just look at how cool he is

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SHINE FOREVER dance practice
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Reaction (NCT): When they have a crush on a trainee and try to flirt with them

Taeyong: “She just smells so good, like this rose.” *laughs at how lovestruck he’s being*

Originally posted by nctjay

Taeil: *Checks the person out* “Looking good there sweetheart.”

Originally posted by neotechs

Johnny: *Snapchats his crush* “Look, I’m already your puppy, now I wanna be your man.”

Originally posted by ohbaibeeitsyou

Yuta: *Tries being cool* “Sup baby.”

Originally posted by yutaf

Doyoung: “Here, I brought you this so you wont get hungry while you train.” *Cutie’s way of flirting*

Originally posted by dovounq

Ten: “Hi there. I think that you’re really cute.”

Originally posted by chttaphonten

Jaehyun: *Crush says something* *Too awestruck to say anything back*

Originally posted by mintokkies

Win Win: “Hello, I’m WinWin. I bet your name is as beautiful as your face.”

Originally posted by 97dimes

Mark: “Hey there… cutie.” *tries to act cute and gets shy*

Originally posted by blackgirlslovebts

Renjun: *gif explains itself*

Originally posted by nctinfo

Jeno: “Hyung go talk to her for me. Pretty please. I’m too shy.”

Originally posted by stal777

Haechan: “She just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.”

Originally posted by haenyan

Jaemin:

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Chen Le: “I’m just gonna eat and pretend that I’m not super shy in front of my crush.”

Originally posted by nctful

Jisung: “Sending my heart to you.” *hearts to his crush*

Originally posted by nctinfo

~AdminC

anonymous asked:

What do the 2p's think about fidget spinners and who is more likely to use one?

AXIS
2p Romano: Does not have one. How no idea why it’s so popular besides its actual purpose
2p Italy: Has one and does cool tricks with it. Likes flicking people off while he spins it. He just gets really stressed with work so it distracts him.
2p Japan: Has one for its intended purpose and he also likes doing cool tricks. Also likes the anime fidget spinners
2p Germany: He has like fucking ten. Looks at that fidget spinner porn.
2p Prussia: Of course. It helps him with anxiety but has no idea why it’s such a huge trend. Like they’re everywhere.

ALLIES
2p America: Fuck yes. He keeps breaking it so he always buys more. He loves them and is probably the person who put little dildos on them.
2p Canada: He hates them and takes Allen’s to throw out the window. He thinks it’s a fad
2p France: Kill him he hates it too.
2p England: He’s a confused old man. He tries to get into, but he just can’t. Help him he’s trying to be hip.
2p Russia: Does have one and it’s hard to explain, but he just really is enamored by it.
2p China: Big slut for it. Like Allen has like 10 and with go down on someone while spinning it on his pinkie.

Lost in Translation – Roman Bürki One Shot

Warning: NSFW

For the anons requesting Roman Bürki smut. This is my first so please be gentle. Pun intended. :))))

Huge thanks to @nosequeurlusar for the Spanish translation! :)

It felt like walking into a dream – and it wasn’t even his wedding. Roman didn’t know how else to describe it. The scene before his eyes was just mesmerizing. All he had to do was take one look, and everything clicked in its right place. A slow song started playing. Fireworks lit up the horizon. A cool evening breeze blew by. His gaze landing on the beautiful woman walking past him. He didn’t notice her at the ceremony earlier or at the pre-wedding party last night. He would have noticed her without a doubt. Ah, but fuck it. It’s not like he should just approach anyone he finds beautiful, right? Some of them should just be admired from afar. But just in case he sees her again…

He nudged Gonzo who was walking beside him with his wife, Jasmin. Julian and Erik followed them. “How do you say, ‘Hello, my name is Roman’ in Spanish?”

“Sorry?” Gonzo said, raising his voice above the pops of the fireworks. 

“The playboy is on the move,” Julian teased, and Erik almost spat out his drink.

Roman ignored the two and repeated the question to Gonzo.

Hola, me llamo Roman,” Gonzo said promptly.

“Who is she? Where is she?” Erik insisted, his voice louder than Roman would have wanted.

“Shut up,” Roman hissed.

“We’re the only ones speaking German here,” the blond pointed out.

