just dont even look at me

anonymous asked:

your arm is way more triggering than the one of your thiung, just, please? its more of the main thing than your thighs, im trying to ask nicely

so dont look at it. if i trigger you dont look at me dude. you can ask as nicely as u want, its still rude as shit to even bring it up. obvs a touchy subject. stop asking about it thanks

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Cagney stretched and straightened out his stem, rousing from his (longer-than-it-should-have-been) nap. With a blink or two of his eyes, he noticed all of the things people had left him while he was taking a break.

“What the heck is wrong with you people?” he asked seemingly to no one. He looked at everything, even the blanket carefully wrapped around his stem.

“I don’t deserve this,” he sighed, patting the flowerpot next to him gently. “You all are just too nice to me.”

also this bears saying: if we have a thread going thats old, or doesn’t interest you or something you just can’t figure out a response for even if you’re still invested in it…………………………….just drop it, ok. i promise u dont need to explain urself to me or feel guilty just go ahead n drop it we can do other stuff

i seriously have no desire to play most games anymore and i dont know if that’s a depression thing or if they’re just getting bad…? like… even if I buy the game and force myself to get into it and start playing it I just feel antsy and kinda just wanna stop and go play something more familiar that I know I like. even games that used to be fun for me just suck now. and I hate it. because they all looks so cool but I’m just not feeling it

  • The male benders in ATLA: Really good. They worked hard to get where they are skill wise and while it hasn't always been easy, they are capable and can hold their own in a fight. One of them was even the Avatar, which is pretty impressive since he mastered the elements at age twelve, rather than start learning at 16 like most Avatars.
  • The female benders in ATLA: Inarguably the most powerful and unmatched humans in the entire world. Prodigies, masters, and creators of subbending styles. One was compared in skill to the Fire Lord at age EIGHT and able to perform one of the rarest and most difficult forms by 14. She couldn't be defeated by another's (even the Avatar's) bending alone. Only faced defeat when fighting two other master benders while on the verge of a complete mental breakdown (officially being defeated by different female bender). Another held an entire city up by a single turret while standing on unstable ground, and then went on to invent her own bending style at the age of twelve. One mastered her element in mere WEEKS, mastered bloodbending and defeated the woman who INVENTED IT the FIRST TIME SHE EVER ATTEMPTED IT, held her own against a master waterbender without ANY TRAINING, and fully healed someone from a fatal wound, making her a master at two vastly different forms of waterbending at the age of 14. A female Avatar quite literally reshaped the planet and created her own ISLAND. AND MOVED IT ACROSS THE SEA. These women shown in the show are not only the most powerful and talented females in their universe, but also in almost any known piece of television or fiction, all while being completely fleshed out and complex characters, not being defined as nothing but 'strong'. Each has their own personality, strengths, and weaknesses.

shipping your own OCs

shipping one of your OCs with 4 other OCs and not knowing which pair should be canon

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ok but consider this: viktuuri au where this is how they first met in the streets

(based on this)

psychologist patient in fiction: (somberly lying down on a sofa, hands together fingers intertwined, looking blankly at the ceiling) …it all started on my 2nd birthday. I remember that day very clearly. I, even back then, could detect the delicate tension between my parents, as one avoided answering the others question…

psychologist patient in reality: (Does spread eagle on wooden chair) i dont know shit Just unfuck me

so i was waiting for my bus at the bus stop; its a typical monday, im wearing my “tony stark did nothing wrong” shirt.

this 16 yo girl (she was also waiting for the bus i think lol ) keeps looking over at it, scowling. i’m ready for a fight just like i always am on tumblr, i can’t stand the fucking antis. i speak up. “u got a problem or something?”

the question’s not even fully out of my mouth and this chick starts going off, spit flying and all. “dont you know tony stark is a weapons manufacturer?!??? hes killed a SHIT TON of people” i’m shocked; i’ve never had a child speak to me that way IN REAL LIFE before. but i’m trained; just last week i doxxed a 15 yo girl who said tony was homophobic on line.

before i can anything though, this old lady steps up and says “tony stark is a hero u fucking bitch” then smacks the kid right in front of me and the other hundred people at the bus stop. i’ve never seen so many people clap before, i feel like justice has finally been served.

moral of the story: antis dont try any shit, we’re everywhere.

