just can't hang out in person :(

yo dont send biphobic shit to my gf thinking she gonna kiki w you lmao??? on what actual planet does ya dusty self think she gonna date my hella Bi ass and gonna be about u being a dry sponge lmao that shit gets screenshotted and directly sent to me and i gotta be the one to calm her wrath down cause she ain’t here for that biphobia she just ain’t about it like lol??? go outside?? do yoga?? take a laxative?? the person u are trying to reach is unavailable - please hang up and try again???

Matthew Daddario Quotes
  • "We call our shoes ‘sneakers,’ right? But they're not really sneaking."
  • "Can't wait till they invent phones with keyboards."
  • "I don't know this guy. He came to hang out so I complimented his hair."
  • "How many artichokes can you eat in one sitting?"
  • "No, go back to my idea!"
  • "Maybe, they'll throw the books out. Just not follow the books anymore."
  • "Hey guys did everyone floss today? You gotta floss every day. Otherwise, your dentist makes you feel bad."
  • "I play piano but I won't call it a talent."
  • "I'm the funniest person in the cast and that's simply because everybody else is so painfully unfunny."
  • "There is literally no memory left in my phone. I took fourteen thousand blue sky photos and I need all of them."
  • "Send him photos of fried chicken and crab cakes."
  • "I have a dentist appt tomorrow. I'm not gonna brush my teeth tonight. Also not going to shower. This is going to be painful for everyone."
  • "You are not trash, you are lovely!"
  • "Don't sign contracts in your blood. It's usually not required by any reputable party."
  • "He's slippin' out his little tongue eating snail treats off the ground."
  • "I will eat anywhere in the house. I'll eat cheese crackers in bed!"
  • "He looks down and sees this wonderful man. He hops down there and smooches that man right on the face. Right in front of everyone."
  • "...it's not fair that he is more handsome than me!!!"
  • "Don't do the hokey pokey around witches."
  • "They're never gonna release the deleted scenes to you guys because they're racy and inappropriate."
  • "This video is going on social media!"
  • "I'm ashamed to admit I lied about the selfies. The phone is 98% cow pictures and I can't delete them. I need a new phone. Forgive me."
  • "Thank god I started sandpapering my feet when I was four."
  • "Is Alec appreciating at an increased rate because of an increase in demand? Or is it the same rate as before."
  • "Note, some alpaca do not appreciate head pats."
  • "If humans lived in barns, we'd be smelly, too."
  • "Had to delete all my cow photos to make room for selfies, so I will say 'I appreciate you, cows.'"
  • "Wow. It's spelled Gollum. Wow. So disappointed. Hiding my own cell phone for the next two weeks."
  • "You're a little kitty cat. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy kitty cat, kitty cat."
  • "Sometimes when I travel between dimensions, I think, man, I should really buy a sailboat."
  • "If I was running for President, my VP would be a well trained golden retriever."
  • "Who's not going to watch Hamlet in space? I mean, Space Hamlet!"
  • "I just think we should all acknowledge what is awesome about Harry!"
  • "I like eating food after dark."
  • "Generally, people avoid kissing their sister in a healthy life."
  • "If you don't like my zebra leggings, it's because you just don't understand zebra leggings."
  • "I think we should provide more showers for cows."
  • "If I'm having a bad day, I eat pizza."
  • "I hope Google uses the same algorithm to encrypt my email as my pocket does to tie knots with my headphones."
  • "I would own a farm. Not like growing crops but maybe have a few animals like cows, and maybe an alpaca or a llama. I would chop wood all day."
  • "Dog. #dog. Dog. Dog."
  • "Had fun tweeting with/at you guys. Phone is about to die. Gonna go get more double-A batteries."
  • "The jackhammer has been joined by his friend, the concrete saw. Rare that you get two music legends right outside your window like this."
  • "Interdimensional cat smuggling is severely punished. But you can make a killing on the black cat market."
  • "You should just give up on me like I did. So done with me right now I can't even."