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anonymous asked:

There's this boy I love a lot. I just wanted to tell someone. He always smells like vanilla and his laugh is squeaky and cute and he has really soft yawns and is always really warm. I always love hanging out with him even though I don't get to often. He always has to have it freezing which I hate cause I'm always cold but I don't mind too much. He's really responsible and I look up to him a lot and I know I'll never tell him any of this but I just really wanted to get these feelings out

WOW SUDDENLY IM EMOTIONAL YOU SHOULD REALLY FREAKING TELL HIM DUDE!!!!!!!!!!! IMAGINE IF SME1 WAS THINKING THIS ABT YOU!!!!! HOW FUCKIN COOL WLD IT B FOR SME1 TO TELL U THESE THINGS!!!! HE WLD B SO FLATTERED N U DNT KNO WHAT CLD COME OUT OF IT IF U TELL HIM!!!!!!!!!

come talk 2 lana

diabeticbeauty  asked:

Okay but there's this youtube channel called brave wilderness and this dude named Coyote basically goes around catching dangerous creatures and letting them bite/sting/spike/suck him, he then educates you on how to take care of it. IF THIS AINT LINKS DREAM JOB NOTHING IS

NO OK FUCKING I L O V E COYOTE PETERSON SO HODDAMN MUCH I WANT HIM TO GIVE ME A HUG SND THEN STEP ON ME JSJDJSJDD
and y e s tht is 100% links dream job he gets to ?? go look @ fun animals ??? n show them off 2 ppl n explain how cool they r ???? n also hav them hurt him BUT just so he cn show his viewers tht messing w thm isnt safe + how to treat themselves if they do get hurt so its still gratifying

hooray-anime  asked:

you think adam driver looks 38?

Adam Driver looks differant every damn time I look at him, I don’t know what I think

^ 17 and a half year old trying to look cool with his water in a wine glass with his older sister and her friends

^ A 38 year old lumberjack from Alaska who got on the news for winning the lottery

^ a 25 year old who regrets not finishing highschool as he resents his bus driver job

^ this middle aged man wrote a self help book about how to succeed in the corporate market

this is one of my favorite yoonseok moments because of its ridiculousness. yoongi walked in during hoseok and tae’s broadcast and immediately started yelling about how happy hobi looked when he saw him and hobi was like “haha ok ok time to finish it V COME HERE”

When Anthony Planakis was going through the New York Police Academy, they told him to write his interests down on a little card.

“Beekeeping, of course I put that down,” says 54-year-old Planakis, who is a fourth generation beekeeper. “And the very first job, the sergeant comes right up to me and I just look up and go, ‘Hey, Sarge,’ and he goes, 'Bees?’ and I go, 'Yeah, where?’ 'Harlem.’ And I go, 'Cool.’ That was it, that was the first job I handled,” he says.

And that’s how he became the department’s unofficial beekeeper starting in 1995, earning him the nickname Tony Bees. Planakis has been handling hives for 40 years and keeps them in his backyard in Queens and on a property in Connecticut.

“Whenever I’m working a swarm, I hear nothing around me,” he says. “I mean you can have a jackhammer running down below and I wouldn’t even hear it. I’m in the perfect world now. Actually that’s the only time I feel safe. I’m never scared, never afraid. So, uh, I think it’s in my blood.”

Protect, Serve And Take Care Of The Bees

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Some Strings Attached

Ugh so there was a post going around that I’ve now long since misplaced but it was like “I just saw you go upstairs with someone else and I know we’re only fuck buddies but I’m gonna go punch them in the face” and I was HERE FOR IT. If somebody remembers the post, link me. In the meantime, have some Sterek getting together fluff.

“Just tell Derek you want to date him,” Scott says, as if it’s the simplest thing in the world.

Stiles bugs his eyes and flails his hands in wordless frustration, because the correct response to this patently ludicrous advice eludes him. He had come for sympathy, not pie-in-the-sky delusions. “Scott. Bro,” he finally gasps. “How could you even suggest that in good faith? No way! Bad plan!” He slashes his arms in a demonstrative X. “The only reason we’re even hooking up is that I made it super clear I was down to fuck, no strings attached! I’m not ruining a good thing by announcing to Derek Hale that I’m 85% in love with him.”

“Why?” Scott genuinely seems confused, the sweet summer child. After falling into a happy triad with Allison and Isaac after their first semester at UCLA, he doesn’t really understand the definition of “unrequited.”

Stiles turns his attention to a hanging thread on his t-shirt, sourly tugging it loose. “He’s out of my league. I mean, with the baseball, and the smarts, and the sarcasm, and those eyes…” he breaks off with a sigh. The last thing he needs to do is remind himself of how gone he is on Derek. “Just, he’s popular. Dictionary definition of too cool for school. And the three people he actually deigns to hang out with here are all just as cool and good looking as he is. Do I need to remind you I’m not? I’m a gawky, nerdy Sophomore. I’m lucky to even be his fuck-buddy.”

