just came back from this and it was... weird

anonymous asked:

my dream was so fucking weird? Roman, Seth, Dean, Finn and me were all in a cabin in the fucking woods but not in a horror movie way??? We were just... There and they were playing poker when I came back from wherever the fuck I went but when I did Ro and Seth were the first two to get up and just fucking RAVAGE me with kisses and then Dean and Finn dropped their cards and came over and long story short I fucked four of my fave wresters in my dream right in the front room of a cabin




Some people asked because of my TONGUE IN CHEEK POST about it the other night, well!!! all it is, is being consciously aware that you’re dreaming. You can kinda train your brain to do it and it’s fukken awesome ok!  I learned from a bunch of books I got out from the library one summer back in high school and I have kept up all the habits since then until shit got weird but we don’t talk about that

sometimes you get to a point where you can control your dream and force yourself to dream about a certain thing . either way it’s really damn neat to just have conscious awareness while you’re asleep and if nothing else, it’s something fun to do that doesn’t cost anything.

I got into it a few years before Inception came out, if you can believe it. So when that movie came out talking about the same ideas my mind was  blown 

First things first:


This is your ability to actually remember your dreams. Because imagine, even if you end up having a lucid dream,  what’s the point if you completely forget it as soon as you’re awake? Some people think they don’t dream anymore but it isn’t true, everyone dreams. Some people just don’t remember.

So Write down  all your dreams, anything that you can remember as soon as you wake up.

I just text it to myself first thing in the morning and usually they’re super disjointed and barely readable but it’s just enough to have me remember them again. even if you can only remember little snippets, the more you do this the better you can get at remembering.


Dream cues are these little things that make you realize you’re asleep because they differ between reality and your dreams. They’re kind of like triggers that will make you realize you’re dreaming. The idea is to check in on these cues even when you’re awake, so that when it becomes a habit in real life, it will become a habit when you’re asleep.

It’s also a good way to check if you’re actually awake because sometimes dreams are super realistic. I’ve had a lot of dreams where I woke up in my bed, then did the reality check only to figure out I was dreaming.

Different people have different ones but there’s some common ones:

-mirrors: In real life you look like yourself. in a dream you’ll look like a really distorted version of yourself or like a completely different person. I don’t recommend this one because what you see in the mirror might freak you out into just waking up lol

-counting your fingers and seeing more or less than the amount of fingers you have

-electronics that don’t work

-text that changes when you read it, look away and then read it again

-dim lights [i hate light dimmers for this reason eugh]

-loose teeth

My personal ones are the and fingers and the changing text! So in real life, I count my fingers, and read some text, look away and read it again to see if it changes.

If I have more than 5 fingers, I realize I’m asleep and that’s where the lucid part starts.

Personally for me, all of these have served as dream cues, but these two are the ones that i literally check on. Another big one for me is if my teeth are loose, it’s an automatic cue for knowing I’m asleep.


So you made a habit out of checking in on your dream cues and writing down your dreams. Now how do you actually do this thing….

There are some REALLY SPECIFIC METHODS To inducing a lucid dream . Some people practice one method that brings you from wakefulness directly into a dream, with NO LOSS OF CONSCIOUSNESS. I find this a little rarer but it’s definitely happened to me

Others have the method where you fall asleep as usual, end up in a dream, and then your consciousness wakes up while you’re in the dream. This is more common I think.

my sleep science might be off but this is it as I’ve understood it.

so the general method is to go to bed super early. like 9pm. And set your alarm for Stupid O Clock. I am talking some ungodly hour that you will never be up, like 4:30.

Reason being: You will literally never go to sleep and immedeitly start dreaming. You have to have been asleep for a few hours, having gotten a few sleep cycles in. The longer you sleep, the deeper your sleep cycles run and the more restful sleep you’ll have as the night goes on. It’s only in the later sleep cycles that you start to dream.

This is the reason you’re groggy in the morning [you were just in the middle of your deepest sleep cycle] but not groggy at all if you wake up at like 12

So the goal is to wake up right before you’re gonna go into a deep sleep cycle.

Stay awake for a few minutes, go to the bathroom or something, read some stuff on lucid dreaming on your phone… You want to wake up your brain so that your mind is conscious and running even though you’re dead tired.

Now you can go back to sleep, and the conditions are pretty much met for having a lucid dream.

SO GENERALLY NOW, it’s really likely that you’re gonna have a regular dream.

But if you’ve been making a habit out of doing your dream cues/reality checks while you’re awake, at some point you’re gonna do it while you’re asleep.

stuff from the waking world carries over into dreamtown. it’s the same reason you’ll have super realistic dreams about your job or people you know.

IT’S ACTUALLY SUPER COOL When you do your dream-cues and you see different results from real life. Like I’ll count my fingers and realize there’s 6 of them and be like Ohhh shit! I’m asleep! Time to go wild.

