just look at how cute they are....... ugh

A (not so) short summary of my obsession with lil cinnamon roll aka Newt Scamander

Okay so look

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He was literally beING ARREsted and he’s grinning because he’s so CUTE

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LOOK AT THAT LITTLE SMIRK

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AND THIS

HE’S LIKE “REALLY?”

UGH HE”S SO CUTE

(also that niffler’s pretty adorable)

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AND HERE HE’S ABOUT TO BE DRAGGED OFF TO EXECUTION AND HE’S JUST LIKE “PLEASE DON”T HURT MY BBYS”

HE’S SO PANICKED

HOW COULD YOU MACUSA

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HIS FACE I CAN’T EVEN

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YEAH MERLIN’S BEARD IS RIGHT

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LOOK HOW SKILLED HE IS JUST LIKE BAM BAM BAM HERE EAT THIS AND I LOVE HIS HANDS

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HE MAGICKS HIMSELF A LITTLE BOW TIE!!!

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I LOVE HIM

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SO MUCH

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REALLY HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THIS DORK LOOK AT HIS FACE

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HE JUST LOVES HIS CREATURES

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HE HAS HIS WAND IN HIS MOUTH

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SRSLY GUYS I CAN’T I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS

I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS GUY

NEWTON ARTEMIS FIDO SCAMANDER

i was so certain that someone requested sonny and pete hanging out at the bodega but nope i either lost the ask or made it up but ANYWAY i drew it so HERE ENJOY

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Yuri Plisetsky WeekDay Four: Animals/Pets
↳ Yuri & his adorable ball of fluff #kittensquad [x]

whatever you do, do not imagine christmas morning with calum bc it hurts!! like just think about his beautiful smile that would adorn his face all day and the way his eyes would sparkle more than the lights on the christmas tree, and imagine how cute he’d look in sweatpants and a loose white t-shirt with messy hair bc even on christmas he wasn’t a morning person. and like just think about how excited he’d be for presents despite being super sleepy bc he loved seeing how happy everything made you and nothing made him feel better than your happiness. and his face lighting up more than it already was when he opened the present you got him (something small but very personal) and him laughing when you opened the present he got you. OH and can you just imagine the super loved up happy sex you’d have before christmas lunch to thank eachother for the lovely gifts, it would be so amazing!

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HE’S SO CUTE AND GENTLE WITH HER SOMETIMES I JUST SCREAM WHY CAN’T I FIND MYSELF A MAN LIKE THIS

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OKAY this is a fucking gem, if you haven’t already seen it YOU SHOULD. Aside from being a hilariously well-written monologue, Calista is cute af and pretty damn hot in those leather pants, also Rachel Dratch is brilliant and the makeup artist who did that is fucking amazing??!? 

Ugh a young Calista just does things to me this shouldn’t be legal also how good she still looks at 52 shouldn’t be legal either and GAWD she should just always wear leather because damn.

NOLA Comic Con Experiences

David Duchovny

Overall impression: He is much smaller than I would have expected. We always see pictures with him next to Gillian so I expected him to be really tall and buff, but he wasn’t. He was SOOOO much cuter in person than in pictures. Seriously, somebody forgot to tell that man that he is in his 50s. He doesn’t NOT look that old at all. He was wearing a cute outfit. He had on skinny jeans and high top shoes. Definitely NOT a dad outfit.

Autograph (did this first): So, this is how our conversation went at 10am.

Him: “Hi, Carlie.” (He said my name and I almost died. Ugh, his voice was just so soft and he was so sweet.)

Me: “So, what did you have for breakfast? Abstinence and a protein shake?” (It’s a reference from his song Positively Madison Avenue. I think he really liked that I knew his music. He had a huge smile.)

Him: *laughs and thinks for a minute* “Well, I didn’t have the protein shake.”

Me: *DYING INSIDE*

Also Me: “I fucking love you.” *shakes his hand* (YES I TOUCHED HIM. I was so freaking happy with that. Also, I got to see his tattoo up close and personal.)

Me: *walks off with autograph in hand like a badass and super proud of myself for not doing anything stupid.

I just want to say that he was really nice. He was in a really good mood, and seemed excited to be there. He was very playful too, which just made this experience 1000x better.


Photo Op: I was wearing a shirt that said “Girls don’t like boys. Girls like aliens and Dana Scully.” I went to take my picture, and he stopped me so that he could read my shirt. HE ACTUALLY PUSHED MY FREAKING HAIR ASIDE TO READ MY SHIRT. He made a pouty face when he finished reading and was like “awe”. And then I was like “And you too. You’re hot.” That got a huge grin out of him, which in turn made me grin like an idiot. I don’t remember exactly what he said after but it was something that made me think I gave him a huge ego boost. ALSO he totally thought that I was a lesbian. LOL. I don’t even care though.

Panel: We were sitting in the front row. Thank you to the gods! At one point he was talking about Hank Moody and I screamed “Hank Moody is bae” at him. He then said “Hank Moody is what?” and I repeated what I said. He was like “Yeah, Hank Moody is bae.” HE FUCKING GRINNED AT ME AGAIN. LIKE HOLY SHIT. And then when the panel was over I screamed that I loved him and he totally acknowledged me. So, basically greatest day of my life.


