just because this is so hilarious to me

nurseydex/zimbits fic prompt

someone should write this because I can’t get over how hilarious this would be. i basically just wrote the whole thing in bullet-point format, but if anyone with actual storytelling abilities wants to tackle this, i’d love you forever

  • okay so bitty’s senior year, the only friends left on smh that he hangs out with regularly are chowder, nursey and dex
  • chowder is obviously his favorite because chowder is bitty’s son, but chowder has caitlin, so it’s not like he’s there to hang 24/7
  • he and nursey are friends, but they’ve don’t really hang out by themselves a whole lot
  • we know that dex likes helping bitty cook and bake from tweets, sketches, and extras (remember hausgiving?)
  • so during bitty’s senior year, dex spends a lot of time in the kitchen helping him bake and hanging out with him
  • maybe also to talk about his crush on how much he can’t stand nursey
  • anyways, bitty is out of the closet so the newest frogs are probably aware that he’s gay, and also aware of samwell’s reputation (1 in 4 or maybe more)
  • they come by the haus a lot and see dex helping bitty bake, and bitty constantly calling dex “honey” or “sweetheart” (because that’s just how bitty is as a person)
  • what do they make of this?
  • obviously dex and bitty are dating

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silksieve replied to your post “I just went to the Cultural Exchange Center, and the description of…”

Isn’t it amazing?! The cheery PR is just relentless. The krogan one in particular makes me crack up because it’s so upbeat LIKE NO KROGAN EVER.

Let’s just not talk about the genophage or anything!

shadoedseptmbr replied to your post “I just went to the Cultural Exchange Center, and the description of…”

It’s hilarious

I feel like Commander Shepard ports in from the afterlife just to give the whole thing two middle fingers.

thievinghippo replied to your post “I just went to the Cultural Exchange Center, and the description of…”

I’m still salty that the default for all the non-asari race VIs are male.

Yeahhhhhh – the salarian one is vaguely ambiguous, I guess? But yeahhhhhh.

orciny replied to your post “I just went to the Cultural Exchange Center, and the description of…”

so far i honestly think the cultural centre propaganda is the best writing in the whole game

LOL, it certainly reveals their priorities. :P

So Potter's birthday was yesterday

And let me tell you something about James Potter…he looooooooooooooves attention

Which is why I spent the whole day ignoring him.

Literally I spent the whole day pretending that he didn’t exist

And it was HILARIOUS

I almost broke a couple times I’ll be honest! But it was just so fucking funny watching him slowly lose his mind because I wouldn’t acknowledge him

I think I’m going to make this a tradition. Every year on Potter’s birthday I’m just going to ignore him and watch him go mad!!

ok don’t get me wrong the ‘salt and pepper diner’ bit is hysterical, but john mulaney has so many more hilarious stories that no one seems to talk about:

•the party at the house of the teacher that everyone hated

•the dog trainer

•meeting bill clinton

•“hUSH!”

•“-too old to be a duckling, quack, quack!”

•“eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.”

•literally any story involving his parents (especially the black coffee one)

just please, do yourselves a favor, don’t just stop at ‘salt and pepper diner’, listen to all this guy’s stories because they are gold

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Flirty Mr. Wilson had me like:

Originally posted by a-night-in-wonderland

So yeah, I was taking screenshots of this video and randomly paused it on the first picture in this post and I thought it was hilarious because I thought it looked like Mr. Wilson just resting his hands on both sides of the doorway like he was just about to flirt with someone or the character you play as in this game and the idea of him flirting just made me laugh so hard because he’s supposed to be the scary part of this game. Then because of that I got the idea for this dumb post, enjoy everyone! xD

stut--ter  asked:

Thomas, I have to thank you, hug you, and love you. On a car trip with my 10-year old, I said, "I think you will love this" and had him play your recent motivation video. My ten year old and I were in a car, laughing and talking about your personalities. He wanted to watch more and did, me smiling the whole time because a) I think you're hilarious and so does he and, b) you are someone I can share with my son because you're both hilarious AND clean. YAY. Thank you SO much!!! Also: I HEART JOAN.

Ahhhh!!! I literally JUST answered a question about this!! See, this is what I LOVE to hear!!!! Oh my goodness, thank you for sharing this, cause this warms my heart!! I hope you both continue to enjoy the content!!!

arm wrestled dum-e today. does it count as arm wrestling when his whole body is an arm? or is it just wrestling then

steve drew me, and then tony added dum-e to the sketch. nice to see them getting along.

this is just before the table snapped under us. that red stuff is blood from the nosebleed i got, and that white is when dum-e decided that spraying me down with the fire extinguisher would help with the nosebleed

it did not.