Usually I just fly around like a motherfucker but it’s so cool to be your exact same self who is able to think about your family/friends/homework/life/memes except you’re flying


OK SO NOW THAT YOU’RE AWAKE while dreaming, you can  try controlling your dream. This is a bit harder to explain but in my opinion it’s as easy as focusing/dwelling on what you want to do..kind of like repeating a mantra mentally.

Like lets say you’re dreaming and you come across a house. As you’re walking towards it, tell yourself “Captain Kirk is in this house and we’re gonna have the time of our damn life.” TELL YOURSELF WITH CONVICTION! BELIEVE IT! CAPTAIN KIRK IS IN THE HOUSE! OVER AND OVER!

also try practising controlling on little things first. Like point to the sky and say “brighter” or “more purple” or “bluer” or think “I want it to be night time instead" and it SHOULD change.


There’s 2 tricks I know of that will keep you in a dream for longer when you feel like you’re about to wake up and you don’t want to.

One is spinning: If you feel yourself waking up, try spinning around on the spot till you’re dizzy. Things will blur around you and then they will clear up and get super sharp! Especially spinning while crouching. I have no idea why this works, but it does and others have said the same thing.

The other is, when you feel like things are getting blurry, focus on ONE spot in the dream. I usually crouch and like, stare at the details and texture of the road really really close up. For some reason, pinpointing your focus on one little thing will refocus the dream.



Honestly the more you read about lucid dreaming, the more likely you are to have one for yourself..Even by reading this you’re more likely to have one. It’s weird, but it works. When I would regularly read books on the topic they’d say the same thing and it was true. It’s kind of like, the fact that you’re aware that it can happen makes it likely to happen..

SO YEAH, before you go to sleep or when you wake up at 4 in the morning, google it, see what others have to say. Get your brain in gear for it. there’s lots of posts online that will probably talk about the same stuff that I have here but this is my legit personal experience with it and stuff over the years.


If It’s Meant To Be (Newt x Reader)

A/N: Why do I make myself cry like this lol Summary: You’re a No-Maj and just like Jacob, you must be obliviated. You say your goodbye to Newt, someone you’ve fallen in love with.

Originally posted by hardyness

Queenie came back, eyes red and puffy. Jacob, opened his eyes and a blank expression came over his face as he rushed off to a different direction.

Now it was your turn.

Rain splattered onto the ground just like your tears did. The past week has been the most amazing, weird, whimsical, bizarre, happy week of your life. You got a break from your dull office job life and found passion and friends for life. And love. But now, in a second, it will all be taken away from you. You won’t have any memory of any of this. But that’s the thing, you had to remember. You couldn’t just forget, just ignore the whole entire world that has been introduced to you. And the people that have been introduced to you.

“I don’t want to forget.” You choked, looking through tear-filled eyes at Newt.

Newt Scamander. A shy, passionate, awkward, loving, caring man. A man with whom you’ve fallen in love with. A true love.

“I know.” Was all Newt was able to say. He took you in his arms, savouring the feeling. The feeling of you, Y/N. The feeling of the woman of his dreams. Because, in an instant, the only person he ever loved and cared for so deeply, was going to be taken away from him.

You sobbed into his teal blue jacket.

“I can’t just go back.” You cried. “I belong with you.”

You couldn’t just part. How can you leave this new world behind? How can you leave Newt behind?

“Before you go, Y/N I need to tell you something.” Newt said, pulling you off of him so he can look at you. So he can look straight into your eyes.

“Before you leave me, I need to tell you. And I know, you won’t remember any of this, but I just need to let it out. Y/N. Throughout all my life, I never had someone, another human to love. I lived a very lonely life before I met you. My parents, my family, they never quite understood me. My brother got all their attention anyway. Then at school, I quickly got isolated because of my so-called weirdness, and I spent my days of education alone. Everywhere I went, my thoughts stayed within me, and the only conversations I was able to have were with my creatures. Of course my creatures are other beings, but well, I never had anyone to answer me. I never had anyone to laugh with, to cry with and to discuss with. I had almost lost hope in friendship, and even more in love. I had seen it before, couples hanging out in malls and everything. But I never knew that I, me, Newt, was going to find love. Then I met you.”

The tears were pouring hotter and faster out of your eyes.

“Then you came along, Y/N. And I got this feeling I never felt before. I was so confused in the beginning, but one day I realized. That day, when I found you alone in my case, just sitting there with Frank the Thunderbird. I knew. I had found love. Because the only thing I’ve loved before were my creatures. And when I realized I felt even more for you, I knew that I loved you.”

He closed his eyes and looked back at you. “And I thought the greatest day of my life was when I met you. But it wasn’t. It was the day you told me you loved me back. That night when I told you my feelings and you said you returned them. That immense joy I felt, so happy that I finally had someone, someone to talk to, someone to care for, someone to love, someone to laugh with, someone to call mine. That night, when I held you and kissed you, made me forget about all my pain in the past. It was like all the loneliness I have suffered through was going to be compensated by me meeting you. I-I love you Y/N. And I won’t ever stop.” His voice cracked at that last part and he lowered his eyes from yours.

