something interesting to me is how broadway, and american theater in general, has for many, many years been painted as this space that’s incredibly welcoming to lgbtq+ people. and that’s definitely true, to a certain extent. the contributions of non-cishet people to theater and even just the art of performance itself in modern america are immeasurable. it’s so pervasive that just about any guy who performs in theater faces those jokes about how he must be gay. everyone just sort of associates theater with this sort of inherent queerness, or at least gay-friendly idealism. (whether they associate it with that in a positive or negative way depends on the individual.)
yet the stories that we see played out on stage are overwhelmingly cisgender and heterosexual.
think about it: even though a relatively very high proportion of actors in theater are lgbtq+, the number of actual, canon lgbtq+ characters is shockingly low.
there’s a few standouts, of course. la cage aux folles. rocky horror. rent. falsettos. still, with the hundreds of musicals that have been on broadway stages, especially given the involvement of all these lgbtq+ people, wouldn’t you expect more?
did you know when the first broadway musical with a lesbian protagonist debuted?
2015. it was fun home. that was the first.
it’s gotten a bit better in the past few years, but…not by much. of the past 10 winners of best musical, only 2 (fun home and billy elliot) have a main character who isn’t straight. (i do have to give a nod to kinky boots, which does heavily feature lgbtq+ stuff, but is ultimately centered around a straight cis dude.)
these musicals might have gay characters, but they’re almost always 1. side characters, 2. the butt of jokes, or 3. both.
don’t we deserve better than this? the lgbtq+ community has helped musical theater thrive for decades. don’t we deserve to see our stories represented up on stage just like everybody else? our love, our lives? we can rehash two straight people falling in love in a billion different ways, but we barely get to see ourselves in any capacity onstage at all. for the love of god, we have more talking cats on broadway than trans people.
on here, i keep seeing these few ships–glinda and elphaba, connor and evan, elder price and elder mckinley–overwhelmingly shipped by lgbtq+ kids desperate for absolutely any sort of representation. (there’s always straight girls who love to ship two cis men together just because, but that’s an entirely different issue.) young people like us–we’re almost always reduced to subtext and sheer hope. why? don’t we deserve more than this?
our community has given so much. let the stage love us back.
listen, inspired by this post, imagine if Kara was never found by the Danvers n she just grew up on the street. n tho she has all those powers she would never use them to steal anything other than food when she was a kid before she could get money.
so when she’s a teenager she finds a part-time job and manages to pay for a shitty apartment with basically nothing in it except for one photo of her family that was in her pocket when she landed on Earth. and she would adopt a stray cat that gets in and out of her apartment through the window somehow.
and Lena, being a Luthor, is rich af but she hates her family so she’s going through her rebellious phase and she’s hoping that if she does enough stupid shit that Lillian will get off her back n let her live or ship her off somewhere far from them. so she’s hanging out with some kids who are nothing but trouble just bc Lillian would never approve.
so one day they dare Lena to rob an apartment
Kara comes back from work, exhausted bc she also had school that day on top of it all, and she just wants to take a nap. but she walks into her apartment n there’s this goth girl standing there.
and Lena is just like “you live here?” n Kara isn’t afraid bc she knows she can take down anyone but like why tf is this girl standing in her apartment.
Lena just leaves without a word, and two hours later there’s a knock on Kara’s door. she opens and it’s Lena ordering 5 huge dudes where to put which piece of furniture as Kara just stands there confused. Lena says that it’s a gift but Kara doesn’t wanna accept it. Lena insists n when Kara says that she cannot pay her back Lena says “just let me crash here once in a while and we’re good”
listen i kno it’s a stretch but……… it’s a cute AU.
spoilers for 413, bellamy/clarke, 1600 words, gen. AO3!
Even though it’s not really the same as coming down in the first time, Bellamy still has this strange sense of deja vu as he looks at the door. The ship is smaller, he has fewer people with him, he feels both more and less sure of what he’ll find. They tried to hit the only spot of green they could see, but the controls are a mess, so he’s not sure they got to it. The whole fucking ship is a mess, built out of whatever scrap they could salvage. Even with six years to perfect it, the thing is still held together with spit and prayer, according to Raven.
