just had this done a long time ago and since i said i was going to do the meme well


possible triggers, read/reblog with caution.


❛ You lost, friend? ❜
❛ Forgive me for staring… ❜
❛ May I tell you a secret? ❜
❛ I’m here to welcome you to the capital… ❜
❛ How did that come to pass? ❜
❛ You don’t partake? ❜
❛ I was invited to the royal wedding. ❜
❛ I thought we were speaking truth. ❜
❛ The last time I was in the capital was many years ago. ❜
❛ I’ve heard rumors. ❜
❛ I wasn’t there. I don’t know what happened– ❜
❛ You must not have been very good at your job. ❜
❛ Do you intend to execute me or am I free to go? ❜
❛ You know what? You should come with us.  ❜
❛ You got money to pay for it? ❜
❛ You don’t seem to understand the situation. ❜
❛ I place far too much trust in you. ❜
❛ You murdered them and displayed their corpses. ❜
❛ You ready for a hunt? ❜
❛ Though you’re not the champion yet, are you? ❜
❛ I’m sure they have a spare costume. ❜
❛ I would like to keep what remains of my face. ❜
❛ This one is clearly mad with lust. ❜
❛ What good is an empty cup? Fill it. ❜
❛ If you want to live, we have to leave. ❜
❛ I’m not trying to trick you. ❜
❛ They’ll be following you, now. ❜
❛ Are you going to accept their offer? ❜
❛ I will not have you dying on my behalf! ❜
❛ You got to do all seven of the fuckers? ❜
❛ Call that a fight? ❜
❛ It means something to me. ❜
❛ They want to draw us out, pick us off a few at a time. ❜
❛ There's got to be a way to protect them. ❜
❛ Your hatred for my family is…rather well known. ❜
❛ You think we conspired together? ❜
❛ But you want something in return. ❜
❛ That must be hard for you to admit. ❜
❛ I will not disappoint you. ❜
❛ I will not gamble with your life. ❜
❛ I bring your enemies what they deserve. ❜
❛ You want to live the rest of your life in chains? ❜
❛ What do you think they’ll do to us? ❜
❛ We have no training, no weapons. ❜
❛ If you want it, you must take it. ❜
❛ I will answer injustice with justice. ❜


❛ Trial? I have confessed. ❜
❛ My point is, we don’t choose whom we love. ❜
❛ What I’m trying and failing to say… ❜
❛ I know what you’re trying to say. ❜
❛ I think a part of me always knew and I’m glad. ❜
❛ Do you have any last words? ❜
❛ Perhaps, even you are innocent of that. ❜
❛ I can not disobey my king’s command. ❜
❛ I’m not going to kill you. ❜
❛ You’re going to advise me. ❜
❛ I’m not going to be banished…  ❜
❛ We’re all the same to them, meat for their army. ❜
❛ Why should I spend my time listening to you? ❜
❛ I will have a very large army and very large dragons. ❜
❛ What will we find when we strip away your finery? ❜
❛ Let go of vanity, pride, sin. ❜
❛ Lies come easily to you, everyone knows that. ❜
❛ I just need a moment of your time. ❜
❛ How many centuries before we learn how to build cities like this again? ❜
❛ This is my home. And you can’t frighten me. ❜
❛ It takes courage to admit fear, and to admit a mistake. ❜
❛ I came here to you that I was wrong. ❜
❛ This isn’t a strange place, this is my home. ❜
❛ You’re going the wrong way. ❜
❛ What a waste of a good kidnapping. ❜
❛ So happens, I was heading there myself. ❜
❛ The dead don’t need lovers, only the living. ❜
❛ Don’t you want to chase the rats out of it? ❜
❛ My place is here. ❜
❛ I’m giving you a chance to avenge your family. ❜
❛ I wish I could fight beside you. ❜
❛ I can imagine no higher praise. ❜
❛ I won’t try and dissuade you. ❜
❛ I’m sorry I’m always snapping at you. ❜
❛ If you didn’t snap at me I wouldn’t learn anything. ❜
❛ I’m going to show you how to ride properly. ❜
❛ I can teach you how to fight. ❜
❛ I suppose that’s more important. ❜
❛ You loved your family, avenge them. ❜
❛ There’s no justice in the world. Not unless we make it. ❜
❛ I don’t feel guilty. That’s what’s odd. ❜
❛ They don’t fear you, they don’t follow you.  ❜
❛ And how long will that be? ❜
❛ There are only two like it in the world. ❜
❛ You never told me why you set me free. ❜
❛ You’re not family, you owe me nothing. ❜


❛ Everything they’ve taken from us, we’re going to take back. ❜
❛ It’s a good thing you’re not a boy/girl anymore. ❜
❛ That’s what I do. I drink and I know things. ❜
❛ I’m here to help. Don’t eat the help. ❜
❛ I’ve heard conflicting reports. ❜
❛ What kind of god would have a pecker that small? ❜
❛ My reign has just begun. ❜
❛ We make peace with our enemies, not our friends. ❜
❛ If you did know, you’re my enemy. ❜
❛ If you didn’t know, you’re an idiot. ❜
❛ Fuck justice then. We’ll get revenge. ❜
❛ Violence is a disease. ❜
❛ You’re shit at dying, you know that? ❜
❛ Trust me – if my soup didn’t kill you, nothing will. ❜
❛ We may as well be taking shits back here. ❜
❛ If you ever come back this way, I will execute you myself. ❜
❛ You don’t have to be here. ❜
❛ Perhaps we should take shelter. ❜
❛ Have you ever met the blackfish? ❜
❛ Why did we have to come here? ❜
❛ That is hardly your concern. ❜
❛ The gods have a plan for us all. ❜
❛ Have they hurt you? Have they mistreated you? ❜
❛ Is there no other way? ❜
❛ Come with me…now. The dead don’t rest. ❜
❛ I’m tired of fighting. It’s all I’ve done since I left home. ❜
❛ Where will you go? ❜
❛ After they stabbed you, where did you go? ❜
❛ What do you remember? ❜
❛ They obviously had help. ❜
❛ Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face. ❜
❛ If I lost my cock I would drink all the time. ❜
❛ Apologies for what you are about to see. ❜
❛ And we’re going to fight it in there? ❜
❛ Sinners don’t make demands, they make confessions. ❜
❛ I offer my services once again. ❜
❛ Help me get him/her inside. ❜
❛ I have never been much of a fighter. ❜
❛ The three eyed raven says there’s a war coming. ❜
❛ We have to cross here. ❜
❛ I can’t speak for the flames, but he’s/she’s gone. ❜
❛ If we don’t take back the north, we’ll never be safe. ❜
❛ I want you to help me, but I’ll do it myself if I have to. ❜
❛ Don’t you wish we could go back to the day we left?  ❜
❛ I want to scream at myself, “don’t go you idiot.” ❜
❛ That’s what you said. ❜
Locked in Love (M)

Word Count: 24k
Member: Jimin x Reader
Genre: Smut, Fluff & Slight angst like it’s barely even there

Getting locked in the mall on Christmas eve isn’t ideal, but getting locked in the mall with your brothers best friend that you haven’t seen in a while? Well, it might have been alright if you didn’t have feelings for him.

↠ Day 5 of the seven days of Christmas collab! Read the other fics here


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frustrating — peter parker

prompt: you and peter both have immense crushes on each other, but say nothing, because best friends aren’t supposed to think about kissing each other

warnings: language and fluff. plus this is super long rip

notes: prompts like this fuck me UP man like I am a sucker for cliché tropes done correctly and in a way that isn’t sexist or toxic. hope you enjoy requests are open! i’m thinking of making a sequel to this bc it’s super cute and I have so much more I want to happen, but y’all can decide if that happens or not :)

Though he hasn’t known you for that long, Peter can’t help but admire you and the person you were constantly. He finds himself thinking about it when his eyes glaze over the room, searching for you landing on you, and he can’t help the corners of his lips tugging up into the softest, most appreciative smile you’ve never seen.

