just found this again and i like it

I don’t get crushes.
That is a line from Jughead Volume Two issue nine.
You know what else Jughead says in Jughead Volume Two (issue eleven page ten if you wanna get real specific)?
“I don’t go on dates, Sabrina. I don’t like people that way, you know?
He didn’t say "I don’t get crushes on girls” or “I don’t like girls that way”. He said he doesn’t get crushes, period. He said he doesn’t like people that way. That’s just about as close to saying “I’m aromantic” as you can get without actually saying “I’m aromantic.”

So in conclusion: Jughead is canonically aromantic and I have the proof on my fucking bookshelf and nobody can convince me otherwise.

anonymous asked:

hey dudeos I was just wondering if you guys know any parent trap AUs?? That would be lit thanks brOs (I feel like a white frat guy obsessed with hetero) -daddy satan

The Parent Trap -  Alexandra Lester and Charlotte Howell are in for a big surprise at their summer camp when they realize they have the same face. After, literally, putting the pieces together they find out the big secret their parents hid from them when they were born. Now, all they want is to set them back up again - but these things aren’t always so easy.

Camp Summer -  Phil, Chris and PJ are spending their summer at ‘Camp Summer’, which they’ve been going to since they were little kids and have loved it. But will their summer be completely ruined by a new kid who happens to be popular, rich and snobby?

-Rachel

anonymous asked:

How would the bros react after their s/o brings them back to life. (Like she has to sacrifice her own life in order to bring them back) and the bros just knew that she can bring people back to life and thought that it was awesome to do something like that. And in the end they found out that she sacrificed her life for theirs. And as bonus they meet their s/o in their dream but just once. What would they say? (I hope I didn't make this request too complicated.)

((Okay, going to take this in parts. First intial reactions probably won’t change between the four of them at all. In their dreams, they would be different, however.))

Reaction: 

All of the boys would feel somber that you would use your life to make sure they lived again. Teary eyed for sure, and probably, some gross sobbing for sure. Grateful that they are still alive, each of them would make sure you were remembered. Even if it is just between the guys and whoever you were closest with. Each day, you would be in their minds while going about their daily tasks. 

Dreams and what they would say

Noctis: “I can’t believe you gave your life for me. You know…” He will have pauses as his lower lip quivers. “I miss you… and I want you to be there. But… I’m doing my best to be a king you’ll be proud of. I just…wish you could still be by my side. I love you. I love you. I love you.”

Prompto: “Please… come back… You gave yourself up for me, but what I wouldn’t do to get you back too. I love you too much to be away from you!” He’ll show you pictures, from his dream of course. “I…will remember us… with all our memories forever more.”

Gladiolus: In the dream, he pulls you in a big hug. “You did a brave thing back there. Strongest person I have ever known. I loved you hard and deep. Still comes back to me some days you aren’t there. But stay strong, and wait for me. We’ll see each other some day.”

Ignis: “You’re not here, my love. But I want you to know that you will always be in my heart. I would’ve served you for the rest of your days. Even if I couldn’t see you those last moment then, I can see your face perfectly now. And it still holds that radiance the first day we met. We will be together in this next life. I hope you will be willing to wait.”

xxsoundspeedxx  asked:

You're literally so prolific I can't even believe it. Like, I first found your stuff through MLP, and then you started popping up in like every random thing I watched no matter what it was. I remember last year I was surprised you had a cameo in Naruto Abridged and just today I was watching Manifest Heart for the first time and boom there you were again and it was like waaah

Haha aww shucks, thank you for the kind words. I’m very fortunate I’ve been able to work in so many different fandoms and corners of the internet. Everyone seems to know me from someplace different and I think that’s really special :)

anonymous asked:

...did seb get his nose done?

Originally posted by teamcaptainstucky

I’m not an expert, but I don’t think so? in my opinion it’s probably just a combo of camera angles and shadows and The Aging Process taking him from fresh-faced twink with a bit of roundness and puppy fat to the haggard old man grown adult he is these days

who knows, though, because these profiles look a lil different, but again: the mystery of photography and post-processing

whatever. a mystery for the ages. I like his snoot either way, it’s a good nose. YOU GOT A GOOD FACE, PAL.

just as an aside, look at this photo I found while deep-diving into google images for “sebastian stan 2006″

that’s… a Look, seb. this whole situation is a Look. every woman in their late 20s-early 30s remembers dating one or more of these archetypes, and all of them were wildly disappointing.

lowkey like………i’m looking back on 2016 and how it carried into the beginning of 2017 and those entire 17-18 months were some of the most psychologically traumatizing and I can confidently say I’ve made it to the other side and I am so happy to have really found the inner strength to pull myself up again and it serves as a reminder to myself at least that I am stronger than I think I am and i am really just very proud of that and look to the future with an open mind and an open heart and a smile on my face 

How are you?

