just like your father potter

albus potter vs the sorting hat
  • Albus Potter: not slytherin, not slytherin, not slytherin...
  • Sorting hat: *groans*
  • Sorting hat: omg not you too
  • Albus Potter: ...not slytherin, not slytherin...
  • Sorting hat: you know I'm getting real tired of this shit
  • Albus Potter: ...not slytherin, not slytherin...
  • Sorting hat: you sound just like your father
  • Albus Potter: ...not slytherin, not slytherin...
  • Sorting hat: I shouldn't have listened to him either
  • Albus Potter: ...not slytherin, not slytherin...
  • Sorting hat: I'm not making the same mistake twice
  • Albus Potter: ...not slytherin, not slytherin...
  • Sorting hat: oh just shut your trap
  • Albus Potter: ...not slytherin, not-
  • Sorting hat: SLYTHERIN!
  • Albus Potter: bollocks. ( >д<)