  • "What am I fan of? No one's ever asked me this before! Oh man."
  • "I don't know why they say that. I think they're poking fun at me."
  • "Congrats. You deserve that sailboat."
  • "I don't know. I don't have any pet peeve. Yapping little dogs, I guess. Buttons that don't go up right."
  • "Donkeys look like rabbit horses."
  • "Everyone is all, 'follow your heart.' If that worked I'd be watching Shadowhunters in my spaceship."
  • "Am I making this up?"
  • "I don't condone it, but I understand it, and therefore, I will not pass judgment on it."
  • "I can eat a pound of pork rinds."
  • "I am your bird king!"
  • "Baby pigs or baby cows? They're both good options."
  • "I have deleted a single photo from my phone. I have room for one selfie. Living on the edge. If it happens, no second chances."
  • "She gets it at a Shadowhunter tailor where we get all our stuff. Are you serious?"
  • "My cell phone is not the most important thing in my life. It just feels that way."
  • "Kill her immediately. Problem solved."
  • "You're not me? Most people aren't, in my experience."
  • "Man I've spent a whole year talking about sailboats and I could have just jumped on this SHIP."
  • "Reminder not to cite 'game of thrones' as my motivation for getting into politics."
  • "To all the people who threaten to punch me in the face... Do I have to be concerned or is that a love thing?"
  • "Put this on?! Fit it on my body?!"
  • "I’m going to shave today. Nobody will recognize me and I’ll have to reintroduce myself to all my friends."
  • "Don't get me started on this question."
  • "Okay, quick question. What does it mean when someone says they are your 'trash?' Asking for a friend..."
  • "Wait, 'SexyBack' is by Justin Timberlake?"
  • "Everyone's smooching everyone and Alec just wants to do his job. That's why he's the best and deserves a big smooch."
people often know me for
  • AQUARIUS in the FIRST: being kinda popular in general but also kinda distant. but always pretty well liked tbh
  • AQUARIUS in the SECOND: my aesthetic sense, my fashion sense and cool things I own & what I do with it
  • AQUARIUS in the THIRD: being a good friend and witty conversationalist. the mutual friend
  • AQUARIUS in the FOURTH: for being the mom friend, but also being the COOL mom friend
  • AQUARIUS in the FIFTH: the cool things I do & how I do it. being fun to hang out with & always creating days/nights to remember
  • AQUARIUS in the SIXTH: my personality in general, how I do things day to day. my quirks, mannerism & just who I am
  • AQUARIUS in the SEVENTH: how easy I am to get along with & how I have my very own personality like no one else's.how I can't get along with everyone
  • AQUARIUS in the EIGTH: how easy it is to open up to me, how easy I am to trust & the advice I give
  • AQUARIUS in the NINTH: how fun I am to do activities with, the best buddy for "buddy systems", my odd conspiracy theories
  • AQUARIUS in the TENTH: how sociable and friendly I am on he Internet, how I try and be as friendly as possible to everyone I meet & how I can relate to strangers
  • AQUARIUS in the ELEVENTH: how i sometimes always seem to become an integral part of any group, I'm the friend that always needs to be there or there's no point in us all getting together!
  • AQUARIUS in the TWELFTH: how deep & spiritual I am, how I can surprise people unexpectedly sometimes with the things I'll say or do
I've never been kissed but I have a soft spot for sickeningly sappy OTP prompts so buckle up kids:
  • -when there's a height difference so Person A has to lean down and person B has to stand on tiptoes for a kiss
  • -"One (1) kiss for pillow fort entry"
  • -Person B blowing a kiss to Person A at the train station, then person A falling out the window when they go (literally) overboard pretending to catch it
  • -Forehead kisses (/^▽^)/
  • -Unexpected kiss on the cheek
  • -Unexpected kiss on the cheek WITH A HEIGHT DIFFERENCE
  • -Snowball fights and shoving snow down each others backs
  • -Person B leaning far back in their chair for a kiss from person A
  • -Then leaning too far and tipping over. Then just laying there as they both laugh until they can't breath
