s face it
Am kinda in love
With this guy,
OK by now y'all know me,
I won’t talk about Sideburns
Cause I barely get time to look at his
Side cheeks
And lets just hope l will
not become a side Chick 😛


So the other day in his place,
I also discovered I am so into him
By performing the,
8th wonder of the World

He left early for
Work…
Would later confirm that am awake
Cool
I was, so later in the day
He asks if I mind cooking for him🙆😩

,,, Guys the last time I cooked
Was last year July
My grandmother had travelled upcountry
And my grandfather was hungry
Cut it!
So he asks if I mind cooking for him
I of course didn’t mind,

Umh

Quick Thought
Rice and chicken work right,?
But Qui only cooks words
Ad have opted to sweet talk him
For dinner outside
But for this feeling
I chose to fail for him😢😥
That’s how much I love him🙈
And that’s where we say “awwww:”

And my
Greatest fear was cooking rice
That resembles ugali or unsliced bread 😥😢
(sh*t the things we do for love)
I cooked some white rice
It wasn’t bad😂
It just happened to be too white 🙆

next thing
Chicken
God knows I ordered a recipe online 😩
But there wasn’t as many spices given to me
That I even knew 😔
So when everything fails you
Y'all know we turn to the most high
In a short prayer I said
“Lord Jesus,
You know how much I love him right,?
Plus he is a hard worker Lord he deserves good food at least Lord please… Gimme a way”
😂😂😂
#TheThingsWeDoForLove
So, onions, tomatoes, Dania, Saumu, hoho
Add in the chicken add in any good aromatic spice
Cook for 40minutes
In prayer
The Kikuyu in me says
Ongeza waru😂
The muranga in me says no,
Ongeza maji kikombe moja(add a glass of water) 😂😂
I knew this was an ancestral spirit
I couldnt fight it,
there’s water In my chicken
(ndaaaaani ndaaani ndaaaaaaani😂😁)

The few minutes to cook
Then there was some thick soup
My ancestors were right💪🤓

after like 20minutes he walks in
Smooches Me,
At this point I enjoy it…
For it just might be the last
he goes upstairs
I rushed to serve myself,
I tasted the chicken
It was delicious I swear
But fools day was knocking,, 😂 I couldn’t even trust my tongue
It has deceived me a couple of times in previous relationships
Esp with my Taste of Men 🤓
.
.
Either way he shukad kwa living room
“can’t wait to taste your food 😋😛”
“Sure” I respond
I have traveled far and wide
But that distance from the living room to the kitchen
Was the longest
So yes,,
I went in,
Served him,

Cleansed it with the blood of the most high 😰
Then put my ass on a seat across him,
So he bites..
Bites again and again
Then asks
“how did u make this? ”
Wait guys how did I make it?
Should I blame divine power for denying me a husband already 😩😫
Then he says
“this is so delicious ”

🙌 10-0
My heart went paragasha😶
He eats on and on
………
Not the bones of course
I clear the table in a smile before he asks
“Could I please have more food? ”

Now I am publicly declaring that I am fit for marriage
If
I can cook and he asks for a second round, well I can now keep ring for more than a month 😁😄

Mtasema ni kihere here
But am considering actually studying some catering course
I just realized a side hustle 😅

Let’s get serious
I am sure it was God and The Love
That geared up the good meal 😇

If he stumbles on this 😭
I will blame you guys ☹

By Qui Qarre
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Follow on @qui.qarre

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Helena Bonham Carter wins Best Supporting Actress for ‘The King’s Speech’ - 64th BAFTA Portraits | 13/02/11.


“You know what I’m so used to losing it’s quite a strange feeling to win but ah it feels very nice. But no I.. children if you’re watching this it’s not about the winning! Em..it still feels nice. 

Erm, I’m thrilled to be considered in the same category as my fellow supporting actresses, and I’m not just sucking up, you’re all brilliant. Erm, my underskirt has got hitched up.. this is not a good moment. 