You can get Bucky’s shirt on Redbubble!

anonymous asked:

Simon and Jace bonding over the horror of interrupting Magnus and Alec?

this is hilarious cause you sent me this 2 weeks ago and now it’s so relevant

at first it’s just slight interruptions, because jace interrupting them doesn’t just end there. it doesn’t end after he’s apologized for killing the mood and it doesn’t end after he’s finally settled into magnus’s space. no, it of course continues and it’s horrible because he just keeps doing it. they’re finally kissing and magnus’s weight against alec is so fucking sweet up against the front door. it’s everything he’s been craving, his fingers sinking deep into the muscles around magnus’s shoulder blades. magnus is kissing him like all of that anticipation rolling under alec’s skin, all stormy, is reciprocated, mirror image. and just as alec’s lips part, a low sound thick in his throat as he slides his hands down, pressing magnus closer… someone clears their throat.

alec goes still very slowly and as he does magnus gets the hint and pulls off of him. and it takes a minute but they glance over and there’s jace, with that same perturbed look on his face. “i’ve got to…” he points towards the door. and alec feels his jaw tensing up before it actually does. magnus makes a low noise of understanding, raising his brows and pulls away to open the door, letting jace through and alec just licks his lips, reaching up to rub at his forehead, trying not to allow the annoyance rumbling through him to take hold. but it does anyway and he shoots jace a glare as his blond brother heads through the door. magnus has this look on his face like he just swallowed sour milk and alec lets out a heavy sigh before he reaches out to try and pull magnus back in.

but magnus just chuckles, taking alec’s fingers and squeezing them. “i think the mood has been sufficiently killed.”

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i don’t think a lot ot The Straights realize this, but shit like that is SUPER damaging? “two guys being together is so cute” oh my GOD SHUT THE FUCK!! it’s just like emma’s “gay guys are hilarious!” and vilde’s “i LOVE gay people!”

but ESPECIALLY this girl oh my god, you’re not entitled to be friends with a queer person just because you want to show how accepting you are or whatever. 

especially in forward thinking countries like norway, THAT kind of day to day homophobia is the most prominent and it’s the shit that makes it harder to accept yourself. because even though it’s a “positive” comment, it sets queer people apart from straight people.

we don’t want to be gross and we don’t want to be cute. we just want to fucking BE (((((^:

It’s still so hilarious to me that white nationalists on Twitter give themselves Icelandic names they can neither understand nor pronounce, just because they think it’s “Germanic” or whatever. I’m fairly certain I could convince a few of them that these are proud white names:

  • Rassgat Píkuson (Asshole Cuntson)
  • Mannfjandi Runkarason (Mandemon Wankerson)
  • Selríðari Reðursson (Sealfucker Penisson)
  • Illþefjandi Holhandarson (Stinky Armpitson)

I think it’s my responsibility and my privilege as an actual Icelandic speaker to convince at least one white nationalist to go around calling himself one of these names 

Has anyone seen Our Family Wedding

Well, if you haven’t, it’s a super fun film that tackles the social issue of accepting interracial relationships. The movie is hilarious, sweet, and just plain awesome so I highly recommend it! 

Aaaaaand yes, I have to annoy you guys with another AU. XD 

Brought my trenchcoat to camp because I figured it’d be good for the angled rainfall and determined dampness of the PNW. I haven’t worn it ‘cause I just look silly and assumed people would make fun of me. Today I finally got tired of the rain and wet benches and said “fuck it”.

I haven’t gone ten feet without someone saying something along the lines of “Hey babe, does this make me your femme fatale?” I’ve never had so many men and women jokingly hit on me at one time.

I was right… everyone is making fun of me. But it’s hilarious, and we’ve decided to have a ‘nature noir’ week.

Jason Calls Batman "Dad"
Waiting4Codot (written by the-mistress-morrigan)

FULL CREDIT TO @the-mistress-morrigan FOR THIS CONVERSATION

Bruce: good job.

Jason: thanks dad

Thugs and riddler: …

Jason: what?

Thug: you just called Batman dad.

Jason: no I said said thanks man.

Bruce: do you see me as a father figure?

