just because... why the hell not

anonymous asked:

Hip hop dancer and ballet star au, pairing of your choice.

1 - Len is the ballet dancer because ice skating is great for the winter but he needs to get her out of the house year-round. She wasn’t as into ballet as she was into ice skating, so Len had to sign up alongside her. Except he was actually pretty good at it. That ridiculous flexibility of his joined with his increasing strength makes him surprisingly perfect, so he keeps it up. It’s good exercise. He’s still mostly a thief, though. Which is why the out-of-the-blue offer of a scholarship to university, specializing in dance, is so surprising. They’re even willing to overlook the fact that he doesn’t have his GED yet.

2 - Mick is Len’s partner through thick and thin, to hell and back. He admits he did not think the road to hell involved dance school but okay, whatever. Not like Len stops stealing shit just because he’s dancing all day. It takes a while for Mick to get bored (Len dancing in veeeery tight tights is a revelation for Mick’s sexuality, let’s put it that way) but eventually he wanders around and makes friends with some of the other people who look about his age and super awkward to be there.

3 - this is because hip hop is barely accepted as a ~legit~ dance style and they feel out of place. Mick is 100% for all things not accepted by the man and is happy to hang out with them. Eventually they coax him into trying their style of dancing. He’d feel awkward doing Len’s twirls and stuff, but this sort of gliding movements feel much more natural, like a really good fight set to music.

4 - Len gets a job straight out of college with the Central City Ballet. He starts as a background dancer, but his hair starts going silver early and the ballet director takes one look at him and goes “YOU ARE THE VILLAIN OF MY DREAMS” and Len is like “uh, okay?” and suddenly he’s maybe not the lead, but he’s second place to the lead and holy crap he gets paid HOW MUCH for dancing?

5 - Mick meanwhile has used the money from his heists to fund the group of people he liked so much in college to become a dance troupe of their own, doing all new choreography and everything. They start getting hired to back up hip hop stars. Increasingly famous hip hop stars. Very famous hip hop stars.

6 - Mick and Len spend a lot of time going “wtf happened we were just bopping around to the music!” at each other. They invite their mutual dance troupes to their wedding, which they film and put on the web because good lord you’ve never seen so much graceful clumsiness in a single room as you do when you get an entire ballet company and a high-end hip hop dance troupe drunk and trying out each other’s styles.

7 - their wedding video ends up starting an entirely new style of hip hop/ballet fusion that becomes insanely popular.

I just remembered​ the scene in Mianite where they return to the Inertia for whatever reason and find Helgrind’s been locked up and so they free him and then Wag immediately banishes him to the Nether with his magic because he mentioned it as a joke and someone (Sonja?) bet he wouldn’t.

They sent a plot point to Hell just for the fun of it, which is why i think Tiem Reester would make the best-worst D&D party

Sentence Prompts (VOLTRON) Prompt #3 (Sheith)

Prompt frompicklewitch

This is the first Sheith one-shot I’ve ever done. ….. heheh XD This was so much fun. Also, for those who are against Sheith simply because of Keith’s age -_- For your peace of mind, let’s just say he is 20 or something in this, kay? 


Keith had no clue what was wrong with him lately. Shiro was like a brother to him, so why in the hell did he want to kiss him so badly?

Perhaps it was just space that was getting to him? He had never wanted to do any of this back at Garrison and the many years they had known each other before.

Then he found him strapped to that table the day he landed back on Earth and Keith just- he had never wanted anymore more than this. Perhaps it was some sort of reassurance to his mind or something? A proof that all of this was real and Shiro was alive.

If this was the case, then he should just do it and get it over with. Some families did that, right? Little chaste kisses of affection were common honestly- Lance kissed Pidge and Hunk on the cheek all the time because he considered them family.

So this was normal.

He would just give Shiro a kiss and get over this little obsession that has been keeping him up at night and terrorizing his mental state.