He doesn’t know how, out of the two years you’ve been best friends, you hadn’t notice his wandering gaze and his staring, but he’s glad you don’t catch it. He’s sure that you’d find nothing of it, mainly because that’s just the person you were, but still. There are times when he’d wish you’d notice his eyes poring over your entire being and you’d actually say something to give him an idea of how you feel about him. He doesn’t actually expect you to of course, because by nature you were quite awkward and would never say something that you thought would embarrass you, nor would you ever actually tell him if you liked him. It’s not like he would either.

And it’s not like he thought you would ever like him in the first place.

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Originally posted by myloveseokjin

Note:  I remember I sent @cyphertrip a ton of anons about post-first-time with Namjoon for her kinky Mondays (the blessed day), and I’m here to actually write this into reality.  This is not part of the end of year kink meme 2016 since no one requested anything like this but… 

Pairing: Namjoon x Reader
Rating: NC17-ish, but more M-ish
Genre: romance, smut (kind of)
Warnings: first time sex (disjointed flashbacks)
Word Count: 2689

Summary:  The memory of last night is fresh in both Namjoon’s mind and yours while you try your best to have an innocent date.




Today marks the three hundred sixty-sixth day since you said yes to dating Kim Namjoon.  Your one-year anniversary is today, and you wake up at exactly 6AM by force of habit despite having spent the night tossing and turning. You’re meeting Namjoon later for brunch at some ridiculously expensive French restaurant (his treat).  And you made a surprise reservation for two at a high-end Korean fusion restaurant for dinner (your treat).  In between meals, the two of you were going to spend time doing normal, cutesy couple things, the details of which were to be determined as the two of you walked around town.  

You and Namjoon had this day planned out for a good month, and you had even scheduled time off from work to enjoy a nice, long three-day weekend with your boyfriend.  It was supposed to be a relaxing day to enjoy each other’s company and to have some lighthearted fun.  

But you are the furthest thing from relaxed as you step into the shower to get ready, your mind a complete, fumbling mess as you replay the events of eight hours ago and how Namjoon had taken your virginity in the quiet, comfortable space of his room.  

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(pls forgive me, i’m not a photo editor. i just wanted ot7)

Hey, everyone! I recently hit 100 followers! I’ve had this blog since January and even though I had a rough start and I wanted to leave a few times, I’m very glad I pushed through. I wanted to save a follow forever for another milestone and just do a drabble game for this one but there are so many amazing blogs a wanted to thank. I really appreciate every single one of you guys. This blog has been a safe haven for me, and I can’t imagine how my life would be without it. I’ve felt much more loved on this blog in the short time I’ve had it than on my previous blog, which I had for 2 and half years before I left. Even though this blog may be considered ‘small’ to some people (not that it matters to me), I still feel as if I genuinely matter to all of you, and I can’t thank you enough. I will never be able to fully express my gratitude. I really do care about all of you. All the users that show up under my followers are my friends, and I care about each one of you so much. Thank you all so much for all that you’ve done for me. I’m beyond grateful.

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3 A.M. (Jared Kleinman x Reader)

394. “It’s 3am and you’re the only person in McDonald’s right now and why do I have to work the night shift”

A/N: Okay, so this is the first fic I’ve ever posted online so be gentle, please lol. I really have been meaning to write this for a long time, but it took some self-convincing. Anyways, here it is and enjoy! I do take requests about anything to be honest so ask away!


You were bored. Scratch that, you were dying from boredom. Why did you have to work the night shift, rather why was there even a night shift? It’s currently past midnight and the only customers you’ve had since midnight are junkies without money. You were resting your head on your hand and leaning over the counter. You sighed heavily and stared at the clock, watching the minutes pass by. You wanted nothing more than to wash the grease off of you and to lay down in your bed watching your favorite show on Netflix. 

Just then, the bell hanging above the door chimed. A customer at this ungodly hour of the night? You instantly recognized who the customer was. He was wearing a flannel with a striped T-shirt underneath. He wore big glasses and had brown hair and plastered on his face was his big shit-eating grin. The insanely annoying Jared Kleinman. But he was also your friend, so maybe he can tell you some of his stupid jokes to cheer you up. 

“Why are you here? Seriously, it’s 3 am.” 

“Is that how you talk to paying customers? Honestly, I’d like to speak to your manager.” 

“Go ahead, she’s probably in bed asleep considering she left 3 hours ago. What do you want, Kleinman?” 

“I just wanted to visit my best friend slaving away her youth in a shitty fast food chain restaurant. Are you seriously the only one working?”

“Afraid so. There’s no point in me being here.” 

“You’re right. Let’s ditch it and go to my house.” 

“Isn’t that a little suspicious? You know, a girl actually wanting to be at your house at 3 am?” 

“Fuck off. I’m trying to save you from this hellhole, but if you’re going to act like that-” 

“Look, it’s not that I don’t want to, but I can’t just leave.” Jared looked around the restaurant. Literally he searched every corner of the dining area and came back. 

“That’s funny, I don’t see anyone else here. No manager to force you to stay. C’mon, live a little (Y/N).” 

“I appreciate the sentiment, Jared, but seriously, I can’t go. Maybe another night.” 

“Alright, I guess I'll tell everyone to come in, then.” 

“Everyone?” Jared smirked and dialed a number on his phone. 

“Yeah, man, she said she can’t leave. Alright, come on in.” 

He shut his phone off and you stared at him in confusion. Just then, you heard a couple car doors slam shut. The bell chimed again and in walked Connor, Zoe, Evan, and Alana. 

“Guys, what the hell are you doing here?” 

Zoe answered you, “Since you couldn’t leave work, we decided to come here to try and convince you to hang out.” 

“But you guys can’t stay unless you buy something.” 

Everyone “checked” their pockets for money, meaning that they didn’t actually look for the sake of getting you to leave your job. Connor spoke, 

“Aww man, we don’t have any. Guess you’ll have escort us out and then ditch this place.” 

“Alana, you’re going along with this?” 

“I know, it seems so out of character, but Fridays aren’t fun without you, (Y/N).”

You wiped your hand on your face and looked at your friends’ pleading faces.

“Okay, okay, fine. I’ll leave. But if I get fired, it’s on you.” 

Jared clapped your back, “Aaand we can help you find a new one. One that doesn’t make you work a night shift at 3 am on Friday nights.” 

You locked up the restaurant. You had changed clothes before leaving and even put on some deodorant because no one likes lingering McDonald’s smell. Everyone else had already piled in Jared’s car. Jared hung back with you. You turned to him, 

“So, you’ve dragged me out of work to hang out? We could’ve done this another night, you realize.” 

“Now what kind of friend would I be if I let my best friend in the whole world out to dry working?” 

“A normal one..?” 

“Good thing I’m not normal. Unless you’d rather be in there with all the grease fuming up into your hair-” 

“No! I-I’m happy that you came and got me.” 

“That’s what I thought. I mean who can resist the insanely cool Jared Kleinman?” 

 You two began walking to his car as you said, “Oh, definitely not me, Jared. My life would be too boring without you.” 

You were joking when you said that, but you knew deep down that it was true. If it wasn’t for Jared, you’d still be at work, bored out of your mind. Jared always came to the rescue, whether it was getting you to ditch work or to even chase off creepy guys who were flirting with you. You couldn’t imagine your life without him. 

You got in the passenger seat while Jared got in the driver’s seat. He smiled at you as he turned on the radio. He plugged in his phone and began playing Cupcakke’s Deepthroat. You and the rest of the gang started shouting the lyrics, except for Evan and Alana who were terrified at the horrid lyrics. 

Jared pulled into the parking lot of a park. Everyone got out and ran around like kids. You laughed at Connor and Evan who were recreating the Jack and Rose scene from Titanic at the top of the slide. The night was filled with many pictures and snapchat videos of you all just goofing off and having the time of your lives. You saw a tree at the back end of the park that seemed sturdy enough to climb, so you raced towards it. You reached up to the lowest branch and hoisted yourself up. You grabbed onto the next branch and sat upon it. You leaned back against the trunk and watched your friends run around.

“Hey, you better be careful up there. You don’t wanna end up falling out of it like Tree Boy over there.” 

“I’ll be fine, Jared, I used to do this all the time when I was younger.” 

Jared hoisted himself onto the branch that was next to yours. He faced the trunk of the tree and leaned against the other branches. You smiled and averted your gaze, blushing. Thank God it was dark out. 