I think I should thank the Royal Family frankly because they’ve done wonders for my career. Erm this year, I seem to be playing Queens with ever decreasing head sizes. Next year I’ll be pin headed Queen. 

Erm, ok! I know I’ve gotta be succinct. I need to thank, I’m really really going to try to do this fast. First of all can I just say that I have fun and I love it and it’s my privilege to keep on working in this over subscribed profession and there is so many talented, talented people out there who never get recognition so I’m incredibly lucky to get this, and to get recognised and to get parts, and to go out and make a living by getting dressed up, pretending to be someone else for the day and then getting paid lots of money! And then I get an award for it so it’s as good as it gets.. Erm, erm, thank you..

 I’ll just say that I would love at this stage to walk off and say “I did it all by myself” just like my three year old but I didn’t, I’ve got a few people to thank. I’ve gotta thank all the producers, it was all your fault, you started it and Tom Hooper, thank you for not cutting me, for giving me all of my close ups, for making sure that the Queen Mother wasn’t totally eclipsed by the brilliance, the double brilliance of Jeffery and Colin. King Colin, you deserve everything you’re getting, and erm Jeffery you really should be the best supporting actress, I know where ever you are, cus he only, he really did have only eyes for.. for you.. 

Erm, and finally, finally finally.. OH the people who look after me! Melody, Carin Brott, Adam Isaacs, Shelly Browning.. I might never get this again so I might as well just, really stretch out! Shelly Browning, Adam Isaacs, yeah so all of them. Have I done, Nicky Vanguild aaand and then finally Tim Burton, who is my genius, and thank you for the big headed Queen and thank you for, well, helping me make the 8th and 9th wonders of the world, that are our children. 

And then finally finally, I’m really really getting there! *laughs* .. Erm, finally, finally, we get all the awards in this profession, there are many groups that go unsung. I wanted to dedicate this to all the best supporting wives around, in the world, existing. Queen Mother herself, and.. and my mum. And there’s no doubt, that were my father here, he would of given this to her. She was the most best, supporting wife you could of ever wished for. Thank you.”

one time when i was in 8th grade i was at the mall alone and i was standing outside waiting for my dad to pick me up and this young guy, probably around his mid 20s comes right up to me and says “have you heard of the indigo children” so i was like great, this is a sex thing and im going to die here, but anyway i said no i havent, and so he was like “ok i want you to look them up for me, when you get into high school (side note, he knew somehow that i was in 8th grade), people are going to pressure you to drink and people are going to pressure you to do drugs. i want you to ignore them and stay focused on your school work. i want you to go home and look up the indigo children. youre going to do great things for this world” and then he just walked away. i wonder where he is now. he’d be disappointed in me, and im not gonna lie, im really sad about that and i think about it a lot

holdon-monbelle  asked:

Requests for a compilation of Amber's adorable, girly, precious laughter? Idk if anyone who runs this blog can do that but if so great and if not here's an idea for anyone among MeU who can! (I just want more amber laughter in my life literally it's the most precious thing on earth look it up it's great y'all)

here you go my love!!!!! and i agree, it’s the 8th wonder of the world!

anonymous asked:

I haven't seen any new Tratie in so longgg, do you have any new/more headcanons you want to share? Please :)

  • they get a cat and Travis is known to film the cat, Darwin, in his everyday life with all the plants in the apartment then he’ll edit videos with Animal Planet type commentary and jungle sound effects and he makes Katie and Connor sit down for Very Serious screenings of his short films 
  • they get to a point where neither of them knows whose flannels are whose so they just keep them in the middle of the closet in what they call “the neutral zone” 
  • their first apartment together is super shitty but Travis makes it his mission to make it a home and his first order of business is building Katie a garden bed to go on the fire escape
  • Katie successfully hustles the Stoll brothers AND their mom at poker, leaving the family stunned and Travis’s mom leans over to him, “You keep this one, you hear me?” he smiles goofily at Katie who is stacking her chips while smacking Connor’s hand away, “don’t have to tell me twice” 
  • Travis really adores when Kaite goes into Mom Mode and he always just watches her with this smile that is like he’s looking at the 8th wonder of the world and it just makes him feel so warm and secure, and that feeling only gets more overwhelming when she’s moming their kids instead of just him and his brother. 
I will have you ( poem by Diamond )

