just don't get mad about it please

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Why People Hate Your Sign

Aries: Make everything a competition and seem to constantly make impulsive decisions even if it puts others at risk.

Taurus: Unbelievably stubborn and think you’re always right. As well as being horribly materialistic.

Gemini: Unfocused and talks too much. Makes a lot of things up, so people never know when you’re being serious. Commitment is a no most of the time.

Cancer: Stereotypically over emotional. Can be childish and immature. As well as victimizing yourself in almost every situation.

Leo: Attention seeking and have very high expectations. Likes to be in control of everything and of course egoistic.

Virgo: Controlling and uptight. Over critical of way too much. And have a tendency of being harsh over little things.

Libra: Can never make a decision. Manipulative and superficial. Sometimes too laid back to the point of not caring.

Scorpio: Petty and vindictive. Overly jealous and possessive. Way too secretive over too many things and manipulative.

Sagittarius: Always bored because you expect too much. Exaggerates everything. Inconsistent with thoughts and things you do.

Capricorn: Selfish and don’t care enough about anything. Obsessed with social status. And almost always pessimistic.

Aquarius: Obsessed with individuality. Don’t pay attention to much because you’re always in dreamland. Stubborn and very unpredictable.

Pisces: Magnet for drama. Don’t stand up for yourself. Rarely know what you want. And sometimes over sensitive.

DON’T RUIN PRIDE MONTH

Ever since June started all I’ve been hearing is: 

  • “pansexuals are just bi”
  • “intersex people aren’t classified as lgbt”
  • “asexuals aren’t part of the community”

and so on 

But what pisses me off (and I’m sure many others too) is how the actual lgbt+ community is doing this

like I know we’ve all heard it before this happens but It’s Pride month 

We’re supposed to be proud for who we are and celebrate that pride and bring awareness to it

So how dare you go and look down upon and say negative things about demisexuality pansexuality asexuality etc. 

Like it’s literally in THE FUCKING LGBTQIAPD ACRONYM LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WOULD” I A P D” STAND FOR IF NOT INTERSEX,ASEXUAL,PANSEXUAL,AND DEMISEXUAL? 

WHAT?

IGUANAS, ALLIGATORS, PANDAS, AND DINOSAURS???

THIS IS NOT KINDERGARTEN

I DON’T NEED TO TEACH YOU YOUR ABC’S WITH A VARIETY OF ANIMALS AND OBJECTS

WE EXIST

AND ARE PART OF THE COMMUNITY 

AND PROUD FOR IT

WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

LEARN ABOUT YOUR COMMUNITY ASSHOLES

Part of Your World
Mermaid Yasu
Part of Your World

Behold! Ieyasu’s hidden talent: Singing !

@leychee THIS HAS TO BE WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT LOL HIS VOICE IS FRICK-FRACKING BEAUTIFUL!!! REVEL WITH ME IN HIS GLORY.

anonymous asked:

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who hates this whole 'victor is lazy' thing. Like, have they seen Victor's apartment? And don't even get me started on the 'poor Yuuri has to put up with Victor' vibe that has been going around the fandom. It makes me so mad. I have literally unfollowed so many people that just went on and on about it. I'm just so tired to see such a beautiful relationship portrayed like that.

SAME!!!!!!!

their relationship is beautiful and happy stop trying to apply unhappy straight couples logic on them that’s not going to work

viktor loves yuuri so much i honestly imagine he wouldn’t let yuuri do any house chores??? fkdsfjklsd and yuuri is like viktor please let me share house chores with you! we live together AND THEY WOULD HAVE FUN CLEANING THE HOUSE TOGETHER

WHOA THAT’S WILD

A COUPLE WHO HAS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP AND IS NOT CONSTANTLY ANTAGONIZING ONE ANOTHER OVER STUPID HOUSE CHORES

anonymous asked:

Start shift. Three minutes later the phone rings. Hooray for starting my day by being yelled at by an older sounding lady because "a while back, no, a few months ago, no last week" (Aka January 🙄) she bought sheets and didn't decide to use them till today and they ripped. How dare we sell her these sheets. How dare I ask her if she followed the care instructions. I'm looking up your receipt for you lady & I don't have to. Be nicer to me or you get the no receipt discount refund, please 🙄🙄

Just sent the ask about lady on the phone who bought sheets (like 30 seconds ago) and here’s the follow up: she was so mad because she spent hundreds of dollars on these sheets! How dare we sell her expensive sheets that ripped! She spend $90 with an additional $15 off coupon. Costing her a total $75. Not hundreds. And not a terrible price for Egyptian cotton extra deep sheets.            

69kokoro  asked:

I have a different question, please don't get mad. Can we ask the characters something out of the story? Like you finish the episode 1 and in the meantime to get to the second we can ask about their past or the likes and disgust to them without change the story. Please don't get mad at me :,v

No.
I’m not mad just please stop asking for stuff I already said that won’t happen, it’s getting annoying as hell.
and I’m not going to rewrite the story a fifth time to fit an askblog narrative and fuck up an entire lore This will not be an askblog, this won’t be like ADC, please get over it.