“Hey, thanks for bailing me out.”  

“What are awesome friends for, amirite?” 

“Man, I really don’t know what I’d do without you.” 

“In all honesty, you’d probably be better off. I mean, you could lose your job by being here.” 

“So what? If it wasn’t for you, I’d still be there and not here… with you.” 

“(Y/N) (L/N) if I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were flirting with me.” 

He smirked as you sighed. Then you grinned as you said, 

“And what if I am?” 

It was his turn to blush. For once, Jared was speechless. He just laughed awkwardly as you chuckled. 

“Okay, okay, calm down there. I know I’m irresistible, but no one can tie down this loser.” 

“Pfft. Whatever, Kleinman. You’d jump at the chance to get with me and you know it.” Jared just smiled and avoided your gaze. 

“What’s wrong?”

“Nothing. Hey, I’ll race you to the slides!”

“Oh, you are so going down!” 

You and Jared jumped from the tree and took off running for the slides. You had taken a shortcut under the jungle gym and climbed up to the top. You jumped over the side of the bars. You stopped him in his tracks. 

“I win!” 

“Damn, you got lucky.” 

“I sure did.” 

You smiled as you kissed his cheek and immediately went down the slide. He stood there in utter shock and then chased after you. After an hour, Jared drove everyone to his house and passed out in his living room. You and Jared had somehow ended up in a cuddling position throughout the night. Your face was in his chest and his arm was draped over your waist pulling you in closer. 

You woke up to the smell of him and grinned. You hesitantly sat up and looked at your surroundings. There were your best friends in the whole world passed out on the floor in the living room of the guy you had been crushing on since 6th grade. You reached around for your phone and picked it up. You looked at the pictures from the night before and reminisced about the fun times that happened only hours ago. You saw the picture of you on his back with him holding your legs and your arms wrapped around his neck. You were both smiling and laughing. You cheesed at the photo. 

“That might actually be the gayest photo of me.” 

Jared was up. You, jokingly, pushed him away. Pretty soon everyone woke up and it was time for everyone to leave. They all, once again, climbed in Jared’s car as he dropped them off one by one. You were the last one to get dropped off. Jared walked you to your front door.

“Thanks for everything. Seriously, that was the most fun I’ve had in awhile.” 

“Glad I could help. Seriously, if you ever need me to bail you out again, I’m one text away.” 

You smiled as you turned to go into your house. Jared’s hand on your wrist caught you by surprise. 

“Jared, what th-” 

He cupped your face and crashed his lips onto yours. You, mindlessly, grabbed onto his flannel as you kissed back. He pulled away as he rested his forehead against yours. You both smiled as he pecked your lips. 

“Sorry, I’ve wanted to do that for a long time.”

“You can do that whenever you like, I won’t complain.”

You both laughed as he started back to his car.

“I gotta run, but I’ll see you tomorrow.”

“We’re hanging out tomorrow?”

“Well, I just now decided that we are going to a movie tomorrow. I’ll pick you up at 7.”

“Well, aren’t you assertive.”

“You love it.” 

“You’re damn right I do.” 

He chuckled and kissed your hand before leaving. You walked into your house and sat down on the couch. Your mom came in and scolded you about getting fired because you went to hang out with your friends. Apparently, the security cameras were on. 

After your mom was done, you sent a text to the group chat with everyone in it. 

To: Tree Squad🌲 

Guys, I just got fired!!! 


Oops! Sorry! 


Well, you didn’t need that job anyways!




Oh my god! I’m so sorry! We didn’t mean to! 


Haha, relax, Hansen. I can just find another one. 


McDonald’s fucking sucks anyways. Have you guys seen this meme? 


Jared what the fuck 


That’s disgusting


Honestly that’s just in poor taste Jared 


I’m really starting to think that that can’t even be considered a meme 




See? I’m funny! (Y/N) is the only one that gets me! 



(In a separate text) 


Hey, sorry about your job. I’ll definitely make it up to you. 


You already did 


Well there’s more where that came from.


Just then he sent a picture of your face in his chest from this morning. You smiled. 



You should definitely take more naps at my house. It’s like hella cute and all that gay shit 


 Thank you once again insanely annoying Jared Kleinman :p

anonymous asked:

51 or 13 I can't decide which one so you pick lol

I’ve already done 51 (I think. it was so long ago) so here is 13. it was super fun to write.

“My hobby is making fun of you when you talk,” Chloe said, one hand on Beca’s back as she steered her out of the dentist.

“Well that’s not very nice,” Beca said as Chloe helped her into the car. “My mouth doesn’t do words good since the dentist stole my teeth.” Chloe laughed as she leaned across and fastened her drugged-up girlfriend’s seatbelt. “Do you think he got them all out?”

“All your teeth? I don’t know babe, why don’t you check?” Chloe said, starting the car.

“Ummm… I don’t know… There’s… stuff in my mouth,” Beca said. “It’s like a… um… what are the animals that are clouds with legs?”


“Sheep… But only one of them… Is that a shep?”

Chloe snorted with laugher. There were tears in her eyes at the effort to keep her laughter at bay.

“Are you gonna put me on youtube?” Beca asked.

“I’m not even filming, babe. I’m driving,” Chloe said.

“I don’t want to be a meme,” she said.

“I know,” Chloe said, wishing she was filming, just so she could show Beca later. “I won’t make you a meme, don’t worry.”

“You’re so nice,” Beca said, lifting her hand and placing it clumsily against Chloe’s face. “You’re my favourite.”

“You’re my favourite too,” Chloe said, moving Beca’s hand so she could see the road.

Content for the time being, Beca closed her eyes and rested her head against the car door.

“Owww,” Beca mumbled after a few minutes.

“What is it?”

“My mouth hurts,” she said.

“I know, baby.”

“Why does it hurt?”

“Because you had your wisdom teeth removed,” Chloe said, pulling into the parking space by their apartment.

Beca started making a whimpering crying noise.

“What’s wrong?” Chloe asked, rushing over to Beca’s side of the car.

Beca didn’t answer but carried on crying.

“It’s okay, sweetie, we’ll get you to bed and you can have some painkillers,” Chloe said, helping her out of the car.

Beca was still softly crying when Chloe sat her on the bed.

“Becs, look at me,” Chloe said, brushing the hair from Beca’s face.

Beca opened her tear-filled eyes and looked at Chloe.

“Is it really hurting?”

Beca shook her head, her bottom lip quivering like a child who was about to burst into tears.

“Why are you crying?”

“They took my wisdom teeth and now I’ll never be wise,” she said before fully crying again.

Once again, Chloe had to bite her lip to stop from laughing.

“You’re already wise,” Chloe said. “That’s why they took out your wisdom teeth, because they’d already emptied out all of their wisdom.”

“Really?” Beca said, trying to catch her breath.

“Really,” Chloe said.

Beca wiped her eyes on her sleeve and managed to stop crying.

“I’m gonna get you an icepack, okay? I’ll be right back,” she said, kissing Beca on the forehead.

“How long will it take?” Beca said, grasping Chloe’s hand.

“I just have to get it out of the freezer,” Chloe said. Beca kept a tight hold on Chloe’s hand and didn’t look away. “Can I have my hand back?” Beca shook her head. “But I need to get your icepack.”

“Will you come back?”

“Of course,” Chloe said.



“Okay,” Beca said, finally letting go of her hand. “I love you.”

“I love you too. Even when you’re all loopy.”

30 Best Mellow Frames (Part 3)



Sorry for the delay, here are the top ten Mellow Frames: 

10. Steven Universe Characters React to Edgy Theories 3:

Remember the Steven Universe Edgy Theory Generator? It was an online generator that came up with absurd theories for Steven Universe. It was popular with the fandom awhile ago. I made three comics that were about if these theories were true. These comics were fun to make because I didn’t have to waste time on set up or anything like that, I could get to the jokes quicker. The most popular seems to be the third one. The joke at end seems to be the popular favorite, which surprised me because I was very unsure about making the joke. However people did find it funny so I guess it did work. Raven Molisee, a writer and story boarder for Steven Universe, liked this post so I guess this is Crewniverse approved. Neat.

