just let me fail at this song

I was forbidden from ever having an idea again

I was playing satyr bard who had alcohol as their deity. He was the most charismatic character there ever was.

Me (ooc): If i go into the cafeteria and sing a song, will you let me crit success this next roll?

DM: I know you will do something fantastically bullshit if I let you. But, I’ll allow it.

I then proceed to sing Trogdar the Burninator at the top of my lungs.

DM: Stop that!

I don’t listen.

DM: You succeed!

Still singing.

DM: This is the last verse dammit!

I finish the verse and proceed to the next.

DM: I swear to god, if you sing another word you will crit fail!

I finish the song.

DM: I hate you, I just want you to know that. Ok, what did Chuck just succeed at?

Me: I sing at a pitch that vibrates the lock to the point where it unlocks itself.

random aus i havent seen
  • ‘you are sitting next to me at the doctors watching me freak out. oh, i just am deathly afraid of needles and need to get a shot’ AU

  • ‘i’m a librarian and i see you have a bunch of books about depression and suicide in your hand, hey buddy, want to talk to someone? i’m here if you need me’ AU

  • ‘you are talking to yourself in a silent library about how much you hate studying and how you are going to fail. need help there? i just so happen to major in that subject. oh shit, you’re really cute’ AU

  • ‘you play guitar every day during our lunch hour and no one knows what song it is but I do and i love that band, lets talk about how amazing they are.’ AU

  • ‘i have a garage sale every year at the same time and you always show up but never buy anything and just flirt with me but i have never seen you any other place’ AU

  • ‘i’m in a band and i jumped into the crowd but no one caught me and i accidentally crushed you oh my god im so sorry here come backstage to rest. wow, you’re actually really cute’ AU

  • ‘you’ve been in Bed, Bath and Body Works for hours everyday and all you do is smell everything’ AU

  • ‘i met you on social media but we both don’t speak well in each others languages, wow i really like you and need to figure this out’ AU

  • ‘i’m a guest on your talk show and you’re flirting with me, do you do this with everyone? oh your audience is swooning over us, sure, i’ll come back on your show soon’ AU

  • ‘i collect snowglobes and i just need one more from your country, you own an antique store, wanna help me find it? oh shit i forgot you don’t really speak my language’ AU

  • ‘i’m the principal of this school and you’re an administrator and you catch all the kids trying to sneak off and send them to me. i’m impressed and you’re also really hot in that vest.’ AU

  • ‘you write amazing fanfiction on tumblr and i send you anon messages everyday. oh shit, that wasn’t on anon, my cover’s blown. well, may as well message you and talk about how much i love [insert ship here]’ AU

Requested by mysteriousbisch

“Hey, Remy, guess what!” you said, unable to contain your excitement.

“What?” Remy asked.

You proudly presented your pregnancy test that had a positive reading. “I’m pregnant!”

Remy was shocked. “I’m going to be a dad?”

You nodded. You and Remy hadn’t been planning on becoming parents, but both agreed that if a contraceptive failed, you’d just roll with it. The more you thought about it, though, the more you liked the idea of becoming a parent.

Remy pulled you to him and gave you a passionate kiss. After a moment, however, you pulled back. “And you’re going to tell my brother~” you said in a sing-song voice.

“No. Non. No way,” Remy said, shaking his head. “He’d gut me.”

You giggled. “Your face. There was actual fear,” you said. “I won’t let Wolvie kill you. But you’re still telling him.” You pat Remy’s cheek.

“Why do I have to be the one to tell him? He’s your brother,” Remy asked.

“Yeah? But it’s your fault. You bought the defective condom,” you pointed out.

Remy pouted a little. “Is there any way I can get out of this?”

“Nope!” you replied with a grin. You took Remy’s hand and pulled him to where you guessed Wolverine to be. Sure enough, he was sitting in the kitchen. “Hey, Logan! Remy has something to tell you.”

Logan raised his eyebrow. “What is it?” he prompted, looking at your boyfriend.

Remy gulped. “Uh, there’s no way to tactfully tell you this, but, uh, your sister and I are going to have a baby.”

There was a moment as Remy’s words processed in Logan’s mind. “You WHAT?” he asked.

You couldn’t stop smiling. “We had been careful, honest,” you explained. “But a condom broke, and I kinda wanted to be a mom anyways, so…”

“So looks like we’re now officially family,” Remy told Logan. “You being the uncle to my child and all.”