You took a step towards him and lifted his chin with your hand, making him look at you again.

“I love you Newt. I don’t have any words to describe it. I wish I had, I wish I had these beautiful big words to tell you what I feel for you, but I can’t. Because what we have, it’s indescribable. I love you.” You told him.

You wished you had words for him. Words to comfort his breaking heart, words that he could remember you by.

“Those three last words are all I need.” He whispered to you.

You looked up and got lost in his eyes. Those starry blue green eyes. You got mesmerised by them, for the last time. His eyes were like home, and you were moving out. Unwillingly. His eyes filled with tears.

You started crying even harder as Newt squeezed you closer to him. He closed his eyes and listened to his heartbeat on yours, wondering if you two would ever reconnect again.

“Hey. Hey it’ll be okay Y/N. It it’s meant to be, we’ll find each other again. I promise. I’ll find you.”

“Time’s running out.” Croaked Tina.

You took a deep breath, getting ready to leave the best thing that has happened to you.

“Y/N. I will never forget you.”

“Goodbye Newt. I love you. So much.”

And on those final words, you closed your eyes. You had always heard that it hurt to look back, so you stepped out into the rain.

Newt watched Y/N slip away. How she gracefully let go of his fingers and left. Tears poured hotter and faster than they have ever done before out of his eyes.

“She’s gone.” He cried out. He collapsed onto his knees.

“Oh come here dear.” Queenie said, sitting down beside him and putting her arms around him. Tina sat down on his other side and patted Newt on the back softly.

“She’ll come back.” Queenie reassured, reading his mind. “Oh I know, there really is no one like her. But seriously, you will find each other again. What if she doesn’t remember you? I have a feeling she will at least a bit.” A smile tugged on Queenie’s lips slightly.

“We’ll find both of them again.” Queenie continued, thinking about her Jacob.


It had been half a year since Newt’s little trip at New York. Ever since he went back to England, he had worked his ass off trying to complete his book. Finally, he did.

Now he was on a ferry, heading out to the American city again. With one person on his mind. That person was always on his mind. Every minute of the day back home, he’d think of her. Y/N.


“Newt! Oh wow you haven’t changed!” Tina exclaimed, surprised at who arrived on her doorstep.

“Where are all the sudden thoughts about Y/N coming from? Ah Newt!” Queenie reacted similarly, seeing the freckled wizard at her door.


Y/N headed to her local bakery, Kowalski Quality Baked Goods. It had been 6 months since that horrible rain storm had happened. And weirdly Y/N had no recollection of what happened before that whatsoever! She resumed going to her job, stopping by the bakery every morning and evening before and after work and befriending the owner, Jacob.

“Hey Y/N!” Jacob waved cheerily at her when she walked through the doorstep.

“Hey Jacob. Ugh I had the most exhausting day at work ever.” Y/N sighed, collapsing in the chair right in front of the cashier counter, her usual spot to have conversations with Jacob. She took off her teal blue jacket and yellow scarf and happily took the pastry Jacob put in front of her.

“Tell me about it.”


“C’mon, Jacob’s bakery closes in two hours!” Queenie called after Newt.

“Okay okay, I’m coming! Where’s Tina?”

“Work, for a change. Ever since she’s been back in the Auror position, she’s been so busy!”

Seeing the British all ready, Queenie grabbed his arm and they Disapparated with a crack.


“Hey Jacob, business is really going well eh?” Y/N continued.

“Booming! People love my treats!”

“Of course, you’re the only bakery in town that makes these weird animal things.” Y/N chuckled.


“There it is. I come see him every day at this hour.” Queenie smiled, staring at the bakery across the street.

The pair started walking towards it.


“Ooh 5:29. That lady is gonna come!”

“Oh my god Jacob seriously, you think that lady in pink comes in here every day to see YOU?” Y/N laughed.


As they approached the open-windowed bakery, Newt caught glimpse of a (Your hair colored) figure with a yellow scarf and a blue coat beside her. Could it be Y/N?


“Okay it’s 5:30, she ain’t here Jacob. You’re so dumb sometimes.”

Jacob ignored Y/N’s comment.

“Who’s that with her?” He asked, looking at the pair outside.

“Hmm?” Y/N asked absent-mindedly and turned around in her chair.


Y/N turned around in her chair. Newt’s jaw dropped and his eyes filled with tears. It was her. Her. Y/N. She hadn’t changed, she even looked more beautiful than what Newt could remember.

“Let’s go inside.” Queenie whispered to him.


Who is that? Y/N thought. His name was right on the back of her tongue but she couldn’t quite get a grasp on it.


Queenie approached the counter.

“Hiya. Can I get two coffees for here please?” She said to Jacob.

He smiled furiously as he nodded.