9. Just a Few Questions:

This is easily my most popular Mellow Frames as well as the most controversial. I do admit that I do have a few questions that could’ve been reworded ( “Where are my Limb Enhancers” should be “ Am I ever going to get my limb enhancers back”, “ Did Rose have any humans before Greg” should be “ Who were the humans that Rose had before Greg and what happened to them”) Also there were some questions I should have asked like “ Will Greg ever move on”, “ what did Peridot ‘mean by Harvest me’”, “Who owns the Big Donut”, and “ where are the cops in Beach City?”. 

With that said I do think some of the complaints are funny. I literally said it was a metaphor, but so many people took it literally. I’ve seen a few post complaining about this comic specifically saying this is how ridiculous SU Crits are. That makes me a little proud. Many believe that this comic is anti filler, but really my intention was to point out that there is a lot of possibilities for interesting stories, but season 4 wasn’t taking advantage of that. Though not all the questions were like that.

Honestly most of the people did like this comic and I’m proud of it. It’s just not higher because I prefer the ones where I am telling more of a story.

8. Fuse, Marry, Kill:

Here’s an oldie, but a goodie. It’s just about the gems playing fuse, marry, kill (though in hindsight it should have been fuse, marry, shatter or fuse, marry, bubble), but Pearl is giving eyebrow raising answers. This is pretty much the birth of the character we call Problematic Pearl. Problematic Pearl is pretty much Pearl, but is blatantly unapologetic and her flaws have been ramped up. This comic did become a slight meme as I’ve seen people on Tumblr and Reddit reference it. I believe this one is all right.

7. Problematic Pearl: Pokémon Go:

For those who don’t know, I have a secondary account called Ask Problematic Pearl. It’s an account where I have people ask questions towards Problematic Pearl, which is the Mellow Frames version of Pearl. This is easily my most popular post on that account and I understand why.  I feel like this one isn’t cheating to put on here since it’s done in a Mellow Frames sort of format. The ask I got for this came months before I answered. I waited so long to finally make this comic because I wanted to play the game for awhile so I can get the references right. I feel like it paid off. Also this is the only Pokémon Go meme I found that isn’t either condescending to players or about team stereotypes.

6. Are You the People I’m Suppose to Kidnap:

I’m a little surprised that this one is as popular as it is, I guess people like Garnet drawing boobs. In hindsight it is pretty funny and the boobs did look better than I expected (I can’t draw, but I know how to use Illustrator). Here’s a fun fact about what seems to be everyone favorite line “I hope not”, It was originally going to be said by Lars. I was thinking about doing a Mellow Frames on the Good Lars, where Sadie and Steven decide to get baked instead of helping Lars bake. While they’re high in the basement, Aquamarine and Topaz come in and kidnap Lars. Aquamarine asked Lars “ Are you my dad?” to which Lars replied with “ I hope not.” I ended up scrapping the idea because of time restraint ( and it not being that funny) so I gave the line to Connie. In hindsight, having Connie say it is a lot funnier.

5. The Lust Boat:

Well this one certainly has an erotic title, though it still accurately describes this comic. Not only is Jasper thirsty, but we have an added subplot about Pearl sailing out to hit on Jasper. I had quite a few people tell me that they hated this episode, but this comic made them feel a lot better. That makes feel a lot better.

4. Aether Foundation is Suspicious as Fuck:

I can’t believe how right this comic was. Not only was I right, the game didn’t even hide it. For a while this was actually the Mellow Frames with the most views, which is surprising because usually only the SU stuff gets notes (aside: I really need to start making Pokémon comics again since Ultra Sun/Moon are coming out). There was even a well-made dub of this comic made by Ravens Dub. They did a pretty good job on it.

3. Miss Problematic Pearl:

Mr. Greg was for me the episode that saved Pearl’s character, however that’s not very funny. What is funny is to put Problematic Pearl in the episode. So this comic is pretty much the episode except with Problematic Pearl and no musical numbers. This is probably one of the few Mellow Frames where I was laughing while making it.

2. Do You Mind, I’m Full of Education:

My best comics happen to be the ones on the episodes I like (people would think it would be the other way around). Mindful Education is one of my favorite episodes so Do You Mind I’m Full of Education is one of my favorite Mellow Frames. Despite the episode being so good, I still have a lot material especially with bitter misused Garnet. It seems people’s favorite part is when Garnet asked Stevonnie the uncomfortable question. I was very worried about that moment since Garnet used an arguably offensive (some people told me the word wasn’t as much offensive as it was archaic. With that said, I never use the word unless in relation to a famous trope), but nobody got offended. Fun fact: that scene has also inspired an original film that I’m currently writing. This one is just one I love reading and I hope you do too.

1.     Peridot’s Hidden Escape Pods:

And here’s #1, it was #1 the last list and it’s #1 her too. This one asks an important question, what if Peridot planted escape pods throughout the ship. It really doesn’t work out. People love seeing villains fail, and it’s usually funny to see it done by their own volition. What makes this comic the best one is that it works even if you haven’t seen what it’s parodying. I showed this comic to my little sister who hasn’t even seen Steven Universe, and she laughed hard. I also liked the interactions between Japer and Peridot, which wasn’t really that different from the show. Until “Aether Foundation is Suspicious as Fuck” and “Just a Few Questions” this was the Mellow Frames with the most notes, and it really deserves it. Like the Aether Foundation comic this too has a dub that you should check out (I’m linking to my reblog because the dubber deactivated their account). Honestly this one is still the funniest in my opinion.

And that was my top 30 Mellow Frames. I would like to thank you all for following my Mellow Frames and supporting them too. Making these have been a lot of fun despite the lack of financial returns. Now I’m going to tell you all a little secret. So many people have asked me to do an abridged series of these frames, and I’ve usually said no. Now I’m going to tell you that I actually really want to, and I probably will eventually. Right now I’m trying to get financially independent, but after I accomplish that I’m thinking about making the SU comics into videos. I just need to learn how to edit an abridge series (though it’s not exactly an abridge series) and get voice actors since I can’t voice act (though I know a few people would be perfect voices). So it probably won’t happen this year, but eventually I would like these Mellow Frames to not just be comics anymore. 

OK KO Oneshot: Blorpers Gonna Blorp

Plot: When an annoying meme comes back from the dead, it’s nice to have people - specifically a slightly obnoxious robotic boyfriend - by your side.

((Sorry about the stupid title, lol. But yeah, I’m not hugely into the Radmond ship personally, but at the same time I think it’s pretty cute and I’ve had this idea for a while so, why not write it? Anyway, enjoy!))

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Where the Worried Dads Are // A Phan One-Shot

Genre: domestic fluff, family fluff, fluff, parent!phan

Words: 3.2k

Relationship status: married

Warnings: none

Summary: For Dan and Phil’s wedding anniversary, Phil decides the two of them deserve a holiday to themselves, which means leaving their three-year-old daughter with Dan’s parents. Dan’s over-anxious side comes out as he can’t help but constantly worry about his little daughter.

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The Meme and His Tutor

Part 7:  The Time The Tutor Got Mail

Recommended Song: Q by GOT7

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Jungkook had gone and done exactly what you had told him not to do as well as making your melt a little.

Genre: Fluff, comedy

Pairing: Jungkook X Reader (Y/N)

Warnings: Swearing

Word Count: 1121

Length: 7/?

