just for you doe

anonymous asked:

can i ask what's funny about the new cyelatm comic? i mean i get the big mouth thing but i don't understand the pronouns thing?

people tryin to accommodate but end up makin people who are trans uncomfortable

like, u show up to have a good time and someone knows youre trans so they just start talking about gender politics to u instead of like ……… not doin that

Breaking News: @c-ughtin is an awful nasty and horrible cunt that never answers her FaceTime. Hope you’re keeping Tracy’s bald head warm in England bb or I’ll probably have to have you emancipated. I miss your face, pick up the phone!

Today I saw a lost cat poster in our neighborhood and I went OH NO! And David’s response was, “I hoped you wouldn’t notice that poster.” I went up and memorized the cat. Just in case I see them. Because there is a LOST CAT. And now I am thinking of all the lost cats and Imma go eat this whole bag of candy corn and sob on the clean laundry.

hey it doesnt matter that the us military sucks ass - trump banning trans people from it shows the administration’s hostility and sets concerning precedent for other transphobic policies

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happy birthday to our dearest jungkook!
thank you for being you 

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12 + eyebrows

-audibly winks-

… how are they jumping up like that?

it’s a mystery.

or it’s a bone-based op seesaw situation probably

Preachy anti-suicide speeches may have good intentions but they honestly make me so angry… just let me express that I am suicidal, just let me vent it out, don’t guilt trip me and tell me I’m selfish or to think about my family.. just tell me it’s going to be okay, and that while you don’t understand how I feel, you still care and are here for me. Just hug me. Don’t guilt me.

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This level of complexity is honestly why Dean is my favorite character. He’s gone from he is evil no question to he might not be evil yet, but he will be to if he does go evil, I will end him. He’s never static, never one-dimensional. So many layers to be peeled away, even in this small piece of his story. He’s captivated me from day one, and this is why. 

reblog if you can’t chose between pricefield and amberprice so you just choose them both bc why not, more gay

nobody ships sasusaku more than sarada 

concept: keith finding and adopting a black kitten with a white tuft of fur on its forehead while shiro’s away and naming it after him 

when shiro gets back he’s ridiculously endeared by this but he’s also like “keith. if you wanted to name a kitten after me you could’ve named him tacatshi.” and keith just 

stares into the camera 

I want to make friends and have mutuals in the IT fandom but I feel like everyone here is like 12 and I’m this creepy old person hanging around, being old and unnecessary.

Reblog this post if you’re older than 20 in the IT fandom and would like friends/mutuals who are also old people.

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After graduating from Hogwarts, Minerva McGonagall was offered a position at the Department of Magical Law Enforcement of the British Ministry of Magic. She returned to her family’s manse in Scotland to spend one last summer with her family before moving to London.

During these months Minerva, aged eighteen, met Dougal McGregor, a local Muggle, who was the handsome, clever and funny son of a local farmer. Minerva fell head-over-heels in love with McGregor. The two got to know each other, and eventually McGregor proposed to Minerva on a ploughed field and she accepted his offer. That night, she was unable to tell her parents of her engagement. Thinking about her future, Minerva realised that wedding a Muggle who did not know that she was a witch would mean Minerva would follow her mother’s footsteps and live unhappily with her wand locked away, shredding all of her ambitions. Early next morning, Minerva went to tell McGregor she had changed her mind, and could not marry him, aware that if she broke the International Statute of Secrecy and told him why, she would lose the job at the Ministry for which she was giving him up. She could give him no good reason for her change of heart. She left McGregor devastated and left for London three days later.

He sent her several letters trying to win her back, but with no success. He would later marry a Muggle woman who was the daughter of another local farmer.

Dougal McGregor was murdered in a random anti-Muggle attack by the Death Eaters during the height of the First Wizarding War in the 1970s, along with his wife and children. News of these events were a terrible blow to Minerva, who wondered if she could have been able to save him if she had married him.

warhammers, shields, arrows, swords...what century is this?? have you not heard of guns??