Scott makes a face, incredulous. “I dunno, he must like you well enough if he’s still sleeping with you after all this time. What’s it been, six months? And you guys hang out, too, you’re always telling me about how easy it is to chat with him after you bone. So it’s not just sex.”

Stiles grimaces. “Yeah, but it’s not…”


“… a real relationship,” Derek says into the phone, hearing full well the heavy dejection in his voice. So sue him; the admission is more than a little depressing. “He just wants to be fuck buddies.”

“How do you know?” Laura asks reasonably. “Maybe this Stiles person would be interested in dating you, too. No offence, but you’re not great at reading people. I mean, he’s interested in chilling with you even after you hook up, and clearly he enjoys the physical aspect. Did he actually ever say he wasn’t looking for more?”

Derek heaves a sigh, rolling his eyes even though she can’t see over the phone. “Yep. About two minutes after the first time we slept together he said, ‘no strings attached, obviously.’ So, you know, pretty safe bet that it’s no strings attached.”

“Oh,” Laura says. For once she doesn’t have a snappy comeback.

“Oh,” Derek agrees. Dejectedly.

She gives him a sympathetic little hum, and then asks, “and he’ll definitely be at the sorority barbecue?”

“Yeah.” Stiles and his broad shoulders and his long fingers are definitely going to be at the party.

“Maybe you shouldn’t go,” his sister says softly. “If you really like him, and he’s just looking to get laid…”

Derek groans. Not go, and give up a chance to hook up with Stiles? Smart, maybe, but not something he’s capable of doing.

The problem is, he’s liked Stiles forever. Or at least since he first saw him, laughing uproariously and running around with his friends with an actually broom between his legs, playing “Quidditch.” Derek would have been way too embarrassed to do something like that on the front lawn, but Stiles made it seem like the most effortlessly awesome thing a person could get up to.

No, compared to Stiles, Derek is practically a social recluse, an awkward jock with only about three people who he gets along with at all. Stiles definitely doesn’t want to get saddled with a boyfriend like him. He’s lucky they’re even hooking up after all this time.

“Derek, I mean it,” Laura says. “Look out for yourself for once.”

“I know, I know,” Derek grumbles. “But it’s not my fault he’s…”

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Darkness Manipulation, Tactical Analysis, and one hella smooth voice.

Better late than never! Introducing Jumin, the team’s financial support and dark magic guy. His powers come from that little purple cloak (or so he claims, but he probably just wears it to look cool)! He can manipulate shadows easily, making him a formidable enemy at night, and has extensive knowledge over all sorts of malicious and deadly spells. He also has a cat, because no proper wizard is ever without one, right?

Also, bread shoes is an inside joke between me and @omelette-douche-fromage. I grew so frustrated drawing his loafers that I screamed “i hate bread shoes” right at her face hahah rip me. She laughed so hard I think she almost died. 

I tried to do this and it felt as though I was facing my death. Please take a moment to appreciate how much skill, upper body strength, footwork, bravery, and confidence this move requires. I mean their entire bodies are straight, they have to twist on their feet, fall effortlessly forward without flinching, and then catch themselves too. 

anonymous asked:

I wanna know more about your OC Benji! >:3 he seems like that chill guy you'd go with to a 7-11 with to get a slushie and chill out

HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY

SAY HELLO TO BENJAMIN KHAN he is definitely the chillest guy you will ever meet

  • one of the members of the school newspaper club alongside mona and RJ
  • also in tech club (he loves it) and mona throws a fit over it. “benji you TRAITOR you SCOUNDREL you FIEND you already have the newspaper club how could you stab us in the BACK like this!!”
  • mute, uses ASL to communicate but is quiet even by those standards. RJ and mona know him well enough to understand what he’s thinking/saying by the most basic/vague signs or head tilts or looks. it’s unnerving how in tune they all are with each other
  • kind of a wallflower and keeps to himself but he’s not particularly lonely?? likes keeping to himself
  • he and RJ got mona a hijab with newspaper print on it. he and mona got RJ a cool camera case with fun cheesy stickers to decorate it with. mona and RJ got him a cool binder with his name embroidered on it. they are a gift giving trio of friends
  • kind of an enigma since he’s big on responsibility but will absolutely cut classes in order to go to the local 7-11 and get slushies, you were right on track with that line of thought anon
  • good with kids and small animals, particularly rodents, for some inexplicable reason
  • like the only person mona listens to since he balances out how over-the-top she can get
  • looks tired all the time since he has sleepy eyes but that’s just how he looks. he takes a lot of naps. also great to nap with
  • a gentle giant. would help a cat or small child out of a tree
  • pierced his ears by himself while simultaneously eating swedish fish and watching a documentary on how bubblegum is made. he is so cool
  • the kind of guy who checks the weather and makes sure you bring a jacket or an umbrella but still carries and extra of one or both in his bag just in case
  • he’s super super invested in music and has a deep appreciation for it
  • wears his headphones a lot but there’s a 50/50 chance he’s either listening to music or pretending to listen to music so people don’t bug him
  • has three little sisters (triplets) who gave him his headphones for his birthday. it looks like a cat

