just like a dog

Cloudy is such a great Feel Good episode.

I love how the miniseries takes a little time out of the main plot to go in depth on Finn and Jake’s feelings of all that’s going on, and how Jake tries to calm Finn down and put him in a comfortable position so he could talk about his insecurities.
I love those bros so much…

anonymous asked:

What did being pregnant have to do with that person switching her dogs' foods? I'm tryna figure it out but I'm just like 🤔

Maybe so the baby doesn’t eat the dog food? 🤷🏼‍♀️

- ̗̀  shit the squad says sentence starters  //  vol.5  ̖́-

  1. “I bet she tastes like southern honeysuckle and betrayal.”
  2. “IT’S JUST PORN, ___!”
  3. “I HAD A DOG YOU ASSHOLE I KNOW HOW THEY TAKE A DUMP!”
  4. “Eat a dick _____, how dare you.”
  5. “She’s like that person on facebook who updates you about every second of their life.”
  6. “I look like a drunk bitch carrying around this margarita glass.”
  7. “Being a clever bitch is hard.”
  8. “I don’t believe in dinosaurs.”
  9. “EXPLAIN THE BONES!”
  10. “Die you naked ho!”
  11. “Uh, yeah, because he’s boppin’ the devil.”
  12. “Oh boy, am I about to wreck this shit.”
  13. “That is a titty. And it’s out.”
  14. “____ thinks we’re all homosexual men.”
  15. “Bitch, that shit was just born. It ain’t hungry.”
  16. “Did you shit on my porch?”
  17. “Why is there poo in my house?”
  18. “I have a QUESTION. A question so huge it has to be written in all caps.”
  19. “Anyways, be right back, gonna go kidnap a child.”
  20. “You better come get that turd.”
  21. “I DON’T HAVE A TREE KINK!!!!”
  22. “I hope no one else saw this and copy/pasted to their friends like I just did.”
  23. “Bitch, I’m gonna bippity boppity bitch slap you.”
  24. “Can you get med evac’d for being a nutcase?”
  25. “First world problems: non-seedless watermelon.”
  26. “She walks into every party and just takes a huge shit right on the welcome mat.”
  27. “I can’t wait until these family friends leave so I can get in my sweats and commit murder.”
  28. “I don’t think sports shrink your tits, otherwise I wouldn’t be a triple-D, but okay.”
  29. “I’m READY. I HAD STRAWBERRY AND I’M READY!”
  30. “Just because she’s gay doesn’t mean she doesn’t want peanuts in her ass.”

anonymous asked:

People that send anon hate must be so ugly irl. Like, we get it, you're sad and lonely and the only joy you get is being a jerk to random people while remaining anonymous because you're too much of a baby to accept the ramifications of your actions, just like... Idk get a dog... Or a friend... This blog is cute af and the owner of said blog must be equally if not more cute, so hateful anons can catch these hands ;)

ginnie-darling  asked:

Hi Simon! I have a food distraction for you: I just made some shortbread cookies and... they taste disturbingly like dog treats. I followed the recipe exactly, but evidently it was not the one for me. Do you have a Shortbread recipe I could try?

Oh my…I have several but perhaps that recipe was some sort of specialized form? If you send it to me, I’d be happy to “trouble shoot” it.

anonymous asked:

You had a werepupper au before? Dang I'm a little upset I missed it. I feel like like almost everyone has a werepupper au at some point, but it's always so interesting to see what others come up with. (Mine was literally just them acting like large dogs but they're technically "wolves")

Missed it? Homie, I never actually get rid of AUs, I just switch interests after a while. It’s definitely still there and I’ll probably bring it up again in the future.

anonymous asked:

Well, there are bad humans out there, **glares at crypton** but there are also really good people out there, really! It's just like dogs. It depends on the kind of dog you're playing with!

the signs as fake quotes my weird cousin has attributed to famous authors

aries: as oscar Wilde once famously said, ‘fuck men’

taurus: i believe it was percy shelley who wrote ‘why cry over spilled milk when instead u could cry over everything

gemini: you can lead a horse to water, but u can’t make the horse drink that fucking water if it wants vodka instead. sun tzu said that.

cancer: y’know, steinbeck once screamed ‘death to capitalism’ while setting himself on fire, and i couldn’t agree more.

leo: i was trying to think of a hemingway quote, but thankfully i just remembered that i don’t give a shit about hemingway

virgo: Flintstone vitamins are for losers. William shakespeare.

libra: did you know that that nicki minaj took the lyrics “i beez in the trap” straight from jane austen’s iconic 1813 novel pride and Prejudice?

scorpio: maya angelou actually invented the acronym NSFW, did u know that? 'Not Safe From Whites’. they’re coming

sagittarius: the most inspirational thing walt whitman ever said was ‘dance like nobody’s watching’ that man was a poet

capricorn: ‘be there or be…gay! lol jk don’t be gay’ ~ the bible, chapter 5 verse 17

aquarius: honey, as Faulkner said once, ‘eat shit mark twain’. words to live by

pisces: nietzsche once said that dante was a ‘hyena that wrote poetry on tombs’ and i’m not making that shit up because nothing is funnier than that

my favorite homestuck thing™ is when something you bump into is so vague and casual that like anybody could see it and enjoy it… but your homestuck sense………. that filthy fuckin homestuck radar you’ve got there….. that thing you earned from homeshit stuckademy after thousands of pages of asinine yet captivating circlejerk web content……. it just starts beeping.

and you know

you just fucking know

Pidge actually did take up gardening after all, with some help from their Trash Buddies of course!

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MOOD LIGHTING

BLUE 

  • mush lamp
  • ice lamp
  • egg lamp
  • lava lamp
  • princess lamp
  • pisces lamp
  • football fish lamp
  • sloppy lamp
  • regal lamp + wall lamp (customizable)
  • stained glass lamp (refurbished/subtle)
  • lotus lamp (refurbished/very subtle)

RED

  • holiday candle
  • balloon dog lamp (by default, customizable)
  • red tasseled lantern
  • regal lamp + wall lamp (customizable)
  • stained glass lamp (refurbished/subtle)
  • lotus lamp (pink/very subtle)

PURPLE 

  • scorpio lamp
  • harvest lamps (very subtle)
  • regal lamp + wall lamp (customizable)
  • stained glass lamp (refurbished/subtle)

GREEN

  • firefly lamp (very subtle)
  • Alpine Lamp (refurbished LEAF)
  • stone lantern
  • regal lamp + wall lamp (customizable)
  • minimalist lamp (refurbished MOSS GREEN/subtle)
  • lotus lamp (refurbished/very subtle)