Honestly speaking
I will have you
Im speaking with arrogance and not of limerence
I am an educated, beautiful goddess and I know what I want : You
But I won’t chase you or beg
I know my worth and I refuse to implore at the mercy of someone who doesn’t view me as worthy
I also know that life is so short that I want to have a taste of everything I deserve and yearn for
Success, love, serenity, and passionate sex
Two of those things I seek in you

I will have you
Because you can’t resist me
I’m like the warm, calming summer rain to your dead of summer, raging heat wave
The kind of rain that seems to wash away a fucked up past, the kind of rain you rejoice for
Meaning I’m the sensual soul you were born yearning for to soothe your arrogant exterior, your walls of boldness; your whole tough guy front
The compassionate soul that was made especially for the lion hearted lover
You are a lover because I see it in your eyes
All you are missing is love and mind blowing sex
But I digress from the latter because I am not interested in lusting over you
Im trying to make it clear that I’m more interested in how deep your intellect and affection runs
My sweet, mellow voice harmonizes with your captivating, booming vocal tone
My body was made and harvested to fit perfectly in your embrace
My smile is the 8th wonder of your world and you can’t figure out how something just melts your heart from a glacier to an ocean of love
And how you lived your life previously without knowing something so genuine and persuasive
Right now you dream of me
Vivid dreams that replay in your mind when you wake
And that being the reason for the look of passion painted in the landscape of your eyes


I am knowledgable in the kind of love you need
It’s the one that rubs your shoulders and asks about your day
The kind that lingers on your every word and responds to you with looks of admiration
The kind of love that has your back
Love that is patient and kind
Love that blurs out past heart breaks and trust issues

I will have you
When the time is right
If the stars are aligned
If the moment is faultless
You will speak up and confess what it is you desire

anonymous asked:

Sadly I've never seen any virgin!babysitter!Derek (actually I can't even think of any babysitter!Derek at all) but I can write you a little jock/nerd Sterek in your ask box! Because think of Derek being the nerd of his entire FAMILY, his sisters are both athletic- Laura is a jock (soccer star or something) and Cora is a cheerleader or a dancer or whatever, his parents were both big in sports in college and coach highschool sports now, his uncle is a pro baseball coach, but Derek just (1/?)

he just doesn’t GET sports, he doesn’t LIKE them, he was alright with them when he was younger but now that his body has changed so much sports are just harder, he’s bigger and bulkier and awkward and .. he just prefers to sit inside and read, is that SO wrong? Funny enough (in that horrible “I hate my life” sort of way) his highschool crush likes to read too, yes, STILES, the BHHS lacrosse STAR Stiles, the Stiles who is now FIRST LINE of their college team, he even asked Derek for Greek mythology recs once- and Derek being the awkward dork he is just stuttered and felt bad about it for two months after.

He’s been crushing on Stiles since sophmore year in highschool and when he went to BHU he thought ok a year away from him (because Stiles is a year younger) and a world of adult experiences so SURELY he can get over his crush… and then Stiles is right there a year later and Derek has done nothing but suffer thinking about him all this time, it’s actually PAINING HIM how can he even focus on becoming an animal behaviourist when he knows Stiles is only going to be here for a year or two before heading on to an actual tech college to finish his degree, he knows there are really only two choices here, either he pines over Stiles for the unforeseeable future and never sees him again after a year or two… or he does something about it.