But it got them to the ground. They’re back.
“Just open the fucking door!” says Raven, and Bellamy lets out a long breath and finally hits the release.
He knows what he’s hoping for: clean air, plants, blue sky. And he gets all of those.
He just also gets a girl, maybe ten or eleven, with brown hair in braids, pointing a gun at him. Which is honestly fairly encouraging; someone survived, and they have firearms. So she probably came out of the bunker.
He puts his hands up on reflex.
“Hey, uh–we come in peace,” he tries, and then says it again in Trig, for good measure. He doesn’t recognize her, but that doesn’t mean anything. She could be from another clan; there are plenty of them he doesn’t know. Or–his heart trips on the thought–she could be a nightblood. She could have survived because of that, and if she survived–
The girl pulls her gun back and looks at him critically. “Are you Bellamy Blake?”
He blinks a few times. “Um, yeah. I’m Bellamy Blake.”
She sounds skeptical, which doesn’t make any fucking sense. She’s the one who brought it up. There’s no reason for her not to believe him.
“Yeah, really. Did you come out of the bunker? Is my sister with you? Octavia?”
“You’re Bellamy?” she says, like she didn’t hear him. She’s making a face like something smells odd. “I thought you’d be taller.”
“Taller?” he asks.
Raven pokes her head out. “It’s been five minutes and you’re already being held at gunpoint? You sure have a way with people, Bellamy.”
“Look, we don’t want to hurt you,” he tells the girl. “Just–”
“I know,” she says. “You just want to see Clarke.”
Controversial opinion incoming, but Pearl deserved better from the writers. They all did. Literally every single gem deserved better from the writers, but nobody ever talks about Pearl in a good light so here I go.
They could have kept Pearl’s slight arrogance and intelligence without turning her into a manipulative asshole who puts everyone down just to feel better about herself. They could’ve kept her precision and her ability to build all sorts of things because of that without making her all ‘look at meee i’m soooo smart.’ They could’ve kept her disagreeing with Amethyst and those two bickering a lot without it just being ‘Amethyst, shut up, I’m right.’ They could’ve had Amethyst love food and Pearl hate it, but make it clear that Pearl is perfectly comfortable with other people eating. She could cook meals for Amethyst and for Steven, she just personally doesn’t want any. They could’ve just made it clear that she doesn’t like the process of digestion, or the fact that Amethyst is a mess yeater rather than just ‘skinny white girl who hates food and makes fun of her fat not-white friend who eats everything’.
They could have let Pearl have flaws. Let her be hurt about Rose. Let her be sometimes a little too controlling. Let her fuck up, but make her apologise. Maybe she finds it hard to apologise, maybe that’s because Rose always told her she was perfect but never thought to let her know that nobody is truly perfect. Let her want to keep fusing with Garnet, but when Garnet finds out she gets rightfully mad and Pearl legitimately apologises. They have the whole Friend Ship thing, but Garnet is still mad. The next day, Pearl comes up to Garnet, sits her down and properly apologises. She says she has tried to before, but Garnet didn’t want to talk, and that’s okay, but now that she will at least listen to Pearl, she’d like to apologise. Garnet accepts her apology, but things are still a bit off for a while. Pearl is spending more time without Garnet, maybe hanging around with Amethyst more. As is Garnet, she’s not with Pearl as much. But over time, the two go back to normal.
They could’ve let her be so so painfully hurt by the loss of Rose because she was so madly in love with her, but she doesn’t take it out on other people. She gets sad, she gets angry. Rose’s Scabbard still happens, but when Steven nearly falls to his death, Pearl jumps down after him, and brings him back up with her. She apologises, and says that she was just upset and should’ve have lashed out at him. Steven asks Pearl to show him Rose, and so she shows the hologram. And let her have a FEW episodes about Rose, but let Garnet, Amethyst, and Greg have just as many too. It’s not all about her.
They could’ve let her be a proud lesbian woman and not turned her into a manipulative and controlling stereotype. Let her love Rose, but let her want Rose to be happy above all else. Yes, she’s upset about Greg, yes the two don’t get along, but Rose is happy and so Pearl is content.
