just because this is so hilarious to me

That one time I got in big trouble

We moved when I started 2nd grade and it was my first year in a catholic school. Anyways, at the end of the year the priest and the principal were both retiring. I thought it would be funny to tell someone they were both leaving so they could get married because they have been secretly dating for years. Idk why anyone believed me, I just moved there lol. Anyways, soon the whole school heard and blamed me. I got in huge trouble but it was hilarious.

Omfd– I’m so glad you like my character analysis stuff! <3

It’s hilarious though that as soon as I said something positive about Starlight Glimmer, I knew all the haters would come out of the woodworks!
There are surprisingly less of them than I thought there would be…!
Also, the fact that they are the only ones that felt should reply to the post…

anonymous asked:

lmao there's nothing wrong with garrett deal with it

I was going to be polite, but you know what? Fuck it.

My way of “dealing with it” is to ask people to tag Garrett so I don’t see him on my fucking dashboard. I dislike Garrett Hawke because he is assumed to be *the* canon Hawke. I dislike that the fandom sees Garrett as ~everyone’s~ Hawke when in reality mine are nowhere near like this fanon Hawke, who comes across to me as an incompetent man-child who thinks he’s hilarious. And as a result, seeing this fanon Hawke saturate my dash, the Hawke who every damned text post is referring to? I’m tired of it. So my way of “dealing with it” is asking people to tag Garrett. And if you can’t deal with that, anon, then just unfollow me because I’m not engaging in any other bullshit about people wanting their mutuals to tag something.

Mel’s...

I was tagged by @pumpkin-cinderella and @lustfullyleocrawford, thank you so much!

Just saying (because I’ve re-noticed it while writing this), I swear so much and to be completely honest I’m not ashamed of it at all. So, if you don’t like swearing, for the sake of your happiness, please scroll past this. Personally, I find it hilarious, but I am really sorry for those of you who don’t like it.

… I think this is finished? I wrote it yesterday and I guess it’s done but I honestly have no clue!


♦ Last movie I saw:

(Just realised I never watch films like wow)

The Mummy.

FIGHT ME IT’S STILL THE BEST THING EVER GODDAMNIT IT’S BRILLIANT

♦ Last song I listened to:

*yay* The Amnesia: Memories title music! It’s so calm and gorgeous but dark at the same time and I just ugghghghgfnnb… hoooo…

If anyone wants to listen, here you go ;) just click here!

♦ Last show I watched:

OWARI NO FUCKING SERAPH AND IT RUINED MY SANITY HOLY HELL

I nearly cried ;-; like just omg Mika and Yuu being reunited properly and them getting away from the Hiragi dickhead but more impORTANTLY WHAT HT EFUCK HAPPENED TO SHINYA?! I HAVEN’T READ THE MANGA YET BC COLLEGE BUT I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TOAST BABY HE’S SO PURE AND DOESN’T DESERVE HALF THE SHIT HE’S GONE THROUGH AT A MINIMUM BUT LIKE IF HE DIES I SWEAR TO GOOOOOOOOD I WILL FLIP MANY A TABLE-

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LOOK AT THIS FUCKING LOAF OF BREAD HE MUST BE PROTECTED AND I JUST WANT TO HUG THE SHIT OUT OF HIM MY GOD

♦ Last book I read:

*ahem* Anyways, the last book I read was First Kiss by C. L. Stone! It’s the latest book in the Academy / Ghost Bird series as of today (24/09/16)

… it pretty much just tore my heart out of my chest, ripped it into tiny pieces and set them alight before shoving the ashes down my throat, all while I simultaneously drowned in the river of sorrow I created reading it.

And this series is a reverse harem, guys. It’s emotional as shit.

♦Last thing I ate:

Muller rice original ;)))))) it’s so light and creamy, I live on this stuff now XD

♦If I could be anywhere right now, where would I be?

In the arms of any guy from any anime I’ve ever watched ever

Nah, I’d love to be up in Norway, or Denmark, Iceland, Sweden or Finland~ Imagine living there and speaking the languages! Ngl I’d like to be there with all of the MidCin guys, sat around a fire and cuddled up between Byron and Sid hnnnnnmgffmgjh…. hehehehe…

♦ Where would you time travel to?

