nothing brings me more joy than thinking about shinji ikari’s big queer crisis
Shinji and Asuka come home one day. Misato is off work for once and she asks how school was but Shinji just buries his face in his hands and runs into his room. Misato is all ‘what the hecky’ and Asuka drops her bag on the table and says 'a boy confessed to Shinji today!!’ From down the hall they hear Shinji let out a groan of distress.
All through dinner Misato tries to figure who’s moving in on her precious Shin-chan since before she’d only teased Shinji about girls. It doesn’t take her too long to figure it out though, and when she innocently asks Shinji how Nagisa-kun is doing Shinji chokes on his rice. Asuka has to pound him on the back before he can start breathing properly again when he does it’s p much all “wHAT? nO KAWORU WouLD NEVER i MEAN we WOULD NEVER WE'RE BOYs AND”
He only stops bc all that spluttering and flailing is scaring Pen Pen, but he just stays all red and doesn’t say a word for the rest of the night. Misato chokes on her beer laughing and leaves condoms on Shinji’s pillow.