Pearl had potential, just like all the others, and it was ruined.
how could you ship bakugou and uraraka? bakugo is a total fuck boy who tormented deku for the majority of his life.
because the whole point of his character is that he’s slowly growing into a better person and realizing the error of his ways, and he’s eventually going to own up to his actions and apologize for what he did while realizing that his worth isn’t tied to being better than everyone.
this is the entire reason he exists in the first place.
also, his past history with Izuku has nothing to do with Uraraka. there are very specific reasons as to why he lashed out and abused Izuku for a decade, and it ties directly to his fear of Izuku’s potential and thinking that Izuku looked down on him for most of his life (which severely fucked Bakugou up emotionally. how dare this quirkless nobody think he’s better than Bakugou?), and to Bakugou’s self esteem issues, where he fears that Izuku might actually be able to surpass him, which only fueled his inferiority complex.
none of these reasons have anything to do with Uraraka.
i’m not justifying what Bakugou did. he still hurt and abused Izuku for ten years. however, he didn’t just do it to be a terrible person.
no one in his life ever bothered to correct his behavior, and constantly praised him, telling him how amazing he was while constantly putting down Izuku. the adults in his life all reinforced this mindset and gave him a massive superiority complex as a result, and this continued up until UA. Aizawa was the first adult figure in either character’s lives to tell Bakugou that this behavior was unacceptable, and stopped Bakugou before he could lash out at Izuku during the first day of school.
what Bakugou did was wrong, regardless of the reason, and nothing can ever justify why he did it, nor would i ever try doing so. but it’s because of the reasons that we’re able to understand why he acted that way in the first place.
it’s because he began as such an awful character that we’re able to appreciate his character growth, where he goes from joking about Izuku jumping off a building (which the narrative treats as a serious offense), to actively supporting him in his role as All Might’s successor.
the reason i ship him with Uraraka is because the point of his character is that he’s slowly becoming a better person. something like that doesn’t just happen over night. it takes time. if he suddenly had a complete 180 degree change in personality and attitude, it wouldn’t be believable, and it’d just be plain old bad writing.
i ship him with Uraraka because they helped each other’s character growth. he took her seriously as an opponent, he treated her like an equal. and when Kaminari called her weak and fragile, Bakugou reprimands him and says that there was nothing fragile about her. it’s the first time he’s ever defended another person besides himself.
(and he helped her growth as well, by refusing to go easy on her. by showing how far she’d be willing to go for her goals, by showing that she was determined to help her family no matter what. he helped show the audience that Uraraka can take the pain of battle and will give as good as she gets. that she’s not just a soft girl, or the main character’s love interest. that she’s just as determined as all the other characters to prove her worth and reach her goals.)
Bakugou’s defense of Uraraka, and his respect for her (by calling her by her name, something he only does for a very select few people, the others being All Might and Kirishima) is one of the first obvious stepping stones we get to see for his character growth. for the first time, he’s not being self centered, he isn’t raging, he isn’t suffering from the affects of his inferiority complex. for the first time, he’s he’s actively defending and respecting someone.
it was the first of many steps.
i ship them because Uraraka, in an omake, was the first person to realize how much of Bakugou’s anger towards Izuku was based on fear. no one had ever picked up on that in the past ten years. she realized there was something more to it than just anger and bullying.
she realized that something was wrong. Bakugou didn’t just blindly hate Izuku. there was more to the story; Bakugou feared Izuku. and she reached out to him, and wanted to help them both. Uraraka actively cares and worries for them both.
Bakugou has no ill feelings towards Uraraka. Uraraka has no ill feelings towards Bakugou. Bakugou respects Uraraka, and Uraraka thinks Bakugou was amazing during their match. she admires him.
what Bakugou did to Izuku was horrible. he needs to make up for it somehow, which is where his character growth is headed. he’s going to realize the error of his ways and apologize to Izuku, or make up for it somehow. that’s the whole point of his character, to grow up and realize he did wrong and make up for his past actions.
but the reason why he acted that way in the first place was due to very specific reasons. he’s not going to act like that to just anyone.
he’s still just a dumbass kid who’s growing and learning an maturing. let him grow.
