just l o o k at her

kagome’s at home style is so fun like it ranges from this

to her vast collection of random and cute tees that are ALWAYS paired with a skirt


and then when she’s out and about she cranks it up to a million and doesn’t just give us Looks, she gives us L O O K S

anonymous asked:

hi i love your writing so much and was wondering if you had any fic recs to hold me over until your next update 😭


I’m just gonna throw out whatever comes to mind ok and its probably mostly all smut cuz I’m a perv sorry (wow this ended up being way longer than i intended IM SORRY)

@jiminniemouse is the queen of threesomes so take a look into her profile but some of my favorites is:

Crave (Yoongi smut), Taste (Hobi smut), Making Him Jealous (ima call it a jikook threesome let me live), and her ongoing series Purple Jewels!


@jungblue ok anything from this girl is gold G O L D i love all of her fics but if I have to choose then

Future Hearts (Jimin/Jungkook love triangle), I Hate You I Love You (Jungkook smut/angst), and Control (Jimin smut omg i am still having chest pains thinking about this one)


@seokvie This girl has got a whole fucking load of fics it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow smutland wonderland your vag will cry in joy and pain

Costume (Hobi smut MY ALL TIME FAVORITE FIC I L O V E IT), View From 4-B (Hobi smut), basically all her Hobi smuts, Show Off (Wonho smut), Paradise (JB smut), JUST BINGE READ ALL OF THEM (i am also excited to read her new fic with jimin and assplay and lets just say my ass is ready but I DONT HAVE A KINK FOR ASSPLAY OK LET ME LIVE)


@jungkxook yes yes yes everything all of it just do it

Pour Up (taekook threesome), Hiraeth (zombie apocolypse au)


@war-of-hormoan‘s For You (Tae angst) killed me about 40 times


@kimvtae‘s Fall For You (Jungkook smut) series and Couples Costumes (Hobi smut)


@minsvga‘s Philophobia (Jungkook/Jimin smut/angst) series, Taking Risks 101  (Jimin smut), Children of the Night (Jungkook/Tae smut) series


@yoonminnings‘s Lace Casualties (Jimin sugar daddy)


@trapmonster‘s He Didn’t (Yoongi smut/angst), Bite me (Jungkook smut), Silent Treatment (Jungkook), Nerd (Tae), Toxic (maknae line)


@btssmutgalore oh my god all of her fics ALL OF HER DAMN FICS LETS JUST SAY SHE SERIOUSLY OWES ME A NEW PELVIS OK FUCK but my favorites so far are

Nude (Tae), Lightweight (Jungkook), Business (A FUCKING TWO PART TAEKOOK THREESOME GOD), Lollipop (Jungkook), Forbidden (Hobi)


@ellieljade‘s Apologies (Tae smut/angst) is one of my favorites and honestly just read all of her masterlist as well i cry (out of everywhere)


@kookingtae‘s Experimental Error (Tae smut I fucking died), The Switch (OT7 Smut holy hell this was one of the first bts smuts ive read and wow now you see why I really love them), Falling Into You (Jungkook smut GOD I LOVED THIS SO HARD) + the rest of her masterlist


@floralseokjin oh my goodness ok i cant believe i havent discovered you sooner I fucking love your writing pls

Buzz trilogy (Yoongi smut & O       M       G), Playing with Fire (Jungkook smut) i havent read anything else yet BUT I JS SAW SHE POSTED A NEW FIC YOU KNOW WHAT IM READIN TONIGHT


@onlylovekpop basically all her Wonho smuts and drabbles killed me k i l l e d me but my fav is Bad Behavior


Other people you should def look into is @kittae (cat fics yes) @seoulscapes (an amazing demon wonho au) @helloblamebts @seokline @kstopping @imaginethisbts @kainks @jeonins @baeseoul (p r o t e  g e)

Im so sorry I’m still sick and I’m getting tired and lazy so I just had to bunch up the rest HAHAHA but I hope this helps anon! And you will def not be disappointed in any of these ok they are amazing and beautiful and amazing and everytime I read their stories literally

should you fight the foxes?
  • Dan: why would you fight dan. i mean, you can, but should you? she once kicked a raven in the nuts. she was probably even somewhat buzzed at that time? do you think this is a wise decision? proceed with caution.
  • Kevin: look at this tall, beefy boy. he has anxiety... Fight Him.
  • Andrew: he'll stab you. like, literally. but i mean, fight him anyway. if you get a punch in, that's good. i heard he doesn't know how to duck.
  • Matt: why would you fight matt. he could sit on you and you will literally be powerless. and i mean. does he deserve it? if so, i mean, good luck? the guy has a boxer for a mom and he's a back liner, okay, i don't fuck with that but good luck.
  • Aaron: he probably forgot who you were since he made you want to fight him but like. fight him anyway.
  • Seth: this is an urn. why would you punch an urn. i mean. okay, maybe. fight him.
  • Allison: a fair fighter. fight her. it's a 50/50 split, if you manage to avoid the fake nails. good luck!
  • Nicky: fight him. literally, he's so eager to fight. just do it. do it for him, maybe, if not for yourself. he just wants to fight.
  • Renee: G O O D L U C K
  • Neil: this boy's asking for a fight all the time, i think you have to wait in line for it
RFA + Minor Trio reacts to Otaku MC


-Okay listen, honEY

 -lowkey jealous of those anime boys in those animes and manga you look at


-He becomes the anime boy™ like hes not already

-Seriously, he buys a costume online and tries to seduce you with the power of cosplay, viktor nikiforov, inuyasha, he has got it.

-But, he’ll watch it with you because he cant escape it

-And will totally do the couple cosplay thing at cons if you wanna go w him
-people ask how he looks so handsome at them smh


-With being trapped in the world of LOLOL, he doesnt really watch anime that much


-He’ll try and watch the animes you bingewatch with you to have an excuse to be with you

-…gets addicted

-Cries with you when your faves die


-Struggles to balance addictions of LOLOL and anime to the point of doing both at same time


-A fellow… a fellow fan?!

-Never had time to watch anime or read the manga because of her job


-So when shE FINALLY HAS TIME ON HER HANDS WOO she watches anime with you after the cafe shift

-You guys get so invested into this one show, that you start yelling at this couple to just kiss already

-The tension is too thicc

-Lowkey gets a bookcase of manga,,, and becomes broke wow

-Thanks MC for getting her into this hell


-Is a closet otaku.

-he has a small collection of manga hidden behind the bookcase that he L O V E S

-So when you found out, you totally screamed



-You got him to watch a couple animes until

-He gets h o o k e d on this one anime


-Because cats. Cats are good and valid, don’t fight him on thiS CATS DESERVE MORE PROJECTS

-Stop this man before he starts a project with animators to make something about Elizabeth 3rd



-H O N E Y

-This man

-This man is the True Otaku.

-You wake up and he’s standing over you

-Dressed as Sailor Venus.

-“In the name of Love, I will severely tickle you!”

-“I dont think thats how it goe-”



-Seriously tho, yall watch anime a LOT and go to cons as your faves


-Scoffs and says he hates anime

-But you walked in on him one night doing whAT??


-But you end up dragging him to watch something

-You think he’ll like attack on titan but he’ll say that it’s not “gorey” and “cool” enough

-He’s just weirded out by the teeth and faces dont let him fool you



-He doesnt watch that much anime that much nor does he read manga, but will watch something with you because you’re there <3

-He’ll get so inspired by some of the backgrounds in some of them

-Lowkey sneaks a picture of you if you fall asleep the binge

-Worried about you staying up so late watching it

-“Its not healthy to stay up so late looking at a screen, MC”

-Worried bab


-You’ve got to be kidding me.

-Another person in their life who does nothing but obsess over this “anime stuff?!”

-Will tolerate the anime for you, his love

-But tazes Saeyoung if he recommends yET ANOTHER ANIME TO YOU

-You try dragging him to watch one, but he refuses over and over

-…one day.

Okay as promised, here is the (probably in)Complete List!

Compiled with the help of the amazing Aly @aquamarineoblivion

We saw the show on Wednesday, July 12th. We sat in the right hand box seats, with the 39 dollar rush tickets. Here is our (long!!!!!) review!