Mitch Pileggi

Overall impression: I seriously LOVE this man. He is the sweetest guy ever. He was so caring and thoughtful. Again, nothing like I assumed he would be. I guess I was so used to seeing him as Skinner I kind of assumed he was like that IRL. He is really sweet, and his voice is so soft and calming. I could talk to him for days. AND he’s really tall!!! Being so tall, I thought that he would be intimidating, but he was really easy to talk to and went out of his way to talk to us. He was so down to earth, and legitimately cared about what we had to say. I would thank him a million times over for making our experience so special.

Photo Op: SUPER SWEET GUY. Nothing special happened. He started with “Hey, Sweetie.” I told him that he was really tall. He laughed.

Autograph: So, this wasn’t my autograph which makes this story 1000x times better. I was out of money and didn’t buy a Mitch Photo Op. My friend did, and there was nobody in line and no security person guiding the line so I thought that I might as well try to go with her. I figured it couldn’t hurt. Turns out that I was not only able to go with her get her autograph, BUT I also got to talk to Mitch for like 10 minutes with her. He was so precious. I wasn’t at all intimidated. He asked us about ourselves, how we got into the X-Files, when we started watched, how long we had been watching, and even where we were from. He said that he really loved how younger generations were still discovering the X-Files and liking it. I swear, this man was just the best. He didn’t have to do any of this, but he did it anyway.

Panel: Nothing personal happened, but Mitch was so precious. He was so sweet when his daughter went up to the mic to ask a question. He was just such a lovable dad. His answers were on point, and I was so damn proud of everybody for asking him good questions (especially questions that were NOT about the X-Files). AND Mitch is musical. He sings. I didn’t know this.

Edit: so the question of the day was Bourbon Street. I don’t know why, but we asked both David and Mitch if they had gone. Mitch laughed and said he was too old for that. David said not yet. I was convinced that David would go party on Bourbon Street, but nobody wanted to risk getting shot to go troll Bourbon for David. Oh, well. He probably just chilled in his hotel room anyway.

do you ever look at artwork showing people cuddling or something and the only thing you can think about is how awkward the pose is
like
boi
b o i
dat legs gonna be dead in five minutes if you keep it at that angle

I think we all need some Sheamus lovin’ today so. 

look at this. LOOK AT THIS. I wanna touch a Koala wtf. 

THIS WAS TMNT AND HE WAS SO GOOD IN IT, LIKE DAYUM. Them guns tho. 

… That body tho. HOT DAMn

Look how exited my little Irish puppy is AND IT’S ABOUT KICKING FINNIGAN IN THE HEAD, I love him omfg. 

Young baby, love it LOVE IT YES ugh. 

Pew pew, COME TO THE DARK SIDEEEEEEEEEEE. I’ll call you daddy.. That was a weird Darth Vader joke, I dun even know if you guys understood that, DARTH VADER WAS LIKE ‘LUKE I AM YO FATHER.” SO DaDDY? I don’t know 

… WHY IS A BLOODY EYE TURNING ME ON? THIS IS BAD< ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSON. 

Cutie patootie, look at him just being a cute person

IS HE LARPING???? HAHAHAHA That’s great, I hope he is, even if he isn’t like, wear this more cause I’m down as hell, let’s do some roleplaying.

LISTWEN I KNOW SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE ‘I preferred the old Sheamus,’ BUT I LOVE HIS SEPTUM PIERCING HE LOOKS SO GFOOD WITH ITLIKE I’M NOT A HUGE FAN OF BEARD JEWELRY BUT THE SEPTUM JUST DAMN DAMN DFAMN.

Cutie patootie part 2

10000/10 WOULD DEF GET ON MY KNEES FOR HIM. (that was another joke, bow down, ya know for kings, sorry I SUCK) 

Bb boy

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR 

… I could scratch it up better than that NOT SORRY

This picture, lemme tell you. THIS PPICTURE GOT ME SO FUCKED UP MAN, Just LOOK AT HIS BODY AND HIS FACE AND LIKE I KNOW THIS ISN’T SUPER SUPER IMPRESSIVE BUT TO ME, IT’S LIKE THE HOTTEST PICTURE AND I HAVE NO CLEAR IDEA AS TO WHY THIS IS MY FAV PICTURE, IT JUST IS I’M SORRY.

“it’s blurry Shannon,” YEAH BUT I GOT YOU A PICTURE OF AN ALMOST IRISH PENIS SO SORRY 

I love his piercing so much and just imagine how SASSY DATING THIS FUCKER WOULD BE OKAY, He would be so sarcastic and sassy all the time and you’d be like stfu, STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I’M STUPID YOU BUTT. 

cUTIE PATOOTIE PART 3 WTF

WELCOME TO THE FUCKING GUN SHOW GOD DAMN. #rockerstylist gotta find out what that is now

… I know he’s in pain but I ALSO LOVE THIS PICTURE CAUSE HIS FACE LOOOKS DAMN HOT HERE ADN LOOK AT THE ARM MUSCLES FUCK ya know, I have a thing for arms and it’s not for the reason you think okay, I just really like hugs and SO I FANTASIZE ABOUT HUGGING PEOPLE IS THAT WEIRD, SHUT UP

MACHO MACHO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

“omg he touched the butt.” 