Queenie took a seat a small table with Newt. He couldn’t get his eyes off her. It was like the first time he saw her, unable to stop looking at her, wanting to drink in every aspect of her.

Y/N smiled at him and turned back around to face her book.

“Hey Y/N, do you mind bringing them their drinks? I still got a couple of order forms to fill in.”


Y/N took the two mugs and walked carefully to them.

“Here’s your coffees.” She said, putting them down. By accident, her hand grazed Newt’s, and triggered something in the back of her memory. “I’m sorry, um do I know you?”

“I-I don’t- maybe. I’m-“

His name started with a N, Y/N thought.

“Newt. Newt Scamander. And you?” He questioned, feeling so foolish asking Y/N what her name was.

“Newt, I think I heard that name before… I’m Y/N, Y/N Y/L/N. “

Newt smiled, remembering the way Y/N would say her own name.

“Well, I’ll see you around. Newt.”


“She remembers you.” Queenie whispered happily to Newt.

“I doubt.” He felt saddened, having the love of his life not even recognize him.

“That’s false, she does recognize you. When you accidentally touched her hand, she had half of your name in mind!”

Newt thought for a little. He decided on one thing. He was going to make you remember. He was here, and now that he had found you, he would never let you go. Ever, again. One time was painful enough.

Originally posted by elvenbarnes

Part 2

My feeling is that, knock on wood, if it came around again, it wouldn’t be a bad thing for it to be four or five years later. That might actually be kind of interesting. How weird would that be, on a personal level, to find yourself back with those people? ‘So… where did we leave off?’ It’s such a strange idea, but it’s potentially very healthy for a story like that. So we’ll see. I know where we stood at the end of Season 3, in terms of what he was thinking about. And it did reflect some elements of Silence of the Lambs… He loves that source material, as he would tell you. [Bryan] envisioned taking some elements of that novel and reworking it through the Will-Hannibal relationship… I think it would be more through the filter of Bryan
—  Hugh Dancy [x]
Boston Bruins memes
  • “Patrice Bergeron is the most perfect human being, like today he [thing that normal people do all the time].”
  • Acting like Brandon Carlo is very short. Offer to get things off of high shelves for him. 
  • Saying your practicing the shootout when you’re doing literally anything else. 
  • “What Happened to [traded player]?” “Oh Chara ate him when his time came, soon our time will come too.”
  • The TD Garden is haunted by Mike Milbury’s shoe. Any weird noise someone looks alarmed and said “the shoe’s here.” bonus points if it’s around an away player unaware of the meme.
  • Every time something inconvenient happens they say “thanks, kessel,” a la the “thanks, Obama” meme.
  • Their “pranks” are purposefully super lame, think the “you asked for two ice cubes but i only gave you one” line from spongebob. Act like it was an amazing prank and the prankee just got owned.
  • Call montreal canadiens players their boyfriends. 
  • “Backes look at this cute picture of your son” [shows backes a picture of a dog/cat].
  • The Torey Krug/Brad Marchand height war. Everybody has to pick a side.
  • “My best friend, sidney crosby…” 
Touch Starved Keith Head Canons

So @temwaenbast (Stupid Tumblr still wont let me tag) Gave me the idea of a touch Starved Keith and the plot bunnies consumed me.

-Since Keith was never their actual child in foster homes he was often treated differently than the other kids, and didn’t have overly affectionate parents.

-After time went by, he just grew used to the idea that contact was rare, and when it did happen it was cold and uncomfortable. 

-What was worse was normally the touch came from older individuals meeting him and shaking his hand, or patting his back, and he was required to accept it and smile because it was polite.

-Watching other kids hug and chill together was often weird for him cause he didn’t understand why they thought that was fun and comfortable 

-This also really confusing to the other kids so they always thought he was a loner and didn’t like to be around others.

-So when Keith ends up in space with the other paladins, they start to pick up on his stranger behaviors, already suspecting is was just his loner personality. Especially when he sat so far away from the others on the couch. 

-But when he falls asleep during  some late night debriefing next to Hunk, his touch deprived self just naturally gravitates to him and starts to hang on him like a limp noodle. 

-The other’s are super taken aback because Keith is a cuddler? Since when?

-The next time they notice is when he practically purrs when Shiro ruffles his hair after a training session 

-So Lance, of course, gets it into his head that he needs to see just how much touch deprived he is and starts subtly coming up with ways to find out

-It only takes him 35 tries, and several bodily injuries curtsy of Keith himself, to finally get him to fall asleep during a movie night and Keith turns into a human octopus curling around Lance like he’s a giant personal teddy bear.

-Pidge isn’t super affectionate but she does give him a side hug more often or a fist bump.

-Keith totally notices, he’s not stupid, and realizes that maybe their right, but of course never says anything

-So it’s up to Lance to figure it out when he needs it (which is a lot, or at least that’s what Lance claims now that he’s taken over this, and even Hunk is agreeing)

-Lance’s favorite method so far is the surprise group hug, where everyone, including Allura and Coran jump in to tackle Keith, and he pretends to hate it but in reality he loves it. 