I would travel back to the very, very start of everything, right at the “beginning” of existence, to see how the world was created. What I saw would change how I live my life now, so it would be interesting to say the least ;)))) either that, or I’d like to time travel to the future and see how long it takes for the earth to go kaboom because of some politician going apeshit XD

♦Which fictional character would you hang out with?

Hmmmm…. can I add an “s” onto the end of that?

Jk, although I’d much prefer to have all the MidCin guys around and have fun with them all (GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER THAT WASN’T MEANT IN A WEIRD WAY >W<) If it’s just one, it’s got to be Robert, because I really want to learn everything remotely possible about him and talk to him as much as humanly possible, but damn I would also probably want to kiss the shit out of him since we’ve NEVER had a romantic story with him and I am thirsty for that man.

I have sinned and I love it ;)

Right, I’m really really really sorry if anyone’s already done this, I haven’t been on tumblr much the past few days for long so I’m not sure who’s done it, but I’ll tag people anyway. Sorry I’m not doing loads, it’s late and I’m tired bc college hates everything, but anyone else who wants to do it, feel free to consider yourself tagged!

@theempresskaizer, @midnightuglystepsister, @midnightcinderellanonsense, @o0w0o, @incorrectmidc, @midnightcinderellaconfessions, @nijigendiaries, @kseifert, @princessofwysteria, @astridapples

hogwartsandbutterbeer  asked:

Ok but your drunk rewrites are actually perfect and just so hilarious I can't 😂😂 please feel free to do like 20 more!!! *whispers* and maybe one dramione one if you ever feel like it?? ❤❤❤❤❤❤

Oh you!! ❤️❤️❤️ I strongly suspect that they will drastically decrease in quality over time so I am going to hesitantly suggest I retire from the sport, though NO PROMISES because I am honestly so easily talked into them … I mean, the book 1 venture into the forbidden forest is prime rewriting content …

Ugh look you are already giving me Ideas

anonymous asked:

Hey Benji! I was wondering, have you seen the vid on YouTube "Save the Day and Vote on November 8"? Most of the topcomments on there are all trump supporters that actually believe he's a much better candidate than Hilary. Idk it's just really scary that THAT huge amount of people are gonna be voting for el naranjado Diablo. I'm losing hope, but what do you think out of all this nightmare :C

I understand why people think Trump would be better than Hillary. After decades of “vote for me because x is worse” we have reached a point where both candidates are almost equally shitty. It’s unfortunate, trump is obviously the worse of the two, but there’s so much fear mongering and corruption that people are thinking and feeling irrationally. I myself don’t want to vote for Hillary. I hope come November 8th Hillary is winning by massive numbers because I really don’t wanna have to vote for her.

title: Mine Now

author: aclosetlarryshipper

word count: 32k

After Harry is expelled from private school, he joins a secret competition to get back at the boy who made it happen.

~or~

This is the story of how Harry finds himself pouting in Louis’ passenger seat with a raging boner on the way to seduce his ex boyfriend.

So my uncle, my brother, and I have a tradition of watching funny videos when we see each other. Yesterday, it was Vines. Now usually, we just kind of laugh at them and move on but this time my uncle had advice.

Uncle: If you’re going to date someone, find one of these Viners. They’re hilarious.

Uncle: Actually, find that Thomas guy. He seems nice, he’s hella funny. Date him.

Anyways, point of this story is my uncle wants me to find Thomas Sanders because now I have to date utter perfection or nothing 

wishlist:

  • you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
  • we’re the only single people at this wedding table lets get drunk and bitch about everyone au
  • “i’m a radio host who indirectly mentions you and flirts with you on my show but you’re so goddamn clueless, please just notice me i’m so desperate for you it’s kind of sad (see: welcome to night vale)” au
  • ‘we take the same elevator every day and due to a misunderstanding I assumed you didn’t speak english and I’ve been talking to my friend about how hot you are for three weeks and apparently my friend has known from the start but you agreed not to tell me bc you both think its hilarious what the fuck’ au
  • you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married
  • “you’ve been awkwardly inching your way towards the human sexuality section of the bookstore i work at for like fifteen minutes are you looking for something in particular or –?”
  • “We’re both cosplayers and we somehow always manage to meet each other at cons dressed as a popular ship and people want photos of us in compromising positions and oops now we’re kissing” AU
  • preacher’s daughter falls for a bad boy
  • “I’m in a bookshop and I really need that book can you get it for me??? Wait you’ve read that book? let’s have an in depth conversation about it.”
  • “You’re afraid that you’ll lose me in big crowds so you always hold my hand but now you just hold my hand when there’s only, like, five people around and I’m getting vry suspicious”
  • “Our dogs whine whenever they’re apart so we spend pretty much every day together” AU
  • “I walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me  so she’d go away and I’m kind of freaked out I literally just met you last week” AU
  • “i accidentally took your laundry but just so you know you have awesome taste in underwear” au
  • the walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbour au
  • you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
  • awkward teenage seven-minutes-in-heaven au
  • foreign exchange student au
  • society:what are you talking about, gay people are accepted in society
  • gay man:that's only because you watch Glee so you think we're just the "hilarious gay sidekick"
  • lesbian:that's only because you watch porn
  • transgender or non-binary person:do you want to talk about the duggars or no
  • asexual, bisexual, or pansexual person:don't even get me started
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Lana on her favorite scene, the prison scene with Robert Carlyle in ‘The thing you love most’. (x)

Okay so I match with this guy on tinder and he’s lovely, good to talk to, very sweet. We organise a date, I’m 20 minutes early which sucks because he calls and says he’s going to be 15 minutes late because he got into a car accident. As I’m waiting a guy comes over and starts to hit on me just as my date turns up. Very very awkward. We go out to eat and then my date takes me to a theatre show. In said theatre show the guy proceeds to get up on stage and get semi naked and then come to find his clothes in the audience. His pants happens to be under my chair. So as he’s bent over me retrieving his pants he looks up at us and goes “is this is tinder date? How sweet!” We thought it was hilarious because it was a tinder date. The rest of the show was really funny and really excellent and I had a great time. so I end up back at tinder date guys house and he has to sneak me in to have sex and then sneak me out again at like 3 in the morning. I also had forgotten my keys so I couldn’t get back into my house. I had to wait until 8am for someone to get up to let me in. The next day because I really liked the show me and the tinder date went to see, I followed the guys shows on all his social media accounts. Turns out I accidentally friended his personal Facebook so the guy sends me a message asking who I am, I explain that I didn’t think it was his personal Facebook and that I’m really sorry. He recognises me as the tinder date girl from his audience. We chat for a while and then he invites me out for drinks. So I go….. Annnnddd somehow I end up in a hotel room with the actor from the show for two nights? Just before he has to leave? Because he lives in another country? It’s been a couple of weeks and I’m still head over heels for the guy. But I had to cut the tinder date guy loose! I felt so bad but I couldn’t tell him that I fell for the guy from the show he took me to see!

I keep thinking about this moment because it’s hilarious to me and I didn’t realize until recently that Ford probably ACTUALLY thought Soos was a large hairless gopher. I mean, he’s been to many different dimensions who knows what weirdness he’s seen, so he didn’t even recognize a regular human right away. 

I mean look at his face after his asks if Soos is a large hairless gopher

Then his face when Soos starts talking

He’s like “WOAH it talks OH he’s a person ok then”

I’m sorry but I just need to rant for a minute.  Liam Payne is so much more than just a mouthpiece for Larry.  You don’t get to pick and choose how much you love Liam based on whether or not he’s fitting into your Larry agenda.  He’s a brilliant, sensitive, caring, hilarious goofball and he deserves a thousand times better than the way some people on here treat him.  

He gets dragged for “homophobic” tweets while Louis gets forgiven for the same and worse, as well as for using the n-word.  Liam gets completely erased from No Control even though y’all dragged him to hell and back for Little White Lies (both of which were EQUALLY CO-WRITTEN WITH LOUIS).  But as soon as he reads a “Larry” sign, suddenly he’s your hero. 

Listen: Liam is not a bit character in The Story of Larry.  He is a wonderful, amazing autonomous person who deserves as much attention, respect and adoration as Harry and Lou, EVERY SINGLE TIME.  Not just when he does something that grabs your attention.  I really hope people will start to see that.  I’m sorry for ranting, but this is just ridiculous.  

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I wish I could make gifs, because this entire scene was golden

Bonus: