just in case even though hes an alien

bizukkos  asked:

*whispers* shallura and klance because they own my sorry life

ask and you shall receive!

♡ send me a ship and i’ll tell you

Shallura

  • Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: 
    • Allura would. No one told her Earth doors would be so complicated.
  • Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: 
    • I wanna say both, but my heart is telling me Shiro pines like a schoolgirl when he’s legitimately in love, so he would. In his notebooks, on his desk, in the dirt, everywhere. Especially after actually getting together with her - he’d do this to show his love for her every chance he gets.
  • Who starts the tickle fights: 
    • ALLURA. Sometimes when Shiro is really in the dumps or just tired tickle fights are sometimes the only thing to put a smile on his face. Shiro actually loves the feeling of getting tickled so he loves it. He also loves engaging first and tickling Allura.
  • Who starts the pillow fights: 
    • Absolutely Allura. Lance introduced her to some Earth customs and she fell in love with pillow fights. She loves to start them with everyone, not just Shiro, but especially enjoys sneaking up on Shiro when he doesn’t expect it. It gives them a chance to let out their inner child and just act like there’s nothing wrong in the world, like they’re not fighting a war. It’s small moments like these they really cherish.
  • Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile:
    • Shiro. 100% Shiro. Allura is quick to go to sleep and every time Shiro sees her sleeping face he falls in love all over again. He finds her presence next to him very comforting so when she’s finally asleep he feels safe and content enough to fall asleep himself, all while wrapping his arms around her and whispering “I love you” as a “goodnight.”
  • Who mistakes salt for sugar:
    • ALLURA. “Who let these two completely different seasonings look exactly the same?”
  • Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning:
    • I’d feel like neither would lmao? Maybe Shiro?
  • Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines:
    • OK SO Allura comes up with the cheesy, almost terrible pick up lines that borderline puns while Shiro comes up with those sappy, cliche pickup lines that actually sweep Allura off her feet and she’s a bit miffed that her pickup lines can’t work that way on him. “Better luck next time, Princess.”
  • Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order:
    • Allura. She’d be the person to rearrange books every few weeks depending if she wants them organized alphabetically, by color, by size, by series, by author, etc.
  • Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies:
    • Shiro is 100% guilty of this. Allura never finds out.
  • Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion:
    • SHIRO he loves doing this because every time with her should be something to remember.
  • Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen:
    • ALLURA she’s not an artist, but Shiro sports his girlfriend’s doodles with pride.
  • Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation:
    • I feel like Allura would! She was a diplomat, so she travels a lot, and would most definitely bring back things not just for Shiro, but for the other Paladins and Coran as well!
  • Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines:
    • Allura is quite fascinated with Earth customs and would actually find those surveys really fun to do.

Klance

  • Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa:
    • Honestly? Both. Both of them are victims of this. Neither of them are without blame.
  • Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them:
    • KEITH KEITH KEITH we already established that Keith Kogane invented pining, of course he’d be the one to do this.
  • Who starts the tickle fights:
    • Lance oh god Keith actually hates being sneaked up on and he’s extremely ticklish so Lance loves to exploit this.
  • Who starts the pillow fights:
    • STILL LANCE he’s absolutely savage and even against his boyfriend he shows no mercy. He will start the fight and dammit he will win.
  • Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile:
    • Keith would! He, like his big bro Shiro, happens to have a hard time sleeping at night, but seeing Lance’s peaceful sleeping face makes him that much more relaxed. He likes to trace his hands down Lance’s shoulder and sides too.
  • Who mistakes salt for sugar:
    • Keith but honestly only because Lance is the one to switch out the ingredients. 
  • Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning:
    • Lance. No question about it, it’s Lance. He’d heat anything up from popcorn to leftovers to hot pockets when he’s hungry he’s hungry and everyone being asleep isn’t going to stop him.
  • Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines:
    • KEITH. He’s never been that good with pick up lines or flirting so he probably got advice from Allura and started saying dumb shit like “hey you know what kind of alien i am for you? a gaylra” and Lance honestly can’t even find it endearing it’s too funny but he loves and appreciates Keith and his attempts anyway. But, please, “leave the flirting to me.”
  • Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order:
    • I don’t think either would really care.
  • Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies:
    • LANCE. Keith gets annoyed because “Dammit stop eating all the batter, Lance!”
  • Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion:
    • Lance! He likes to have some on hand anyway just in case he wants to make things extra important and romantic.
  • Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen:
    • I think both would! But Lance would be a bit sneakier about it, doodling sappier things than Keith. Keith would go for rather generic things and Lance may enjoy going a bit more into detail, or writing funny things on Keith and saying that he wrote something else until Pidge or Hunk see the back of his neck and tell him Lance wrote “I may have the dumbest mullet but I’ve got the best boyfriend.”
  • Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation:
    • Lance! We’ve already established that Lance has homesickness, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t genuinely enjoy traveling the universe and seeing new things. I like to think he’s kind of like Wally in YJ, where he takes a little souvenir for each planet they’ve been on, each mission they’ve completed, etc. in hopes that someday he can show it to his family on Earth.
  • Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines:
    • Keith, actually! Lance finds them entertaining, but rather pointless. Keith did at first too, but actually found them to be kind of fun, even if they both know they’re really dumb. They do it to make fun of the magazine.