Derek doesn’t do anything about it but that’s ok because Stiles does it for him, because Derek may be really into reading and super smart but that doesn’t mean he keeps up with new electronics, they’re all just a fad that will be replaced in a year by the new model so he sticks with the same model of whatever device he has until it breaks down beyond reasonable repair and he just moves to the next model up, he’s money savy that way, Stiles doesn’t quite see things like that though and one day when he sees Derek’s laptop (he’s pretty sure it’s a 2012 model- for SHAME Derek) he just cringes, he hears Derek grumbling about not being able to unstick the capslock and naturally being a tech major he saunters over and finds out that oh- it isn’t a technical problem, the key is LITERALLY stuck, “I am never letting Erica use my laptop again I swear” Derek mutters and Stiles just smiles softly and grabs a letter opener and starts screwing around with it and Derek is terrified he’s going to just rip the thing off but oh wow it unstuck, and Derek looks up to thank him and Stiles notices his Hufflepuff jacket “Ah dude I’m a Slytherin! We’d be total besties!” and they talk for a LONG TIME before it starts getting really late and Stiles offers to take Derek to dinner and Derek is just so extremely stunned by this and realizes- half way to the place- that he’s still just in the overly casual clothes he wore to the library earlier that day and wow that’s embarrassing but Stiles doesn’t care, Stiles thinks it’s adorable, Stiles thinks HE’S adorable and half-way through dinner that this isn’t just a freindly dinner, this is a DATE, , Stiles Stilinski asked HIM on a DATE and is being a TOTAL gentleman, insisting that he pay, asking if Derek wants to share a dessert, driving him home, and then much to his surprise Stiles doesn’t leave, he follows Derek in! 

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Can we just admire this picture, and how they are all looking so proud of their career and the wonderful adventure they just helped create. Except for Paul. Paul literally looks like he crawled out of a trench from the first world war.

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The last time we were in love,
it ended so suddenly,
so painfully.
One day, you were telling me that
you loved me and the next,
you told me that forever 
was too long, and that you were too young,
but you never spoke about
how he was too beautiful
for you to not leave me.
You never told me the truth about
why you were leaving.
It was not until after I realized
that you were gone,
that I started putting the broken
pieces together and the edges were
so sharp I started to bleed.
I started putting the pieces together
and it was just a waste of time because
I took that reason for you leaving,
I took it and threw it on the floor
and it shattered all over again.
And even after I swept up those sharp pieces,
some of them are still here and
they’ve cut my feet and you used to love me
with so much of yourself and now
all I have left of you is your scent that
you left on my favorite shirt and 
I am so tired of crying.
I still think back to that time and wonder
how it was so easy for you to just leave me.
You looked me in my eyes and
you told me you didn’t want me anymore
and if there is an end of this world,
it would feel something like that.
If there is an end of the world,
it would sound something like 
your voice did on that day.
—  Tuesday, September 8th, 2015

Harry: is pictured

Me: STEP RIGHT UP STEP RIGHT UP SEE THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD LOOK AT THAT JAWLINE FOLKS YOU DONT WANNA MISS THIS STEP RIGHT UP BEHOLD HIS SHIRT DISNEY STOCK HAS JUST GONE UP

A Tribute As To Why Zayn Malik Will Be Paying For My Therapy

This is from the “Ama-Zayn Malik” File. Here are the past three: Liam Niall Harry

And to start:

You  could honestly kill someone with your jaw. Like look at that thing. You could cut diamond with your jaw. It’s unreal. And you’re wearing. a. jean. vest. Do you and Liam know that it’s been 16 years since the 90s? Stop. Your hair is so beautiful. Every part of you is beautiful.

I wasn’t ready for this and I’ll never be:

You have 0 chill Zayn Malik. I threw my laptop in the street when I saw this picture. I need you to tone it down about 502 notches. (P.S. you’ll always be my batman)

NOPE:

1) I hate your sweater 2) your hair 3) your scruffy jaw 4) your lips. I could write poems about your lips holy cow. Back in 2011 and 2012 whenever you were called vain you are so welcome to be. If I were you I would stare at me in the mirror all day. I love you. Gorgeous

STOP:

NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. If you punched me in the face I would thank you. This should be illegal. Why. How. I’m so upset.

