just cooked

Fred and George, in disguise: [knock on the doors of Hogwarts]

McGonagall: [opens the doors]

Fred: Hello, young lady! We’re selling Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans! 

George: Is your boss around?

McGonagall: ALBUS!

Dumbledore: WHAT? WHAT’S ALL THE YELLING?

McGonagall: THEY’RE SELLING BERTIE BOTT’S EVERY FLAVOR BEANS

Dumbledore: WHAT? WHAT’RE THEY SELLING?

McGonagall: EVERY FLAVOR BEANS

Dumbledore: WHAT

McGonagall: EVERY. FLAVOR. BEANS.

Dumbledore: I️ CAN’T HEAR YOU

McGonagall: THEY’RE SELLING EVERY FLAVOR BEANS!

Dumbledore: THEY’RE SELLING EVERY FLAVOR BEANS?!

McGonagall: YEAH!

Dumbledore: Ah Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans! I️ remember when they first invented Every Flavor Beans! Sweet, sweet Beans!

McGonagall:

Fred:

George:

Dumbledore: I️ ALWAYS HATED THEM

lil usnavi is a very good helper 

concept: it’s early in the morning and you’re soundly sleeping still. i head into the kitchen to make you your favorite breakfast, smiling at the thought of your sleepy morning voice

Home cookin’. A fear submitted by Marika to Deep Dark Fears - thanks! The new Deep Dark Fears book is available now, with fifty unpublished comics and fifty favorites! You can find it at Amazon, B&N, IndieBound, iBooks, Google Books, your local bookstore, and wherever books are sold! For those of you outside the US, bookdepository.com is offering free worldwide shipping!

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how about some dragon stew???

hey technically that’s not cannibalism, that guy’s human shut up

meanwhile those two are cuttin the veggies

I need a cooking show where the contestants are tasked with recreating fictional dishes

Like

“Make this dish that showed up in that anime one time - it looks like this and it’s slightly spicy. This is all we know” *shows big picture on a screen*

or

“Your task today is to make a health potion. It should be able to stay preserved for a week in room temperature, at least. But it’s not like we can really check that on a 1 hour show. Still, keep it in mind”

and then the old man who lives alone with two dogs and a cat wins, and the gamer and the anime nerd look at him in horror whispering “how…” to themselves

or something

but yeah I need this