-At the beginning an ensemble member with an incredibly intimidating Russian accent said “Anyone with their phones out will be found by the KGB. Repeat offenders will be sent to Siberia!”
-During “Moscow” Marya SHOVES Sonya out of the way to go touch Natasha on the cheek and Sonya looks,,, a little offended
-During “The Private and Intimate Life of the House” both Mary and Bolkonsky pull audience members onstage
-Also I was really surprised but a lot of people found the line “They are there upon his head” really funny? Guys… it’s not that funny…
-Anatole’s Incredibly Dramatic Entrance™ in The Opera which he flung his head from side to side and walked in through the door in a way that, yes, would have been amusing had he not been s o g o o d l o o k i n g
-In “The Opera”, when they say “and took his place in the front row next to Dolokhov,” Anatole and Dolokhov do this elaborate bro-hug-handshake (think The Parent Trap with Lindsay Lohan) 
-Oh god in “Natasha and Anatole” whenever Anatole looks away from Natasha for like a second, Natasha would wrench open her locket and gaze into it like “don’t cheat, don’t cheat, don’t cheat”
-Then in “Charming”, Helene just… straight up rips the locket off Natasha’s neck and replaces it with pearls
-Literally everything about The Duel
-For the first like 2 minutes Anatole was just… lying in Dolokhov’s lap
-The Intense Strobe Lights
-The dancers got glow sticks and bracelets like it was a rave
-Halfway through a lady with glow sticks dripping off of her lay down on our staircase and asked us if we were enjoying the strobe lights as much as she was, then proclaimed, “I love glow sticks… Okay I’m sleepy I’m just going to lie here now”
-I didn’t see this but @aquamarineoblivion tells me that there was a guy on Stage Right wearing just chain link pants and humping the ground????
-Okay people talk about the people in BDSM gear but it’s not just like a guy with handcuffs, it’s (I think) Marya(!!!) in full-on leather straps with a whip and 2 (female) ensemble members in jet black bras and lingerie like, acting it all out kind of graphically almost?
-In “The Duel” Pierre walks towards Dolokhov after shooting him and then when Anatole says “Pierre STAND BACK!” he just stands there with his arms out like a target looking so hopeless which would have been heart-wrenching had I not thought of that “reverts into a T pose” thing because that was EXACTLY what he did
-As “The Duel” is transitioning into “Dust and Ashes,” when you can physically feel Pierre’s existential crisis, the two ensemble members in BDSM gear push past Pierre and Anatole (standing on the stage left stairs), almost knocking Anatole down 
-”Dust and Ashes” was… incredible and Oak sings it SO WELL oh my god
-In “Sunday Morning", Anatole positions himself at the side of the stage so that Natasha sees him in her mirror
-”Charming” is even gayer in person
-Oh god “The Ball” was a trip and a half
-EVERYONE except Natasha and Anatole were wearing elegant 19th century fursuits (the guys wore bear and wolf masks, the ladies wore either cat ears and tails or wings)
-After they danced the ecossaise, guys started dancing with guys and girls with girls
-During “Letters” when Dolokhov goes “a letter which I composed!”, Anatole looks at him exasperatedly like “BOI”
-I didn’t notice much of “Preparations” because it’s hard to pay attention to a song when an Incredibly Hot Lady with a violin wearing just a black bra and short skirt is twerking on the staircase near your box
-Although I did notice what might have been The Funniest little detail in the show- Anatole says “lend me fifty rubles,” and then when Pierre takes out his wallet and removes the 50 rubles, Anatole takes his wallet instead like GET FUCKIN PLAYED PIERRE and he (Pierre) is just like standing there like “that bad man just took my wallet”
-Balaga is incredible. Just. Incredible.
-Sonya is dancing in Balaga? Like? Why is you here sister
-Anatole and Dolokhov kiss in Balaga!
-Marya and Helene kiss in The Abduction!
-It’s two totally different dynamics though- Anatole and Dolokhov aren’t really making a big deal about it, it’s almost like “oh hey everyone’s focusing on Balaga, we should have a goodbye kiss”. However, Marya and Helene just like stand there for a minute and a half sucking face and then come apart looking so… shell-shocked and just kinda hold hands and stare into the middle distance for the rest of the song
-If you think Lucas Steele is hot, let me assure you that Lucas Steele with a violin is… also hot
-”The Abduction” was the Best song but I won’t say too much about it because of the Tonies performance
-In “Pierre and Anatole” when Pierre says “besides your pleasure” he motions towards Anatole’s crotch (and not subtly, either)
-Also Anatole looked so scared when Pierre was threatening him with the paperweight that you kinda almost felt bad for him?
-Oh god the saddest moment in the show wasn’t Dust and Ashes, it was in Pierre and Andrey. At the end, Mary runs towards Andrey to hug him, and Andrey pushes her away, and walks away just like his father. ;_;
-Of course after the show in case you were too sad everyone comes back on and dances in a circle to the “whoa-oh” melody (from The Duel + Balaga) 
-Dolokhov was wearing eyeliner (I know nothing about makeup, but according to Aly, it was on point)
-Just… the whole thing was such an INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCE???????????????????????????
-Oh yeah and then at stagedoor, everyone’s sharpies were kind of dying except for Lucas and Oak (of course.)
-Oh yeah and Natasha was played by Shoba Narayan who was SO SO SO GOOD? I was a little sad at first but she filled the Natasha role PERFECTLY???
-All in all: a life-changing experience. I would rate it 1812/10. Made me appreciate the plot, soundtrack, cast, and crew so much more.

Being Bruce Wayne’s Childhood Friend Turned Girlfriend Would Include...

Being Bruce Wayne’s Childhood Friend Turned Girlfriend would include…

Warnings: swearing. Im sorry im like this.


- Both of you meeting at a banquet when you were just five

- You played tag


- You got caught

   - A lot

- “I told you I was better!” *you blow raspberry*

- “Mom! Look! I have a new friend!! His name is Bruce!” “Hello Madam! I’m Bruce!”

   - T h e y  lo v e  h i m

      - Who doesn’t??¿¿

- “Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuucey!” “What’s wrong?!” “Can I have some water please?”

“Mommy, can (y/n) sleep over?” “Of course!

- His parents a d o r e you

- They always invite you over

- You accompany him on his yearly hikes with his dad

- You always play around the manor with him and Alfred

  - Usually tag and hide and seek



- He asked you out on your first ‘date’ on his tenth birthday ball

- It was on the hike; that year you both went alone

- He said “Look! (F/C) rocks!”

  - O B V I O U S L Y you followed them

- It lead to a bouquet of corndogs

  - Because you don’t care for flowers and UHM F O O D

- The card is a big cake with (F/C) frosting forming “Will you be my date to the ball?”

   - O f  c o u r s e

- You didn’t really think of it as a date; you were just ten at the time and you didn’t care about boys that way

- At the ball, you had a simple white dress and he was wearing an adorable suit and tie.

- You stayed at the snack bar and played with him; because EWWWW DANCING WITH A BOY

   - c o o t i e s

- Then your parents forced you


   - “Ow that’s my foot!”

   - “Dude my knee!”

   - “F U N N Y B O N E”

- You just swayed around when the slow song came on

- Then you saw him smile as he placed his hand on your waist and felt a SBDOSBFJSHSOFBFUXNSL right in your heart and you fucking knew you loved this boy

- You were just ten but you knew for a fact that you were gonna marry this boy

   - “I dare you to tell me I won’t marry him, (o/b/f/n). I fucking dare you.”

- So, at the end of the day, when you went back home

- You fucking kissed his cheek before running away

- You didn’t see him hold a hand to his cheek and blush madly

- And you didn’t know that he felt the same thing as you had earlier



- You arrived at the crime scene not giving a flying fuck when the cops said you couldn’t trespass

- “(y/n)… They’re gone… I’ll never get to tell them I love them anymore…” “Bruce, I’m here for you… Always.”

- Ofc you cried With him; They were like your second parents

- Alfred often called you over during the time he wanted to test himself

  • “BRUCE!” “It’s okay, it’s just a little burn.” “YOUR WHOLE HAND IS RED”
  • “Eat.” “I’m not hungry.” “Eat, or I swear I’m gonna shove this down your throat.”

One day, you were invited over.

  • “Is it a special occasion?” “No, I just want you to see something…”

- It was getting to watch his Training with Alfred.

- G o d d a m n  

- H e  l o o k e d  s o  g o o d

- He was so concentrated

- And that’s when you discovered something new



- You saw some girl appear next to you

- She was so quiet you got fucking scared

- “Hey.” “H-hey… I like your hair, it looks fucking awesome.” “Thanks, I’m Selina, but my friends call me Cat.”

- “Hi (y/n)! You’ve met Cat, I see? :)” “Yes I have; w-why is she here??”

   - ((B e i n g  l o w k e y  j e a l o u s))

- “She saw who killed my parents.”


- Trying to hide it but she knows what’s up

- She’s so fucking disrespectful to Alfred you have to restrain yourself from attacking her

- When she left you turned to Bruce

- “Who the f-” “Ahem, Miss. (l/n).” “Sorry, Alfred. Who the fricketty-frack?!”

- “I told you!” “WHY IS SHE HERE?!” “She needs to get accommodated and acquainted with me if she’s going to testify.”

- “Ah. I c.” “Why are you so con-” “nO rEaSoN.”


- You had come over to his house to speak with him about your feelings for him and what do you walk in on?

- Cat kissing him.

- A n d  h i m  k i s s i n g  b a c k

   - You hid ofc.

- “Do you fucking think im ever going to let him look at me again?¿?¿”

- You were running away as you bumped into Alfred and he asked if you were okay.

   - Your eyes started welling up with tears as you said “Absolutely.”

- You didn’t want to see him anymore. It hurt a lot to see him love someone else.

- You were thirteen, and had experienced heartbreak. It’s not like you enjoyed it. It felt terrible; you wanted to die. You felt unloved and useless to anyone.

- One day your phone rang

   - “Ms. (l/n), Master Bruce would very much appreciate If you came by for a short visit-”

   - “No.”


- You came over. You were gonna tell him.

   - Screw the consequences.

- You walked in on the same fucking girl.

- But Bruce was crying.

- “I didn’t see who killed your parents. I lied.”


- You punched her in the face and she scratched your cheek.

- She left with a bloody nose :)


  • You turned back to him and he was still teary eyed
  • You hugged him so hard he had to say “I-I can’t breathe…”
  • When you pulled back you looked at him
  • The young boy you had always known to be a little happy joker ((hehe)) was turning into a man, bent on justice.
  • And you still loved him.
  • So you kissed him.
  • He was taken aback, but kissed back
  • He placed his hands on your waist and yours on his shoulders
  • You kissed for like five minutes but it wasn’t enough
  • Alfred was the one who ruined it
  • “Master Bruce- oh my…” “Alfred I can explai-” “FINALLY!”
  • “I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS BLOODY DAY SINCE HIS TENTH BIRTHDAY.” He chants as he stomps around the mansion
  • “So… How long have you liked me Bruce…?”
  • “Since my tenth birthday ball… What about you?”
  • “The same thing…”
  • That one question burning your insides. So you let it out
  • “Why did you kiss Selina?”
  • “I didn't… She kissed me…”
  • Tears forming and him wiping them away when they fall
  • “I only love you, (y/n)…”

((bts thats not my gif :)))

anonymous asked:

What would the dad 2ps do if they saw Thier teenage daughter about to kiss Thier date good night on the front porch?💋

2P! Italy:
- tries to restrain the urge to purge someone
- slides in between them
-“eHEM. It’s already past mi bambina’s bedtime, so please leave…rat”
- deadly glare from the 9th circle of hell
- dates have been officially banned for now

2P! Germany:
- “wHOOO! GET SOME, SWEETHEART” “DAD OMG” “o shit, um did I interrupt something,,,,,,?”
- realizes he ruined shit for his daughter
- “oh ahahahah….carry on”
- walks inside the house
- casually spies on them through the window

2P! Japan:
- cue murderous aura
- his daughter saw a very unamused Kuro through the window
- “w e ’ l l t a l k l a t e r”
- “ehehehehe I think you should really go”
- prepare to feel the wrath of Kuro Honda

