just because this is so hilarious to me

Bucky Barnes is kind of this broken character who’s been through so much stuff in his life and now he’s the subject of this civil war in the movie,” Brennan explained. “He’s a beautiful man that you want to take, put a blanket around, and give him a mug of hot chocolate.

Vanity Fair’s “How Sebastian Stan Stealthily Became Tumblr’s Boyfriend in 2016: The Captain America star is Tumblr’s most reblogged infatuation this year” (12.05.16)

So… Something like this?

Or more like this?

By the way I strongly advise y’all to click the links, because the panels before and after these are just as hilariously adorable (courtesy of the awesome @comic-bucky, since I don’t have my folder of panels with me right now)

I keep getting stupid ass sponsored lists like this and every one has martyrs as its preview photo and I’m like hilarious first of all for what I’m about to say but it really pisses me off because how do you watch that film and all you take away from it is “that movie was sikk n twizted!!” Like. There’s so much more going on in it like maybe if this was a top tearjerkers/emotionally devastating movies list but I hate that some freaks are going to look for it just to be SHOCKED because of these lists and miss everything else about it or be disappointing because it’s not like a standard horror film/fanservicy also I don’t think it’s that shocking TBH lmao…

title: Mine Now

author: aclosetlarryshipper

word count: 32k

After Harry is expelled from private school, he joins a secret competition to get back at the boy who made it happen.


This is the story of how Harry finds himself pouting in Louis’ passenger seat with a raging boner on the way to seduce his ex boyfriend.

The signs during an argument
  • Aries: *punches you*
  • Taurus: *lets you win for the sake of the friendship/relationship no matter how hard it is for them*
  • Gemini: *wins, quit trying*
  • Cancer: *starts crying, you'll feel bad and stop arguing*
  • Virgo: The facts are (blah blah blah) and that's why you're wrong, bye
  • Libra: I don't wanna fight, why are you talking like that? What have I done? omg, don't hate me
  • Scorpio: *is the most calm or tries to murder you there is no in between*
  • Sagittarius: lol you just made like a really really hilarious grammar mistake *laughs and the fight's over, whether you like it or not*
  • Capricorn: You don't know shit!
  • Aquarius: *adjusts glasses* *clears throat* (36 hour long speech)
  • Pisces: I'm so sad right now, I want to write a poem about this...

Flirty Mr. Wilson had me like:

Originally posted by a-night-in-wonderland

So yeah, I was taking screenshots of this video and randomly paused it on the first picture in this post and I thought it was hilarious because I thought it looked like Mr. Wilson just resting his hands on both sides of the doorway like he was just about to flirt with someone or the character you play as in this game and the idea of him flirting just made me laugh so hard because he’s supposed to be the scary part of this game. Then because of that I got the idea for this dumb post, enjoy everyone! xD

funny story

in primary school, i had this best friend named david and we were like the biggest pair of shits you can imagine. this was in a christian primary school too like no one was that religious or anything but it was just the closest school. so we’d have these school assemblies and we’d sing these hymns and obviously being kids loads of us used to change one word of these songs to something like “dick” or “fuck” because that was hilarious

one day my school started recording ourselves singing, I cant remember what for, so they’d have this thing like tape recording us all in the corner of the room. so while this was going on me and david would run to assembly, make sure we get a seat next to this recorder thing, and would be there shouting into it best we could stuff like “he’s got the whole world in his DICK” or like and literally crying at saying all these rude words as loud as we could

then we’d play them back and sing a long to them in further assemblies, i think that was the point in it and it wasn’t like outright obvious but you could hear like two high pitch muffled screams in the background shouting swearwords. and no one seemed to even like acknowledge the fact this was happening when listening to it, but eventually they just scrapped this thing, and me and david were never even questioned for this which went on for what must have been months


  • you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
  • we’re the only single people at this wedding table lets get drunk and bitch about everyone au
  • “i’m a radio host who indirectly mentions you and flirts with you on my show but you’re so goddamn clueless, please just notice me i’m so desperate for you it’s kind of sad (see: welcome to night vale)” au
  • ‘we take the same elevator every day and due to a misunderstanding I assumed you didn’t speak english and I’ve been talking to my friend about how hot you are for three weeks and apparently my friend has known from the start but you agreed not to tell me bc you both think its hilarious what the fuck’ au
  • you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married
  • “you’ve been awkwardly inching your way towards the human sexuality section of the bookstore i work at for like fifteen minutes are you looking for something in particular or –?”
  • “We’re both cosplayers and we somehow always manage to meet each other at cons dressed as a popular ship and people want photos of us in compromising positions and oops now we’re kissing” AU
  • preacher’s daughter falls for a bad boy
  • “I’m in a bookshop and I really need that book can you get it for me??? Wait you’ve read that book? let’s have an in depth conversation about it.”
  • “You’re afraid that you’ll lose me in big crowds so you always hold my hand but now you just hold my hand when there’s only, like, five people around and I’m getting vry suspicious”
  • “Our dogs whine whenever they’re apart so we spend pretty much every day together” AU
  • “I walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me  so she’d go away and I’m kind of freaked out I literally just met you last week” AU
  • “i accidentally took your laundry but just so you know you have awesome taste in underwear” au
  • the walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbour au
  • you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
  • awkward teenage seven-minutes-in-heaven au
  • foreign exchange student au
  • society: what are you talking about, gay people are accepted in society
  • gay man: that's only because you watch Glee so you think we're just the "hilarious gay sidekick"
  • lesbian: that's only because you watch porn
  • transgender or non-binary person: do you want to talk about the duggars or no
  • asexual, bisexual, or pansexual person: don't even get me started

Okay so I know that it’s a pretty common idea that Mama Bittle already knows that Bitty is gay (an idea that I kind of agree with as a kid who was also best friends with thier mother in high school.  they just fucking know everything.) But a hilarious possibility just occured to me so I’m going to take the other side briefly of: What if Mama Bittle still assumes that Bitty is straight?  Well I’ll tell you what’s happened.  Larissa. Fuckin. Duan. Man.  