“You’re safe for now, Gumbo. But for your sake, don’t mess this up,” Logan stated darkly.

hey just a psa if ur a kpop fan or wanna check out kpop pls check out the girl group Mercury’s comeback song Lets Party on the ninth please dont let them be another failed rookie group because the leader of mercury is a trans woman supermodel! choi hanbit! and as a trans korean (granted im not a dmab trans woman but STILL) this is sos so so so important to me pls support mercury and choi hanbit by watchin lets party when it comes out! also thier debut song dont stop is already out and its rly good and edm-y and so is lets party judging by the teaser!

edit: lets party has been relased! check it out on yt!

anonymous asked:

Dear Evan hansen

Listened to It |LOVE IT |heard of it | yes!!
Rate: 1-10: 10!!!
Favorite Lyric: even when the dark comes crashing though when you need a friend to carry you when you are broken on the ground you will me found
Favorite Song:you will be found or requiem
Favorite Character: Evan
Best Moment: in words fail when he sing the reprise of wtaw and the way he sings “I never let them see the worst of me” he seams broken it like he hates himself so much and that he thinks the worst of himself it’s just amazing (to clarify i mean it’s amazing in how ben acts and how amazingly real this seen feels. This is coming form a person that hates them self most days so I know where Evan is coming from)I can’t decided it
Something that makes me angry: literally nothing
Gives me the chills: when Conner says “did you fall or did you let gø”
Overall opinions:omg this show is amazing and have changed my life

Comic update!

Page 1 is finished! :D It took 7+ hours (So, an entire school day) and exactly 100 layers (With 10 references) a playlist of 104 songs, and a failed livestream (Screw you, Picarto!) but it’s DONE!

Jay and Eric aren’t in the first page, but it’s pretty much just a big introduction anyways. And they’re going to be in almost every page from there on out (If only in the background), so it’s kinda fair.

I’m too tired to edit it and post it tonight, so as sort of an apology, I’m listing a few songs that could be Key’s ‘theme song’ I guess. Let me know which one fits your OC! (Just to clarify, this is just something fun)

Sit Still Look Pretty


Come with me now

Angel in Bluejeans (Doesn’t describe her, but it’s a song she would love)

Walking on Sunshine


I’m a Believer (This is here because she would listen to it unironically)


Little do you know

I’ve been re-reading Pride and Prejudice, and I can’t help but think how perfectly this song suits Darcy and Elizabeth’s relationship too. Anyway, the obvious choice for this piece was Bruce but I worried immediately that it would be too cliché as a result. Nonetheless, I tried to keep the cheesiness to a minimum – let me know if I failed in that goal anywhere. This piece is based around the cover of “Tale As Old As Time” by Alex Goot as requested by jamesbuckyfuckingbarnes. Enjoy, my darlings!

Prompt:  I’ve been listening to the cover of tale as old as time by Alex Goot like non stop, its just so beautiful :P I was wondering if i could have a bruce or bucky and reader based off the song?

“Tale As Old As Time”

It was one of Stark’s signature parties. You’d long forgotten for what reason he’d thrown it – there were too many reasons to keep track of nowadays. People had gradually trickled out of the room and left the Avengers sitting in the centre of the room. From your place by the bar, you could see them all smiling and laughing with each other. To know such wonderful people was your greatest pleasure.

Your acquaintance with them had happened very much by chance. Your work in the scientific field was nothing ground breaking but it had afforded you the money you needed to take yourself over to India where you began to apply your knowledge to a certain illness that was devastating Calcutta.

And apparently you had not been the only one. Your path crossed over Bruce Banner’s multiple times before you finally introduced yourself. Upon discovering that you shared intentions with regards to the epidemic, you ultimately decided to work together.  Sharing your research, you finally began to make some headway. Until one day, he disappeared.

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Sometimes You Just Need To Be Alone

I went for level 10 on the angst and pain scale, and i think i succeeded (please tell me if i did). This is a zombie apocalypse au and I warn you not to go in expecting a happy ending. Otherwise, hope you enjoy!

Warning: Character death(s), blood, death mentions, suicide mention, bites & angst (if you need me to tag anything else let me know).

The screams from outside were so loud that he couldn’t successfully block them out of his head.

Instead they just bounced around his skull, like someone had played a never ending loop of his most hated song and Daithi had no way of turning it off. Every time it seemed like the screams were going to stop, when they quieted down and trailed off… they didn’t.  Every time- without fail- they started up again, louder than ever and he couldn’t stop himself from flinching each time.

Nogla knew the guys could see him do it.

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I don’t want to be the ex you tell the next guy about.
I don’t want to be the name you accidently shout.
I don’t want to be the face you fail to recall as he runs his hands over your skin.
I don’t want to be the one to blame for you never letting anyone in.
Don’t let me become an object of hate whenever you hear our song.
I don’t want you to start thinking that being the luckiest is wrong.
We both know this is right.
I don’t want you to ever stop making wishes at 11:11, just because it makes you think of me.
Don’t let me become a part of your past, a footnote in your history.