@hamelin-born and @stylishbutdefinitelyillegal came up with the dragon!Scamanders. Consider this:

Hufflepuf dragon. Absolutely loyal and hard working. Have you seen a dragon working hard on destroying his enemies? And loyal, but only to those he chooses. And heaven help you if you are among his chosen but betray that trust. Lestrange family is unhinged, we know that, but could it maybe, just maybe come from a curse of a powerful magical being?

And the dragon knows he’s so powerful and dangerous, after all it was drilled in them since they were little hatchlings: “You are strong, you are powerful, but we are just a few. If you squish them they will find us, and then what?” So he tries to seem unthreatening. Always on the defensive.

It’s true though that Theseus can fit in better. After listening to endless “why can’t you be more like your brother” Newt decides to copy his transfiguration professor. The quirkier you are the more people take you for a weak fool and don’t feel threatened by you. They underestimate you. So Newt is hiding in the plain sight by sticking out.

After learning that there are dragon reserves, smol!Newt cried and whined until their parents gave in and took the boys to the one in Wales. Newt came away terribly disappointed. He expected to find more family but what he found were more beasts than beings like them. Later, when he’s older and has more experience, he says that it’s like visiting a person with advanced dementia who cannot properly string words together anymore and blabbers nonsensical syllables that have meaning only to themselves, yet recognizing that there is a meaning to be found. He was even more disappointed by finding out how the reserve workers treated the dragons. He knows that if their family is found out, this is where they will end and how they will be treated.

The first magizoological text he opens is actually to learn what he can expect from his not-so-fellow humans. The others follow when he realizes that he could actually do something about it.

He gets so many books and starts dragging creatures home to study them better. His parents are concerned at first but then decide that at least it’s less dangerous than Theseus hoarding battlefield commendations, and let him be.

During the years he actually lost all the fucks to give about what he calls in his head the laws of men. The only reason why he bothers with legal things anymore is his brother. Seriously, if there’s like a complete opposite to hoarding, that’s what he feels about Theseus’ lectures. But being Humanly Legal is a chore and a half.

He travels a lot not only to study the creatures in their natural environment but also to avoid anybody getting to know him too much. He can’t afford being found out. It’s the only regulation he takes seriously. See, Theseus? I’m complying.

His body language stays in the learned defensive position and so there are only little to no tells when he attacks. It’s always completely logical and justifiable, don’t look at me like that, I can’t help it if they are idiots who won’t listen to the voice of reason, that is, Newt’s reason.

His hoarding people actually started with Jacob. When they got talking in the bank, Newt didn’t think. He just wanted that human to buzz off and let him be. But when Jacob heard him saying he wants to get a loan for a bakery too, he said “may the best man win” even though he was clearly upset. That made some long-forgotten and empty part in Newt sit up and pay attention. Jacob only helped his case, so to speak, when he called Newt back to the hatching egg.

Tina wasn’t the second. It was Queenie. She recognized his mind as alien but she said nothing. Even to her own sister. Instead she kept her attention firmly on Jacob and then made them cocoa. She is one of the strongest people Newt knows because oh my God, how is she still sane? She reads humans and goblins and elves and dragons, she can read Newt, and she’s still sane. Maybe a little giggly, but. Newt wonders sometimes if anybody is aware how much Queenie doesn’t say in all her brutally honest chatter.

He starts to hoard Tina after the death chamber. When he saw her memories in the death potion, how she protected Credence. He recognizes a fellow hoarder, she would make a fine dragon, he thinks. Later, Theseus will agree. Tina clings to the law with near-reptilian tenacity, but they both like her even better when she starts to hoard justice and mercy instead.

The church children, and he means the three, he will never call them Barebones, they are so much than that, only that monster of a woman was a bare bone, those come as set, all strange and beautifully broken. This is the moment when Newt actually realizes he’s hoarding people. That he’s really hoarding. At first he thinks it’s completely random, but then he realizes that all of them are extraordinary, broken, yet fighting for their control every single moment, just like him. They are all shattered and put back together and now they reflect single rays in myriads of colorful impressions. It’s good that dragon fire shines bright.