  • -Pets getting in the way during a kiss
  • -Person B goes in for a kiss but really steals some of Person A's food
  • -mini retaliatory food fight leaving them both a mess
  • -Obligatory kiss in the rain (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧
  • -Climbing onto the roof to watch the stars but getting locked out + having to wait 3 hours for rescue
  • -Going out in formal wear and Person A kisses Person B's hand in a dashing manner
  • -"Since when did you get so smooth?" "Since always" *trips and rips down expensive wall hanging*
  • -Waltzing together through the autumn leaves
  • -Tripping and tumbling into a freshly raked pile
  • -Shoving leaves down each others backs
  • -Hot cocoa and chocolate chip cookies together
why i love (all) the signs
  • (pisces sun/scorpio moon/aquarius rising/venus dom pov)
  • aries: as hot headed and impulsive as you guys are, you are really supportive and loyal friends. you will beat up anyone who decides to hurt someone you love or care for. you are super fun to hang out with too! i have never met a boring aries, and i don't think i ever will. aries make awesome friends. if you want someone to beat up that jerk that has been harassing since last week, go to an aries.
  • taurus: honestly just the coolest people ever. not only are you guys super attractive, but your also really and laid back and chill. you're also very dependable and i can't help but look up to you guys for that. not to mention that you're quite smart as well. you might not be the easiest person to deal with when it comes to arguments or making decisions (you can be quite stubborn, which is a good and bad thing!), but you guys are still awesome people and i love you guys.
  • gemini: idk why but there is something so charming and attractive about you guys that i just adore. you're creative and fun people, and your hearts are (most of the time) in the right place. your friendly and accepting and that's probably the reason why every single gemini sun or moon i have met is so popular! not to mention that every single gemini i have met has some kind of talent that they are really good at. whether it's filming or cooking or cheerleading, all of you guys have some kind of talent, and you are always good at it. i almost envy how lovable you twins are. keep it up gemini folks, you're one of my favorite signs.
  • cancer: not as innocent as you think, but they are still very huggable and nice people. cancers are either really shy and quiet or really optimistic and cheerful. some cancers that i have met are even snarky and sarcastic (kind of like a scorpio or aquarius) but are still affectionate and nice to be around. i love cancers because they are the kind of friends that will make you cookies for no real reason, or will give you hugs when you're feeling down (or just because they want to). cancers that i have met also have a very weird sense of humor that you can't help but love. these people are really cool. go hug a cancer.
  • leo: either loads of chill, or no chill. leo people will try their best to make everyone happy, but won't go all the way if they don't want to. they are generous and helpful people. surprisingly, i have not once met a leo that was popular and full of themselves. in fact, most leos i have met are pretty humble (MOST not all). they are also very funny and friendly as well. leos are the kind of people that will greet you with a bear hug every time you see them. in my opinion, leos would make awesome dads. they are really cool friends too. they've always got your back, too.
  • virgo: kind of like cancers, all virgos that i have met have a very weird and goofy sense of humor that you just love for some reason. they are also not as worrisome and uptight as predicted. i love virgos mainly because of their humor and sarcasm. they can be a little prickly at times, but they are one of those friends that will support you no matter what stupid bull crap you decide to do. they will get you out of a mess that you got yourself into, they will lend you a pen if you forgot yours at home or lost yours in science class. virgos might be a little reserved or shy at first but they slowly open up to you and begin to show affection. i personally find this part of them adorable.