anonymous asked:

Sorry but am I the only one SOBBING after Louis' interview???? So much of it just hurt my heart but a lot of it just made me even prouder and jfc I have too many emotions rn pls tell me I'm not alone

…I mean…I liked the pictures? 

I’ve been thinkin about this a lot. So I’m going to elaborate.

When it comes to just about anything to do with Louis this is 100% me

And while there were definitely parts of the interview that had me wanting to cry in a very not so cool way, a lot of it just didn’t quite sit well with me. I’m not surprised with how they’re marketing Louis, since this is the same incompetent “team” that’s been behind his PR for years, but the content of the interview just had me like  

Let’s focus on the positive for a moment…he looks incredible.

Like

But then as you start to add headlines to these photos it’s gets a bit…eh

Louis is so incredibly talented as both a a singer and songwriter and this narrative is disappointing because when you’re trying to launch someone’s solo SINGING career, exactly what good does it do to begin a headline with “Not the best singer”? 

Which is why when people praise this article saying how great it is I’m like

There are certainly very honest and raw moments in this article, and I do think it was well written. The parts of actual dialogue are gripping, but the way in which they’re framed sells Louis short in my opinion. I can’t sit here and say, “Wow this part was great and I’m just going to ignore all the other bits that kind of stuck out as odd to me.” 

They are using the same, and I mean the EXACT same, marketing tactics that they used with One Direction.

They’ve always tried to sell him as this working class Donny lad figure, which I’m pretty sure is why his relationship with Jamie Vardy has been so heavily publicised (aside from the rumours that he’ll play him in the biopic), but they’ve really made it sound like if he hadn’t made it into One Direction that he’d be mining coal somewhere right now…

And as ever, his image is tightly wound around a heterosexual “he’s taken” narrative. 

The difference between the use of “girlfriend” and “partner” is significant in that it implies permanence and adding fatherhood to that really shows how aggressively they’re veering away from targeting a young female audience demographic in terms of traditional marketing. They managed to put all that information into this article without any actual words from Louis.

The unfortunate thing about this article, is that the two things Louis actually talked about the least are now becoming the focal point of the narrative. 

Like, okay. We get it. He is doing the sex with the women. And all these seemingly random pap shots and snapchat cameos are suddenly coming out of the woodwork and they still can’t get a new quote about it…

What concerns me is that they’ve used their first opportunity to market Louis’ solo career this way. The end of the article is oddly dark and unsettling…

What the hell even was that? Like a pat on the back and a “Good luck kid,” as he chain smokes into the sunset? The vibe was very

And yeah, there have been some aggressive injustices in Louis’ life, no one should have to lose their mother that young and that suddenly, and I thought that part of the article was extremely well handled and verbalised. But, as someone who has appreciated Louis’ talent for years now, this article really didn’t have to make his insecurities the focal point. He didn’t have to diminish his existing collaborations by saying that he couldn’t get “big names” in the studio with him, therefore now isolating himself from pretty much everyone in the music industry. And the fact Simon Cowell got a nod in the article was like, “Hi! I’m a red flag!”

Like, Jesus Christ, he was put in a boy band, not sent to war. And if you’re telling me that Simon Cowell can’t pick up the phone and get big name writers into a room with Louis Tomlinson then I don’t know what to say. What bothers me the most is that this entire article sounds like a regurgitated speech from Simon Cowell that he probably used to manipulate Louis over the past five years. Despite his HUGE fan base, which has made him the most engaged with celebrity on Instagram, someone is still telling Louis he isn’t a frontman, when he has a global audience telling him the exact opposite. This article makes it sound like Syco is taking some kind of chance on one of the most successful musicians of the last decade. Louis wrote more of One Direction’s songs than any other member and there’s absolutely no reason to make his debut album sound more dramatic than Dunkirk. Like, “In a world where no one believed in him…Louis Tomlinson had to learn to believe in himself…COMING SUMMER 2017!” 