Look at this cutie. Ugh. I CAN’T LIKE HIS LIL SIDE MOHAWK OMFG IF HE DID HIS HAIR LIKE THAT, IWOUDL DIE OKAY I LOVE FLOPPY MOHAWKS 

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Listen. Sheamus is a little bean and I love him so much and I WISH HIM SO MUCH HAPPINESS BECAUSE THIS IS SO INNOCENT AND CUTE AND I LOVE THE MEEP MEEP GUY OKAY 

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GET HIM BAE, KICK HIM IN THE HEAD, GOD ANGRY BAEMUS IS DOING THINGS TO ME

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bulge. Bulge. BULGE I CANNOT DO THIS OH MTY GOD I am deceased, sorry THIS KILLED ME 

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They love this dork, I LOVE THIS DORK  LOOK AT HIM SO CUTE WOW SO HOT SO SPICE YES 

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Baby boy,, WHY ARE YOU CARRYING SUITCASES WITH ICE ON YOUR ARM MAKE HIM DO IT, YOU BRITISH BUTT, (i love your british butt but this is about the irish butt) BUT DUDE.

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Wink wonk baby bonk :D 

Happy Thirst Party Saturday YAYYAYAYYAYAYYAY @hardcorewwetrash

this is how I cope with having to wait for the new episodes

I actually fail to comprehend how Park Seo Joon looks so perfect even when he’s mad

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or when he’s the biggest awkward puppy and hides from everything 

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AND LETS NOT FORGET ALL THIS:

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I NEED SOME HOLY WATER AND A FEW BUCKETS OF ICE TO COOL ME DOWN

HELP

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HE MAKES ME GO WEAK IN THE KNEES. HES SO CUTE AND HOT AND FLUFFY AND UGH I JUST CAN’T ASDFGHJKLLEDGAKERGFBERLKTDFVEKFGKERGESGJKEGJSKGJSDGJHGBSDFGUEALBFDSKLJCN

IM SORRY TO EVERYONE WHO HAS TO PUT UP WITH MY CONSTANT FANGIRLING (I WOULD TOTALLY PUT UP MORE IF I HAD THE TIME). BUT HE’S PROBABLY MY FAVE KOREAN ACTOR YET.

I’m having a little fangirl moment, please excuse me;

I can’t believe how handsome Kasamatsu was in Extra Game; LIKE’

LOOK AT HIM. This precious being. He’s so happy and proud.. UGH. He’s literally so cute and adorable and.. JDKFJL.

BUT THEN. TODAY. THEY SHOWED THE ANIMATED VERSION. AND I JUST;

LIKE. NO. NO. NO. NO. HE’S JUST.. OMG! HE STILL WEARS THE KNEESOCKS! NOT TO MENTION HE’S STILL ANGRY AS EVER, WITH THE CUTE SCOWL AND AMAZING MUSCLES..

*COUGHS*

BUT NO. I mean.. I was hoping for a nice version of him.. I WAS NOT prepared for a mature, strong, HANDSOME version of him!! I just.. I’ve been looking at this all day (before AND after I got off work) I literally kept tweeting about it because he’s just.. OMG.

BUT SERIOUSLY. GUYS. KASAMATSU HAS KILLED ME AGAIN!

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What did I just watch?!?!?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG I can’t breathe !!!!! What is this?!?!
I remember watching all these vines!! This is just P.E.R.F.E.C.T.!!

I even had to take screen shots:

It doesnt always work for everyone

When walking to the beat of the music

“hey guys, I just wanna introduce you to my sister”
“Hi-”
“urrff (pushes) NO ONE CARES!!”

THAT ONE FRIEND THAT LISTENS TO METAL

“I love you Mari-”
“ugh I like Nathan now”
“But I gave you a gold fish”
“He gave me a cookie”
“ohugh…whole cookie?!”

Can you feel the love tonight~♬

“I think we are dead-”

“Ey look how Chat died!!”

“BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAdjaflkfjeioafdjf”
Friends will always make fun of you

“This is my choc let bahaaa”

Do the Harlem Shake

AWWW Bridgette X Felix cuteness overload


cheers to Rin Kissツ

When you try to like your notp so you dont seem otp-ist

“Ok let’s try to just look at the pictures ok?Maybe they look cute together”

“wow…..they….um…..look…something i guess”

*reading notp fanfics**they kiss*
Me:*shudders* ”NOW YOU SEE THAT’S SO UGH-”

tries to like notp pics but couldnt help thinking“how do people even ship them?”

“how?HOW CAN PEOPLE SHIP THEM?!THEY LOOK SO WEIRD TOGETHER”

what do you mean they look ‘so in love’ with each other?????

whisper’ wadafuk’ for the 191279319313089392382 times that day as I scroll down in my notp tag

*judging with a shipper friend when some notp shipper said their ship is the “realest “ *

*tries to be happy/fangirl over notp* *gives up cuz it’s not working*

*question life choices*