i don’t ship them because they’re the “bad boy” and the “peppy girl.” in fact, i rather dislike that sort of comparison, because i think it heavily oversimplifies their characters.
i ship it because Bakugou is growing as a person. he’s maturing. slowly, he’s realizing the error of his ways. i ship it because these two characters have the potential the other develop more. i ship it because Uraraka understands Bakugou, and sees through his bluster and anger. i ship it because Bakugou actually respects her as a person, and refuses to go easy on her because of her gender.
it’s about character growth, and established character relationships, and realizing that these things don’t stay static. these two have the potential to help each other in different ways.
simply describing Bakugou as a horrible person without any redeeming qualities means ignoring what Horikoshi is doing by writing his character, and it’s ignoring all the development he’s gone through throughout the series so far. it’s ignoring Horikoshi’s reasons for why Bakugou exists in the first place, an ignoring all the complex character development he’s carefully written into Bakugou, which is slowly making him learn and change and grow into a better person.
that’s the entire point to his character, after all.
To save people from having to give the Daily Fail traffic just to watch the show, I went in and took screenshots of the top comments on the article about Chernobyl’s return to the public eye. There are over 800 comments, and almost all of them are as brutal as these. I doubt this was the reaction she expected when she initiated this stunt last spring, and I think it speaks volumes to where her career is heading.
something’s that’s not talked about enough is that straight girls can fetishize lesbians too. i had a really really close friend when i was 15/16 who literally got off on the fact that i was gay and could hypothetically have a crush on her and she would constantly send me messages / snapchats all the time where i would sit there questioning if she was hitting on me but she was really just a straight girl who lived for my attention and wanted me to pine after her so bad. i jokingly told her i had a crush on her before we became friends and she never let it go and always brought it up and she literally got off on the fact that people shipped us on here or whatever. i see this all over too over and over again i see straight girls try to string along lesbians because they love the idea that a lesbian would like them and it’s so gross
So, I really want to start writing on this blog, too. So I made a prompt list. Not all prompts are mine, some are stolen from another blog.
I will be writing for the following fandoms:
Shadowhunters/ The moral instruments
The hunger games
The maze runner
Okay, that isn’t too much. I’m still catching up on other shows. Once I’m finished, I’ll add them. You can ask for any character x reader, or character x character. If you want a platonic one-shot, you should note that. You can ask for as many prompts as you want.
“I have always loved cacti.”
“You didn’t just say that.”
“Whoa-dude. Look at that!”
“Just because I died doesn’t mean I’m really dead.”
“Just because I drove into that river doesn’t mean I’m a bad driver.”
“You walked into a knife?”
“How did you manage this level of stupidity?”
“You locked me outside!”
“I’ve always been there for you. And I will continue to be.”
“Do you trust me?” “Not even a little bit.”
“Uhh, is something wrong?” “What? Hehe! Of course not, why would you think that?” “Because I can smell something burning and you’re hiding behind a door. Now, let me in.”
“Here’s a newspaper filled with all the love I can’t feel.”
“You know, people may like you more if you didn’t smell like a dead body.”
“Aww, sweetie. Where are your parents?” “I’m older than you.”
“Don’t yell at me like I’m a child.” “Don’t throw the scissors!”
“Here, take my jacket/blanket.” “I told you, I’m not cold.” *shivers*
“Why are you still awake?”
“Come over here and make me.”
“The salad here is really nice.” “Do I look like a fucking rabbit?”
“Please don’t leave me.” “I don’t want to.”
“You can’t ride a bike?” “Why are you whispering?”
“We’re going downtown.” “There’s a strip club downtown.”
“You broke what?!” “Don’t worry, I’m okay.”
“Come Inside. I’m sorry.” “Not until an apology.” “I just said i’m freaking sorry.”
“Are you jealous?” “You are changing your outfit right now.”
“Why did I marry you?” “It took a whole lot of convincing.”
“Luck? Nope. Skills.” “If it’s skills then do it again.”
“You said forever!”
“Seven fucking years and that’s all you have to say?”
“I love you, but I have to go.”
“I hate you so much.”
“You were and still are my everything.”
“I can’t love you the way you want.”
“Hey jerk.” “…” “I mean… Babe?”
