just kidding. but seriously

are you a dinosaur or dragon person? are you a planets or stars person? are you a shiny or matte person?

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me @ those haters who’re trying to smear super junior members

There’s a huge line between joking around with your kid, and straight up being cruel then falling back on “that was sarcasm dear” “I’m just kidding” “why do you always take everything so seriously”

Somehow people seem to think that line is easy to cross unintentionally but it isn’t. You don’t say cruel shit accidentally, routinely. You don’t joke about your child’s insecurities then get to say they can’t take a joke.

It doesn’t mean your kid is too sensitive.

It means you’re a shitty and abusive parent.

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[TWITTER UPDATE] 170309 #JIMIN

Yoonji-yah who is sleeping well,
I will give you your gift when you wake up
So hurry up and wake up
Happy Birthday
#JIMIN
#HappyBirthdaySuga

BTS Reactions To You Grabbing Their Crotch

♡Namjoon♡:

It happened so quickly that you had barely any time to react. After waking up late, you were in a rush to get ready. In your rush to meet Namjoon you had completely forgotten to tie your shoelaces. Of course, being who you are, you didn’t notice until it was far too late. In fact, you were surprised it didn’t happen sooner.

You were just rearing the corner of the cafe you agreed to meet at when you saw him. He gave you a cheeky smile and waved, as his eyes laid on your approaching figure. Your heart fluttered at the sight and you couldn’t help it as you picked up the pace towards him.

It wasn’t until you were only a few footsteps away that you felt your shoes get caught on the lace. Within seconds you began to flail around in the air as your body collapsed against the rough concrete. You let out a hiss of pain, already being able to tell that you had scraped both your palms and knees. It didn’t take long for Namjoon to reach your side.

“Oh my God. Jagiya are you okay?” He asked, his voice laced slightly with laughter. You narrowed your eyes towards the floor and silently cursed at him for finding your pain amusing.

“Here,” you heard him say. You assumed he was holding a hand out for you.

Slightly embarassed, you didn’t look up as you reached your hand towards the sky. The second your hand made contact with something you automatically grasped onto it. Namjoon let out a sudden gasp in surprise.

Your eyes widened as you began to register the fabric of his jeans and more importantly what your hand had just latched onto. You instantly pulled your hand away and tried to ignore what had just happened. Your cheeks were flushed as you looked up at Namjoon only to find him already looking at you. Instead of addressing what had just occurred, the second you made eye contact you both burst out into a fit of giggles. Your laughter only increased in sound as you saw the sight in front of you.

“Namjoon are you fucking kidding me? Are you seriously getting hard from just that?”

He shamelessly shot you a smile, “that’s just the affect you have on me babe.” He shrugged as if it couldn’t be helped.

Originally posted by rapfluff

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| Seokjin | Yoongi | Hoseok | Namjoon | Jimin | Taehyung | Jungkook |

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I hope you guys like it<3 I’ll be releasing them in the order I write them in!

~Admin Coffee

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Radar’s turtle impresssion ♥

In the light of the latest 2CT revelation...

just a friendly reminder that in this panel from the bonus chapter (vol.22) Vincent literally said

“But I do hope that you’ll follow the fate of my sons through to the end.”

[*Note: the picture above is not the original page from YP, but I edited (corrected) it because their translation of this line was inaccurate.]

And here’s the original Japanese text in case you need further proof:

「貴方達はどうか私の息子達の行く末を見守ってやってほしい」

(“Please watch over the fate of my sons.”)


And here they are, Vincent’s sons:

“I’m home”

“This can’t be true”

- chapter 129


Bonus:

Keep reading

My dear trans and nonbinary kids: 

A good response to “But you have a (wo)man’s body!”: 

Looking at them shocked and whispering “Oh gosh, you know about the body i buried under my house?”. 

With all my love, 

Your Tumblr Mom 

PS: Just kidding. But seriously: You have a body - and that body is your body. You identify as a man? Then you got a man’s body! Wonderful! You identify as a girl? Then you got a woman’s body! Amazing! You identify as nonbinary? Your body is nonbinary! So cool! Doctors assigned a gender to it based on the shape of your genitals and people may perceive it as a certain gender based on cultural norms - but neither doctors nor other people get to decide what you identify as.

friendly reminder that Kid Icarus Uprising is an amazing game thats severely underrated and deserves more than this

Thoughts for today

Me: Wow, I can’t believe we FINALLY finished the Noora plot on Tuesday. Now we can focus on Yousana rising.

Skam: *gives an entire chat about Noora and whether or not she’s moving in with William*

Me:

Originally posted by everythingstarstuff