-One night they all find him alone on the deck hugging his knees and they all join him to keep him company when he finally tells them he’s never really had people who were willing to hug him like this so easily before.

-It honestly breaks everyone’s hearts. Especially Allura, because of their loss of her father being so recent. So she places a hand on his shoulder and they all let the quiet take over

Tyler Seguin - Where’s My Girl?

“Where is my girl? Ugh.” I whined as Katie came up and kissed Jamie on the lips at the bar.

“She’ll be here. She texted me she was on her way!” Katie told me as she wrapped her arms around Jamie from behind and rested her head on his back. Seeing the two of them all over each other made me jealous. I just wanted Y/N to be hanging all over me. She had been gone on a work trip for a week, and I missed her more than anything. I traveled for hockey all the time obviously, but it was different being in her position. It was weird… and I just wanted her back with me.

“Isn’t it funny to think that a year ago, you would’ve laughed at the thought of settling down with one girl. Now you’re completely obsessed.” Jamie said with a snarky laugh.

“Shut up, Jamie. He’s not obsessed, he’s in love. Don’t make fun of him for showing how much he loves her.” She said, smacking him lightly on the arm. “If only you were like that.” She said with a sigh.

“I show my feelings! You know I love you!” Jamie fought back.

“Yeah right, Chubbs.” I said, taking another sip of my beer.

“Oooh look at that hottie!” Katie said loudly as Y/N walked over to us. She looked incredible. Her long brown hair fell just at her breasts, which were accentuated by the white lace up shirt that she was wearing. Her dark skinny jeans hugged her curves and skinny legs perfectly.

“Aw, hey lovebirds.” She said, giving Katie and Jamie a hug. As much as I wanted to run over to her and kiss her, I just watched her body gracefully moving around my friends.

“And you, sexy.” She said as she walked over to me slowly.

“I missed you so much, baby. Don’t leave me like that again.” I said as I set my beer down and pulled her in for a tight hug.

“It sucks dating someone who leaves for long periods of times right?” She said, raising her eyebrows.

“More than anything.” I said as I kissed her deeply.

“I missed those lips.” She began quietly. “And this body…. And those tattooed arms being around me every morning. I just missed your sexy self.” She said as her hands dropped from around my neck to my chest, running them slowly down my abs and hooking her fingers through the belt loops on my jeans.

“Believe me, I missed having you in my arms. And I missed those eyes… and seeing you walk around the house in only my old t-shirts.” I told her as I kissed her neck gently.

“Get a room, guys.” Jamie yelled.

“Shut up, Jamie! Let them have their moment. My God!!” Katie yelled at him. “Y/N, will you go to the bathroom will me? I need to talk to you.” She asked, grabbing Y/N’s hand and pulling her away from me.

“Oh, sure. I’ll be back babe.” She said as she turned around, flashing me her perfect smile as Katie dragged her off.

“What is with you man? You and Katie fighting a lot lately?” I asked as I took my seat next to Jamie again at the bar.

“The girl is convinced that I don’t love her. I think that you and I just have different styles in relationships. She’s been hanging out with your girl so much now and then she’ll come and say things like, ‘well, Tyler did this for her’ and, ‘Tyler did that.’” He rolled his eyes as he took another sip from his beer.

“Oh man, I’m sorry. I didn’t know it was like that. I don’t really do that much stuff for Y/N, I just like being all over her. I’m just really attracted to her and I can’t help myself when I’m around her. I also just tell her I love her all the time. I don’t know, I’m just in awe of her.” I explained.

“I can’t be like that though. I can’t always be showing my feelings and what not. I just don’t know how to be like that.” Jamie told me.

“Then just find your way to communicate that to her. She’ll understand, Jamie. She loves you so much… she tells me that all the time when she’s at our house hanging with Y/N. Just make sure she knows you love her. That’s important.” I explained.

“I do love her. So much. Ahh, when did we become so soft? We were the kings of fucking and chucking in this town.” Jamie laughed.

“We just got lucky, man. We got two beautiful girls to somehow forgive us for all the awful things we did in the past and love us through the crazy life that we live. We just have to make sure that we don’t let them go, because there really aren’t that many women that can handle living this life.” I told him.

“I know. We can’t fuck this up.” Jamie said softly.

The girls walked back over to us. Katie’s face was red and puffy, and her makeup was smudged a little. Obviously she had gone into the bathroom to cry to Y/N about Jamie. As soon as Jamie saw her, he snaked his hand around her waist and pulled her in close for a hug. I could hear them talking, but I wasn’t sure what he was saying.

“Is she okay?” I asked Y/N as I spun myself around in my barstool to face her. She moved right in between my legs and wrapped her arms around my neck.

“Yeah, she’s just upset about Jamie. I think they are having communication problems. Has he said anything?” She asked.