“Admit it. That was the best kiss of your life.” “You always have to be the best at everything, don’t you?”
“S/he just tripped and won’t stop laughing.”
“Nice dancing you did there, how about you dance your way to my bedroom?”
“No, no. It’s okay. I’ll be your bridge. You can walk all over me.”
“I’ve looked after coma patients more interesting than you.”
“Would you mind not setting my stuff on fire every time you get mad?”
“This really didn’t go as planned.” “Is it the fact that everything is on fire that made you come to this conclusion?”
“I can’t believe that worked.” “It was part of your plan.” “I know! My plans never work!”
“You need to go! I’ll distract them!” “Do you think you can outrun them?” “If by outrun them you mean not getting caught… Probably not.”
“If you asked me to stay, I would’ve.”
“You’re too good for this world.”
“I can hardly stand myself.”
“Don’t come near me or I swear I’ll kill you.”
“Don’t you dare look him in the eye.”
“You may be an idiot, but you’re my idiot.”
“I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.”
“Who did this to you?”
“If you kill them, you better kill me too. Because if you don’t, I will kill you.”
“Don’t underestimate what a person can do to protect those they care about.”
“Do you ever follow directions?”
“What happened?” “I got hit by a taxi. And it hurt.”
“She’s cute. But I’m pretty sure she can’t count to ten.”
“I can fit a whole row of crackers in my mouth. Want to see?”
“You said that if I went to bed early I’d feel better. You’re a fucking liar.”
“You’re late.” “I’m glad you noticed.”
“You made me cookies?”
“You stole what?”
“You aren’t pathetic.”
“you looked at me different.”
“I am not pregnant!”
“You ever seen something as cool as this?”
“I thought you were dead!”
“I know you love me and all, but could you stop threatening the doctor?”
“How. The fuck. Are you- so motherfucking tall?”
“You? You know how to shoot a gun?”
“You threw a tampon at him?”
“You just kissed me.”
“Hold up-just-just stop. just-what are you exactly doing? It’s two AM!”
“I’m tired of being your secret.”
“I didn’t realize I needed your permission.”
“You don’t need to protect me.”
“Sorry I ruined your life. Maybe you shouldn’t have married me.”
“If I would’ve known he was going to die, do you think I would’ve done it?”
“I know you love me, but I’m tired of lying when I say it back.”
“When I look at you, I see my world. And that scares the living crap out of me.”
“Tell me what they did to you, please.”
“I’ll go home. But it isn’t home when you’re not there.”
“I’m pathetic because I go to you for everything but you’d pick someone over me any day.”
“I wish I could hate you.”
“I’ll let you down. I’ll always let you down. I’m not enough to keep you satisfied.”
“I’m trying! Can’t you see? Isn’t that enough for you?”
“I’m useless to you now.” “You’re a person. Not a toaster. You don’t have to have a use.”
“i’m useless to you now.” “Oh please. You were always bloody useless. I love you anyways.”
“I saw you roll skating, and I thought ‘that person is really cool’ and then you fell crashed and Jesus, are you okay?”
“You had this big ass ice cream and you were so exited you dropped it and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a sadder person. Just please let me buy you a new one.”
“We keep awkwardly running into each other and people have to ship us and I kind of like you. Hahaha, oh god, I need to stop blushing.”
“This was a terrible idea.” “What are you talking about? There’s free nacho’s!”
“Don’t do the thing!” “…” “You already did the thing, didn’t you?”
“Paint me like one of your French girls.” “… I paint fruit.”
“Let’s pretend that didn’t happen.” “Agreed.”
“Did you seriously run face first into a light pole because you saw a pretty girl?” “I’m gay.”
“How dare you talk to me, peasant. I am your queen.” “You are wearing a blanket over your shoulders.” “Silence! Now, fetch me some substances.” “Pizza bites or mini quiche?” “Pizza bites, obviously.”
“Quit your whining! I bet it’s barely even a scratch.”
“That-that’s your blood?! Why the hell didn’t you say anything?”
“This is going to hurt but you have to stay quiet, okay?””
“Don’t pass out, we’re almost there.”