  • libra: cheerful, friendly, and goofy. a libra is the kind of friend that will brighten your day when you are in a funk, and will take you out somewhere for whatever reason. they are without a doubt the best people to party with, but you might want to keep an eye one them...they can easily get carried away when drunk! most libras that i have met are also hopeless romantics, and will gush about some old couple they saw holding hands while walking down the street. they also got sass. libras are really fun and energetic people, and make super cool friends.
  • scorpio: my god you guys are awesome. your funny and sarcastic, but also supportive and kind. similar to an aries, scorpios will beat up some kid that has been bullying you or your ex partner that decided to break up with you over the phone. scorpios are really cool (and kind of reckless) friends that are lovable in every way. they can easily become the life of the party, but they can also be quite introverted as well. it just depends on the person really. scorpios are also passionate and loyal lovers, which is rare to find these days. scorpios are really amazing people, and deserve all the love in the world.
  • sagittarius: for a person who lives in a family where half of the people are born under the sign of sagittarius, i have met my fair share of sags. they are friendly and caring like a leo but also a bit reckless and impulsive like an aries. i love sags because of how lovable they are. idk why but there is something so attractive and lovable about sagittarius folks that makes me so happy when i meet one. like libras, sags have lots of sass and are really goofy. they are the kind of friends that will take you out on a car ride when you're feeling down or for no reason at all. sags are really just super fun people that you can't help but love.
  • capricorn: i have met all different kinds of caps. cheerful ones, shy ones, awkward ones, energetic ones. i have only met one introverted capricorn. capricorns are without a doubt the kind of person you want as a friend. they are not only smart cookies, but they will do special things for you like buy you a random present for no real occasion or help you study for that next math test. they do small things for you that i really appreciate...not to mention that is kind of cute. in fact, capricorns have their own little cute quirks and habits. i have met so many different kinds of caps, but the one thing they all have in common is how great friends they can be. if you want a friend for life, go to a capricorn.
  • aquarius: my favorite sign. they are friendly and goofy and just so lovable! they are hilarious and very cool people. they are quirky and fun in so many ways, and i have never met an aquarius that wasn't interesting! aquarius folks have such a fun personality! i can't enough of them. like geminis, almost every aquarius i have met has some special thing or talent about them that they are always good at. they are also good at dealing with people. they can also be a little rebellious, which for a pisces like myself, i find really cool and attractive. aquarius people are simply amazing, and are without a doubt my favorite sign.
  • pisces: and then there are these guys. very nice people, without a doubt. the thing i love most about them is their creativity and humor. i have yet to meet a pisces who didn't have a thing for one of the arts. they are also very nice people as well. some of the nicest people i have met are pisceans! they are also very accepting. it doesn't matter whether your a boy, girl, gay, trans, bi, preppy, emo, hipster...they can become friends with any people with any personality (unless those people are jerks to them). pisceans are also really funny! they are such great people with their hearts always in the right place. i have yet to meet a pisces i didn't like.
  • Person: Okay, but why do you watch Let's Plays of games you have? It's not the same as playing yourself, you know.
  • Me: You know, sometimes I'm interested in the story of games I'm awful at and watching someone else play (with optional funny and/or informative commentary) is a lot more pleasant than punching the monitor out of frustration.

