just kiss and make out already


“And even as I’m kissing him and kissing him and kissing him, I wish I were kissing him, wanting more, more, more, more, like I can’t get enough, never will be able to get enough.”
     ― Jandy Nelson, I’ll Give You The Sun (x)

Quick, make out with me.

“I just saw my ex. Quick, make out with me.” college AU Klance. Inspired by this long list of AUs and written because @panda013 inspired me to write Klance.

“Shit, who invited him?!” Lance glared at the door as Rollo waltzed in, looking like a movie star, which only made the whole situation that much more grating.

Pidge sighed, “I’m not drunk enough for this…”

Hunk straightened, “Don’t worry, man, we’re behind yo- Oh. Pidge is already gone.” Sure enough, she had already abandoned them for a refill of what was probably dangerously spiked punch.

And to add insult to injury, Keith waltzed over and made a face. “Who invited him?” he asked with the same level of disdain as Lance.

Lance looked over at him with a raised brow. “Wait. You know him?”

“Yeah, he dated me for a month and cheated on me with-”

“Nyma! Yeah, he cheated on me with her, too!”

Keith frowned. “He dated you?” His tone implied that he was sure Rollo’s standards had fallen since him if he dated Lance of all people.

Lance scowled. “You don’t have to sound so surprised.” He glanced over at the door. “Shit! He’s coming over!”

Keith rolled his eyes. “Of course he is. He probably heard you from down the street.”

Lance turned on him. “I’m not that loud! I’m-” He growled, finally noticing that Rollo hadn’t come alone. “Wait. Is that…”

Keith stared at the approaching pair of figures. “Did he bring Nyma?!”

Lance grabbed Keith’s shoulder. “Keith. Make out with me.”

“What?” Keith asked, eyes narrowing.

“Our ex is walking over, and we can prove we’re over him.”

“But we aren’t.”

“But he doesn’t know that,” Lance insisted.

“Why don’t you just make out with Hunk if you’re that desperate?” Keith hissed, his eyes darting to Nyma and Rollo, who were slowly making their way closer.

“We’re roommates, Keith. That would be awkward. Besides, he has a girlfriend.” Lance grimaced, “Look, I’m not looking forward to this any more than you are, but this helps both of us.”

“How does this help me exactly?”

“Would you just shut up and let me kiss you?”


Hunk hissed a warning, “They’re almost here.”

“You can have my spot in the library for the next week.”

Keith inhaled sharply. Kissing Lance would be horrible, he was sure, but Lance had staked out the prime library spot for the past month and Keith was itching to dethrone him. It might actually be worth it. “Fine.”

Keith barely had time to finish the word before Lance was on him. Their nearly empty cups clattered to the ground as Lance wrapped one arm around Keith’s waist and tugged their bodies together. His other hand slipped over Keith’s jaw just in time to steady him for the bruising force that was Lance on a mission. Lance kissed him with every ounce of fierce determination Keith had come to expect from the man who was constantly working to break even with the top student in the class. Keith’s eyes slid closed, and his hands rested delicately on Lance’s hips.

Lance hadn’t quite expected the light pressure of Keith’s hands, and he certainly hadn’t expected Keith’s hair to be quite so soft when he finally took the opportunity to touch it. He was already planning to forget how warm Keith’s body felt and how they seemed to fit so well together. Given how often Lance spotted him at the gym, Keith’s frankly ridiculous muscles shouldn’t have been surprising, but it was one thing to see them in passing and another entirely to feel them rippling against his stomach. Lance broke away for a short gasp, his lips delightfully sensitive as he moved in for another kiss.

Keith didn’t bother pretending he didn’t want more. In fact, he tugged Lance’s hips closer, his thumbs slipping under Lance’s shirt to brush over his sides. Lance released a soft sound that he’d probably pretend wasn’t a moan once this was all said and done, but Keith knew better. He could feel just how much Lance was enjoying this the more he tugged their hips closer. So, he kissed back. He didn’t even register Hunk’s surprised “whoa” when he slipped his tongue into Lance’s mouth. While he somewhat wished he’d asked Lance to at least eat a breath mint first, the taste of alcohol wasn’t as bad as he’d expected. The fruity undercurrent of Lance’s drink almost made the taste pleasant.

Lance was not prepared for Keith to actually transform into an active participant in this impromptu makeout, but with the way Keith was using his tongue, he wasn’t exactly complaining. Keith’s thumbs rubbing small circles into his sides only made it harder to remember that this was Keith he was kissing. Keith, the most obnoxious guy in school. Keith, the one who always screwed up the curve for everyone else without even studying. Keith, his rival.

Keith, who was pulling away to breathe and currently staring at him with wide, wanting eyes. Keith, who was so absorbed, he hadn’t even noticed the way Rollo and Nyma were both eyeing them from only a foot away. Keith, who looked so incredibly hot, Lance had no idea how he could have missed it before.

Lance chuckled, his voice low and surprisingly rough. “Wow, babe… You really didn’t hold back, huh?”

Keith smirked. “Couldn’t let you upstage me.”

Lance dove in for another kiss as Hunk just shrugged at Rollo and Nyma.

Written in about an hour, so if you notice any errors, let me know! I tried to do a quick read through, but I may have missed something. :)

the signs as boyfriends
  • aries: will confront the boy who was flirting with you, lots of pillow fights and making out. usually trying to impress you and always has his arm around your waist or his hand in yours
  • taurus: always making you laugh, loyal af. doesn't fuck with anyone else bc they've got their eyes on you. loves to see your smile
  • gemini: stays up late to talk to you, flirts with you even though they've already won your heart, adorable and cheesy
  • cancer: supportive of everything you do, super sweet and a gr8 cuddler. will make you food and kiss you 24/7
  • leo: will buy you gifts all the time "just because". the flowers and chocolate kind of guy. will always show you off and remind you of how beautiful you are
  • virgo: will listen to you talk about anything. remembers to the little details about you and knows you better than you know yourself. gives the best advice
  • libra: extremely romantic. the kind of boyfriend in the movies. always wants to make sure you're happy, puts your happiness above their own
  • scorpio: easily jealous, cute small gestures all the time, very affectionate and sex god. will have deep talks with you
  • sagittarius: will take you on adventures and be your best friend. playful and jokes around a lot to hear your laugh. also will build a treehouse w/ you
  • capricorn: will let you sit on his lap and hold your hand. the one you can depend on for anything. lowkey sexual
  • aquarius: so. many. inside jokes. a little clingy but doesn't admit it. will talk to you for hours about anything. spontaneous and casually touches you a lot
  • pisces: understands you so well and will listen to you when you're upset. reads to you and shares his earbuds w/ you at night. treats you like a princess
When Hopper and Joyce find out about Mike and Eleven's kiss
  • Hopper: So kids...you know why we've brought you in today, right?
  • *Mike and Eleven look confused*
  • Joyce: Both of you aren't in trouble if that's what you two are thinking. It's just, we heard from Dustin...about you two...um...locking lips?
  • Hopper: Oh for God's sake Joyce, they kissed! Just use the word.
  • Mike: *starts to sweat and his face goes red*
  • Eleven: Is "kiss" bad? But I liked it.
  • Hopper: *inner protective dad comes out* Okay, listen here missy-
  • Joyce: -oh shush Hop, there's nothing wrong with...lip-on-lip contact! It's just that, since you two are at this point, me and Hopper decided it was time for-
  • Hopper: The Talk ™
  • Mike: *makes wheezing sound out of embarrassment* But I already got the Talk-
  • Hopper: And you'll get it again, mister!
  • Eleven: The...talk? Is that good?
  • Joyce: Yes dear, it's fine. Like I said, kissing isn't bad. I mean, I kissed a few boys when I was your age-
  • Eleven: -Like Hopper?
  • Hopper, Mike, and Joyce: *freezes in embarrassment*
  • Eleven: Aren't you two...together?
  • Hopper (to Joyce): ...yeah, this was a bad idea.
Ten Count Chapter 37 (Translation from Japanese Scans)

All translation credits and photo scans to chidorinoyume@tumblr. 

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A peaceful time with just the two of us

Page 1
S: Even if I admit that I like you now…

Page 3
K: Please put out your tongue… *heavy breathing*

Page 5
S: I-I can’t breathe

Page 6
S: The first time I was kissed, it felt so good that I was weak to my knees (In actuality, I was only a little weakened)

Page 7
K: Shirotani-san, Let’s continue our date. Today was a waste. 

S: But our reservation has already passed.
K: What other shop do you want to make a reservation at?
S: Hotel Canary’s Lounge. 

(T/N: Kurose’s dumbfounded look XD)

Page 8
K: A hotel lounge….
S: Y-you’re mistaken, Don’t get me wrong. I was thinking maybe I can go there for work purposes sometimes, I thought we’d check it out to see if the lounge and bar has a good atmosphere. ..There’s been talk that the food is delicious there.. I was hoping to eat a meal there with Kurose-kun and see what you thought of the food…

K: This is the second time today you told me not to misunderstand you…
Let’s go then..
S: I just told you, we have to make a reservation
K: I’ll call now.

Page 9
K: We weren’t able to move the time huh…
S: It’s a very popular shop. I’m sorry, let’s go out again next time.
K: Now that it’s the evening, it’s finally just the two of us.
S: Umm.. Kurose-kun! You must be hungry. Even though you came with me, as an apology I’ll go wherever you want.
K: This neighborhood’s food stands or convenience store food is good.
S: Eh?

Page 10
K: The convenience store’s oden is good.
S: S-Standing while eating?

K: 2 cans?

S: Because Kurose-kun went with me to the restaurant, I should do at least this much for accompanying with me. And besides I like convenience food store more than the restaurant food. (T/N: Shirotani my angel <3)

Page 11
K: By the way is it really okay?
S: What is?
K: About Ueda-san
S: We properly accompanied her to tea together like she wanted, isn’t that okay?
K: *sighs* Even though finally we’re having our date while watching the sunset, why are we talking about other people again. even if it’s Mikami-san or Ueda-san
S: A d-d-date?  This is not a date, we’re just testing out shops.
K: It was a joke.
Shirotani-san’s behavior wasn’t exactly rude. Ueda-san at least, she wasn’t angry with you, right?

Page 12
Try kissing me and if you don’t hate it, will you admit that you like me?

Page 13
S: I didn’t hate it…. It felt good. I’m happy that Kurose treasures me so much. But if it was like today, with an opportunity like that. There’s a chance Kurose-kun will be taken by someone else.

Page 14
S: I’ll probably be left alone by myself again. When I think about it I….
K: Shirotani-san? What’s wrong?
S: Ah it’s nothing.

(T/N: Don’t cry Shiro bby <3 T__T)

Page 15
K: Did you push yourself too much today?
S: No that’s not it.
K: I ‘m sorry about my joke earlier
S: He said it with such a sad voice…
Kurose-kun has said many times that he likes me. The one who’s hurting now is me.
Flashback : Don’t throw me aside please
S: I’m the one who made Kurose have such a sad expression.

Page 16
S: How should I say this for you to understand. Before I met Kurose-kun, I’ve always felt restless about everything. My head’s filled with thoughts and before I knew it, all the things I didn’t like that you taught me, I’ve forgotten them"

Yes, I’m still alive. XD I’ve been busy with traveling for work and being in otome cd hell. Discord can attest to that. Anyways this is quite the chapter. We finally have the kiss we always wanted! I couldn’t be happier! Although it’s all backwards, it looks like we’ll be waiting for Shirotani to admit his feelings and confess to Kurose <3 Enjoy the translation with screenshots~ See you all in the next chapter. 


“Are they ever going to figure out that we know?” Penelope laughed as she watched you awkwardly leaning into Spencer, trying not to make the moment look as intimate as it felt to the two of you. Morgan and Penelope watched from across the bullpen, slightly above in front of the team room.

“I’m not sure. Boy genius I figured would have caught on by now but maybe not,” Morgan laughed back, his eyes trailing on Spencer as he started to reach to grab your hand but stopped himself short when he saw the rest of the people around. 

“Why don’t they just kiss already. They both should know better seeing as they are constantly surrounded by profilers,” Penelope pointed out as Hotchner came out from the room, peering from behind them as he two watched you and Spencer.

“Maybe they aren’t as smart as we thought they were.”

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Of course! I hope you feel better soon anon! and to everyone who feels sick, or even if you’re not please make sure you take care of yourselves this season. 


  • That stupid serape he always wears? Turns out it is the absolute best thing in the world to cocoon in. 
  • He will wrap his S/O up and bring them whatever they need
  • Medicine? he already got it, Tea? Coffee? The pots already brewing 
  • He is just such a doter, to the point it’s ridiculous honestly. His S/o has to tell him to stop freaking out before he makes himself sick. 
  • Which he usually does when taking care of his S/o because he refuses to leave their side (and stop kissing them) 


  • Tea. Lots and lots of tea. The man literally has a tea remedy for any aliment. He learned them from Hanzo whether he wants to admit it or not (he won’t)
  • Will constantly check on his S/o to make sure that their getting better, but doesn’t hover over them 
  • If his S/o wants to sleep he’ll put on some meditation music and if they want to watch something he sets everything up for them. 
  • He’s also constantly going to Angela to make sure he’s doing everything right. 


  • There’s a reason he’s called the audio medic. Whenever his S/O is sick he plays songs that he made just for them. He has songs to help them relax, sleep, stay up, you name it he’s got it. 
  • But he’s also always bringing in hot beverages for his S/O, or really anything they want
  • He is constantly cracking jokes, or dancing, anything to get his S/o’s mind off of how they’re feeling. 

Soldier 76

  • Oh boy, the amount of times that Soldier has tried to make his S/O go to the med bay for simple colds is astounding. It took Angela to finally get him to stop and realize they weren’t that serious. 
  • But he still goes about it military style. Medicine and meals are on a clock, after all nutrients are essential to restoring the body. 
  • S/O sleep schedule is maintained as well. Basically you don’t want to be sick with Soldier in charge, because he goes into commander mode. 
  • But whenever S/o is asleep and cant tell, he’ll wrap them in more blankets, or leave a drink on their bed side table. He also leaves small kisses on his S/O’s forehead before he leaves the room and tells them to get better soon

OK people I have just found the most amazing thing.

I was watching His Last Vow and I noticed something familiar: 

When Sherlock is pretending to go out with Janine we encounter Trash!John at his best. You can clearly see that he’s jealous. Here’s the thing: when she leaves, he gets up fake-smiling and puffs out his chest. REALLY HARD.


The second pic is from The Office where he plays Tim, who is in love with Dawn, the blonde over there, who coincidentally already has a boyfriend. In this scene, Tim is jealously watching while Dawn and her boyfriend kiss. Guess what?? HE FUCKING FAKE- SMILES AND PUFFS OUT HIS CHEST!! holy shit

I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP PEOPLE, in fact here are the Youtube links to both of the scenes:

Sherlock: https://youtu.be/rUJQp7Mx8G0?t=21s

The Office: https://youtu.be/iEB4NHFPsRA?t=21m20s

I may just be reading too much into his acting but don’t tell me this isn’t an amazing “coincidence”.

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Disney Songs {Sentence Starters}

  • “It’s a small world after all.”
  • “Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!”
  • “It means no worries for the rest of your days.”
  • “I’m in the mood to help you, dude!”
  • “You’re a spineless, pale, pathetic lot!”
  • “A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down!”
  • “Wish I could be part of that world.”
  • “A dream is a wish your heart makes.”
  • “I wonder why I didn’t see it there before.”
  • “What’s around the river bend?”
  • “How does she know you love her?”
  • “There’s more to see than can ever be seen.”
  • “I will never pass for a perfect bride.”
  • “Let me share this whole new world with you!”
  • “Zero to hero, just like that!”
  • “Go on and kiss the girl.”
  • “If there’s a prize for rotten judgement,I guess, I’ve already won that.”
  • “I’ll make a man out of you!”
  • “When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are.”
  • “You ain’t never had friend like me!”
  • “I will be here, don’t you cry.”
  • “It’s not my fault! I’m not to blame!”
  • “In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.”
  • “The cold never bothered me anyway.”
  • “Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?”
  • “I thought my heart had learned its lesson!”
  • “It’s she who holds her tongue who gets her man!”
  • “You’ve got to show her you need her.”
  • “I’ll be there someday, if I can be strong.”
  • “For one so small, you seem so strong.”
  • “Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”
  • “Be mine or you will burn!”
  • “Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly." 
  • "They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch.”
  • “Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?”
  • “Let’s get down to business!”
  • “They say ‘have courage’, and I’m trying to!”
  • “I won’t say I’m in love!”
  • “Now I’m in a whole new world with you.”
  • “Come, stop your crying. It’ll be alright.”
  • “When will my reflection show who I am inside?”
  • “I have often dreamed, of a far off place.”
  • “Do you wanna build a snowman?”
  • “He’s the earth and heaven to you.”
  • “Everybody wants to know their true love is true." 
Uncle Negan

Request: Can you please do a one shot Negan comes to Alexandria with carl and your pregnant with ricks baby and while ricks out Negan talks to the baby and rick finds out when he comes back and is pissed - @countryfire2 






negan imagine / negan x you / negan x reader

warnings: language

“Did you feel that?” Rick placed both hands on your stomach with anticipation to make sure what he had just felt was real. seconds later, he felt it again. “They’re saying hello with a kick. Not even born yet and they’re already acting like their mother, at least acting how she does when she’s sleeping.” He said playfully, taking your face in his hands and kissing your forehead.

You were 6 months pregnant with Rick’s baby, something he had to convince you to do. You loved him, but you couldn’t deny the thought of a baby in this world scared you every waking moment. But seeing Rick with Judith and Carl warmed your heart to it, and you believed a baby would be good for not only you, but Alexandria. However after Negan’s arrival, you had never questioned your decisions more than now. 

You smiled back at him, “Are you sure you want to do this run alone? You could bring Tara or Aaron with you, you know they don’t mind” He walked over to the dresser grabbing his radio and knife. “No, no. Aaron did his rounds yesterday and Tara is with Judith and Carl. You heard Negan the last time he was here. He’s demanding more and we have to give it to him. I’m not putting more people in danger because of that.” He lightly kissed you before turning for the door. “Say hi to Carl for me when he comes back.”  You stood there for a moment deciding what to do. You look down at your stomach, “Looks like it’s just you and me today, buddy.” 


You sat in the living room reading a book from upstairs. That was the weird thing about Alexandria. You had been on the run for so long, when you came here it was like learning how to live the ‘right’ way all over again. All of a sudden you heard the front gates open, but you knew the only person out was Rick. Negan. You set your book down and slowly made your way out to the porch. 


You heard his voice booming across the town. The man that should’ve made you want to take cover inside the house instead drew you further into the street. 

“Saviors, get your shit done, I’ll do mine.” All at once his followers spread like a disease, leaking into the houses. “Where’s that bastard, Rick? Where the fuck is that fucker.” You saw Negan walk to the opposite door of one of the trucks, dragging something out. 

“It’s not safe for you out here, we don’t want him to see you’re pregnant.” Gabriel whispered, ushering you back into your home before you could see what Negan’s surprise was. 

“Gabriel, what the hell. You know he already knows. I was with the group the night he–”

“If he knew it he would’ve said something in that moment. Maybe it was the fact that it was night, your baggy clothes, a combination. Either way he doesn’t know and I know Rick wants to keep it that way.” What Rick wants. Negan knew little to nothing about you, including the fact that you and Rick were together.

“I can take care of myself in here. You go out and make sure no one causes a scene.” He looked at you concerned, “Really I’ll be fine. He has no reason to come to the house and if he does it won’t be my first time hiding in a closet.” He patted your shoulder and headed out the back door. The worst part about being pregnant was that everyone thought you couldn’t handle yourself anymore and you hated that. Whatever you could do to get people off of your back, you did. You started for the door again, but another kick stopped you. Rick had been through enough the past few weeks and you didn’t want to add to his plate no matter how much you hated it. You grabbed your book and resumed in the same chair as before. 

“Oh Rick, you’d fucking better be in here.” His voice made you drop your book as he pounded on the door. You shot up running for upstairs when you heard him say, “Knock it in.” Halfway down the hallway, the door swung open exposing you to Negan. Too late to hide it now. “I’m no fucking rocket scientist, but I knew Rick did not have an ass like that.” You took a deep breath and slowly turned around to see Negan with his hand on Carl’s shoulder, two Saviors looming behind him. 

“Carl, what the h–”

“Why don’t you excuse us,” he said cutting you off and dismissing the Saviors. “Looks like we have a lot to fucking talk about.” The men walked out, closing the door behind them. “Now how the fuck did I miss this. I know we’ve met before, but this shit? You are fucking HUGE. I have to give you credit. You hid it real fucking well. How many months along are you? 5, 6?” You finally released your eyes from Carl, keeping your calm in the situation. “6. 6 months.” He laughed walking towards you. “Well shit. And the father? Cause Carl here told me his mother is no longer with us.” You looked down, trying to conjure the best answers that would get through this situation as quick and painless as possible. “Well hold on just one fucking second. You? and Rick?” He looked between you and Carl chuckling in disbelief. “Damn. I do not know how you stand that fucking scowl he’s got on his face all the time. I gotta know. Does he look like that during sex? I mean you must fucking know, I went to health class, I know how this shit is done.” He turned to Carl, “Why don’t you go get us something to drink? Looks like I have to properly introduce myself to two people today.” He approached you looking you up and down before holding his arm out motioning to the table in the kitchen. You accepted his invitation, taking a seat in one of the chairs. You heard his footsteps come up behind you as he pulled your chair out slightly, your pregnant belly in full view. He squatted down, his eyes gawking at your stomach. “That is just fucking amazing,” he placed a hand on it, slightly rubbing it. “A baby, in this world? You’ve got some balls.” You body shuddered as his hands massaged your stomach. Carl walked in and froze. 

“Don’t you touch he-”

“Are you really sure you wanna be telling me what to fucking to right now? After everything you’ve fucking done today, are you really fucking sure?” Negan stood up facing Carl, grasping Lucille. Carl handed him a glass of lemonade and started walking towards you, he put an arm in front of him stopping him, “Hold this for me, will you?” Carl locked eyes with you before grabbing Lucille and bringing you your glass. Negan returned to your stomach, hand included. “Now, Uncle Negan is gonna give you some free advice,” You take a deep breath, continuing to keep your cool. “Your father, he is a piece of shit. He’s put me through a lot of fucking trouble trying to keep my people safe. What he doesn’t have, is guts.” You make eye contact with Carl, your look telling him not to make a scene. “But I, I am always going to be around. I will give you the biggest pair of balls you’ve ever seen, cause you are gonna survive in this world, kid. And your dad isn’t going to fucking make that happen, I am.” He looked up at you with his cheeky smile. “Isn’t that right, darlin?” 

“At least buy me dinner first.” You responded coldly. He took a sip of lemonade and stood up looking down on you. “You tell Carl here if he comes around killing any more of my men, I will make sure this angel doesn’t have a fucking father.” He headed for the door grabbing Lucille from Carl, “I’ll be back to check on that little shit you’re cooking up. Don’t go naming ‘em without me.” He laughed and walked out of the house, leaving you and Carl in silence. 

Carl immediately made the first move, “Look, I didn’t know he was going to come back here. It wasn’t supposed to–”

“Your father can never know.” You interrupt him bluntly. 


You stand up, walking towards him, “Rick can’t know he was here. With me. Talking to the baby. He’ll lose his shit and you know that.” 

You were cut off yet again, this time with Rick bursting through the door. He runs over to you, taking you in his arms. “I saw him walking from the house, what was he doing here, did he hurt you? Carl? Judith?” 

“We’re fine. Judith is still with Tara, Carl came back to check on me and was the one who answered the door, he never saw me.” Rick looked back between Carl and yourself, getting that aggravated look on his face. He slowly backed away from you. “I can’t wait to be an Uncle.”

“What do you-”

“On my way to the house, he said that to me. ‘I can’t wait to be an Uncle.’ Did he touch you? Tell me what he did-”

“Dad it was fine, he barely touched her and they only talked for a few minutes I was here the whole time.” Carl blurted out.  Rick quickly lost his cool and grabbed his knife off of the table before storming out the door again, Carl following close behind after exchanging an apologetic look with you.  

You collapsed on the floor, left alone yet again. How were you going to raise a child in this world? In Negan’s world? If Rick wouldn’t allow it, then Negan won’t allow Rick to be alive. You let out a sigh before taking a sip of lemonade. “Looks like it’s still you and me today, buddy.”

This was a fun request! If you like my writing, check out my main story I’ve been writing (a NeganxLucy/Lucille story) here







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dating dan | dan howell

-dan would see guys looking at you, and he would get really jealous. just to let them know that you’re his, as much as he is yours, he would always grab your hand and intertwine your fingers, press a kiss to your cheek, or his hand that would already be on the small of your back would slide lower down. he would just do little things to make sure they got the idea to not try anything

-going to youtube conventions and other special events with dan and phil would be so fun. you’d get to experience things you wouldn’t have seen before, as well as meeting the other youtubers and becoming friends

-accidentally getting caught making out by phil more than once. you and dan would be in the living room, sitting on the lounge, and phil would say that he needed to go out, and as soon as he walked out of the flat’s door, dan’s lips would be on yours. dan would be in the middle of climbing on top of you just as phil would walk through the door again, saying that he forgot something, leading to the awkward coughs and an “i think i’ll just, um, leave you now,” from phil

-watching him filming videos and then trying not to laugh at his little comedy skits. of course, seeing you trying to keep your laughter in would always make dan laugh, therefore resulting in lots of bloopers

-having unexpectedly deep conversations at three in the morning while cuddling up to each other in bed

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※ When he first found out about your…weak spot, it was by accident. He was showering you in kisses on your face when you had craned your neck and, oop, did he just kiss your collarbone?

※ Your first reaction was to flinch away from him and he was scared that he did something wrong. His eyes showed much concern and he looked like he was already beating himself up about it.

※ You were stumbling over your words when you tried to explain the situation.

※ When you finally got the words out both you and him were blushing. You more than him.

※ He apologizes immediately and makes a mental note to not touch you there unless given persmission.


※ Woo, boy, does this cowboy love PDA. That’s actually how he found out about your sensitivity.

※ You and him were messing around, making jokes with everyone, when you told him to look at you and, when he did, gave him a gentle kiss on his cheek.

※ He took this as a challenge, and the others took this as their cue to leave.

※ Soon, you were a laughing and blushing mess with all the affections he was giving you. Giving you kisses on your cheeks, nose, forehead, and lips.

※ Unfortunately for you, he started trailing kisses down your neck and onto your collarbone area which ignited a small gasp noise to leave you and for you to quickly move away from him.

※ He was confused at first, wondering if he did something he shouldn’t have, but it quickly faded away when he realized just how badly you were suddenly blushing. Sure, he’s seen you blush many shades but this was…new.

※ You had to silently explain what happened and hope that no one was listening.

※ When you told his about your “problem” a grin spread across his face as he put a hand over his heart, the other in the air, and promised to never kis you there again…unless you wanted him to.


※ It was a bit awkward when Zenyatta found out about your secret. Why? Because he wasn’t the one who found out.

※ Let me explain; you had heard from someone that Genji, despite being made of mostly metal, is good at giving massages. Now, your shoulders and back have been hurting a lot due to all of the missions you’ve been taking and that left you with little time to relax.

※ So you made a mental note to ask for a sick-day and went to Genji. Which, might I add, was fairly embarrassing for you since you weren’t sure how he’d react to such a request.

※ Genji reacted positively though, much to your fortune, and you both agreed on a day when you were both free.

※ When the day came, you and Genji met at your room, he wanted you to feel more comfortable since he knew how shy you were, and he got everything ready.

※ The awkward part? Well, since you never let anyone know about your secret, Genji thought it would be okay to go near your collarbone, but not too far, and around that time is when Zenyatta came in to check up on you.

※ The reason Zenyatta knew where you were? Genji may or may not have told him that you took a sick day to get a massage from him.

※ You were swift to flinch away from Genji and move away from him, a heated blush covering your face, as you looked between the two robotic males.

※ It was awkward. Very awkward. But Genji and Zenyatta didn’t seem phased at all. Instead, they seemed a bit curious.

※ After you explain why you reacted that way Genji was bowing to you and apologizing, feeling somewhat guilty for something he didn’t know. Zenyatta, on the other hand, just laughed, saying how he would make sure to stay away from that part of your skin.

Okay Miraculous fandom, don’t fail me now.

I need someone to write me a social media fanfic about LadyNoir becoming canon.

Just like.

Alya making a post on the ladyblog that’s really just her screaming and just like dying of happiness.

About a million tweets about people who saw the kiss.

Reputable news stations making it their breaking news story that their heroes finally kissed.

Tumblr fans going crazy and analyzing every detail and making theories and headcanons and super long-ass essay posts and already choosing out what they think their children will look like and what their wedding will be like.

Blurry youtube videos of the kiss from iphone cameras, and everyone screaming in the comments.

Please, someone write this.

Seventeen [Vocal Unit] when you share a bed together for the first time.

You walk out of the bathroom, excited for your first night in the same bed as your pink panda and lay down next to him, pulling the blanket over your torso. 

When you turn around you jump slightly when you see Woozi staring at you with wide eyes. “Do you need anything?” He asks, looking down your body. You shake your head, turning to him and smiling. “Sure? I could get you some more pillows.” He offers but you refuse with a kiss. 
You’re just dozing off to sleep when you feel him inching closer and wrapping his arm around you, nozzling into your back. “I just want to make sure you’re warm.”

You’re already laying in his king sized bed and waiting for him to finally join you for your first night together. When he steps out into the bedroom, you watch him walk over to you with a smile tugging on the edge of his lip.

He lays down next to you and gently pulls the blanket over your body, tugging you in. He locks eyes with you and stares at you for a while. “God you’re beautiful.” He whispers. The fact that he still thinks of you as beautiful even without your make-up one, is leaving you in a blushing mess.
He giggles at your reaction and gently pecks your forehead. “Goodnight beautiful. Sleep tight.”

He enters the bedroom with a glass of water and places it next to your head before winking at you. You follow him walking around the bed and laying down next to you, his bare face turning to you. “Is this comfortable enough?” He asks, patting the bedding. You nod reassuringly. Dokyeom smiles releaved and pulls the blanket over both your bodies, inviting you to come cuddle him.

He gently kisses your forehead and pulls you closer to him. “If you start to feel uncomfortable later on, please wake me up and I’ll sleep in Woozi’s room. I don’t want you-” He’s cut off by you squeezing his thigh and shaking your head. “I’m always comfortable with you.

He lays down next to you, letting out a deep sigh and nodding approvingly. He turns to you with a michivious smirk tugging on his lip. “So this is it..” He whispers, smiling. You raise your eyebrow at him. “What?” 

Jeonghan turns away from you, giggling slightly. He pulls himself closer to you and tugs a strain of hair behind your ear. “The night we’ll always remember.” He growls, winking at you once. You hit his thigh in protest. “YA!” You yell out, terrifyed of his sudden change and pull the blanket off your body. Jeonghan quickly wraps his arms around your body and pulls you down again, “You’re not going anywhere, princess.”  He growls, straddling you underneath him, both of you giggling under your breath.

He steps out of the bathroom, excited about you staying over for the first time. You giggle when he jumps down on the bed next to you, looking at you with his big, round eyes. He leans down on his elbows. “So what do you want to do?” He asks, generally curious.

You shrug at him, unsure of what he meant. “Sleep?” You respond sarcastically, earning a annoyed groan from your boyfriend. “This is the first night we’ll spend together…let’s do something fun.” He suggests, smiling at you brightly. You give into his begging and end up playing Monopoly together until late into the night.

Love, Youngmi~

Originally posted by irony-stark

Being on Captain America’s team and fighting Peter at the airport would include…

  • Him non-stop talking and spouting random science facts
  • The team almost finding him funny
  • “God, how old is this kid?”
    “Same age as me, so shut up.”
  • Chatting with each other like old friend whilst trying to fight
  • “So- Ow, you don’t have to kick my teeth out, Parker- what kind of stuff do you do after school?”
  • Steve and Tony acting like over protective dads over the intercoms in the middle of the battle
  • “Y/n, stop flirting with the Spiderling!”
  • Laughing when Peter fangirls over Bucky’s arm
  • “Looks like you have a fan, Bucky.”
  • “Shut it, Y/n.”
  • Trying to outdo each other while fighting
  • Criticising his suit just to tick him off
  • “Tony probably just wasn’t feeling very inspired while making your suit.”
  • Clint teasing the two of you
  • “Just kiss already!”
  • Peter trying to look cool by swinging on his webs, but failing horribly
  • Both teams trying to eavesdrop on the two of you
  • Being reluctant to fight Peter even though you’re on opposing teams
  • “Parker, be careful!”
  • And him being reluctant to fight you because of the fear he might accidentally injure you (And maybe also because you’re badassery scared him a little)
  • Making spider puns all the time
  • “Guess you’re sort of… on the web, huh?”
  • High-fiving each other mid-air, because why not?

when he flirted with a girl right in front of you over 70yrs ago and you gonna make damn sure he knows youre still steaming

2016 Xmas Rec list

This has been a tough year, so we all deserve some nice fluffy fics to make our hearts merry and light. That’s right, it’s time for the 2016 Christmas fic rec list!

For even more fics, check out the lists from 2012, 2013, 2014, and 2015.


Flirting in the Snow


When Things Go Wrong

Hogwarts Christmas

Family Christmas

  • Even a Miracle Needs a Hand (by Rinsom Lost) - America has hated Christmas his whole life, but when his depression gets worse, Canada steps in to try to help his brother. Note: this story isn’t USUK, it’s more of a parental relationship.

Consider the following:

  • Link smiling, looking at Rhett’s hands when they’re in the same car listening to the radio, because 99% of the time he’s strumming and making chords in the air.
  • Rhett making silly faces when Link gets on his tiptoes to kiss him because he would bursts out laughing and Rhett just love Link high pitched laughs.
  • Link pushing Rhett’s side, swinging and hit him with his hips to gain the control of the sink when they brush their teeth.
  • Rhett waking up at midday, playing the guitar, still in his underwear while he sits legs crossed on the bed.
  • Link that got up early and had already did the laundry, took the dogs out and bought food at the grocery store that comes back home and scoffs at Rhett when he sees he’s still on the bed, in his underwear, playing the guitar.
  • Rhett insisting in watch new movies, Link wanting to watch The Empire Strikes Back…again.
  • Link seeking attention, giving Rhett fake slow-mo punch, making noises with his mouth while Rhett still ignores him.
  • Rhett getting amusingly bothered (after the episode wrote in the previous point) and suddenly turning to pinch and tickle Link that squirms away.