“Hey, Shiro,”

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Am I the only one who gets bothered when Cena talks like he’s from the hood?
I mean I use to talk like that because that was my environment growing up in. But stereotypically speaking, it’s what was expected of me growing up a Latino is a poor community in Chicago.
So I guess maybe that’s why it irks me when Cena talks like that, I don’t know it just bugs the hell out of me.

Y’know, that stuff about the racism in TWDG community got me thinking. In the Monster High community, why the Hell does everyone want to figure out what race the characters would be? Like “Lagoona would be white, Clawdeen would be black, Cleo would be Asian” The whole point is that they’re NOT Humans. They don’t HAVE races because they’re literally different species. Instead of trying to stick labels on everything, why can’t we just be happy with what we’ve got? I love Clementine! Hell, I love the characters from Monster High! I couldn’t care what race they are at all.

anonymous asked:

Harry and his team didn't say anything about his deal for the past nine months because many fans would have been pissed given Louis situation. That's why I think babygate is really ending now before Harry's single is released so that all of us louies will jump on the solo Harry train. timing is everything and this louie isn't too happy.

I just want this hell to be over for him. That’s all I’m asking. 🙏🏻

anonymous asked:

how the hell can you ship zuko and chibiusa that ship makes no sense at all

@moongrail and I developed their Relationship further through messages. I can assure you that we did not plan to ship it nor did we think to fall so deep into this ship that it could almost make us cry but here we are. Please, if you don’t like the content on my blog or the ships I have, just unfollow or black list because I will not stop writing this ship because it makes no sense ( and surely, it makes no sense ) but the story we build around it DOES and so it’s okay for me and Mia. 

here are some public places to cry in when your life is in shambles: 

library – great because no one will find you in the cubicles and no one ever looks at people sitting at the desks just stare at your laptop and cry, it’s fine 

the train – it’s ok because the train is moving and everyone knows people can’t ask why you’re crying while the train is still moving because it’s against the law and transit people will fine you

laundromat – totally acceptable because washing machines use water and your tears are like water and no one will ask why you’re crying because that would be like questioning water and why would they do that if they’re washing their clothes with water; cry your heart out 

bookstore – aisles are long as hell and only 4.5 people work at any bookstore at any given time even the big ones that sell blankets. if you see someone approach just pick up a book and pretend to read it while your tears vandalize the pages 

movie theatre – do i even need to explain 

stay teary you guys 

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did some facial ref practice with the vento aureo gang also @ davidpro part 5 when????

carl gallagher is the definition of unexpected. the little boy who melted dolls together, tortured animals, put a goldfish in the microwave all while his siblings just watched in some kind of amused horror. the little boy who bullied the other kids because he wanted to make people cry, who fantasized about pushing people on train tracks, who never had a problem with death or murder. the teenage boy that ate out almost every girl in his grade just for the hell of it. that boy is the same boy who put his shirt back on and had zero complaints about it because his girlfriend didn’t like sex, the same boy who took her entire family in even when his siblings resisted (”they live in a van.” “why is that my problem?”  “it’s winter”). it’s the same boy who was so devoted to his best friend that he gave him a place to live, never complained about or mocked the things that made him feel safe and did them with no judgement (watching his back in the shower at home, letting him sleep on the floor). the same boy who saw a (not his first, but his first fresh) dead body and knew he couldn’t keep going down the same path he was going anymore because he didn’t wanna see that. the same boy who only questioned ian’s sexuality because he wanted to know more about it and no one would give him any answers, the same boy who accepted caleb’s sexuality even when ian and even caleb barely did, the same boy who comforted mickey when ian was being diagnosed. the same boy who said he wasn’t good enough for his girlfriend but he would do whatever she asked as long as she liked him (he literally cut the tip of his dick off for that girl). he never said any rude things to her, after the whole sorority ordeal he didn’t even speak to her. he just hung out with her dad, the only positive father figure in his life, and bettered himself. he even almost gave up his newfound dream to be with her after she cheated on him, but he went anyways after she just broke his heart again. he went to military school, he’s trying to be a better person. this is the same boy who tried so hard to help his father so many times, and in the end his father tried to force him to stay in the business he was in despite the fact that he was terrified and miserable. carl is so devoted and loyal to everyone, not just the gallaghers, and even the people who hurt him, and he’s the most well-rounded character on the show.

