just gonna tag the crap out of this

Sick

 

Another sneeze, nose running so you had to reach for more tissues, stuffy head, Lord you were barely gonna last the afternoon if this kept up. Why’d you even come into work anyways? Not like things couldn’t have been taken care of in the comfort of your own apartment. But then it’d remind you of the reason you came in today in the first place. Loneliness, granted you weren’t totally alone. Nat, Clint and Sam stayed home from this last mission so company wasn’t the issues. No it’s who you want there more than anything else. To keep you warm, hold you close, kiss your forehead and tell you everything’s going to be okay.

Course the honeymoon stage should’ve worn off by now as Tony has said more than a few times over the past several months; given the fact you and Bucky have been together for going on three years. Though you can’t help it and only hoped Bucky felt the same. Thoughts are interrupted by another coughing fit that rattles your lungs and has you gasping for breath and the desk in front of you.

“Damn sweetheart you don’t sound so good,” Sam’s deep voice reaches your ears right as you blow your sore nose for what felt like the thousandth time today.

Glaring, before tossing the tissues out, “Thanks for the boost in confidence birdman, I’ll be sure to fix my makeup later.”

“That’s not what I meant Y/N,” rolling expressive chocolate eyes, Sam perches a hip on the end of your desk, arms crossed, while giving you the once over. “You look sick.”

“And he takes another shot,” groaning when two more sneezes land in the hastily grabbed tissues. “Insults gonna stop anytime soon Wilson?”

“Woman,” he all but growls, then chuckles seeing the half smirk on your lips, which turns into a frown at the next couching fit. “Seriously Y/N, you need to get home, meds, soup and sleep,” worry seeping into his tone.

“I’ll be fine Sam, promise,” soft groan leaving your lips as you sit up, sore muscle being pulled from coughing so much.

Shaking his head, “Not taking no for an answer sweetness. I won’t have that walking icicle you call a boyfriend rip me a new one for not taking care of you.”

Keep reading

dakota: calls everyone nerds for staying up late just to study
also dakota: has five of shakespeare’s plays memorized by heart and wouldn’t go on a day without a quoting one and stays up until morning comes memorizing and practicing his roles in front of a mirror ( which scares the crap out of his roommates )

smodernlife  asked:

Yo shout out to the tags on your casturbation post...unf. Any fav fics?? I'm procrastinating a paper and have only just begun to fall in love with/ship Cas/his hand (is that a pairing? It's a pairing to me)

I have… a crap ton. Really I am such a perv.

Cas/his hand is definitely a pairing so here’s some of my faves:

A Storm That’s Gonna Show by nightstiel

Casturbatus Interruptus by gaugbrojotr

Crash (pt 1) and Talk (pt 2, kind of) by Anythingtoasted

And I wouldn’t be a self-indulgent author if I didn’t recommend my own:

Toys on my ao3 (euphemology)

anonymous asked:

Hey, question to a mod, you guys take fanart of this bloodswap Au?

Not gonna count this one as a ‘mod ask’ since it doesn’t pertain to the trolls.

But to answer your question

Originally posted by samisoffthewall

Dude fanart is totally accepted here like, holy crap??? That would be so flattering good golly gosh. Totally feel free if you wanna draw something and tag it for the blog or submit it or… idk send a big smoke signal??? Be my guest, please!

Going through your crush’s instagram like:

i never know how to start these things out so i’m just gonna come out and say it ??? my dash is crap, and i’m looking for new blogs to follow (again) !! so without further ado, if you post these things, give this a reblog for me and tag specifically what you post, and i’ll check out your blog!!

+ seasonal anime i’m watching: 91 days, amaama to inazuma, battery, binan koukou chikyuu bouei-bu LOVE! LOVE!, cheer danshi!!d. gray-man hallow, days, ace attorney, handa-kun, love live! sunshine!!, mob psycho 100, orange, relife, re: zero, servamp, and shokugeki no souma: ni no sara 
+ d. gray-man in general, including the manga
+ shokugeki no souma in general, including the manga
+ naruto in general: original series, shippuden, manga, movies, boruto, idk man i just really love naruto leave me alone
+ hunter x hunter 
+ sports anime: haikyuu!!, free!, knb, daiya, y’all feel me
+ shoujo anime/manga in general
+ AJIN: DEMI-HUMAN (honestly if you have like… more than one ajin post on your blog i already love you… please watch/read ajin: demi human)
+ jojo’s bizarre adventure in general, any parts idc !!! 
+ this post is getting to be Too Much so here’s some more: gekkan shoujo nozaki kun, durarara!!, fullmetal alchemist, owari no seraph, fate series, anime in general idk
+ BONUS POINTS IF YOU: have a tagging system, create your own content, and/or are already following me !!