Let's be nice to each other please

To the anon that sent me a bunch of hate (not posting bc it was really rude, explicit, and it was like 12 different messages):

I understand your frustrations about the show Arrow, and I get that you are mad about some of the choices. So am I. But please don’t hate me for liking Felicity. I support all female characters on the show. This is a positive blog.

I liked Laurel a lot, and I was very sad to see her go (I literally was sobbing, ok?). I do not bad mouth her character or say anything against her. I have never attacked her, and coming onto my blog to attack me was unnecessary and cruel.

Just because I am a Felicity blog doesn’t mean I am against Laurel. I love both. I was angry when they killed her off, and she deserved a lot better. I don’t make Laurel gifs or post a lot about her, not because I don’t like her, but because this is a Felicity blog. Felicity Smoak is my all time favorite character and this blog is for her. I track felicity tags, and I literally only have felicity content on my dash. NOT because I don’t like Laurel, but because I’m focusing on her.

I can’t say this enough, but we don’t have to pit female characters against each other. I understand not liking a certain character, you are entitled to it, but I personally love all female characters, and me supporting one doesn’t mean I’m not supporting another.

Telling me I am a dumb b**ch for defending Felicity is also not cool. If you don’t like her, you don’t have to read my defense of her! The title of the post was literally Felicity Smoak Appreciation. If you don’t want to read it, literally don’t.

So the next time you decide go into someone’s inbox and leave so much hate (such as telling them to kill themselves) all because of FICTIONAL characters, please reconsider. Arrow is a TV show. Yes the characters and the show are important to me, but at the end of the day, it’s just a SHOW. It’s not real. And it’s not worth attacking real people and being horrible to them for a fictional show.

This fandom can be so toxic and people get so caught up in shipping and stanning characters that we forget that there are people behind these computer screens. Getting hateful messages to kill myself and calling me a b**ch hurts. I am a person, someone you have never met, and you have no idea how much your words can affect me. As much as I’d like to say that I can brush it off, it really does sting, and I’m begging people not to go into inboxes just to send anon hate.

new vid so ya'll don't waste your time

dev: oh god im just so hard working and i never take breaks

dev: except to make unnecessary videos bitching about twitch not unbanning my fetish game

dev: and get mad at people for not liking me

dev: and to make streams

dev: and buy body pillows

dev: but i like have no solution to this? wait what do you mean i can hire people to help me? b-but then people won’t kiss my ass! please feel bad for me

“He saw me hex Zacharias Smith,” said Ginny. “You remember that idiot from Hufflepuff who was in the D.A.? He kept on and on asking about what happened at the Ministry and in the end he annoyed me so much I hexed him– when Slughorn came in I thought I was going to get detention, but he just thought it was a really good hex and invited me to lunch! Mad, eh?”

– Ginny Weasley

anonymous asked:

Hi Lecrit, I saw one of your later posts and it made me wonder something; I'm asking this out of pure curiosity so please don't get mad at me, I love you and your writing so much for you to hate me. I'm wondering, why you hate CC and why do you say that book Alec is biphobic? Thank you if you answer, again, don't get mad, I just want to know both sides of the coin.

Cupcake, I don’t hate you, relax. It’s okay not to know about those things and it’s more than okay to ask an explanation on something you don’t understand. I’d never get mad at someone for wanting to inform themselves. Promise. <3.

Now, biphobic Alec…

I don’t know if you’ve read the books, but if you have, you’ll know that Alec is incredibly insecure and jealous in his relationship with Magnus. That could’ve been fine. I mean, Magnus is his first kiss, his first relationship, his first everything, and that can be something to be nervous about.

But book!Alec expects Magnus to be the same. Apparently, it never occurred to him that a centuries-old warlock had relationships before? That he might have dated a few of people before him and even loved some of them? And even worse, some of those people might have been *dramatic whisper* women

I’m not going to talk for hours about how unhealthy it is to assume your significant other has never dated before and to dismiss their past life like that, but in Alec’s case, it’s even worse because he is pretty much saying “How dare you date people before I was even born?” and cherry on the cake: “Is there anyone you didn’t fuck in the whole country?”

The worst part of Alec’s biphobia in the books is, I think, when we learn that Magnus once dated Camille. Alec’s answer should be what it is in the show “yeah, sure, you dated someone centuries ago, what’s the big deal?”.

Alec’s answer in the books is this: he immediately starts demanding why Magnus didn’t tell him about his past relationships (seriously, dude, you weren’t even born, fucking chill) and instead of accepting the fact that Magnus has been with other people, he gets angry at him.

My personal favorite line (note the sarcasm here): “Or there are plenty of pretty girls here, since apparently your taste goes both ways. Is there anything you aren’t into?”

Biphobia at its finest. 

And it isn’t just Alec being insecure, it isn’t just Alec being jealous, it is plain and simple biphobia because Alec has his mind set on the painful cliché that bisexual = slut and he makes it a point to insult Magnus whenever he can about it.

Honestly, I love Alec with all my heart but book!Alec? He needed a serious punch in the face.

As for CC? Well, all of this comes from her.