  • Victor: I'm going to be your coach and make you win GPF, Yuuri!
  • Victor, internally: *SCREAMING* OHHHH MYYY GODDD IM HERE HES HERE IM SO HAPPY LOOK AT HIS FACE ALL SHOCKED WHAT AN ADORABLE I BET HES SO HAPPY TO SEE ME AGAIN TOO AAAAA I CANT BELIEVE I DID THIS
  • Victor: We need to build trust in our relationship
  • Victor, internally: *SCREECHES* FFFUK DID I JUST DO THAT I JUST DID THAT WAIT WHY IS HE RUNNING AWAY I THOUGHT HE WAS GAME FOR THIS?? ? WHATEVER FUCK IT IM JUST GLAD IM HERE
  • Victor: You're doing Eros
  • Victor, internally: because you're sure as hell not agape mmhm uh-uh

yo i love those posts about how aliens view humans or the ones about how humans are scary space orcs so here’s one

imagine if we found aliens but they just? have absolutely no sense of collectivism nor groupthink/mob mentality. they are a race of total individuals, there isn’t anything like “collaboration,” warfare is guerrilla strikes of individuals or small bands, there’s no real government because acting as a unit just ISN’T A THING.

so when humans visit this planet they freak the hell out because how are they so organized? why do they stick together? how do they get so much DONE

and the absolute scariest, most incredible thing about human culture to them is not war or our inventions or culture nor our incredible physiology. no.

it’s fuckin marching bands.

a HUNDRED people all dressed in the SAME OUTFIT, marching in time to a single beat, organized in a grid, playing musical instruments in a certain time measure so that all the instruments work together to form a cohesive whole song, and sometimes they all YELL at EXACTLY THE SAME TIME…

this scares the absolute shit out of the whole race and NOBODY CAN HANDLE IT

As I was re-watching one piece film z I remembered why Brook is one of the most beautiful Strawhat members:

he’s protecting his captain from the rain, but he’s so tall and the umbrella wouldn’t reach Luffy, so he BENDS DOWN IN ORDER TO COVER HIM.

SUCH RELIABILITY

HE BASICALLY REAFFIRMS HE WOULD DIE FOR LUFFY NO MATTER WHAT BECAUSE HE TRUST LUFFY AND HE WOULD FOLLOW HIM TO THE HELL IF NEEDS BE!

He’s already dead tho… yohoho

And then they just walk off like that, with Brook holding up the umbrella for the future pirate king like nothing, because he’s such a wonderful skeleton and HE CARES FOR HIS CAPTAIN HEALTH, GOSH NO DROP WOULD DARE TOUCH HIS CAPTAIN’S FAIR SKIN FIGHT HIM !!!!


He’s just bones, but HECK SUCH KIND AND RELIABLE BONES HE IS 

anonymous asked:

Jw why do you hc lance as dyslexic? I don't want to seem rude and I'm not dissing your hc, I just wanted to know why (I'm really hope this doesn't come off offensive, I'm just genuinely curious)

not offensive at all! i’m happy to explain why i headcanon him as dyslexic :D

for one thing, i myself am dyslexic so i can spot the traits in Lance that give off a dyslexia vibe

exibit A) flying a spaceship simulator is hell because there are buttons all over the place and it’s easy to forget what each one does/easy to misread the labels and mix them up, no wonder Lance always crashes it