I’m almost done with a comic I’ve been working on for a while. I almost scrapped it a while back. I’m glad I picked it up again. Maybe some people will like it on here, I’ll just be glad knowing I’m still able to produce work. Thanks to everyone who’s still sticking around.

Wake up!
Miss Toadstool, it is I, your one and only King,
Bowser Koopa
I’m a turtle as you see
A little slow and a little green
But I’m the whole I’d say
Supa Dupa

Princess Toadstool, I know you’re frightened
But if you knew just why you’re here
Your fear would just be heightened
So let’s just say
Ignorance is bliss

Well, I’d hate to be a bummer
I’ve brought you here to bring me plumbers
You know those brothers
Oh, what’s their name?
Oh yes, Mario and Luigi
Just sound of them makes me queasy
I’d like to take that monkey wrench
I’d play my own game

Prince Toadstool, you’re so misguided
I’ve never found of bookworms
But then again this one does make good Mario bait
I can’t wait
Ignorance is bliss!

With my magic book
I’ll shower those clumsy lizards with my power
Until dinosaur land is nothing but fossil fuel
My only problem with these spells
Is that I know not what they tell
So every hex leaves me perplexed
And all I want are those plumbing fools

Princess Toadstool, you’re not so clever
All your words are alphabet soup
A picture tells it better
I’ll say it again!
Ignorance is Bliss!

Haven’t you heard a picture’s worth 1000 words

You call yourself a princess but you’re a brainiac in a dress
I can’t believe you waste time with these books
you remind me of my kid sister
she read so much she got a blister
A big one, I mean big, on her brain, what a snook!!

(I’d like to get my hands on…just one time with a monkey wrench…
I’d fix their plumbing)

Princess Toadstool, I know you’re frightened- (So misguided)
But if you knew just why you’re here
Your fear would just be heightened

Princess Toadstool, you’re not so clever (Pictures say it better)
All your words are alphabet soup
A picture tells it better

For the last time-

On second thought, I think I’ve made my point…  The Clown

AS LONG AS YOU’RE MINE (BARRY ALLEN IMAGINE)

Summary: When Barry gets cast in Wicked as Fiyero, he meets you, the Elphaba to his Fiyero, and falls in love. However, issues arise in the form of Helen, the Glinda.

Gender: Female

Notes: After I saw the musical episode this week, I just knew I had to write this, and again, I knew I had to use Wicked because Grant Gustin is like my dream Fiyero ever (CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE). Also, I planted a few little Wicked easter eggs in this so if you’re a giant musical/Wicked nerd like me, I hope you recognise them. 

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

Hey guys, I’ve had something suddenly come up at work, and even without that my schedule is set to go bonkers again pretty soon.

With that going on, Underrift will once again be moving to a TUESDAY AND THURSDAY schedule for the next few weeks! The Sunday Specials on @underrift-interacts will also be a bit smaller for awhile - I’ll be doing tidbits like travel posters and monster horoscopes, and please feel free to submit any ideas for small specials over the next few weeks!

Sorry for the short notice on this - I pretty much just found out I’ll be doing extra coverage before I was set to - but hopefully we’ll be back on M-W-F soon enough!

Thanks for your understanding!

rollflasher  asked:

Hey Verte I just thought about something hilarious (and kinda sadistic), we all know Sonic would be dead when Chip wakes up again, now. What if Chip visited the haunted mansion from NotW again and found Sonic's ghost there? UxD

Bonus points if he plays cruel tricks on him like he did in NotW except now they’re doubly terrifying now he’s a ghostie XD

I wouldn’t put it past Sonic to rattle windowpanes, make creepy sounds with his voice, open cupboard doors very slowly so they creak and appear behind you in a mirror if he was a ghost because he’s lighthearted and playful like that.

ah! i haven’t said anything about it yet since I wasn’t too sure if it was happening, but it sounds like I may be moving to Tennessee!
maybe!
my grandparents live out there, and when my grandma came down a few weeks ago she mentioned how she wanted to begin breeding horses again. Offhandledly, to convince my grandfather (because I sympathize with my Grandma who has always been a supporter of my snakes), I said “I’ll move to Tennessee if you guys have baby horses.”
…well, my grandpa found a mare he liked.
Now, nothing is confirmed, and I need to talk to them and really think about it (I’ll likely live with them for the summer just to make up my mind; if i can survive summer than I can survive the rest of the seasons), but I’m very excited! I know significantly less about horses than I do snakes, so the whole thing will be a learning experience. I worked with horses a bit when I was younger, as my grandparents used to live across the street from me, but largely, I know very little. I’m very excited! Had to tell you guys!