Here’s what she could have done: she could have had Alec acknowledging the wrongfulness of his actions and apologized to Magnus whom he claims to love and yet belittles constantly for who he is. Did that happen? NO.

One paragraph would have been enough: Magnus standing up for himself (because that never happened either, he just let Alec insult him without defending himself and wtf??? Magnus is centuries old and he lets himself be insulted by a eighteen-year-old petulant childish man without even trying to stand up for himself? Fuck that shit.), Magnus (or someone else? Izzy? Catarina? Clary? Anyone?) calling him out on his bullshit, Alec apologizing and promising to do better.

This. never. happened.

Because CC thinks she just wrote a boy with insecurities lashing out on his lover out of jealousy when what she truly wrote was pure and simple biphobia.

I’m so glad we have people writing on the show that actually are able to tell the difference and who write Alec’s character with respect and care. Same goes for Magnus.

Sometimes someone will post something passive-aggressive and vague but it’ll remind me of something I just did and I feel like it was directed at me, and my blood runs cold in terror, gosh why am I like this :D please, if you ever dislike something I did, come straight to me and I’ll listen and I promise I won’t get mad at you, but please don’t post about it, passive aggression literally terrifies me

anonymous asked:

Hi, please dont get mad, but is it racist to not ship Ka//ura? I saw a Twitter thread saying/implying it was, but didnt know it was? Maybe I misinterpreted what OP meant, + Im white so if I say anything wrong, pls let me know. I just dont ship it because I agree with a lot of what you say about it, like it being heteronormative and having somewhat of a power imbalance, not having strong enough trust yet, etc. I dont even ship sha//ura anymore bc I found out shes a teen, and I just feel bad :(

Ohmygod no it’s not racist if you don’t ship it.

Tbh I find it kinda racist if you do, not people in general but the whole thing about the ship is just…no.

Okay how can I word this to where it makes sense????

Okay so we all know Allura has an understandable hatred and distrust of the Galra given her whole history, I don’t need to explain that.

Now Keith was one to want to pretty much not understand(or try to understand) what she was feeling or take into account exactly why she would feel that way about him and the other Galra (Even though the way she went about it was wrong anyone with even a tenth of a brain cell can see why she would act this way, hell I’m surprised she hasn’t tried to get full out revenge on them because technically she has the perfect villain backstory but that would lead to a whole other racist thing so one thing at a time.)

Even though we know Keith isn’t like this shipping her with him is like shipping her with her oppressor or a constant reminder of her past, which in reality would hurt her way more than anything else since she would feel as though she’s betraying her people and her father by doing so. Especially with that pain and knowledge that everything is gone still fresh in her mind.

Long story short you’re not racist if you don’t ship it you just have sense to know when there’s a good relationship when you see one and apparently that’s not it.

(Note: I swear to god I get any asks saying how Keith isn’t an oppressor!!!! Why would you say he is!!!!! FUCKING READ AND USE THEM COMPREHENSION SKILLS HANNAH LEE JEFFERSON THE SIXTH, NO ONE SAID HE WAS)

  • Me: *thinks about something bad*
  • Me: @FP I HATE YOU AND YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST LEAVE! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR *insert random event*! THINGS WILL NEVER BE OKAY!!
  • FP: I'm so sorry, I love you! Youre right, I have acted bad and I am sorry❤️
  • Me: Oh no, why do you say that?? I'm a bitch and I just overreacted, please don't leave me! *cries a ton*
  • Wow I hate myself so much! Please forgive me!
  • Me: *hates myself and swears to FP I wont get mad about stupid things ever again*
  • Next day
  • Me: *thinks about something bad*
  • ...
I'm getting real tired of guys "forgetting" about my kid

Don’t call me after 10 unless it’s an emergency.
It’s almost 12, don’t ask me to hang out.
I won’t “just leave him” with my mom.
My son is my first priority.
So if you can’t even bother to consider him when you do shit like that, don’t even bother talking to me at all.
And please don’t get mad when I call you out on this bull.

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This didn’t happen? Oh well… I sometimes wonder what Mori and Dazai’s relationship was like, and get stuck between wondering if Mori was more of a father figure to him, or just a means to an end. (If he’s a father figure, that makes you take Dazai’s message to Atsushi about fathers into consideration with the recent chapters, no?)

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talk shit get hit

C’mon folks, say it with me:

  • Being asexual does not mean you can’t be sexually active.
  • You can have sex and be asexual.
  • Being asexual means you do not experience sexual attraction.
  • There are reasons to have sex besides sexual attraction.

Asexuality (or nonsexuality) is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone, or low or absent interest in sexual activity.

Notice the OR.

Just because someone doesn’t feel sexual attraction, it doesn’t mean that they aren’t having sex. They can even enjoy it.

Don’t push every asexual person into a single category when it has different branches to it.

There are sex-repulsed or sex-averse asexual people (like myself) who do not want to have sex. That is okay.

There are sex-indifferent asexual people who are okay with having sex with their partner. That is okay.

Both groups of asexual people exist. Please don’t erase either group or get mad at them for choosing to interpret a sexually active character as ace.