Newt is the one to find Graves. Believe it or not, Grindelwald got inspired by Russian folk tales and charmed Graves into an egg. And then put that egg among all other impounded creature eggs at MACUSA. It was lucky that Piquery hired Newt to go all over the impounded creatures as a bribe so that he won’t tell his powerful war hero of a brother he was sentenced to death under her rule (like hell he won’t; he hasn’t promised her anything).

So after Graves is found there’s such a commotion that Newt can’t really continue combing over the MACUSA impound storage, and he just hangs with Queenie and Tina. Who drags him with her when the Aurors get cracking on yet another smuggler ring.

The auror team comes back speechless and shattered. It turns out the ring kept a few bowtruckles for the locks, but what’s even worse, there were small girls. The first made Newt angry, the second made him livid. If Tina hadn’t blurted out they needed at least a few of them alive…

“It was carnage, man, just pure slaughter. I don’t know how Goldstein got the balls to tell him leave some of them alive, but you know he doesn’t look like much? So he walks in, still not looking like much, and then grabs the first guy and puts his face through the wall. The wall won. It wasn’t pretty. And he went on like that, one man killing machine, not reacting to spells or anything. They had to miss him, I guess, I recognized a few boneshatters, no way he’d shrug that off. He didn’t listen to them or to us, and then that madwoman runs to him, grabs his arm and goes ‘we need to interrogate somebody’ and he stops. And then gets terribly upset, because he forgot to take his coat off and got it all bloody. Forgot about cleaning spells there, I guess… ”

Newt was more upset because he had a Niffler bun in his pocket he wanted to bring to Graves, actually, and he got blood all over that. The coat was a present from his brother who knows him so well he would never give him something that wasn’t spell-resistant and self-cleaning.

Later on, as their relationship developed, Newt was known to literally sit on Graves when he wanted him to stop working. Sometimes in his true form but then he just slapped a tip of his wing over the man. He likes pancakes and he loves Graves, but he doesn’t want to have a Graves pancake. Percival does not mind. Newt runs hot in any form and “slapped down by a dragon” is a good enough excuse when his sense of duty gets stuck on the on-duty mode.

Who BigBang would be on The X-Files

G-Dragon

He would be the lead investigator. Conducting all of the field research for submitted cases that went unanswered, GD would be on top of it all. He would want to find out what happened in these cases, and he would want to ease the minds of the people involved. His strong personality, and leadership skills, make him the perfect person for this job.

Originally posted by orange-unnie


Taeyang 

He would be GD’s logical sidekick. Behind science, facts, and logical reasoning, Taeyang would be there to calm GD down in his heated moments of research. Tae would prevent GD from getting into scary situations by talking him out of it, and then agreeing to go about it a different way. Taeyang would use his reasoning before his emotion, which is why him and GD make a good team for The X-Files.

Originally posted by topmannequin


TOP

He would be the strange person of interest. Because he is always in the right place at the right time, Taeyang and GD will have their eyes on him. Even though he’s not a bad guy, he just has a bad reputation of being around the “suspects”. He also has a strange obsession with alien art and artifacts, which is a major player in why he’s a POI.

Originally posted by sevnghyuns

Daesung

Daesung would be the really nice person trying to help GD&YB solve the case. Daesung has noticed some really weird stuff going on in his neighborhood lately, and has called in the duo to investigate. Even with his good intentions, he still some how manages to be harassed by extra terrestrials. There is even talk in town that he was an abducted suspect.

Originally posted by intopxicated

Seungri

Other than Daesung reaching out for an investigation, the real reason GD&YB are on the move is because of Seungri. He suddenly went missing, and his entire neighborhood is concerned. He is the third person in the past month to suddenly vanish, and the locals are uneasy about it. Right before his disappearance, he went on a wild rampage of crazy behavior. The behavior includes: going up to random people telling them that they are his “Everything”, and demanding that everyone call him “Sexy Boi”. GD&YB have a lot of work with this one.

Originally posted by choi-top-hyung

ocentropy  asked:

Hello! I have a character who is 1) a deity, 2) homosexual, and 3) Jewish. He has not considered himself Jewish in a long while, but during the story, he slowly adheres more and more to the religion's laws (and becomes more mortal). He also, due to his upbringing with Jewish parents, avoids taboo foods and hesitates to touch women. I have a lot of research left to do, but what major issues do you see in this that I should focus on when researching/ writing?