Ugh. It just…   

Anyway, I’m crying in a cool way over how gorgeous Louis looks here as a dramatic cat lady. 

And now it’s time to sashay away. Thanks for listening!

victor has framed photos of himself in his room he brought these photos to japan and i’m laughing bc like he probably has photos of himself in his house and he looks really self-centered bc of it but what’s actually happening is that he just genuinely loves the photographers’ work and the costuming and he’s just like “uwow!!!! such good art!!!” and he literally doesn’t even care that he’s in it at all he just has easy access to these photos kjsdhfdfsdkhjg and it’s like how he got his phone case he didn’t even mean to get a phone case of his own costume he just came across it on redbubble and was like HEY THIS IS SO COOL!!! and some random artist thinks they’re sending a case to someone who’s pretending to order as victor nikiforov as a joke

Dear “grunge” blogs

To make things clear at first, everyone is free to post or reblog anything they want, but there are also some limits to everything you do. Especially when you are taking advantage of somebody’s image to glamorize things that shouldn’t  be glamorized.

To all the

Or the

And the

What you’re doing is not grunge.

First of all, Grunge is a musical genre, a rock music subgenre. It was a musical revolution that happened in the early 90s, led by pure and amazing artists. 

Grunge was never about: Tattoos, peircings, polaroids, pastel, fishnet stockings, blood, nudity, self harm, wanting to die, hating your parents, toilets, flowers, abandoned houses, walls with depressing quotes written on them, cigarettes, aliens and all those strange things you like to post

Second of all, stop using Nirvana/Kurt Cobain as your aesthetic. Just stop it. Why are you glamorizing his depression and his drug use? What do you find amusing in the story of a man who suffered a lot and ended up dying of mental illness? Let him rest in peace! Kurt Cobain had some fucking dignity and he didn’t die to have his pictures posted in some blog just because it looks “cool” and “aesthetic” for some edgy teens, or find Nirvana t-shirts, or even worse, his suicide note, worn by some hipster douchebags. He was a great artist and a wonderful human being and that’s how we should remember him. 

By using Nirvana/Kurt Cobain as your aesthetics, you are:

  • Making Nirvana seem extremely overrated
  • Making Nirvana seem as the only grunge band to ever exist but in reality there are tons of other bands who definately should be recognized like Alice In Chains, Soudgarden, Mother Love Bone, Pearl Jam, Mudhoney, Melvins, Tad and a whole bunch of 90s grunge bands who were great.
  • Making people believe that teens like to “listen” to Nirvana just because it seems cool and not because they are actually a great band.
  • Making people believe that Nirvana songs, or grunge songs in general are only about depression and teen angst
  • Making Kurt Cobain seem as a bad influence since you are only representing him as a self -loathing junkie who loves to whine about his depressing life and just a talentless fashion icon
  • Using Kurt’s image to glamorize drugs and suicide which is disgusting and very disrespectful

So please, stop associating your world with ours. I don’t really care about what you post. If posting the picture of a toilet makes you feel happy and edgy enough, then post the picture of the fucking toilet. But don’t post it under the “grunge” tag, unless you consider the fact that your “grunge icon” Kurt used it, which actually makes sense. Just leave us the REAL grunge fans alone, don’t associate your shit with us, because it’s simply not grunge.

And for anyone who’s reading this, please remember Kurt Cobain for what he truly was. Sure, his addiction and mental illness are a part of him and his image that we can’t deny, but he was also a talented artist, a big music icon and a source of inspiration for several artists. His music may not mean anything for some people, but it saved the lives of other people and changed it for the best. I, as a Nirvana fan, can proudly say that discovering his music was the best thing that happened to me in many ways.  And besides, he was a major supporter for women rights and his quotes are still relevant to this day.

Don’t remember him as the person that “grunge” blogs are presenting, because that person was never the real Kurt Cobain.

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Request: Airplane sex and some fluff.  

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Faint, slightly irritating rumbling sounds rang in my ears, slowly pulling me out of my otherwise heavy sleep and forced my sore eyes to blink a few times, before being able to open them fully. At first, everything seemed blurry and the noises surrounding me seemed rather unfamiliar. 

Slowly, waking up fully, I found myself laying in Shawn’s lap with my feet across the empty seat, I should have been sitting in. 

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