just for you yuri

Okay but imagine Yuuri retires from competitive figure skating at 27, and he decides to go back to college to become a teacher.

So this boy walks into class sporting the just-rolled-out-of-bed look with the sex hair and the big comfy sweater and the starbucks cup in one hand.

And you know, he’s enjoying his life, he makes friends in his program and on the weekends he helps his husband teach cute little kids how to skate and they have this cozy little house together in a nice neighbourhood. He probably has girls and guys falling for him left and right.

And then one day, Yuuri’s out with his friends, and they’re at a cafe or something.

And a group of girls comes up to them, and they’re all blushing and nudging each other saying “You talk first!”.

So Yuuri just turns this absolutely blinding smile on them and asks, “Autographs?”

The girls squeak, and nod furiously.

“Sure!” he says, reaching out for the notebooks they’re holding out for him to sign.

And about ten minutes later, after several selfies and autographs and a lot of gushing and squealing and “Please let Viktor know we’re looking forward to Yuratchka’s upcoming season,” the girls leave.

So Yuuri turns back to his friends, and they’re all just staring at him with wide eyes and gaping mouths.

Yuuri kinda wonders if there’s something on his face.

The first thing that comes out of anyone’s mouths is, “…who’s Viktor?”

And Yuuri’s kinda confused as he replies, “….my husband?”

“YOU’RE MARRIED!?!?!?!?” his friends all shriek.

Yuuri looks down at his hand to make sure his ring is still there. “Yeah?” he says, holding his hand up.

“I thought that was just a fashion statement!” one of the girls exclaims.

“Why did they want your autograph though?” asks another of his friends, and Yuuri just looks away sheepishly.

“I’m…uh….a retired competitive figure skater?” he asks, his voice going higher with embarrassment. “And I…uh…got 2 golds in the Grand Prix…and 2 golds in Worlds….and maybe a silver in Pyeongchang?”

His voice gets progressively quieter as his face gets even redder.

His friends are staring at him in horror and shocked disbelief now.

And he thinks he might as well get it all out now.

“And…my husband might be the most decorated athlete in figure skating history?”


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Hi! :) 
I was really nervous (because you are like….my idol! My favourite blog EVER!) to share this but…here goes! 
I don’t know if you understand spanish (I do because I’m from Portugal and spanish and portuguese are quite similar, not that it matters to you ) but there is this song that I just totally imagine Yuri and Otabek dancing to in a club, like Yuri grinding against Otabek, seducing him. (I’m 20 btw so yeah… I do listen to your NSFW stuff :D ) The song is called Despacito (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi6tElj6Do4) and it’s just….sensual. 
I had to share this with someone and thought of you so, here it is :)

E: What’s incredible about this is that when you listen to it without the lyrics and if you don’t understand Spanish you’re like “oh wow another upbeat song to dance to at the club” but then you read the lyrics it’s like “hey lil momma lemme whisper in your ear” AND IT’S SUDDENLY LIKE WOW OKAY I can PICTURE Yuri’s fucking dances to this one thank you so much for sending me this aaaahhhh

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Walk, walk, fashion baby. (*・∀-)☆

YOI Week 2017, “Ladies appreciation.” 👌👌👌

I wanted to draw all of the girls but I wouldn’t have finished in time. ;v;’ They’re all so beautiful I’m cryin

FDKSLFJS OK SO I JUST NEED TO SHARE WHY I REALLY LOVE THIS OFFICIAL ART

you can see yuri and yuuri clearly cheering, watching the football match and presumably aware of what’s going on:

“KICK THE BALL YOU FCKING MORON”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

BUT VIKTOR

LOOK AT HIM. JUST LOOK AT THIS DORK:

HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE WHAT HE’S WATCHING OR WHAT THIS SPORT IS HE’S JUST HAVING A GOOD TIME WITH HIS DOPE ASS HAT AND ENJOYING THE COMPANY OF HIS FIANCÉ AND HIS CAT SON

“GO BALL GO!!!!!!”

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A messy little comic where Otabek calls it out.

Part 6/

It only gets happier from here, I promise. Next part coming out next week 👍🏾

I had the sudden urge to draw them in Elie Saab dresses (x) (x) and I JUST—-

why do they look so good they’re illegal