@mutuals pls boost this for me !! it would help a lot !!

why is 80% of the asexual tag full of this discourse crap, when i was figuring out my sexuality i came to this tag to read about other people’s advice and experiences and it actually really helped me. but now the tag is full of hate and it just makes me mad

if you’re gonna be an asshole then fine i can’t stop you, but can you please do it in another tag

There’s going to be a wedding. Everyone is invited. Tell your friends.

So Good

This is what we who’ve been around the fanfiction world for a decade or two like to call a PWP - or “Plot? What Plot?” - piece. I first encountered the term in the X-Files fandom, but God help me I’m sure it exists elsewhere.

There is no plot to this. It’s just gratuitous smut with little (if any) redeeming literary value. Elements were requested from various people on twitter (you know who you are and I’m not going to call you out for your depravity ::insert winky face here::).

I’m gonna say this REAL LOUD FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK. If you’re offended by RPF smut, don’t click the read more link. Do yourself a favor and just move on. I did not tag this the way I normally would, because frankly I don’t care to have an exploding inbox of “oh my God you have no respect” blah blah blah and the other crap people usually get for writing RPF smut (and not just for this fandom). I’ll say it again, as I’ve said before: I write this stuff as an exercise to get out of my comfort zone. I’m not an erotica writer. I much prefer the cute, schmoopy, romantic bologna that is rife with symbolism and subtext. Or is just cute (see “Scenes from a Relationship”). This is hard for me to write. That’s why I write it. You don’t get better at a skill unless you challenge yourself; so I challenge myself with these pieces.

If you’ll notice, I didn’t use anyone’s name in this fic, or any truly identifying characteristics. It’s all “he” and “she”, so if you want to sub in a different couple (real or fictional) - GO FOR IT. I will not stop you, and I actually encourage it. Whatever gets your rocks off, folks. You do you.

If the (intensely long) preamble hasn’t scared you off, click the read more link to read - just don’t say I didn’t warn you.

So Good
Rating: The NC-17iest of NC-17.

Keep reading

Also tbh people can fuck off with that “maybe not all CSers participate in the hate but no one stands up against it” crap. It’s crap. I’ve seen several people stand up against it. On several occasions. And get crap for it in turn. So fuck off with that “pick up your trash” nonsense. It’s not our trash.

I haven’t seen any SQers say anything against asking Colin how it is to kiss Jen, which did happen and was gross, but you don’t see me lambasting the entire fandom for it. I’ll give the benefit of the doubt and think that maybe someone did and I just didn’t see it due to not being in said fandom.

Are we not saying it loudly enough? Apparently, neither are you. So as long as there are people from your fandom being disrespectful to actors and mean to other shippers and rude on Twitter you can gtfo with that “you should do more” nonsense because clearly you don’t know how to stop it either. Or you’re not bothered trying, in which case you can stfu anyway.

Maybe we can just acknowledge that some people are gonna be rude and mean no matter what anyone else does or says. Because that’s the truth of it.

And people who don’t participate, whether they speak out against it or not, should be applauded and appreciated, not made to feel guilty because they’re not doing enough.

I think it’s incredible that Taylor invited Sophie to her home, it means she trust us, it means she don’t believe in the line between fans and friends, it means she’s here for us. 

But yet again there’s still people mad about that because it’s not about them. They’re not the one having Taylor’s attention, because they didn’t get a package, a follow or even a like. There’s millions of people out there who wish to get a little bit of Tay’s attention, including me. Taylor made a tumblr to be closer to us, so it can be easier to interact with us. I believe Taylor is doing her best to make us happy. You know, she could do like the other celebrities and not talk with us at all. 

You know what i’m not even gonna tag Taylor in that because I don’t want her to see this but I want you guys to read this. Get your shit together people, Taylor is human and jesus fucking christ she’s doing her best to make us happy so please be grateful, tumblr doesn’t just consist of getting Taylor to know your entire biography. Let’s just celebrate that our Idol is here for us when we need her and we literally have the opportunity to hang out with God.

Sorry to vent...