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100 fleetwood mac rp starters
  • **these are my favorite lyrics from my favorite people ❤ feel free to change pronouns, etc!~**
  • ~~~
  • 1. "And if you don't love me now, you will never love me again"
  • 2. "Said you'd give me light but you never told me about the fire"
  • 3. "I should have known from the start, I'd be the broken-hearted"
  • 4. "Why don't you tell me what's going on?"
  • 5. "Well, who am I to keep you down?"
  • 6. "So I try to say goodbye, my friend"
  • 7. "I haven't felt this way I feel since many a year ago"
  • 8. "Living through each empty night, a deadly calm inside"
  • 9. "Agony's torn at my heart too long"
  • 10. "Do you know how to pick up the pieces and go home?"
  • 11. "All I want is to see you smile, if it takes just a little while"
  • 12. "Not all the prayers in the world could save us"
  • 13. "Loving you isn't the right thing to do"
  • 14. "We will never forget tonight"
  • 15. "I keep my visions to myself"
  • 16. "I wake up but only to fall"
  • 17. "You'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loved you"
  • 18. "Was I such a fool?"
  • 19. "Why not think about times to come and not about the things that you've done"
  • 20. "Dreams unwind; love's a state of mind"
  • 21. "Well I've been afraid of changing 'cause I've built my life around you"
  • 22. "You don't know what it means to win"
  • 23. "I'm so afraid"
  • 24. "The stars must be my friends to shine for me"
  • 25. "Tell me why everything turned around"
  • 26. "I hope and if I pray it might work out someday"
  • 27. "I never did believe in the ways of magic, but I'm beginning to wonder why"
  • 28. "Never change, never stop"
  • 29. "I know I could have loved you, but you would not let me"
  • 30. "Did you say that she loved you?"
  • 31. "Time makes you bolder"
  • 32. "Thunder only happens when its raining"
  • 33. "So we make our choices when there is no choice"
  • 34. "How can you love me? I don't understand why"
  • 35. "But never have I been a blue calm sea; I have always been a storm"
  • 36. "I never did believe in miracles, but I've a feeling it's time to try"
  • 37. "Damn the dark, damn the light"
  • 38. "I wish that you were mine"
  • 39. "All your life you've never seen a woman taken by the wind"
  • 40. "Don't say that you love me! Just tell me that you want me!"
  • 41. "I loved you from the start"
  • 42. "And if I was a child, and the child was enough…"
  • 43. "To you, I'll give the world"
  • 44. "Can you hear me calling out your name?"
  • 45. "It's only right that you should play the way you feel it"
  • 46. "Why are you right when I'm so wrong?"
  • 47. "Can you tell me, was it worth it?"
  • 48. "Remembering what you had and what you lost"
  • 49. "But now you're here; can't believe that you're back again"
  • 50. "Don't break the spell"
  • 51. "Now I know I can't lose, as long as you follow"
  • 52. "I feel that when I'm with you, it's alright"
  • 53. "Have mercy, baby, on a poor girl like me"
  • 54. "There's a heartbeat and it never really died"
  • 55. "Just think what tomorrow will do"
  • 56. "She's a dragon"
  • 57. "If I could, baby, I'd give you my world "
  • 58. "You can take me to paradise; and then again you can be cold as ice"
  • 59. "How can I ever change things that I feel?"
  • 60. "And I have changed, oh but you, you remain ageless"
  • 61. "Don't stop thinking about tomorrow"
  • 62. "Is there anything left to save?"
  • 63. "Damn your love, damn your lies"
  • 64. "I'm not a child anymore; I'm tall enough to reach for the stars"
  • 65. "Drowning in the sea of love where everyone would love to drown"
  • 66. "'Cause if you use me again it'll be the end of me"
  • 67. "Sleep easy by my side"
  • 68. "…Loneliness like a heartbeat, drives you mad"
  • 69. "I'd go anywhere…ask me and I'm there"
  • 70. "And I can't walk away from you, baby, if I tried"
  • 71. "Never going back again"
  • 72. "Gimme just a chance"
  • 73. "Your eyes say yes but you don't say yes"
  • 74. "Rulers make bad lovers"
  • 75. "Lightening strikes maybe once, maybe twice"
  • 76. "Time cast a spell on you, but you won't forget me"
  • 77. "I'll be waiting for you if you ever wanna be there"
  • 78. "Maybe I'm wrong but who's to say what's right?"
  • 79. "You say you want your freedom"
  • 80. "And you reached out your hand to me"
  • 81. "You're the poet in my heart"
  • 82. "I'm so weak and you're so strong"
  • 83. "She is like a cat in the dark and then she is darkness"
  • 84. "I can live today, if you give me tomorrow"
  • 85. "Every night he will break your heart"
  • 86. "I love you…like never before"
  • 87. "When the rain washes you clean you'll know"
  • 88. "And I feel that when I'm with you, it's alright"
  • 89. "We better make it soon before you break my heart"
  • 90. "Did I ever really care that much?"
  • 91. "She was just a wish"
  • 92. "You know you make me cry"
  • 93. "Will you ever win?"
  • 94. "And I don't have to tell you you're the only one"
  • 95. "I'll follow you down 'till they the sound of my voice will haunt you"
  • 96. "Did she make you cry? Make you break down? Shatter your illusions of love?"
  • 97. "Can the child within my heart rise above?"
  • 98. "You can go your own way"
  • 99. "I can still hear you saying you would never break the chain"
  • 100. "Now you tell me that I'm crazy; that's nothing that I didn't know"
Kalafina Live Report - World Heritage Special  Live @ Nikkô PART 2/2

Now it’s finally about the songs :D

Click HERE for Part 1.

The concert began when the lights were darkened and the musicians took their seats, shortly testing their instruments, namely Sakurada at the piano and the Konno Hitoshi Strings… at the strings.
Sakurada started by playing a short solo and Kalafina entered the stage in their super pretty white dresses (especially Hikaru looked great!). At this point, I want to mention (which of course you already know) that all songs were in acoustic version.
With no big surprise, Kalafina started the special live with “storia”, which sounds quite different without drums and so on. I have heard this song so often by now that it doesn’t really impress me anymore, but this version really got it right and the Cello – aaah, so cool.
Those who read my Live Report of the 9+ONE concert in Kitakyushu know that I found the acoustics in the hall very strange sometimes and often the girls drowned out each other, with Wakana often being uncomfortably loud – this wasn’t the case AT ALL in Nikkô. Maybe because of the trees that carried the echo better than an enclosed room, but the acoustics/the sound were great! You could hear each girl and the instruments perfectly without them interfering with each other. This fact made this concert especially memorable, in my opinion.

Anyway, “storia” was a beautiful introduction, while “Mirai” made me feel… well, the feeling you feel when you hear “Mirai”. The stage was illuminated in purple light and gave it a mysterious touch, quite the contrast to the song which is rather bright but not any less disappointing. But I admit, in acoustic version this song gets cooler and the Strings were again killing it (I apologize, but I might use this phrase more often from now on – because these dudes REALLY killed it with their super string power).
Kalafina moved around a bit, going from one side of the stage to another, with happy faces and creating a happy mood. Especially Keiko felt the groove and swung around during the instrumental parts.
Since there were no upbeat songs played this time, the crowd sat still the whole time, so I felt quite cold at this point.

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Maverick Song

Suits100 prompt #1 - PSL karaoke night.

Ships, if any, were left to the author’s discretion. (Naturally I went with Marvey, but this is pre-slash.)

Word count - 3486

Rating - General Audiences

This did not turn out the way I planned. At all. But hopefully that won’t get in the way of anyone’s enjoyment. Also, I took the liberty of setting this earlier in the show, before the firm became PSL. It’s just become Pearson Darby in this story, which is set just after Harvey had told Mike they were done because of the betrayal of Harvey Jessica had forced Mike into committing. Mike is desperate to get right with Harvey again. Will he succeed? Maybe. With a little help from his friends…

“Remind me again; why did I let you convince me this was a good idea?” Mike asked for the hundredth time since they’d concocted this plan. Louis responded as he had the first ninety nine times. By rolling his eyes.

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Summary: Who would’ve thought going on a trip with 7 boys -including your boyfriend-would’ve been so troublesome? 

 Author’s Note: I was inspired by BTS “Bon Voyage” season 1 and will get ideas from season 2. I did and maybe will take actual said things from them, so credits to BTS. No copyright infraction intended. 

 Pairings: reader x all the members ft.Jimin 

 Warnings: Swearing

 Genre: BonVoyage!au, fluff, comedy

Before you knew it, you were on a plane with BTS. You sat by your boyfriend, Jimin. Bang PD-Nim held a meeting earlier informing us that we were going to Hawaii. You remember how excited the boys were to finally have a break. The boss explained that everything was payed and that they will be responsible for the money they’ll get. 

 You turned your head over to the sleeping boy on your shoulder and smiled. You thought that you could use some rest too. This will be a long flight, after all. 