anonymous asked:

tfw your fp doesn't even know you have bpd and you have to hide all you symptoms and you get jealous of everyone that hangs out and talks to them because you want all their attention and you!!! Just!!! Can't!!!! STOP!!!!

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anonymous asked:

I haven't read the comics but I've read from other metas that in the comics Aang was obsessed with these fan clubs? And he was kind of ignoring Katara's presence and not really appreciating her or something? Is this like how it happened cause that's not very nice of Aang, Katara is always there for him and it's not cool for him to be treating her this way, tbh I can't even remember when Aang thanked Katara for everything she's done for him more than once, smh Zuko would've never done this..

Yeah, that is pretty much what happened. Katara and Aang meet some kids who started an Aang fan club. The girls are fawning over Aang and Katara is jealous.

He spends the day hanging out with them and basking in all the attention, while Katara sulks in the corner. 

Katara is upset at the end at how he just ignored her.

Thankfully, she realizes what a horrible person she was at the end. When Katara is jealous, she is presented as petty and selfish and she is made to be ashamed of herself.

When Aang is jealous, he is portrayed as entirely justified.

  • Me thinking about fp: I'm not gonna talk to you for a week bc I want u to miss me I'm gonna be cold and distant and not show you I have feelings bc if I don't get close you can't hurt me I don't care
  • Me like 10 minutes later: omg hello I just want you to be happy and I love you!!! here let me buy you food and listen to this song that reminds me of you!!! Also let's hang out today and tomorrow and next week!!! I love you (((((:

anonymous asked:

wait but "same lips red / same eyes blue" could be louis then "same white shirt / couple more tattoos" could be harry? especially since the next line is "but it's not you and it's not me" so he's not just talking about the other person but himself too

this is an interesting take on it, i’m not gonna rule it out

anonymous asked:

I feel like Naruto is the only person Sasuke would want to hang out with if Naruto feels down. Sasuke is almost unresponsive to everyone else. Whether it's in a romantic or platonic way, I just can't see Sasuke really trying if it isn't Naruto. Real readers know that. Kishimoto knows that. That's why I expected more from the author and the canon. In Fanon everything is possible, but BS was supposed to be off-limits in canon. Apparently not anymore.

You’re right. Sasuke is not interested in anyone else than Naruto because it was Naruto who believed in him all the time, whilst his former friends and comrades decide to side with the very oppressive government that is responsible for the senseless killings of his clan. He obviously won’t be too fond of those who stabbed him in the back—or tried to.

anonymous asked:

Headcannons for Ponyboy like not being able to be alone. He has to be around someone from the gang, even Steve if he has to be he just really can't be alone

This is really original and I really like it

-He’s usually with Johnny or Sodapop, and because he’s never alone, he developed an irrational fear of it

-He’s just always afraid something bad will happen

-Especially after Johnny got jumped, that really pushed Pony over the edge

-Johnny totally understands, and is always willing to hang out with Pony, even if they’re just watching TV

-Steve kind of feels bad for him

-And if Steve’s the only person around, Pony is forced to be with him

-Sodapop loves being with Ponyboy, so he doesn’t mind

-Two-Bit and Dally think it’s kind of weird, but they’re not opposed to spending time with him

-Darry feels really bad because he can’t be there when no one else is

Thanks so much for requesting, I really liked this one!!

anonymous asked:

You know how in the books it mentions that werewolves only hurt humans but can't be around normal animals because the animals are instinctively scared of them? I always thought that if we can train horses and dogs to stay calm and do their jobs in active war zones, surely a dog or other animal (magical or not) could be trained to act as a werewolf service dog. It wouldn't even need to be trained much, just socialized to not find werewolves scary and then hang out with them during the full moon.

I love this! I’m a huge fan of anything that could personally benefit Remus Lupin <3 

So I might be a little obsessed with voltron more than other fandoms at the moment….
So if you aren’t a giant voltron fan or shipper (mainly Klance, Shieth, Shklance and Shance), please hang in there and hopefully I’ll get this out of my system soon. I’ll try to blog other ships too, but it’ll mostly be VLD for a little while.

But if it’s not your cup of tea and you don’t want to stay, it’s alright. It was great meeting you.
I’ll just be over here enjoying what I love.
Happy Shipping everyone!

it’s my best friend’s birthday this week and all of her plans include going out for drinks and hanging out at bars and pubs and clubs and like a) I’m poor and b) I can’t go out with my ptsd it’s too stressful and I panic every time and I just can’t go and I feel awful because i haven’t told her anything yet so like she probably just thinks I’m being a loser or being shy but she has no idea