Hi, all.  Most of you can skip past this, I think.  And I’m sure I’ll make some people angry and stir the pot by saying this, but…  Oh, well.

It’s not my job to tag the hell out of my stories so that you don’t get offended.

This is a comment I have been getting recently, particularly since starting to write Stony, and I find it so ridiculous that I can’t sit here in silence about it.  I tag where it’s appropriate.  I put in the author’s notes on the first chapter why something is rated the way it is.  I try to mark chapters that I think have heavy content (most of the time - I don’t do this if I think it’ll ruin the impact of the chapter).  I put warnings on things (again, most of the time and so long as it doesn’t ruin the content).  But it is not my responsibility to make sure the content is to your liking so that you don’t get offended by it.  I don’t know where the heck this mindset came from, but as someone who has been writing and posting fanfiction for ten years or so, I gotta say I find it really disturbing.  I can’t tag the whole story out so you won’t “accidentally” click something you don’t like.  It’s ridiculous to even suggest it.  First of all, how I am supposed to anticipate what YOU will find upsetting?  Secondly, that ruins the story for all the people who don’t want to know what happens until it happens.  And third, it’s just plain nonsense that it should be my responsibility to mark down “questionable” content like I should be ashamed that I wrote it.  You don’t walk into a bookstore and find A Song of Ice and Fire labeled with “Rape/Non-Con” and “Graphic Violence” tags.  Why should fanfiction be treated this way?  If you’re old enough to be reading a story rated M, then you’re old enough to realize there may be adult content in this story.  Hell, AO3 even warns you on my behalf.

So, in short, if you have problems with the content of something I’ve written, don’t hide behind this nonsense.  Tell me, I guess, if you don’t like it.  I probably won’t care, to be honest.  I don’t ask for feedback because I’m way beyond the point of wanting constructive criticism (and frankly 99% of the “constructive” criticism I get is not constructive at all but a complaint about how I’ve written your favorite character because it’s not to your liking).  This is my hobby, not my job, and I’m not necessarily interested in your opinion, no offense.  I write for me and for fun, and I write on the “take it or leave it” approach.  If you spot mistakes, translation errors or continuity mistakes or things of that nature, please tell me.  If you want to talk about my interpretation respectfully, I will talk.  But if you don’t like how I took a story or wrote this pairing or handled this issue, sorry.  Write it yourself if you want it done a certain way.

If you were “surprised” or “blindsided” by the fact “Fix You” ended in a fight (which was no more graphic than the movie - I modeled it on the movie for crying out loud) and sex (which, if you were surprised by that, I don’t know what story you thought you were reading), I don’t know what to say to you.  I said almost every chapter that Steve and Tony argue, fight, have sex, fight, have sex, etc. in this vicious cycle because they can’t communicate.  That’s what the story was about.  I said Steve’s depressed, that he’s mixing up pain and pleasure and punishing himself, that Tony’s insecure and jealous and extremely frustrated.  I said this all before the last chapter where people have decided to complain.  I gotta ask: where else did you think this story was going to go?  So they have the mother of all fights and emotional sex, and then they finally start communicating.  I don’t know how you could have been blindsided by the way it ended.  Again, if you didn’t like my particular interpretation of that, sorry?  But don’t tell me I didn’t tag it like it was my job to make sure you liked it.

Anyway, sorry to vent.  This “you didn’t tag your abusive relationship!” and “this was so violent and disturbing - tag it next time” crap really grinds my gears.  If I rated it M, it’s gonna have violence and sex commensurate with a rated R movie (I don’t care if the relationships in it are same sex or het).  If it’s rated E, it’ll have more graphic sex.  And if you can’t figure that out, don’t flame me.  Seriously.  HIT THE DAMN BACK BUTTON.

End rant :-)

NOW I’m all moved in. Just got a new (my sister’s) laptop, finished putting stuff up, got a lamp, This room is starting to feel a little nicer. I just have to print out pictures to pin up and make a collage. Also I still need friends, despite my many desperate, and rather pathetic, attempts. So Instead, tomorrow I’m gonna be a loner and go to the gym. 

You know what grosses me out? People saying sheith is problematic but shipping Shiro/Sendak like…… for…. real……. wtf……….. You throw the age discourse™ crap but fucking support an actual problematic ship? Don’t even tell me it’s just a joke because this, my friend, is fucking disgusting to even joke about. You’re fucking shipping Shiro with his???? almost abuser???? The fuck is wrong with you??????