I nodded. “Yeah, I just talked to him. I just told him it’s really important to tell her how much he loves her and make sure she knows it always.”

She smiled and pecked me on the lips. “Who woulda thought that Tyler Seguin could be such a romantic?” She asked. I dropped my hands lower on her, so they were half on her lower back, half on her ass, and I pulled her even closer to me.

“Only for you, baby.” I said, kissing her gently. One kiss turned into two, two turned to three, and then our lips just couldn’t disconnect. We were so wrapped up in each other, letting our small moans right in the middle of this bar. Everyone around us was drunk an dancing so it wasn’t that big of a deal as far as PDA goes.

“Get it, Seggy!” Sharp said as he walked by with his wife. I wanted to break away and respond to him, but I couldn’t make my lips leave hers. “Damn, he’s really getting it.” I heard him say again.

“Save it for the bedroom, will ya?” Jamie said as he noticed us kissing. I could sense the light from the snapchat flash on my face, but I didn’t care. I knew this pictures would be plastered all over social media in the morning, but I didn’t care. I wanted to show her off. I wanted everyone to see me kissing the most beautiful girl ever.

After several minutes, she pulled back. “Take me home, please.” She said, grabbing my hands and pulling me away from the bar.

“Jamie, I’ll pay you back tomorrow. Can you get my tab? I gotta go… if you know what I mean.”

“I got it. Have fun. Be careful. I don’t want to be an Uncle just yet.” Jamie called after me with a laugh.

i’ve been driving back from a little mountain trip and me and my cousin stopped at starbucks and i looked like a real tired mess but this guy came up to me while i was waitin for my coffee and he was like “sorry to bother you i just want to say that you’re very beautiful” he was so cute about it and not weird or pushy i was like awe! it was nice


Movements are in the making 🙌🏿 

So life ended up giving me that push to go and do something great with myself. That push came in the form of my co-worker.

This is Nathaniel and he likes slow walks on the beach.

He basically came ‘round to tell me about this idea he had banging around his brain for a while. He wanted to start up like a youth club, get it up and running for kids so they had something to do outside of school instead of hanging around the place and getting into trouble or anything like that. Which was understandable, I remember going to one with my brother after school which was just life, it was like an escape from the fuckries going on around us ya know?

His thing was that he didn't know where to start or who to talk to first so found his way to mine to ask for an opinion. I felt semi special. We ended up spending a good few hours researching the steps to take and things we should/shouldn't be doing. I was mad excited when he said that he was serious about getting this done and would have time ago if he had the funding and motivation. I honestly thought it was good little idea he had so asked if I could hop on it. We are now business partners so to speak haha. 

So this marks the beginning of our journey? Eh I don’t know. I just hope that this whole thing works out. I feel like this could really go places…

Also slightly off topic but somebody please direct this man to a decent barber.


For anon who requested 34 and 41 with Rossi “I had this weird dream last night, you may or may not have been in it.” “You first?”

“Alright, why are you avoiding me?” The voice came from just behind you, where you were standing at the counter doctoring your tea. You jumped slightly, and turned around, glancing quickly before averting your eyes and going back to your tea.

“I’m obviously not.” You shrugged, tossing your extra sugar packets back into the drawer and knocking it shut, eyes down as you quickly made to leave the small kitchenette and return to a more populated part of the building.  

Rossi’s arm darted out and grabbed you, stopping your quick beeline. He raised his eyebrows at you, causing you to raise your own in return.

“Yes?” You asked, feeling the blood rising in your face.

“What’s up?”

“Rossi… I’ve got paperwork…” You muttered pulling away from him and quickly making your way to your way to your desk, cheeks red and eyes down. You got through about an hours worth of work, and you were dreading having to get up and get a new tea soon. A door opened above you and you closed the file you were currently working on, rubbing your face.

“(Y/N)” Your hands paused and you glanced up at the row of offices to catch Rossi standing in front of his open door, “Come here.” You bit your lip and sighed nodding. You could do this. You got up and took the short walk to your demise.

“What’s up?” You asked coming just inside his office.

“Shut the door and sit.” He gestured to the chair in front of the desk he was leaning on. You groaned internally and did as he asked. “Are you going to tell me what’s wrong now?”

“Are you gonna tell me why you can’t just… drop it?” You asked, crossing your legs and looking down at your hands.

“You first.” He smirked slightly and you shifted uncomfortably in your chair.

“I had this weird dream last night, you may or may not have been in it.” You muttered, glancing up quickly before going double as red and fixing your gaze over his shoulder. No way you could possibly look him in the eyes right now.

“Oh?” Rossi chuckled, “What kind of dream?”

“Are you getting off on torturing me?” You huffed and Rossi’s smirk doubled.

“That kind of dream, hm?” He teased and you realized what you said, blushing the deepest you ever had in your entire life.

“N-No! No, it’s not like that!” You squeaked.

“I was teasing you but the squeak gave it away.” He smirked, leaning forward in his seat perched on the desk.