I’m drinking in the rain, too wet to notice I’m drowning.
The whisky’s cold but my throat is burning.
I spent the last month digging holes in the churchyard,
to hide all the pain we’ve borne and shared in the soft earth.
To lay to rest the terrors of our tears.
Your fingers grab me like a gravestone.
The silence haunts me like a shadow.
I just want to fill the dead air between our words with ‘forever.’
I want to help you bury the memories of men that meant nothing but ‘maybe.’
I want to make you believe in ‘truly.’

I know there’s a hint of hurt in my mouth,
a faint taste of failure on my tongue.
But there’s still an aching need for your kiss.
There’s still our love, and our promise.

—  giraffevaderI guess I’m just asking for another chance

alright but harry and louis meeting with nick the night before x factor final at nick’s place; harry trying to make some fancy coctails with random receipts he’s got at that la place louis likes, nick browsing spotify trying (and failing) to guess louis’ current favourite song (it’s be still by the fray but harry shouldn’t tell nick, NO HAROLD THAT WOULD BE UNFAIR), louis drinking beer because IT’S TAKING YOU TOO LONG BABE JUST GIVE UP AND LET’S DRINK VODKA; harry and nick searching for “what’s your hogwarts house” tests because harry wants to prove he actually gets different results every time; nick and louis smoking on the balcony while harry is on the couch with nick’s dog; can’t wait for you to get a new stylist, nick says to louis, honestly, love, it’s time. are you saying i don’t look good enough, nicholas, louis asks trying his best to glare but honestly failing. no, nick shrugs, but you seem to have abandoned topman and i happen to know they have that one excellent clothing line, i actually have some jumpers here at home; louis drunk and happy and yelling NO GRIMSHAW I WON’T EVER WEAR YOUR CLOTHES; harry and louis being obnoxiously sweet and disgusting with each other because they know nick secretly loves being around them when they are like that and because they are drunk and because they can’t ever help it anyway; nick and louis smoking again, louis in nick’s jumper


let me tell you John is the sweetest person alive. like I literally cannot explain it. the first thing I asked him was to write out the lyrics of 24 floors that hit me the hardest out of the whole song so I could get them tattooed. I failed to explain why I’m in love with this song so much because there were dozens of other people waiting to meet him. When I listen to this song, I imagine that I’m the person and John is the friend saying what’s in the chorus. it just gives my solace for everything that was wrong in my life. I literally cannot wait to get this tattooed.


It’ll started with a Saturday. The story of how she became a candidate for sixteen and pregnant.

Her band had let in, the six months in college drop out guitar player, Miller. A little over a year and half ago. Now They needed a new song for there site asap. So writing at his apartment, got it. Then after two hours, of utter nothing from both there minds. Let’s just say well, Miller’s tic tac habit, got very tangy…

“Stop looking at me like a little puppy, I’m not even nervous,” she smiled clad in only her knee high Slytherin socks, bright colored candy cane heart boy shorts and poke ball bra. She leaned up to kiss him then pulled away arms still around his neck. The smirk on his face was so smug as he reached back to unclip her bra must of been a sin or something. She smacked his hand away. “So maybe I’m a little nervous,” she said awkwardly laughing.

So, I did this mashup cover (the one I failed at mixing) so I just left it raw as fuck and just did some volume adjusting. I fuck with it still. Let me know what you think if you fuck with it as well! Songs in the cover: 

1. Sister Nancy - Bam Bam

2. Brick and Lace - Love is wicked. 

3. Wayne Wonder - No Letting Go.

4. Wayne Wonder - Bounce Along

5. 2face - As You See Me So.

6. Kranium - Moonlight

7. Major Lazer & MOTi - Boom (feat. Ty Dolla $ign, Wizkid, & Kranium) -just Wizkid’s feauture.

Made with SoundCloud

I would like for you to do me a big favor for our family. I would like you to video you and/or a group of you singing (or singing along to if you aren’t comfy with singing) to the FanFiction version of ‘Carry On’. I plan to make a video of the fans singing the song to the cast & crew. Just another way of us say we love you to the Cast & Crew. Sky’s the limit so have fun and be positive in your videos. No hate or anything obscene please and though I am a shipper, no shipping stuff please, let’s just keep the love to the whole show. If your video fails to meet this standard, I do reserve the right to omit it from the final cut. Remember…. love love love. Be silly, be serious, be passionate, be yourself.

Please have your videos sent to me (either upload them to YouTube and email me the link or just get them to me somehow) by November 30th. Email is Stareena@gmail.com I want to have the video made up by Christmas. So that should give me plenty of time to get it together. Once I do, I’ll post it here.

If you want your name in the credits, please add in your message to me the way you want your name presented and email, Twitter or tumblr handle. One will be chosen (default will be twitter). If you do not tell me anything about how you want to appear in the credits, I’ll assume that you don’t want to be listed.

If you have questions, message me!


// I know the devil you’ve been fighting with, I swear I’ll never let you down again //