- kyle’s tallest out of the Four.
- he’s asexual (this is more possibly canon due to the fbw chara sheets but since that was written by the boys for their hero personas, im gonna put this here as hc) and the last person in the group that would touch a benis
- not to say that he wouldn’t catch feelings for a guy, but he has a preference for girls. it’d take some time for him to admit it if he liked a dude; he’d need some help (lots of help cuz he’s stubborn af)
- stan cosigns on a lot of stuff for him when they’re older due to his South Park-sized Debt. he was really reluctant to accept help at first but stan insisted
- he works as a daycare teacher and takes night classes. it’s exhausting but rewarding and he’s really good at his job
he and cartman go to the same college and He Is Pissed (cartman obviously followed him there but says that kyle is copying his success story)