“Stop profiling me!” You huffed, turning your head away and trying not to give too much away.

“I’m not profiling you, (Y/N). You’re being incredibly obvious.” You merely huffed again, shaking your head slightly. Rossi shuffled around slightly and you did a relatively good job completely ignoring his existence. “(Y/N)” He murmured voice much closer than you remembered him being.

“Hm?” You asked, turning your head slightly. Rossi’s face was close to yours and he seemed to be regarding you curiously. After a moment of silence he leaned in pressing a kiss to your  cheek, smiling. You frowned confused, “What was that for?”

“Well, for one. You’re pretty when you blush.” Rossi laughed, and you on cue, blushed again. “For two. I like you.”


“Yeah, and I’ve had my fair share of (Y/N) dreams if you ever wanna swap stories.” One more blush. One more smirk.

“Yeah alright.”

Free idea for all GMs

A wandering salesman named Susanoo, with skeleton assistants named Enrique and Jeremy.

He always has gotten to where the party is going just before they get there, so that his shop looks like he just finished setting it up. He can sell literally everything, and will have whatever the party wants at a significant markup. He will also have a handful of potentially useful items, with the catch that his laid-out wares have either drawbacks, quirks, or are just weird.

Additionally, his store is a single simple table, and he retrieves anything he sells that’s not already on it from underneath.

As soon as the party is done shopping, Enrique and Jeremy take the one (1) table he has for his shop and put it back in his wagon, and he heads out the way the party came from.

Susanoo can appear anywhere, including dungeons and alternate planes, but can only appear when it is convenient for players to have a quick shopping break.


get to know me [1/5] animated movies ≡ spirited away
Haku, listen. I just remembered something from a long time ago, I think it may help you. Once, when I was little, I dropped my shoe into a river. When I tried to get it back I fell in. I thought I’d drown but the water carried me to shore. It finally came back to me. The river’s name was the Kahaku river. I think that was you, and your real name is Kahaku river.

anonymous asked:

So, do you think dennis is going to leave the show? With glenn saying, "its been brown folks." Im kind of worried cus that sounds quite permanent and the show would not be the same at all without him

i’m not…. sure??

i’m actually at the point where i wouldn’t be opposed to dennis leaving in the finale as long as he came back in s13– i think he and mac genuinely need some time away from each other. that said, i don’t want it to be a permanent thing at all.

i don’t…… think dennis is going to leave for good. dennis is probably the most iconic sunny character (second, perhaps, only to charlie), and he’s definitely a fan favorite. it seems sort of stupid to just throw out a character like that, especially when he’s been there so long??

and i also think it would be weird if glenn stopped playing dennis to focus solely on writing the show, because i find it REALLY hard to believe that glenn would completely walk away from it. sunny’s his baby, dennis is his baby, and i feel like he loves both of them too much to just give up playing dennis.

His Eyes. Chapter 1.

Summary: Belle is tormented by what can only be described as nightmares. Not only that she has a stalker, one she is convinced is not human… not after seeing his eyes.

Notes: This came about after talking to @thedarkestdearie and was encouraged by @poca-staks and @dekujin, so this is dedicated to you three. This is also a Beneath the Skin AU.
Contains smut… and a lot of weird shit.

Belle sat herself up in bed with a great startle, her heart pounding against the ribs so rapidly that it hurt. Droplets of sweat was running down her back and beading on her forehead.

Pressing her legs together she felt just how wet she had became from her… wet dream was not correct… wet… nightmare?

She fell back onto the bed and let out a long breath, glancing up at the ceiling as she concentrated on her breathing.

Because… it had to be a nightmare…

Those dreams… those dreams of feeling so warm… down on her knees like that feeling him… no it move behind her and…

It always ended like that, her giving in to its wishes and letting it in.

Not only that she was certain it wasn’t human as in her dreams she had been looking into those glowing eyes… she found herself surrounded by them…

Beckoning to her… calling her in.

In those dreams she hardly felt fully human herself… she could not explain it in words she just felt… different.

Her blue eyes then wandered over to the clock which was placed on her nightstand.

03.00 am.

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Guess who I met tonight.

Donny Osmond.

Don’t know who that is?

He plays this guy:

He literally sings the most famous Disney song ever.

And I went on this date. With this kid. And we went over to his roommates parent’s house. And his roommates parents just happen to be the Osmonds. So I walked in the door and Donny Osmond just came up and gave me a fist bump and asked me how I was doing. Then we went to this outdoor hayride thingy and we literally brought a blanket given to the cast of Mulan.  

Then we went back to his house and carved pumpkins. 

And he just like hung out with us. 

It was kind of a surreal experience.  They live here but travel to preform in Vegas every weekend. 

So ya, weird surreal experience guys. I met Shang from Mulan.

The greatest heist

Prompt - Can you do one where the reader is kinda a petty thief/villain and always ends up having a face off with Damian and then they somehow end up together? It’s kinda like Catwoman and batman relationship - for anon.