2P! Romano:
- fucking videotapes it
- “my sweet baby *sniff* they grow up so fast”
- gives her the tape for her birthday
- gets disowned for 2 weeks

2P! Prussia:
- how to delete a memory
- Protective Dad Gilen™
- “(daughter’s nAME)–”
- his daughter immediately rushes inside
- glares at the poor dude while closing the door

2P! Austria:
- creeps behind his daughter while l o o k i n g at the guy
- confused daughter
- “looks like your moment got cut short (like his life)” “….did you do something?” “I just arrived”
- like she’ll believe you

2P! America:
- he literally just said ‘cough’
- gets in between them
- “go on”
- smug grin

2P! England:
- waits for his daughter to come inside “sweetie, can we talk for a bit?”
- proceeds to give her ‘the talk’
- “dad I already know about that wth”

2P! Canada:
- tries to remain calm (unlike last time)
- casually destroys the doorknob on the way out
- “dad what happened omg” “who tf was that piece of shit” “someone,,,,,, oH- WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOOR //SWEATS”
- chases after the guy
- he was never seen again

2P! France:
- ignores it for now
- but breakfast is all like
- “so what else happened with you two last night?” “wOT-”
- daughter rambles some shitty excuses
- “…i was just asking”

2P! Russia:
- usually v calm n shit
- unless it comes to his daughter
- males are officially banned from existing (except him)

2P! China:
- “what the shit???? I didn’t even get any dates when I was her age”
- acts all sad n shit when his daughter came in
- rip zao
- disowned for 10 days

2P! South Korea&
- poor guy practically shat his pants
- yonsu wtf
- disowned for a month

Tiny Hero au

the au where the Defenders are in high school and suffering:

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SVT Cute Jobs; Minghao !!

Originally posted by lunarjun

how is this fluffy child so CUTe im crying inside 


-this duuuuuuude

-okay so he’s probably the best dancer i’ve ever seen in my whole life wOWOWOW

-so when he was little he took up martial arts but he was then like

-nah little thughao is gonna learn how to dance like a god damn prO


-so after a while of practising he became really good at freestyling and breakdancing and stuff

-so good that he was asked to  join a street dance group

-like a really famous one

-he got really confident about his dancing so he recorded himself dancing on weibo

-i love a man that promotes himself

-the leader was so shook that he messaged him like straight away aking him about the group and stuff

-his nickname in the group was first infinity because that how many times he can do head spins

-an infinite amount of times

-can you believe he doesn’t get dizzy at all over that

-but he then changed his name to The8

-it suited him better tbh

-good choice

-when he joined he got a shirt with his name on it and the groups name too awwwWWW 

-he was so excited about this too

-his group are like his second family

-only bigger

-the whole group meets up on saturdays (maybe sundays) and other days too whenever anyone is free

-they also goes to the leader’s house sometimes for food and just to hang out until the early hours of the morning its such a nice feeling 

-he loves his family

-speaking of family

-and the leader


-younger sister

-you’re not that keen on dancing yourself but you’re supportive af of your brother and his group and you see his group as a sort of backbone to his career

-you’re also considered family to them since you’re close with a couple of people in the group cause they’re in your college

-and everytime they come over to hang out with the leader they include you in whatever plans they have for the next week

-cause as i said

-you fam

-one day your mum asked you to buy and take snacks down for your bro because he forgot them

-so you go to the local supermarket

-hop on a bus and a train and call him from outside the station

-he gets the call and picks up straight away knowing its you

-he could be so stern and moody when someone or something isn’t doing the right thing

-and then his whole face lights up when you call him

-and little minghao is just like what

-he’s never seen his face switch so quickly

-”y/n!! what’s up?”

-”mum wanted me to get out the house. i have snacks??”

-”i’m getting you right now! oh yeah there’s someone i want you to meet!! hes a new member and he’s really good at dancing!!”

-poor little minghao hes so cONFUSED BLESS

-he puts the phone down and just grabs minghao’s hand and heads to the station

-like is he playing match-oh

-”where are we going??”

-”i want you to meet someone shes close to everyone in the group”

-hes just rushing minghao to meet you

-and you’re just standing at the station waiting for him

-until you hear your name being called in the distance

-and you just turn around to see your brother and a random kid

-but this random kid???




-like ho W

-he gave you a head pat and took the snacks

-you fuck e r

-”yeah…minghao y/n y/n minghao”

-you smile to him and he smiles back and you’re crying on the inside becuase hes just so cute

-and he’s thinkin that too!

-”he’s really good at dancing remember that video i shared of that kid who mixed that tumble with the popping and the spinning?”

-”oh yeah! that was pretty cool”

-”thanks..you’re pretty.”

-both you and your bro look to him like just repeated the declaration of independence in perfect hungarian 

-w h a t

-”what was that minghao?”

-”i-i-i mean that she’s prett… cool. i mean i’ve only met you for like 10 minutes but you’re cool!!”

-and that was how you two started off your friendship

-it was so sweet at the start 

-but really limited

-he felt like he couldn’t talk to you in a group unless he was next you you

-and your bro designated him to picking you up every time the group met up

-so he asked for your number and you gave it to him


-in a couple weeks there was going to be a big showcase in the underground dance community

-and it was held every couple months

-so you being you

-you wanted to support everyone 

-but mostly


-you were his friend

-but you…..wait for it

-also liked him

-and a lot


-your brother knew the second you called him the night before

-”lemme guess you’re gonna call me about how minghao’s doing”

-”no wait yes wait no wait yes–”

-”i know he wants to impress you and you wanna tell him that you like him and stuff but you need to slEEP”


-but yeah

-minghao was clueless about you liking him

-because….wait for it

-he liked you back!!

-wait why were you lot not surprised wha t

-he liked you too much to think of anything else

-in the morning you ask your mum if you can go to see them perform

-but for some odd reason your mum doesn’t let you go and youre like 3 emotions

-1. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

-2. ಥ_ಥ

-3. ᕕ(╯°□°)ᕗ

-the third one meant that you were gonna sneak out

-your mum normally goes out to a weekly book club on this night so you were gonna sneak out during the time she was out

-so she doesn’t freak the fuck out 

-you leave a note on the door explaining why you were gone

-and off you went

-you just wore jeans and a t-shirt with converse and a denim jacket since it wasnt that cold outside

-hop on a bus a train then another bus

-and you see your brother outside the tunnel to the club

-”bro what are you doing??”

-”waiting for–wait i thought mum said you couldn’t go”

-ah, but the art of being a re-”

-”you snuck out didn’t you?”

-”yes sir”

-”i’ll make up an excuse”

-”no need to i put a letter on the door!”

-”the one in your hand?”

-”oh god”

-”ill make up that excuse and just text her”

-”thank you”

-you mumbled before heading inside but not before putting the letter in the bin

-thumping music and sweaty people surrounded the walls

-yep its definitely an underground club

-”what’s the competition for again??”

-”trophy and bragging rights to other groups”

-”nice bro you better win”

-”we got this”

-your brother goes backstage while you’re standing in the crowd looking to the stage

-while you’re lookin at the stage you see your bro on the sidelines with minghao and you just smile so much cause it’s nice to see what they’re relationship is like

-narrator voice; MEANWHILE

-minghaos just worrying his ass off cause he can’t see you in the crowd

-and he then sees you

-the glint in your eye helped him find you

-and he just has the cutest smile on


-so the competition gets underway

-and it’s minghao’s solo

-wait solo

-you were shook to find this out



-he did so well and the music fit perfectly to what he was doing on stage

-when he finished he looked for you in the crowd again

-and when he found you he just put a finger heart up to you and you could of sworn that there was a tear on your cheek 


-that was so cuTE


-the whole group did really well and no brainer they won!! 

-you were so happy about it

-you were able to go backstage to find them

-and once you did

-idk why but you got so emotional!! you’re so cute aw

-you say the group who were also in tears too

-but then you couldn’t find minghao

-which kinda upset you a little

-maybe he was- oh never mind he was just behind you the whole damn time

-you turn around and just launch yourself into his arms

-”you did it i’m so proud of you!!! and i like you….a lot!!”

-it was so loud back there so you had to shout it in his ear

-he thought you said something else

-hmmmmmm like

-”you do?! i like food too!”

-and you’re there like

-wait wHAt 


- h u h 

-you two escape outside where you’re still huggin and shit like awwwww but seriously just confess to each other already we’VE BEEN WAITING

-”you did amazing out there i can’t believe it!”

-”i can’t believe it ei-”

-”okay so i like you a lot but i couldn’t find the time to say it because you’re too cool and cute at the same time how does that work anyways i just wanted to say i really like you that’s it that all i’ve wanted to say”

-he just broke 



-”ooooOOOOOh so that’s what you said back there! i thought you said you like food!”

-”what?? no!”

-”good cause i got confused. and…i like you too.”

-then in his mind he just goes fuck it and kisses your cheek because nothing bad can happen right

-just at that time



-”y/N WHERE ARE YOU-oh there you are- wait”


-and he shouts

-”f i N A L L Y    D O    Y O U    K N O W     H O W    L O N G     W E    W E R E    W A I T I N G     F O R    T H  I  S     T O    H A P P E N”

-you and minghao laugh at what he said because A you dont give a fuck and B y’all love each other a lot 


-you two support each other like crutches supporting a leg and you’re just so happy for him like wow

-”where have you two been?”

-”oh..you forgot to text her…didn’t you?”

-”yeah…..we got bragging rights!”

My Sadie: A Lars/Sadie Fanfic

The warm, salty air of Beach City that Lars had grown up with was suddenly so foreign as he stands barefoot in the sand, staring at Steven’s house.

“Come on!”

“The Crystal Gems said we could go inside the house, Lars.” The Rutile Twins chime in, the duo smiling at their rose-colored friend.

He kicks the sand for a moment, watching the sand drift with the wind into the sea. Being on Earth again…It almost felt wrong to him.

“I-I want to see where the other gems live too! They said that we would be safe here.” Rhodonite speaks up, staring at Lars and awaiting a response from their apparent leader.

 I s… e v e r y t h i n g  a l r i g h t, L a r s ?” The giant caterpillar puts a hand on his shoulder, causing him to snap back into reality.

“Y-Yeah guys… I’m fine…” He says. “Can you guys go ahead? I just want to make sure no one sees me go to the house… This town is used to seeing the Crystal Gems, so seeing you guys go inside the house should be overlooked by them.” The gems collectively look at each other and nod, well everyone except for Padparadscha, who stands there spaced out as per usual.

“I just had a wondrous vision that we were transported to Lars’ home planet!” The small gem equivalent to Internet Explorer announces to her friends. Finding some humor in her usual antics, a smile forms on Lars’ face.

“We’ve been here for over an hour now, Paddy” Rhodonite tells her. “You’re getting slower with your predictions somehow.” The group smiles a bit at her for trying to help her stay up-to-date on current events.

“W e  s h o u l d  g e t  g o i n g  i n s i d e  l i k e  L a r s  s a i d  t o.” Fluorite interrupts after a few minutes of a dreadful, awkward silence.

The smaller gems take Fluorite’s leave and follow her to the house. It doesn’t take long for Fluorite’s ability to enter such a small house to become a bit of an issue. The Rutiles and Rhodonite try to assist Fluorite in her plight, while Padparadscha makes another stunning prediction: “Fluorite is going to get stuck in the front door of the other gems’ home!”

Lars stands on the beach, trying to convince himself to step off of the shoreline and go to the house.


“A little help here!?” The Rutiles calls to him as the wood of the front door frame becomes distorted, tailored to Fluorite’s rounded figure. Sighing heavily, he forces himself to rush towards his friends and get the situation sorted out, watching for any familiar faces that could be going near the house.

Thankfully not seeing anyone, Lars stands on the deck of the house and concerns himself with helping Fluorite into the house and pushes his worries to the back of his mind for a bit, a talent of his.

“Can’t you unfuse to at least get through the door?” Lars asks, familiar with gems’ functions of merging together and even returning to a rock state when they suffer too much damage. He heaves and tries to help the Rutiles and Rhodonite push Fluorite through the door, as she struggles to fit through the door and come up with a response.

“L a r s,  y o u  k n o w  t h a t  I  d o n ‘ t  l i k e  t o  u n f u s e.” She protests as she strains her head back to the deck where the gems are trying to push her through.

A sudden burst of strength pushes Fluorite through the door frame and into the kitchen counter. The off-colors look to each other in confusion, only to see a new addition to their group: Lion.

“A creature the same color as Lars will appear from a portal and help us get Fluorite through the door!” Padparadscha announces, gaining sighs of exhaustion and slight frustration at the play by play announcements by their companion.

“I’ve seen you before… You’re Steven’s pet, right?”

Lion stares back at his human counterpart with blank eyes before nuzzling his head into Lars’ hand. The pastel teen stares at the lion in confusion at the sudden affection given to him. Suddenly, Lion gently bites at Lars’ hand to try to pull him towards him.

“What are you doing!?”

“What is that thing…?” Rhodonite and Rutile stand in the doorway near Fluorite, cowering from the feline.

“It’s a lion.” Having Lars’ attention torn away from him, Lion roars at him, causing the group to jump up, startled in unison. Lion grabs onto Lars’ clothes and tries to drag him along with him. “Let me go! What are you doing to me!?” The rose-colored cat throws his head towards the beach just below them. “W-What? You can go there without me! I don’t want to go. Someone will see me…”

Now annoyed, Lion roars once again, entering the house and pushing past the off-colored gems to go to Steven’s room and take a hoodie from the bed, returning it to Lars. He takes it from the creature, amazed at the lack of slobber from being retrieved by the cat in a less than graceful manner.

Lars holds the hoodie up and stares at it. “Why is one of my hoodies here?”

No one answers his question, and the only response he gets is Lion nuzzling the hoodie against his body. “Alright, alright, I’ll put it on!” Lars snaps at Lion. “It’s not going to make me look less pink though.,.”

As soon as Lars puts on the hoodie, Lion grabs Lars and makes him get onto his back. Having a little time to hold on, Lars pulls on Lion’s long, light pink mane. Lion whimpers a bit in discomfort before shaking his body to try to readjust his new passenger. Moments later, he takes Lars and leaves the house using his signature transportation abilities.

“Everyone! The lion is going to abduct Lars!” Padparadscha gasps as the gems, except for the trapped Fluorite in the house, goes to try to follow Lion.


“Where are you taking me?! Put me down!” Lars protests as soon as they pass through the portal. Suddenly, he falls onto the ground and finds himself with an intense back pain from landing on concrete from a sidewalk. His gaze travels from the ground to the house casting a shadow over him. Suddenly, he begins to scramble onto his feet. “Lion! Why did you take me to my-” He turns around rapidly, trying to find the newly disappeared Lion. “Stupid cat!” he hisses under his breath as he brushes himself off and flicks the hood onto his head.

He stands in the front yard of his house, finding himself more and more anxious at the sight. Damn cat! Why did he bring me here…? Why here of all places!? I would rather be back at the Big Donut instead of here. Just anywhere but here…

Curiosity eats away at him. It’s been more than a year since he’s been home, his slightly longer and unruly hair would testify for that, as well as his own personal count of days and nights that were more or less based on how many times he would go to bed, forced to be clothed during which due to being on a strange alien planet with a group of girls. Plus there was always that off chance of the alien movies he had watched with Sadie at some point or another being accurate. Wouldn’t want to ‘invite’ any aliens to do any weird things…

He shakes his head at the thought and shivers.

Creeping towards the door of the house, he rings the doorbell before hearing a baby’s cry. How could that be? He knew that this was still where his parents lived unless someone had conveniently bought the same exact car they had for the past ten years, containing all of the dents from previous driving practices with Lars’ parents. Hearing the creaking of the floor as someone approached the front door from the inside of the house, Lars finds himself too scared for this confrontation. He knew what he heard. He knew what that could only mean as well. His parents must have adopted another kid. You can only wait so long for a missing person to come back before it’s time to give up. And now, it seems that his parents reached that point and then some, opting to replace their problematic teenage son. Flight over fight kicks in and Lars dives off of the deck into one of the bushes on the side of the house.

The front door creaks open, “Hello?” A few moments of no response leads to a few choice words by Mr. Barriga, condemning the pranks of the neighborhood kids.

“Who was it, honey?” He hears his mother’s voice from the inside of the house, thanks to the particularly thin walls of the side of the house.

“Just another damn kid trying to have fun ditching the door as soon as they ring.” His father responds in his aggravated tone of voice that Lars knew all too well. “It’s alright, buddy. You’re okay.” He hushes the still upset baby in a tone of voice that Lars becomes convinced is too nice for it to belong to his father. Not after the years of defying him whether it be with his grades, stretching his ears, and whatever else that happened either by happenstance or on purpose.

Lars remains in the bush for a while, silent and listening to his parent’s conversation. They don’t even miss me! They replaced me. He feels tears start to blur his vision, and his throat began to burn at the sensation of suppressing the urge to cry.

“This is so… So stupid! Why did I even come back home for?” He grips the bushes tightly as he forces himself up and begins to storm off. He walks along the sidewalk towards the general direction of Steven’s house, murmuring to himself and not paying attention to his surroundings. His hood covering his face as he looks down and methodically kicking a rock along his path, he continues to talk to himself as a few tears stream down his face in anger, and sadness at the fact that his parents would replace him like this. I know that everyone liked me better when Steven was in my body that one time… but I didn’t know that they would rather have someone replace me than to wait for me to return home!

In anger, he kicks the stone a little too far ahead of him into the flip-flop of a person walking on the sidewalk alongside him, going the opposite direction. “Ow!” A familiar voice rings out in pain, only to have Lars block it out with his angry thoughts.

Lars continues to walk on.

“Hey! What’s the big ide-” They have a hand on Lars’ shoulder as they pull them back to turn them around, only to see his face. He quickly turns back around and picks up the pace going back to Steven’s.

The short blonde stands there gawking at the sight of Lars. Alive, after all this time. A bit different in hue than before, but that didn’t matter. Her eyes become watery as she sees him continue to go away from her. “L-Lars…?” She says rather quietly before beginning to chase him down. “Lars!” She calls out as they reach the beach, away from everyone else. “Lars! I know you can hear me!”

The pink youth stops in his tracks at her familiar chastising. He finds himself feeling like a deer in the headlights. He can’t just continue running from her, she’ll follow. Inhaling, he turns around to face her, looking terrified and confused as to why she would follow him. “H-Hey…”

“Hey? That’s all you’re going to say to me after being gone almost two years?” She breaks into a sob as she forces him into a hug, causing a false sense of security before she lets go and suddenly begins to drill him with questions. “Where the hell have you been?! I haven’t seen you or Steven anyone in so long now-”

“Didn’t Steven tell you? I was on Homeworld with some of the other gems.”

“Why didn’t you leave the ship with us? Why didn’t you jump back into the water with everyone?!” Her tone of voice becomes less and less controlled, her voice cracking as she asks the second question. “We hadn’t seen you in so long, everyone thought you were dead!”

“Well to be quite honest I was until Steven brought me back and I turned into this. I already was there. They have a new kid now and they completely forgot about me. It’s probably for the best anyway…” Her gaze weighs heavily on him as he finds himself unable to look away. She hasn’t changed much at all, looking the same as she did the day that he left Earth. The scar on her face had faded a bit, granted, but staring at her long enough made it still visible.

“Lars, what are you talking about? Your parents wouldn’t-”

“Sadie, I was at the house! I know what I saw! They adopted a kid and they were talking like I don’t even exist to them anymore!” He gripped his hands into fists before his inner storm tempted him to walk off and be by himself.

“They wouldn’t talk like that about you if they knew you were here… Everyone has their own way of coping and-”

“So what? Did you replace me too? Are you working with someone else at the Big Donut now without me? Are you someone else’s-” He stops himself from saying anything else at that, biting his lip and tasting the salt water from his tears that were still going down his face from his outburst.

The wind blows and fills the vacancy caused by silence. “You just think everyone is out to get you or that you’re the victim in all of this and no one else has the right to feel bad… I wouldn’t replace you, Lars! We’ve worked together for a long time now, but that doesn’t even mean anything to you. You ran when you saw me. Just like you ran when I needed your help back then!” She says through her sobbing.

His eyes widen at the sight of her crying. There was that annoying feeling again. Guilt.