Deity with Jewish parents

First of all, if someone is born to Jewish parents, how are they “a deity”? What does that mean in your story’s universe? Does that mean he has a lot of superpowers? Because he’s not actually “a deity” according to how we perceive the world and religion, and if he is in your story, you’re basically making Judaism “incorrect” in the story and I’m not entirely sure how to approach that as an advisor. If he’s just some dude with massive superpowers, that’s fine.

Second of all, while Jewish people represent all kinds of ways to be Jewish and react to their own Jewishness, someone in his position – born to Jewish parents, somewhat alienated from the customs (why do we get so many asks about people in marginalized ethnicities alienated from their backgrounds? This is my first, but the other WWC mods get ‘em all the time) still in many cases would identify as a Jew, just a disconnected one or a nonpracticing Jew or a Jewish atheist or a “secular Jew.”

For example, someone I work with was saying she was going on Birthright even though she’s “not super Jewish.” She didn’t say “even though I don’t identify as Jewish anymore.” Here’s  a post to read(from someone else, not my colleague) about a similar topic.

If he hesitates to touch women, his parents must have been Orthodox, so that might lead him, or them, to feel conflicted about his liking dudes. Or they could all be totally chill about it and have reconciled it with Torah in various ways, because that happens, too. Seek out queer Orthodox voices to learn more about that. If you don’t want to research that angle, take away the part about how he’s hesitant to touch women and that way his parents will be plausible Conservative or Reform so him being gay might not matter that much or be totally fine, and he can still keep kosher. (As always: views/reblogs w/commentary from actual Orthodox people  here are VALUED and INVITED because I know I’m Reform and gonna get stuff wrong about them.)  

I mean, if what you’re going for is an X-men type thing I think you’re fine, but the “deity” word is throwing me off, because when I started reading this question I thought you meant a deity was converting to Judaism and the process was making him more mortal, but then when I got to the part where you said he had Jewish parents, I just got confused.

…as well as the usual stuff about Jewish characters in general: don’t show us as disproportionately more greedy than everyone else, don’t make our men more emasculated and wimpy than everyone else’s men, and please leave anything even close to turning us into sentient reptiles to actual Jewish writers.

–Shira

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District 9 director Neill Blomkamp was apparently working on a secret Alien film recently, as he shared a bunch of concept art on Instagram. In addition to Ripley, he planned on bringing back Aliens’ Corporal Hicks. Plus a Xenomorph mask?!

It seems this was put together for some sort of pitch, as he says the studio was unaware of what he was doing. He also states the project is not happening anymore:

Was working on this. Don’t think I am anymore. Love it though. Woulda rocked. Was a mental stroll into the world Ridley Scott created.

This has nothing to do with the studio. I just feel like I might do something else instead. In which case, why not show some work? They didn’t really even know I was working on it.

I would for him to revisit the idea in the future. If Scott can’t do it, Blomkamp’s track record proves he is the perfect candidate to pull off this kind of film.

A Pym Pocket was a very practical place to be when you don’t want to be disturbed or found. Not to mention you could kick back as you want and not bother about good manners or conventions.

Sprawled back on his chair, with his feet up on his desk, Dr. Henry Pym was tinkering with the data that Bobbi Morse had given him a few weeks back. He had rigged a new laptop, completely secure from any transmission to or from it, and was currently in the last steps of decodind the data.

His computer comfortably settled on his lap, he was staring at the screen. Bobbi was right. This was really scary stuff, if ever it was to be put forward. Or maybe it had already. The data she had given him didn’t include any actual experimental results on living subjects. He could even say it was a bit sloppy, since no respectable scientist would put out someting like this without testing it first and report their findings. Not to mention that they didn’t seem to know how that alien device seemed to be working, and still they were planning on using it.

He copied everything onto a UBS drive, cleared all trace of it from his laptop, and exited the Pym Pocket, coming back to his lab in the Avengers Mansion.

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So I have a little something I want to talk about.
What is with all the unnecessary aggression? You alienate people from your message when you phrase it in an accusatory and hostile way. While I agree with the basic sentient of these two posts, they could have been worded a lot nicer. What is the point in saying “you’re sexist” or “you don’t deserve my time.”? Why not just say ‘be careful of how you treat each other’. ‘Respect one another.’ Or, ‘In case you didn’t know, “Robin Williams made the whole world smile even though he was battling in the darkest pits of hell.“ And that is something we should all respect him for.’ Isn’t that better than being argumentative? These are just two examples of how I think that even when some people are talking about respect, they themselves are not being respectful. Instead of pointing fingers, we should focus on the broader picture of the message.
So that’s my 2 cents. Carry on.

maelkevejene  asked:

For prompts, how about #9 ("things you said when i was crying") for Grace and Garrus?

things you said when I was crying

He dodged, just in time to avoid the case of medals she’d thrown. It hit the fishtank, sending ribbons and medals to the floor in a tinkling cascade.

