just for you you idiot

pls understand that whenever i listen to kpop and you ask me “do you even understand that?” with disgust on your face, i would really like to kindly tell you to fuck off and just start lecturing you all about how cloSED MINDED AND IDIOTIC YOU CAN BE IF YOU LABEL MUSIC BY LANGUAGE AND WHY DE FUCK WOULD YOU JUDGE ME FOR LISTENING TO KOREAN DUDES WITH ANGELIC VOICE WHEN YOU’RE THE ONE WHO WRONGLY YELLS THE LYRICS OF DESPACITO SUAVE SUAVE SITO LIKE DO YOU even KNOW SPANISH I DONT THINK SO SIR

  • (somewhere in a space rebel base idk)
  • Lance over the comms: Pidge come quick! We found your brother!!
  • Matt: ...... what the fuck's a pidge
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Mob: I just don’t know why you called me to handle such a weak spirit. I mean, ones like that–
Reigen: You just don’t get it! When you get to my level, you get so strong, you end up melting everyone around you during a simple exorcism! That’s why I ask you to take care of the weaker ones.
Mob: If you say so.

If AO3 had an “if you liked this story, you’ll probably like this one” recommend feature, I would probably never leave my house again.

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me @ those haters who’re trying to smear super junior members

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Star Wars…. if it were told through Anakin Skywalker’s Instagram Adventures

I’M SORRY I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THIS IS A THING THAT EXISTS I just got too excited about the new Clone Wars and-

This could either be a modern AU, or an alternate universe where everything is exactly the same… except everyone has instagram. (let’s be real this universe would involve a lot more bad hashtags, ~dramatic filters~ and check-ins at Mustafar)

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i am physically and emotionally crying he revealed his real name and identity to the summoner he trusts them THAT much AND HE VOWS…TO FIGHT FOR THEM…….AND WITH A WIDE SMILE WHILE HES AT IT IM SO…………………..