Like any terrorist, she has a list of demands and it’s funny how many have been met. She has to get what Jen got: Family vacation ✔️ Thanksgiving ✔️ Coachella ✔️ Cooking at home with friends ✔️ But just to point out, Lanchen was cooking too AND was actually wearing Josh’s sweatshirt. So with the parameters we get of what a “real” relationship should be, Lanchen must be the girlfriend. I told you I was worried about Blake and Lanchen. REDACTED kills all love. She’s the angel of death. In the meantime, the other fauxmance leech shows just how old he is by reminiscing about an obscure, totally-uncool video game from 1982. He was playing archaic video games alone in his basement on his Commodore 64 a whole eight years before Karen Lawrence was even pregnant with Jennifer. When Jen was getting ready for her first day of kindergarten, Darregg was drinking beer alone in his freshman dorm at Harvard. But whatever, it must all be true love! #Relationshipgoals!