“I- I’m sorry! Okay?! This is why I ran when I saw you. I didn’t want to hurt you any more than I did already!” He falls silent before murmuring, “I guess I’m the same as I was before… why did I even get brought back if I can’t keep my promise to become someone who is worth reviving?” He starts to turn around, seeing her red in the face and still crying from yelling at him, figuring that there is nothing left to say.

“Lars, you don’t get it. If you want to change, stop running. Stop running when I just want to see you again after so long. Stop running from your friends… your family… me.” She speaks up in an eerily calm voice upon seeing the back of his hoodie again, a sight she was beginning to loathe.

Feeling like a dog yanked on a leash, he turns his head around due to his better judgment telling him to. “Fine. I’ll stop running from you.”

“Good.” She says. “Will you actually talk to me now…? Without fighting…?”

“I… I owe you that much.” He sighs before running his hands through his locks of hair. “Can we just… go talk over near the steps? I don’t want anyone else to see me…” Her heart sinks at seeing how serious his face is as he pleads with her to stay out of sight. It’s a different kind of plea, different from when he would plead to go hang out with the Cool Kids to try to seem aloof and mysterious. Different from his pleas to leave work early whether it be out of laziness or wanting to get a video game after work. Different from the Lars she knew.

The two walk over to the steps and sit down at the edge of them. “What… what happened to you?”

“Like I said, I ended up dying on Homeworld fighting a gem and then Steven revived me, and I turned pink-”

“No,” She interjects. “I’m not talking about what happened to your appearance. I’m talking about what happened to you.”

“What do you mean…?”

“You’re so… different. I’ve never seen you so serious or depressing in my life.”

Her pink friend scoffs at the remark. “You would have hated to know me in junior high then.” After a few moments, he shrugs. “I… I don’t know what happened other than the fact I don’t seem human anymore. That could be because of me being pink or just because I had to fight gems for so long.”

“So what if you’re pink? You could be a god damn rainbow for all I care. Isn’t Beach City already used to seeing Steven’s friends, the Crystal Gems? They’re not exactly normal colored either,”

“They aren’t human. What does that make me then, Sadie?” He stares at her, his eyes glossy as they were before when tears threatened to fall from his face.

“You’re… You’re Lars! You’re still you.” His face darkens a bit at her remark.

“You didn’t answer me, what am I?” She looks to him with a cautious look, not scared of him but scared of herself with the very real chance she’ll say something wrong, and never have a chance to apologize for it afterward if he chooses to never talk to her again.

“I already told you. You are you. Why does there have to be some other answer to that?”

“Because I’m not good enough, I’m not good enough for my parents or for work or for y-” She hugs him tightly, stopping him from saying anything else.

“That’s not true…” She says in a hushed voice. He finds himself feeling as though he’s about to fall apart despite feeling oddly comforted in her embrace. “Don’t tell yourself that…”

A few minutes of silence graces the conversation, the ocean breeze takes away the heat of the argument and carries it elsewhere.

“Hey, Lars!”

“You’re back!” The Rutiles lean on the top of the balcony and peer down at their friend and a stranger.

“Who is that?”

“Why are they with you?”

The two suddenly break away, red in the face from embarrassment. “T-This is my friend Sadie.” He says in a stammering voice. “R-Rutiles, Sadie. Sadie, Rutiles.”

Sadie stares up at the Rutiles rather cautious of seeing another gem since the incident. “Is- is that another one of the gems that abd-”

“No! No, this is a homeworld gem who helped me all this time I was gone. They’re cool. Rhodonite, Padparadscha, and Fluorite are cool too.” He says rather nervously, never having to have introduced Sadie to anyone before or explain who is who.

The two get onto their feet and walk up the steps where Fluorite and Rhodonite see Sadie for the first time as well.

“I-It’s nice to meet all of you. Lars says that you guys helped him when he was… not on Earth.” Sadie tries to overcome the introvert in her to be polite.

“I t ‘ s  n i c e  t o  m e e t  y o u. I  a m  F l o r i t e. W h a t  i s  y o u r  n a m e ,  h u m a n ? “

“S-Sadie. My name is Sadie. It’s nice to meet you, too.” Rhodonite stays behind Fluorite for a few minutes, evaluating Sadie.

“Everyone! Lars has returned to us and has brought a companion!” Padparadscha announces just a few minutes late. Sadie raises an eyebrow at Padparadscha before Lars bursts out laughing.

“She does that… This is Paddy… Uh… Padparadscha.” Lars introduces Sadie to her. Sadie finds his laughter to be comforting, at least something hadn’t changed about him. She finds herself giggling a bit too.

“It’s nice to meet you.” She says, reaching out a hand to the short gem before Fluorite takes her hand instead.

“S u c h  a  l o v e l y  h u m a n . I t ‘ s  n i c e  t o o  m e e t  y o u  t o o.” Fluorite smiles gingerly as she shakes hands with Sadie. “I t  i s  s u c h  a  s h a m e  t h a t  y o u  a r e n ‘ t  a  g e m.  L a r s , d o  y o u  i n t e n d  t o  f u s e  w i t h  S a d i e ?”

His face turns a hot pink at the question, “W-What?! Fluorite, humans can’t fuse-”

Padparadscha reaches her hand out to Sadie. “It’s nice to meet you too. I predicted you would want to shake hands with me, so please feel free to do so.”

Sadie awkwardly takes her hand away from Fluorite and shakes hands with Padparadscha as originally intended.

Rhodonite finally stops hiding from Sadie and approaches her timidly, holding out a hand. “We- I’m Rhodonite. I-It’s nice to meet you.”

“It’s nice to meet you all too,” Sadie says with a small smile, shaking hands with her as well. Her face looks a bit washed up from crying during her confrontation with Lars, but after meeting the gems, her face has gone back to normal for the most part.

Lars smiles at their interaction and stands there against the railing of the deck, preferring to just observe.

“Do you want to come inside?”

“We tried making human food!” The Rutiles smile, gesturing to the door. While Lars looks to them in a complete horror of what state the kitchen could possibly be in, Sadie nods with curiosity. They all enter the house once more, Fluorite having fewer difficulties with it than before.

“So… where is it?”

“The food is in here!”

“This is the human food preparation room, right?” The Rutiles ask, taking Sadie and Lars over to the bathroom where a pile of rocks sit in the toilet and are causing it to just barely overflow.

“A-Actually this is the bathroom,” Lars speaks up, seeing their attempt at cooking and not knowing what he really expected.


“Room?” They ask Lars with slightly tilted heads in bewilderment.

“It’s where humans- nevermind. I just have to clean this up really quick, I guess.” Lars enters the bathroom and begins to contemplate where they even got the rocks to put into the toilet.

“This is the kitchen… Er… the food preparation room.” Sadie leads the Rutiles over to the kitchen and gives them a brief cooking lesson on cereal, not brave enough to entrust them with the abilities of a stove. It takes over an hour to get them to make the cereal, Fluorite and Rhodonite watching from the couch, and Padparadscha telling of her latest ‘visions of the future’ which happens to always be the previous step of making cereal, throwing off the Rutiles as they try to follow along with Sadie.

“Is it done now?”

“Can we eat?” They ask Sadie as they look curiously at the bowl of cereal on the kitchen counter.

“Yeah! Go ahead and try it.” One of the Rutiles plants their face into the bowl of cereal, attempting to eat it that way. The other rather intricately tries to drink the cereal like water or the like until they suddenly put it down.

“That tastes so weird!”

“Can I try some of yours?” One of the Rutiles asks the other, now mimicking the action of drinking it as if it were a cup.

“This is good!”

“You’re so weird, Rutile.” The other one looks to their counterpart in bewilderment.

Lars exits the restroom a few minutes later, carrying a watery bag full of rocks that drip on the wooden floor. “Please never try cooking in the toilet again.” He gazes at the Rutiles as they have created a mess with their cereal.

“Lars will return to us bearing a gift in a black bag! And his zipper is down on his pants.” Padparadscha announces to the room, causing Lars to freak out, drop the bag, and rush to the restroom again before returning with a red face. He grabs the bag again and tosses it out onto the beach. He gazes up at the familiar night sky before going inside once more.

Sadie’s phone rings in her back pocket and she grabs it out, answering. “Hey, mom. I’m fine I just… went on a walk after work. Yeah. Yeah, it’s all good I already ate.” Her facial expression changes a bit after something is said on the other end of the phone call. “Yeah… I’m fine I promise. I-I’ll head home right now. Love you, bye.”

She sighs in a way that Lars knows all too well. Her frustration of having a doting mother is bubbling up a bit, as noted by the look on her face. “A-Are you alright?”

“… I’m fine. I need to go home.”

“W-Wait, I’ll walk you home.” Lars stutters as he looks up to her, worried by the look on her face.

“It’s fine, you said you didn’t want to be seen by anyone you know anyways. With my luck, you’ll see Ronaldo and he’ll make a blog about you or something.” Sadie begins to walk out, her pink stray puppy of a friend following close behind her.

“I-It’s fine! It’s dark enough outside right now that no one will see me-” Lars loses his footing on a floorboard and falls on top of her.

Silence fills the room for a few moments before Padparadscha suddenly declares her most important news all night, it seems as she stands on the coffee table and speaks even louder than before giving her ‘prediction.’

“Lars will soon trip on a floorboard and fall on top of his human friend, face battling her!”

The two break apart rather quickly from their accidental kiss as soon as Padparadscha announces it to the group, her blessing, and curse. Scrambling to his feet, Lars goes to help Sadie up and apologize. “I-I’m sorry, I-”

“Why do you always apologize for that…?” She looks up at him, her face glowing red. “Lars, don’t you feel anything? After the time on that island together-” She stopped herself, seeing Lars avoiding eye contact like the plague. “Never mind… I get it… I’ll be leaving now…” She begins to walk out the damaged door, courtesy of Fluorite.

“Wait!” Lars looks to her. “Are you… going to tell my parents…?”

He suddenly cringes at the sound of Sadie raising her voice at him, a bit of an unusual occurrence. “Really Lars? That is what you want to stop me for?! I don’t even care anymore, just go be a selfish jerk like you usually are.” She runs out of the house and down the steps by the time that Lars begins to follow her, seeing it as too dangerous to follow her into Beach City. Anyone could see him. All she would have to do is scream to bring attention to herself and him.

Seeing her blond hair sway side to side as she runs from the house, Lars lets himself sink to his knees while against the deck railing. She was right, he was selfish. That’s not any sort of news to him. The only thing that made it seem new was Sadie calling him out on it and lashing out at him. It wasn’t like her…

“You should talk to her.”
“Go after her,” One of the Rutiles’ hands go onto Lars’ shoulder to try to cheer him up a bit or motivate him.

“But I… but she doesn’t want me to. She wouldn’t have run otherwise.”

“Everyone! The human Sadie is going to leave the house very upset shortly, but I wonder why?” Padparadscha’s innocent prediction gains a bit of a bitter look from Lars.

“Really Padparadscha? Face battle?” He references her prior ‘prediction’ or rather, a narration of events shortly after.

“I s n ‘ t  t h a t  w h a t  i t ‘s  c a l l e d ?” Fluorite speaks up. “G e m s  d o  n o t  d o  s u c h  a  t h i n g .  W e  o n l y  f u s e.”

“I-It’s… it’s called kissing.” Lars explains to the blissfully unaware Off-Colored gems.

Rhodonite’s expression changes shortly after, staring down at the ground, thinking about this new term. “…Can we try that?”

“What? No!” Lars begins to show discomfort. “I-it’s more for… people that you love in a special way.”

“Then do you love that human girl in that special way?” Without time to reply whether it be snarky or otherwise, Lars is interrupted when said human girl returns onto the deck with tears in her eyes, staring at Lars as she catches her breath from running back.

“I-I’m sorry… I didn’t mean what I said then…”

“It’s fine,” Lars says rather indifferently. “Isn’t your mom going to kill you for still being gone? You said you were going back home.”

“I… I called her on the way home and said that I forgot something at work. That bought me some time.”

“Oh, okay.” He says, looking to her with fragility. Both in the sense of being sensitive at that time himself, and not wanting to hurt Sadie with his words anymore. “You should probably get going then… huh? It wouldn’t be good for you to go home telling your mom you were actually late from being at a guy’s house.”

“But I told her-”

“I’m sure she doesn’t believe it. You’re a bad liar.” He smirks a bit at Sadie, whose face puffs up a bit in annoyance at this stated fact.

“Alright… I’ll head out now… but can I swing by after work…? Are you going to go back to work, even?”

“Sure… I don’t think I can exactly work looking like this, though. It’s fine if you stop by after work, I guess.” Lars smiles a bit unintentionally at the thought of her returning for a visit, only to have his smile falter with some parting words. “I’m sorry… I’ve been so selfish and I hurt you. I-I’ll talk to you later.”


“Where is she?” Lars sits down on the deck floor, his legs dangling off of the edge in between the railing as he stares off into the beach. It was well past the end of Sadie’s usual shift. Where could she be? Wait- why did he care anyways? She would probably just start an argument with him again. She would just get upset that he’s not what she wanted, either. Lars stares off into the shoreline once more, his eyes slowly fighting sleep before he finally closes them.

“Lars? Lars! Wake up,” Sadie shakes him awake as she looms over his figure, laying on the deck rather uncomfortably.

“Huh…?” He rubs his eyes to fix his blurred vision, only to see his friend staring at him with concern.

“I-I’m sorry I’m late… I had to work later today. I didn’t expect to find you asleep out here though… You’re going to get sick if you sleep outside like that.” She says, gaining an unusual smile from Lars. “W-What?”

“You haven’t changed at all…” He grins a bit in a half asleep state.

“What is that supposed to mean?”

“You still worry too much…” He says, patting the floor beside him before Sadie reluctantly sits beside him as he continues to lay there. “I won’t get sick, I slept outside that entire time we were stuck on that island with Steven.”

Sadie stares at him with slight disbelief in the idea of him actually talking about it. After the incident on the island where he found out she had been hiding the way home the entire time, the entire thing was a sore subject and was avoided. Every last part of it, roughing it out in the wilderness and even the good aspect of it, where he had opened up to her. “But-”

He pulls her hand down and has her lay down beside him, and he sighs. “I thought you weren’t coming back… but I guess waiting here proved me wrong.” He says, sleepily trying to cuddle up against the surprised Sadie.

“W-What are you doing?” She looks back at him and finds herself in an internal conflict as to whether or not she should pull away from him, or stay there. “Lars is this some sort of joke-”

“Sadie, I’ve changed. Alright? Being on a different planet, not knowing if I’d end up killed or not made me change. But coming back here makes me wish I hadn’t left. I wouldn’t have missed out on so much over almost two years. I can’t even show my face around anyone else but for some reason, I don’t mind you seeing me like this.” Sadie remains next to him after much contemplation as to whether or not she should. The warm summer breeze of the beach along with the quiet sounds of the night beginning to awaken starts to bring back memories of the times that they cuddled together previously. A taboo subject indeed.

“I thought were gone for good, y’know…? I talked to Steven about what happened but when he slowly became more focused on getting you home, I saw him less. I heard about you less. I didn’t know what to think. It hurts. I don’t know what to even think about you anymore because you’re so different and wishy-washy on things…” She tries to suppress her sniffling, knowing he would be able to tell by how his arm is wrapped around her waist as they simply lay there, talking without being face to face. Something that somehow made it a bit easier.

“I… I just…” He finds himself unable to think of what to say for a moment. “You try to change me. You’ve tried and I know you do it because you care but it isn’t me. I don’t know who I am anymore and I guess I just try to cling to what I used to know. But I know that’s not good enough…”

“Why do you keep talking about being ‘good enough’? Good enough for what, Lars?” She bites her lip a bit at her burning inquiry.

“I’m not good enough to be around for my parents, or Steven, or you… Okay? I wasn’t trying to ignore you when you after we fell and…kissed. I just wanted you to get mad at me and forget about me. I’ve hurt you so many times. I don’t deserve any more chances. I screwed up my chance yesterday.”

The ocean waves crash in the distance as they sit there in silence for a few minutes.

“Lars… that’s not true if you weren’t good enough, do you really think that Steven would go through all of that trouble to bring you home? Or that I would wait for you to return? I can’t speak for your parents. I don’t know what’s actually going on with them, but I doubt they would try to replace you. You can’t just do that to your child…”


“I know what you saw, but it doesn’t mean anything. You don’t know who that child was. They could have been babysitting… or something. It’s not always the worst case scenario. Everyone messes up but it doesn’t mean you need to cut yourself off from everyone and act like a martyr. You’re not doing anyone a favor, you’re just hurting yourself by believing what you think,” Lars falls silent after his attempt at protesting her logic gets shut down. “You don’t learn how to walk or ride a bike without falling a few times, it’s like that with relationships too.”

He bites his tongue at hearing that word: relationships. Whenever he heard it, it usually meant something convoluted or just bad news to be around. It meant it for his parents, it meant it for his few friends… it became more than just a connotation.

“Even before this, my parents gave up on me, Sadie. They let me do whatever I wanted at school and didn’t care if I was gone from the house for days on end. I just don’t want to see anyone else give up on me too.” His tone of voice remains rigid and uneasy, not used to actually talking things out rather than leaving them open-ended.

“That’s them then. It doesn’t mean it’s me.” She turns around and faces him, still laying down. “I can speak for myself. You don’t have to sit there and have a one-man show trying to figure everyone’s thoughts and feelings out. Chances are you probably have a lot of them wrong.”

“I don’t want to hurt you…” He pulls away from her after she leans in and steals a kiss. “That’s why I’m doing this. You deserve better than-”

“Do you want to believe that? I don’t believe it, I don’t think you should either. I know you’re scared. I appreciate the fact you don’t want to hurt me, but it doesn’t mean you have to hurt yourself over it.” He hugs her tightly as a response. She finds herself off guard, being given an unusual offering of affection without it being some sort of freak accident or something that he ‘didn’t mean anything by it’. “Lars, what do you actually want?”

For a moment, she closes her eyes, just wanting to feel the hug rather than think about the situation. He’s so thin and lanky, and yet he ends up keeping her warm with his hug.

“I… I’ve wanted to be normal this whole time and I don’t think that’s possible.” He speaks rather quietly into her hair as he leaves his arms locked around her. “But… I’m not sure if that’s a bad thing anymore. This town is weird and so is everyone in it, human or otherwise. But I thought I had to blend in or be ‘normal’ to make friends and be happy. But it’s kind of hard to be ‘normal’ in a weird place. And even while being me I still made friends whether or not I knew it.”

Her eyes flutter open after her stolen kiss is returned.

“I want to be me… but I want to be better than I was before. The only way I see that happening is if I’m with you.”


“Sadie, I left it unsaid for so long because I didn’t know if you would take me seriously or if it would even be worth it but even Steven tried saying it to you as me a long time ago. And you thought I was saying it to hurt you so I don’t know how to prove it otherwise… but I love you.”

“I-I love you too…” She gazes at him, seeing his old self fade away into something new, something a bit more sincere to himself.


“Sadie, I don’t know if I can do this…” Lars begins to try to back out of the driveway of his house, the yard now painted yellows, oranges, and red with the beginning of autumn.

Before he can back away from the house, Sadie grabs his hand with an iron grip. “You said that you would do this… C’mon, Lars. It can’t be that bad. You just have to go up to the door and ring the doorbell… I can do some of the talking for you.”

Convinced and almost forced to follow through with his decision, Lars and Sadie step onto the front porch of the house, hand in hand. He timidly raises his hand up to the doorbell and rings it.

A few minutes later, Mrs. Barriga answers the door and gawks at the sight before her. Water spills from her eyes and streams down her face as she suddenly yells out to her husband, “Honey! Laramie- Lars is home!” She pulls him into a tight and tear-filled hug.

“W-What?” He steps out of the kitchen and towards the front door, seeing him as well and hugging him as Sadie retreats to the corner of the porch so that they can hug him.

He remains motionless as he stares at his parents, both crying with smiles on their faces. He waits for it, the ‘what happened to you?’, the ‘Oh my god! Why are you pink!?’, or the ‘Why were you gone so long!?’.