  • She has totally answered Bitty’s phone groggily in the morning because Bitty is still asleep in her bed and massively Tub Juice Hungover “Oh hang on Mrs. Bittle, he’s right here.” Cue Lardo clearly just rolling over and shaking Bitty until he’s alert enough to take the phone and let her go back to sleep
  • She has also thrown herself on Bitty’s bed and demanded snuggles while he’s in the middle of Skyping his mom. “Yo Bits, spoon me while I smoke this, yeah?  Fuckin science requirement sucks balls.”  [scandalized silence] “…Oh…Hi, Suzanne.  Sorry bro, my b.”

  • Bitty sends her mini pies in the mail over the summer, and she Skypes him to say thank you complete with eating a pie on camera so he can laugh at her outrageously pornographic sounds of appreciation.  Bitty didn’t even think to put in his headphones because duh it’s just Lardo, but Mama can’t look him in the eye at breakfast.

Mrs. Bittle and Coach discuss the incidents and while they’re happy that Bitty is happy, they’re kind of worried that this crass stoner girl is going to be their daughter in law.  When Bitty comes out and they realize that their son in law is probably going to be the quiet and well-mannered Zimmermann boy they are tickled pink

This is one of my favorite parts of this book, because it’s so apparent from how the rest of the staff is talking that they’ve ranted mercilessly about every bullshit thing Lockhart has ever said/done behind his back. It makes me really sad that Hogwarts professors will never have iPhones, because their group messages would be fucking hilarious. Can you imagine them sitting in the Great Hall for dinner and just ranting to each other via text about every stupid thing Lockhart is saying immediately after he says it?

the whole “college students are poor and eat nothing but ramen noodles” thing is really hilarious until you’re actually in college living off ramen and then someone makes you a homecooked meal just out of the blue and you bust into tears because you didnt even realize how much you missed that kind of thing

arm wrestled dum-e today. does it count as arm wrestling when his whole body is an arm? or is it just wrestling then

steve drew me, and then tony added dum-e to the sketch. nice to see them getting along.

this is just before the table snapped under us. that red stuff is blood from the nosebleed i got, and that white is when dum-e decided that spraying me down with the fire extinguisher would help with the nosebleed

it did not.

You can get Bucky’s shirt on Redbubble!


Lana on her favorite scene, the prison scene with Robert Carlyle in ‘The thing you love most’. (x)

this whole lena dunham thing is hilarious to me 

for all the wrong reasons……..

Remember when tess holiday did an interview & said black men just love her fat white ass?

you really got white women, of all sizes & persuasions, running around with deeply skewed perceptions about black men’s attraction/attention to them

one *was* convinced black men just love her (tess) 

the other was mad because one dude didn’t pay her no mind (lena)

either way you have to wonder, given historical ish between black men & white women, how so many walk away with such fucked up mentalities

but of course, this is what happens when you elevate basic bitch white feminism to platinum status

you get people who say shit with zero critical interrogation of the histories and tensions it rests on


Some of you might know that I love designing outfits. I wanted to do headcanon drawings of my Critical Role costume headcanon for a while, and here I am starting with my fave.

The outfit is heavily inspired by 17th century menswear. I decided against the poofy trunk hose and for a slimmed down silhouette, although one day I might just draw that because the mental image is hilarious to me. This outfit has a lot of layers, so I added a casual, dressed down Scanlan on the right, without the jerkin and doublet.

I keep thinking about this moment because it’s hilarious to me and I didn’t realize until recently that Ford probably ACTUALLY thought Soos was a large hairless gopher. I mean, he’s been to many different dimensions who knows what weirdness he’s seen, so he didn’t even recognize a regular human right away. 

I mean look at his face after his asks if Soos is a large hairless gopher

Then his face when Soos starts talking

He’s like “WOAH it talks OH he’s a person ok then”

I’m sorry but I just need to rant for a minute.  Liam Payne is so much more than just a mouthpiece for Larry.  You don’t get to pick and choose how much you love Liam based on whether or not he’s fitting into your Larry agenda.  He’s a brilliant, sensitive, caring, hilarious goofball and he deserves a thousand times better than the way some people on here treat him.  

He gets dragged for “homophobic” tweets while Louis gets forgiven for the same and worse, as well as for using the n-word.  Liam gets completely erased from No Control even though y’all dragged him to hell and back for Little White Lies (both of which were EQUALLY CO-WRITTEN WITH LOUIS).  But as soon as he reads a “Larry” sign, suddenly he’s your hero. 

Listen: Liam is not a bit character in The Story of Larry.  He is a wonderful, amazing autonomous person who deserves as much attention, respect and adoration as Harry and Lou, EVERY SINGLE TIME.  Not just when he does something that grabs your attention.  I really hope people will start to see that.  I’m sorry for ranting, but this is just ridiculous.  


My first ever press conference of entering me into a world of messing up press conferences was for a movie called ‘Burning Plains.’ Kim Basinger wasn’t there, we were doing an international press conference, and so somebody said ‘Where’s Kim Basinger?’ And I just leaned onto the microphone and said ‘You didn’t hear? Kim died.’ There was a beep while it got translated and then I got ripped of the stage, thrown into media training, which was hilarious because I was like Eliza Doolittle in My Fair Lady. And obviously it didn’t take.