just killin' it

i try to enjoy the little things in life. good coffee. cute dogs. the smell of almonds roasting. killin nazis. big cuddly sweaters. sleeping in.
❝rick and morty❞ ask meme
  • “Oh yeah, shame me. At least when I’m disgusting it’s on purpose.”
  • “If you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.”
  • “I can’t abide bureaucracy. I don’t like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation.”
  • “I’ve got a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant.”
  • “I’ve got an emo streak. It’s part of what makes me so rad.”
  • “What kind of business do you do in a garage? Y'know, this seems a little shady.”
  • “Wow. That is a really intense line of questioning.”
  • “I hate to break it to you, but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.”
  • “I have no code of ethics, I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesn’t matter. I just love killin’.”
  • “You’re young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable.”
  • “I’m not looking for judgement, just a yes or no.”
  • “Well, then get your shit together! Get it all together, and put it in a backpack - all your shit. So it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, y’know? Take it to the shit store and sell it. Or put it in the shit museum, I don’t care what you do! You just gotta get it together.”
  • “You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white.. uh-uhh.. guilt.. white-guilt, milquetoast.. piece of human garbage.”
  • “What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer? The answer is: don’t think about it.”
  • “Fuck you? No, no, no, no, no, fuck me!”
  • “My new catchphrase is ‘I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!'”
  • “You’re like Hitler.. but even Hitler cared about Germany, or something.”
  • “You’re not gonna believe this, because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.”

anonymous asked:

you would not believe your paws if ten million santa claws

B33: more like santa CLAWS hahaha

B33: wait no

B33: mew already said that

B33: dang