“Shepard?”

“I’m fine,” she snarled, turning on him. Tears ran down her face, though her expression was murderous rather than sad. He knew that much about the language her alien features spoke. She scrubbed her palms over her damp cheeks, not that the gesture stopped the tears. He wasn’t sure she even realized they were still falling. “I’m not fine. Why’d they wait?”

He blinked, took a step toward her, and waited to see if she’d recoil or throw him out. When she didn’t, he took another step, then a third. He didn’t touch her, but stood close enough to touch, if that was what she wanted. What she needed. She bowed her head until her chin touched the chestplate of the hardsuit she still wore. Just on the edge of his peripheral vision, he saw the… the helmet. The old helmet. That she’d brought back.

“More than two years,” she said, softly. “What were they waiting for? They deserved their closure. All those families. They deserved better than this. Hackett—he couldn’t have known I’d come back to collect those tags, to plant that memorial. He should have sent someone else. He should’ve sent someone else years ago. I was dead.”

He didn’t flinch because it would have upset her, and standing so close, she’d have seen it. Felt it, even.

“They really did bury it, didn’t they?” Shepard said, lifting her chin to meet his eyes. “I’m—I’m not sure I believed it, until now. The ship that pulled their collective asses from the Sovereign-shaped fire, and they left her there, broken. Her people. My people.”

You, he thought, and didn’t say, remembering those hideous newsvids, the recruitment posters, the resounding silence about everything that mattered. After. “Maybe that’s why,” Garrus said. “Why he sent you now. So you’d know. What you’re up against. The resistance to the truth.”

She huffed a frustrated exhale, but this time when she rubbed the tears from her cheeks, they stayed dry. “Not sure that makes me feel better.”

“Not sure it should,” he agreed. “But—you’re right. They deserved better. And, after everything, I think they’d probably appreciate that it was you and not some Alliance scavenger team. You honored them. You cared.”

“I did,” she said. “I do.”

“Hackett’s still a bastard.”

She laughed a watery laugh and clapped a companionable hand to his upper arm. “Right now, Garrus? Insubordination or no insubordination? I think I have to agree with you.”

One Life, Together || One-Shot

Title: One Life, Together
Rating: K+
Characters: Metacrisis Doctor, Rose Tyler
Genre: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Word Count: 1610
Summary: The Doctor promised Rose they could spend their lives together. And she’s not about to let him break that promise. Even if it means they die together.

Note: Inspired by an edit that I can’t find right now, but it shows Nine and Ten sending Rose away and then Meta saying, “I have one life. I could spend it with you.”

It should have been simple.

The alien said he had crash-landed and just wanted to get home. He had seemed trustworthy enough, nobody questioned it. They brought him back to Torchwood to try and get in contact with his home planet…

Only to find out, too late, that his home planet was a planet Pete had refused to negotiate with. They wanted to mine Earth’s natural resources. Pete couldn’t allow that.

So now they were going to take Torchwood out of their way. The “stranded” alien had a bomb molecularly bonded to its skin, counting down to explode. There was no way to get rid of it and no time to take him somewhere where he could detonate with hurting anyone else.

“It’s not just going to take out Torchwood,” the Doctor reported as he examined the bomb. They had knocked the alien out and strapped it down so the Doctor could get a look without hurting itself. “This is strong enough to take out everything within a three-kilometer radius.”

“Then we evacuate the entire area,” Pete said at once. There wasn’t enough time though. They had eight minutes.

“I might be able to disable it,” the Doctor said as he examined the bomb. It looked simple enough, but he would only have one chance at it. If he messed up…

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fic: To Make It Through (1/?)

Pairing: Ten/Rose
Rating: Teen (for this chapter)
Words: 1,400~
Summary: A trip to a marketplace goes horribly wrong, and the Doctor needs to help Rose heal in the aftermath.
Notes: Many thanks to the brilliant whatwecanfic for letting me discuss this idea with her and for the beta!


The Doctor stood frozen for a moment, staring at the broken pieces of Rose’s new trinket on the ground. The boisterous chatter and bustle of the marketplace behind him faded as everything in his head turned to static. Slowly, he took out his sonic and crouched down, running it over the fragments and watching as the blue light brought them together to look like it was never damaged. Picking it up, he placed it in one of his pockets and stood.

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