Lars finds himself alternating between hugs from his parents and even a few kisses from them as they smother him with affection. “You aren’t hurt, are you?” His mother finally asks him, her eyes looking up and down him before seeing the scar on his face and making a bit of a worried look as she puts a hand on the side of his face, tracing her thumb over the scar.

“N-No… I uh… I’m fine. I took care of myself and made some new friends while I was gone.” He nervously twirls some of the curls on his head as he stares at his parents.

“You made friends over on that other planet that Steven was talking about?” His father looked to him rather light-heartedly.

“Yeah… There’s the Rutile twins, Padparadscha, Fluorite, and Rhodonite.” He lists them off before laughing a bit. “They actually live at Steven’s now if you’d want to meet them sometime.”

“That sounds good…” Mr. Barriga smiles at him.

His mother catches him playing with his hair, “Pink looks good on you.”

“U-Uh thanks…?” Lars scratches his head for a moment, a bit baffled by their lack of a reaction.

“Steven told us you were pink and on a different planet when you first went missing, and we didn’t believe him at first…” His father catches onto his confusion.

“Oh… is that why you guys adopted another kid…? Because you thought I was actually gone?” Lars fights the lump in his throat to ask his million-dollar question.

“W-What?” They ask in unison.

“We didn’t adopt any kid. We’re already happy with you already… What gave you that idea, honey?” His mother looks to him with a bit of concern.

“I came here… when I first got back to Earth and I-I tried to go to the door…” He starts to choke up a bit. “I heard you guys with a baby there and I left the house right after that.”

His parents stare at each other for a moment before looking to their son once more. “T-That was your new cousin… We were watching him for your aunt while she was out of town.”

Lars nearly smacks himself on the head, going to grip his hair tightly in frustration: another habit of his. “I feel so stupid…!”

“Lars, it’s okay… You didn’t know…” Sadie speaks up for the first time during the family reunion of sorts.

Their attention is drawn to her, the odd one out of the group.

“You didn’t mention who this was either, we saw her a couple of times but…” Mrs. Barriga trails off.

“This is my… t-this is my gi- this is my Sadie.”

Youtuber!Jimin as a Father

And now it is time for the first half of the Busan line, an absolute angel who is so fucking sweet and his voice is oh my god it’s so good like his voice is the type of voice that’s so well suited for lullabies (plz just imagine Jimin singing lullabies to his bby with a really soft smile on his face) I need a BTS lullaby album PLZ rap line can rap really slowly or softly or something I just I need it, Park Jimin aka chim chim

  • For the original youtuber!Jimin post, click here, for his proposal, click here and for father!Jimin, all of the father related posts are here
  • For everyone that hasn’t read the original father!chim post, he has one daughter, there’s also a version where he has a younger son
  • Just a quick summary of youtuber!chim, he has a mixed channel, he uploads a lot of different types of videos
  • Vlogs, dance routines, covers, Q&As, a couple of tags here and there, like it’s just whatever he feels like filming and wants to share with the world
  • We all know Jimin is an updater, chim is the one that’s constantly taking pictures and videos and all of the boys are really amazing about keeping us updated on as much shit as they can (which I’m so grateful for bc their schedules are so jam packed) but Jimin is definitely super super close with all of us and he have that same relationship with his viewers
  • He’s always posting selfies, pictures with you, pictures with your pets, tweeting a lot, snapchatting a lot he’s just always keeping everyone updated
  • So once he finds out he’s gonna be a father, he’s gonna wanna tell them
  • He makes an entire video for it and he has one of the ultrasound pictures that he keeps looking at and he’s so :D the entire time bc that’s his bby his lil bby is busy growing and soon he’ll be able to hold them and kiss them a lot and give them so much love and support and he’s so excited 
  • He does a baby haul and spends half of the video just smiling down at the tiny onesies and the toys and at one point, he almost tears up bc he’s so happy looking down at the lil onesie with “daddy’s princess” on it bc in just a couple months she’ll be wearing that
  • Side note, that’s one of the first outfits he puts her in when she gets home and you can bet your ass he’s posting a million pictures
  • His stories on both Instagram and Snapchat suddenly become nothing but her and then when bby boy is born, it’s nothing but the two of them
  • She’s constantly in his videos, nearly every video he makes after her birth involves her (same thing goes for bby boy)
  • For the first couple of months, he tries to keep her face out of the shot or will cover it during the edit process 
  • But once she figures out she’s mobile it’s game over
  • Editing a smiley emoji over a sleepy bbys face is one thing but getting one over a wiggly toddler mm mm not happening
  • He doesn’t wanna hide her not at all he lo v e s her so much and is so so proud that he HE gets to call her his daughter bc wow what a gem but he also wants to be somewhat private while still showing that part of his life
  • Like he’s “shown” his family members (at least his mother and his brother) but their faces weren’t really showing to the point where you could point them out walking down the street and I think he would try to take that same approach with her
  • But then she’s up and moving and he doesn’t want to just not document her bc she’s a huge part of his life and he doesn’t want cut her out of all of his videos (bc she’s almost always around him)
  • So he decides to keep her in the videos and start showing her face more and if she doesn’t wanna film with him, he won’t force her to, e v e r
  • They’re always so super cute, both visually and personality wise, I mean they’re two smaller versions of Jimin have you ever seen bby Jimin that shit was ad o r able (he’s still adorable tbh)
  • Bby girl is either in these super super cute dresses or she’s in pajamas no in between she either wants to go all out and have a full on matching outfit with accessories and her hair styled or she wants to just be in her dinosaur pajamas with fuzzy socks on and her hair in a ponytail maybe some pigtails
  • Bby boy is the same way, it’s either a full on outfit that gets very planned out or he’s in matching dino pajamas with his hair sticking up in every which way
  • Either way, they look adorable and their eyes are so happy and warm and you can tell they’re so well taken care of bc if you think Jimin is letting those bbys be sad for a singular second, you’re in for a surprise
  • They’re always being kissed or hugged, whether it’s by you or Jimin or by each other, it’s just always lots of affection
  • He kisses them about fifty times per video
  • Forever complimenting them, has a million nicknames for them
  • “You look so cute lil lovely !!!!!!”
  • “You’re so pretty I love you that’s my kid isn’t she the greatest”
  • “Cuties are here”
  • He makes a few “trying ___ videos” like trying (insert country here) candy/sweets
  • He gets her to do them with him He could honestly spend a l l day long just watching her try things bc her reactions are his favorite
  • Like he tries this really sour candy with her and her entire face just scrunches up and she can’t decide if she likes it or not so she keeps going to eat it
  • He’s cr ac k ing up he can’t even focus on the candy in his mouth bc he’s so entertained by her
  •  But of course he makes sure she’s all good and that it wasn’t t o o sour for her
  • She gets s o excited when she sees anything chocolate and he immediately turns :D seeing chocolate in the box bc he knows she’s gonna love it
  • He barely has time to unwrap it before she’s asking for a bite and she always gives a thumb up when it comes to chocolate
  • They do covers with him sometimes and he’s so so happy the entire time
  • They may not sound the b es t bc they’re kids but he couldn’t care less those are his munchkins singing their lil hearts out
  • He also does dancing videos with them and it’s so endearing to see them copying everything he’s doing and seeing them run around after him and seeing him go from being really serious and into it to :D the second they walk in
  • His favorite video he makes with them is a video he makes for Christmas
  • It’s off them sitting by the tree in their lil Christmas themed onesies and singing different carols but the cutest part is that he doesn’t give them the actual lyrics so they just have to try and guess and you can hear him laughing behind the camera the entire video
  • At one point, the camera just starts shaking and he has to put it down bc he’s laughing so hard and we all know how much Jimin flings around when he laughs so the fact that he was able to film for so long is amazing bc nothing makes him laugh more than his bbys his mini mes
  • He could rewatch that video a million times and still start laughing the second he hears bby boy start to mumble instead of sing bc he’s not totally sure what the lyrics are
  • It always makes him so so so so so happy to watch it and he’s so glad he can rewatch that moment for the rest of his life
Sweets from Honeydukes

Sweethearts from Honeydukes


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“Peter!” She laughed. A rat crawled out of her hood and down her sleeve. He was nothing special just a plain grey rat. He rolled in her lap. Her hand scratched his belly. Peter chirps in happiness. 


“Hey Pads, Remi!”

Peter slipped quietly from your lap as the boys approached. 

“What’s up?” Sirius asked.

“Nothing much -just sitting down.”

Sirius raised an eyebrow, “Hey have you seen Peter around anywhere.”

Remus had taken a seat next to you and pulled out a copy of “Cheering Charms”. 

You looked over the page, “No I haven’t seen him.”

Peter came up over the hill, fully human again. Sirius’ eyes looked past you, “Peter! I was just wondering where you’d gone off to!”

“You know just- walking around.”

“Right, Well I was going to ask y/n to come to Hogsmeade and I realized you were at the library when James had brought it up and then I went - with remus-” he gestures at the reading boy. 

“More like he forced me out of the dorm-”

 Sirius ignored him and continued his story, “to look for you two. And look who I’ve found.”

He looked down at you with this expression you couldn’t explain and he ran a hand through his long, messy undercut; this look made you flush and look away. Sirius seemed satisfied with your reaction. 

Peter and Remus were less than satisfied. 

“Let’s go then.”

“We’ve gotta’ get James.”

Y/n lept up and grabbed Remus’ hand in the process. Remus croaked and put his finger between the pages, almost losing his place. 

“Let’s go.” Y/n linked arms with Sirius. He squirmed out of her arm and grabbed her hand. 

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The group of five loomed over the sweets, Peter pulled y/n aside to look at some other sweets. Peter didn’t let go of her hand. He looked at her carefully to see if she was uncomfortable. She was focused on the candies and didn’t seem to notice. 

“These are my favorites.”

“Oh yeah those are-”

“Lemme buy you one y/n!” Sirius called over Peter’s shoulder.

“You don’t have to-”

“I know but I want them too.”

Y/n giggled softly, “As long as you share.”

He reached over you to get the candy and made sure he put all of his weight on you. you fell forward a bit but supported his weight as well as you could; Peter dropped your hand in surprise.

“Urg! Sirius!” You turned around to try to push him off but you ended up wrapped in his arms. 

“Oh no, now what are you gonna do,” He laughed. Y/n tried to wiggle her arms out but they were stick between her body and his. 