“That’s it. If you throw up one more time, we’re going to the hospital.”
“You didn’t feel that? This is bad, you should’ve felt that.”
“I’m scared to move you. Just wait here and I swear I’ll come back with help.”
“That’s a lot nastier than it seemed at first glance.”
“Please don’t die. Don’t die in my lap, I’m begging you.”
“Stop being overdramatic-OH!”
“Just how I want to spend the night. Removing glass from my best friends head and strapping it up.”
“She has internal damage. Sh’s couching up blood.”
“Would it be cliché if we matched clothes a little?”
“Could you hold my hand?”
“Shh, shh. I’m here now. Now give me your hands, we need to clean the blood off. Don’t cry. -I don’t blame you. Don’t worry, Ill always be there for you.”
“If you want to leave then-” “I don’t want to leave! I want you, you idiot.”
“Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.” “I swear to god, if I didn’t love you.”
“Oh my god! Go to sleep! It’s three AM!” “I’ll sleep when I’m dead.”
“There’s a surprise waiting for you back home.”
“The first time I met her, she was hiding behind the sofa.”
“But this is our thing. Eating cereal and bitching about people.”
“Just don’t let go.”
“Come on, just one date.” “No.” “Why not?” “Because I really like (character) and she asked me first.”
“Gosh! Why are you so cold! get off me, you icicle!”
“Are you…. crying? You? Miss/mister ‘I don’t cry, I’m tough as hell”?” “Oh shut up, we all have our weaknesses.”
“You did all this for me?” “No, I did this for Jeffery from across the street. Yes I did all of this for you!”
“Okay, so don’t freak out, but I got flour everywhere.”
“Well, this is a nice change of scenery.” “Y/n, we’re in a prison cell.” “I was being sarcastic.”
“I thought you said you knew where we were going.” “Yeah, I lied.”
“Shit, you’re freezing. Let’s get you warmed up, alright?”
“Where are we going?” “I have no idea. You coming?”
“Did you just try to banish me?”
“I swear to you, this is how I found him.”
“No thanks. I don’t want to get arrested for the second time today.”
“You handled that real professional.” “I know right? I’m so proud of myself.”
“That was the worst night ever.” “Same time next week?” “Of course.”
“I got to admit, you’re really sexy with that gun. Terrifying, but sexy.”
“Just-just go away.” “I would! If we weren’t handcuffed together.! Oh, and whose fault was that again? Yours!”
“And I thought we were going to have a last kiss.”
“I don’t want you to leave.” “I don’t want to stay.”
“When did you stop?” “Stop with what, darling?” “Loving me.”
“Please don’t say you love me because I might not say it back.”
“I wasn’t there for you when you needed me, and I’m sorry.” “No you’re not. You don’t care about anyone apart from yourself.”
“Don’t hurt me, please.”
“I love you so much. If anything happened to you, I don’t know what I’d do.”
“You only like me for my body!”
“You wanted to talk? Well, here I am!”
“I tried. I tried so hard, why couldn’t you?”
“I bled for you. From every pore of my body, I bled. What more do you want?”
“Nobody can tell me what to do.” “Well, actually they can.” “Doesn’t mean I’ll listen to them.”
“Knock knock, I’m here. What’s for dinner fucker?”
“You’ve bitten off more than you can chew.” “I can chew a lot.”
“You have blood on your hands!” “Oh really? Wow! Thank you so much for pointing that out! Really helpful to our current situation. Seriously, thank you so much for brining this to my attention! I don’t know what I’d do without you.”
“I love your perfume. What scent is that? The scent of death?”
“I always carry a knife in my purse in case we’re eating cake.”
“You guys got a plan, though. Right?” “Yeah. Run.”
“Maybe he’s afraid of me because I know how to use a knife.” “Well, I mean that’s why I’m afraid of you, so…”
“Is violence always your answer?”
“Remember how I said I already took care of that? Well, I lied and need your help right now.”
“Please, help me. Just this one time.”
“Did you break that glass on purpose?” “It offended me.”
“I can explain!” “Alright then. Tell me.” “… I lied, there’s literally no explanation for this.”
“Fight like hell.”
“Do you realize how let it is?”
“Can you please come and get me?”