Tagging: @whovianayesha


You kicked your legs back and forth as you watched the idiots below you scramble about for evidence from the scene of your crime.

For some criminals they would tell you the thrill of the chase or the defining moment that they knew it was in their clutches was what pushed them. For you? It was watching these idiots scratch their heads while you watched the wheels turn in their tiny brains.

In some weird way it was more entertaining than just plain running. Running was fun, although if you waited just long enough…

“I see you’re back.” A voice came from behind you

“Yeah, California is nice and all but the birds there were boring.” You grinned turning to them.

There he was, your little bird standing magnificently behind you.

“Emeralds are your thing, not rubies.” Robin stated “So what, did you change your favourite color on your break?”

“No.” You said as you stood up and leaned against the ledge you were sitting on. “I was thinking New year, new me.”

“That’s only applicable after the clock strikes 12.” He said pointing at his watch.

*What’s five minutes? You took your time though.”

“And a “ new you” would be sitting at home right now, not out here stealing things y/n.”  he frowned at you, he had told you on many occasions how he disapproved of your night time activities but it only drove you to continue them more. Each time getting to know him a bit better than the last.

“It’s all about my resolutions you see.” You winked at him

“And what would those be?” He asked genuinely interested

“I’m planning a massive heist! It’s going to be bigger and more precious than anything in this universe.“ You grinned dragging your explanation out. “The greatest heist!”

“And you’re telling me about it?” He laughed at you “ You must have caught too much sun y/n.”

3 minutes to midnight

“Well it involves you, you see little bird.” You smiled as you saw his face turn red in anger and he finally exploded

“Firstly for the hundredth time, it’s Robin! Secondly you must be stupider than I give you credit for ever if you think for a second that I will ever help you commit crimes.”

You grinned as you approached him, you would have expected him to be used to your teasing by now.

1 minute to midnight

“And thirdly.” He continued “it astounds me that you even think you need this life y/n, I thought you were better than this! You are better than this! Petty crime is bad enou-.” You cut him off with a kiss as fireworks hit the sky.

His watch flashed midnight and you slipped the ruby into his hands. As you pulled your hands out and broke the kiss, he pulled you back in.

After you broke away you looked at him with a triumphant look in your eyes. “My greatest heist is completed. Stealing your heart little bird.”

“You mean you drew me out here, with a ruby, to do this?” he asked you with a confused look. “Then just to hand it back over?”

“That was last years me.” You smiled  and pushed his hand holding the ruby closer to him “and this is this year’s me.”

Halo's Cutscenes, summarized -- and why I dislike H5's first cutscene

Halo CE’s first cutscene: tells you the planet you just came from has been attacked, and your aggressors have followed you to some weird construct in space. Introduces all your major companions – Cortana, Johnson, Keyes. 

 Halo 2’s first cutscene: introduction of the main character and an explanation of his redesign as new armor. Also introduced a new main character, the disgraced leader of the enemy fleet that was fighting you. Shows how the Covenant works. How they dealt with the destruction of installation 04. What Chief’s doing back on earth. 

 Halo 3’s first cutscene: MC returning to earth, mentions Cortana being gone, Johnson returns, return of Arbiter at the same time, showing that humanity and the sangheili are working together now. 

 Halo 3 ODST’s cutscene: ‘Humanity is at war. We are losing.’ Introduces a new squad and shows the ONI specialist they’ve been dealing with, briefly shows the different character’s personalities as they interact with each other and the environment. Main character’s sleeping and out of it, because he doesn’t have a personality aside from what you give to him. It visually explains you’re an audience to the story. 

 Halo: Reach’s first cutscene: the first shot tells you this story isn’t going to end well, introduces you to every character you work with for the rest of the game, exposition about the upcoming mission with what the plot will be, until its subverted by actually being a covenant invasion. Jun is alone, looking around with a sniper rifle. Jorge is the first to make an emotional connection with you. Emile is angrily sharpening a blade, he’s the only one with a helmet on. Kat makes her appearance showing the robotic arm and being able to read the blacked out parts of your file. Carter is standing away from everyone, staring at a monitor – visually the leader, getting orders. It’s little details like this that give you an impression of the characters and their personality. 

 Halo 4’s first cutscene: starts with Forward Unto Dawn after years adrift in space, when something strange happens. This causes Cortana to wake up Chief to see what’s going on. H4 does have a smaller amount of exposition compared to the rest; but it doesn’t have quite so much going on for the first mission to deal with.

 Halo 5’s first cutscene: All we learn is why the team’s on Kamchatka. 

 These cutscenes aren’t long. Reach’s first cutscene is 3:37, halo 5’s is a full minute longer – 4:30. Yet the quality in terms of starting off a game is markedly different. Reach gives so much in terms of personalities and characters, in such a short timeframe, and 5 entirely depends on you having read the books and comics.