 You landed safely in Honolulu and you guys were heading to the resort you Bang-PD rented. But they weren’t going to make it easy. A staff member stopped the group to explain how to find your home for the next two weeks. He separated us in two groups. Group 1 consisted of you,Jimin,Yoongi Namjoon and Group 2 included Taehyung, Hoseok,Jungkook and Jin. A picture was given to both groups, the picture being identical. We were leaded to a street and had to seek for the destination from there, the picture being our only hint. No street name, nothing. 

 "Hi, excuse me, do you know where we can find this place?“ Namjoon stopped a stranger, showing the picture. 

 "It’s way up north, you might consider to take the bus or something.” The old lady answered. 

 Namjoon thanked her and searched on his phone for the closest bus stop.

 "It seems a little far,no? Let’s ask someone else.“ Jimin suggested. “Excuse me sir, do you know where this place might be?“ 

 "Oh, you have to go straight, turn right this way, then left and left again.“ 

 "Thank you!” Jimin turned to Namjoon with a smile. “See?“ 

 "Okay well let’s see if he’s right and if not we’ll go north.” You said. 

 Your group followed the man’s indications and ended to… nothing. The house in the picture looked different, near a beach. 

 "Wait, is there a beach in northern areas?“ You asked.

 "As long as there’s water…” Yoongi trailed off. 

 "But wait, where are we?“ 

 "Laumilo Street.” The black haired answered. 

 "maybe we should walk a little more? Give me that.“ You took the picture out of his big hands and analyzed it. 

“Hold up, what is a that? Is- is that a number?" 

 Namjoon grabbed the picture out of your hands this time, and took a peek. 

 "It is a number!” He cheered. “It says 2189!” Jimin started to look up any adresses with “2189” on the island.

 "Guys!!! I found the street! I found our resort!!“ He calmed down a bit. "It’s literally 5 minutes of walking forward." 

 "Let’s go~” you screeched, taking his hand.

Taehyung,Hoseok,Jungkook and Jin were currently walking… well north. 

 "That lady was so nice!“ Taehyung complimented. "She even met the hyungs and Y/N." 

 "I feel like we’ve been walking too much. What if it was a trick? They make us think it’s far but in fact it was 15 minutes away.” Jungkook complained. “I’m so hungry. It’s almost 5PM and we didn’t eat ever since we landed, which was 4 hours ago." 

 "Maybe we should call them.” Jin suggested. 

 “Hello?” you answered. 

 "Y/N! Did you manage to get there?“ 

 "Uh… yeah. I mean that was 2 hours ago.” 

Jin laughed nervously. 

 “Jin, where are you?”

 ” We may be in Pearl City. We were or maybe weren’t on our way to Kawela Bay…“ 

“Are you serious!? How did you get there!? Why the fuck would you- oh. Did you meet someone that told you to go north?" 

"How did you know?" 

"Was that someone an old lady?" 

” With a red bag and a white dog?“ 

"Bingo. We also met her." 

"Yeah I know, she told us." 

"Get your ass back in Waimanalo. I’ll send you the address. We’re starving.”

 "Waimanalo we go~“ Jin sighed. 

 "Can you fucking believe that they were in Pearl City!?” You exclamed. 

 ” From the Honolulu International Airport we took the Pali highway to stop at the Kawainui Marsh and start playing hide and seek with our house, what the fuck were they thinking?“ Yoongi’s tone was annoyed. 

 You shrugged and walked to the couch, soon followed by your whiny boyfriend. 

 "Jagi~, I’m so hungry~“ 

 "Everyone is.” You laughed. “There’s granola bars in your backpack." 

 "Oh my god, you saved my life!” He gasped. He kissed you before running to your shared room. 

 About two hours later, the other group finally arrived. 

 "Finally home!“ Hoseok said. 

 "Yah! You guys made us wait for so long, find your rooms and let’s go eat!” Namjoon lectured.

 The eight of you, plus staff members were now walking along Wailea Street.

 "I want shrimp!“ Jin exclamed. 

"No, I want meat!” Namjoon said back. 


 "No, meat!“

 "Okay, shut up!” You intervened. “This place offers both, let’s just go there." 

The restaurant was called "Ono Steaks and Shrimp Shack”. The food was delicious and you all had a great time chatting with each other, admiring the sunset, ignoring Jin’s dad jokes… Everyone was happy. Relaxed. To see them like this made your heart explode of joy. Yoongi got up to pay the bill. When he came back, he suggested to go for a walk along the beach. 

 "Great idea, I’m so full!“ Taehyung admitted. 

 "Woah, I could jog instead of walk!" 

 "Not now Jungkook, wait 30 minutes or you’ll get sick!” You advised. 

Everybody laughed softly at your mother-like action, earning a light hand squeeze from Jimin, looking down at you with a smile. You were all enjoying the night sea breeze, the texture of the sand on your feet. Fits of laughter were heard, Jungkook memeing and running around, Hoseok screaming…Basically making memories. You were walking with your boyfriend’s arm over your shoulder and yours on his waist. 

 "I’m so happy to be with you. I want to do this more often. Travel with you. I want to come back with our kids.“ Jimin confessed. 

 "Come here.” You whispered, as you leaned up to kiss him.

 "I love you so much, Y/N. “ 

"I love you too.” You responded, smiling at him. 

 Eventually, you reached the cottage. You entered your room and plopped down on the bed. 

 "Get in the shower first, I don’t you to fall asleep by the time I finish.“ Jimin mischievously said. 

 You complied, taking your underwear and an oversized shirt. You were stopped by him pulling you in for a sweet lingering kiss. 

 "And don’t fall asleep in the shower." 

 "That happened one time!” You interjected, only making Jimin giggle even more. 

 Once you were done, you were met with Jimin’s arms wide open ready to wrap you in the towel. You thank him, dressed up in your night wear and went to bed. You already were fast asleep when he got out. Jimin made his way to your side, embracing you in his strong arms. 

 "When the jet lag kick in…“ he whispered to himself. "Good night Y/N, sleep well. ”

Foe Turned Friend

Summary: You were agitated after a long day of classes and studying for the most stressful exam yet. Your day didn’t end as badly as you thought it would when you received a cookie from your neighbor downstairs.

Characters: Peter Parker (Tom Holland) x Reader

Warnings: None

Word Count: 792

A/N: Prompt #9

It was a late night in your dorm’s study lounge as you studied and stressed over your Astronomy exam that you had tomorrow night. You couldn’t understand the parallax effect or why the spectrum of colors were so important to the composition of stars. On top of that, you haven’t had a real meal since 4 PM that day, it was currently 3:13 AM. You collected your book, laptop and notes and headed to your room where you carefully placed everything down so you wouldn’t wake your roommate up. You headed to your fridge and grabbed your bag of chicken nuggets. You then carefully went to your closest where you had paper plates on the upper shelf. You stepped out of your room quietly and headed to the communal kitchen. You knew that no one would be there because who will be cooking at 3:21 in the morning?

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beeextraordinary123  asked:

YAS mwahaha what a perfect opportunity to get some SONAMY out of my favorite writer:)))) 9 or 15, you pick!

Kissing Meme #9 Jawline Kiss


Okay so, this is a great opportunity to tell you about this fanfic of mine~ I wrote this SonAmy Boom fic ages ago & it takes place after the episode where we meet Swifty. However, this fic never got finished. So I made the effort to finish it hehehe~

But yeaah, I hope you like this! :D This is really long so I’ve inserted a “read more” thingy half way down. ^-^ 

“That new guy. What’s his name again?” Knuckles asked scratching the bottom of his chin.

“Swifty.” Replied Amy. 

The five of them were at her house, stomachs full and feeling satisfied with their meal at Meh Burger. However, neither of them could stop thinking about a particular stranger who, unexpectedly, crashed into town. 

She remembered wind passing underneath her quills as a blur of green soared past them, riding on a hover board. As if already famous, he caused heads to turn, attracting the attention of hundreds before boldly introducing himself.

For some reason he acted like Sonic’s twin, except with green fur and wasn’t apart of the hedgehog species. Swifty possessed something that Sonic didn’t have, and Amy couldn’t quite put a finger on what that was, but she knew that his good looks was one of them. Not realizing it at the time, their gazes met and that was when she dropped her burger.

The events that followed after that were somewhat interesting, Swifty decided that instead of handing her food back, he’d feed it to her. Which was rather weird.

“Swifty. You were flirting with him.” The echidna said.