i really don’t want to do that again 

And as I sat there next to you, I realized just how beautiful you really are, both inside and out. First, I fell for your shy but cute confidence when we first met. And then I realized that under that mask, you have a truly beautiful heart. I fell for your kind, loving personality and humor. I wanted your heart, and all of it. When we met up alone for the first time, my heart was pounding right out of my chest, my hands were trembling next to yours, and my mind was racing with questions and emotions. Then, when you looked deep into my eyes and flashed me that smile, it’s like the whole world just stopped. It was only you that I wanted, just you and I, together. I think that’s when I truly fell for you; When I realized that our broken pieces fit together, and the parts of me that I had once lost, I had now found again with you. Maybe we’re just another cheesy, sappy love story, but that’s okay. You’re worth more than just a couple pages. You’re worth the world; so I decided to give you mine and make me yours.
—  falling for you…
monday // 12.12.16
Riku literally has NO CHILL when it comes to his best friend.

KH1 Riku: Oh, Sora found new friends? Fine, I’m gonna go sulk in darkness for the next few months.

COM Riku: Sora, I’ve finally learned how to handle my dark side - oh, he’s sleeping. Better go on a dangerous journey that could potentially cause darkness to take over me again just for the slightest chance of waking him up.

KH2 Riku: I’m too ashamed for you to see me like this, Sora, but I’m still going to casually stalk you and be helpful. Also, I’d be cool with spending the rest of my life on a beach in the World Between as long as it’s with you.

Coded Riku: I’m not even the real Riku and you’re not even the real Sora, but I feel very concerned about your well-being for some reason. For a journal, I seem to have an awful lot of real emotions. Weird.

358/2 Days Riku: I’m sorry that I’m being a bit of a jerk, Roxas, but Sora can’t wake up if you’re still around. You understand, right?

BBS Riku: I want to be strong so I can protect the people I care about. Sora. I’m talking about Sora.

DDD Riku: So, those two people love each other? I’m going to make blatantly obvious parallels to Sora and I. Dearly Beloved is the combined song of our souls. Sora is in trouble, I’m going to JUMP INTO HIS HEART AND SAVE HIM NO MATTER WHAT THE PERSONAL COST.

8

“If personality is an unbroken series of successful gestures, then there was something gorgeous about him, some heightened sensitivity of the promises of life, as if he were related to one of those intricate machines that register earthquakes ten thousand miles away… It was an extraordinary gift for hope, a romantic readiness such as I have never found in any other person and which it is not likely I shall ever find again.”
- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (1925)

Day Fifty-Five

-Thirty minutes into my shift, I had only been visited by one guest. This was comforting at first, but then I realized this was simply the calm before the storm. I am going to savor every minute of this Black Friday Eve Ever as much as I can.

-I found an elderly woman spending her morning toying with me. Each time I would attempt to step away from my register to take care of something, she would begin to approach me, only to walk away again once I returned. She spent a solid five minutes playing at this game, pretending to peruse the endcap displays, leaving me looking like a chump time and time again. 

-A woman stopped mid-payment to stare at the sky and remark, “I don’t know if it’s just me or if it’s everyone my age, but sometimes I just have to stand here and shout out my phone number.” She did not shout out her phone number at any point, leaving me somehow with more questions than if she had. 

-I befriended the single #1 most adorable baby in the history of the world. She emitted a very excited squeak as I handed her a sticker, eagerly repeated the word “dog,” clutched it to her face, and immediately fell asleep on it.

-An older woman sprinted into my lane in slow-motion, throwing her arms in the air as if praising a miracle and announcing to me that my wait has ended. I was waiting for something to change my life forever, and she was right. 

-I went to retrieve an abandoned cart left at the end of my lane, but just as I was about to start pushing it, the elderly woman who had been taunting me earlier in my shift jumped up from the ground to claim it, having been entirely unseen. Clearly, my store has a poltergeist who is far too committed to tormenting me and my too-tired-for-an-opening-shift self.

-A man became upset as he found that he had to use the chip reader. He adamantly refused to do so, telling me that “the Internet says chips are dangerous.” I attempted to reason with him, telling him that the Internet also says that the Holocaust never happened, but rather than seeing my point, he stared at me and told me that he already knew that. 

-From an adjacent lane, I heard a man tell the cashier that “Y’all here will never be Cracker Barrel.” He is not wrong by any means, as retail and dining are entirely different industries and it would be definitively wrong if our establishments were the same. Having said that, we would undoubtedly crush them in any competition.

  • what i say: i'm fine
  • what i mean: viktor didn't fall in love with a yuuri that skates like he is the music itself. he fell in love with a drunken yuuri who can barely keep his clothes on. he just found the solution to months of pining when he saw the viral video. viktor packed up his bags, bought first-class tickets for him and makkachin, and decided that he'd be naked when he sees yuuri again so they could continue from where they left off at the banquet.

there’s a place you just can’t reach unless you have a dream too large to bear alone