Like seriously, please:

I like this because it goes through a bunch of different hair phases and clothing but essentially repeats the same thing…YOU ARE A GOD AND YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED.

Well

The thing that makes me most upset about this is that YOU MAKE A PRETTIER GIRL THAN I DO. AND IF I WASN’T SELF-CONSCIOUS BEFORE I WOULD BE NOW BECAUSE YOU’RE GORGEOUS AND AS A GIRL YOU’RE GORGEOUS HOW IS THAT FAIR?!

That’s enough Zayn:

Who gave you the right? Honestly. My ovaries are exploding. Please. Like stop this hurts so much. You’re an angel with babies. I’m going to go sob in the corner.

GET YOUR LIP OUT OF YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I IMPLODE. THIS WASN’T FAIR TO ANYONE AND YOU’RE UNREAL. STOP. I KEEP LOOKING AT IT AND IT JUST GETS WORSE AND WORSE.

Like, why:

It’s a good thing Perrie is so beautiful and as perfect as you or she’d explode if you looked at her like this. How about you never do this again?

DOWN WITH LEATHER:

LIKE DO YOU KNOW WHAT DECADE IT IS?! YOU’RE NOT A GREASER AND THIS IS NOT GREASE LIGHTNING. STOP

Gah:

You’re literally the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. You’re the 8th Wonder of the World and I will fight anyone that says differently. You’re 35% tattoos, 60% god, and 5% jawline, like you need to be put on house arrest.

WHAT:

HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MANY DIFFERENT HAIR STYLES. COULD YOU NOT!? LIKE UGH. OH MY LORD. YOU’RE AN ACTUAL PRINCE. HOW DO YOU GET YOUR EYES TO LOOK LIKE THAT? WHAT MASCARA DO YOU USE AND WEAR CAN I BUY SOME!?

2012 was a rough year:

Do you know how uncalled for this was? My mom had to bring me chocolate while I cried on the floor. STOP LICKING YOUR LIPS AND NEVER EVER PUT A STREAK OF BLOND IN YOUR HAIR EVER AGAIN. THIS WAS AGONIZING.

Bye-bye self-esteem:

You know what Zayn, I didn’t like breathing anyway. It’s not necessary, right? What the hell. You’re literally breathtaking. I will have this picture put on my living room wall so everyone who sits in there feels as inadequate as I do when I look at this.

YOU DIDN’T ASK PERMISSION:

WHO SAID THIS WAS OKAY?! I know you like sleep, but you’re not allowed to have a teddy bear. I’m crying. I feel like death.

STOP:

GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE BEFORE I HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK STOP.

Just kill me now:

Kill me with your jaw. That’s the only way I want to go. Stop. Stop smiling, stop giggling. Stop I can’t take it.

Like. no:

WHO LET’S YOU HAVE STUFFED ANIMALS BECAUSE I’M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK THEM TO THROW THEM INTO THE FIRE THAT I COMBUSTED INTO SO NO ONE ELSE HAS TO FEEL THE PAIN OF YOU WITH STUFFED ANIMALS.

STOPPPPPPPPPPPP:

Same. I creep quite regularly too. I hope you creep and see this. I have something in common with you. I have something in common with Zayn Javad Malik and it’s that we’re ridiculously creepy. What a win.

How:

Someone should explain physics to you because when you take a hat off you’re supposed to have static and look like you just rolled out of bed. YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE AN HERBAL ESSENCE COMMERCIAL. YOU BROKE PHYSICS ZAYN STOP.

PUT IT BACK:

STOP STICKING YOUR TONGUE OUT NOW. Why are you so beautiful? Can you like give me a perfume of your sweat so hopefully it’ll make me more like you and I’ll be an eighth as beautiful? UGH ZAYN STOP I’M GOING TO DIE.

WHY WAS THIS ALLOWED:

Zayn. I’m gonna need you to burn those glasses. How do you sleep looking like a model? Everyone should aspire to look like you. It’s inZayn. I’m so jealous.

I love you so much <3