  • Jungkook: Who the fuck ate my fucking piece of cake, I will fucking murder you, spit it ou-
  • Jimin: I did. I'm sorry, Jungko-
  • Jungkook: How was it? I hope it tasted good, I didn't want to eat it anyway, I'm not even that sweet-toothed
  • BTS:
  • BH:
  • Me:
  • ARMY:
  • Obama:
  • Universe:
  • Yoongi: the cream on the cake wasn't whipped but you are
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in case you haven’t heard, it’s my gal sophii’s birthday today :) so here’s a small strange fic to celebrate. happy birthday my bud, have the best of days, thank you for putting up with me always <3

this is part of the kiss meme: #4. forehead kiss which can be found on AO3


It’s quarter past midnight and Annabeth is on her way home from Hazel’s. It’s also twenty degrees and her jacket is definitely not warm enough for this weather. Hazel had suggested she get a cab, but her apartment is only a couple of blocks away from home so Annabeth couldn’t really justify it. She’d had a hard time persuading her to let her walk home by herself but had won by reminding Hazel that she was more than capable of taking care of herself if somebody tried to cross her.

She also promised to text her as soon as she was home safe or Hazel would be sending out a search party.

Annabeth wraps her too thin jacket more tightly around herself and curses herself for not giving in and getting a taxi. Her jeans feel like tights against the icy air and her boots feel wafer thin. She sees the light over the front door to her building and breaks into a jog, watching her breath puff out in little clouds and fumbling for her keys in her pocket. Her fingers are almost numb which makes navigating the already tricky lock difficult but she manages it and slams it shut behind her.

Running up the four flights of stairs warm her up a little bit but she’s still shivering when she reaches the familiar green door and stumbles again with the lock.

The apartment is dark and barely warmer than the hallway. She hangs her jacket next to the door and shoves her boots onto the pile of shoes on the floor. She tracks her way through the dark living room, avoiding corners of tables and couches by memory, and opens the door to her bedroom.

And there she finds the only square of  light in the whole apartment, that being her husband’s mobile phone lighting up his sleepy face.

“Hi,” he says as she shuts the bedroom door. “Hazel was getting ready to send the search party.”

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i love girls

ok dude girls are so cute okay like let me tell you:

you dont even gotta be the typical good looking skinny girl with a small face and abs okay

girls are so cool they have this aura of confidence, even if theyre super insecure. IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN BUT ITS GREAT YES GIRL WORK IT

like you can TELL that each and every one of them are special and wow im just so excited to tell you how much i love them ?????

1. theyre so gentle and even if theyre more masculine theyre still soft and good like yes YOURE A GIRL and IM A GIRL THANK U FOR UNDERSTANDING!!!

2. wlw especially: theyre really legit with u???? like straight up (more lyk gay up u feel) tell me whats up girl whatchu feelin whatchu need

3. hair- long hair or short hair????? ALL R NICE seriously okay i dont care if ur hair’s messy or neat or if ur bald whatever it’s cute nice

4. girls rock the wearing clothes thing (and the not wearing clothes thing but im not gonna talk about that) !!!! every girl has a different style and holy shit it’s so nice to see a girl wear something they like because THEY ARE RADIATING i love it

5. girls are so smart like no matter how dumb they think they are or how “bad” their grades are they probably like something and know a lot about it and it’s always so enchanting to listen to a girl talk about,,,, anything

i have many many more things but pls add !!!!!

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“Thanks Mr. Dice!”

“No problem little missy!”

“Uh Mr. Dice…. I’m stuck…”

“……..”

Thank you so much for your kind words QAQ!! I really appreciate it! So have the secret second half of this scene darling QVQ Look at that moosh face

Me: Why don’t I advertise my asexuality more, #pride, right?


queer tumblr: THATS ERASURE, WHY WOULD YOU REBLOG A POST ABOUT GAY/LESBIAN/BI/PAN/TRANS PEOPLE AND MAKE A JOKE ABOUT BEING ACE THATS (insert former)PHOBIC, WHY CAN’T YOU GUYS KEEP YOUR GEEK SHIT TO YOURSELVES, ALSO YOU SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO USE THE WORD QUEER TO DESCRIBE YOURSELVES, I CANT BELIEVE YOURE INVALIDATING OTHERS BY DESCRIBING YOUR STRUGGLES AS AN ACE WHEN YOU CAN PASS WHILE SO MANY OTHERS IN THE LGBT COMMUNITY HAVE TO HIDE WHO THEY ARE OR FEAR FOR THEIR SAFETY


straight tumblr: i mean, you’ve never had sex, so like, how do you know? isnt asexuality for plants? maybe you just haven’t met the right person yet. what trauma did you go through to make yourself asexual? are you a victem of sexual abuse? i thought it was a choice? that’s impossible, you can’t NOT feel sexual attraction. is it like a disease?


tumblr as a whole: blah blah blah blah youre not actually part of the LGBT community blah blah your sexuality is fake blah blah blah


me, backing away slowly: aha, right, that’s why