“Is there a reason why you’re naked in my bed?”
“This is the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in!”
“If we die, I am going to kill you.”
“I love her.” “Her? As in a woman?” “No, as in a robot. Of course as in a woman you ding-bat!”
“Are you drunk?” “No, you’re just blurry.”
“I think we should run away now.” “Funny, I was just about to say that.”
“I will not let you make me feel small. Back off.”
“You’re great at dancing.” “I’m great at everything.”
“You didn’t do the dishes, so I’m not doing you.”
“Don’t give me that look.”
“The way you flirt is just shameful.”
“I love you, you asshole.”
“What the hell kind of noise was that?” “I sneezed.” “That was not a sneeze.”
“How is she?” “She’s fine. She has some ice cream. I wish I had ice cream.”
“This is an apology pizza.Please take it or I’ll start crying right now.”
“You’re stronger than you look.”
“If you push me on the swings, I’ll buy you dinner. Don’t push to high, though. I don’t like heights.”
“Wait, you’re gay?” “What gave it away? Constant flirting?”
“You came back.”
“Mom? I need help… I’ve made a mistake.”
“So, this is haw it’s going to end. You’re staying with them?” “I have to.” “You don’t have to betray me. You don’t have to do anything.”
“I’m trying to be less bitter, but your happiness isn’t rubbing off on me.”
“Take of your shirt.”
“I’ve never felt this sensation before.” “Hugging?” “Being loved.”
“Do you not realize how much I care about you?”
“I know I’m allergic to peanuts, but I could’t day no when you walked into the office with freshly baked cookies and that damned smile on your face.”
“I like it when you smile.”
“This isn’t what I had in mind, but it’s better.”
“Nothing is wrong. I just really like the smell of your lotion.”
“You’re never this quiet. What’s wrong?”
“How long has it been since you’ve slept?”
“You make a good pillow.”
“I had a nightmare about you and I wanted to make sure you’re alright.”
“I hate you. I hate you so much for making me love you. Why did you make me love you if you never intended on loving me back?”
“When you think of me, if you think of me, remember how much I loved you.”
“I almost lost you.”
“Please, just please make the pain stop.”
“Stop telling me you’re okay.”
“I don’t even know who I am without you.”
“You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”
“You know, it hurt when I realized you weren’t in love with me. But nothing can compare to the pain I felt when I saw you fall in love with her.”
“You left without saying goodbye. I hate you for that.”
“Don’t you dare die on me!”
“What I wanted? I wanted you to fight for me. I wanted you to say that there’s no one else you could ever be with, and that you’d rather be alone than without me.”
“You’re beautiful/handsome, and I’m not the only one who can see that.”
“Twins?… We’re having twins?”
“You are so tiny compared to me.”
“Bring your pretty little butt over here.”
“I want you body. I want your mouth. I want your laugh and your funny faces. I want your friendship and your inspirational thoughts. And I want you to come with me when I go.”
“There’s a leaf in your hair.”
“May I have this dance.”
“This bath is too damn hot.” “This is why we can’t do cute stuff. You complain to much.”
“One day you’ll learn.” “Learn what?” “That someone like me doesn’t get a happy ending. Those are reserved for people like you.”
“That’s disgusting. You’re lucky you’re cute.”
“If you don’t rest, you wont heal.”
“ Why don’t they just kiss already?”
“Is that a challenge?”
“Here, let me see.”
“How could anyone love me?” “Don’t look at me. I married you for your cooking.”
“So… Err, I noticed you’re kind of naked. Is that intentional, or…”
“You forgot me.” “It was an accident.”
“Drag your chair here, I can’t translate dead languages.”
“Open this.” “Can you say please?”
“Don’t say you love me unless you mean, it because I might so something crazy like believe it.”
“Don’t you ever do that again.”
“I was wrong. I thought I wanted him to look twice at me… Bit I don’t need him to look twice at me when you never stopped looking.”
“Things didn’t have to end like this.” “But we always knew they would, didn’t we?”
“She’s dead! And it is your fault!”
“Are you going to lecture me about how wonderful life is?”
“They’d be better off without me.” “Do you really believe that?”