“I was not! I dropped my burger and he caught it.”   

Beside her, Sticks nudged her arm. “Do you want to date him?”

“No!” She exclaimed, turning her head slightly to glare at Sonic. His eyes were fixed on the big screen television, his expression unfazed and choosing not to participate in this conversation.

“How can you read so much into that? Swifty doesn’t even like me in that way.”

“Actually,” said Sticks, sitting between Amy and Sonic, “he does.”

The pink hedgehog narrowed her eyes, voice dripping with sarcasm. “How do you know? Did he pass you a note or something?”

Sticks rolled her eyes. “No. But I could smell it, the way he looked at you and the way he said stuff. He already had a bad smell when he arrived, but that intensified when he noticed you.”

“You don’t have a bad smell?” Amy asked.

“That’s beside my point,” she said, flustered by the comment. “Everyone has a smell, and I can smell all sorts of fragrances on people. But Swifty’s scent didn’t smell natural. When he spoke to you, he began sweating due to nerves–which, I could smell. So he likes you.”

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Justin has a new hobby. Painting. He claims he needs a Muse so his nanny suggests that her neice be it. Justin’s a little indecisive because when he was little he met her and she wasn’t in the scale of his good taste. But when he sees her he discharges all of what he thought.

Since the request says “Nanny”, I assume that Justin is younger in this imagine. You decide his age.

“Painting, again, Justin? That’s fast becoming your third one this week.”

I turned my head towards Jane, my nanny, and nodded, “Sure am. I think it might be my new favourite thing to do.”

I set my paintbrush down in the mason jar of, now murky green water, “But, I’m getting bored of this piece. I wanna focus on something in front of me, not from my imagination - a muse, as artists would say.”

Painting was something I’d found great pleasure in, and, since starting over 3 months ago; I’d accumulated quite the collection of canvases. I never wanted to put the brush down. Creating things was something I loved to do, whether that be writing or making up a tune on the keyboard - though, those hobbies lasted maybe a week or two, I was hooked on this kind of art.

“Well, you’re doing a great job with this one,” Jane said, setting her hand on my shoulder, looking intently at the log cabin hidden amongst trees that I was currently producing, “But if you’re looking for a muse, how about my niece, (Y/N)? You’ve met her before.”

I pulled a face, “(Y/N) and I weren’t exactly… the best of friends when we first met, were we?”

It was true. She couldn’t deny it. Jane had brought her over a few years ago, to hang out, and she was very annoying. Her traits and personality made her ugly to me; I didn’t want to paint something ugly.

“You guys were younger. I’m sure you’ll enjoy painting her once you’ve started. How about it?”

I could tell that she wasn’t letting up, perhaps I would just give Jane the painting once I had finished with it. I didn’t particularly want a canvas of (Y/N) in my collection, it would stick out like a sore thumb.

A sigh left my lips, “Okay, fine. Tell her to come tomorrow.”


I heard the door click, signalling to me that Jane had arrived with (Y/N); I ignored it, continuing to practice a new technique I’d discovered, dry brush. It was harder to correct my work if I messed up, since I couldn’t use water - though, I did find myself cheating at times and reaching for my mason jar.

“Justin, (Y/N) is here!”

I groaned and put my brush down, running my hands down my face. Here we go. I’d never created still life, Lord knows how long it would take, much to my dismay. Standing up from my stool, I slid open the door that connected the sun room to my living room and stopped in my tracks as my eyes met with (Y/N)’s.

Gulping, I watched as she smiled at me. A few years could definitely change a person, all right. Her once curly, mop hair had been straightened, brows were tame and being the guy that I am; I, of course, took great appreciation in noticing the way her body had developed and was maturing into the woman she was to become.

Hopefully her personality had changed, too.

“(Y/N), good to see you again.”

“And you, Justin.”

Jane glanced between us with a grin on her face and I rolled my eyes playfully at her. A blush grew on her cheeks as she realised that I’d caught her, and she coughed. “Right, I’ll let you get on with it. I’ll bring you guys some tea or something in a moment.”

Nodding, I led (Y/N) through to where my easel and paints were set up and I brought a stool around for her, to which she thanked me.

“So, it’s been a while.” She breathed, shrugging her denim jacket off and taking a seat.

“It has,” I agreed, clearing my throat, “You look different.”

“Well I should hope puberty had done something,” She giggled, making me smile, “You look different, too. A good different.”

“Thank you,” I picked up a fresh canvas, “So, I’ve never painted somebody before. I’m not purposely trying to make you look ugly.”

Her jaw dropped slightly and she laughed, “Okay, I look forward to seeing the end result. How do you want me?”

Her choice of words made my cheeks burn and mind wander to the more secretive parts of my brain, I looked away momentarily to compose myself, only to spot Jane walking in with two mugs.

“Here you go, you two. I’ll be in the kitchen if you need me.”

“How about… head resting on your palm?”

She moved around, crossing her leg over the other and resting her elbow on her knee. (Y/N) set her head in her hand and raised a brow, staring back at me innocently, “Like this?”

Who needed me to paint her, she was already a work of art.

“Perfect,” I mumbled, reaching for my freshly sharpened pencil.

Her eye contact was mesmerising, yet intimidating - I found myself looking away every so often to break the hold she currently had over me. I laughed as she asked sweetly if I could pause so that she could sip her tea, I took those occasional moments as my opportunity to open a window or drink, myself.

“This might take longer than anticipated.” I said, drawing out her collar bone that was visible since she was dressed simply in a plain white camisole.

“Really? How much longer?” She asked.

“Like… a few more sessions longer.”

“Oh, that’s fine. I mean, if that’s fine with you.”

I bit my bottom lip, “Of course.”


“You’re very beautiful, (Y/N).” I plucked up the courage to say.

I was around half way done with drawing the face, and I had made that observation as soon as I’d began. Having to stare closely at her features made me nervous, almost, though I tried not to show it.

Her cheeks tinged pink and I grinned, “T-thank you.”

“And you’ve been good to hang around with. You’re not as annoying this time around.”

She gasped and I chuckled, “Hey. You were annoying, too.”

I couldn’t help but roll my eyes at her child-like comeback, “Sure I was. Now stop distracting me, I’m working.” She went to protest but I blocked my ears, making her huff.

In many ways (Y/N) was still the same little girl I’d met years ago, except, this time she acquired a more sophisticated and mature manner. Sure, she still sucked at comebacks and was stubborn like hell - but, she had learned to be patient, could hold a conversation and surprisingly, she was funny.

Not to mention she was beautiful.

“C-could you, umm… sit more upright?”

(YN) glanced downward and blushed as she noticed that I could, very noticeably, view her cleavage and she sat up, pulling her t-shirt with her, “S-sorry. Completely unintentional.”

I smiled softly and went back to the canvas. Perhaps I would deliberately take longer than needed to finish this piece… and it was definitely joining my collection.

Just Friends? (Dan Howell x Reader)

Saying you struggled with keeping this inside of you was an understatment. It’s not like you didn’t try to supress it all and said to yourself that it was just a little thing that would eventually go away a million times, it’s just the fact that it started slowly, with you not even noticing until one day it just came to your head and you realized it all. All that before was kind of weird now made complete sense and you hated it in a way. Not to mention that it was a complete cliché.

So as you stared at the mesmerizing boy infront of you playing an intense game of Mario Cart next to your other best friend you couldn’t help but curse in your head for the fact that you loved him. You really tried not to, always saying that it was a tiny crush that would wear off and everything would be okay but it never wore of, did it? You were really trying to hide it as much as you could but then there were those days, the ones where he would talk about Jennifer Lawrence or a random girl he had seen or met in town or while shoppin and thought was really cute or hot and you couldn’t help the jeloussy inside you. You of course would play it cool and nod seeming interested in the conversation when inside you wanted to scream at the oblivious boy infront of you and ask him what those other girls had that you obviously didn’t have. But you never did, you just sucked it all up and put it in the back of your head knowing there was never anything you could do.

So now, 3 months after realizing your feelings for this boy, sitting on the couch watching him and your other best friend play video games, you felt that same lump in your throat, that emptynes in your stomach and horrible wave of wanting to cry out inside you but as always choose to keep it a secret.