Jason: if anything I see you as a BOTHER figure cus you’re always bothering me

Riddler: don’t talk to your father like that

This was fun to record, and it’s been a long week, so it was a nice way to cap it off. I just added a bit at the end, because I think the villains would find a slip up like that to be HILARIOUS. Also, that is a legit Riddler snort. Total accident, but I’m keeping it in there. It can be the little piece of me that I work into these recordings.

wishlist:

  • you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
  • we’re the only single people at this wedding table lets get drunk and bitch about everyone au
  • “i’m a radio host who indirectly mentions you and flirts with you on my show but you’re so goddamn clueless, please just notice me i’m so desperate for you it’s kind of sad (see: welcome to night vale)” au
  • ‘we take the same elevator every day and due to a misunderstanding I assumed you didn’t speak english and I’ve been talking to my friend about how hot you are for three weeks and apparently my friend has known from the start but you agreed not to tell me bc you both think its hilarious what the fuck’ au
  • you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married
  • “you’ve been awkwardly inching your way towards the human sexuality section of the bookstore i work at for like fifteen minutes are you looking for something in particular or –?”
  • “We’re both cosplayers and we somehow always manage to meet each other at cons dressed as a popular ship and people want photos of us in compromising positions and oops now we’re kissing” AU
  • preacher’s daughter falls for a bad boy
  • “I’m in a bookshop and I really need that book can you get it for me??? Wait you’ve read that book? let’s have an in depth conversation about it.”
  • “You’re afraid that you’ll lose me in big crowds so you always hold my hand but now you just hold my hand when there’s only, like, five people around and I’m getting vry suspicious”
  • “Our dogs whine whenever they’re apart so we spend pretty much every day together” AU
  • “I walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me  so she’d go away and I’m kind of freaked out I literally just met you last week” AU
  • “i accidentally took your laundry but just so you know you have awesome taste in underwear” au
  • the walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbour au
  • you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
  • awkward teenage seven-minutes-in-heaven au
  • foreign exchange student au
This sums up not all but most confuse non kpop fans. READ BELOW.

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There’s so many other scenarios that can go with this pic, dealing with this topic but this is just a few. Numbers 2, 3, and 5 is hilarious, because It looks like he’s mouthing it. You can add others, when you re-blog, if you like.


1. Them: “Why he steady changing hair color?”

    Me: “That’s a different person”

   Them: *GIF*

2. Them: *See’s 5 members…..then 4 more pop up* “Damn there’s more?”

    Me: “Yes…yes there is.”

3. Them: “Is he wearing makeup?”

    Me: “Yeah so what?”

    Them: *GIF*

4. Them: “Is that a boy?”

    Me: *Angry* “Yes, that’s a fucking boy”

    Them: *GIF*

5.  Them: *Keep seeing members do a 18+ dance* “Is this porn?”

      Me: *mumbles* “Hell yeah” *Out loud* “No it’s not porn, what’s wrong with you?”

To all non-Norsk speaking Skam fans:

I have always watched Skam without subtitles, and I just finished watching Skam with subtitles for the first time and I just found it super funny because the amount of times characters in Skam curse vs. the number of times the subtitles show it is so hilarious. Like someone in Skam will be like “Dette er så jævla morsomt oh my jævla bra, HERREGUD” (This is so fucking funny oh my fucking god, OH MY GOD) And the subtitles will be like “That is Funny.” NORWEGIANS ARE NOT THIS BORING. I do not know why I found this relevent but if you speak norwegian please tell me if you noticed this also. 

SIDE NOTE: This is NO hate to the people who translated! I know everyone is forever grateful for all their hard work and dedication to the international fandom! They also did an extremely good job. I had just noticed this and thought it was funny

The statue in the hot springs:

I was watching yoi with some friends and when the scene with this shot came up

one of my friends went, “wait, go back that statue has big balls” and we all just????

And then she linked us this:

Now, I’ve not seen a post talking about this on tumblr yet so forgive me if I missed something, but I wanted to share this just in case because IF YOU TAKE THAT IN CONTEXT WITH THE PREVIOUS DIALOGUE AND SHOTS IT’S KIND OF HILARIOUS

After this shot is when we see the statue in the same angle as Yuri is highly assumed to be looking up at Viktor with, so in comparison… even if that’s a joke on purpose referencing Viktor’s nakie goods or not, it’s still freaking hilarious.

So I was a new player and the DM was new to DMing. I was playing a gnome bard. 

me: (OOC) So can I cast thunderwave just in front of me instead of casting on self?
Dm: why would you want to do that? 
me: (OOC) I am tiny and wish to fly. It would be hilarious.

The DM allows it. There were turns I couldn’t do anything because I didn’t have a ranged weapon and I was still falling. I accidentally blasted a teammate into the ground to the waist, because he had health and I didn’t and I needed to get out of dodge.

The DM rescinded that next session. ;n;

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I was actually unsure to ever gif this moment. I know that’s mostly the mama bear in me that feels protective toward sweet Ames, but I felt so uncomfortable hearing her doubts and fears. Those tears didn’t help. I just wanted to hug her and reassure her, because her man loves her even so deeply even though he hasn’t put a ring on it yet (and in his defense, it wasn’t for lack of trying).
Anyway, in the end I considered that I appreciate having the possibility to know more of how she feels, how supportive are the girls with each other, and the ending is objectively hilarious.