Delicate Techniques
  • Saitama and Genos are at an S-Class meeting about nothing of importance. Just before the meeting starts, Saitama is handed a small glass bottle of soda.
  • Saitama: Hey Genos, do you mind?
  • Genos: Of course not, Sensei. *opens the bottle*
  • Saitama: Thanks, man!
  • Tatsumaki: *watching the scene with a face like she's just passed by a dumpster* How dare you ask an S-Class to open your sodas like they're your personal assistant! Why are you even here if you can't open a little bottle?
  • Genos is halfway out of his seat before Saitama places a gentle hand on his disciple's shoulder. Genos goes back down in his seat but only reluctantly.
  • Saitama: I'd break it if I tried to open it.
  • Tatsumaki: Yeah, with all your stupid weakling techniques!
  • Saitama: *shrugs and sips his soda anyways*
  • ***************
  • A few days later, Saitama and Genos are hanging around Metal Bat after they've stopped by a convenience store for small treats. Saitama pulls out a twin popsicle.
  • Saitama: Hey Genos, break those for me.
  • Genos: Of course, Sensei.
  • Metal bat stands by simply watching the display with something like confusion.
  • Metal Bat: What, ya can't break'em yerself?
  • Saitama: They always come out uneven when I try.
  • Metal Bat: *gives Saitama the side-eye* Sure, pal.
  • ***************
  • The next day, Drive Knight is stopping by the apartment to deliver some news concerning Metal Knight. He's called into the apartment and is led into the kitchen where Saitama is cooking and Genos is slowly and calmly opening all the new jars for the recipe they're trying.
  • Drive Knight: That's a lot of jars. You're not giving him a hand?
  • Saitama: *shrugs* I can't do it like he does.
  • Genos: It is my greatest pleasure that I can perform a necessary task for Sensei.
  • Drive Knight: If you say so.
  • ***************
  • The next after, another S-Class meeting occurs. However, Genos and Saitama are not there.
  • Tatsumaki: That B-Class is wasting Demon Cyborg's time! He needs to be taken care of!
  • Metal Bat: He don' seem that bad. Jus' got lil' weak hands s'all.
  • Drive Knight: I'm in agreement. Caped Baldy is just a little weak in the body.
  • Metal Bat: A lil' trainin' an' he'll be all set.
  • Tatsumaki: Whatever.
  • Across town, at that very moment, Saitama sneezed as he took down the self-proclaimed "Lord of the Underworld" with a quick swat of his hand.
  • Genos: Are you feeling ill, Sensei?
  • Saitama: No, just got the feeling that someone was talking about me is all.
RANT TIME

okay no one is going to care about this but I’ve just noticed something lately. I have friends okay, but sometimes it just seems like I’m just that one person who awkwardly hangs around and isn’t actually part of the group?

I don’t know, it’s just whenever im talking to someone, even if they’re friends with me, they don’t seem too interested in me. What am I, boring? I know a bit timid and shy but if you talk to me I’ll do my best to carry on a conversation.

Like someone will talk to me and seem very uninterested and I’ll walk away to go do something for a moment and someone else will walk up the person I was taking to and they’ll light up like a fucking Christmas tree and laugh their ass off, and it happens all the time with so many people!! All of my friends are a bit silly and goofy and you know I’m kinda the more mature and reserved one and sometimes I think people don’t like me because of that. That’s just my personality, I’m not some wild party animal like my friends are. I’m never going to change my personality for someone because I am who I am but it would be nice if someone liked me for who I am

People always tell me I need to lighten up or let go, and sure I could afford to be a little less tense all the time, but sorry I’m not loud and funny like everyone else.

I just wish people wouldn’t take me for granted. I can be a great friend to you but friendship is a two way relationship and sometimes I feel like no one else wants to put effort into getting to know me

holy FUCK I still have my date with the guy on Friday but I ended up hanging out with him for like two hours yesterday and he made SUCH a good impression on me and I actually really really like him??? like the qualities he has is 100% the type of person I want to be with (kind, polite, sticks up for others, humble, driven) and he’s so sweet and I want to have a chance to date him but then all of the sudden it hit me that I’m moving in early September and I’m just…. really sad. this sounds absolutely insane but I could see myself with this guy and I want the chance to explore that but I have…. three and a half months left tops