just dream :(

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the happiest kiss & cry

I had a dream last night that I was playing this post-apocalyptic game where all of the people except you and your crew were turned into horrifying monsters

The way the game worked was it would open to you and your Cool Group of Angsty Survivors and their base is taken over by the monsters. So the whole point of the game is to survive long enough to get to another safe place.

You have four people in a team and you all just. Line up side to side and go in a straight line. You have one gun that does a set amount of damage (other weapons are available instead of a gun and some are pink and sparkly)

The monsters come at you in a straight line and basically, you have to fight them off, walking backwards to make sure you have enough time to beat them

So basically the object of the game would be to figure out how to fight each monster specifically so you go forward more than you go back and make it to a checkpoint

And you’d have this journal you make of every monster you see, with all the info on how to beat them, whether you were the one who fought the monster, or one of the other three players with you

You can play solo, but if three of the four people in your group dies but the fourth one makes it, all four of you can still progress, so single player mode is super hard. Computer players are available but they kinda suck

And as you go along you discover all of the other people have become these monsters, and certain monsters target certain people so there’s only so many monsters you can see on your own

Some monsters may specifically like to target girls over boys. Some may target people under the age of 20. Some may just want to only fight people who have a sparkly pink sword. The more odd the thing is that attracts the monsters, the harder it is to find them

So as you go through the game you have two objectives, get to a safe spot and end the game, or the optional one to keep heading out every day to find new monsters

Living the dream...

This is something I have been meaning to talk about for a while - I have watched countless interviews with Louis and Steve and the one thing which seems repetitive is Louis saying - “Living the Dream” and the way he says it and in which moments of the interviews stood out to me.

The first time when he mentions the lads holiday in Vegas and then again when he mentions the tour bus. is it just me or does it sound off to anyone else? 

00:37 and 2:40


Little Battleborn Things #944

Whenever I’m really crushing it with Orendi, I tend to get rather aggressive in terms of playstyle AND laugh crazily when I get a KO/Assist. Maybe I should cosplay as Orendi for Halloween…

*another DO IT submission from the DO IT Battleborn candlelit97. 

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‘Who do you ship Swap!Sans with?” is an ask I’ve seen more than once, so…

And, of course, bonus:


Original joke comes from Parks and Recreation: 1, 2

Ink belongs to @comyet

Dream belongs to @jokublog

Error belongs to @loverofpiggies