(one can argue it’s because Lance gets easily distracted, i think it’s a mix of both)

exibit B) math is confusing af and its really easy to get numbers that look/sound the same mixed up. it’s also easy to get your basic addition, subtraction, multiplication shit mixed up too

lmao shut up keith he knows that, he just gets it mixed up

exibit C) weird af motor skills when there’s a lot goin’ on at once

exhibit D) celebrates the tiny wins bc he doesn’t win a lot

exhibit E) disliked school enough as a child to pretend he was sick to get out of having to go, and if you’re a dyslexic who hasn’t been diagnosed and put in a special learning class to aid your learning disability yet, you are going to hate school with a burning passion and will try to avoid going in any way you can

exhibit F) clever come backs on the spot????? who???? bitch i need time to think of a clever response you don’t just come up with something witty to say right off the bat

exhibit G) insecure af??? he thinks he’s pathetic??? feels like a 7th wheel??? doesn’t think he has a “thing”????? doubts his capabilities?????? has a shit self esteem???????? all these are common things to feel for people with dyslexia because they struggle so much

literally fuck you Iverson. how dare you attack his self worth like that

also, i want to refer back to a quote i once read from an official website on the learning disorder, which is “the most consistent thing about dyslexics is their inconsistency”, and i think that ties in really well with Lance representing water, which is also inconsistent af. i think that’s one of the key roots to Lance’s “i feel like i don’t have a thing” insecurity. 

so yeah, this is why i headcanon Lance as dyslexic. as someone who has dyslexia myself, i see a lot of myself in Lance’s behavior, and can relate to a lot of the things he does/says/feels. 

thank you for asking! 

I know we all have different ideas about Lena at the alien bar, hell if she would ever even step a foot inside the alien bar because why would they want her there when her family has done nothing but try to rid the planet of aliens?

But I just got this idea of what if Lena does go to the alien bar and she’s nervous as hell but disguises it with her perfect Luthor composure and Kara’s hand is wrapped tightly around her own and she’s whispering “Lena just say the word and we’ll leave.”

But this is such a big part of who Kara is and even though Lena is terrified, she wants to know every part of Kara. So she walks into the bar expecting the worst…

Only to very quickly realize that the patrons in the bar –after 5 seconds of excruciating silence followed with whispers of thanks, nods and handshakes, and the bartender saying her first round is already covered– they don’t see her as a member of the most famous alien-hating family, but as the only reason all the aliens, all of them, in National City are even alive because she destroyed the Medusa virus.

Types of posts in the KS tag

1. “I genuinely like this manhwa so here’s some great fanart” posts

2. “I have nO fUCkiNG iDEa what this shit is, it’s messed up as hell, you all are creepy fucks for liking this shit” posts

3. “PLEASE STOP ROMANTICIZING THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SANGWOO AND YOONBUM” posts

4. “Why did the Yuri on Ice fandom move to this?? what the fUCK??” posts

5. “I’m just here because I read the manhwa and liked it, why is everyone fighting” posts

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This is something….. Basically it’s me wanting to write an AU where Jack never kissed Bitty and went on with his life and how they still found their way back to each other. I’ve been taking bits and pieces of this fic and putting them in different fics so there are a ton of holes but I keep thinking about it. 

The context for this is if Jack went up to visit his parents over the summer and he invited the team up because why the hell not????? It’s a WIP. I don’t have it all figured out yet. 


Ransom and Holster jump at the same time and the splash it creates reaches Alicia on the patio chair. She sighs and stands.

“I’m so happy you brought the boys with you,” she says dryly but she ruffles Jack’s hair as she goes by.

Jack waits a moment and follows her.

He closes the door behind him and she looks up with a smile from where she’s pouring more chips into a bowl.

“I’m glad Eric could come. Your father mentioned the two of you had some issues? Is that all worked out now? He seems pretty comfortable around you.”

“I think I could be in love with him.”

There’s dead air in the kitchen but beyond the sliding doors the world rages on.

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Here’s Chapter 14 !! Also: I might put up late updates (they won’t be too late…just a couple hours off or so??) often during this holiday break that I have (which is until January 23rd) because I can’t work on Puu while my family is awake. Sorry for the inconvenience. :’0

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