just finished this shit

there seems such a cruel irony in how 13 reasons why is a netflix series - 13 episodes, released all at once, for us to work our way through in the same way as the 13 could. did you binge watch all in one night, like alex? or did you have to watch it in bits and pieces because it was all too horrific, like clay? is it doing things to your head too? is everyone talking about it at school? is everyone talking about hannah baker again? 

hey look at this lance

thats all, i just found this lance and i had to share him cause hes beautiful 

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So this is how dates work right

youtube

Aw shit, look who did another one!

BTS as things I've said during finals
  • Jin: I've been in this class for two years and the only thing I learned was that Ethan can eat a whole lemon in two minutes
  • Yoongi: I stopped studying once my Spotify free trial ended
  • Hoseok: *had two weeks to do an essay* *started the night it's due*
  • Namjoon: I should've listened three years ago
  • Jimin: If anyone gets 100% I will hunt them down and I'll probably cover their doorknob in Vaseline so they know what it feels like to have victory slipping away from them
  • Taehyung: The only thing I did to prepare myself was watching all seasons of Haikyuuu in two days
  • Jungkook: Why get an A for 'awful' when you can get an F for 'fantastic work keep it up!'
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I know I vex you from time to time, and I admit, I am vain, lazy and excessively prone to frivolity, but a quick turn around the garden before dinner is good for the soul, and everyone should do it.


Intimidation for Family Moments

Context: We play a home brew style game. My group just found a dungeon that they’re exploring. During this, they start having an argument. Thru then find an army.

Nerida ((mermaid gunslinger)) : How dare you!

Faena ((elf assassin)) : HOW DARE I! At least I don’t destroy whole towns like Carlos.

Carlos ((human silk Reaper. It’s complicated so don’t ask…)) : I DIDN’T DESTROY THAT TOWN!!!

DM ((me))as Enemy Army: uhhhhh

All Three: TURN AROUND! WE ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION!!! ((2Nat20’s and a Nat17.))

DM ((me OOC)): the army turns around and sits on the cliff edge, waiting for you guys to finish. They are so intimidated by your argument that they just want you to finish.

LanceLot Valentines Date: Lance’s alien boyfriend is the best and Lotor isn’t sure what the big fuss is but he could definitely could get used to these strange earth celebrations

Why We No Longer Have Trumpets

DM: So you enter the palace, and there are trumpets sounding everywhere, the Prince is revealed-

Rogue: I steal a trumpet.

DM: *ignores and launches into his Prince speech*

Rogue: Can I steal a trumpet while the prince is talking

DM: No- Well, fine, roll for it.

*Rogue rolls a 3*

DM: Everyone notices. The guy you just tried to steal from offers to sell it to you for 150G.

Rogue: I roll intimidation to persuade him?

*rolls a 3*

By this point, everyone is dying of laughter.

NPC: It’d take more than that to get my trumpet! Listen, the Prince gives me a stable enough income, I need the money to give my wife a pres-

Rogue: Wait, if you get a stable income, why do you still have money issues. Why is it my responsibility to pay for your wife’s present.

NPC: Well- uh, m-my son, he-

Rogue: Your son spent all your money?! Dude you’re a terrible father and husband, just give me your trumpet you’re better off working somewhere else like a bank.

Monk: Roll psychological damage, on the NPC’s part.

DM: Just take the fucking trumpet it’s literally in a basket beside you it’s worth 5G can we please finish this the game just started 30min ago.

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Red Dwarf 30 Day Challenge (by @rosandguildensterns​)

Day 1 - Favourite Crew Member: Arnold Judas Rimmer BSC, SSC

“What am I supposed to say? ‘Fear not, I’m the bloke who used to clean the gunk out of the chicken soup machines! Actually, we know sod all about space travel - but if you’ve got a blocked nozzle, we’re your lads!’”