“(Y/N)?” Phil said making get back to reality

“Oh.. Yeah?” You asked smiling at him

“Are you okay? You have been very quiet this evening.” He said with a concerned expression

“Oh no, no. It’s nothing really. I just have a lot of work to do and was just thinking of how to work it out properly.” You said half a lie since you did have a lot of work to do with the BBC Christmas special coming up

That’s where you met them, a long time ago. They had been working there for about 5 months when you came in, they help you with things that you didn’t understand and from there on everything is history. You had made it to a few of their YouTube videos since then, always asking if you were dating one of them, which you obviously said no and having some funny/epic moments in the studio.

“Well don’t worry about it. You know we can always help you if you are running out of ideas.” Phil said smiling caringly at you which made you smile

“I know. Thank you Philly” You said getting off of the couch and heading to sit on the big binbag that Phil was at the moment, hugging him and kissing his cheek

“Ah! Too much PDA!!” Dan said dramatically blocking his eyes while giggling

“Oh shush. You are just jealous because I kissed Phil and not you” You said laughing

Dan pulled his hands away and rolled his eyes “You cought me (Y/N). I am just soo jealous I can’t even.” He said mockingly but you could tell there was something off from the way he said it

“Aww poor little meme. I mean Dan” You giggled making him roll his eyes again “Come here.” You said getting from Phil’s binbag to Dan’s binbag and doing the same thing you did to Phil, blushing a little in the process

“Hey not fair!” Phil joked “I was the one to suggest everything.” He fake pouted

“Sorry Phil” You shrugged still next to Dan as his hands were wrapped around you. In a platonic way of course you thought to yourself.

“Yeah, yeah. I’m gonna go make some hot chocolate. Do you guys want some?” He asked getting up and walking out to the door

“Yes!” You and Dan both said

As Phil went out of the lounge and into the kitchen you noticed Dan’s grip on you was slightly tighter than before. You both sat there for a little bit in complete silence not even looking at each other since you were sort of leaning on him. You couldn’t help close your eyes and enjoy the moment. Then Dan took a deep sigh, like he was stressed out or annoyed and you couldn’t help but feel slightly bad for some odd reason as you open your eyes again.

“Are you okay Dan?” You asked looking over at him

“Yeah, I’m fine.” He said but you knew him too well to know that was a complete lie

Moving so you were now facing him you looked him straight in the eyes with a confused look

“Don’t lie. I know you. You are not okay. What is it?” You asked currious

“It’s nothing, okay? Can you just drop it!?” He said annoyed getting up from the binbag and sitting on the couch

“Okay..” You said feeling hurt “I’m.. I’m gonna go see if Phil needs help.” You said slowly getting up and walking out to the kitchen not wanting to be around Dan anymore

I mean what was his problem? You were just asking a question. There was no need to be like that. As you walked into the kitchen you saw Phil was actually done.

“Philly, I came to help you” You whine with a fake pout

“Sorry love. But we can go watch a movie of your choice” He offered

“I would love it. But I’m actully a little too tired. Is it okay if I just take this up to the guest room and then sleep?” I asked him apolygetic

“Oh sure. Don’t worry about it.” He said graving Dan’s mug, walking up to you and kissing your forehead before saying “Goodnight” and walking to the lounge

You took your mug and walked to the guest room that the boys thankfully were letting you stay for the moment while your aparment was getting a few remodeling things here and there. You got to the guest room and sat on the sofa bed with your mug in hand. You couldn’t help but still think back to Dan’s reaction earlier, what was wrong?


4 hours later

You couldn’t sleep, you really didn’t know why but you just couldn’t. So you were laying in bed looking up at the ceiling thinking of anything that would make you fall asleep but came up with nothing. You looked over at your phone and noticed it was 2 am. Groaning you got out of bed and headed down to the kitchen for a glass of water.

After getting the water you were about to turn around to head back to the guest from. But as you turned around you saw Dan by the door making you jump.

“Oh my God Dan!” You whisper-yelled at him “You almost gave me a heart attack”

“Sorry.” He said apolygetic “Not just for now but also earlier” He said looking up at you

“Yeah well forget about it. It really doesn’t matter anymore. I’m done.” You said a little bitter, not really wanting the last thing to be heard

“You’re done?” He asked comfused “What does that mean?”

“Nothing.” You said starting to walk but he grabbed your arm, stopping you

“No! Tell me” He said serious

“You really want to know?” You said annoyed, not really knowing if it was because of the situation or the lack of sleep

He didn’t say anything, he just noded.

“Fine” You said walking back into the kitchen and setting the glass in the counter “I shouldn’t care so much.” You said and took a deep breath before continuing “I shouldn’t care so much about you. I mean you are one of my best friends for crying out loud. And yet I care so much about you and not as a best friend. I care about you as much more than that and I really wish I didn’t because it is so hard sometimes to just be around you. You have no idea, especially when you are talking about Jennifer Lawrence or how hot or cute the girl from the shop or at the mall was. I really tried, you have no idea how hard I tried. But there are just some things that won’t go away. And my feelings for you.. They are one of those things. I have tried my best to keep it a secret but I just can’t anymore. And I really don’t know what is making me tell you all of this because I would have guess I would’ve told you when I am blackout drunk or something in the lines but I’m not. Maybe it’s the need to sleep or the fact that I can’t help to look at you and want to kiss you but I just needed to let it out.” I finished not able to even look at him

And then there it came, the silence. That complete horrible silence that can break you apart so much you can’t even handle it. I finally managed to look up only to see Dan standing in the same place he had been since I first saw him. Completly expretionless, not saying a word. And I couldn’t handle it, I felt the tears wanting to come out. So I ran. I ran as fast as I could and out of the kitchen, up to the guest room looking myself there and crying for a while until I eventually feel asleep.


To say the next morning was awkward is an understatement. Ever since I woke up I have been avoiding Dan at all cost, I just knew that I had blew it. I had ruined my friendship with him and I didn’t want to see him because it would just make me want to cry. Phil had notice something was wrong but I just brushed it off not wanting to make a big deal about it. All though one thing was for sure. I couldn’t stay here anymore. I knew that if I stayed I would start crying everytime I saw him and that would be very often. So after lunch I went up to the the office and started packing my thing so I could go to a nice hotel in Seven Dials I had staid the first time I came to London after moving from Brighton. As I was putting the last things back into my suitcase someone walked into the the room.

“What are you doing?” Said the person I dreaded to hear

“I’m packing” I said still not looking at him

“I thought your apartment wasn’t ready until like two more weeks” He said coming to view

“It isn’t” I said not daring to look up at him

“Wait, so why are you packing?” He asked confused

“I need to go. I can’t stay here anymore” I said closing the suitcase

I got up to see that he was just sat in the desk chair looking at me with shock. I turned around but was stopped by Dan pulling me close to him by the waist. I took a shaky breath not being able to move at all. I felt as one of Dan’s hands went from my waist to the suitcase putting it aside. Slowly he turned me around but I didn’t dare look up at him. He knew this so he took my chin and made me look up at him.

“Please don’t leave.” He said looking down at me

“Dan I-”

“No. Listen to me for a sec okay?” He said cutting me off, I just nodded “Last night, what you told me. I know I should have said something but I was just too shocked to say anything. But now I can and I will say what I wanted to say back then and even before that.” At this he took the hand he had on my chin and placed it back on my waist where it had been before “Ever since we met I have liked you, I thought that you were so beautiful back then and I still do, more now that I have got to know you. You make me so happy in so many ways I don’t even understand. And at first I tried to deny it because you are one of my best friends but it didn’t happen and my feelings for you only got deeper to the point where I had fallen in love with you.”

I didn’t know what to say. I was shocked and out of words for what he just said. He loved me, he loves me. I couldn’t be more happy. I really didn’t know what to say, so I did something I have been wanting to do since a long time ago. I leaned up to his face and smashed my lips with his. His hands on my waist got thighter in a good way as my hands were around his neck playing with his hair.

“I love you (Y/N)” He said inbetween the kiss

“I love you too Dan” I said smiling into the kiss

**Sorry if the imagines are a bit sappy but I have had these ones for a little while now so that’s mainly part of why I’m blaming it on. Hope you like it though..**