“It’s okay to cry.”
“I shouldn’t be in love with you.”
“The axe is a bit unsetting, but honestly, you look great.”
“You asked me if I had any ideas. Not if I had any good ideas.”
“Remove your hand or I’ll rip your arm off and beat you to death with it.”
“So, I just realized… I’ve been shot.”
“Delete it. Now.”
“Could you guys do me a favor?” “Anything.” “Could at least one of you look like you are ever going to see me again?”
“Don’t make me smack you in front of these people.”
“I’m not a bitch. Okay, I’m lying, obviously.”
“Can you get the gun out of my face, please?”
“I don’t scare easily, you evil bitch.”
“She’s been in there for hours and I haven’t heard a sound since.” “That’s because she left through the window.”
“Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” “Not until four.”
“Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there.”
“We have five people trying to kill us right now, what are we supposed to do?” “Actually, it’s more like eight.” “Oh, sorry I wasn’t specific enough!”
“You passed out for like an hour.”
“This is my ‘I don’t care’ face.”
A: “When I’m not here, do you braid each others hair and debate who the coolest Jonas brother is?” *B and C glance at each other* B: “No… But it’s totally Nick.” C: “Definitively Nick. But Kevin is the talented one.” B: “Yes, but Nick is the cute one.” C: “What about Joe?”
“Do you know how to braid hair?”
“Babe, I’m sorry.” “Suck my ass.”
“What’s your favorite lipstick?” *Rambles about lipstick*”What’s yours?” “The one you’ll be adding to my lips.”
“You could at least pretend to be interested in what I have to say.”
“I always blame others for my mistakes. Just kidding, I don’t make mistakes.”
“I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not you.”
“Go to your room!” “First off, we share a room. Secondly, I am the older one. Bitch.”
“I promised I’d safe you.” “I promised I’d kill you if you did.”
“You did what?!”
“I thought you were going to steal a boat?” “What do you mean, This is a boat.” “No, no. This isn’t a boat, this is a motherfucking yacht!”
“I wont die for you. I’d kill for you.”
^^^add your own! ;)
These are a lot! I hope you find one or maybe a few you’d like to request!
Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader, Dad Tony Stark x Reader, The Avengers x Reader
Request: Can you do a Peter Parker imagine where the reader is Tony’s daughter and they are secretly dating and get caught making out by like everyone on the team except for tony and try to keep it a secret but he finds out and freaks out but then gets chill! Sorry if it’s super confusing! Love your work! (by @savannerlovesbananers123 )
Word count: 900
A/N: I’m sorry, this isn’t the best thing I have written but I hope it’s what you wanted and that you’ll like it! :)
The rest of the team was on a mission, you and Peter were the only ones staying at the compound. You two decided to spend the night watching movies and cuddling each other. Moments like these didn’t come that often. Peter was still pretty new on the team and you didn’t want your dad to find out that you two were dating. He would lose his mind if he found out that his dear Spiderling is dating his dear daughter. You two had to be really careful if you didn’t want to get caught. I mean you lived in a place filled with superheroes. So, tonight was your night, the team wasn’t coming back until the morning.
You put on the movie and joined Peter on the couch. You had seen the movie before and lost interest halfway through. You cuddled Peter while he was still watching the movie. Your hands felt cold so you decided to warm them up under Peter’s shirt. He was always so warm and cozy. When Peter felt your cold hands against his stomach he jumped a bit. “I’m sorry I just wanted to warm up my hands” you said with a sheepish smile and kissed him quickly. Few minutes later you two were making out on the couch. The movie was long forgotten.
Suddenly you heard someone clear their throat. Both of you froze. Slowly you two let go of each other and saw Steve, Bucky and Sam standing in front of you with crossed arms. “What is going on in here” Steve asked with a small smirk. “Oh shit, you two are together? Great now I owe Natasha twenty bucks” Sam groaned.
“What – um- what are you doing here?” you asked still in a slight shock. “The mission ended early. Now explain this” Steve said pointing his finger between you two. “Well, um, we have kind of been dating for the last two months and I would really like if my dad didn’t find out about this so could you please keep your voice down?” You explained quickly fearing that your dad could be coming up any minute.