“Sirius let me go,” you laughed.  

“Gimme a kiss?”



“On the cheek.”

He thought for a moment, “Okay.”

Your lips touched his slightly scruffy cheek; but he didn’t let you go. Instead of letting you go he looked down at you squished in his arms. 

“Can I go now?”

He chuckled and kissed your forehead; Sirius let you go and went to buy the candy he’d picked up. 

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Peter sulked into the common room, he’d had to stay late in potions–his worst subject. He was already falling behind in the class due to the marauders constant trips to hogsmeade. The common room’s fire was blazing and all three of the other marauders were sitting by the flickering light.  James was polishing his brooms’ handle, Remus was blowing on a card tower as Sirius was trying to build it up. Peter’s school bag flew onto the floor by the couch; he sat by it and leaned back, groaning. Sirius gave up on trying to build his tower and smacked Remus’ head. 


Sirius slammed back on the couch next to Peter; Remus thumped back in the large arm chair across from the couch. 

“Sirius are you gonna ask y/n out?” 

It was Remus who asked. Peter lept up and grabbed his bag and headed for the stairs to the boys dormitories. 

“Ey pete, where’re you goin?” Sirius called after him.


“Why? c’mon, stay! We’ve got some candy left from our last trip to Hogsmeade!”

“I’m not in the mood.”

“What’s up Wormtail?”

Remus cut in, “Yeah, you’ve been acting weird ever since we went to Hogsmeade.

“All the trips to Hogsmeade are sending me back in class, i don’t think I’ll go next time.”

“What! c’mon Pete you don’t mean that!” 

“I’m serious Mooney. Shut up.”

“Jeez Wormtail, calm down,” James said looking up from his broom. 

“You know what! I thought you guys would figure it out! I thought… I don’t know I thought you guys would notice at least! But obviously not! I know I’m pretty quiet… But James, Remus neither of you noticed. And you!” Peter turned to Sirius, “You’re the worst of them! Haven’t any of you noticed I like Y/n?” he shouted. Sirius looked shocked, they all looked shocked. 

Especially the girl standing at the bottom of the stairs, leaning on the bannister. Her mouth was hanging open but she closed it quickly. 

Wormtail turned to follow their eyes and sure enough y/n stood at the bottom of the stairs. It didn’t take Peter 10 seconds to run up the stairs and escape to the safety of the boys dorms. He threw his stuff across the room yet again and pulled the curtains closed on his four-poster bed. 

“What the hell did you do to him!” Y/n yelled, “How did you not know?”

“How did I not know? How did you not know!”

“Sirius! He’s your friend! You’re the one who’s supposed to know!” Y/n cried out, she didn’t want to fight with Sirius but that’s what was happening. Tears welled in her eyes blinding her. 

Sirius looked down on her, he didn’t want to yell, he hated it actually.

“You’re right,” Sirius responded quietly. 


“Yeah love.”

Y/n jumped towards him and they hugged; they hugged for a real long time, swaying and waiting for– waiting for something.

“I love you Sirius,” Her voice was muffled by his t-shirt and shoulder, where she was hiding her face, “But you know peter and I love him like a brother, I can’t do this to him.”

“It’s not your fault , you’ve done nothing wrong.”

“I know.” She buried her face again. Sirius gripped her tighter, “Then we’ll tell em’ tomorrow. E’ll be sad but if e’s a god guy, which I know e’ is, then,” Sirius lifted his face out of her hair and pulled away holding y/n by the shoulders and looking her in the eye, “Then he’ll understand.”

“And we can go to Honeydukes?

“And we can go to Honeydukes.”

“We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.”



“Remember the museum, when I said I’d lost everything? He began, his fists clenched hard at his sides like he was trying not to touch her again. "I said that because I have. Because you’ve ripped everything I’ve ever known right out from under my feet like it was so easy for you. And I can’t…hate you for it.”

Now it was she who took a step closer to him, wanting to sooth the tremor in his jaw, the quiet desperation that the position of his body told of. “It wasn’t easy for me.”

He turned on her, grabbing her wrists and pushing her back until her bum pressed against the desk and he pressed against her. But she was not afraid. “Oh yeah?” He murmured harshly, squeezing her wrists hard enough to cause the bones to grind together unpleasantly. Hermione winced. “Well, it certainly looked it. You tore everything apart, Granger, and then you smiled at us like it was nothing.”

And then she was crying again. “But it wasn’t! I knew how much it would be hurting you all, but I had to do it!”

“Really? Why did you ‘have’ to do it, you sanctimonious bitch? Who was forcing you?”

“I did it because it’s the right thing to do!” This she said in a broken voice, and something in her heart shattered with his face crushed just as hers had done and he dropped his head so that it was almost touching her, his grip on her wrists loosening.

She saw that his face was wet, and he finally allowed his forehead to rest on her shoulder.  “ M e r l i n ,  G r a n g e r .  H a v e  m e r c y ,  w i l l  y o u ?  E v e r y  t i m e  y o u  s p e a k  y o u  u n d o  m e . ”

And then he was kissing her, broken, silly little girl and all.

- The Nietzsche Classes, Chapter 9

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Can you do leggy (laf and Peggy) and swimming

Laf was usually never this nervous around anyone. Out of all his friends, he was the most outgoing (and that was saying a lot, being friends with someone like John- hi-I-just-met-you-and-this-is-crazy-but-wanna fuck?- Laurens).

But when Peggy Schuyler stepped out of her family’s house in that tiny yellow bikini with those killer curves… how did English work again? 

It was a tradition for Philip Schuyler to throw a summer BBQ, which, as his three daughters got older, just turned into a dirty sinful pool party that Philip pretended was going well (see: this is fine meme to understand his struggle.) Angelica, Eliza, and Peggy sent out invitations all over the neighbourhood, and it was always a huge turnout. 

Alexander did the backstroke by Laf. “Ya look kinda spaced out, mon ami. You good?”

Lafayette finally tore his eyes away from the youngest sister and her little belly ring shaped like a sun, and blinked at his friend. “Oh… oh, oui. Y-yes. Je suis desole, je- ehh…” he made a frustrated little noise, “Sorry, Alexander. I was distracted.”

Alex followed his line of sight, confused when he found no one. “Okay, who is it now? Thomas or Angelica? They both brought their bathing suit game today, if you ask me. Mmm… damn, ‘specially Jefferson.”

“You called?” Thomas floated by on a giant inflatable duck, sipping a cooler with his shades on. 

“What the… the fff… fUCK OFF, JEFFERSON!” Alex screeched, splashing pool water his way defensively, but the attack wave hit James and his patchily-sunblocked face instead. 

“Ow,” the small teen sighed, wiping the chlorine out of his eyes as he followed Thomas. Alex turned back to Laf, who was biting his lip. 

“Seriously baguette, who are you… ohhh,” Alex nodded knowingly. “Eliza, right? Look at that bod.” The middle sister surfaced, flipping her hair back with a huge smile. But Laf’s gaze went right by her.  

“Meerph,” Laf mumbled back, eyes trained on how close Peggy and her tiny bikini were getting to him. 

“I can set you two up- I mean, I used to date ‘Liza, before, y’know, Maria, then Samuel, then John, then…” he counted his partners, then waved it off, “She doesn’t hate me too much, I’m sure she’d consider you.”

“Alexander?” Laf asked. 


“Would you ever so kindly fuck off for a moment?” he smiled sweetly, and walked forward through the water to Peggy. “Hey,” he said, blushing. 

Peggy looked up at him, grinning. “Laf. ‘Sup?”

Laf knew what was literally up, but he probably shouldn’t tell her. 

“I like your hair,” Lafayette started with. “Your bathing suit is also very, very nice.” The way it barely covered her breasts… the way the water dripped down her skin… But seriously, this was weird. He would normally look at her like a conquest- he was currently staring at her as if she was Cleopatra. 

“Thank you?” Peggy quirked a sassy eyebrow. 

“I am probably being a bit forward, but…” Laf swallowed, averting eye contact. “I think you are pretty, and…” he scratched a hand through his hair, and Peggy caught an accidental eyeful of the french student’s bulging bicep, “I do not know… I just wanted to get that off my chest.”

“Chest, huh?” Peggy swooned, eyes half lidded as she stared straight forward. Laf stared back with equally raised eyebrows, and she suddenly snapped out of it. “Oh right! You think I’m pretty! Um… thanks!”

“Ughhh, I am the worst,” Laf groaned, “Sorry, everyone probably tells you that. I should probably get back to-” 

“Wait,” Peggy smirked, floating up close to him, “Laf… my arms are getting tired. Would you hold me up?”

“Oh… ma cherie, of course.” Laf nervously scooped her up, his hands fitting under her thighs, dangerously close to her ass… their noses bumped, and Peggy gave a devilish grin as Laf stuttered, their lips inches apart…


Angelica’s voice rang out, and Laf dropped Peggy with a squeal and a splash.


“A-Angelica, I-I was doing nothing of the s-”

“Damn right you weren’t,” the oldest Schuyler sister shot back, crossing her arms from where she was tanning. Peggy clung to Laf protectively, sticking her tongue out at her big sister when she turned, and Laf chuckled weakly. If they did end up going out, imagine the sex talk they would get from Angie. 

Just then, Philip Schuyler came out holding a tray of burger patties with a smile on his face. 

“Heyo kiddos! Hope everyone’s enjoying themselves! I’ve brought some-”

“C A N N O N B A L L  M O T H E R F U C K E R S!” Herc screamed, and the splash he made in the pool soaked poor Philip. James got out, passing Mr. Schuyler a towel.

“Welcome to the club, sir.”

Laf and Peggy couldn’t help but giggle as she held onto him, and Laf swung her up. The sun was still high, and they didn’t have a care in the world anymore except for swimming. 

ok so I was watching some kind of Miraculous Ladybug trailer thing that had the creators of the show and everything talk about it and it showed some concept art for all the characters and holy shit I’m screaming look at this shit 


you can see that some of their designs didn’t change for like max and kim 












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  • Me: Mum Dofty might happen tonight!
  • Le Mother: Alright, just please be quiet when the shows on?
  • Me: Of course, I shall be as silent as the grave.
  • *Any scene with Dom and Lofty*
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